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Jumpin' Jack Flash

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Jumpin' Jack Flash is a popular song by the iconic English rock band, The Rolling Stones. Released in 1968, it was one of the band's biggest hits and remains a timeless rock anthem to this day. The song was written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, the legendary duo that front the band.

Known for their electrifying performances and infectious energy, The Rolling Stones created a musical masterpiece with "Jumpin' Jack Flash." The song features Jagger's distinctive vocal style and Richards' legendary guitar riffs, along with the solid rhythm section provided by Charlie Watts on drums and Bill Wyman on bass. The band's virtuosity shines through in this track, leaving listeners captivated and craving more.

The Rolling Stones, formed in 1962, have had a profound impact on the world of rock music. Their influence can still be heard in the work of countless artists across genres. "Jumpin' Jack Flash" exemplifies their signature blend of blues and rock, showcasing their unrivaled talent and undeniable staying power.

This iconic track was featured in the 1986 American spy comedy film, also titled "Jumpin' Jack Flash," directed by Penny Marshall. The movie stars the incredible Whoopi Goldberg as Terry Doolittle, an unsuspecting bank employee who becomes embroiled in international espionage when she begins to receive mysterious messages from a British spy trapped behind the Iron Curtain.

Goldberg's comedic brilliance shines through as Terry finds herself swept up in a dangerous game of cat and mouse, all while maintaining her hilarious sense of humor. The film's fast-paced plot, witty dialogue, and Goldberg's charismatic performance make "Jumpin' Jack Flash" an entertaining and memorable experience.

As the movie's title suggests, the Rolling Stones' eponymous song plays a pivotal role throughout the film, serving as a theme for Terry's adventurous journey. The catchy tune provides the perfect backdrop to the thrilling and humorous escapades that ensue, creating a memorable cinematic experience that perfectly complements the spirit of the song.

If you want to relive the magic of "Jumpin' Jack Flash," you can easily find and play this iconic song online, as well as download it for your personal collection. The Rolling Stones' legendary performance and the film's comedic brilliance are both readily available to enjoy whenever you desire, ensuring that the spirit of "Jumpin' Jack Flash" will never fade away.

A camera? Microfilm!
A mole.
A screwdriver, a mechanic's tool to be used by you guys.
A White House spokesman explained that the president
ABKCO Music Inc?
After all, I was just some words on a screen, right?
Afternoon, ladies.
Again? Your mother is having a very bad month.
Ah, she just doesn't do it for me anymore.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
All of a sudden I got all involved in this,
All right, all right. You'll get that promotion
All right, call it in! I'm going after her.
All right, forget it. Fine. I can wait.
All right, I'm coming.
All right, Jack.
All right.
All right. It's B flat. God.
All this is for a date?
All you had to do was come and say "hi"
Altamont.
Am I just a square, or is there something wrong with your dress?
Am I teaching him, or am I teaching him?
Am I wearing a name tag? Who is this?
Amateur night, Miss Doolittle, is over.
And a rendezvous point.
And all of a sudden, out of the blue
And confirm 7:00 P.M. Tomorrow. Please be careful.
And confusing his attorney general with his chief of staff,
And finally, FBI agents have arrested Air Force Sgt. Michael Prescott
And for God's sake, lose some weight.
And get an exit contact for him.
And he distributes all these seconds and irregulars.
And he's something of a practical joker.
And I took it over to the British Consulate.
And I was thinking to myself...
And I'll have to ram this straight up your old chocolate whizway.
And I'm not even going to begin to discuss
And I'm not quite sure how to get out of it.
And if you'd like to leave a little message,
And is it gonna visit my house?
And it should be in by the end of the month.
And Jack knew it could come to this going in.
And Jack knew you were playing both sides of the fence.
And leaving money on the dresser.
And look, he's been shopping at Walgreens again.
And nobody does anything.
And not have it appear in the newspaper?
And now,
And number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
And she's taking over his job.
And so are you.
