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Mother's Day

Mother's Day

"Mother's Day" is a heartwarming and critically acclaimed comedy film released in 2016. Directed by Garry Marshall, this feel-good movie depicts the lives of different moms and their relationships with their children, just in time for the annual celebration of motherhood.

The star-studded cast includes Jennifer Aniston as Sandy, a recently divorced mother of two boys. Kate Hudson plays Jesse, a successful career woman struggling to maintain a connection with her distant mother. Julia Roberts portrays Miranda, a television host who has chosen not to have children. Jason Sudeikis joins the cast as Bradley, a widower trying to raise his two daughters alone. Together, these talented actors bring their characters to life, offering laughter, tears, and relatable family dynamics.

"Mother's Day" weaves multiple storylines that beautifully intertwine as the film progresses. Sandy attempts to navigate the complexities of her ex-husband's new relationship while juggling the challenges of co-parenting. Jesse and her sister Gabi (played by Sarah Chalke) face their estranged mother's surprise visit, which turns their lives upside down. Meanwhile, Bradley struggles to fill the role of both mother and father to his daughters, leading him to meet a woman (Jennifer Garner) who provides some guidance and support.

What sets "Mother's Day" apart from other films about motherhood is its genuine portrayal of diverse experiences. The movie tackles the complexities of family relationships, highlighting both the joy and struggles that come with being a mother or child. Through humor and emotion, the film delves into the intricacies of these connections, reminding audiences of the unconditional love and sacrifices made by mothers every day.

Accompanying the heartwarming storyline, "Mother's Day" features a delightful soundtrack that complements the film perfectly. The soundtrack includes moving songs by artists such as Ed Sheeran, Rosemary Clooney, and Martina McBride. From the nostalgic melodies to the soulful lyrics, these songs evoke a sense of warmth and tenderness, making them the ideal backdrop for the film's poignant moments.

For those eager to relive the magic of "Mother's Day," the film can be easily accessed and enjoyed. The DVD and Blu-ray versions contain bonus features, allowing viewers to dive deeper into the making of the film and gain insights from the cast and crew. Additionally, the soundtrack can be played and downloaded, providing a nostalgic listening experience that transports listeners back to the touching moments captured on screen.

"Mother's Day" serves as a heartfelt tribute to all the mothers out there, reminding us of their unwavering love and devotion. The film's exceptional cast, moving storyline, and enchanting soundtrack make it a must-watch for anyone seeking a heartfelt and entertaining celebration of motherhood. So gather your loved ones, curl up on the couch, and enjoy this touching cinematic masterpiece that captures the essence of Mother's Day.

Play and download the sounds of "Mother's Day" here, allowing its beautiful melodies and heartfelt lyrics to accompany you throughout the year. Let these songs serve as a reminder of the joys, challenges, and precious bond that exists between mothers and their children. Celebrate the extraordinary individuals who gave us life and continue to shape our world with their unconditional love.

