Nine Months Edit

A boy.

A clitoris. Don't even know what he needs.

About my wife and I having another baby.

About what?

Absolutely. Congratulations. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Sit. Sit. Sit. Relax.

After 10 years, you've seen one rat ass, you've seen them all.

Ah!

All he has to do is ask.

All I'm saying is that there should just be two areas on the beach...

All right, I know it hurts, but you have to come back now.

All right, madam. If you would take off your clothes

All right, okay.

All right.

All right.

Alone?

Always let her know how you're feeling. You've gotta talk to her.

And a baby would change everything.

And a big wind came along and bam...

And all my girlfriends are single.

And Dad's a bastard.

And embarrass me in front of my friends at my home?

And get undressed, we will begin, okay?

And gobbled me up like some praying mantis. Not for me.

And have a life of deprivation...

And I assume everything else is as it should be.

And I bought all the other stuff.

And I love you, big guy.

And I really want this baby.

And I sold the Porsche.

And I would love to marry Samuel.

And I'm completely in love with you for having it.

And I'm prepared for that.

And I've worked pretty hard for it.

And it's fine, is it?

And just destroy a child's life.

And last month, I received my new license,

And nothing whatsoever here?

And now I'm able to deliver human babies.

And now...

And of losing you

And our lives are practically unrecognizable!

And probably wouldn't be a dad, so...

And puts pins in her diaphragm.

And she started dilating a little,

And she'll get me through this.

And the baby was conceived March 17.

And the world is overpopulated.

And then when the baby comes,

And then, you know, everyone's happy.

And there's no way you could've had it and just not noticed?

And they really don't want to hear all that beastly stuff, all right?

And we know who we can thank for those problems, don't we?

And you had absolutely every right to walk out on me.

And you know that that child knows that you're their dad...

And you push!

And you're an even bigger dick for taking his side over family.

And your baby... your baby

And...

Another clamp, please. Another clamp.

Anyone who doesn't believe in change is a coward,

Are gonna have a new baby.

Are we on the maternity floor? Good grief, we're completely lost.

Are you okay?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to kill everyone in San Francisco, you asshole?

Arnie loves you. You penis head.

Arnie: You hit like a girl, you flatulent butthead.

Ask Gail if I could babysit your kids on Saturday afternoon.

At Pasklovansky Hospital in Leningrad, now St. Petersburg.

Aw, poor baby. Shh.

Awesome, huh?

Bad Chinese. Buddy!

Be affectionate with her. Kiss her a lot.

Be careful, Sam.

Bec, I'm sorry.

Bec, wait.

Bec?

Bec.

Because I know about babies now. I've been reading up.

Because I'm as flipped out about this as you are, Samuel.

Because if I can feel it, then it can feel me.

Because like an idiot, I was under the impression

Because of this nonsense.

Because then it will convince Rebecca that I like being around children.

Because we filmed every one of her births.

Because, you know, we live in a fantastic apartment,

Being an alcoholic or being deprived in some way.

Blood everywhere, things are shooting in and out,

Boy, he's gonna love this.

Breasts like sponge cake.

Breathe. We'll help you.

Buddy! It's about time.

Busy.

But any complete moron can become a parent

But Christine wasn't pregnant or anything like that?

But don't lose Rebecca.

But he likes it. Say uncle!

But how about another one of them kisses?

But how's she gonna play for the 49ers?

But I don't know who would do that.

But I don't see you making any contributions.

But I guess you'd know that, since you're...

But I just want you to reconsider.

But I really have to speak to her, okay? I want her back.

But I still want to.

But I think it's just a bit early for me to get involved.

But I want to buy a new car.

But I would love this baby

But it was not a party for me.

But maybe we could fool around tonight.

But me and you, we're getting older.

But my feet are really swollen and my back's killing me.

But now my breasts don't hurt,

But she hasn't even mentioned your name in the last two weeks.

But some people are too drunk, they don't remember.

But that doesn't mean that what I do isn't respectable.

But the first three months were really tough on me.

But they can suffocate the baby, they could claw the baby.

But this is his first time. You've got to give him a chance.

