Descendants Edit

A CHANCE TO WHAT, BEN? DESTROY US?

A CROWN DOESN'T MAKE YOU A KING.

A FAKE SMILE, KIND OF A KISS UP.

A FEW MINUTES TO TAKE EFFECT.

A FORCE FIELD AND A SIREN?

A LAMP.

A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP?

A LITTLE MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT.

A SHOCKER, HUH?

ABOUT THE OTHER DAY, I JUST

AH HA.

AH, ALWAYS LOVED THAT NAME. JANE.

AH, HERE.

AH, IT WAS EITHER YOU OR A TEAPOT.

AH! NN NNH!

AH! SMELLS LIKE COMMON FOLK.

AH! THAT'S MY NASTY LITTLE GIRL.

AHEM. LET'S CONTINUE.

AHH!

AHH!

AHH!

ALL I GET IS SOAKING WET!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S RUN THAT AGAIN.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

All: ♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

All: ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

All: ♪ Misunderstood ♪

All: ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪

All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh, ohayohay, hey ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ You ain't seen nothing yet... ♪

All: HEY!

All: WHOA! OH, OH, OH!

All: YEAH.

ALWAYS USE UPWARD STROKES.

And a great move by Jay.

AND A MOTHER IN LAW WING.

AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I HAVE A LITTLE THING ABOUT CURFEWS.

AND BE WITH BEN.

AND BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS CAN'T BE HERE DUE TO,

AND BEGIN TO LOOT

AND BY THAT, I MEAN JUST LEAVE IT.

AND CONVERTED INTO A HIGH SCHOOL

AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND EVIE...

AND FAIRY GODMOTHER'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

AND GOT HIMSELF ELECTED KING OF THE UNITED STATES OF AURADON.

AND HE BOOTED THEM OFF TO THE ISLE OF THE LOST

AND HER RELENTLESS LITTLE PRINCE.

AND HOW HAVE YOU STAYED SO YOUNG?

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, MAL? YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE.

AND I BELIEVE THIS...

AND I KNOW YOU HATE US, AND, WELL, YOU'RE EVIL.

AND I NEED A LOVE SPELL.

AND I REALLY WISH THAT YOU

AND I, MALEFICENT...

AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

AND I'M GOING TO THE CORONATION WITH HIM.

AND I'VE GOT THE POSTER PARENTS FOR GOODNESS.

AND I'VE ONLY EVER LIVED IN ONE PLACE.

AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU NEED, FEEL FREE TO

AND IMPRISON THEIR LEADERS

And it's the new guys, Jay and Carlos,

AND KICK EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR CASTLES

AND MALEFICENT.

AND MY HEART IS TELLING ME THAT WE ARE NOT OUR PARENTS.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

AND NOT THE SPELL BOOKS,

And now a substitution...

AND NOW I COMMAND, WAND TO MY HAND!

And now Jay gets the ball back. Here comes Jay!

AND NOW WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX.

AND NOW YOU WILL BE MAKING YOUR OWN MEMORIES

AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE KING.

AND ONE THAT I HOPE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...

AND PERFECT PRINCES. UGH.

AND PICK IT UP WHEN WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

AND PUTS EVERYTHING INTO PERSPECTIVE AND

AND RIDICULOUS.

AND RIGHT NOW,

AND RUTHLESS AND CRUEL. YEAH?

AND SH YEAH, SHE'S MY MOM, SO I KNOW SHE LOVES ME...

AND SHE JUST MAKES YOU LAUGH

AND SHE KNEW HOW TO SEW AND KNEW BEAUTY TIPS,

AND SHE'S THIS CLOSE TO GRABBING THE MAGIC WAND.

AND SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE DORMS.

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

AND THE CLOTHES AND THEN EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD AND THEN... WHERE WILL I BE?

AND THEN CARLOS WITH A BIG BLOCK, GOES DOWN.

And there is Fairy Godmother's wand.