And some asshole on the street thinks I'm a transvestite.
And talk about dogs. Are you kid...?
And that's why you're so pissed off.
And the most expendable. The ones you sacrifice.
And the top of the thing says "phone." Help!
And then there's Mr. Loto of the Hansu Tokyo Bank.
And then we'll get down and boogie.
And then...
And they have to hear this kind of language.
And they want to take us both out to dinner tonight.
And we'll have sex!
And yet look here.
And you deserve it, asshole! And that's the truth!
And you're gonna lay there and tell me you're sorry?
And your pink froufrou blanket and your big pink feet.
And, well, the last thing I need
Anybody here?
Anything you want to say?
Anyway, he used to be a doctor.
Archer Lincoln, look, you've gotta talk to me.
Archer Lincoln.
Are more easily called upon.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy? Of course I made it, yes.
Are you shitting me? Come on.
Aren't you gonna turn around?
Ask for Department C.
Asshole! Whoa!
At his nationally televised news conference last night.
Aw!
B flat.
B motherfucking flat!
Baby, look what we have here.
Baby, my dick glows in the dark.
Back? Bearded?
Because he knows it drives me up the wall.
Because he's going to contact Burghardt at the Rezo Inn.
Believe in me because I'm a woman! What an asshole!
Between international banking establishments
Big, mutant, junkie moths.
Black power! Get me the fuck out of here!
Bless you.
Bon vivant. Arrivederci.
Bonjour, Jean Claude.
Bonjour, Terry.
Born in a column by Herb Caen...
Boy, they got some funky looking people in New York.
Burghardt is setup. Will kill you.
But for the most part, the spy stuff is... big mistake.
But he was a greater success as a human being.
But I have a feeling that he did.
But leaves the template intact.
But my husband's with Jack.
But you do! I asked the receptionist.
But you understand, of course.
But, boy, he seems to be onto you chumps.
But, no, you sent me to a restaurant
By all means, go home.
By now, he quite accurately suspects me.
By the way, could you guys drop me off downtown?
Bye.
Call the police!
Call the police! You can't miss me!
Call the police.
Can you handle it?
Can't help you now, Mr. Page.
Can't say anymore. This channel unsecured."
Cancel the message.
Cancel the message. Cancel the message.
Careful, you'll break your glasses.
Carl, don't kill anyone!
Carl, please persuade her.
Carl!
Christ, he thinks I'm a man.
Christopher! Kiss, kiss, hugs, hugs.
CIA. What's his code?
Come here, come here. Wait, wait, wait. Look, look.
Come here.
Come in.
Come on, get up. Mr. Page is going to see you.
Come on, lady, look, I've been traveling for two hours, all right?
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Liz, who is it?
Come on, now.
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, don't tell me this bloody machine isn't working.
Come on. It's office decorum.
Come on. Where is Jack? Come on.
Come peacefully, you won't get hurt.
Coming through! Get out of the way! Look out!
Computers are not friendly, Miss Doolittle.
Confirm that you are crazy
Confirm transfer to First National.
Congratulations, Miss Doolittle.
Consulate said, "No Department C."
Contact Burghardt.
Could not ask you to continue.
Could try. Do you have a dinner jacket?
Could you get my umbrella while you're at it there?
Could you tell my replacement I ordered another chair?
Could you?
Crossfire hurricane!
Crossfire.
Cut it out. Turn my knobs, please.
Cute girls.
Cynthia, there's no such thing as perfume irregulars.
Damn, Mick, this is the only thing anybody can sing.
Darling, I'm sorry.
Dead guy, you got cops. You got your apartment trashed.
Delete, delete...
Destroy all copies of transmission.
Dickhead!
Did I pass the test?
Did they scare me? Was the water shitty? No.
Did you see the look on that schmuck's face?
Didn't she fall off a crosstown bus last week?
Do it for me, baby.
Do not reveal code key to any..."
Do you mean you're a civilian?
Do you remember what you said to me at the salon?
