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Thunder Force Thunder Force is an action-packed superhero comedy film released in 2021, written and directed by Ben

Thunder Force

Thunder Force is an action-packed superhero comedy film released in 2021, written and directed by Ben Falcone. This highly anticipated movie introduces us to a world where superpowers are acquired through a genetic anomaly, transforming ordinary people into extraordinary beings. With an impressive cast, including Melissa McCarthy, Octavia Spencer, Bobby Cannavale, Pom Klementieff, and Jason Bateman, Thunder Force offers an exhilarating and hilarious adventure that is sure to captivate audiences.

The story revolves around childhood best friends Lydia Berman (Melissa McCarthy) and Emily Stanton (Octavia Spencer), who reunite as adults under unexpected circumstances. Emily, a brilliant scientist, has dedicated her life to finding a way to give ordinary people extraordinary abilities to combat the growing presence of super-villains in their city. While testing a formula she created, Lydia accidentally injects herself, resulting in her becoming the super-strong and impervious "Thunder Force" superhero.

As the newly formed duo set out to protect their town from criminals, they must not only navigate the challenges that come with being superheroes but also deal with their own personal struggles. Lydia's charming and hilarious personality, coupled with Emily's intelligence and strong determination, creates a unique dynamic that drives the film's humorous and action-packed narrative.

Adding an extra layer of intrigue to the story is the presence of "The Miscreants," a group of super-powered villains terrorizing the city. Among them is the electrifying Laser (Pom Klementieff) and the menacing "The King" (Bobby Cannavale). As Thunder Force takes on these formidable foes, the movie explores themes of friendship, self-discovery, and the power of unlikely heroes.

The film's comedic elements stem from the impeccable chemistry between McCarthy and Spencer, who bring their signature talent for comedic timing and delivery to their respective characters. McCarthy's Lydia is a lovable and rough-around-the-edges hero who effortlessly brings laughter to each scene. Spencer's Emily, on the other hand, showcases her versatility as an actress, effortlessly balancing intelligence, vulnerability, and wit.

Complementing the incredible performances is a captivating soundtrack that enhances the film's action and emotional sequences. The Thunder Force soundtrack features a diverse range of musical styles, including a mix of exciting orchestral scores and catchy pop tracks. Whether it's the adrenaline-pumping music during intense fight scenes or the emotionally stirring melodies during heartwarming moments, the score adds depth and texture to the overall viewing experience.

If you're looking to immerse yourself in the sounds of Thunder Force, you're in luck! You can play and download the film's official soundtrack on various music platforms. From the energetic opening score to the catchy tunes that accompany the heroes on their journey, the soundtrack captures the spirit of Thunder Force, making it a must-have for fans of both the film and music.

In conclusion, Thunder Force is a hilarious and action-packed superhero comedy that showcases the talents of its incredible cast. McCarthy and Spencer's dynamic performances, coupled with the film's engaging narrative and captivating soundtrack, make it a must-watch for fans of the genre. So, gather your popcorn, prepare to laugh, and embark on an unforgettable adventure with Thunder Force. And remember, you can play and download these sensational sounds here!

A lot of it. Get a lot.
A lot of man. I was gonna order the chicken too,
A massive pulse of interstellar cosmic rays
A party!
According to this, your bladder did release urine.
Actual superheroes are fighting back against the Miscreant menace.
Actually, the delivery method is exactly the same.
After a series of treatments,
After all that.
Ah, so close.
Ah, thank you, Jessie.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! We're getting off topic. Can you just say "Thunder Force"?
Ahh!
All this fighting, all this crime.
Allie helped me set up this whole lab.
Allie wants us in the garage.
Allie's knocked out. Security's on the way.
Alright, hold on to your ta tas, Bill.
Alright, I'm gonna sit, not touch anything else,
Alright, I'm… I'm on it. Anything else?
Alright, let's take a water break.
Alright, remember, Lydia, you said you would not touch anything, so…
Alright, Thunder Force.
Alright.
Alright. Where are you? We're gonna put a bell on you.
Alright. You do whatever you gotta do, Tony.
Also, you can't say it like… [mumbles] "Thunder Force."
Always finding time to have fun.
Am I too tough on you?
Amen.
And all kinds of things… rising.
And created one of the best albums slash singles ever,
And even though I killed that guy before,
And get it out of the building, where it can be properly disarmed.
