Palm Springs Edit

A chance that this life can be a little less mundane

A little different this morning.

A lot.

A ride, anything.

Aah! Stop, stop, stop.

Aahhh!

Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan.

Activity, et cetera.

Afloat.

Again, my memory is pretty shot,

Ahhh! Oh my God.

Alan.

All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.

All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work,

All right! Get down!

All right.

Almost.

Ampersand.

And celebrate its bullshit.

And come with me.

And commitment is the state

And designer drugs and candy.

And ever and ever,

And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.

And how gorgeous are these two?

And I am asking you

And I don't blame you for being mad at me

And I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going

And I find Tala

And I have full faith in your abilities

And I need you to survive.

And I never had another nightmare.

And I still woke up here.

And I sure as hell would never have fucked you.

And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.

And I was truly terrified of the world,

And I, I blew her up.

And I've done... a lot of suicides.

And I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.

And if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me.

And if it kills us, well then

And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment,

And if your plan works,

And it didn't work out.

And it doesn't belong to us.

And it is a fucking dark place.

And it is absolutely suffocating.

And it is absolutely suffocating.

And it may be frightening and filled with doubt.

And it should never have happened,

And made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.

And now I have to open a new one.

And now, Abe,

And now, old mate Abe... Oh, honey.

And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs,

And she was, like, five years old.

And someone was trying to hurt you.

And staying away for so long.

And Tala,

And that's it?

And then I passed out in a couple minutes,

And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep.

And then probably sneaks out in the morning.

And then they, uh,

And then you got stuck in here and

And then your sweat.

And they approve this marriage!

And this is A Lover's Concerto.

And tomorrow is also today.

And we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right?

And we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing

And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes

And you know what, fuck all of you.

And, hey, in all your future loops,

And, uh, I hope to see you soon.

And, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares.

And, yes, I know that it's crazy odds

And... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me

Anything can happen.

Anything can happen.

Anyways,

Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon.

Are they real?

Are you all right?

Are you close?

Are you done?

Are you fucking cheating on me?

Are you gonna be smiley?

Are you joking right now?

Are you on drugs again?

Are you scared to leave?

Are you...

As a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.

As I walked down the aisle.

As I was saying,

As long as I'm with you.

As you achieve your wildest dreams.

Ask me again at the end.

Ask me again at the end.

Ask me again at the end.

Asleep next to me,

At a bar in Aberdeen.

At least in here, we get to be together.

Be learning from you.

Beat the traffic?

Beautiful kids.

Beautiful wife,

Because I give a shit,

Because I think that life should be shared now,

Because she thought that might help.

Because this is truly a sacred day,

Because we are very shitty people.

Before I screwed it up, you know.

Before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.

Before marriage thing, so Abe took it.

Being a source of terror is not fun, okay.

Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters,

Bone marrow.

Boned each other.

But always remember:

But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you

But I don't think so.

But I don't think we should break up.

But I have tried.

But I will today and forever,

But I'm also asking you to stay.

But I'm cool with it

But I'm not anymore!

But I've been thinking about it a lot,

But is now in my stomach,

But it doesn't matter!

But it was different then.

But it's really irrelevant to me

But it's so much more than that...

But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out.

But not you and me until we've earned our way out?

But now

But now

But now it's time for us to give to you.

But please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay.

But she isn't in there.

But there there's

But they should.

But we have to be fast.

But we have to be fast.

But we have to try.

But we're all just lost, am I right?

But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know.

But you can keep your money.

But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said?

But you don't know that I know.

But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today.

But you know what else has crazy odds?

But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

But, you know,

But... I am done being shitty.

But... I went through with it.

But... it's beautiful.

By Fournier.

Can I keep my shirt on?

Can I, can I Oh, please.

Can you zip me up? Wait.

Check it out.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. You mother

Come on out!

Come on out!

Come on, just do it.

Comes light.

Coming before, you know.

Coming!

Comprehend what I was putting you through.

Damn it!