AND THEY'RE FRESH FROM THE OVEN,

AND THEY'RE SWEET...

AND THIS BUTTON...

AND THIS LOVE POTION GETS THE BEST REVIEWS,

AND TRY A STRAWBERRY.

AND WE ALL GET TO GO.

AND WE WON'T GO BACK UNTIL WE DO.

AND WE'LL BE COMING IN FROM HERE.

AND WITH THAT WAND AND MY SCEPTER,

AND YOU AND I CAN SEE ALL THAT AND SO MUCH MORE.

AND YOU COULD PROBABLY HAVE WHATEVER FEATURES YOU WANTED.

AND YOU SAID YOURSELF A TEAM IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF PARTS.

AND YOU WILL BRING ME BACK HER MAGIC WAND.

AND YOU, SCRATCHING DUDE'S BELLY MAKES YOU HAPPY.

AND YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GOLD DIGGER AND A CHEATER.

AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

AND YOUR MOTHER BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOOED

AND, HEY, IF YOUR MOM DOES DECIDE TO, YOU KNOW,

AND, UH, GET BACK ON THE ISLAND WITH THE WAND.

AND, UH, REMEDIAL GOODNESS 101.

AND, UH, THIS FANCY ROCK.

Announcer: 23 seconds left. You could cut the tension with a sword.

Announcer: He passes to Prince Ben.

Announcer: The teams get into their huddles and take up positions along the kill zone.

Announcer: What a victory.

ANY CHANCE HE'S IN LINE FOR A THRONE?

ANY FRIEND OF BEN'S...

ANYWHERE IN LINE?

ARE THOSE LITTLE CROWNS ON YOUR SHORTS?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR MOM?

ARE YOU FEELING KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS?

ARE YOU INSANE?

ARE YOU SAYING THEY USE IT IN THE CORONATION?

AS IN DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL, HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

AS IN, "BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO"?

AS MY FATHER SAYS, "THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

AS THE DINING ROOM PROUDLY PRESENTS YOUR DINNER...

AS YOU WERE. (squeals)

ATOMIC WEIGHT?

B, LOCK IT IN A TOWER?

BASICALLY ALL THE REALLY INTERESTING PEOPLE

BE GIVEN A CHANCE

BEAST UNITED ALL OF THE KINGDOMS

BEAUTY! YEAH, I'VE HEARD THE NAME.

BECAUSE BEN MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

BECAUSE I'M LISTENING TO MY HEART.

BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER'S CURSE.

BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY MAD.

BECAUSE WE'RE ROTTEN...

BECAUSE...

BEHIND ME, E! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

BEING FAIRY GODMOTHER AND HEADMISTRESS?

BEING REALLY, REALLY EVIL. (laughs) MAL BERTHA.

BELLE MARRIED HER BEAST IN FRONT OF 6,000

BELONGS TO YOU.

BEN AND AUDREY ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU ALL AROUND,

BEN JUST ASKED ME OUT ON...

BEN STILL BEING IN LOVE WITH ME JUST SEEMS A LITTLE EXTRA...

BEN, HELP ME! THIS THING IS A KILLER!

BEN, WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU.

Ben: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE.

BEN!

BEN! (echoing)

BEN?

BEN?

BETWEEN PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEWARE, FORSWEAR, UNDO JANE'S HAIR.

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO!

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI. YOU KNOW IT.

BIG BLOCK FROM CHAD.

BIG CAKE.

BITTER, PARTY OF ONE. BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.

BLESSES BEN WITH THE WAND AT CORONATION

Both: ♪ Now we're gonna be evil, it's true ♪

Both: AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MIRRORS!

Boy: ♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

Boy: ♪ What, me a traitor? ♪

Boy: YEAH!

BOYS!

BREAK OUT THE OLD WAND, INVITE ME.

Broadcasting live from the coronation,

BUT AN EMOTIONAL TEAR HAS MORE PROTEIN BASED HORMONES

BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MINE?