And getting real results.
And he's very good with his…
And here you are acting like one.
And I could probably use whatever it is that you do, too.
And I don't even care if it's stinky anymore.
And I suppose the romance involved in the deep dive
And I used to love shellfish.
And I was there, and you hadn't gotten there yet, so I…
And I'm estimating that you'll be able to lift 20,000 pounds.
And if anybody touches any of this,
And if the talk goes right, it goes right, but if it goes wrong…
And it didn't make it any better than whatever the city bus thing did.
And it seems that Chicago's new super team knows how to have fun.
And it's safe, right?
And just know, this is gonna to be in here before we hit the Lambo.
And Lydia too.
And meet her in the tech room. Immediately.
And more importantly,
And my then wife,
And no one was hurt. Somehow.
And now I'm almost worse than Tom, if that's possible.
And second of all, I graduated from Stanford last year.
And she helps us out a lot around here.
And that little party he's throwing, it's just like a group funeral.
And the basement's so far away.
And the city of Chicago wants to thank you for your tremendous bravery.
And the great city of Chicago.
And then I'm gonna win other elections until I'm president,
And then they conk you in the melon or something.
And then you… you wrote back about the reunion,
And they are free.
And up jumps a radioactive crab, bites me in the genitals.
And wait for my beer. [grunts]
And we will burn what you are wearing at the first opportunity.
And we're stuck with you.
And what we didn't know is we were over a radioactive coral reef.
And you begin the treatments for invisibility.
And you don't stop until the job is done.
And you know it.
And your skeleton needs phosphorus for density.
And, uh, I say, "That sounds fun. Let's go buns up."
And, you know, I barged in here and took your power,
Andy Pandy, but seems too familiar as I say it out loud.
Anyone else want in?
Anyone? How about Lydia? Sleeping Beauty back there.
Anything on that menu look good?
Anyway, I went into a life of crime.
Anyway, you're changing the narrative of the election, and I can't have that,
Are they getting in that slowly on purpose?
Are you kidding? I've had, like, thirty five billion injections in my face
Are you Miscreants?
Are you okay, Mom?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you rounding up all the Miscreants?
As Miscreants.
At least move into our building.
Awesome!
Be careful, Mom.
Because I got a lot of family up and down the East Coast or…
Because I'm 32.
Because in that scenario, you just made yourself the dog.
Because this city deserves what's coming to it.
Bet your ass we are.
Bill!
Bottom feeder!
Bought in stadium,
But are we ever going to see some action, or should I say,
But could you do me a favor and, um…
But first, you.
But here's what I think.
But I always knew you were gonna change the world.
But I got bit on the ball bag by a radioactive crab,
But I guess you could say we're estranged now,
But I have a message for that Miscreant named Laser.
But I think I'd be a pretty kick ass superhero.
But I was afraid you might be half chicken.
But I wonder
But I'm totally happy to give it back to you.
But I've been so consumed with righting a wrong that I've…
But if the secret is you're Thunder Force,
But if you think I'm gonna let you touch that bomb, you're out of your mind.
But not in a way that's, like, restraining order.
But not strong enough.
But she should be available momentarily. Is there anything I can get?
But she threw a bus.
But sure enough, you throw the rock, zing, it goes right into the water.
But unfortunately, I like my chicken the way you get it in the crab traps,
But wait, Rachel Gonzales' campaign office is on the 29th floor.
But would like to throw out the first pitch at a Cubs game.
But you gotta throw it.
But you took her treatment for strength.
But you will stop hurting my friends!
But you're gonna do fine. You're gonna crack from the stress though.
But, Lydia, you don't carry a hammer.
But… there's a time and a place for Frey.
But… where's Tracy's dad?
By interesting, I mean, hot.
Bye bye, nerd!
Bye bye, nerds.
Bye.
Bye. Thanks for coming.
Can I get, like, an ice cold brewski?
Can I have a couple minutes? I wanna cut that ponytail off.
Can you disarm it?
Can you keep a secret?
Can you tell which? One side has a small scab.
Can you two have a wedding.
Can't unsee that.
Can't wait to kill you both.
Challenge accepted.
Cheers to me, huh?
Clean that up.
Clyde, if you can't tell a joke, you'll never get a lady. That's factual.
Clyde, you have a really weird vision of how rich people live.
Come here.