Darla.

Deal with him.

Debilitating emotional distress.

Did you do to me?

Did you learn nothing from all this?

Do we, though? I mean,

Do you believe I made these at my age?

Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?

Don't be so afraid of it.

Don't fuck this up.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't over complicate it. Yeah.

Don't worry.

Don't you kiss me.

Don't you know how to hustle, kid?

Dot, dot, dot

Down! Hey! Hey!

Emphatic period.

Emptiness,

Et amici!

Even though I pretend not to be,

Everyone here is your family.

Everyone stand back.

Everything in this void

Everything is great.

Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.

Everything.

Excuse me. You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.

Foiled! You son of a bitch!

Follow me.

For lying, for not telling you about our past.

For miles.

For the rest of eternity,

From origins unknown.

From the first time that I saw you

Get down! Get down!

Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes.

Get out of the water.

Get out of the water.

Getting stuck in a time loop.

Give up and

Go for it. I brought it for you, man.

Go get a beer, you know.

Go some place where we could be alone, do you?

God, no wonder she hates herself.

Goes back to the start.

Going to bed maybe just got a little better.

Good day so far?

Good luck, girl.

Good luck.

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Ha ha.

Ha! Yeah, yeah.

Have we hooked up?

He put his penis in my butthole. Yeah, I know how it works.

He was a guest at the wedding.

He was gonna kill you.

He's an old friend.

He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.

He's trying to kill me!

He's trying to kill me!

He's trying to kill me!

Hello?

Here they are.

Here you are

Here, smell this.

Hey, come here. Get out of the water.

Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe

Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me

Hey, who's the mustache?

Hey!

Hey! Come here!

HEY! HO!

Hey. Pia.

Hmm.

Hold my legs up.

Hold on.

Holding me.

Holy fucking shit!

How about that?

How can you even know that?

Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.

However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize

Hyah!

Hyah!

I I give up. I

I I was just saving you! You should be thanking me.

I So you, you're,

I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. No, Sarah, fuck you.

I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.

I am not a fan of this magical desert.

I am the Antichrist.

I can't say I ever liked her.

I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.

I didn't know you knew her.

I didn't wanna tell you!

I didn't.

I do love you more than anything.

I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today.

I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.

I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you.

I don't know.

I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night.

I don't understand your question.

I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.

I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.

I feel like we should call the cops.

I feel sorry, it's like,

I followed you into that cave because I liked you

I get it now. You were right.

I give up. You win.

I got the message from your girlfriend last night.

I guess I had my head up my own ass.

I had just started at this new school

I had the idea first.

I hadn't seen you in a while. Yeah, no shit.

I hope it's not all meaningless.

I hope that blowing ourselves up works,

I hope you don't mind.

I hope you find it, man.

I just can't handle that right now.

I just clipped him.

I just don't want to leave.

I just like to give back whenever I can.

I knew it wasn't going to work out

I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.

I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him.

I knew it wasn't going to work.

I know this is supposed to be like

I know you better than anyone knows you.

I lied, okay.

I love you guys. Um, so without further ado,

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love your haircut. Me too.

I mean,

I mean,

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys?

I mean, I didn't really

I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.

I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.

I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.

I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something?

I never wanna be married.

I partied with Roy.

I really can't start sweating, baby.

I tested it.

I think I found a way out.

I think it might be him.

I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.

I thought you were someone else.

I tied my tubes at 40.

I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.

I used to be a bomb guy.

I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.

I was acting a little... odd.

I was just feeling my way through it.

I was scared,

I was thinking the exact same thing, you know.

I will always find you.

I wish I could just live out here forever.

I would have stayed so far away from you,

I would like a Moscato, please.

I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here.

I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister

I'd rather die with you

I'll have no choice but to remove you by force.

I'll take her dead or alive.

I'm a cheating piece of shit.

I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.

I'm an idiot.

I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God!

I'm getting out of this day.

I'm in.

I'm just kidding, there is no God.

I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.