But when you see your child look into your eyes

But you know what?

But, hon, you know how much I love my car.

But, you know, he's got very severe problems.

But, you know, that's the idea.

By which you mean...

Call the anesthesiologist. This woman needs an enema.

Can we still call her Samuel?

Can you wait here for just a minute? I have to go to the bathroom again.

Can't you give her something for the pain?

Car seat, family extras.

Change is great. Change is what it's all about.

Check the goddamn computer.

Check! Leave the breakfast.

Cheers.

Chewed up my manhood, swallowed my youth,

Christine has her faults,

Christine wanted a baby?

Clitor... you need a thesaurus is what you need!

Come back. Sit down! Samuel, sit down!

Come here.

Come here. This is the car for you.

Come on, baby! Let's roll!

Come on, Sprinkler, let's go.

Come on, we'll crack another bottle, okay?

Come on, you bitch!

Come on.

Come on. Come on, you little wiener!

Come on. Don't be such a stiff.

Come on. We'll have some fun.

Come on. Work for your baby. Work.

Come with me into here. I warm my hands up for you.

Come! Quick!

Cost a bit of money, but it's only three months old.

Could you be a little more positive about this? More supportive?

Cracked you right on the noggin.

Denied her my essence.

Didn't sell one painting, and now his stuff goes for $40 million.

Dinner?

Do you think I planned this?

Do you think I planned this?

Do you wanna come up for sex?

Do you want more?

Do you want the baby?

Doctor, this woman is also dilated to 10.

Don't deny it! I saw the two of you kissing!

Don't get up. You may have a concussion.

Don't strangle the little boy.

Don't yell at me! Please don't do this to me.

Don't you dare leave me alone with him.

Dr. Kosevich: We go see Papa.

Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Easy.

Eat that, honey.

Elaborate on a little bit for me, Truman?

End of sentence.

End of sentence.

Epidermis? What is it? Epilady?

Even if you're alone?

Everybody gets tired, you know?

Everything is fine now. We're all back online.

Everything looks fine.

Excellent.

Excuse me.

Feel exactly the same as you.

Figures.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Fine. Fine.

Five incredible, incredible years.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

Folks, we're real sorry.

For the nice cheese and give him a big hug.

For what?

Forget it. Forget it. Come on, let's go.

Four, five, six, seven...

Fuck me! It's not working.

Gail and I have gotten to be really close.

Gail and I...

Gail: God, I am so sorry about that.

Gail: Kids, let's say thank you to the man

Gail: Oh, that's so sweet.

Gail.

Gee, I didn't say nothing, mister. You must be hearing things.

Gently, gently.

Get off me, you fat bastard!

Get off the phone and drive, limey scumbag!

Get out! Get out!

Get some smelling salts and get these men up off the floor!

Giddyup.

Give me a few minutes. I'll seat you right away.

Go, go, go. I'm sorry, folks.

Go! Go! Go!

God strike me dead for admitting this,

Good. Interesting.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Had a little teeny element of actual control about it.

He is on vacation. You are two weeks early.

He was a bit tense, so I thought we'd have a bit of dancing here.

He's a little nervous.

He's half blind. He hasn't got the strength to suffocate anyone.

He's just a replacement. Dr. Green will be the...

He's someone pathetic in a dinosaur suit.

He's very handsome. He's got very big testicles, too.

Her calves are like calzoni.

Her skin is like ribbon candy.

Here it comes.

Here you go! The baby's head is out. Syringe.

Here, quit reading that book. Go call the neighbors.

Here, watch this with Rebecca. She forgot to take it.

Here's one for the queen.

Here's the problem. There are function keys.

Hey, cut it out. (grunting)

Hey, Doc, have you been celebrating a little bit there?

Hey, Doc. You all right?

Hey, guys. It's the 30th.

Hey, honey, it's the people from the beach.

Hey, honey, off the bed. Off the bed.

Hey, mister, you'd look great in one of my "Arnie Loves You" t shirts.

Hey, tell your sister to let go of my tail,

Hey, there, fellers.

Hey! I'll get him, Sammy!

Hey.

Hey. How are you? This is Bobbie.