Come on, come on!
Come on, Em. Where are you?
Come on, Emily.
Come on, lady girls.
Come on, Thunder Force. I'm ready to get my hands dirty.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come here.
Coming from me, that might not mean much, because of the bus,
Connect with your guests better.
Cool.
Cooldown's over, guys. Let's get back to it.
Could be. Let's do this.
Could have been Bill Stanton's building. It's a common name.
Crab, we got a situation here.
Crap doodles!
Craving for raw chicken myself.
Dads, that lady just threw a bus.
Damn it! I wanted to kill Andrew.
Damn it! I wanted to kill Andrew.
Damn right we are.
Dang it, Em.
Dang it. You always get carried away.
Dead as a doornail.
Dear God, bless this food and the hands that prepared it.
Did she call us ding dongs?
Did you get surf and turfed?
Did you say "Mom"?
Do it, dipshit!
Do we have a problem?
Do you feel any different? Are they working?
Do you have eyes on them? Answer me.
Do you like raw chicken, too?
Do you own that part of the building too?
Do you wanna hear a joke?
Does take a certain woman to look good dropping through acoustic tile.
Don't do anything crazy.
Don't point at me! Don't point at me! Don't judge y point at me.
Don't worry. I got your back. Trust me.
Drag you? I'm always looking out for you. I'm the only reason you have any fun.
Due to the electrical charge it imparts, you'll become visible when you use it.
Due to the increase in her recent lethal activities.
Due to your body's changing chemistry,
Each treatment is completely unique.
Earlier today, a campaign speech by William "The King" Stevens,
Eatin' nachos filled with goose meat or something.
Either one would be wildly interesting, but Half creant… I like that.
Either one. At work it's more professional to go by Andrew.
Em, say something. Oh!
Em, stop!
Em, we're on a mission here.
Em?
Emily Rose Stanton!
Emily, I didn't touch anything!
Emily, only been in school for one week, hand's always up.
Emily, take it away.
Emily, the only logical thing to do is stay the course.
Emily?
Emojis.
Enough with the bullets.
Enough with the bullets.
Especially since I thought that you might be dead.
Especially you, Bingo.
Estranged, I think, puts a stink on it, that it might not warrant.
Even before I said it wasn't, but it kind of is.
Even though I was dumb enough to let us drift apart,
Evening, ladies. I'm assuming you're both here.
Ever since the, you know... Since the accident.
Ever since we were kids.
Ever since…
Everyone just stay calm and no one's gonna get hurt.
Everything about you will become stronger, including your skin,
Everything sounds stupid the first time you hear it.
Ew!
Exciting news, Thunder Force is available for selfies for the low price of $100.
Excuse me. I'm gonna wash my hands up.
Feeling my stress rising.
File you under "trash!"
Fine, alright. Hold on to your ta tas, 'cause this thing's getting crushed.
First time for everything.
First, I need you to lift this mallet and hit the block.
First, it's the middle of the night,
Food for thought.
For the first time in history,
For the last six months,
For the love of god, hit the off button.
For this course of treatment,
For you two to tell me that you're a couple.
Frank, stay down.
From the Miscreant known as Laser.
From where?
G'day, mate. [grunts]
Gave her a bump at the polls.
Geneticists are scientists who work on genes,
Get a shovel. I'm gonna bury that bitch.
Get away from the door, now!
Get behind me.
Get our brain juices going again.
Get outta here.
Get their hands on my big, beautiful bomb, did you?
Girl, why...
Give it a try, Lydia. Your results should be instantaneous.
Giving you super strength has inevitable risks.
Glistening shells,
Go ahead.
Go easy on her. It's my fault.
Go easy on your mom. She's great. She's got a lot of responsibility.
Go make a snack. He doesn't need to look at this.
God knows what she's doing. I don't wanna know.
God, he's unloading on me. Wait.
God, I'm a monster.
God!
God. Nobody wants to get saved by somebody named Emily.
Goes all the way... I mean, how do you change a bulb in something like that?
Good luck.
Good night, Lydia.
Good night.
Good to know. It looks powerful.
Got it, got it.
Got it.
Got it. What's our next move?
Grammatically nailed it, but that's detention.
Ha. No, no. Just crab and man.
Half Korean?
Hammer will follow in, get the bomb,
Handle it, Kenny.
Hands off.
Happens all the time. Any decisions on food?