Do you wanna work here, or do you want to live?
Do you want a hostage? I've been trained to be a hostage.
Does anyone have a little pocket pistol?
Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella.
Dog's job.
Don't complain. Shut up, okay?
Don't do it!
Don't forget to call us when the baby comes.
Don't forget to wait for the beep, will you?
Don't forget, Fred and I chipped in most for your present.
Don't go away. Benny and the gang will be back.
Don't kill her.
Don't let her send a message! Keep her away from...
Don't let her send! Hunter, stop her!
Don't look down! Damn!
Don't mess with it.
Don't shave with a sickle, baby.
Don't take too long. You'll lose that tonality.
Don't underestimate your role.
Don't worry. I have a list.
Driving rain!
Drugs.
Earl. You look like a smart guy, Earl.
Eastern zone, number 49.
Elizabeth Arden? All day?
Embassy ball?
End trans?
End trans.
End trans.
Enjoy your party, dreamboat.
Every five minutes. Be cool.
Every time I turn around, I get this Russian bitch on my terminal!
Every time I turn around, this chick is on my monitor.
Every time you see a black woman, there has to a pimp or a john?
Eww!
Eww! Eww! Eww!
Exactly. And how were you taught to end a transmission?
Except for you. You need the most help.
Except some guy calling himself
Excuse me, ladies. Liz, Miss Doolittle.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Who are these people? I want to know...
Extraordinary friends you have, darling.
False alarm.
Find me in New York for this fucking quarter.
First up, Peter Caen.
First, imperative to have invitation for admittance to the ball.
Folks, attention, please. I would like you to join me
For the Queen's Anniversary Ball next Monday.
For your Moot the Hoople."
Forget about it? Marty, you weren't there.
Forget I said it.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Frankly, I don't give a shit about the queen.
Fred, take a picture of me next to the dead guy.
From 9:00 to 6:00, five days a week, you are.
From you? No!
Fuck a duck!
Fuck her. She don't deserve us.
Fuck it.
Fuck!
Fucking cats.
Fucking dress!
Gas?
Get her some water. She's drunk.
Get in the car! Damn it!
Get in there.
Get involved with something like this?
Get it, get it, get it! Terry! Terry!
Get Larry, the heavyset guard!
Get off my foot!
Get off the stage before you get carried off.
Get your hands off me! What are you doing?
Get yourself an office with a desk and a lamp!
Give us a call when you wanna pick it up.
Given her a new name, a new life.
Glad to hear it, honey.
Go be a gentleman, see where that gets you.
Go, go! Let's go, let's go!
Go, Mr. Page. Go home to the wife and kiddies.
God, it's hot in here! I can't believe this.
God, you're so perceptive!
God!
God!
God.
God. What do you need, a trench coat?
Goddamn!
Good afternoon.
Good guy.
Good guys.
Good morning, Mr. Page. Looking good. Nice suit.
Good morning.
Good night.
Great, great!
Had been thrown off by the intensity of the previous question.
Harry Jr! Look at your face! For heaven's sake!
Have another favor to ask.
Have Talbot. Have exit contact.
He can reach me at 555...
He never made it.
He says he still would be if he had smarter lawyers.
He sent me a telex, told me to come here and explain that to you.
He sent that message from upstairs.
He was a wonderful man. A good friend.
He, in turn, spoke with Ml5 in London.
He's got his Brut collection.
He's more your Don Ho type, don't you think?
He's on the back of the frying pan, too. See you later.
Heard any more from your friend Mr. Flash?
Heidi, get your present.
Hello, Miss Doolittle. I thought we'd go for a little ride.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Help me now!
Help me with her. Just put that down.
Help me! Call the police!
Help!
Help! I'm stuck in a phone booth! Help!
Her biggest...
Her picture's in Jack's apartment.
Here's the Marvin Gaye tape.
Hey, at least I'm always ready for the ladies.
Hey, baby, don't worry. I'll go first.
