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Look Who's Talking Now

Look Who's Talking Now

Look Who's Talking Now is a heartwarming and humorous film that was released in 1993. Directed by Tom Ropelewski, this delightful family comedy is the third installment in the Look Who's Talking series. Starring John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and a talented canine cast, this movie is a treat for both kids and adults alike.

In Look Who's Talking Now, we follow the lives of James and Mollie Ubriacco, played by John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, as they navigate the challenges and joys of parenthood. This time, however, the story takes a lighthearted twist as the family's adorable pets, Rocks and Daphne, hilariously express their own thoughts and perspectives on the situations around them.

John Travolta, known for his versatile acting skills, brings his charisma and comedic timing to his role as James Ubriacco. His portrayal of a loving father and husband brings warmth and relatability to the character. Kirstie Alley shines as Mollie Ubriacco, effortlessly portraying the ups and downs of being a mother and spouse. Their on-screen chemistry adds an extra layer of charm to the film.

Another standout feature of Look Who's Talking Now is the delightful voice acting by the pets. Rocks, the Ubriacco family's lovable mutt, is voiced by Danny DeVito. With his signature raspy tone, DeVito brings a mischievous and playful energy to Rocks, making him an endearing and memorable character. Daphne, the family's newfound furry friend, is voiced by Diane Keaton. Keaton's voice perfectly captures the elegance and sass of Daphne, adding depth and humor to the film.

The movie takes us on a wild and entertaining journey as Rocks and Daphne find themselves in various misadventures. From getting lost in the snow-covered wilderness to outsmarting a pair of burglars, their escapades are sure to keep you entertained and laughing throughout the film. Look Who's Talking Now also explores themes of family bonds and the importance of communication, making it a heartwarming experience for viewers of all ages.

As the movie progresses, we witness how the Ubriacco family faces new challenges, including financial difficulties and career setbacks. However, with the help of their furry companions, they find strength, resilience, and, most importantly, love. Look Who's Talking Now is a reminder that sometimes, the support and love we receive from our pets can be just what we need to overcome life's obstacles.

The film's soundtrack perfectly complements the storyline, adding to the overall viewing experience. With catchy tunes like "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina and The Waves and "All Alone On Christmas" by Darlene Love, the music enhances the film's playful and energetic atmosphere. These soundtracks are not only a joy to listen to during the film but can also be played and downloaded here, allowing fans to relive the magic of Look Who's Talking Now anytime they want.

In conclusion, Look Who's Talking Now is an enchanting family comedy that combines humor, adventure, and heartfelt moments. With a stellar cast led by John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, the film tells a heartwarming story of love, family bonds, and the powerful connection between humans and their pets. The voice talents of Danny DeVito and Diane Keaton bring the lovable pets, Rocks and Daphne, to life, adding charm and laughter to this delightful film. Whether you're a fan of the Look Who's Talking series or simply looking for a fun and heartwarming movie to enjoy, Look Who's Talking Now is a must-see. So sit back, relax, and let the Ubriacco family and their furry friends entertain and warm your heart. And don't forget, you can play and download these sounds here, so the joy of Look Who's Talking Now can follow you wherever you go.

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A cactus, honey.
A cactus, honey.
A CEO of a corporation is looking for a certain demeanor...
A CEO of a corporation is looking for a certain demeanor...
A dog!
A dog!
A dog? We've been through this.
A dog? We've been through this.
A jacket's not a teddy. This is a teddy.
A jacket's not a teddy. This is a teddy.
Actually, it's two pages.
Actually, it's two pages.
After six years, we're still jealous.
After six years, we're still jealous.
Ain't it the truth.
Ain't it the truth.
All he did the whole time...
All he did the whole time...
All right, bye.
All right, bye.
All right, good. Now, wasrt that fun?
All right, good. Now, wasrt that fun?
All right, you chipmunks, ready to sing your song?
All right, you chipmunks, ready to sing your song?
All right.
All right.
All right. Go back that way and get help.
All right. Go back that way and get help.
All right. I hope you're right.
All right. I hope you're right.
All right. I know a shortcut.
All right. I know a shortcut.
All right. I'll tell the kids.
All right. I'll tell the kids.
All right. Which way?
All right. Which way?
Already? That's a crock.
Already? That's a crock.
Although I wouldn't mind seeing her decomposing body by the river.
Although I wouldn't mind seeing her decomposing body by the river.
Alvin?
Alvin?
And another one!
And another one!
And as I was telling Mollie...
And as I was telling Mollie...
And dirt. Can I go with you? I like you. Please?
And dirt. Can I go with you? I like you. Please?
And he said, "That thing's been following me all day!"
And he said, "That thing's been following me all day!"
And how come Rudolph's nose glows? What is he, radioactive?
And how come Rudolph's nose glows? What is he, radioactive?
And how could reindeer fly?
And how could reindeer fly?
And I believed them.
And I believed them.
And I know you'll treat it well.
And I know you'll treat it well.
And I see there's no slice of lemon.
And I see there's no slice of lemon.
And I whine a little bit, sure. Who doesn't?
And I whine a little bit, sure. Who doesn't?
And I'll be there for dinner, I promise.
And I'll be there for dinner, I promise.
And now he is. I hate it.
And now he is. I hate it.
And one of the wolves chomped on my beeper. Look at it.
And one of the wolves chomped on my beeper. Look at it.
And that is a major business liability.
And that is a major business liability.
And then you guys sing and guard the presents, okay?
And then you guys sing and guard the presents, okay?
And they all totally spazzed out. Bunch of wimps.
And they all totally spazzed out. Bunch of wimps.
And this is for the table.
And this is for the table.
And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?
And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?
And you could save money. He could babysit.
And you could save money. He could babysit.
And you smell beautiful, Daphne. Oh, honey pie!
And you smell beautiful, Daphne. Oh, honey pie!
And, James, before the wolves...
And, James, before the wolves...
Answer me this: Why is it that I can trust you...
Answer me this: Why is it that I can trust you...
Are we? Right.
Are we? Right.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you going to wear that on a job interview?
Are you going to wear that on a job interview?
Are you gonna trust that dinky bulb on your face or my nose? Come on!
Are you gonna trust that dinky bulb on your face or my nose? Come on!
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you okay? Are you okay, honey?
Are you okay? Are you okay, honey?
At least I don't have vermin building condos in my fur.
At least I don't have vermin building condos in my fur.
At this rate, you won't have fur. That kid's giving you a bald spot.
At this rate, you won't have fur. That kid's giving you a bald spot.
Baby, you are so jumpy. Let her alone. She looks happy.
Baby, you are so jumpy. Let her alone. She looks happy.
Back off, this ain't your business.
Back off, this ain't your business.
Bad dog! Stop!
Bad dog! Stop!
Bad dog.
Bad dog.
Bad smell.
Bad smell.
Bald butted dog.
Bald butted dog.
Bash Brothers!
Bash Brothers!
Be right back. Ralph!
Be right back. Ralph!
Because that's what he left in the back seat.
Because that's what he left in the back seat.
Because, those guys who come to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.
Because, those guys who come to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.
Bedtime.
Bedtime.
Bedtime.
Bedtime.
Begging is so gauche.
Begging is so gauche.
Better than your mother knew your father.
Better than your mother knew your father.
Big room. Wonder where the walls are.
Big room. Wonder where the walls are.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Brains aren't everything.
Brains aren't everything.
Buck, buck, I'm a chicken!
Buck, buck, I'm a chicken!
Bug, bug, bug.
Bug, bug, bug.
But as I was just saying to Samantha...
But as I was just saying to Samantha...
But I don't want another dog. You're my dog.
But I don't want another dog. You're my dog.
But it was before we... Oh, I'd give anything to take it back.
But it was before we... Oh, I'd give anything to take it back.
But it's nice to have a warm place to come back to.
But it's nice to have a warm place to come back to.
But Rocks is hurt!
But Rocks is hurt!
But there is no...
But there is no...
But those people can.
But those people can.
But wait. Where are the dog dishes?
But wait. Where are the dog dishes?
But we live in this teeny apartment, and it wouldn't be fair to a dog.
But we live in this teeny apartment, and it wouldn't be fair to a dog.
But we need a master to open the door.
But we need a master to open the door.
But you know what it's like?
But you know what it's like?
But you know what?
But you know what?
But you said he was real.
But you said he was real.
But you're hurt. Come back to the car.
But you're hurt. Come back to the car.
But, Mom, we need a dog.
But, Mom, we need a dog.
By the way, I never asked you... What's your name?
By the way, I never asked you... What's your name?
Bye bye, sweetheart.
Bye bye, sweetheart.
Bye bye? You can't leave me with these people.
Bye bye? You can't leave me with these people.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I play?
Can I play?
Can I take a dump in your hat?
Can I take a dump in your hat?
Can I talk to Mikey?
Can I talk to Mikey?
Can you excuse me?
Can you excuse me?
Catch you later. I got a date with a cute Pekingese on Park Avenue.
Catch you later. I got a date with a cute Pekingese on Park Avenue.
Cats. Can't live with them, can't eat them.
Cats. Can't live with them, can't eat them.
Chicago.
Chicago.
Christmas list in September? What is that?
Christmas list in September? What is that?
Christmas list.
Christmas list.
Christmas stinks.
Christmas stinks.
Come here, you studmuffin!
Come here, you studmuffin!
Come here. Where are you?
Come here. Where are you?
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come through for me, will you?
Come on, come through for me, will you?
Come on, guys!
Come on, guys!
Come on, Julie. Cheer up. How about a pre Christmas present?
Come on, Julie. Cheer up. How about a pre Christmas present?
Come on, now. You don't believe that.
Come on, now. You don't believe that.
Come on, we're almost there.
Come on, we're almost there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Can't we work out some kind of deal?
Come on. Can't we work out some kind of deal?
Come on. Everybody can dance.
Come on. Everybody can dance.
Come on. I'm sorry.
Come on. I'm sorry.
Come on. You're the cutest thing on four legs.
Come on. You're the cutest thing on four legs.
Come over here. Look.
Come over here. Look.
Come say bye to Daddy.
Come say bye to Daddy.
Come to papa!
Come to papa!
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Corny kind of funny.
Corny kind of funny.
Courage, Daphne, courage. You'll be rid of him soon.
Courage, Daphne, courage. You'll be rid of him soon.
Daddy doesn't fly... Daddy.
Daddy doesn't fly... Daddy.
Daddy flies.
Daddy flies.
Daddy said, "poo."
Daddy said, "poo."
Daddy, tell me a story.
Daddy, tell me a story.
Daddy, will you put the presents in the car?
Daddy, will you put the presents in the car?
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy.
Daddy.
Damn! Honey...
Damn! Honey...
Damn.
Damn.
Daphne, beg up.
Daphne, beg up.
Daphne, sit.
Daphne, sit.
Den. Don't even think about loving on me, pal.
Den. Don't even think about loving on me, pal.
Did you get off early from work?
Did you get off early from work?
Divorce?
Divorce?
Do I want to play teacups?
Do I want to play teacups?
Do try the duck.
Do try the duck.
Do you like them because you think they can fly?
Do you like them because you think they can fly?
Do you mind staying in Boston a couple of days?
Do you mind staying in Boston a couple of days?
Do you really think so? Well, maybe a little Chinese.
Do you really think so? Well, maybe a little Chinese.
Do you think we're dreaming?
Do you think we're dreaming?
Doctor Dolittle couldn't train this dog.
Doctor Dolittle couldn't train this dog.
Does this mean we can do whatever we want to do in the dream?
Does this mean we can do whatever we want to do in the dream?
Dog.
Dog.
Doggie dish at 12:00. I'm coming in.
Doggie dish at 12:00. I'm coming in.
Dogs are smart. We could teach him stuff.
Dogs are smart. We could teach him stuff.
Don't be. This is nothing.
Don't be. This is nothing.
Don't get fresh!
Don't get fresh!
Don't get out of this bathtub! Julie!
Don't get out of this bathtub! Julie!
Don't give him the satisfaction.
Don't give him the satisfaction.
Don't leave. Please make yourself at home."
Don't leave. Please make yourself at home."
Don't let happen to him what happened to the gerbils.
Don't let happen to him what happened to the gerbils.
Don't let him see your fear.
Don't let him see your fear.
Don't say anything to anybody.
Don't say anything to anybody.
Don't say that in front of Julie or anyone in class.
Don't say that in front of Julie or anyone in class.
Don't tell the guys.
Don't tell the guys.
Don't tell them you still drive a cab.
Don't tell them you still drive a cab.
Don't torture your mother, honey.
Don't torture your mother, honey.
Don't worry, he has special radar.
Don't worry, he has special radar.
Don't worry. Mommy's just playing.
Don't worry. Mommy's just playing.
Don't. I don't want you to love me yet. Not yet!
Don't. I don't want you to love me yet. Not yet!
Easy. You're a lousy human being.
Easy. You're a lousy human being.
Eating and running are my two favourite things.
Eating and running are my two favourite things.
Every night we go through the same thing.