Has crab claws, Dungeness crab, snow crab, tiger prawns...
Have a good time.
Have you, um, given any more thought
He always smells like old lady liniment or like an old lady chafing
He deserves better.
He shouldn't have been there.
He was, you know, very charming.
He was... Don't.
He would take off the sunglasses, there would be magic.
He's building all around me.
He's gonna take those people that didn't vote for him,
He's stronger than I thought…
Hello, Chicago is a city, not a village, and the best city in the world.
Hello, Chicago, thank you for being here.
Hello, Chicago!
Hello. There's a Lydia Berman here to see Miss Stanton.
Her progressive platform and campaign have given Gonzales a bump among voters.
Here goes nothin'.
Here we go.
Here you go, Miss Stanton.
Here you go, sir.
Hey, are you pitching the tower, the seafood tower to a half crab?
Hey, big time. Don't hit that button. It's super loud.
Hey, chief, you got concealer on? Is that what that is?
Hey, I'm sorry, I messed up.
Hey, she's unconscious in the hallway.
Hey, there. Thank you, Carl. We'll clean that right up.
Hey, Tito!
Hey, Tony, I swear I'm not gunning for you, man.
Hey, wait up.
Hey, you saved our lives.
Hi there, take it easy.
Hi, I'm Andy or Andrew. Either one.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. You can just call me Lydia.
Hit it high! There you go!
Hmm.
Holy shit.
Honey! He's a crab!
How about a toast, huh? To me, right?
How about you get 30 minutes of shut eye,
How about you go pick up that mallet and hit that thing again?
How am I supposed to keep it fresh?
How can we not stop two chicks in their forties?
How cool would it be, though, to be, like, a super person?
How could you leave her alone in the lab?
How could you not love Thunder Force?
How do you feel now?
How do you not... Oh my god.
How's it going, Chicago?
Hurry up! They're not gonna stand there all night.
I always knew you could do it.
I always knew you were right for each other.
I am all powerful!
I am so happy to see you girls getting along again. So nice.
I am so sorry, sir. I didn't see your pincers.
I am unbelievably bored.
I am very surprised that you reached out to me.
I barfed river water on you.
I believe it and I won't offer you that. I'll be sensible next time.
I bet The Crab works for you too, huh.
I botched the owl thing.
I can take a peek at a room, you know.
I can, like, pee in a cup or something...
I can't be stuck in this neighborhood.
I can't do this anymore. I'm trying to do something with my life.
I can't even pay to fix my window.
I can't get it off his face!
I can't hear you because I'm literally throwing a bus!
I can't knit.
I can't toss it out the window, people could get hurt.
I copy.
I could be the president, getting chauffeured in limousines.
I could definitely use your muscle as I expand operations here.
I could hit harder, but I don't wanna kill you,
I could set it off.
I developed a genetic sequencing platform
I didn't know we were getting food and entertainment.
I didn't say "Thunder Force."
I didn't see you trying anything to stop her except disappearing,
I didn't… I didn't mean to…
I dig it, Grandma. Morality, right?
I do have to admit, the song's got a good hook.
I don't care.
I don't know we should be getting info from a Miscreant.
I don't know, it brings up some kinda questions.
I don't know. I don't talk to her anymore,
I don't know. I'm not watching. You shouldn't watch either.
I don't know. We just don't talk about that kind of stuff.
I don't like that guy.
I don't think it's smart to be killing off our best crew members.
I don't wanna, because I just got a bazillion needles injected in my face.
I finally finished the work my parents started.
I got a job to do, so let's get this over with.
I got no business.
I got you something.
I gotta tell you,
I guess I got lucky. I'm built like a Sherman tank.
I have a cold, a cold, that's why I'm not touching…
I have been saving it for this very moment.
I have been wondering, if it's none of my beeswax you can just tell me,
I have dedicated my life to stopping Miscreants
I have some work to do.
I have this signature move. It's kind of a hug of death thing.
I have to say, "Wayne is a stupid bag of crap"?
I hear you're not eating.
I heard you were on a date.
I just need to know whose side you're on.
I just think she'll look really dumb with the short hai... [retches]
I just want you to know…
I just... This might be an awkward time to ask you,
I keep seeing you taking these pills,
I keep thinking I've got a handle on it.
I kill them.
I knew I didn't wanna hear it.