Hi, everybody. Smile big!

Hi, everyone. Hi, I'm Dr. Newsoe. I'm here to administer the epidural.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi. How are you feeling?

Hi. Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but my wife's pregnant.

His little heart's beating.

Hold on a moment here. Not obstruction. It's obstetrics.

Hold on. Okay. What is wrong?

Honey, do you think we're hurting the baby?

Honey, I'm so proud of you and I love you so much.

Honey, listen. I'm just thinking, about the baby...

Honey, what? Who eats fathers?

Honey!

Honey. Honey, smile.

Hope we didn't ruin your picnic.

Horrible thing you can do.

How about one of my new "Arnie Loves You" videos?

How about taking home a new Arnie doll for the kiddies?

How are things?

How could you say that to me? You were the one who pointed out,

How do you know that?

How long are you gonna have to be dead before you can pay that phone bill?

How much do I owe you for four minutes?

How you doing, buddy? Good to meet you.

How?

Huh?

Huh? What moved?

Huh. What are you doing on the maternity floor?

I adore you.

I also want a patient who won't bite me.

I always get those confused... enema, pedicure, epidermal.

I am completely sexually frustrated. I do not sleep at night.

I am in the middle of a nervous breakdown.

I am not a communist. Well, I was briefly member of party,

I bet if we wait a while, we can feel the baby move again.

I bet they do, but no, thank you.

I bought all that cowboy stuff and I bought the sports stuff

I can see. You're gonna have a thrombo.

I can smell the room service on that painting.

I can tell it's a boy by the way she's carrying it all in the front.

I can't be a father.

I can't stand it. I don't know why.

I can't take the pressure. Don't yell at me.

I can't.

I cannot believe you're fighting now!

I checked her cervix. She's dilated to 10.

I deep sixed it. There. Sleep with the fishes.

I did not sleep with this woman!

I didn't realize this was a frickin' group therapy session, Doctor.

I don't care what I think or don't think anymore.

I don't give a damn about me.

I don't know about Truman. I mean, I'll get him to open up.

I don't know if you noticed,

I don't know what I want anymore.

I don't think so, Sean.

I don't think there'll be a problem in that direction.

I don't wanna move in with my parents

I don't want to brag. What's his name?

I don't want to die like Van Gogh. It's terrifying.

I don't want you to tear. You have to control your push.

I feel for you, buddy. But if I let you in here,

I feel...

I felt like I really made a contribution to this world.

I found her. Come here, kiddo. Where you been?

I got it all on film. The kids are gonna love it.

I got the doctor's machine again.

I guess having another girl's not so bad.

I guess I got plenty more time to feel it.

I hate him. I loathe him. I detest him.

I hate you. You did this to me!

I have a computer program here that I have written myself

I have sometimes very low tolerance for pressure.

I have these appalling nightmares all the time.

I have to get rid of the cat I've had for 16 years.

I just don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor.

I just want to say thanks.

I knew it!

I know it might not be a big thing to you.

I know it's been two months since we made love,

I know now exactly what a bastard I was.

I know that I've changed.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, highly edible. Highly edible.

I mean, I know I've missed a few appointments, but...

I mean, I know that it's fashionable, PC, all that,

I mean, I know...

I mean, my youth is here, doing well.

I mean, size wise and all that kind of stuff?

I mean, this is the second month

I mean, we'd have to move out.

I mean, we're not ready for a child.

I mean, you're incredibly attractive,

I mean...

I met you last year at Sean's loft. I'm his sister, Gail.

I need something. Knock me out!

I never said that.

I really appreciate your asking us to come along.

I should buy myself a clitoris.

I spent a year in Afghanistan.

I suppose it must've been shock.

I swear I won't forget the next time.

I swore I wouldn't miss it. I've missed it.

I think it was just a little bit unexpected.

I think it's time for us to face our responsibilities.

I think she's getting over you.

I think you're great.

I think...

I thought about leaving Marty all the time.

I thought it was supposed to be foolproof.

I thought you were trying to French kiss me.

I thought you were using birth control.

I told you about it two weeks ago. And then last week.

I was a disgrace.