Every night we go through the same thing.
Everybody just hold it! I think I have an idea.
Everybody just hold it! I think I have an idea.
Ex cuse me. I was valedictorian.
Ex cuse me. I was valedictorian.
Ex cuse me. Mistress? Please wake up.
Ex cuse me. Mistress? Please wake up.
Excellent. Good.
Excellent. Good.
Excuse me, but we were having an affair.
Excuse me, but we were having an affair.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing.
Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing.
Excuse me. This is a special evening. I'd like a bottle of Cristal.
Excuse me. This is a special evening. I'd like a bottle of Cristal.
Face like a Mack truck, but what a body.
Face like a Mack truck, but what a body.
Fatter people. This is good.
Fatter people. This is good.
Financially, you don't need to worry about a thing. You see...
Financially, you don't need to worry about a thing. You see...
Finland.
Finland.
Firm...
Firm...
First, you think they're not good enough.
First, you think they're not good enough.
Flying? Honey, you can't fly.
Flying? Honey, you can't fly.
Flying.
Flying.
Food? You going for food?
Food? You going for food?
For 17 days, then he was rescued. What does that have to do with this?
For 17 days, then he was rescued. What does that have to do with this?
France? James...
France? James...
Freight.
Freight.
Fresh meat, fresh meat, fresh meat.
Fresh meat, fresh meat, fresh meat.
Gentlemen, would you excuse me?
Gentlemen, would you excuse me?
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Get that skinny man out my spaghetti.
Get that skinny man out my spaghetti.
Get your hand away. I'll do it. I got it.
Get your hand away. I'll do it. I got it.
Getting fired.
Getting fired.
Give it up, kid. Come on!
Give it up, kid. Come on!
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
Give me kisses.
Give me kisses.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go bug your teacher.
Go bug your teacher.
Go on, Mother. So, what happened?
Go on, Mother. So, what happened?
Go! Daddy won't come to Christmas, Christmas will come to Daddy.
Go! Daddy won't come to Christmas, Christmas will come to Daddy.
God forbid, it wasrt Bob Hope.
God forbid, it wasrt Bob Hope.
God, I hope he doesn't blow it.
God, I hope he doesn't blow it.
God, I'm wrong! Oh, man! To even think you'd go for a guy like me!
God, I'm wrong! Oh, man! To even think you'd go for a guy like me!
Gonna get some treats from the cabinet? Get some for me too.
Gonna get some treats from the cabinet? Get some for me too.
Good night, Prancer. Good night, Dancer.
Good night, Prancer. Good night, Dancer.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good shot, huh?
Good shot, huh?
Good.
Good.
Good. Make a scene. Here, throw this in her face.
Good. Make a scene. Here, throw this in her face.
Good. Quick, quick, slow. Good.
Good. Quick, quick, slow. Good.
Good. Thanks, doll. And a Merry Christmas to you too.
Good. Thanks, doll. And a Merry Christmas to you too.
Good. That makes me the cute one.
Good. That makes me the cute one.
Goodbye, Mollie.
Goodbye, Mollie.
Gosh, she forgot her pocketbook. Hey, Samantha!
Gosh, she forgot her pocketbook. Hey, Samantha!
Got any treats? I'm into treats.
Got any treats? I'm into treats.
Gotcha. Come on now, boy. No trouble.
Gotcha. Come on now, boy. No trouble.
Great. If he chews anything else...
Great. If he chews anything else...
Great. The Cornball Family.
Great. The Cornball Family.
Hang on!
Hang on!
Have a lovely, lovely evening.
Have a lovely, lovely evening.
He and Ms. Fortune 500 are shacked up...
He and Ms. Fortune 500 are shacked up...
He did it!
He did it!
He does fly. But, honey, he flies in an aeroplane.
He does fly. But, honey, he flies in an aeroplane.
He doesn't need to hurry, Mother. He's having an affair.
He doesn't need to hurry, Mother. He's having an affair.
He had friends.
He had friends.
He isn't offering a dental plan.
He isn't offering a dental plan.
He looks pretty cool.
He looks pretty cool.
He only eats Charles Jourdan, never my tennis shoes.
He only eats Charles Jourdan, never my tennis shoes.
He stays.
He stays.
He talks the talk, but can he walk the walk?
He talks the talk, but can he walk the walk?
He wants me to go there, plead my case this afternoon.
He wants me to go there, plead my case this afternoon.
He was too skinny. Probably didn't have any good treats.
He was too skinny. Probably didn't have any good treats.
He'll be home soon.
He'll be home soon.
He's a keeper. Talk to him.
He's a keeper. Talk to him.
He's cute.
He's cute.
He's decent, loyal. Everything I'm not.
He's decent, loyal. Everything I'm not.
He's *******. He's his ******* cousin.
He's *******. He's his ******* cousin.
He's kind of scrawny.
He's kind of scrawny.
He's not coming, is he?
He's not coming, is he?
He's picked up a few things.
He's picked up a few things.
He's so fuzzy.
He's so fuzzy.
Hello there, everyone!
Hello there, everyone!
Hello, baby!
Hello, baby!
Hello, honey.
Hello, honey.
Hello, James.
Hello, James.
Hello, James.
Hello, James.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. I am calling from Olympic Florist...
Hello. I am calling from Olympic Florist...
Her name is Daphne.
Her name is Daphne.
Here we are. This is where we live.
Here we are. This is where we live.
Here we go. Gonna play "chase the meat" again.
Here we go. Gonna play "chase the meat" again.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here! Over here! Look, look, see? I got this "sit" thing nailed.
Here! Over here! Look, look, see? I got this "sit" thing nailed.
Here's Julie.
Here's Julie.
Here's Santa.
Here's Santa.
Here's the thing. I got puppies out there.
Here's the thing. I got puppies out there.
Hey there, little fella.
Hey there, little fella.
Hey, all right.
Hey, all right.
Hey, come over here. Ask me.
Hey, come over here. Ask me.
Hey, do you think Santa would keep us apart on Christmas Eve?
Hey, do you think Santa would keep us apart on Christmas Eve?
Hey, guys?
Hey, guys?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, I smell kid's dad. Up this way.
Hey, I smell kid's dad. Up this way.
Hey, kid, it's great to see you.
Hey, kid, it's great to see you.
Hey, kid!
Hey, kid!
Hey, kid's mom! Let's do the "sit" thing.
Hey, kid's mom! Let's do the "sit" thing.
Hey, liver. Jeez, I could get used to this.
Hey, liver. Jeez, I could get used to this.
Hey, mama, on your way to Grandma's house?
Hey, mama, on your way to Grandma's house?
Hey, Mike, did you hear that?
Hey, Mike, did you hear that?
Hey, pal.
Hey, pal.
Hey, time for my walk, remember? I'm getting kind of squirmy here.
Hey, time for my walk, remember? I'm getting kind of squirmy here.
Hey, what is that? Come here.
Hey, what is that? Come here.
Hey, you! Beat it!
Hey, you! Beat it!
Hey! He threw a meatball!
Hey! He threw a meatball!
Hey! Mikey!
Hey! Mikey!
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
Him, Daddy. I want him.
Him, Daddy. I want him.
His name's Rocks.
His name's Rocks.
Hit the clicker!
Hit the clicker!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Honey, don't ruin it. Don't ruin the moment.
Honey, don't ruin it. Don't ruin the moment.
Honey, have a heart.
Honey, have a heart.
Honey, he'll be fine.
Honey, he'll be fine.
Honey, I'm crazy about you. I love you so much.
Honey, I'm crazy about you. I love you so much.
Honey, I'm really sorry.
Honey, I'm really sorry.
Honey, is that you?
Honey, is that you?
Honey, let's go to bed now.
Honey, let's go to bed now.
Honey, nice try.
Honey, nice try.
Honey, no. They're not even asleep yet.
Honey, no. They're not even asleep yet.
Honey, what are we doing?
Honey, what are we doing?
Honey, you know I can't dance.
Honey, you know I can't dance.
Honey, you used to love that song.
Honey, you used to love that song.
Honey! What were you doing?
Honey! What were you doing?
Honey?
Honey?
How clever.
How clever.
How dare you treat me like that?
How dare you treat me like that?
How did this happen?
How did this happen?
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
How do I know that? I can only trust. I have faith in you.
How do I know that? I can only trust. I have faith in you.
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you like that? That'll cool you off.
How do you like that? That'll cool you off.
How else would we get into a place like this?
How else would we get into a place like this?
How many times a week do I have to go to bed?
How many times a week do I have to go to bed?
How would you like to adopt a cute little pup?
How would you like to adopt a cute little pup?
How's Santa gonna find us here?
How's Santa gonna find us here?
How's the meeting?
How's the meeting?
I almost hate for this to end.
I almost hate for this to end.
I also had a lot of advantages. I went to the best schools.
I also had a lot of advantages. I went to the best schools.
I am so stupid! You probably have someone like...
I am so stupid! You probably have someone like...
I asked if it was my work and they said no, it was great.
I asked if it was my work and they said no, it was great.
I been hit by those. Hurts like hell, huh, Daffy?
I been hit by those. Hurts like hell, huh, Daffy?
I bit a cop.
I bit a cop.
I can see...
I can see...
I can sit down.
I can sit down.
I can sniff! I am not a poodle, I am a wild, marauding beast!
I can sniff! I am not a poodle, I am a wild, marauding beast!
I can't have an accident like a common mutt. It's too demeaning.
I can't have an accident like a common mutt. It's too demeaning.
I can't insult Samantha. This is the best job I've ever had.
I can't insult Samantha. This is the best job I've ever had.
I can't miss my family's Christmas.
I can't miss my family's Christmas.
I could speak 4 languages by the time I was 15.
I could speak 4 languages by the time I was 15.
I couldn't wear my uniform, so she had her driver buy me this jacket.
I couldn't wear my uniform, so she had her driver buy me this jacket.
I did everything I could to try to get out of this.
I did everything I could to try to get out of this.
I did it!
I did it!
I didn't mean it to sound that way.
I didn't mean it to sound that way.
I didn't mean to get us stuck out in the middle of nowhere...
I didn't mean to get us stuck out in the middle of nowhere...
I didn't want to tell you...
I didn't want to tell you...
I do everything. Tricks! Roll over!
I do everything. Tricks! Roll over!
I do just fine, thank you.
I do just fine, thank you.
I don't associate with mutts. I've got papers.
I don't associate with mutts. I've got papers.
I don't keep on bringing... Oh, honey, listen to us.
I don't keep on bringing... Oh, honey, listen to us.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know why they put my dish up so high, but they serve good food.
I don't know why they put my dish up so high, but they serve good food.
I don't know. This isn't us. We'd never do this.
I don't know. This isn't us. We'd never do this.
I don't need a bath. I just lick down there.
I don't need a bath. I just lick down there.
I don't trust her.
I don't trust her.
I don't want any stupid masters.
I don't want any stupid masters.
I don't want to brush my teeth. I brushed them Saturday.
I don't want to brush my teeth. I brushed them Saturday.
I don't want to go to bed.
I don't want to go to bed.
I feel so schlumpy around her. Do I have dog hair on me?
I feel so schlumpy around her. Do I have dog hair on me?
I got bones buried everywhere. I'll share them!
I got bones buried everywhere. I'll share them!
I got it! It's mine. No problem.
I got it! It's mine. No problem.
I got these things on my face to open. I can see!
I got these things on my face to open. I can see!
I got to talk to someone.
I got to talk to someone.
I gotta go. I better stop the driver.
I gotta go. I better stop the driver.
I hate this haircut. My butt is freezing!
I hate this haircut. My butt is freezing!
I have the answer to this question.
I have the answer to this question.
I have to get these shoes off. My toes are curling.
I have to get these shoes off. My toes are curling.
I hope you won't be gone very long.
I hope you won't be gone very long.
I just followed your scent.
I just followed your scent.
I just marked that spot. I'll do it again tomorrow.
I just marked that spot. I'll do it again tomorrow.
I knew it. He's not coming back.
I knew it. He's not coming back.
I know it.
I know it.
I know just the place. Follow me.
I know just the place. Follow me.
I know people. We could have her audited.
I know people. We could have her audited.
I know that smell. Cookies and dirt.
I know that smell. Cookies and dirt.
I know that you're not feeling so good right now, but...
I know that you're not feeling so good right now, but...
I know that.
I know that.
I know things not taught in school.
I know things not taught in school.
I know what I'll do.
I know what I'll do.
I know. Believe me, I know.
I know. Believe me, I know.
I know. I feel like I can't move.
I know. I feel like I can't move.
I like wolves.
I like wolves.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I may not be smart, but I know I'm out of here.
I may not be smart, but I know I'm out of here.
I mean, no way. Right?
I mean, no way. Right?
I mean, the point is, he is still a great dog.
I mean, the point is, he is still a great dog.
I miss you. I'm excited about seeing you tonight.
I miss you. I'm excited about seeing you tonight.
I must admit, there's a certain exhilaration to this leash less state.
I must admit, there's a certain exhilaration to this leash less state.
I need the address, please.