I know things are weird between us because we had harsh words.
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I really think we can trust him.
I know we don't have a lot of time, so let me say this.
I know you can do anything you put that big brain to.
I know, but I love crab.
I know, I know.
I know. It's a great idea.
I know. She called me.
I like her.
I like my crab with a little hollandaise sauce, maybe a parsley garnish.
I look at you and I just think somewhere inside those kind of yoked, strong…
I lost to the better candidate tonight and as a gesture of goodwill,
I loved him.
I made us friendship bracelets. Now we're officially friends.
I mean, are you thinking "Zorro"?
I mean, I feel weird and sweaty, and…
I mean, look at me.
I mean, someone's gotta fight against those Miscreants.
I mean, they do not smell good.
I meant metabolically speaking.
I might have just peed just a little bit in my suit too.
I need you to keep an eye on things.
I never do.
I owe it to my parents to be special.
I really love it,
I really, really, really love this suit.
I remembered that you never liked to go to parties solo, so I just thought I'd…
I should stick with shot glasses and things get easier for me.
I speaken ze English.
I think I sprained my groin. Do chicks have groins?
I think I'm the owl, and I think…
I thought that was it.
I thought The King wanted to talk things through.
I thought we had a real nice connection there at the liquor store.
I thought you said half Korean.
I thought you were just run of the mill dirtbag, but you're a Miscreant dirtbag.
I vowed that day to make it my life's mission to stop the Miscreants.
I wanna have shiny, purple Lamborghini babies.
I wanted you to be safe out there. I developed a high powered taser for you.
I was going to become a super… person.
I was going to find a way to stop the Miscreants.
I was thinking about chicken,
I was trying to tell you, don't use a high setting!
I wish I always had.
I wish she was here.
I wish you hadn't done that. Are you okay?
I won't take up too much of your time.
I worry about ya, but you do make a hell of a pancake.
I wouldn't know how to, even if I wanted to.
I… I can't go to the reunion.
I… I did?
I… I found out what The King is up to.
I… I got caught up with work.
I... No, no, no. We are just getting started.
I'd say your training is done.
I'd turn it all the way up.
I'll drive us home.
I'll play guitar. Right after I learn how to play guitar.
I'll wake you, and you'll be ready for round two.
I'll, uh, pay for dry cleaning...
I'm an owl who?
I'm an owl, who?
I'm an owl, whose?
I'm an owl.
I'm an owl. Shut up.
I'm at 7A. 7B is my asshole neighbor, Steve.
I'm burning! My face is on fire!
I'm doing this for my parents, for this city.
I'm estimating that we can increase your ATP by 10,000%.
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna change that.
I'm gonna do that someday.
I'm gonna go surprise Emily. I'm gonna bring her back here.
I'm gonna host a celebration for mayor elect Gonzales
I'm gonna need a minute. Why don't you take off?
I'm gonna throw the pee crap out of a city bus.
I'm gonna throw you in that hot tub and have myself a low country boil!
I'm gonna win this election and become mayor,
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm her best friend, so… I mean, we're not currently,
I'm here to take her...
I'm just butterin' your knuckle.
I'm kinda relieved that's the answer.
I'm like, worse than Tom in accounting who's like, "My ledger."
I'm not a nerd. I'm smart. There's a difference.
I'm not an animal!
I'm not putting my address online.
I'm not saying I don't love Glenn Frey. I love Frey.
I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying I wouldn't...
I'm not scared of you.
I'm not so sure they're gonna be so easy to kill, boss.
I'm not some little kid throwing a tantrum!
I'm okay, honey.
I'm on my way.
I'm really, really sorry.
I'm saying Jodie Foster, like, "It puts the lotion in the basket,"
I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm sorry about your parents.
I'm sorry, I know you're young, I'll murder all of you.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I messed up. I was trying to stop her.
I'm sorry. This bird is just so good.
I'm still trying to get the hang of this strength thing. You okay?
I'm super fast now. I can just run it out of town.
I'm surprised you ding dongs lived through the first blast.
I'm testing you.
I'm very frustrated.
I'm, uh…
I'm…
I've been let off the leash.
I've got stuff to do. I got work on Monday. I've got good Bulls tickets.
I've had something similar, but on my ankle...
I've just… I've always wanted to make it so other people, so you…
I've worked for this my entire life and you've ruined everything.