BUT FIRST THIS HAPPENED.

BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT AUDREY WAS A LITTLE SELF ABSORBED.

BUT I CAN'T WAIT.

BUT I SAID IT FIRST. COME HERE!

BUT I'M I'M REALLY GOOD AT SEWING AND COOKING AND CLEANING.

BUT IT'S STILL NOT WATCH YOUR FOOT. YEAH.

BUT IT'S SWEET LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

BUT MY MOTHER TO THEIR STUPID CHRISTENING.

BUT NOT A LOT OF THERE THERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. THANK YOU. NEXT TIME.

BUT THE LIBRARY HOURS ARE FROM 8:00 TO 11:00.

BUT THEY ALL NEED EACH OTHER.

BUT ULTIMATELY...

BUT WE HAVE TO GET THESE INTO THE OVEN,

BUT WE'RE NOT AUTOMATICALLY LIKE THEM.

But what is happening with Jane's hair? (laughs)

BUT WITH MY MOM, THE EVIL FAIRY

BUT YOU ARE ON A MAJOR TIME OUT.

BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO REALLY BIG MAGIC.

BY DOING EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU.

BY MY FATHER WHEN HE BECAME KING.

BYE BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE?

C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE.

C. YOU TURN IT OVER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

CAN I BE THE FIST?

CAN I GO BACK TO MY GAME? I'M ON LEVEL THREE.

Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on?

CARLOS, IT'S OKAY.

CARLOS, THIS IS DUDE. HE'S THE CAMPUS MUTT.

CARLOS, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET A DOG, HAVE YOU?

Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

Carlos: COME ON. RUN, JAY, RUN!

Carlos: HEY, GET THEM! HEY, GET THEM!

CARLOS!

CARLOS! COME.

CARLOS? CARLOS!

CHAD INHERITED THE CHARM,

Chad: EW!

Chad: WHAT HAPPENED? I HAD THIS DREAM...

CHAD? CHAD! EVIE DID SOMETHING TO CHAD!

CHAD. PRINCE CHARMING, JR.

CHECK YOUR MIRROR.

CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME.

CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

CINDERELLA'S SON.

CLOSER.

CLOSER. CLOSER.

COACH, HOW ABOUT MY BUDDY HERE?

Coach: PICK IT UP. PUT IT ON! TWO HANDS.

COME BACK WITH MY APPLE!

COME FIND ME LATER. I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.

COME HERE!

COME ON, CHAD. GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO FIND OUR DORMS.

COME ON, GUYS! COME ON, HUSTLE, HUSTLE!

COME ON, GUYS. ALMOST THERE.

COME ON, MAL.

COME ON, NOW! HO!

COME ON!

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON. GO, GO, GO, GO.

COME ON. YOU REMEMBER, DON'T YOU?

COMING!

COMING?

CORRECT. AGAIN.

Cruella De Vil: BRING HOME A PUPPY.

Cruella De Vil: COME BACK HERE, NOW!

CRUELLA DE VIL...

Cruella: Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors.

DAD, THEIR CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT.

DAD?

DID THIS LITTLE BUTTON

DID YOUR PLAN WORK WITH JANE? ARE YOU GOING OVER TO SEE THE WAND?

DIE, SUCKERS! (laughs)

DIFFERENT PLAYERS WHO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN.

DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?

DO MY NOSE!

DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE IT THERE?

DO WE KNOW YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND?

DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING INNOCENT PEOPLE SUFFER?

DO YOU LOVE ME?

DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR

DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD BE GOING THROUGH EVERY SINGLE SPELL IN THIS BOOK

DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S A POSSIBILITY

DO YOU, A, CURSE IT?

DO YOU, A, PUT IT IN THE KING'S WINE?

DOES HE SHED MUCH?

DOESN'T SHE LOVE YOU?

DON'T BE NERVOUS.

DON'T BE SO SERIOUS, DARLING.

DON'T BE TOO HARD ON JANE.