I need the address, please.
I need to be walked quite badly as a matter of fact.
I need to be walked quite badly as a matter of fact.
I promise I'll go straight.
I promise I'll go straight.
I promise you that we will buy you a dog.
I promise you that we will buy you a dog.
I pushed him to make him exactly what I wanted him to be.
I pushed him to make him exactly what I wanted him to be.
I said, "What if I'd been better? What would you have done? Shoot me?"
I said, "What if I'd been better? What would you have done? Shoot me?"
I smell fruitcake!
I smell fruitcake!
I spoke to Conti. After swearing he'd keep all our people...
I spoke to Conti. After swearing he'd keep all our people...
I suppose I did wonder about...
I suppose I did wonder about...
I think I'm sniffing. I'm inaling and I'm getting nothing.
I think I'm sniffing. I'm inaling and I'm getting nothing.
I think it goes a different way.
I think it goes a different way.
I think it's one where you know you're dreaming.
I think it's one where you know you're dreaming.
I think it's Santa.
I think it's Santa.
I think you're wonderful, but...
I think you're wonderful, but...
I thought two calzones were mating!
I thought two calzones were mating!
I thought you hated him.
I thought you hated him.
I told you, Santa doesn't want you to be a naughty girl.
I told you, Santa doesn't want you to be a naughty girl.
I used to love them. Now I hate them.
I used to love them. Now I hate them.
I want Daddy!
I want Daddy!
I want my daddy.
I want my daddy.
I want to be there too.
I want to be there too.
I want you now.
I want you now.
I wanted to slap her teeth out.
I wanted to slap her teeth out.
I was calming Julie.
I was calming Julie.
I was fired!
I was fired!
I was just kidding, okay?
I was just kidding, okay?
I was just thinking about Mikey.
I was just thinking about Mikey.
I was one.
I was one.
I will follow orders!
I will follow orders!
I won't hurt you.
I won't hurt you.
I won't lie: It's not the highlight of our evening.
I won't lie: It's not the highlight of our evening.
I would like a Ferrari Testa Rossa...
I would like a Ferrari Testa Rossa...
I'd be interested to know why.
I'd be interested to know why.
I'll be home in a few hours.
I'll be home in a few hours.
I'll be home very soon.
I'll be home very soon.
I'll be sending over her things.
I'll be sending over her things.
I'll buy you dinner.
I'll buy you dinner.
I'll call Mr. Conti. I bet his secretary will tell me where they are.
I'll call Mr. Conti. I bet his secretary will tell me where they are.
I'll come up with a couple of bills for you.
I'll come up with a couple of bills for you.
I'll even eat dog food.
I'll even eat dog food.
I'll even help out some blind guy with a pencil cup.
I'll even help out some blind guy with a pencil cup.
I'll have my manicure now, please.
I'll have my manicure now, please.
I'll just keep him as busy as I can.
I'll just keep him as busy as I can.
I'll let you open a present. Whichever one you want.
I'll let you open a present. Whichever one you want.
I'll never get my figure back. It's Cycle Four for me.
I'll never get my figure back. It's Cycle Four for me.
I'll never have breasts!
I'll never have breasts!
I'll put them to bed.
I'll put them to bed.
I'll take care of it later.
I'll take care of it later.
I'll tell you what I will do.
I'll tell you what I will do.
I'll tell you. You know how in Cub Scouts you have den mothers?
I'll tell you. You know how in Cub Scouts you have den mothers?
I'm frizzing. Brush while you blow, please.
I'm frizzing. Brush while you blow, please.
I'm getting a migraine.
I'm getting a migraine.
I'm going to lose my Kibbles 'n Bits.
I'm going to lose my Kibbles 'n Bits.
I'm gonna eat this meat and save you the fat, big boy.
I'm gonna eat this meat and save you the fat, big boy.
I'm gonna stay!
I'm gonna stay!
I'm homeless!
I'm homeless!
I'm in Reno.
I'm in Reno.
I'm in San Francisco, honey.
I'm in San Francisco, honey.
I'm just an inbred washout. I can't even smell... People!
I'm just an inbred washout. I can't even smell... People!
I'm neutered. I've humped my last leg.
I'm neutered. I've humped my last leg.
I'm not that kind of spaniel.
I'm not that kind of spaniel.
I'm picking up something weird over here.
I'm picking up something weird over here.
I'm scared! I'm going to pee.
I'm scared! I'm going to pee.
I'm sorry, you guys.
I'm sorry, you guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I wish I could be there. I feel like I can train him.
I'm sorry. I wish I could be there. I feel like I can train him.
I'm sorry. Mom won't let you in the house.
I'm sorry. Mom won't let you in the house.
I'm sorry. There must be some mistake.
I'm sorry. There must be some mistake.
I'm starving. Let's order.
I'm starving. Let's order.
I'm still peeling potatoes and a sock's stuck in the garbage disposal.
I'm still peeling potatoes and a sock's stuck in the garbage disposal.
I'm sure Santa wouldn't mind.
I'm sure Santa wouldn't mind.
I'm sure you'll find something.
I'm sure you'll find something.
I'm telling you. You're not in the clear, buddy.
I'm telling you. You're not in the clear, buddy.
I'm trying not to be a shrew and scream and hate her guts.
I'm trying not to be a shrew and scream and hate her guts.
I've been married to him long enough. I have ESP. He's freezing up.
I've been married to him long enough. I have ESP. He's freezing up.
I've coughed hairballs better looking than you.
I've coughed hairballs better looking than you.
I've gotta go board now.
I've gotta go board now.
I've seen enough. Bring the car around.
I've seen enough. Bring the car around.
If a guy asks me to Le Cirque and buys me a teddy, it's okay?
If a guy asks me to Le Cirque and buys me a teddy, it's okay?
If I take Rocks back, he'll be put to sleep.
If I take Rocks back, he'll be put to sleep.
If it's any consolation, I have cookies and eggnog.
If it's any consolation, I have cookies and eggnog.
If not for Rocks, we wouldn't be here together.
If not for Rocks, we wouldn't be here together.
If there was any other way, but, I mean, 3000 people?
If there was any other way, but, I mean, 3000 people?
If there was, wouldn't he let Daddy be with us?
If there was, wouldn't he let Daddy be with us?
If you insist.
If you insist.
If you walk out that door, I will personally guarantee...
If you walk out that door, I will personally guarantee...
In my stomach, because I would have eaten me already.
In my stomach, because I would have eaten me already.
Is everybody okay?
Is everybody okay?
Is it just me, or was she...
Is it just me, or was she...
Is that Daphne?
Is that Daphne?
Is that kibble on your hat?
Is that kibble on your hat?
Is that sleigh bells?
Is that sleigh bells?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it great?
Isn't she a wonderful dog?
Isn't she a wonderful dog?
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It does this.
It does this.
It is tonight. Good night.
It is tonight. Good night.
It turned out that he hadrt played gin rummy the whole time.
It turned out that he hadrt played gin rummy the whole time.
It was a lovely evening.
It was a lovely evening.
It was me, Rocks. I did it.
It was me, Rocks. I did it.
It was only a matter of time. This home stuff was too good to last.
It was only a matter of time. This home stuff was too good to last.
It'll be okay.
It'll be okay.
It'll be tough. I live here.
It'll be tough. I live here.
It's a hat.
It's a hat.
It's a hat. Let's put it on.
It's a hat. Let's put it on.
It's better than chasing hubcaps. Do it again.
It's better than chasing hubcaps. Do it again.
It's Daphne, you tick magnet.
It's Daphne, you tick magnet.
It's from Conti. You read it. I can't see without my glasses.
It's from Conti. You read it. I can't see without my glasses.
It's fun. It's chasing without the stupid running.
It's fun. It's chasing without the stupid running.
It's getting bright out. We should get back.
It's getting bright out. We should get back.
It's just a story.
It's just a story.
It's just a story.
It's just a story.
It's just me, huh?
It's just me, huh?
It's mud. When the wet stuff comes down and hits the dirt.
It's mud. When the wet stuff comes down and hits the dirt.
It's not like I never spent the night outside before.
It's not like I never spent the night outside before.
It's not like we can't live off my paycheck. We have a hundred times.
It's not like we can't live off my paycheck. We have a hundred times.
It's not spit up or anything. It's just...
It's not spit up or anything. It's just...
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's obvious, isn't it?
It's obvious, isn't it?
It's okay, kid. I don't belong here.
It's okay, kid. I don't belong here.
It's our home.
It's our home.
It's probably more clothes.
It's probably more clothes.
It's showtime.
It's showtime.
It's so ex citing out there.
It's so ex citing out there.
It's stupid. We had to make a collage of things we asked Santa for.
It's stupid. We had to make a collage of things we asked Santa for.
It's that other moron, Rocks. He pees all over...
It's that other moron, Rocks. He pees all over...
It's the Suns. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.
It's the Suns. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.
It's you I like. It's not Samantha.
It's you I like. It's not Samantha.
James better hurry. That bird's ready to come out.
James better hurry. That bird's ready to come out.
James, I feel absolutely ghastly about this.
James, I feel absolutely ghastly about this.
James?
James?
James. Honey?
James. Honey?
Jeez! Like you never sniffed a butt.
Jeez! Like you never sniffed a butt.
Jerry! Stop! Jerry, stop!
Jerry! Stop! Jerry, stop!
Julie Christina Ubriacco!
Julie Christina Ubriacco!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Just gotta grit your teeth and slog through it.
Just gotta grit your teeth and slog through it.
Just keep your eyes on the road...
Just keep your eyes on the road...
Just leave the lady alone, unless you want to get spayed the hard way.
Just leave the lady alone, unless you want to get spayed the hard way.
Just tell me the truth.
Just tell me the truth.
Kid, shoot one of them round, meaty things my way.
Kid, shoot one of them round, meaty things my way.
Kid! Don't go away!
Kid! Don't go away!
Kid! You know me, don't you?
Kid! You know me, don't you?
Kids, listen to Mommy. Go in your rooms...
Kids, listen to Mommy. Go in your rooms...
Kill!
Kill!
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Let me drive. Sit in back and act like you don't know me.
Let me drive. Sit in back and act like you don't know me.
Let me look at you.
Let me look at you.
Let me out of here! Let me out!
Let me out of here! Let me out!
Let me see what's in there.
Let me see what's in there.
Let's go and open some of the gifts that Grandma and Grandpa brought.
Let's go and open some of the gifts that Grandma and Grandpa brought.
Let's open some presents. Look what's in this. Open this one.
Let's open some presents. Look what's in this. Open this one.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see. You look so pretty!
Let's see. You look so pretty!
Let's start with something easy. "Sit" is very popular.
Let's start with something easy. "Sit" is very popular.
Let's talk after school.
Let's talk after school.
Listen to me, James. You are a very impressive man.
Listen to me, James. You are a very impressive man.
Lock the door.
Lock the door.
Look alive, guys! We got masters!
Look alive, guys! We got masters!
Look at that face! Mikey, you want to open another one?
Look at that face! Mikey, you want to open another one?
Look at this cut of meat.
Look at this cut of meat.
Look at those. Extra crunchy. Wrap them up, I'll take them to go.
Look at those. Extra crunchy. Wrap them up, I'll take them to go.
Look at your hair. I can't believe I trust you with mine.
Look at your hair. I can't believe I trust you with mine.
Look on the floor. They were here. I left them here.
Look on the floor. They were here. I left them here.
Look out for that pud...
Look out for that pud...
Look what we got, Mom.
Look what we got, Mom.
Look, here come the three kings. It must be a miracle.
Look, here come the three kings. It must be a miracle.
Look, honey, they like each other.
Look, honey, they like each other.
Look, I'm just gonna walk into town and rent a car, okay?
Look, I'm just gonna walk into town and rent a car, okay?
Look, there's lots of pine cones here. I'm gonna gather some up for us.
Look, there's lots of pine cones here. I'm gonna gather some up for us.
Look! They like each other.
Look! They like each other.
Losers! Losers!
Losers! Losers!
Lousy dog cop!
Lousy dog cop!
Ma, check it out.
Ma, check it out.
Ma, I am just gonna call the sitter.
Ma, I am just gonna call the sitter.
Ma, will you put the onions in some Tupperware? Come on, let's move it!
Ma, will you put the onions in some Tupperware? Come on, let's move it!
Magic's for babies.
Magic's for babies.
Man, am I exhausted!
Man, am I exhausted!
Man, I can't believe it. I always wanted to fly a Falcon.
Man, I can't believe it. I always wanted to fly a Falcon.
Man.
Man.
May I?
May I?
Maybe he hasn't. But when he is...
Maybe he hasn't. But when he is...
Maybe he's already been born.
Maybe he's already been born.
Maybe I do need a master.
Maybe I do need a master.
Maybe I'll just dig out the middle.
Maybe I'll just dig out the middle.
Maybe they went to the bathroom.
Maybe they went to the bathroom.
Maybe. I don't know. I've been around.
Maybe. I don't know. I've been around.
Me? They call me "No."
Me? They call me "No."
Meals on wheels.