If I don't get perfect scores, I won't finish what my parents started…
If I had superpowers, I'd beat the crap out of whoever did it to them.
If I let you kill them now, I get heat because it looks like I couldn't stop you.
If it's not too… too much, too soon, what happened?
If Jesus was here, he would crush it.
If somebody's gonna get whacked, it's him.
If the bomb explodes and we're just standing here,
If there are superheroes now, what do people need me for?
If this goes bad, I wanna thank you for being my friend.
If you need anything,
If you stop the treatments,
If you wanna thank me with a pickle in a bag...
If you were a narcissistic megalomaniac, where would you hide a bomb?
If you're done training, I can show you the new suits.
If you're never in school, then how do you meet dudes, or chicks,
If your team would like to make an official arrangement with the city.
Immediately after the attack, The King made this statement.
In custody. Alive.
In my life, every day is Frey day.
In other news,
In other news, Rachel Gonzales has narrowed the gap
In this, am I the rock, or who's the... In this situation?
Including mutated ones.
Into Boveri Sutton chromosome theory was too much for us to take.
Into the pectoral muscle.
Is it the milk or the cereal?
Is it?
Is that a Samson and Delilah thing?
Is that right?
Is the heart of a really good man crab.
Is this thing… Can you… Okay. Thank you.
Is this… Glenn Frey?
It appears that Laser's reign of destruction will never end,
It did not fix her up.
It has everything.
It just reminds me of the dog Bingo.
It took five years to create that formula,
It took you half an hour to find the right flat rock,
It was a surprise you made it out alive.
It was kind of an accident, so…
It was number one on the charts for 11 weeks, Lydia.
It was really more of a fact finding mission.
It wasn't for lack of trying, right?
It would be. But I have to stick to the plan.
It would've been cool if they could've turned people to superheroes.
It'd be great if she came, though.
It's "The" King. "King" is a dog's name. Okay?
It's a catchphrase and a name all in one neat, little package.
It's a great smell.
It's a light switch. Pft. Big deal.
It's a miracle you're still alive.
It's a very large pill, and I had to go off dairy for this.
It's all been a setup.
It's been a blast but we're gonna hit it. Get your shit together.
It's Bingo.
It's entirely possible that your body will violently explode over the weekend.
It's even cool to the touch.
It's gonna cost a million dollars and I wish I'd stop talking.
It's how those intense boils on your face have already healed themselves.
It's important to inject through the breast tissue
It's just gonna take the edge off,
It's like, "Beam me up, Scotty." Beep, beep, bop.
It's mortality.
It's my name.
It's not a dog, Bingo.
It's not a massage chair, you idiot.
It's not gonna like yesterday, is it?
It's not me. The taser is locked in a high voltage loop.
It's okay. I'll just change.
It's out of context. It's probably still confu... We're the good guys.
It's really good.
It's Seal. I programmed him into the suit.
It's so cool, I can't even get the door open.
It's so good.
It's the fifth time this year. Rob someone else.
It's the greatest saying.
It's the milk.
It's The... It's "The" King.
It's Urkel's… Urkel. Tell her who Urkel is.
It's what?
It's, uh, so much more money than a million bucks.
Jerry…
Jessie, could you report to security?
Jim McMahon had eye issues and he wore glasses.
Jodie Foster knows it's Jodie Foster! How do you not know "Tay in the wind"?
Jodie Foster, 1994.
Just done something to me.
Just have to… go to this reunion.
Just like the Titanic, they're all dead.
Just like we used to talk about when we were kids.
Just loves it. So boring.
Just make a noise.
Just… working through some stuff with Lydia.
Keeping our city on edge.
Kick butt like the superheroes you are,
Kill that guy.
Kill those sons of bitches…
Kind of made me warm and fuzzy.
Kind of what I've gone through,
Knocked her out when we fried security.
Know what I mean? Like Obama vacuuming
Lacrosse had three Andrews. They called me Drew.
Ladies, meet the henchmen.
Ladies. Thank you.
Language.
Language.
Last time I got pulled out of the river, I drove right away.
Leading up to the breaking news, we will have…
Let me at least… feed you.
Let's get pumped with awesome pump up music.
Let's get pumped!
Let's get swole and kick some Miscreant butt.
Let's give it up for our new super team who's out protecting our city every night.
Let's give someone else a chance.
Let's go in the back.