DON'T BLOW IT, KIDDO.

DON'T BLOW IT.

DON'T BLOW IT.

DON'T MAKE IT AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY, BRO. I GOT YOUR BACK.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY PROCLAMATION TO GIVE THE NEW GENERATION A CHANCE?

DON'T YOU THINK THEY DESERVE A SHOT AT A NORMAL LIFE?

DOOR.

DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL, HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP, DO YOU WANT ONE?

DOUG. DOUG, COME DOWN.

EASY PEASY.

Enough!

EVEN VILLAINS LOVE THEIR KIDS.

EVERY TIME I LOOK OUT TO THE ISLAND,

EVERYONE HERE REMEMBERS MY DAUGHTER, JANE?

EVIE, MIRROR ME.

Evie: HERE IT IS.

Evie: HURRY.

EVIE.

EVIE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Evil Queen: BRING HOME A PRINCE.

Evil Queen: WHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

EVIL QUEEN...

EVIL QUEEN'S DAUGHTER.

EW.

EXCEPT IT'S FREE.

EXCUSE ME, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

FAIRY GODMOTHER, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

FAIRY GODMOTHER.

FAKING IT SINCE THEN?

FALLING IN LOVE IS WEAK...

FEEL ANYTHING?

FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PRISSY PINK PRINCESSES!

Finally winning back the trophy after so many years.

FLUFF MY FUR, AND SC**** THE BUNIONS OFF MY FEET?

FOR 20 YEARS, I HAVE SEARCHED FOR A WAY OFF THIS ISLAND.

FOR 20 YEARS, THEY HAVE ROBBED US FROM OUR REVENGE

FOR INVITING EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE

FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT'S LIKE I'M MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE.

From the Isle of the Lost and that little guy Carlos can barely hold a shield.

GIRD YOUR LOINS!

GIVE IT BACK TO THE DREADFUL CREATURE.

GIVE ME THE WAND. GIVE ME THE WAND!

GO AWAY, MOTHER.

GO AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM HER!

GO ON.

GO UP!

GOOD BOY. I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD RUNNER.

GOOD NIGHT.

GRAMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE TALKING TO THIS GIRL.

GUYS!

HAD NEVER GOTTEN THERE YOURSELF.

HANG ON, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET US.

HARDLY.

HAVE YOU?

He does a little dancing jig in his opponent's face.

HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL.

HE ROUNDED UP ALL THE VILLAINS AND SIDEKICKS

He scores!

HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CLASS SCHEDULES

HE'S GONNA CHASE ME DOWN AND RIP OUT MY THROAT.

He's in the clear! Shot!

He's the perfect size for a pet.

HELLO, FOXY.

HELLO? UH, UH, JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

HERE THEY COME, FOLKS. THE WINNERS OF THE FIRST TOURN

Here we go.

HEY, GUYS. HOW IS EVERYONE?

HEY, I FOUND THE WAND. LET'S GO.

HEY, I HEARD HER WAND IS IN SOME BORING MUSEUM.

HEY, LISTEN. FORGET ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT?

HEY, MAL. I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS TODAY.

HEY, THERE.

HEY!

HEY! YOU'RE MALEFICENT'S DAUGHTER, AREN'T YOU?

HEY.

HEY. HEY! HEY, YOU. LOST BOY!

HI, GUYS. I'M DOPEY'S SON.

HI, MOM.

HI! IT'S JANE, RIGHT?

HI.

HI. HI.

HI. YOU NEED TO SIGN OFF ON EARLY DISMISSAL FOR THE CORONATION.

HISTORY OF WOODSMEN AND PIRATES,

HMM.

HOLD ON, MAL. MAYBE GOOD REALLY IS MORE POWERFUL THAN EVIL.

HOW ARE YOU HERE?

HOW AWFUL.

HOW DO I FIND THE AVERAGE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

How do you like that?

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

HOW LONG DOES SHE THINK THAT'S GONNA LAST?