Meals on wheels.
Merry Christmas, Daddy!
Merry Christmas, Daddy!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Merry Christmas, guys.
Merry Christmas, guys.
Merry Christmas, honey.
Merry Christmas, honey.
Merry Christmas, Samantha.
Merry Christmas, Samantha.
Merry Christmas, Tom. Merry Christmas, Dave.
Merry Christmas, Tom. Merry Christmas, Dave.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Mike, hold on. Honey, open the door.
Mike, hold on. Honey, open the door.
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mike, will you please open the door?
Mike, will you please open the door?
Mike, you want to know the truth, right?
Mike, you want to know the truth, right?
Mikey, wow. Finally, a dog.
Mikey, wow. Finally, a dog.
Mikey?
Mikey?
Mollie, this is Samantha D'Bonne, my new boss.
Mollie, this is Samantha D'Bonne, my new boss.
Mollie! Mollie!
Mollie! Mollie!
Mollie's gonna hate me for this...
Mollie's gonna hate me for this...
Mom knew her cousin a little too well, huh?
Mom knew her cousin a little too well, huh?
Mom says someday I can get another dog.
Mom says someday I can get another dog.
Mom says you have to go away.
Mom says you have to go away.
Mom, can I kill her?
Mom, can I kill her?
Mom, can Rocks stay with us now?
Mom, can Rocks stay with us now?
Mom, it was her fault.
Mom, it was her fault.
Mom, want to play teacups?
Mom, want to play teacups?
Mom? Where's Dad?
Mom? Where's Dad?
Mom.
Mom.
Mom. Mom, look out!
Mom. Mom, look out!
Mommy found another doggie.
Mommy found another doggie.
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy's gonna figure out how to get us out of here.
Mommy's gonna figure out how to get us out of here.
Mommy's gotta go get the dogs before they run away.
Mommy's gotta go get the dogs before they run away.
Most girls are obsessed with ponies, not sweaty men making jump shots.
Most girls are obsessed with ponies, not sweaty men making jump shots.
Move it! My masters need help.
Move it! My masters need help.
Move on this.
Move on this.
Mr. Conti is in the Bahamas with his family.
Mr. Conti is in the Bahamas with his family.
Mr. Conti's office.
Mr. Conti's office.
Mr. Martin. I know why he recommended me.
Mr. Martin. I know why he recommended me.
Ms. D'Bonne is the president.
Ms. D'Bonne is the president.
Ms. D'Bonne's office, please.
Ms. D'Bonne's office, please.
Mud. You never seen mud before?
Mud. You never seen mud before?
My God! My dog is a genius!
My God! My dog is a genius!
My mistress is kind. Your child is demon spawn.
My mistress is kind. Your child is demon spawn.
My new masters.
My new masters.
My parents will be here in less than an hour.
My parents will be here in less than an hour.
My poor nerves.
My poor nerves.
My son kind of splattered me this morning.
My son kind of splattered me this morning.
Never mess with a street dog, you wuss.
Never mess with a street dog, you wuss.
New York Centre, Fox Juliet, flight level 4 1 0. Roger.
New York Centre, Fox Juliet, flight level 4 1 0. Roger.
New York Centre.
New York Centre.
Next month alone, we'll be flying to Rome...
Next month alone, we'll be flying to Rome...
Next to some guy who was eating it.
Next to some guy who was eating it.
Nice butt. No offense, no offense!
Nice butt. No offense, no offense!
Nice jacket.
Nice jacket.
Nice wolf.
Nice wolf.
Nice wolf.
Nice wolf.
Nice wolf.
Nice wolf.
Nine years and they give me a cactus.
Nine years and they give me a cactus.
No need for applause. Just throw treats.
No need for applause. Just throw treats.
No one's going anywhere tonight.
No one's going anywhere tonight.
No, I can't, I'm desperate! Oh, God, she's in a coma.
No, I can't, I'm desperate! Oh, God, she's in a coma.
No, I don't want to play teacups. Good night.
No, I don't want to play teacups. Good night.
No, I'm a Vulcan.
No, I'm a Vulcan.
No, thank you. We can't sleep here. We have to find my husband tonight.
No, thank you. We can't sleep here. We have to find my husband tonight.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. All right.
No. All right.
No. And no, I didn't have any plans for tonight.
No. And no, I didn't have any plans for tonight.
No. I'll give him one more chance.
No. I'll give him one more chance.
No. I'm so fat these days, I look like an English sheepdog.
No. I'm so fat these days, I look like an English sheepdog.
No. If I'm really honest, I actually don't know how.
No. If I'm really honest, I actually don't know how.
No. No way.
No. No way.
No. What's another word they say all the time to you?
No. What's another word they say all the time to you?
Not a boy. I hate boys.
Not a boy. I hate boys.
Not before dinner.
Not before dinner.
Not the neck! I hate that.
Not the neck! I hate that.
Not with America's most overtrained dog as your teacher.
Not with America's most overtrained dog as your teacher.
Not!
Not!
Nothing, honey. Mike, please, just do me this favour.
Nothing, honey. Mike, please, just do me this favour.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. At least he swore nothing happened.
Nothing. At least he swore nothing happened.
Now if I was food, where would I be?
Now if I was food, where would I be?
Now somewhere out there is the absolute perfect dog for you.
Now somewhere out there is the absolute perfect dog for you.
Now what am I gonna do?
Now what am I gonna do?
Now, in your heart...
Now, in your heart...
Now, wait. Later I met some of the girls.
Now, wait. Later I met some of the girls.
Now, you stop that!
Now, you stop that!
Of course.
Of course.
Oh, Albert!
Oh, Albert!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, dear. This is going to be difficult.
Oh, dear. This is going to be difficult.
Oh, God. Honey.
Oh, God. Honey.
Oh, God. Mollie!
Oh, God. Mollie!
Oh, honey, he's trying real hard to get back tonight.
Oh, honey, he's trying real hard to get back tonight.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey...
Oh, honey...
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, James.
Oh, James.
Oh, James.
Oh, James.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, Mikey, Mikey.
Oh, Mikey, Mikey.
Oh, Mollie.
Oh, Mollie.
Oh, my! What a set of paws.
Oh, my! What a set of paws.
Oh, no, no, no. There is absolutely no possible way I could...
Oh, no, no, no. There is absolutely no possible way I could...
Oh, no. There's one downstairs in the kitchen, to the right.
Oh, no. There's one downstairs in the kitchen, to the right.
Oh, Rocks! How did you find us?
Oh, Rocks! How did you find us?
Oh, Samantha, it's Christmas Eve. I can't.
Oh, Samantha, it's Christmas Eve. I can't.
Oh, Trooper.
Oh, Trooper.
Oh, well, I'm a lady. I can hold it.
Oh, well, I'm a lady. I can hold it.
Oh, yeah? Well, a Merry Christmas to you too, you rude bimbo!
Oh, yeah? Well, a Merry Christmas to you too, you rude bimbo!
Oh, you don't?
Oh, you don't?
Okay, Alvin?
Okay, Alvin?
Okay, but nothing fancy. Just a paper napkin place.
Okay, but nothing fancy. Just a paper napkin place.
Okay, good try. I know. I have an idea.
Okay, good try. I know. I have an idea.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, I didn't mean to steal that Frisbee.
Okay, I didn't mean to steal that Frisbee.
Okay, I drool more than some of the other guys.
Okay, I drool more than some of the other guys.
Okay, Rocks, where are they? Are we getting close?
Okay, Rocks, where are they? Are we getting close?
Okay, whatever you want to do, but...
Okay, whatever you want to do, but...
Okay, you guys are busy. I'll go right here, no problem.
Okay, you guys are busy. I'll go right here, no problem.
Okay. But the one that we choose not to keep goes.
Okay. But the one that we choose not to keep goes.
Okay. Front paws stiff. Butt on floor.
Okay. Front paws stiff. Butt on floor.
Okay. Just don't sound too thrilled about it, will you?
Okay. Just don't sound too thrilled about it, will you?
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Well, tell you what we're gonna do.
Okay. Well, tell you what we're gonna do.
Once upon a time, there was a princess and she moved to Queens. The end.
Once upon a time, there was a princess and she moved to Queens. The end.
Once you get past the fleas, he's charming.
Once you get past the fleas, he's charming.
Ooh, I love the smell of fear.
Ooh, I love the smell of fear.
Or I will fix you.
Or I will fix you.
Otherwise, you'd be freezing your tushy off right now.
Otherwise, you'd be freezing your tushy off right now.
Over the past few months, I have watched you bloom.
Over the past few months, I have watched you bloom.
Ow! My tail!
Ow! My tail!
Permit me to walk you to your door.
Permit me to walk you to your door.
Pink! Mine's pink today. That's festive.
Pink! Mine's pink today. That's festive.
Play with me in the mud!
Play with me in the mud!
Play with your rocks later.
Play with your rocks later.
Please don't send Rocks away.
Please don't send Rocks away.
Please wake up!
Please wake up!
Please? I'll eat shoelaces and vegetables.
Please? I'll eat shoelaces and vegetables.
Powder Puff, how about we nose through the garbage?
Powder Puff, how about we nose through the garbage?
Put a sock in it.
Put a sock in it.
Put him back. That's my brother.
Put him back. That's my brother.
Q tip head dog.
Q tip head dog.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quick, quick, slow.
Quit brushing her. She already looks like a Q tip.
Quit brushing her. She already looks like a Q tip.
Radcliffe, honey. Radcliffe.
Radcliffe, honey. Radcliffe.
Radcliffe, wow.
Radcliffe, wow.
Ralph, you're current on the Falcon, right?
Ralph, you're current on the Falcon, right?
Really for Mikey and Julie.
Really for Mikey and Julie.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Good. You have your driver's license with you?
Really? Good. You have your driver's license with you?
Remember when Mommy told you the story about Peter and the wolf?
Remember when Mommy told you the story about Peter and the wolf?
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Right hand, green.
Right hand, green.
Rip his throat out!
Rip his throat out!
Rocks, come back!
Rocks, come back!
Rocks, I don't feel so good.
Rocks, I don't feel so good.
Rocks, let's go.
Rocks, let's go.
Rocks, roll over.
Rocks, roll over.
Rocks, you're hurt! Look at your paws and your ears.
Rocks, you're hurt! Look at your paws and your ears.
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks! Here, boy!
Rocks! Here, boy!
Rocks! Oh, no! No!
Rocks! Oh, no! No!
Rocks! That's it. That's your name.
Rocks! That's it. That's your name.
Rocks! You have eaten your last shoe around this house!
Rocks! You have eaten your last shoe around this house!
Rocks? How come Rocks?
Rocks? How come Rocks?
Roll over, like this.
Roll over, like this.
Run! I'll take care of these guys.
Run! I'll take care of these guys.
Said they played gin rummy the whole time.
Said they played gin rummy the whole time.
Samantha has brought us a big surprise.
Samantha has brought us a big surprise.
Samantha ought to know. She recommended the place.
Samantha ought to know. She recommended the place.
Samantha's office won't give me the number where they are.
Samantha's office won't give me the number where they are.
Same to you, pal.
Same to you, pal.
Santa is magic.
Santa is magic.
Santa is not mad at you. Now listen to Teddy.
Santa is not mad at you. Now listen to Teddy.
Santa is really...
Santa is really...
Santa is...
Santa is...
Santa, I can't think of any present I'd rather have than you.
Santa, I can't think of any present I'd rather have than you.
Santa?
Santa?
Santa's right outside. He's right above our head. Can't you hear it?
Santa's right outside. He's right above our head. Can't you hear it?
Schwing!
Schwing!
Scotch?
Scotch?
See? I told you Mommy had a big, important job with Santa.
See? I told you Mommy had a big, important job with Santa.
Seven? You don't look a day over 5.
Seven? You don't look a day over 5.
She bought it for you?
She bought it for you?
She dumps this dog on this family without even consulting me?
She dumps this dog on this family without even consulting me?
She practically offered him Taster's Choice.
She practically offered him Taster's Choice.
She yells the most when he gets the ones in boxes.
She yells the most when he gets the ones in boxes.
She's got looks, brains.
She's got looks, brains.
She's just being nice.
She's just being nice.
She's purebred and trained at the Radcliffe of obedience schools.
She's purebred and trained at the Radcliffe of obedience schools.
She's smart enough to find me here. That's our dog!
She's smart enough to find me here. That's our dog!
She's teasing me. She bought this jacket for me.
She's teasing me. She bought this jacket for me.
Should we be worried? Mike?
Should we be worried? Mike?
Silly.
Silly.
Silly. "No" isn't your name! That's what they say when you're bad.
Silly. "No" isn't your name! That's what they say when you're bad.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Six months in Miami, I return to the The Twilight Zone.
Six months in Miami, I return to the The Twilight Zone.
Six, seven...
Six, seven...
Slow.
Slow.
Snap out of it, honey. Arert you bored with that tape yet?
Snap out of it, honey. Arert you bored with that tape yet?
Sniff. No, that's snort.
Sniff. No, that's snort.