A big expensive wedding at the best hotel,
A couple of days early.
A heart to heart with a clown.
A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.
A karaoke machine!
A lion! He's got a...
A little bit and opened it up.
A little bit more flow and, um...
A little higher. Don't drop her.
A llama? I would love... Yes.
A party for fun on a Saturday.
A present that's going to knock your mama plum out of her panties.
A slightly faster car.
A surprise. Thank you so much.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. No. Major mistake, Bradley.
Acting like Mopey Dick half the time.
Actually, my wife passed away, so...
Actually, that would be my fault.
After I get my license, could I maybe, you know,
Ah, Mother's Day.
Ah.
Ah. People said I should model.
Ah...
All good, Val.
All I see is bricks.
All right, dads and husbands,
All right, finally got her down to sleep
All right, go on out there, kid.
All right, go, let's go! Come on!
All right, I'm going to get you some candy and maybe one for myself.
All right, just take him to the freezer.
All right, let's go.
All right, now she wants to know some interior designers.
All right, okay.
All right, that's it, red card!
All right, then go. Just go, go and I'll meet you there.
All right, there we go.
All right, this is crazy, all right?
All right, this is not... This is the wrong borough.
All right, this next guy coming out,
All right, well, bye.
All right, well, great, so maybe I'll see you there sometime.
All right, well, she looks smiley and happy.
All right, you little hooligans, let's go, time for school.
All right, you're gone.
All right!
All right! Stop whatcha doin'
All right? I don't want to rush it.
All right.
All right.
All right. Let's eat, guys.
All the ants are gone, even the big red one.
All the other kids are watching Sesame Street.
Also a trait to hold on to.
Although to be fair, you were a little bit of a surprise.
Am I really on with the Edith from Waukesha?
Am I really on with the Miranda Collins?
Amazing. And so, the tube?
Amazing. You were so good. Yeah. Yeah.
Amen.
An hour, maybe two. I'll see how I feel.
And a big slide!
And a five star hotel lobby.
And a great big happy almost Mother's Day to you terrific...
And acting like an asshole with that ref doesn't help anyone.
And all the fathers in the Top 10
And also, um...
And an alpaca.
And ask one of them to replay it for you,
And because I made you wait so long,
And besides, scaring me to get me in here
And do you, Kristin?
And doing all the housework and the cooking.
And don't even get me started on Dave Grohl.
And don't let the kids get out of the garage.
And even though he's a doctor, she threatened to disown you
And find some sand when you get homesick, right?
And for my first surprise, for the youngest, Vicky, voilà.
And Gabi's engagement,
And have a perfect camera angle and watch my children.
And he leaves for the bathroom,
And I also called to tell you
And I am not.
And I dare say with this new job, you might be able to afford
And I didn't want to replace that,
And I even got my own dance
And I just couldn't stop saying yes.
And I miss you when you're not here.
And I never met my biological mother.
And I put on a bra for this?
And I said, "Um, his eyes have cataracts,
And I start thinking about how I haven't talked to Mom.
And I...
And I'm taking Tanner with me. Bye.
And I've always wondered, did she just throw me away?
And it doesn't faze me one bit.
And it makes it awkward, though,
And it won't cost you an arm and a leg.
And it's going to piss me off.
And my name was Ramone Navarro,
And my parents pulled me out of school for a year.
And now comedy club owner, Mr. Wally Burn.
And now you're sitting right here next to me.
And on his farm he had a penguin...
And she has this power over you.
And she introduces me as her roommate.
And she's gone.
And she's got cold feet, which is... Oh...
And she's very busy. My time is not.
And talk about something important.
And the essay winners are ready.
And then it's just, like, hell.
And then there was you.
And then they eloped
And then you can stumble home with your seeing eye dog.
And then you have to have that 50/50 shared custody
And then, Tina and I got back together.
And there's a lot of ragweed.
And they didn't even invite me to the wedding.
And they're wrong about how they treat people,
And to my chubbos back home, Rachel and Vicky.
And we are back from commercial. Go back.
And we have these gorgeous crystal mood pendants.
And we're back to normal.
And we're clear.
And we're really excited about this show.
And what about the, um...
And what is she wearing?
And while I'm at it, I don't mind taking care of Vicky
And you, don't be late for soccer practice this time.