Hey, Charlie. Charlie, you all right?
Hey, come on. Come on. You're gonna miss it. Come on.
Hey, Cynthia. You know that guy you were with at Cole's last night?
Hey, Flash.
Hey, get the SWAT guys! Your ass is mine now!
Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop, stop!
Hey, I gotta get up to the third floor.
Hey, lady! Oh, shit!
Hey, Liz!
Hey, man, try some soap.
Hey, Mr. Finzi, how you doing, man? Looking good! Looking good.
Hey, my umbrella!
Hey, now, wipe your eyes, huh? Makeup's running.
Hey, ready to saddle up, ride the wild software?
Hey, Terry, you are late.
Hey, you don't have to talk to me like that.
Hey! Hey, hey!
Hey! Put that down! Turn that off! Hey! Give me that!
Hey! You Miss Doolittle?
Hey. You're a real lady, Sarah.
Hi, Fritz. How is the missus?
Hi, Jack!
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack. It's Liz.
Hi, Marty. I'm sorry, Peter.
Hi, my name is Terry Doolittle. And I have a message for you
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, this is Jack.
Hi, this is Terry Doolittle down at First National.
Hi.
Hi. Remember me?
His lips.
His name was Richard... something Italian.
His tragic death from a heart attack
Hmm.
Hmm. 553 3182.
How about some heat?
How about... fuck, what's her name?
How can I help you?
How did everything work out with Paulette?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you know Sarah?
How would you define your job here, Miss Doolittle?
How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?
How'd you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard
How's that?
However, these are your printouts for last week.
Howled?
Huh.
Hyah!
I already sent Jack his exit contact.
I am conferring inside with two very important members
I apologize, Miss Doolittle.
I believe this is a recipe for a Yankee pot roast.
I bet it's Mr. Page.
I called you at 1:00. I promised that policeman
I came in and I told her I had a message for Department C.
I can't believe I fit in at the ball,
I can't go to some damn consulate
I congratulate you on your analysis of my situation.
I couldn't find the Burghardt information
I couldn't help it. I mean, the guy was all alone.
I demand that you call the fucking police!
I demand you call the fucking police.
I did give a shit about you, however.
I did not flunk out of chorus for nothing.
I did. It got lonely.
I didn't know it was something
I didn't know that's what happens when you put Ex Lax in tea.
I didn't know then that love was anything more
I didn't wanna leave him. How often does a girl like me
I do it because you fall for it every time.
I don't believe her.
I don't believe it! Leslie!
I don't believe this.
I don't dance, Mr. Talbot.
I don't get it.
I don't have time to waste like this.
I don't know about him.
I don't know anything about Jack Fla...
I don't know anything. I don't know anything about anything.
I don't know dick about this!
I don't know how to thank you.
I don't know how you know how to do that anyway.
I don't know.
I don't know. Hey, baby, open the door.
I don't know. I guess she wants a raise or something.
I don't mean your cover, I mean your boss.
I don't think...
I don't understand. I don't get this.
I don't want to talk to no Lincoln.
I don't want you to see me like this no more.
I enter the phrase "end trans."
I even cut back on hog maws and chitterlings.
I feel awfully dumb, Mr. Talbot. I'm sorry I wasted your time.
I feel like I got my period every day.
I gave her too much. Goddamn it!
I get a little carried away sometimes sitting in this dumb bank.
I got a message from a good friend! You schmuck!
I got dressed to meet you for dinner.
I got good news for you.
I got Mace. I got Mace in my pocket.
I got moths.
I got shit that'll make your dick fall off.
I got you now.
I got you, man.
I got your exit contact from your old flame.
I gotta call my mother.
I gotta explain this dress to Cynthia.
I gotta get downtown real fast.
I gotta reach out and touch someone, all right?
I gotta save my friend Jack.
I had no idea he was bald.
I hate to see a woman looking like that.
I have to go to Elizabeth Arden.
I have to make a very important phone call.