How long must Mommy wait to see you?

HOW MANY ROOMS IN YOUR CASTLE?

HOW YOU FEELING, BRO?

HUH.

I AM GONNA ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE THAT ENERGY

I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

I BET I CAN GET AN "A" ON THE NEXT TEST WITHOUT THE MIRROR.

I CALL THAT RAW TALENT.

I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT EVIL.

I CAN SEE IT.

I CAN'T LET HER DOWN!

I CHOOSE GOOD, YOU GUYS.

I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

I COULD REALLY USE A TOUGH GUY LIKE YOU.

I COULD, UH, SIGN YOU UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DIDN'T MAKE A GOOD DECISION UNTIL I WAS AT LEAST 42.

I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

I DON'T EAT BEFORE A BIG GAME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO IF I DON'T GET MY HANDS ON THAT MAGIC WAN

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE.

I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

I DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY.

I DON'T...

I FEARED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

I FEEL LIKE IF SHE WERE TALENTED LIKE YOU,

I FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED.

I FEEL LIKE...

I FEEL... I FEEL...

I FOUND OUT THAT FAIRY GODMOTHER

I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.

I got it.

I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

I GUESS I AM KIND OF TALENTED.

I GUESS I DID GET PRETTY LUCKY

I GUESS I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING TO MAKE A FRIEND.

I GUESS YOU GUYS HAVE IT PRETTY ROUGH ON THE ISLAND.

I HARDLY THINK SO. FRANKLY, THIS IS TEDIOUS AND VERY IMMATURE.

I hate electronic equip

I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR, OF COURSE.

I HAVE TO GO.

I HAVEN'T BEEN FAKING ANYTHING.

I HOPE YOU LIKE BIKES.

I JUST REALLY WANT HER TO BE PROUD OF ME.

I KNOW ONE THING, YOUNG LADY.

I KNOW THAT. AND I'LL DO BETTER.

I KNOW.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

I LOVE YOU, MAL! DID I MENTION THAT?

I LOVE YOU, MAL! DID I MENTION THAT?

I LOVE YOU.

I M M MISS YOU.

I MEAN, HE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE A VILLAIN A QUEEN.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, LET'S GIVE THE ANTI LOVE POTION

I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION YOUR OWN, UM... PERSONALITY.

I MEAN, ONE SWOOSH FROM THAT THING

I MEAN, STEALING THINGS DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT OLD CINDY DID, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THEY'RE CHEWY AND, AND YOU KNOW, THEY

I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, THE...

I MISSED IT ALL!

I NEED HIM TO STOCK THE SHELVES IN MY STORE.

I NEED TO BUY MORE MATERIAL.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THEY ALLOW DOGS IN AURADON.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU.

I SUPPOSE THEIR CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT.

I THINK I WANT TO BE GOOD.

I THINK I'M GONNA STAY BEHIND

I THINK IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST FALL RIGHT OFF OF ME.

I think sometime probably after... that.

I THINK THEY WILL BE QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN US,

I THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THEM.

I TOLD BEN THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU.

I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS.

I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

I WANT TO LISTEN TO MY HEART, TOO.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN, I ALMOST FORGOT.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS OR ANYTHING...

I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF IN HER HEAD.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHE CAN JOIN US FOR LUNCH.

I WILL BE ABLE TO BEND BOTH GOOD AND EVIL TO MY WILL!

I WILL BE IN THE VERY FRONT.

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE

I WILL NEVER FORGET MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.

I WILL SEE YOU AT THE GAME AFTER MY DRESS FITTING FOR THE CORONATION, OKAY?

I WISH YOU COULD.

I, TOO, HAVE A FASCINATION WITH FAIRY GODMOTHER'S WAND.

I, UH, PUT IN THE REQUIREMENTS ALREADY

I... HOW VERY WISE OF ME.