And you're breaking all of them. Okay.
And you're surviving on very little sleep
And you've still got to go to work in the morning.
And your dad was a Marine, too?
And yourself, but the kids.
And, uh, Charlie is my child.
And, you know, it's just... It's hard to share, you know?
Animals on Parade!
Another hip hop related casualty is all.
Another week, and you and Kristin will be doing my shift.
Another week, you won't need the tray.
Any of those days, Father's Day.
Anybody could have forged this and even if it's real,
Anybody else?
Anyhow.
Anyone I should know about?
Anyway, speaking of parents, I better get this one back to hers.
Are in a dementia facility in Arizona, right?
Are they gonna be with us all week, those kids?
Are those M&M pancakes?
Are we on The Jerry Springer Show right now?
Are we? Wait, wait, wait.
Are you a mom?
Are you done, Ramone?
Are you ever sure?
Are you having a beer?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you okay, Dad?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
Are you texting? Are you?
Are you the houseboy?
Are you wondering how I got into
Are you? Okay.
As a makeup present?
Ask her to dress more dowdy?
At 7:45 in the morning?
At least I... I'm just hoping to have something
At the mall today after school.
Aw, what a cute baby.
Aw. I have abandonment issues.
Awesome.
Awful?
Babe, that would take my overall earnings as a comic to,
Baby, you better go. You're going to get hurt.
Back to soccer!
Back up, Bozo.
Be right back.
Because I could... Bye, Mom.
Because I don't know what that would be like for her and...
Because in every atom of their body,
Because it's the divorce thing that scares me,
Because Jesse's father and mother
Because that's where they first met.
Because the seat was open.
Because they'll be gone from there by the time it gets there!
Because you're up all night sewing costumes for the school play
Before she changes her mind.
Besides, she's in Texas. We're fine.
Beta, I need money to tip the Ubber driver.
Bigger smile. Bigger smile, yeah.
Bingo!
Boys, I made cookies.
Bradley, there's this new mom at school we want to set you up with.
Bread, of course. Yup.
Breathe, hold on.
Bring it on!
Buns of steel, right?
Burnt pancakes in bed, you know what I mean?
But don't mind me, I'm just the owner.
But figured you'd want the keys.
But her mother knows,
But I do have this 100% hypoallergenic right side out bra,
But I just don't think I'm ready quite yet, you know?
But I like orange.
But I think I don't feel like getting turned down anymore.
But I told you so.
But I took the money and I spent it at the dog track!
But I understand it. I get it. Her time is very valuable.
But I will take credit for the underwear.
But I would say "ma'am" is good.
But I'm not going to rub your face in it and say, "I told you so,"
But I've got to tell you, the strangest thing just happened.
But if you are here for some philosophical chat,
But irresponsible is not one of them.
But it's the only thing that I know
But Kristin wants to get married here
But Miranda's agent, Lance Wallace, wants to see you right away.
But my friend comes to me and she goes,
But she is desperate for our child to have a British accent.
But she looks way too much like your father
But somebody convinced me to move back here.
But the doctors say that they can grow out of it sometimes.
But then there was that stripper.
But then you know what you have to do.
But there will always be books.
But these are... These are Mom's car keys.
But they look better on me.
But they're my baby girls.
But this one I liked the best.
But we don't have to get married.
But what about the other 364 days of the year?
But when I am, I will definitely come talk to you guys.
But who's got the registration for the vagina?
But with boobs, big boobs.
But you really know I was born in the Bronx
But you remember how good you felt
But you're so sad.
But, Florence, have you seen our grandchild? Oh...
But, there's actually... Hey, hey, hey!
But, um, there's someone here who knows you.
But, yo, I'm makin ' money, see?
By the way, your child is eating sand, if you...
Bye, Max.
Bye, Mom. Bye, I love you.
Bye, Sandy. Oh, um...
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Came in through the back door.
Can ever be broken.
Can I call you right back? I have to call you right back.
Can I drive?
Can I help you with something?
Can I ride the llama?
Can we do this now?
Can we vow this up, please?
Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?
Can you just... Can we just slow this down a little bit?
Can you open this, Sam? Yeah, we can't open...
Can you put those in the fridge for me, please?
Can you read me?
Can you say hi?
Can your girlfriend take the couch?