I was a scientist. In Russia I was chief of obstruction.

I was away at a child psychiatry conference in Boston, remember?

I was getting worried about you guys. What happened to this car?

I was just listening to what you were saying there.

I was scared of losing control

I was scared.

I was... I was completely selfish,

I will get the clamp. There we go. And the scissors.

I would love to have a family,

I would walk over there and kick your bony little ass

I...

I'd really love to believe this.

I'd say life was dangerously close to perfection, actually.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. First, I have to circumcise your son.

I'll get an apartment. I can do it by myself.

I'll go.

I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You" lunch box up your ass!

I'll take both of you wieners on.

I'll tell her now.

I'll throw a party, and you'll meet some new people.

I'm a little nervous, okay? It's my first delivery.

I'm cruising for chicks. Come on, I'm having a baby, for God's sakes.

I'm facing a lifetime alone

I'm going to pull a few strings.

I'm gonna be in the dog house big time and I'm gonna have to live with you.

I'm gonna put her in with another one of my patients.

I'm in a much more fragile state now.

I'm just saying how I feel.

I'm kind of hoping that this will get Samuel excited about having a baby.

I'm leaving.

I'm not doing anything with your knee.

I'm over 30, and I feel

I'm pregnant.

I'm Rebecca Taylor. I'm here to see Dr. Green.

I'm recording history. I'm making you guys a souvenir.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry. Come on, get away from him.

I'm sorry. We're a little overbooked, okay?

I'm such a coward. Sorry.

I'm telling you, we'll learn a new sport.

I'm telling you.

I'm thinking about leaving him.

I'm trying to be positive.

I've got an announcement to make.

I've got it under control, madam. Thank you, though.

I've got stitches, heart attack, woman in labor,

I've loved you since the first moment I saw you.

I've never seen her before in my life.

I've read about it. Cats can be dangerous for a baby.

I've thrown away the most important thing in my life.

I've told you so many times, she refuses to see me.

If I take any more of this in, I'm gonna be painting cats and clowns.

If I wasn't gonna have my five year old daughter do it!

If it's a girl, it's up like this. If it's a boy, it's down like this.

If there aren't any delivery rooms, where is she having the baby?

If you want to know the truth,

In all kinds of other things... politics, music, art.

In fact, she's due in two weeks, and I was just wondering...

In my life only just weeks ago.

Is it just to ruin my weekends

Is it magic when they do that little dribble of vomit down your shoulder?

Is it Rebecca? You haven't heard from her?

Is she here?

Is that any better?

Is that something you can maybe

Is there another one in there, honey? What happened?

Is this... is this noise...

Isn't it cute? Yeah, lovely.

Isn't this jolly, Molly? Yes.

It has to be at the right time for you, but really it's a miracle.

It hasn't been lucrative, that's true.

It is a full moon. Everybody is going into labor.

It just needs a family.

It just sometimes happens in the seventh month.

It was one of the most exciting moments of my life.

It was only for medical reasons.

It was our parents' home.

It's a boy.

It's a pile of shit.

It's a total shutoff.

It's all right, honey. It's fine. It's fine.

It's beautiful.

It's burning. It's burning.

It's cheaper for guys to buy a copy of "Playboy."

It's empty and pointless, all those women.

It's how you... it's how you use,

It's just insane to spoil it.

It's just such a privilege.

It's just that Dr. Kosevich is new. From Russia.

It's just that the whole thing is just such a life changing event.

It's King Stanislaw's daughter, isn't it?

It's like a really good World War II movie.

It's like bubbles.

It's like our profound biological right.

It's like people just have babies on a whim.

It's not one thing, it's your mother.

It's nothing to do with you.

It's nothing to do with you.

It's okay, baby.

It's one of the many, many joys of pregnancy.

It's only 97% effective. It says so right there on the box.

It's perfect.

It's so incredible that the state requires you to take a written test to drive a car,

It's something men can never experience.

It's still quite painful, actually.

It's such baloney and such a cliché

It's terrible. But it's you.

It's that you're around.

It's too late for the medication. Hold on. I'm coming.

It's very good for tension.

It's...