I'D RATHER BE PRETTY. YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK, BUT... (sighs)

I'LL RETURN YOUR PROPERTY AND LET THE MATTER DROP.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. EVIL DREAMS.

I'LL WORK WITH HIM, COACH.

I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

I'M FAIRY GODMOTHER, HEADMISTRESS.

I'M JUST SWAMPED.

I'M NOT SURE.

I'M PLOTTING.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW.

I'm Snow White, bringing you up to the second coverage

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SO YOU'RE VERY FUNNY. HERE.

I'M SORRY. (laughing)

I'M SORRY. UM...

I'M SORT OF LIKE A... TRANSFER STUDENT.

I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THEM.

I'VE CHOSEN MY FIRST OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION.

I'VE DECIDED THAT THE CHILDREN ON THE ISLE OF THE LOST

I'VE HAD YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND...

I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING, YOU KNOW,

I'VE LITERALLY NEVER TRIED A STRAWBERRY BEFORE.

IF I ASK IT WHERE SOMETHING IS, IT TELLS ME.

IF I CAN CONVINCE MOM, YOU'RE SO THERE.

IF I HADN'T COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT?

IF SOMEONE HANDS YOU A CRYING BABY,

IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF?

IF YOU COULD KNOCK ALL MY HOMEWORK OUT ALONG WITH YOURS,

IF YOU WON'T MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

IMPRESSIVE.

IN AURADON.

IN HER OWN WAY.

INGRATE.

INSIDE AND OUT. (chuckles)

IS EVERYBODY AT HOME AS PRETTY AS YOU?

IS IT BAD?

IS MY MASCARA SMUDGED?

IS SHE GONNA BE LIKE THAT FOREVER?

IS THAT CHOCOLATE?

IS THAT WALNUTS? I LOVE WALNUTS. (laughs)

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME EATING A JELLY DONUT?

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

IT IS SO, SO, SO GOOD TO FINALLY ME MEET YOU ALL.

IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE AND GREATEST PLEASURE

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOP ON YOUR HEAD.

IT MUST BE MAGIC.

IT SAYS THAT WE NEED ONE TEAR OF HUMAN SADNESS.

IT WAS A MALFUNCTION IN THE, UH,

IT WAS FROM A BABY.

IT WAS NOTHING. FORGET ABOUT IT. LET IT GO.

IT WILL BE MY RECOMMENDATION THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED.

IT WON'T WORK FOR YOU, SILLY.

It would make the perfect size for earmuffs. (cackles)

IT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED ONE, E.

IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING.

IT'S ALL ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU AND ME, BABY.

IT'S CALLED A RULE BOOK. WELCOME TO THE TEAM, SON.

IT'S CALLED STEALING.

IT'S GRATIFYING TO SEE SOMEONE STILL RESPECTS THE HONOR CODE.

IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE!

IT'S HAPPENING! I SAY, GIRD YOUR LOINS!

IT'S IN A MUSEUM. DO WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

IT'S IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, TOUGH LOVE.

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHERE WE'RE FROM.

IT'S JUST FOR LATER, YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST...

IT'S MAGIC. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK SCARY.

IT'S MORE LIKE... GANG ACTIVITY.

IT'S OKAY. JANE, THIS IS EVERYONE.

IT'S RIGHT...

IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU ALL.

IT'S YOURS.

IT'S YOURS.

Jafar: BRING HOME THE GOLD!

JAFAR...

Jay dishes off to Prince Ben.

JAY DISHES OFF TO PRINCE BEN.

Jay through the kill zone, picks up Carlos.

JAY, BEN, OFFENSE. CHAD, YOU'RE DEFENSE.

JAY, COME CHECK THIS THING OUT.

JAY, DON'T!

Jay, great jump, great leap.

Jay, hurdling maneuver at mid field.

Jay, hurdling maneuver at mid field. He's in the clear.

JAY, IT'S ME! IT'S CARLOS!

Jay, the most valuable player.

JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Jay: ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

Jay: ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

JAY.