Can't believe it's already been a year.
Cancel that price check on tampons, the organic cotton ones.
Career. Sure.
Case in point!
Cat poop... and then they grow up to be just like us.
Change color with your mood.
Come in, door's open.
Come on, come on, come on! Seriously? All right.
Come on, Dad. Pretty please?
Come on, I brought a box of donuts.
Come on, I'm rooting for you. I'll be out in front.
Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.
Come on, let's go, up and at 'em.
Come on, let's wake up, have a little breakfast, huh?
Come on, Tanner.
Come on, we've got to hustle.
Come on!
Come on.
Come to Grandma.
Coming out here with her wasn't planned,
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
Could I see the bracelet a bit closer, please?
Could you please just let her know
Could you watch Tanner a minute? I have to go pee.
Cross it!
Dad brought them. He lets us.
Dad, did you invite him?
Dad, dinner's ready.
Dad, I'm only 16, I have a life.
Dad, stop. Please.
Dad, that is a really interesting visual.
Dad, we looked everywhere. We couldn't...
Dad, what are you doing? Slow down!
Dad, what is all this?
Dad!
Dad.
Daddy's going to make you feel all better, you know that.
Damn it, Peter.
Dana would not like that. Think about the kids.
Dancer, yeah.
Daughter?
Definitely not.
Dementia, my butt.
Did not cross the line! No goal!
Did she just kiss me?
Did you do that?
Did you get a card for Tina, too?
Did you just blow my whistle? You're damn right.
Did you look this good when we were married?
Didn't like that joke.
Didn't want to risk it being late for Mother's Day.
Different recorded versions of that play
Do I know when she's tired?
Do I know you?
Do the Humpty hump
Do the Humpty hump
Do they know we're coming?
Do you have a choice?
Do you have kids? No.
Do you know anybody who knows her?
Do you know what it is?
Do you know where the pool is? I'm looking for Miranda Collins.
Do you love it? What is it?
Do you mind if I rub...
Do you need a ride?
Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents?
Do you think? Here's what I'm wondering.
Do you want us to call her "Mom," too?
Doesn't get any better than Jerry.
Doesn't matter.
Doin' it all for my baby
Doin' it all for my baby
Doin' it, doin' it, yeah
Doin' it, doin' it...
Don't be. It got our attention, didn't it?
Don't even try to piggyback your secret on my secret.
Don't move, Dad. I'm coming down.
Don't tell Henry.
Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Don't worry, Fluffy.
Don't worry. Just go make 'em laugh.
Don't you think they would like a llama
Don't. This is what's going to happen.
Doubtful.
Drive Mom's Volkswagen?
Earl and I may stay awhile, too.
Earl, I'm looking at the girls when they were younger.
Earl, Jesse, Gabi, I love you! Russell?
Easy, mister. I've got this, Lisa.
Eat the peach, it's fine.
Ee I ee I oh
Eggs.
Eloped, actually.
Emancipated. Yeah. We're good. Yup.
Enough with the surprises, Sandy.
Evelyn, please text my daughter, "Good job." Thank you.
Every piece of jewelry I own is from your collection.
Everybody all right?
Everybody out of the vehicle.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Exposed on that side. Oh, that's so kind of you.
Extra sink, no snoring, you know, a lot of positives.
Fair enough. Mmm hmm.
Father of my child, light of my life,
Female entrepreneurs in this country, how convenient.
Finally calling to apologize after all this time.
Finally came to your senses.
Finally, somebody stands up.
Fine, stay here.
First prize is 5 grand.
First round's tonight, three rounds,
Five grand at stake.
Five, four, three, two...
Flo, it's so good to see you. Oh, my goodness.
Florence, nice to meet you!
For a father to ask his daughter.
For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig
For everything he does for me
For fun, on a Saturday... For fun on a Saturday,
For me? Oh, my gosh.
For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.
For you to wear home since you're
Forever disappointed, I think.
Forget that.
Freaking Tina!
Fried green tomatoes.
Gabi told me you're not dating that Indian fellow anymore.
Gabi, you're not going to believe it.
Gabi!
Gabi!
Gabi's fiancé.
Gay, straight, transgender, black, white, purple, you know.
Get down here right now.
Get his stuff.
Get in here.
Get in here.
Get it.
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground.
Get out.
Get that thing down here.
Get your hands up where we can see them.
Girls, do me a favor,
Girls, get up here. Dance with your old man. Come on.
Give her your card. You should totally stop by,
Go ahead, Edith.
Go back to your coaching area!
Go get your stuff!
Go to the petting zoo, honey.
Go up.
Go, come on.
Go.
Goal!
God, of course. That's...