So here they are.
So here they are.
So how did this happen?
So how did this happen?
So nobody wants me?
So nobody wants me?
So sing a nice loud Christmas song so Mommy can hear you.
So sing a nice loud Christmas song so Mommy can hear you.
So while I am here, peeling thousands of little pearl onions...
So while I am here, peeling thousands of little pearl onions...
So you work for Majique. That's a big corporation.
So you work for Majique. That's a big corporation.
So you'll keep me feeling guilty.
So you'll keep me feeling guilty.
So, what do you think, hon? We should find him a new home?
So, what do you think, hon? We should find him a new home?
So, what if he's not the smartest dog in the world?
So, what if he's not the smartest dog in the world?
Some sort of what?
Some sort of what?
Some things in life are magic.
Some things in life are magic.
Someday you will.
Someday you will.
Something will come for you.
Something will come for you.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about the suit.
Sorry about the suit.
Sorry, fella. It's time to go.
Sorry, fella. It's time to go.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry? I like it!
Sorry? I like it!
Sorry. He'll be back soon.
Sorry. He'll be back soon.
Spot here got liver.
Spot here got liver.
Step on me, lady, you get a nose in the crotch.
Step on me, lady, you get a nose in the crotch.
Stinky dog!
Stinky dog!
Stop this thing!
Stop this thing!
Sucker.
Sucker.
Swallowed a bug!
Swallowed a bug!
Sweetheart? Oh, baby!
Sweetheart? Oh, baby!
Sweetie, you remember in the war...
Sweetie, you remember in the war...
Take him, don't take him.
Take him, don't take him.
Take... What's her name?
Take... What's her name?
Thank God!
Thank God!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That goob's been up there for an hour. Get him off.
That goob's been up there for an hour. Get him off.
That is a joke.
That is a joke.
That is make believe, honey. Remember when we talked about make believe?
That is make believe, honey. Remember when we talked about make believe?
That is not a good idea. It's my fault anyway.
That is not a good idea. It's my fault anyway.
That makes me feel a lot better.
That makes me feel a lot better.
That was 8 billion years ago! I never see him.
That was 8 billion years ago! I never see him.
That would be nice, but...
That would be nice, but...
That's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
That's him! That's my husband!
That's him! That's my husband!
That's no dog.
That's no dog.
That's not a story.
That's not a story.
That's right.
That's right.
That's the way it goes, isn't it?
That's the way it goes, isn't it?
That's what they've been babbling about?
That's what they've been babbling about?
That's why I'm calling.
That's why I'm calling.
The basketball man isn't make believe and they can fly.
The basketball man isn't make believe and they can fly.
The fur's gonna fly.
The fur's gonna fly.
The green tea ice cream goes great with lobster sauce.
The green tea ice cream goes great with lobster sauce.
The hell it ain't. That's my family.
The hell it ain't. That's my family.
The king of the kennel!
The king of the kennel!
The master?
The master?
The moon too.
The moon too.
The nerve! Coming in and treating us like a kennel.
The nerve! Coming in and treating us like a kennel.
The one that doesn't, we find another home for.
The one that doesn't, we find another home for.
The one that works out, stays.
The one that works out, stays.
The oozy gooey ness of it. It's so...
The oozy gooey ness of it. It's so...
The phone is out, huh? You are unbelievable.
The phone is out, huh? You are unbelievable.
The real Santa's busy, so he sends these...
The real Santa's busy, so he sends these...
The sooner we go to sleep, the sooner Christmas will come.
The sooner we go to sleep, the sooner Christmas will come.
Their parents did it to them, they did it to me. It was fine.
Their parents did it to them, they did it to me. It was fine.
Then it's a big nap.
Then it's a big nap.
Then they grow on you, and then you can't live without them.
Then they grow on you, and then you can't live without them.
There are some cots in the back you could use.
There are some cots in the back you could use.
There is no Santa, is there?
There is no Santa, is there?
There is no Santa.
There is no Santa.
There we go.
There we go.
There you go.
There you go.
There's a fax machine here. Oh, what's this?
There's a fax machine here. Oh, what's this?
There's another one! Go for it!
There's another one! Go for it!
There's gotta be treats around fat people.
There's gotta be treats around fat people.
There's Samantha!
There's Samantha!
There's that "Rocks" thing.
There's that "Rocks" thing.
There's the holiday spirit.
There's the holiday spirit.
They can't fly, either. But they can jump really high.
They can't fly, either. But they can jump really high.
They haven't been properly trained, or groomed, or...
They haven't been properly trained, or groomed, or...
They said I was the best, which is why I was most expensive.
They said I was the best, which is why I was most expensive.
They should have gone to the bathroom before we left, right?
They should have gone to the bathroom before we left, right?
They'll know my wife put me in this suit. It's the colour of poo.
They'll know my wife put me in this suit. It's the colour of poo.
They're a full time job.
They're a full time job.
They're all over!
They're all over!
They're coming from a Mr...
They're coming from a Mr...
They're gone? I can't believe it.
They're gone? I can't believe it.
They're hideous.
They're hideous.
They're just big dogs who walk funny. You take care of them.
They're just big dogs who walk funny. You take care of them.
They're not mine. They're your brothers and sisters.
They're not mine. They're your brothers and sisters.
They're probably outside the door, playing teacups.
They're probably outside the door, playing teacups.
They're ruining this city.
They're ruining this city.
They're treating me like I'm some wacko!
They're treating me like I'm some wacko!
Things? A dog has things?
Things? A dog has things?
This is great! What a day! I get a job and you get... Oh, man!
This is great! What a day! I get a job and you get... Oh, man!
This is my chair, this is my cup...
This is my chair, this is my cup...
This is my mother in law. Rosie, Samantha.
This is my mother in law. Rosie, Samantha.
This is my son, Mike.
This is my son, Mike.
This is the tie I'm going to wear.
This is the tie I'm going to wear.
This is totally filthy!
This is totally filthy!
This is why we don't run around all wet.
This is why we don't run around all wet.
This is your responsibility. You brought these dogs here, you fix it.
This is your responsibility. You brought these dogs here, you fix it.
This isn't good.
This isn't good.
This isn't me. I want to be myself.
This isn't me. I want to be myself.
This line is dead. Do you have another line?
This line is dead. Do you have another line?
This music is driving me nuts. I want to hurt Bing Crosby.
This music is driving me nuts. I want to hurt Bing Crosby.
This was sitting on a park bench.
This was sitting on a park bench.
This way.
This way.
Those girls had been around the block...
Those girls had been around the block...
Too late. He's on the runway.
Too late. He's on the runway.
Too late. Here comes Dave.
Too late. Here comes Dave.
Touch a present and you'll be hunting gophers for dinner.
Touch a present and you'll be hunting gophers for dinner.
Trust me. I smell worse wet than I do dry.
Trust me. I smell worse wet than I do dry.
Try guilty.
Try guilty.
Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll.
Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll.
Two nuns walk into a bar...
Two nuns walk into a bar...
Unbelievably, incredibly, endlessly bad dog!
Unbelievably, incredibly, endlessly bad dog!
Wait a minute. Nice cushy thing to sleep on. A little lumpy.
Wait a minute. Nice cushy thing to sleep on. A little lumpy.
Wait a minute. What is it?
Wait a minute. What is it?
Wait until you taste their moo goo gai pan.
Wait until you taste their moo goo gai pan.
Wait, wait. I think I'm picking up on something here.
Wait, wait. I think I'm picking up on something here.
Wait! Princess.
Wait! Princess.
Wait! You'll end up in Guam.
Wait! You'll end up in Guam.
Wait. No. Honey...
Wait. No. Honey...
Want to bet?
Want to bet?
Warm. Dry. No puddles.
Warm. Dry. No puddles.
Was? I take you to the best dumpster in town...
Was? I take you to the best dumpster in town...
Wasrt there ever anything you really wanted?
Wasrt there ever anything you really wanted?
Watch it, pussy. I'm walking here.
Watch it, pussy. I'm walking here.
Watch out for her. She's real flirty. I know about girls like that.
Watch out for her. She's real flirty. I know about girls like that.
Way to go, Daphne!
Way to go, Daphne!
We actually got attacked by wolves.
We actually got attacked by wolves.
We already talked about this.
We already talked about this.
We don't need no dog dishes.
We don't need no dog dishes.
We want to stay that way. Jerry might do it. He's single.
We want to stay that way. Jerry might do it. He's single.
We were doing this kind of "Bash Brothers" thing...
We were doing this kind of "Bash Brothers" thing...
We were in France, at a fancy restaurant.
We were in France, at a fancy restaurant.
We'll have to work through this weekend.
We'll have to work through this weekend.
We'll just see about that!
We'll just see about that!
We're all posturing, making threats. Business as usual.
We're all posturing, making threats. Business as usual.
We're going to France tonight.
We're going to France tonight.
We're in Dallas.
We're in Dallas.
We're on this flight, and they're having a party...
We're on this flight, and they're having a party...
Well, be cool. Here comes the doorman.
Well, be cool. Here comes the doorman.
Well, how come your grandfather's nose glows?
Well, how come your grandfather's nose glows?
Well, I have this one chance. He has this cabin upstate.
Well, I have this one chance. He has this cabin upstate.
Well, James, since we're stuck here, we might as well relax.
Well, James, since we're stuck here, we might as well relax.
Well, Mollie...
Well, Mollie...
Well, Mother, what would you believe?
Well, Mother, what would you believe?
Well, Mother!
Well, Mother!
Well, okay, then I will get you a stick.
Well, okay, then I will get you a stick.
Well, Rocks, thank you for a wonderful evening.
Well, Rocks, thank you for a wonderful evening.
Well, Santa has...
Well, Santa has...
Well, there's the wolf. Where is that crazy Peter when you need him?
Well, there's the wolf. Where is that crazy Peter when you need him?
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Well, what do you do for fun? Shed?
Well, what do you do for fun? Shed?
Well, you do have a sweet side, don't you?
Well, you do have a sweet side, don't you?
Well, you just do it the same way.
Well, you just do it the same way.
Well, you know, regular high school. Boys.
Well, you know, regular high school. Boys.
What a guy. What do you got?
What a guy. What do you got?
What a tiny kennel.
What a tiny kennel.
What about my leash?
What about my leash?
What about the moon?
What about the moon?
What about this guy?
What about this guy?
What are you colouring?
What are you colouring?
What are you gonna say? "They're just up the road...
What are you gonna say? "They're just up the road...
What are you standing there for? Mom's personal best friend, Santa...
What are you standing there for? Mom's personal best friend, Santa...
What better way to show my thanks to my mother in law...
What better way to show my thanks to my mother in law...
What cabin?
What cabin?
What can I say? I'm a hound.
What can I say? I'm a hound.
What can I say? It's a power trip. Uh oh, busted.
What can I say? It's a power trip. Uh oh, busted.
What can we do to make you feel better?
What can we do to make you feel better?
What did any of us do?
What did any of us do?
What did I do?
What did I do?
What do you mean I'm being audited? It's not even tax season!
What do you mean I'm being audited? It's not even tax season!
What do you mean, tricks? It's too late.
What do you mean, tricks? It's too late.
What do you think about the world at large?
What do you think about the world at large?
What do you want? You want a pizza pie?
What do you want? You want a pizza pie?
What does he see in these smelly things?
What does he see in these smelly things?
What happened?
What happened?
What if Santa thinks it is?
What if Santa thinks it is?
What is that look?
What is that look?
What is that? Ice cream headache! Pain! Pain!
What is that? Ice cream headache! Pain! Pain!
What is this? This all seems like some kind of...
What is this? This all seems like some kind of...
What kind of dog was that?
What kind of dog was that?
What will the girls at the hydrant say?
What will the girls at the hydrant say?
What would you like Santa to bring you this Christmas?
What would you like Santa to bring you this Christmas?
What you don't know was he was on that island alone...
What you don't know was he was on that island alone...
What, do you miss Rocks?
What, do you miss Rocks?
What, no bubbles?
What, no bubbles?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No way. Take me, I'm yours!
What? No way. Take me, I'm yours!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? Where are they taking everybody?
What's going on? Where are they taking everybody?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's this guy doing here?
What's this guy doing here?
What's this, metal food?
What's this, metal food?
What's this?
What's this?
What's with you?
What's with you?
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
When he gets nervous, he gets honest.
When he gets nervous, he gets honest.
When I think about it, Samantha never let me run free, or petted me...
When I think about it, Samantha never let me run free, or petted me...
When I was 15, I was flunking English.
When I was 15, I was flunking English.
When I was little, I was usually at boarding school.
When I was little, I was usually at boarding school.
When I was young, I had one of those greyhound hardbodies.
When I was young, I had one of those greyhound hardbodies.
When will you be home?
When will you be home?
Where are you going? Where did you go?
Where are you going? Where did you go?
Where were your folks?
Where were your folks?
Where you don't fight for food, and people don't throw you into trucks.
Where you don't fight for food, and people don't throw you into trucks.
Where'd he get the jacket? He looks...
Where'd he get the jacket? He looks...