I'm not going to see my kids grow up,

I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water.

I'm not that old, though, am I?

I'm Nyles.

I'm serious.

I'm serious. I'm serious!

I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. You can watch me, though.

I'm taking Tala into town.

I'm touching your bike.

I'm turning myself in!

I'm your son.

I've realized that I'm completely co dependent,

If I had known that I was going to be stuck

If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night,

If it makes you feel any better,

If you want to leave this place

In case something actually does happen?

In the 3.2 seconds it takes

Is that him?

Is the future encased in chocolate.

Is the past.

Is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.

It it felt so... real.

It could be life, it could be death.

It does.

It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.

It might be a dream, I might be imagining you,

It takes a lot of work,

It was a huge waste of time.

It was always just gonna reset.

It was fun.

It will propel us

It's it's your main job.

It's a song that I want you two to remember

It's a world with death and poverty,

It's all meaningless, right?

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's good to see you.

It's in their blood.

It's just a fleeting feeling.

It's my nephew.

It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience.

It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes,

It's not you, it's me.

It's not you, it's me.

It's okay, everybody.

It's one of those... infinite time loop situations

It's really rare.

It's so bright in here, too. It's just

It's the best.

It's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry

It's weird.

Jerry! Give me the teeth.

Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out.

Just like, uh, they all do.

Kinda felt

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite

Less mundane.

Let me in, Sarah.

Let's waste some time.

Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon

Like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know.

Like they all do"?

Like,

Like, what has drifted away?

Little Joey is watering dog shit.

Little Joey tending his dog shit.

Look, can I just say something?

Look, I know about you and Abe, okay.

Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable,

Look, I love you, okay.

Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean

Look, Sarah,

Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here

Lost.

Love and commitment.

Love can get you through anything.

Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone,

Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,

Material matters don't really concern me.

May I cut in?

Maybe it's a karma thing.

Melanoma, nanotech, round the clock surveillance.

Mister and Missus Schlieffen.

Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this?

Misty's boyfriend. Come on.

My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case.

My whole family is embarrassed by me.

My wife in the prime of her womanhood.

Never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle.

Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem.

Night.

No offense, Ny Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy

No, I'm just kidding.

No, no, no, no, don't.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No, wait. Roy, wait, wait.

No, yeah, really, really bad.

No. In what, what?

No. No!

No. Why would I do that?

Nobody can stand the idea

Not at all.

Not now, though. Yeah!

Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.

November ninth?

Now... ignoring all that

Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma.

Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches,

Nyles!

Nyles?

Nyles?

Nyles. No, stop, don't come in here!

Of being alone,

Of course I can.

Of my life.

Of the bride, Sarah.

Oh my God, is there a fork in my face?

Oh my God, Nyles.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Nyles!

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Shit!

Oh my God. Shit!

Oh my God. Shit! Shit!

Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

Oh, he's okay, sweetie.

Oh, how about this.

Oh, Sarah?

Oh, that fucker!

Oh, there we go. Finally.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, uh oh, uh oh.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine.

Okay, I think it's time for you to go.

Okay, so what are you doing here?

Okay, stop.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Once again, Pia is right.

Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.

One night, a very long time ago,

Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me.

Opens up the cave.

Or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.

Or do you know?

Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in."

Or I don't?

Or not. Whatever.

Or quality of being dedicated to a cause,

Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy.

Or, you know, we could be dead

Orchid Explosion

Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,

Out.

Oww! See? A child.

Please keep me out of that fucking cave.

Please, I I need help.

Please... where is it?

Priorities change.

Randy, you have the best stories.

Remember the whole karma thing?

Right?

Right?

Right? I have but

Right? This cop's been following us

Right? I mean, you you cannot keep running from this person forever.

Right.

Roy!

Run, rabbit, run.

Same thing if you stick around.

Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.

Sarah, no.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Sarah, wait!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah? Oh, excuse me.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah. Sarah?

Sarah's a good person,

Sauce.

Saving his life.

Say something in Australian to me.