God, you cannot just show up here late and then sit there.
God! Oh, no, no, no, no.
God. Peter, I'm not kidding. I'm counting to three.
Good evening, hey, I'm Zack, originally from Britain,
Good for you. Aw...
Good luck, you guys.
Good luck. Steven is...
Good morning. Hello.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night. Yeah, yeah, good night.
Good stuff. Okay, next up.
Good, I get it, you hate your parents.
Good!
Good.
Gosh, your head just really snapped right off there.
Got a smile from you. That's great.
Got it.
Got to catch me first.
Got you.
Gotta go. Oh...
Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.
Great, Dad.
Great.
Guys, don't make me come up there.
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day! Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day.
Has great skin and probably looks insane in a bikini?
Have a nice day. Next.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun. I'm leaving.
He also had a helper, it seems.
He also lets you go to school without any underwear.
He can't breathe.
He could have murdered me. Okay.
He fixed my knee.
He had a lion...
He has low sperm count and I'm in therapy.
He might have been named Steven. Mmm hmm.
He sure knows how to yell.
He won't bite.
He's a guy from the island across the pond
He's a little dark.
He's all right.
He's at the store and he's not answering.
He's back to his normal self. Oh, thank God.
He's having lunch.
He's moving.
He's not hungry.
He's on the slide. Go get your stuff.
Hearing you whisper through the phone
Hearts are never broken
Hello, Adam.
Hello, Atlanta.
Hello, everybody! Welcome to Sandy's party!
Hello, I'm sensing some disappointment.
Hello, Marvin, you got a two vehicle pursuit.
Hello, officers, how are you doing?
Hello, viewers.
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Dad?
Hello? Uh...
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Who are you?
Her banana bread is nothing to write home about.
Her Facebook profile from "single."
Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?
Here we go!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go. Come on, come on. I got you.
Here, have a donut.
Here, I'm going to pull it down. There.
Hey there, Messi!
Hey, all right. Yeah.
Hey, are the boys' passports up to date?
Hey, buddy, come here.
Hey, can everyone please give it up for the world's biggest nanny?
Hey, change of plan.
Hey, Danielle.
Hey, DJ, hit it.
Hey, Evelyn, what are you doing?
Hey, get your stuff.
Hey, goal!
Hey, guys, thank you very much.
Hey, Henry, what's up?
Hey, Henry. Yeah?
Hey, hey, hey, Peter, where did that come from?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hold on, wait, hold on, I'm coming!
Hey, honey, where are you?
Hey, how is he? He's good.
Hey, I'm doing good. You like some spaghetti?
Hey, I'm getting a beer!
Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?
Hey, Jess.
Hey, Jesse, why am I staying in the... Oh, hello.
Hey, Jesse! Honey, I need you to come over Saturday morning with Tanner.
Hey, kids, what do you say we go to IHOP for dinner?
Hey, Kimberly, I can't talk right now.
Hey, Kimberly!
Hey, Kristin.
Hey, Kristin. Hey.
Hey, listen. Uh, where's the little ladies' room?
Hey, look, I need your guys' help.
Hey, look, it's Mommy and Aunt Gabi.
Hey, Ma, it's Gabi.
Hey, mister, can I have my ball back?
Hey, Rachel, what are you doing?
Hey, Sandy with two sons!
Hey, Sandy.
Hey, smart move.
Hey, tampon man.
Hey, that's Grandma's house.
Hey, Val.
Hey, Vicky, you know, we should go.
Hey, Vicky!
Hey, wait a minute. Hey!
Hey, wait until it stops and then get out of the car.
Hey, want to go get some ice cream?
Hey, watch your language.
Hey, we've got to go.
Hey, what are you doing back there?
Hey, what is happening?
Hey, what time is it in India?
Hey, you are the most talented comic in this town.
Hey, you're warning me what? Look at the crowd.
Hey, Zack, can I get two more?
Hey, Zack.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Oh! The time that we had a child together?
Hey! This thing is... God.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on, Peter. Peter!
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi, I'm Lexy.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. This is not a stadium, it's a lobby.
Hi there. Um...
Hi, boys.
Hi, Bradley. Are you going to join us on the poles today?
Hi, Dad!
Hi, Daddy!
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Dr. Kohli.
Hi, Grandma!
Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hello.
Hi, hi.
Hi, I'm Bobby Lee,
Hi, it's just me.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Sandy.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, sweetie. Hey, bubs.
Hi, Tina.
Hi! We've got Pinwheel painting faces,