Where's Rocks?
Where's Rocks?
Where's your collage?
Where's your collage?
Who are you, his mother?
Who are you, his mother?
Who cares if he can sit down?
Who cares if he can sit down?
Who cares? She was a dog anyway.
Who cares? She was a dog anyway.
Who needs a beggar in the family? Or lie down?
Who needs a beggar in the family? Or lie down?
Who needs masters? I can take care of myself.
Who needs masters? I can take care of myself.
Whoa! Is she in heat, or what?
Whoa! Is she in heat, or what?
Why didn't you do your assignment?
Why didn't you do your assignment?
Why don't I have a good feeling about this?
Why don't I have a good feeling about this?
Why don't we keep them both for now.
Why don't we keep them both for now.
Why'd you have to go and chew on her shoes?
Why'd you have to go and chew on her shoes?
Will he be here for Christmas?
Will he be here for Christmas?
Will you stop messing me up!
Will you stop messing me up!
Yeah, and a merry to you too.
Yeah, and a merry to you too.
Yeah, doll, that's it. That's it.
Yeah, doll, that's it. That's it.
Yeah, everything's cool.
Yeah, everything's cool.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Yeah? You gonna send some monkey around to bust my knees?
Yeah? You gonna send some monkey around to bust my knees?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Home.
Yeah. Home.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Yes, he scores!
Yes, he scores!
Yes, we could. Like, how to pick up your room.
Yes, we could. Like, how to pick up your room.
Yes, we talked but we didn't decide. Now we have two dogs.
Yes, we talked but we didn't decide. Now we have two dogs.
Yes! I am the king!
Yes! I am the king!
Yes. Mike, it's your dad!
Yes. Mike, it's your dad!
Yes. There is, honey.
Yes. There is, honey.
Yet people who have flown with you insist that I meet you.
Yet people who have flown with you insist that I meet you.
Yo, I can help you meet chicks. I got this Lassie thing down.
Yo, I can help you meet chicks. I got this Lassie thing down.
You always bug me.
You always bug me.
You always say that.
You always say that.
You are one smart cookie, you know?
You are one smart cookie, you know?
You are smart. If you'd pay attention, you could learn...
You are smart. If you'd pay attention, you could learn...
You can call me Spot or Measles.
You can call me Spot or Measles.
You can dance. This is our dream.
You can dance. This is our dream.
You can help yourselves.
You can help yourselves.
You can't even pee right.
You can't even pee right.
You deserve better than some...
You deserve better than some...
You did?
You did?
You dolls always say that. Forget your diet. Let's get Italian.
You dolls always say that. Forget your diet. Let's get Italian.
You don't have much faith if you keep bringing it up.
You don't have much faith if you keep bringing it up.
You don't have to socialize with her.
You don't have to socialize with her.
You don't have to. It's my job.
You don't have to. It's my job.
You don't know how to write?
You don't know how to write?
You don't look like dog people. You look like snake people.
You don't look like dog people. You look like snake people.
You don't want to upset everybody, do you?
You don't want to upset everybody, do you?
You don't want us to lie to you...
You don't want us to lie to you...
You finally noticed.
You finally noticed.
You got liver? Hey, fellas!
You got liver? Hey, fellas!
You guys are total entertainment.
You guys are total entertainment.
You had to be there.
You had to be there.
You haven't lived till you try it naked.
You haven't lived till you try it naked.
You haven't seen the whole effect. Look at this.
You haven't seen the whole effect. Look at this.
You hooligans.
You hooligans.
You hunker down here. We'll go out in the morning.
You hunker down here. We'll go out in the morning.
You kids behave yourselves.
You kids behave yourselves.
You know dogs can't babysit.
You know dogs can't babysit.
You know how it is. Give me a break.
You know how it is. Give me a break.
You know the whole thing about...
You know the whole thing about...
You know, you're English. I get on the microphone and say:
You know, you're English. I get on the microphone and say:
You made good. I'm impressed. Okay?
You made good. I'm impressed. Okay?
You miserable sack of...
You miserable sack of...
You mongrel wretch!
You mongrel wretch!
You never get off early. What did you do? VP! She got VP!
You never get off early. What did you do? VP! She got VP!
You nuts? You look great.
You nuts? You look great.
You push and I drive.
You push and I drive.
You see that? I told you they werert real.
You see that? I told you they werert real.
You see, Mikey...
You see, Mikey...
You smell good. Like cookies.
You smell good. Like cookies.
You take care of nobody, chump.
You take care of nobody, chump.
You think I planned this as some sort of... Oh, God.
You think I planned this as some sort of... Oh, God.
You think there's nothing weird about buying someone dinner and clothing?
You think there's nothing weird about buying someone dinner and clothing?
You two, come on.
You two, come on.
You want him?
You want him?
You won't get this job if you're yourself.
You won't get this job if you're yourself.
You wouldn't believe it. We ran into these wolves, right?
You wouldn't believe it. We ran into these wolves, right?
You'll have plants growing out of your mouth.
You'll have plants growing out of your mouth.
You're a fake!
You're a fake!
You're a girl.
You're a girl.
You're a wild thing!
You're a wild thing!
You're being affectionate?
You're being affectionate?
You're better than that company.
You're better than that company.
You're dripping suds all over the place.
You're dripping suds all over the place.
You're getting so much better.
You're getting so much better.
You're in Fortune?
You're in Fortune?
You're kidding. Well, can't you do anything about it?
You're kidding. Well, can't you do anything about it?
You're kidding. You were actually going to be alone for Christmas?
You're kidding. You were actually going to be alone for Christmas?
You're lucky we gave you some boring things.
You're lucky we gave you some boring things.
You're nice people. You deserve a classy dog like Daph.
You're nice people. You deserve a classy dog like Daph.
You're the president? But you're so young.
You're the president? But you're so young.
You've got that skeevy inbred look.
You've got that skeevy inbred look.
You've had faith in me all these years.
You've had faith in me all these years.
Your dad wouldn't miss Christmas for all the stars in the sky.
Your dad wouldn't miss Christmas for all the stars in the sky.
Your dog smells like a diaper.
Your dog smells like a diaper.
Your little ears. And your neck. What did that animal do to you?
Your little ears. And your neck. What did that animal do to you?
Zero 5 8. Roger.
Zero 5 8. Roger.
A million dollars, a toy store...
A million dollars, a toy store...
Aerobics. But where's my personal trainer?
Aerobics. But where's my personal trainer?
All right! We are Bash! We... Mom. Mom!
All right! We are Bash! We... Mom. Mom!
Alvin! Okay!
Alvin! Okay!
And don't tell long stories. I won't talk.
And don't tell long stories. I won't talk.
And my daughter, Julie. Hello, Julie.
And my daughter, Julie. Hello, Julie.
And while I do that... I don't like pine cones.
And while I do that... I don't like pine cones.
And you believed him? Of course not.
And you believed him? Of course not.
And you know my wife, Mollie. Yes, of course, Mollie.
And you know my wife, Mollie. Yes, of course, Mollie.
Big deal. Excuse me, ladies.
Big deal. Excuse me, ladies.
Bill, I'll give you $500. I can't.
Bill, I'll give you $500. I can't.
Buck. Buck who?
Buck. Buck who?
But I like Rocks bet... A dog!
But I like Rocks bet... A dog!
But you don't trust me. I do. I do trust you.
But you don't trust me. I do. I do trust you.
Change partners. Do si do.
Change partners. Do si do.
Cool. Cool.
Cool. Cool.
Cousins. That was Santa's cousin, Sidney Claus.
Cousins. That was Santa's cousin, Sidney Claus.
Cut it out! I'm warning you. Quick, Mike, grab his tail.
Cut it out! I'm warning you. Quick, Mike, grab his tail.
Daddy! Hi, Julie.
Daddy! Hi, Julie.
Dances. That kind of thing. You didn't go to dances?
Dances. That kind of thing. You didn't go to dances?
Daphne, sit. Oh, no, it's way back like this.
Daphne, sit. Oh, no, it's way back like this.
Daphne! Let's get back in the car.
Daphne! Let's get back in the car.
Daphne. Take Daphne back to Princess Di.
Daphne. Take Daphne back to Princess Di.
Did he win at the dog races? Ma.
Did he win at the dog races? Ma.
Did you get VP? Not exactly.
Did you get VP? Not exactly.
Didrt do it. Miss Craig is gonna slime you.
Didrt do it. Miss Craig is gonna slime you.
Dirt? Oh, you have been sheltered.
Dirt? Oh, you have been sheltered.
Does not. Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Does not. Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Don, I know you are. Christmas Eve, man.
Don, I know you are. Christmas Eve, man.
Don't tell jokes. I'm funny.
Don't tell jokes. I'm funny.
Drink it. Take it away!
Drink it. Take it away!
Dumb cow! Dumb cow!
Dumb cow! Dumb cow!
Everybody cannot dance! They can.
Everybody cannot dance! They can.
Finland Airlines. Correct.
Finland Airlines. Correct.
Get back here. I didn't do anything.
Get back here. I didn't do anything.
Get real. It's just a box, Daffy. Daphne!
Get real. It's just a box, Daffy. Daphne!
Get the cootie spray! Let's go to bed.
Get the cootie spray! Let's go to bed.
Goes. Goes.
Goes. Goes.
Goes. Swear.
Goes. Swear.
Good girl. Good girl.
Good girl. Good girl.
Great. Hope it's on the menu.
Great. Hope it's on the menu.
Great. What?
Great. What?
He bit me. He ain't so big.
He bit me. He ain't so big.
He got liver? That's a shame.
He got liver? That's a shame.
He looks like a hot dog with ears. I resent that!
He looks like a hot dog with ears. I resent that!
He was big and he jumped me. We'll find him.
He was big and he jumped me. We'll find him.
He'll come back. Come back, girl.
He'll come back. Come back, girl.
He'll grow out of that. All right, he also is a shoe gourmet.
He'll grow out of that. All right, he also is a shoe gourmet.
He's gone. He's gone?
He's gone. He's gone?
He's upset and... Why?
He's upset and... Why?
Hello? Hi, honey.
Hello? Hi, honey.
Hello. Hey, Mike.
Hello. Hey, Mike.
Hello. Sometimes he gets stuff on his hands.
Hello. Sometimes he gets stuff on his hands.
Hey, Dave. You big dumb clod! Hey, ugly!
Hey, Dave. You big dumb clod! Hey, ugly!
Hey, no cuts! A spot. Tricked you.
Hey, no cuts! A spot. Tricked you.
Hey, Rocks. All right. Hey, big guy. Hey, pal, give me paw.
Hey, Rocks. All right. Hey, big guy. Hey, pal, give me paw.
Hi, Rocks. How you doing, kid?
Hi, Rocks. How you doing, kid?
Honey, how did you find me? They told me you were down here.
Honey, how did you find me? They told me you were down here.
Hot. The word's "hot." Hot. Hot.
Hot. The word's "hot." Hot. Hot.
How about dinner out? I'm not hungry.
How about dinner out? I'm not hungry.
How are you? This has been a week of hell.
How are you? This has been a week of hell.
How could you let him see that? You were watching him.
How could you let him see that? You were watching him.
How do you do? Hello.
How do you do? Hello.
How would you like a death grip? Yeah, right.
How would you like a death grip? Yeah, right.
How's it going? It's going bad. I hate children.
How's it going? It's going bad. I hate children.
I don't know about that. Come on. Look how happy they are.
I don't know about that. Come on. Look how happy they are.
I don't know about the tie. What?
I don't know about the tie. What?
I don't like underwear. You love it.
I don't like underwear. You love it.
I don't want one. I'll have it.
I don't want one. I'll have it.
I don't want to go to bed. This is so exciting!
I don't want to go to bed. This is so exciting!
I don't want to go. You have to go.
I don't want to go. You have to go.
I got an idea. What?
I got an idea. What?
I hate them. You love them.
I hate them. You love them.
I like the ring of that. No!
I like the ring of that. No!
I like yours. Yeah, it's so cute.
I like yours. Yeah, it's so cute.
I love you. I love you too.
I love you. I love you too.
I mean, I might even be dead. I know! That's why...
I mean, I might even be dead. I know! That's why...
I set you up. I know.
I set you up. I know.
I think he'll be okay. I think he's freezing up.
I think he'll be okay. I think he's freezing up.
I told you he was real. I knew that.
I told you he was real. I knew that.
I want a dog. A dog? Well, that seems...
I want a dog. A dog? Well, that seems...
I'll say we are. Let's sing it now.
I'll say we are. Let's sing it now.
I'll take you out. But how?
I'll take you out. But how?
I'm 30. I'm practically past it. You can read about her in Fortune.
I'm 30. I'm practically past it. You can read about her in Fortune.
I'm not sleepy. I know.
I'm not sleepy. I know.
I'm used to it. I can't believe it.
I'm used to it. I can't believe it.
Is it Daphne? No, it's not Daphne.
Is it Daphne? No, it's not Daphne.
Is Santa mad at Julie? No.
Is Santa mad at Julie? No.