JEEZ.

JUST A...

JUST ASK SNOW WHITE.

JUST CLEANING UP. (laughs)

JUST OPEN UP THE MAGIC BARRIER?

JUST PICK THE ONE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANY FUN.

JUST THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD GROUP.

JUST TRYING TO HELP.

KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR NUMBER EIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

KILLER.

KINDNESS? FAIR PLAY? NO WAY, OKAY? UH UH.

KNUCKLEHEADS!

LET ME EXPLAIN A TEAM.

LET ME GUESS. NEW CLASS?

LET ME SEE.

LET US PULL UP A CHAIR,

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO.

LET'S GRAB THAT WAND AND BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND.

LET'S JUST SAY WE DON'T GET A LOT OF BELLY RUBS.

LET'S NOT LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME, OKAY?

LET'S SEE, I'M THINKING, WE LOSE THE BANGS,

LET'S SEE.

LIKE ICE.

LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

LIKE SINGING YOUR NAME.

LIKE WANDS AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

LIKE, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?

LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SAD,

LISTEN, AUDREY

LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS SOME SPACE, YEAH?

LM 714 CHIP IN THE BREADBOARD CIRCUIT.

LONG LIVE EVIL! YOU'RE MEAN!

Long pass goes to Jay.

Lonnie: CHAD, WAKE UP!

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

LOOK, I KNOW YOUR MOM FELL IN LOVE

LOOK!

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

LOOKS LIKE THERE THERE TO ME.

LOVE IS NOT WEAK OR RIDICULOUS.

LOVE MY HAIR, MAL!

M?

M?

M?

MA CHERE MADEMOISELLE,

MAGIC MIRROR, NOT SO CLOSE.

MAGIC MIRROR, SHOW YOUR BRIGHT LIGHT!

MAKE A WISH AND THROW IT BACK IN THE LAKE.

MAKE ANY SENSE?

MAKE MY VICTIM PRICK A FINGER."

Mal (narrating): ONCE UPON A TIME, LONG, LONG AGO

MAL, HAVE YOU ALWAYS HAD THOSE LITTLE GOLDEN FLECKS IN YOUR EYES?

MAL, WOULD YOU WEAR MY RING?

Mal: CARLOS!

Mal: CARLOS!

Mal: HURRY, JAY. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

Mal: JAY, COME ON! PLEASE, JAY! JAY!

Mal: OKAY, WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

Mal: SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Mal: UM... MY MIDDLE NAME IS BERTHA.

Mal: WAY TO GO, JAY.

MAL!

MAL?

MAL. COME ON.

MAL...

Maleficent: THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

MAN, IT'S AWESOME.

MATCHING THRONES. HERS AND HERS CROWNS.

MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU.

MAYBE SOME LAYERS AND SOME HIGHLIGHTS.

MAYBE.

ME, TOO. THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ALREADY.

MEANWHILE, MY GIRL DUPED A PRINCE,

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE IN MY HAND,

MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND,

MM! MM...

MM! THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

MM.

MM.

MM...

MOM SAID THEY'RE RABID PACK ANIMALS

MOM SAID, "IF A BOY CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN,

MOM, DAD

MOM, HAVE YOU EVER ONCE ASKED ME WHAT I WANT?

MOM, NO!

MOM?

MOMMY?

MOST OF US HERE ARE JUST ORDINARY MORTALS.

MOVING ON. COME SEE.

MY DAUGHTER...

MY FATHER WANTED HIS STATUE TO MORPH FROM BEAST TO MAN

MY FOLKS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

MY LITTLE EVIL ETTE IN TRAINING,

MY MOM WAS NEVER REALLY BIG ON MAKEUP TIPS.

MY MOM'S A QUEEN, WHICH MAKES ME A PRINCESS.

MY MOM'S MULAN?

MY MOTHER'S NOT A BARREL OF LAUGHS WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET HER WAY.

MY SPELL COME, DARLING. COME.