Jeez. Good luck on your new baby.

Jesus Christ Almighty. Where is the bloody doctor?

Jesus, poor Gail.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus. I mean, you love Rebecca, right?

Just like that.

Just relax. Lie down.

Just stay there. Just stay there.

Just the two of us... that's how it should be.

Keep breathing. Breathe, breathe.

Kids! Stop that! Your manners!

Killing us in a head on collision is not what I call positive.

Knock me... ow!

Lady, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Last night.

Leaving in five minutes, sweetie.

Let me help you, honey. Just be gentle!

Let's go take a look at your Volvo, okay?

Let's go!

Let's just deal with this accusation of rudeness.

Let's just keep it to ourselves, huh?

Let's talk about this for real. My God.

Like a bum. Like Van Gogh.

Like something's missing.

Like you bring her to a grocery store

Lili, tell her. Wasn't I completely faithful?

Lili.

Listen to me. Okay?

Listen to this: Buy some new clothes.

Listen to this.

Listen, forget about Rebecca.

Listen, how's Rebecca?

Listen, I swear to you, on the life of my child,

Listen, I'm sorry about your camera.

Listen, I'm sorry, man. I got a little carried away.

Listen, I'm sorry. We were over there flying a kite,

Listen, I've seen the second ultrasound,

Listen, Marty.

Listen, stop down by the lot. I'll make you a good deal.

Listen. Sorry. And I'm gonna take off.

Little family business.

Look around you. There are not enough doctors.

Look at that.

Look at Van Gogh. He, while he was living,

Look what I've become.

Look, at least just tell her one... just...

Look, I'm on the way to the hospital, if you'd like a ride.

Look, I'm sorry. That's beluga. It's $64 an ounce.

Look, you don't care about me.

Look, you see? That is why women have the babies.

Looks like it's gonna be a full house this weekend.

Lose the earring.

Man, I'd give anything to have Christine back.

Marry me, Captain Renaldo.

Mart...

Marty and Gail's?

Marty, please do this for me!

Marty: All right, seriously folks, if you guys travel a lot,

Marty: Kids, kids, break it up. Come on now.

Marty: You can be the toughest guy in the world,

Maybe I'll put it in the...

Maybe it's crazy, but I feel it living inside me.

Missy, of course you do.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Right into her spine.

Mm, boy.

Most people know that,

My dad's a giant asshole.

My dad's an asshole.

My husband is having a heart attack!

My practice is really good, it's thriving as they say.

My sister Gail is right. If I continue this way,

New toast:

No more nausea, no more insomnia. I feel great.

No more nausea, no more insomnia. I feel great.

No more tennis for today. That's it.

No, animals.

No, but I haven't finished the food.

No, I do. I do now.

No, I don't think so.

No, I haven't heard from her.

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you, Truman.

No, it's just that you and Gail used to be interested

No, my kids will hate it because they think your show sucks.

No, my water broke!

No, no, don't scoff.

No, no, leave that.

No, no, Marty!

No, no, no. That's gonna get me in big trouble with Gail.

No, no. Not lunch. I mean more for us.

No, really. We underestimated you.

No, she's not. I've already got three girls.

No, thank you, buddy.

No, thanks. No, I've had lots.

No, thanks. No. I'm just gonna shoot off.

No, the thing is, Lili, I think...

No, we're in the fifth month. It's too late.

No, you don't understand. He's completely uninvolved.

No!

No!

No! No!

No! No! Hi.

No! Please. Here, eat this.

No. I don't believe you. If it was all so innocent,

No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. Okay, if it's a boy,

No. We can see Dr. Kosevich.

No. What do you mean? Like, on the sly or something?

Nobody wants to take dance class from a big, fat pregnant lady.

Not bad, eh?

Not many teeth left in the left hand corner of my mouth, but cute.

Not only can they give a baby toxoplasmosis,

Nothing happened. I was completely faithful to you.

Now check your computer again.

Now it's just nothing but kids, kids, kids.

Now it's time for dinner.

Now suddenly I have to sell the car I love,

Now we're ready for the final push, all right?

Obviously, with imagination and passion whatever it is...