Isn't that good? I don't know.
Isn't that good? I don't know.
It's a joke. I know it's a joke.
It's a joke. I know it's a joke.
It's glorious! It's mud.
It's glorious! It's mud.
It's good. It's good? With a pass to Julie...
It's good. It's good? With a pass to Julie...
It's nothing. Oh, sweetheart.
It's nothing. Oh, sweetheart.
It's only the shank of the evening. We really should.
It's only the shank of the evening. We really should.
It's the truth. What is?
It's the truth. What is?
James! What?
James! What?
Julie, paw. Daphne, paw.
Julie, paw. Daphne, paw.
Kid, take me. Michael, get over here.
Kid, take me. Michael, get over here.
Kill Dave! Kill Dave!
Kill Dave! Kill Dave!
Knock, knock. All right, who is it?
Knock, knock. All right, who is it?
Knock, knock. Hi.
Knock, knock. Hi.
Knock, knock. Nobody's home!
Knock, knock. Nobody's home!
Knock, knock. Nobody's home.
Knock, knock. Nobody's home.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Let's talk at home. Give me the good news.
Let's talk at home. Give me the good news.
Little high strung, aren't we, Daffy? I'm just sensitive.
Little high strung, aren't we, Daffy? I'm just sensitive.
Look, I can fix it. I never want to see you again!
Look, I can fix it. I never want to see you again!
Make up your mind. I'll take him.
Make up your mind. I'll take him.
Mary. Mary who?
Mary. Mary who?
Maybe next year I can be a reindeer. Look at the perks.
Maybe next year I can be a reindeer. Look at the perks.
Merry Christmas, Mom. Merry Christmas, Mom.
Merry Christmas, Mom. Merry Christmas, Mom.
Mikey did it. Good night, Julie.
Mikey did it. Good night, Julie.
Mom! Mommy!
Mom! Mommy!
Mommy, I want this one. All right.
Mommy, I want this one. All right.
Mongrel. Bitch.
Mongrel. Bitch.
Nice to see you again. Did you ever find a job?
Nice to see you again. Did you ever find a job?
Night light! Night light!
Night light! Night light!
No, they cannot! It's easy.
No, they cannot! It's easy.
No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
No, you're a house dog. I've still got my animal instincts.
No, you're a house dog. I've still got my animal instincts.
No! What is he doing?
No! What is he doing?
No! What?
No! What?
No! What?
No! What?
No. He is. How could he...
No. He is. How could he...
Oh, ex cuse me. Good, huh?
Oh, ex cuse me. Good, huh?
Oh, I don't know. Skiing. Instead of being with their kid?
Oh, I don't know. Skiing. Instead of being with their kid?
Oh, man! You win again! But of course.
Oh, man! You win again! But of course.
Oh, no. And Rocks came to my defence.
Oh, no. And Rocks came to my defence.
Oh, no. What'd I do?
Oh, no. What'd I do?
Oh, Princess. Oh, Trooper.
Oh, Princess. Oh, Trooper.
Okay, Simon? Okay.
Okay, Simon? Okay.
Okay, Theodore? Okay.
Okay, Theodore? Okay.
Okay. All right! Bash Brothers!
Okay. All right! Bash Brothers!
Okay. I promise. Okay.
Okay. I promise. Okay.
Or if he can beg. Beg? Beg's easy. Look.
Or if he can beg. Beg? Beg's easy. Look.
Play with me! Now?
Play with me! Now?
Pumpkin butt. Not in front of the kids.
Pumpkin butt. Not in front of the kids.
Really? I'm terribly sorry.
Really? I'm terribly sorry.
See you later, James. Thank you. Bye bye.
See you later, James. Thank you. Bye bye.
See, you can dance. But how do we do it like this?
See, you can dance. But how do we do it like this?
She kissed you! I hate my sister.
She kissed you! I hate my sister.
She thinks we're in Dallas? She bought it.
She thinks we're in Dallas? She bought it.
So I'll get him for Christmas? I'll do my best.
So I'll get him for Christmas? I'll do my best.
Someone's playing with their food. No, no!
Someone's playing with their food. No, no!
Squealer. Spaghetti face!
Squealer. Spaghetti face!
Start with one hand. Two hands.
Start with one hand. Two hands.
Stick your nose in the air and suck. What?
Stick your nose in the air and suck. What?
Take care of yourself. Don't worry about me.
Take care of yourself. Don't worry about me.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Thanks, Santa. You're welcome, Mikey.
Thanks, Santa. You're welcome, Mikey.
That's gotta be fruitcake. Rocks, I said no!
That's gotta be fruitcake. Rocks, I said no!
That's my kid! I said, let's move it.
That's my kid! I said, let's move it.
There is no Santa! What?
There is no Santa! What?
They will be. No, they won't.
They will be. No, they won't.
This is dead too. Damn!
This is dead too. Damn!
Through that? Yeah.
Through that? Yeah.
Was it an office party? I wouldn't call it a party.
Was it an office party? I wouldn't call it a party.
We gotta get them help. Then I'm going too.
We gotta get them help. Then I'm going too.
We'll take him. This one's scheduled to be destroyed.
We'll take him. This one's scheduled to be destroyed.
Well, he's been reprieved. Yes!
Well, he's been reprieved. Yes!
Well, here we are. Do you mind if I use the phone?
Well, here we are. Do you mind if I use the phone?
Well, how are you today... Mikey.
Well, how are you today... Mikey.
What are we doing? We're going underwear shopping.
What are we doing? We're going underwear shopping.
What are you doing? Getting us takeout.
What are you doing? Getting us takeout.
What are you gonna name him? Rocks.
What are you gonna name him? Rocks.
What cat dragged you in? The kid sprung me from the joint.
What cat dragged you in? The kid sprung me from the joint.
What did Mikey see? Nothing, honey.
What did Mikey see? Nothing, honey.
What do you mean? You're a kid. Well, I'm pushing 7.
What do you mean? You're a kid. Well, I'm pushing 7.
What happened? I think it's because of the cutbacks.
What happened? I think it's because of the cutbacks.
What happened? Not so rough.
What happened? Not so rough.
What? He stays.
What? He stays.
What? There is no meeting.
What? There is no meeting.
What's it mean? It's an airline.
What's it mean? It's an airline.
What's wrong? Where's Daddy? Oh, sweetie!
What's wrong? Where's Daddy? Oh, sweetie!
Where are you? I'm in London.
Where are you? I'm in London.
Where'd they go? Daphne! Here, girl!
Where'd they go? Daphne! Here, girl!
Who were they? They're my masters.
Who were they? They're my masters.
Who's there? Transsexual.
Who's there? Transsexual.
Will Julie still get presents? Yes.
Will Julie still get presents? Yes.
With me? Let's get busy.
With me? Let's get busy.
You are funny, in sort of a... Corny.
You are funny, in sort of a... Corny.
You are out of here! No!
You are out of here! No!
You can talk, but, James... What?
You can talk, but, James... What?
You did not. Did too.
You did not. Did too.
You did not. I always knew.
You did not. I always knew.
You got to go to bed. I went to bed last night.
You got to go to bed. I went to bed last night.
You gotta sniff for people. Sniff?
You gotta sniff for people. Sniff?
You hungry? Are you kidding? I just ate a nickel.
You hungry? Are you kidding? I just ate a nickel.
You look hot. Yeah.
You look hot. Yeah.
You look like my principal. Even he thinks it's stupid.
You look like my principal. Even he thinks it's stupid.
You mean home? Is that what this is?
You mean home? Is that what this is?
You said he was real. I know, you see...
You said he was real. I know, you see...
You've heard it? Sounds familiar.
You've heard it? Sounds familiar.
Your funeral. Your mama.
Your funeral. Your mama.
...a helicopter...
...a helicopter...
...a space suit...
...a space suit...
...about a quarter of a mile, just past the 7 11."
...about a quarter of a mile, just past the 7 11."
...Alien Autopsy, a Super Squirt Phlegm Gun with laser sight...
...Alien Autopsy, a Super Squirt Phlegm Gun with laser sight...
...and all I get is a lick on the cheek?
...and all I get is a lick on the cheek?
...and I have 350 red long stemmed roses...
...and I have 350 red long stemmed roses...
...and put on warm clothes. We're taking a trip.
...and put on warm clothes. We're taking a trip.
...and remember, your father was a devastatingly handsome man.
...and remember, your father was a devastatingly handsome man.
...and singing that English song:
...and singing that English song:
...and this is my stinky brother, Mikey.
...and this is my stinky brother, Mikey.
...and this is the truth.
...and this is the truth.
...and you'll get him!
...and you'll get him!
...because he loves them, he's having an affair on Christmas Eve.
...because he loves them, he's having an affair on Christmas Eve.
...believe me, I'll know...
...believe me, I'll know...
...but I think we're looking at the D word.
...but I think we're looking at the D word.
...but I'm going to the vet tomorrow. I may not make it.
...but I'm going to the vet tomorrow. I may not make it.
...den Santas.
...den Santas.
...did you leave that truck there?
...did you leave that truck there?
...do you really believe that James would cheat on you?
...do you really believe that James would cheat on you?
...do you think you ought to walk 10 miles in that?
...do you think you ought to walk 10 miles in that?
...eight and slow.
...eight and slow.
...even Santa doesn't control some things.
...even Santa doesn't control some things.
...everything they'd want you to.
...everything they'd want you to.
...for a reputable company for the rest of your pathetic...
...for a reputable company for the rest of your pathetic...
...from Finland.
...from Finland.
...frumpy housewife who doesn't have the resourcefulness...
...frumpy housewife who doesn't have the resourcefulness...
...get around the world in a night?
...get around the world in a night?
...he now won't go through with the merger...
...he now won't go through with the merger...
...he's gone. Okay? Okay.
...he's gone. Okay? Okay.
...I can't.
...I can't.
...I never asked you what you want for Christmas.
...I never asked you what you want for Christmas.
...in a corporate pilot.
...in a corporate pilot.
...in some cabin upstate.
...in some cabin upstate.
...is ready to see you. Come on.
...is ready to see you. Come on.
...James Ubriacco, Ubri...
...James Ubriacco, Ubri...
...l'm negotiating a merger with Maxim Conti.
...l'm negotiating a merger with Maxim Conti.
...Mikey? You know me?
...Mikey? You know me?
...mud.
...mud.
...or played with me. Actually, I never liked her. You know what else?
...or played with me. Actually, I never liked her. You know what else?
...or the sky or whatever you keep your eyes on.
...or the sky or whatever you keep your eyes on.
...Paris, New Zealand...
...Paris, New Zealand...
...Prince Charles in a condo, waiting for you somewhere.
...Prince Charles in a condo, waiting for you somewhere.
...sensual!
...sensual!
...she doesn't get enough attention. I think it's a great idea.
...she doesn't get enough attention. I think it's a great idea.
...than to... Rub her nose in it. I get it.
...than to... Rub her nose in it. I get it.
...that you never fly...
...that you never fly...
...the North Pole?
...the North Pole?
...they're probably right outside.
...they're probably right outside.
...to deliver to Ms. D'Bonne.
...to deliver to Ms. D'Bonne.
...to find herself a decent job.
...to find herself a decent job.
...unless I let go of 3000 of them.
...unless I let go of 3000 of them.
...up she goes. She scores a hundred million points.
...up she goes. She scores a hundred million points.
...was talk about me.
...was talk about me.
...we wouldn't dream of taking her precious baby away from her.
...we wouldn't dream of taking her precious baby away from her.
...we're travelling so much...
...we're travelling so much...
...what were you doing?
...what were you doing?
...when you had an affair with a married client?
...when you had an affair with a married client?
...when your father's ship was shelled and he was on that island?
...when your father's ship was shelled and he was on that island?
...with 13 USO girls.
...with 13 USO girls.
...without our daddy. Sorry.
...without our daddy. Sorry.
...wrinkly butts!
...wrinkly butts!
...yet squishy.
...yet squishy.
...you've already been gone for two whole weeks.
...you've already been gone for two whole weeks.
"Wort be in until late tonight, possibly first thing tomorrow.
"Wort be in until late tonight, possibly first thing tomorrow.
"Your child is demon spawn."
"Your child is demon spawn."
40 interviews and no one's hired me. Then it can only get better.
40 interviews and no one's hired me. Then it can only get better.