I have to see Lady Sarah Billings.
I hired the car for 6:00. You weren't ready till 6:20.
I just want to talk. Don't be frightened, Miss Doolittle.
I knew it. This is code for, "Terry, come adjust my chair."
I know it's one of these houses. Pull up right there.
I know that he likes the Stones.
I know that he very much wanted to be here.
I know where all our wheat went.
I know. My wife's got the same face.
I learned how much I love you.
I liked him very much, but you have to set high goals for yourself.
I lost five pounds last week.
I mean it.
I mean, I don't know that much about him.
I mean, I'm down here 1:30 in the morning on the docks!
I mean, it's not even in today's paper and this is the "Post."
I mean, just to check it out.
I mean, that's not the message I sent.
I mean, there it was on my computer screen, you know?
I mean, what happened to you?
I mean, you don't want me to beg on my knees, do you?
I mean, you guys had a thing once.
I mean, you just left me sitting there.
I mean...
I met this guy,
I need a little of that overtime action.
I need you, and I've got to pay for you.
I owe you my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you.
I pray to God he's still alive.
I put out the word that he had killed Carlson and then defected.
I quit, I quit.
I risked my life, and this guy tells me he doesn't
I said I was cured. Where are you going?
I sat in that restaurant feeling stupid and hurt.
I saw him on "60 Minutes" doing this:
I should just pin a $100 bill to my ass and scream,
I swear, you don't stop, dude. Just forget it!
I talked to Mr. Talbot.
I think I got a business appointment.
I think I just broke every little bone in my wrist.
I think I'll settle for veal dinner.
I think it's time to go home now.
I think she just couldn't quite take the insecurity of life with Jack.
I think so. Have a seat. I'll adjust the chair for you.
I think the Queen's Anniversary Ball is tonight.
I thought he was with you. That's what his wife said.
I thought I heard everything. Thanks, lady.
I thought I'd catch up on her British deposits.
I thought me and you could go to your husband
I told them not to call anybody.
I told you, I didn't fall in the river, I was thrown!
I was afraid to use the telephone, and this couldn't wait.
I was crowned
I was drowned in a four, five city hag.
I was just cleaning up my apartment.
I was raised by two lesbians. No, wait.
I went and had...
I wonder about that stuff all the time.
I work in the money transfer room, man.
I work on a computer.
I'd have blown up the place years ago.
I'd have probably thought about that next.
I'd like to be her beneficiary.
I'd like to say that it's a pleasure to welcome you to our little family.
I'll be responsible for her, I promise you that.
I'll be there in a second.
I'll cancel something even better.
I'll get... I'll get back to you.
I'll just tell her I slammed it in a taxi door or something.
I'll look you up.
I'll meet you back in the basement.
I'll only be a couple of minutes, I swear.
I'll take you home, okay?
I'll think of something. Don't do this to me now.
I'll think of something. I swear to God.
I'm a little bit lonely periodically.
I'm a little black woman in a big silver box
I'm cured, I told you.
I'm cured! I'm cured!
I'm getting seriously aroused here.
I'm gonna have to have this x rayed now.
I'm gonna kill myself. Finger on the trigger.
I'm gonna party with you guys. Come to my house.
I'm gonna snatch this bad boy off your head.
I'm here to check out your terminal.
I'm in the water. I'm making an effort.
I'm just typing up my Christmas list.
I'm leaving for Brussels on a 3:00 A.M. Flight.
I'm Liz Carlson. You called my husband, Harry.
I'm Marty Phillips. That's my card. Feel free to call me anytime.
I'm moving towards the uptown area.
I'm not a computer, Mr. Page.
I'm not an Eskimo.
I'm not dressed for dinner.
I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not stealing anything. I got a key from Jack.
I'm not.
I'm proud of this effort you're putting in.
I'm so glad to see you guys, I swear.
I'm sorry I couldn't be more help.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm sorry you got this involved.
I'm sorry, Terry. He's in London.