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hey, neighbor.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Wow!
Hi. You okay? Hi.
Hip hop? Yeah. What about you?
His family moved to another city the day we gave them the news
His whole life.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Are you hungry?
Hmm. Fancier trailer park?
Hmm. If you say no, they start rebelling,
Hoegaarden, Stella...
Hold him still. Okay.
Hold it high so we both look skinny.
Hold this, please.
Honey, I'm sure you have a million questions,
Honey, it's not...
Honey, please forgive me.
Hot damn!
How come you can't find a successful man
How cute.
How did you do that?
How did you know we were even here?
How do they do that with a rotary phone?
How do you feel about that?
How do you stay so calm?
How does this...
How embarrassing for you.
How have I not seen you?
How is that the same boat?
How long has your son had asthma?
How old are you? Thirteen.
How you're treating my son in law.
How?
How'd I do?
How's that, Edith?
How's this going? This is going to work very well.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh. I mean, I was 100% certain I wanted kids.
Hurry!
I already did.
I already said that.
I am a pole dancer.
I am planning our summer vacation.
I am ready.
I am so tired.
I am, I am.
I am. Thank you.
I ate a whole coffee cake last night.
I bet my dad's going to kill you.
I better go find my babies.
I brought her out with my most recent boyfriend
I came from a sperm donor. That's right.
I came to see you.
I can take you over here. Oh, thank you.
I can throw Tina's away if you want.
I can, uh... Yeah, what, uh...
I can't believe I had a llama.
I can't believe we lost.
I can't believe you had a llama.
I can't do it.
I can't wait to see what they do for Father's Day.
I could always wear a hazmat suit.
I did.
I didn't hear that. Oh, Henry.
I didn't know you were coming.
I didn't think Liberace was an appropriate costume for a little girl.
I didn't think you'd mind. Here.
I do, and I won't be changing my mind.
I do, but I'm going to hold onto this one a little longer.
I don't care what your mom said. I'm in charge now.
I don't even remember what our stupid argument was about.
I don't even think she knows who the hell Madeline is!
I don't get it. I thought I killed.
I don't get that joke, but it sounds racist, and funny.
I don't know either.
I don't know what happened to his inhaler.
I don't know what the rules are yet, Tina.
I don't know what they are, but I just know we have them,
I don't know what to do. Wait, Tina, slow down. What's wrong?
I don't know what's going to happen, but, you know,
I don't know where my girls are.
I don't know, how about take her to the prom?
I don't know.
I don't know. Um...
I don't like his color. I'm going to take him to the ER.
I don't like it.
I don't live here.
I don't see diddly.
I don't suppose you'd like a complimentary mum for Mum's Day?
I don't understand.
I don't want to marry you.
I get that. I get that.
I get why they call him Tanner.
I go to this gym.
I got a safety pin.
I got accepted into the Buckhead Standup Comedy Contest.
I got here an hour early, so I could get a front row seat,
I got it. I got it. Yep.
I got married.
I got the call.
I got the interview. Great.
I got to go.
I got you, we'll get it.
I got you. Come here, buddy.
I guess just the number.
I guess that's Tommy there, all right.
I had to hear Peter's riff.
I have no idea, but he said he wants to sit down with me later
I have this.
I have to meet Jess at Pilates.
I have to read to Katie every night.
I haven't slept in a year.
I hope it's okay that I'm here.
I introduce her as the light of my life,
I just called to rent Bella the Balloon Lady,
I just can't take him anywhere.
I just did. Okay.
I just feel like we don't have family.
I just found out...
I just haven't had the courage to contact her.
I just signed up, like, a couple weeks ago.
I just... I cross my heart.
I just... I just hate feeling so replaceable.
I just... I need a little bit more time.
I kind of mind.
I kind of told Charlie to mess with the engine
I knew it was you the moment I saw you.
I know he's not hungry.
I know I'd never hear the end of that.
I know that you're very busy, Miranda, so...
I know they've passed. I'm sorry.
I know, how have I never seen you there?
I know, I know, but I love you,
I know, I know.
I know, I'll take it.
I know, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
I know, okay?
I know.
I lie about my horrible life in that trailer park.
I lied.
I like his mother, Denise. I know!
I like your blouse.
I literally just washed my hands.
I live here in Las Vegas.
I look funny, right?

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