See you tomorrow.

Selflessness and this hopefulness

Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.

Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this.

She didn't leave a note?

She has also donated of herself.

She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.

She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.

She'd heard me crying in my sleep,

She'll be back.

She'll be okay.

Shit!

Shit! Shit!

Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird.

Shukran.

Shukran.

Shut the fuck up over there!

Sir, if you do not comply,

Sir, step out of the vehicle

So he only comes around once every few... days?

So I didn't.

So I think your best bet is just

So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.

So I'll never feel ever again.

So many.

So raise a glass.

So we... buy into this pageantry

So what's your deal, you don't dance?

So,

So,

So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?

So, here's to Mai Tais.

So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again.

So, I think that we just get through the rest of today,

So, this is today.

So, we're going to perform a number

So... I decided a while ago to sort of

Something that would guarantee this day to end.

Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman,

Sorry, you, um, you you should probably go

Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot!

Spuds,

Standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here.

Stay hydrated.

Stop copying me!

Stop pretending like you know everything!

Stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because

Such a long time.

Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen,

Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year

Tala,

Tala, I found Sarah.

Tala's pissed.

Tell me what the fuck is going on!

Tell me what the fuck is going on!

Than live in this world without you,

Than you can imagine

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you, Misty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. That's beautiful.

Thanks for your concern.

That feels good.

That I sung to Howard on our wedding night.

That is a pretty crazy theory.

That is coming toward us

That is very forward of you.

That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.

That makes you forget who you are.

That the person I like the most in my entire life

That was a mistake.

That was awful and crazy

That was Roy.

That you care about me, Nyles.

That your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.

That, you know, I finished one beer,

That's a good leg.

That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well,

That's a nice try, though.

That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start.

That's a totally different thing, but

That's a weird smile.

That's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.

That's about all I know about the dude.

That's all that matters.

That's all you got?

That's crazy, right?

That's for you. Keep the change, okay.

That's good, right?

That's interesting.

That's new.

That's really... special.

That's right.

That's very weird.

That's why it's a theory.

That's your one sentence. I need you to survive, comma,

The actual maid of honor,

The big sister of the bride, Sarah.

The distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier,

The earthquake happens every day. But

The family who lives here is out of town.

The fuck!

The goat is gone?

The greatest... night.

The hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.

The mother and the father of the bride for a one night special performance.

The only way to really live in this

The second you fall asleep, it all just

The sister of the bride and based on her accent,

The space where the candy bar once was

The three front teeth have pretty much broken off.

The wedding guy's here.

The wedding is today, in six hours.

Then it's to be hand to hand combat then.

Then... we're found,

There is a bomb in the cake.

There you go?

There's a difference. Oh yeah? What's the difference?

There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.

There's one full canine and

There's really no way to be sure,

There's something that a lot of people here don't know about you,

These are fantastic mushrooms.

They all see me as a,

They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.

They're about to sing a song and I,

Think of it like this.

This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe.

This dentist glues teeth!

This doesn't make any fucking sense!

This guy's been drunk all day.

This is

This is

This is a big day for me, too.

This is like a big day for everyone.

This is so fucked up.

This isn't funny.

This isn't the day for moderation.

This place Get off me!

This place is a nightmare.

This was always a good day here.

This was back in the early days,

This... the next bite,

Those are your words. No. Pain matters!

To her baby brother Nico,

To keep the boat...

To learn how to suffer existence.

To the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon.

To the struggle.

To travel through the loop itself.

Today is yesterday.

Today. So

Tomorrow will always and forever now be

Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though.

Torture me, I don't care!

Trevor.

Try to take care of me,

Try to take care of me,

Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.

Twins.

Ugh!

Uh

Uh, all right.

Uh, colon.

Uh, okay!

Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.

Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen.

Uh, you have this

Um

Um, her room is second to last down the hall.

Um, sure.

Um, when I was 12,

Under a pile of rocks.

Wait!

Wait.

Wait. What?

Wake up.