Obviously.

Oh yeah, yeah, with the small worms.

Oh, a week ago.

Oh, baby, you were incredible.

Oh, but very sweet.

Oh, Christine left me.

Oh, Dr. Green's been out with pneumonia.

Oh, God. I'm okay.

Oh, good news.

Oh, good, everybody's old friends. Back to work!

Oh, gosh, thanks. I didn't even realize I'd left it.

Oh, gosh, thanks. I didn't even realize I'd left it.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, I don't believe that.

Oh, it stopped.

Oh, Jeez. Watch out!

Oh, just a little.

Oh, long story.

Oh, missy.

Oh, more of the sort of technical side.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, there's plenty. It's fine. Help yourselves.

Oh, no. I want someone else.

Oh, no. I was out of line. It's my fault.

Oh, no. Why would you think that?

Oh, okay. Okay. Excuse me.

Oh, please. Without you, come on. Hey, we make a great team.

Oh, Samuel.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's clever.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, you are.

Oh, yes. What brings you here, then?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay now, when you bring your arms up round, like this...

Okay, bye.

Okay, Eleanor? Round. Round.

Okay, girls, you tell your mommy if she loves you,

Okay, give me a moment. I'm thinking.

Okay, great.

Okay, it's gone.

Okay, just enjoy the car.

Okay, just forget it.

Okay, let's drop the whole thing.

Okay, now it is time for the physical examination.

Okay, now,

Okay, open your eyes. Open your eyes!

Okay, that's it.

Okay, then.

Okay, well, it is your choice.

Okay, you run along. You go play with your sisters, okay?

Okay?

Okay? Lie down.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Come on! Move!

Okay. Hey, congratulations, Papa.

Okay. Huh?

Okay. I think we've worked out all the insects.

Okay. Let me get it ready for you.

Okay. Oh, gosh. We're gonna have a baby.

Okay. Okay, I will.

Okay. Rebecca is pregnant. There.

Okey dokey. (chuckles)

On March 17,

On my salary? Come on.

On one condition.

On the sly, or just, you know, in the run of things?

On the... no.

One for adults and one for children.

One is for humans and one is for simians.

One more push and you will see your baby.

One... two... three.

Only because I didn't want to upset you because you were in a fragile state.

Open it.

Open your eyes. Take a look at your son.

Or a restaurant or something and I just happen to be there.

Or an eye in the middle of its forehead.

Or later.

Or what we had together, and losing my youth.

Our apartment's not ready for a baby.

Our society has too many starving children.

Ow!

Party time then! I'm sorry. Get back in there.

Patsy, no. That's not funny, my love.

Penelope Leach. I've been to a Lamaze class.

People are screaming, stuff's getting torn apart

Perfect example of the product of change.

Perfect.

Please, come in.

Please, come sit down. One moment.

Please, do something for me. Just organize a chance meeting.

Please, please, just let me talk to her for two seconds.

Please, that's an old wives' tale, that stuff.

Please?

Please. It's the seventh month.

Please. Please, sit down. I'm very sorry.

Please. Please. Please. Please.

Pleasure. Pleasure.

Plus, there are special ways to ensure that it'll be a boy.

Poor old Bec. She just had some bad Chinese.

Pregnant women need a lot of support.

Push. One, two, three, four,

Ready when you are.

Ready.

Really?

Rebecca and me, we're wonderful together.

Rebecca, I...

Rebecca: Oh, yes! Thank God!

Rebecca: Well, I guess you don't want the baby.

Reminded me that she was the most important thing

Reply to my letters.

Restrict her movement.

Right, but you're gonna have a baby now,

Right? Okay?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. How do I feel on that one?

Right. Lovely.

Right. She's really doing okay?

Run.

Sam, my life's a pile of shit.

Sam, she's 25 years old.

Sam, what's the matter? What's the matter?

Samuel, stop!

Samuel, you almost ruined everything, and I...

Samuel: Where is Dr. Green?

Samuel!

Samuel?

Samuel.

Samuel.

Say hello to Papa.

Say to yourself, "Do I really want to become a parent?"

Sean, I got a quick question for you.