I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do. She grabbed my arm.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Who knew there was a phone gestapo? I mean...
I'm supposed to call these guys?
I'm sure the frock could cover the queen mum.
I'm taking you upstairs.
I'm worried about Harry, okay? Please call.
I'm...
I've gotta have it. Mr. Page, oh, please.
I've had the most amazing night.
I've tried to call you for a couple of days.
If I'd known that was how to get a promotion,
If it's going to be like this, I'd really like to go home now.
If Jack makes this contact, he should be home within 72 hours.
If you don't leave me alone,
If you shoot me in the legs, I'll blow my brains out.
If you'd stop picking your teeth, you could hear what I had to say.
Impossible to exit. All doors closed.
In a very short while, he'll be dead. Know why?
In addition to responding to a question about abortion
In connection with a plot to sell weapon secrets
In Jesus Christ, our Lord, amen.
In the envelope, you'll find the name of a person
In the oven! It's not here!
In welcoming a brand new member of our family:
In your little pink towel with your little pink face
Is it possible to do this in the morning?
Is she on some kind of medication?
Is some jiggerhead like you
Is that him?
Is the smallest piece on the chessboard.
Is this for Jack?
Issued a series of clarifications
It appears you did send the Burghardt contact.
It says "Sarah. Sinai, 1982."
It wasn't in the paper on Saturday. It wasn't in the paper on Sunday.
It's a fairly long space, but it's coming soon.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a little after 3:00.
It's a man.
It's a package deal.
It's adjusted for her.
It's almost time for "Leave It to Brezhnev."
It's an illness. People can't stop swearing.
It's down.
It's gonna have a head like the monitor.
It's gonna say "Sperry" across the top of it, and you know...
It's like a gift. It's like an electrical gift.
It's Mott the Hoople. He's a Springsteen fan.
It's no big deal, you know.
It's not like I got nothing else to do, you know?
It's not something you can buy!
It's okay.
It's Peter Caen.
It's silly, I know.
It's the CIA.
It's the little things that ease our life.
It's the phone. It's just the phone.
It's time to get your ticket home, kiddo.
It's too much like him leaving my room
Jack and I have been friends for many, many years.
Jack has indeed uncovered information
Jack here. Just leaving. Anything wrong?
Jack was a very long time ago. I can't help you.
Jack, come on!
Jack, do you receive? Jack?
Jack, I wouldn't go with any woman who called me a "sheet."
Jack, it's Allen. I've been trying to get you for days.
Jack, Jack!
Jack, there's trouble. Call me.
Jack, you got good taste.
Jack?
Jack?
Jack? What is this?
Jack.
Jack. B flat.
Jack. Confirm, confirm.
Jackie, good luck with your baby.
Jacques, it's me again.
Jacques, it's me again.
Jagger, step. On the replay.
James Page. Anal. Polyester king.
Jeez, these shoes hurt.
Jeez, this is great!
Jeez.
Jeremy Talbot. Says he didn't know you.
Jeremy? Are we still on for squash this afternoon?
Jesus, man, do the world a favor!
Jesus, Terry.
Jesus! Jesus! I...
Jumping Jack Flash taps into my computer!
Jumping Jack Flash.
Jumping Jack Flash.
Just don't lean back. It's very flaky.
Just kidding.
Just let the serum take effect, Terry.
Just like a man.
Just put the icing on the cake, not on your sister's new sweater!
Just stay and wait. I haven't had the best of luck with you guys.
Just waiting for you to give him a cute answer.
Karen, just give us five minutes, please.
Karen, we'll see you later at Cole's.
Key's in the hydrant, just like he said.
KGB probably.
Knew I could do it, huh? You son of a bitch.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock. Please.
Lady Andatramp.
Lady, you're more than sorry.
Larry, Larry, Larry!
Larry, you gotta stop smoking them cigars, man.
Leave me alone.
Let me know what I've missed.
Let's face it, he was no ex doctor.
Let's go. Read her her rights.