NASTY. I LIKE THAT GUY.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT'S THE LIPS AND THE LEGS

NEXT TO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, JUST SO WE COULD

Nice little block by Carlos.

NICE!

NO BIGGIE. MY DAD WILL JUST GET ME A NEW ONE.

NO MAGIC.

NO OFFENSE, BENNYBEAR, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO TRUSTING.

NO WAY OUT. OR SO I THOUGHT.

NO WI FI.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I'M NEW.

NO, I GET IT. YOU'RE CAUTIOUS. THAT'S SMART.

NO, I THINK WE ARE DEFINITELY GONERS.

NO, I WILL NOT.

NO, LOOK, IT'S FINE. I MEAN, YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME. I WAS WITH AUDREY.

NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO. YOUR MOTHER DID.

NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

NO, NO. HEY

NO, REALLY, I'M NOT.

NO, THAT'S NOT IT. NO, NO, NO, I... I REALLY DO...

NO, THIS ONE OPENS THE MAGIC BARRIER.

NO, WAIT!

NO? ANYWAYS, I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH JANE'S HAIR.

NO. (laughs) TRUST ME, WE DO NOT.

NOT DESTROYING THINGS.

NOT LIKE YOUR MOM WITH HER WAND.

NOT SO DORKY NOW, HUH?

NOT THAT I COULD.

NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

NOW I'M COOL.

NOW WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

NOW YOU MAKE YOURS.

NOW, HAVE WE MET?

Now, let's see who this beauty is wearing.

NOW, STEP UP. THERE YOU GO.

OBVIOUSLY SHE WASN'T CHEATING SINCE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT...

OF THEIR CLOSEST PERSONAL FRIENDS.

OF... COURSE.

OFF THE LOCKER AND INTO ART CLASS.

OH OOH! OH, OH.

OH, AH, AH!

OH, AH! THE SAFE. THE SAFE.

OH, AUDREY! GIVE GRAMMY A KISS, DEAR.

OH, BUT THEY DIDN'T GET BABY.

OH, BUT, NO, THERE'S PLENTY OF

OH, BY THE WAY, I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

OH, CARLOS, THEY HAVE DOGS IN AURADON.

Oh, Fairy Godmother is looking radiant.

OH, GRAB THE THING ALREADY!

Oh, he's being hammered by dragon fire. Still, going on.

OH, I CAN'T. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING,

OH, I, UH, I'VE GOT A BIG GAME.

OH, MY MOM'S AURORA. SLEEPING

OH, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO.

OH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

OH, OKAY. ANYONE ELSE?

OH, PARDON ME, DID I BUMP INTO YOU?"

OH, RUN ALONG. YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP.

OH, UH, YEAH, YOUR DORMS ARE THAT WAY, GUYS.

OH, WAIT!

OH, WELL, MORE FOR ME, I GUESS.

OH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY CARLOS,

OH, WHAT A SAVE BY PHILIP THE FALCONS' GOALKEEPER!

OH, YEAH! COME ON, LET'S GO!

Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand.

OH, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL, PUMPKIN.

OH!

OH! AH! OW! STOP!

OH! OOH GET OFF.

OH! THANK YOU.

OH! THERE'S NEWS! I BURIED THE LEDE.

OH! TOO MANY TO COUNT.

OH! WHOO!

OH! WHY DON'T YOU GO SELL A TOASTER, YOU TWO BIT SALESMAN!

OH.

OH. (laughs)

OH. HELLO, DEAR ONE.

OH. OH, NO.

OH. OOH.

OH...

OH...

OKAY, BOYS, COOKIE SHEET.

OKAY, OKAY, UM...

OKAY, SO I'LL FIND OUR LIMO, SO WE CAN BREAK THE BARRIER,

OKAY, THEN. GOOD.

OKAY, WHAT'S THE POINT?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

OKAY! SO, HOW ABOUT A TOUR?

OKAY.

OKAY.