Let's go kick some Miscreant butt.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's just figure out how we can stop The King.
Let's make a run.
Let's not celebrate too fast.
Let's thin that out. That'll fix her up.
Like an anthem. Like David Lee Roth, Jon Bon Jovi.
Like death, amnesia, paralysis, stroke, brain death,
Like thunder!
Like, tasting delicious with melted butter?
Listen to what your mom says.
Literally, I found it in the garbage, so I don't…
Little mule likes to kick.
Little, tiny fuses.
Living inside your mind, unable to speak or convey thoughts,
Loaded with little eggs.
Long time, huh?
Look at that. You really are smart.
Look at this thing.
Look at you get after it.
Look, I'll do everything in my power to keep you safe.
Look, we don't know how stable it'll be with your speed.
Look. Business has picked up thanks to you two.
Looks like it's just us…
Lot of people don't live to tell the tale.
Love an ambulance.
Lydi!
Lydi!
Lydi!
Lydi?
Lydi…
Lydi…
Lydia Berman.
Lydia, do you have any idea what you've done?
Lydia, no. Do not throw that bus.
Lydia, she's 15. Let's monitor our stories.
Lydia, the process has started.
Lydia, wake up. [knocking on desk]
Maintenance. There you go. Wow.
Make room for more.
Making this the closest the race has been since both nominees…
Man.
Mango flops. Did I just do it? Yeah.
Manipulating the media into believing that you're a problem only I can solve.
Marine biologist…
May I empty your shoes?
Maybe Emily will say no, but you don't know unless you ask.
Maybe five or six?
Maybe if we don't look at her, she'll stop.
Maybe it's the smell of Old Bay has always kind of…
Maybe just go make a pot of that and enjoy.
Maybe squeeze. Squeeze together.
Maybe we should just turn that off.
Maybe we start telling people what's going on.
Maybe you can just, like, cook up another batch.
Me, too. You dating anybody interesting?
Meanwhile, mayoral candidate William "The King" Stevens'
Mine's L Train 631 Harper Avenue Apartment 7B.
Miss Berman. Hi, I'm Jessie.
Miss Stanton, it's time for another treatment.
Mmm!
Molecular Thermodynamics of Complex Systems.
Mom, is she having a reaction to the injection?
Mom, please don't sing into your taser.
Mom?
More like a hero, I guess,
My body needs it.
My coach called me by my middle name, Andy.
My compliments to whoever didn't cook it.
My favorite appetizer to share, personally, is the petite seafood tower.
My god, I just threw a bus.
My guess is a place of power. Her office, maybe.
My heart's poundin' like a jackhammer inside my chest because of this serum.
My little raw friend.
My mom calls me Andy.
My mom doesn't…
My mom's new boyfriend loves Andrew Lloyd Webber.
My parents were among those caught in the crossfire.
My parents were working on a way to turn regular people into superheroes.
Nah. I've actually thought this one through.
Never not funny.
Next time kill Andrew.
Next time, kill And... What do you prefer? Andrew? Andy?
No problem.
No problem.
No way!
No, he's headed right toward us.
No, Lydia.
No, no, no. I couldn't take your money.
No, she's always like this.
No, that's a gynecologist.
No, they're too far away! Do not!
No, we're Thunder Force.
No, you can't.
No, you're not.
No! Oh my god, I am late. You were supposed to wake me up.
No! Ow! Ow!
No. Anyone else?
No. Come, come, come.
No. I don't have a… an appointment, but I'm Lydia Berman.
No. It's not fair your parents got iced by some Miscreants
No. That's what I said. Not "half Korean," he's a "Half creant."
No…
Norma stopped by a while ago. I got her number for you.
Not "Tay in the wind" Jodie Foster.
Not by force,
Not crazy about labels.
Not how I thought that one was gonna go.
Not to kill the mood, but Allie's been listening to your entire conversation.
Not to sound like a femme fatale, but it feels like I need to kill them.
Not washing her hands. She's going to the can.
Not with the time we have left. It'll have trip wires all over it.
Not…
Nothing tastes right. I'm not… I'm not hungry.
Now I want you two strong women
Now that we have a baseline, it's time to start your treatment.
Now that we have these things, we need super names.
Now that we're going into a possible physical altercation, I'm…
Now, get in that dumpster.
Of course not. I always keep an Old Bay in my bra.
Of course, she did.