Let's honor Her Majesty with a dance.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's talk.
Let's walk.
Like Cinderella at her first ball.
Listen carefully. Can...
Live and in person,
Liz Carlson. Gone but good.
Liz Carlson's cousin Terry Doolittle. Hi.
Liz?
Liz.
Look at this. He says, "Bonjour, Terry. What's the skinny?"
Look how you ended your transmission
Look out!
Look up Tourette's syndrome.
Look what they did to this woman! She looks terrible!
Look, Alexander's is having a sale on toaster ovens.
Look, can you tell me where I might find Lady Sarah?
Look, don't piss me off! Get the fuck out of my face, okay?
Look, I called you at 11:00, I called you at 12:00,
Look, I entered "end trans."
Look, I got tickets for the Knicks game tomorrow and...
Look, I've just had several
Look, there is a dead man floating around in the river!
Look, there is a guy in Russia who's gonna die
Look, what are you trying to do, cop a feel?
Look, you were about to leave, weren't you?
Look! See? See? Look.
Lord Malcolm might not be that swift,
Loveliness is a woman's obligation and reward.
Marianne Faithfull.
Mark Van Meter was a great success in the greeting card business.
Married?
Marry her soon. Those babies are gonna need a last name.
Marty, you're a prince.
Marty! You know, you can talk directly to me, asshole.
May I present my... my cousin?
May I speak with Lady Sarah, please?
Maybe I ought to go into the spy business.
Maybe it's in the lyrics of the song.
Maybe one or two things.
Maybe she got herself a boyfriend.
Maybe we should leave this game to the women.
Maybe you ought to forget about it.
Me.
Meet Matuchek, store on Balton Street.
Mick, Mick, Mick, speak English!
Miss Doolittle, grab ahold of yourself, not me.
Miss Doolittle, I can accept certain of your eccentricities
Miss Doolittle, in my office right now.
Miss Doolittle? Good morning. I'm Jeremy Talbot.
Miss Doolittle. Hello.
Miss Doolittle. What are you doing?
Miss! Miss!
Mm mm mm mm.
Mmm.
Monday it was Nick something Greek.
More breadsticks, madame?
Morning.
Mr. Lincoln would like to talk to you.
Mr. Page, call an ambulance.
Mr. Page, I was just trying to be friendly.
Mr. Phillips comes to us from our Silver Springs office.
Mr. Van Meter, are you trying to catch a plane?
Mr. Van Meter, you seem to be moving awfully quickly.
Mr. Van Meter?
Mr. Van Meter? Mr. Van Met...?
Mr. Van Meter? Mr. Van Meter!
My darling, you're coming along with me tomorrow. Brazil.
My mistake. Sorry.
My point is that this guy has a friend, and...
My point is this guy has a friend
My, that's a vivid image, isn't it?
Never mind. Favor too dangerous.
Next news and weather again at 8:00.
Next time I'm in London,
Nice pad!
Nice system.
No problem.
No, he's the schmuck I work for at the bank.
No, I'm not.
No, it's not. It's time for "Gilligan's Gulag."
No, no, I won't.
No, no. I just talked to him tonight.
No, no. They all know I go down by 6:00.
No, not "in a column by Herb Caen."
No, right there, yeah.
No, thanks, you guys.
No, they just beat me up.
No, this is his service. May I take a message?
No, this is the man's private property. I mean...
No! No, no, I work in a bank. I work on a computer.
No.
No.
No. Go ahead. It's your dime.
No. Jack was hip to you.
No. No. I'm okay.
Not as great as I looked the last time
Not bad taste. Orlando's.
Not that I know of. Are you on some kind of medication?
Not the crotch! Not the crotch!
Nothing.
Now back to the hits on New York's more music station.
Now he's lurking behind his monitor screen
Now look here, Mr. Lincoln. What happened to Harry Carlson?
Now, you know you're gonna have this baby.
Obviously someone thought this was funny.
Of Barclays Bank of London last week.

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