600. Hell, I'll do it.
600. Hell, I'll do it.
750. We're married.
750. We're married.
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Farris Bueller's Day Off Soundboard
Farris Bueller's Day Off Soundboard
MORTAL KOMBAT Mortal Kombat - Video Game Music
MORTAL KOMBAT Mortal Kombat - Video Game Music
Desk Lamp SFX Library
Desk lamp SFX Library
La Noir Soundboard
La Noir Soundboard
Combat Choro Q Original Sound Album コンバットチョロQ オリジナルサウンドトラックアルバム - Video Game Music
Combat Choro Q Original Sound Album コンバットチョロQ オリジナルサウンドトラックアルバム - Video Game Music
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Deven247 - Pooper Soundboard
Deven247 - Pooper Soundboard
Bud - The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' Da Rules - Character Voices (PlayStation 2)
Bud - The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' Da Rules - Character Voices (PlayStation 2)
Omega Agent - Video Game Music
Omega Agent - Video Game Music
Pet Monsters (with Music By Vince Dicola & Kenny Meriedeth) - Video Game Music
Pet Monsters (with music by Vince Dicola & Kenny Meriedeth) - Video Game Music
Ayoo Soundboard
Ayoo Soundboard
Random 3 Sounds
Random 3 Sounds
XanChuchamel シャンチュチャメル - Video Game Music
XanChuchamel シャンチュチャメル - Video Game Music
Void* TRrLM2(); --Void Terrarium 2 Void* TRrLM2(); --ボイド・テラリウム2 - Video Game Music
Void* tRrLM2(); --Void Terrarium 2 void* tRrLM2(); --ボイド・テラリウム2 - Video Game Music
Ch.1 Boss Sound Effects - The House Of The Dead 4 - Sound Effects (PlayStation 3)
Ch.1 Boss Sound Effects - The House of the Dead 4 - Sound Effects (PlayStation 3)
Astronomy Soundboard
Astronomy Soundboard
Motors SFX Library
Motors SFX Library
TXT Soundboard
TXT Soundboard
Lul Soundboard
Lul Soundboard
Kaleidoscope [ROAS-II] Ragnarok Online Arrange Mini Album - Video Game Music
Kaleidoscope [ROAS-II] Ragnarok Online Arrange Mini Album - Video Game Music
Sound Effects - Gunstar Heroes - Miscellaneous (Genesis - 32X - SCD)
Sound Effects - Gunstar Heroes - Miscellaneous (Genesis - 32X - SCD)
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu 超兄貴～聖なるプロテイン伝説～ - Video Game Music
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu 超兄貴～聖なるプロテイン伝説～ - Video Game Music
Words Worth ワーズ･ワース - Video Game Music
Words Worth ワーズ･ワース - Video Game Music
Suzumiya Soundboard
Suzumiya Soundboard
A Dance Of Fire And Ice ADoFaI - Video Game Music
A Dance of Fire and Ice ADoFaI - Video Game Music
Sound Effects - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist - Sound Effects (Genesis - 32X - SCD)
Sound Effects - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist - Sound Effects (Genesis - 32X - SCD)
Bobby's World Soundboard
Bobby's World Soundboard
Port SFX Library
Port SFX Library
CSI - Crime Scene Investigation - Unsolved! - Video Game Music
CSI - Crime Scene Investigation - Unsolved! - Video Game Music
Sound Effects - Fish Tales (Williams Pinball) - Miscellaneous (Arcade)
Sound Effects - Fish Tales (Williams Pinball) - Miscellaneous (Arcade)
Mortar Melon - Video Game Music
Mortar Melon - Video Game Music
Shion No Ou: The Flowers Of Hard Blood しおんの王 - Video Game Music
Shion no Ou: The Flowers of Hard Blood しおんの王 - Video Game Music
Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS - Wii U Vol 13. Kid Icarus 大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ For Nintendo 3DS - Wii U - Video Game Music
Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS - Wii U Vol 13. Kid Icarus 大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ for Nintendo 3DS - Wii U - Video Game Music
Carolina Soundboard
Carolina Soundboard
45 SFX Library
45 SFX Library
Barry Carl Ringtones Soundboard
Barry Carl Ringtones Soundboard
Clave Soundboard
Clave Soundboard
Skipper - Madagascar Kartz - Voices [Dutch] (PlayStation 3)
Skipper - Madagascar Kartz - Voices [Dutch] (PlayStation 3)
Favor Soundboard
Favor Soundboard
Wario Sounds: Mario Kart - Double Dash
Wario Sounds: Mario Kart - Double Dash
The Scranton Witch Project Soundboard
The Scranton Witch Project Soundboard
Seventeen And Nuest Soundboard
Seventeen and Nuest Soundboard
Small-Group SFX
Small-Group SFX
Dropsy: Eternal Hug EP - Video Game Music
Dropsy: Eternal Hug EP - Video Game Music
Bed Movement SFX Library
Bed movement SFX Library
X-Men: Mutant Wars (GBC) - Video Game Music
X-Men: Mutant Wars (GBC) - Video Game Music
Do Revenge
Do Revenge
Lo Wang Sounds: Shadow Warrior
Lo Wang Sounds: Shadow Warrior
Dishonored Original Game - Video Game Music
Dishonored Original Game - Video Game Music
Gunstar Super Heroes Gunstar Future Heroes ガンスタースーパーヒーローズ - Video Game Music
Gunstar Super Heroes Gunstar Future Heroes ガンスタースーパーヒーローズ - Video Game Music
Wolf Ninja - Rocket Knight - Enemies & Bosses (Xbox 360)
Wolf Ninja - Rocket Knight - Enemies & Bosses (Xbox 360)
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3
SBI Group Kanshuu: Hajime You! Shisan Unyou DS SBIグループ監修 はじめよう! 資産運用DS - Video Game Music
SBI Group Kanshuu: Hajime You! Shisan Unyou DS SBIグループ監修 はじめよう! 資産運用DS - Video Game Music
Hooters Road Trip Hooters - Road Trip Free Wheelin' USA - Video Game Music
Hooters Road Trip Hooters - Road Trip Free Wheelin' USA - Video Game Music
Cobra Kai Soundboard
Cobra Kai Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
The Emily From Vienna Soundboard
The Emily from Vienna Soundboard
KOGADO COLLECTION SUPER SCHWARZSCHILD 1+2 KOGADO コレクション スーパーシュヴァルツシルト 1+2 スーパーシュヴァルツシルト1+2 - Video Game Music
KOGADO COLLECTION SUPER SCHWARZSCHILD 1+2 KOGADO コレクション スーパーシュヴァルツシルト 1+2 スーパーシュヴァルツシルト1+2 - Video Game Music
Ristar: The Shooting Star リスター・ザ・シューティングスター 리스타 더 슈팅 스타 - Video Game Music
Ristar: The Shooting Star リスター・ザ・シューティングスター 리스타 더 슈팅 스타 - Video Game Music
19Ft Motor Boat (12 H.P. Petrol Engine) Soundboard
19Ft Motor Boat (12 H.P. Petrol Engine) Soundboard
Jikkyou Powerful Pro Yakyuu Portable 実況パワフルプロ野球ポータブル - Video Game Music
Jikkyou Powerful Pro Yakyuu Portable 実況パワフルプロ野球ポータブル - Video Game Music
Shay Collins Soundboard
Shay Collins Soundboard
Guitar Freaks 5th Mix & Drummania 4th Mix Soundtracks ギターフリークスフィフスミックス&ドラムマニアフォースミックス　サウンドトラックス - Video Game Music
Guitar Freaks 5th Mix & drummania 4th Mix Soundtracks ギターフリークスフィフスミックス&ドラムマニアフォースミックス　サウンドトラックス - Video Game Music
TALES OF THE TEMPEST Original Soundtrack 「テイルズ オブ ザ テンペスト」オリジナル・サウンドトラック - Video Game Music
TALES OF THE TEMPEST Original Soundtrack 「テイルズ オブ ザ テンペスト」オリジナル・サウンドトラック - Video Game Music
Kud Wafter Opening Theme 'one's Future' One's Future - Miyako Suzuta One's Future - 鈴田美夜子 - Video Game Music
Kud Wafter Opening Theme 'one's future' one's future - Miyako Suzuta one's future - 鈴田美夜子 - Video Game Music
Sacred Games Soundboard
Sacred Games Soundboard
Police SFX
Police SFX
SFX - ช
SFX - ช
⚠️ NSFW
Phil Mickelson Soundboard
Phil Mickelson Soundboard
Octopus Soundboard
Octopus Soundboard
Democracy 3 - Video Game Music
Democracy 3 - Video Game Music
Friday Night Funkin' - Vs. Huggy Wuggy OST - Video Game Music
Friday Night Funkin' - vs. Huggy Wuggy OST - Video Game Music
Tsume Shougi - Hyakuban Shoubu 詰め将棋 百番勝負 - Video Game Music
Tsume Shougi - Hyakuban Shoubu 詰め将棋 百番勝負 - Video Game Music
Yume Neko DS 夢ねこDS - Video Game Music
Yume Neko DS 夢ねこDS - Video Game Music
Mega Man & Bass Rockman & Forte ロックマン&フォルテ - Video Game Music
Mega Man & Bass Rockman & Forte ロックマン&フォルテ - Video Game Music
Pac-Man Games - Video Game Music
Pac-Man Games - Video Game Music
Mortadelo Y Filemón: Una Aventura De Cine Fred & Jeff: A Movie Adventure - Video Game Music
Mortadelo y Filemón: Una Aventura de Cine Fred & Jeff: A Movie Adventure - Video Game Music
Ripple Wine Advert Music
Ripple Wine Advert Music
Notification Bell Soundboard
Notification Bell Soundboard
TOHO BOSSA NOVA - Video Game Music
TOHO BOSSA NOVA - Video Game Music
Accent SFX
Accent SFX
The Borrowers
The Borrowers
Babuuuu Soundboard
Babuuuu Soundboard
Back Hoe SFX Library
Back hoe SFX Library
Wuz Good Vine Soundboard
Wuz Good Vine Soundboard
Hot Sauce Soundboard
Hot Sauce Soundboard
Ishani (German) - Disney Planes - Voices (3DS)
Ishani (German) - Disney Planes - Voices (3DS)
Nos Ringtones Soundboard
Nos Ringtones Soundboard
Domestic SFX Library
Domestic SFX Library
Master Takahashi's Song Collection ~16 Shot 20th Anniversary~ 高橋名人 ソングコレクション ～16連射 20TH ANNIVERSARRY～ Takahashi Meijin Song Collection ~16 Rensha 20th Anniversary~ - Video Game Mu...
Master Takahashi's Song Collection ~16 Shot 20th Anniversary~ 高橋名人 ソングコレクション ～16連射 20TH ANNIVERSARRY～ Takahashi Meijin Song Collection ~16 Rensha 20th Anniversary~ - Video Game Mu...
Street Jam Basketball - Video Game Music
Street Jam Basketball - Video Game Music
Blunt Metal SFX Library
Blunt metal SFX Library
Friday The 13th (1980) Soundboard
Friday the 13th (1980) Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Lally 2 Soundboard
Lally 2 Soundboard
Grenade Launcher - Call Of Duty®: Black Ops - Weapons (PC - Computer)
Grenade Launcher - Call of Duty®: Black Ops - Weapons (PC - Computer)
Toan - Dark Cloud - Characters (PlayStation 2)
Toan - Dark Cloud - Characters (PlayStation 2)
Cactus Soundboard
Cactus Soundboard
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug Final Trailer Soundboard
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Final Trailer Soundboard
Gun Gun Pixies ガンガンピクシーズ - Video Game Music
Gun Gun Pixies ガンガンピクシーズ - Video Game Music
Shockwave - Video Game Music
Shockwave - Video Game Music
Voices Of Bhimra Voices Of Bhimra (Unrest Official Soundtrack) - Video Game Music
Voices of Bhimra Voices of Bhimra (Unrest Official Soundtrack) - Video Game Music
Tetris Battle Gaiden テトリス武闘外伝 - Video Game Music
Tetris Battle Gaiden テトリス武闘外伝 - Video Game Music
Gryzor (ZX Spectrum 128) Contra Probotector 魂斗羅 - Video Game Music
Gryzor (ZX Spectrum 128) Contra Probotector 魂斗羅 - Video Game Music
Sonic Lol
Sonic lol
Rittz Soundboard
Rittz Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Sönmez Soundboard
Sönmez Soundboard
ADAMS Advert Music
ADAMS Advert Music
Kitchen SFX Library
Kitchen SFX Library
Fnaf Hall Soundboard
Fnaf Hall Soundboard
Fresh Soundboard
Fresh Soundboard
Radiant Jen Zi - Jade Empire: Special Edition - Characters (PC - Computer)
Radiant Jen Zi - Jade Empire: Special Edition - Characters (PC - Computer)
Praetorians Original - Video Game Music
Praetorians Original - Video Game Music
Norx Baseball
Norx Baseball
Random 勿 Sounds
Random 勿 Sounds
Doki Doki Cooking Series 2: Gourmet Kitchen - Suteki Na Obentou ドキドキクッキングシリーズ(2) グルメキッチン ステキなお弁当 - Video Game Music
Doki Doki Cooking Series 2: Gourmet Kitchen - Suteki na Obentou ドキドキクッキングシリーズ(2) グルメキッチン ステキなお弁当 - Video Game Music
Gangsta SFX
Gangsta SFX
In Game
In Game
Bola SFX Library
Bola SFX Library
THE KING OF FIGHTERS '98 The Definitive - Video Game Music
THE KING OF FIGHTERS '98 The Definitive - Video Game Music
NeverEnd - Video Game Music
NeverEnd - Video Game Music
Lilo & Stitch: Trouble In Paradise Disney's Lilo & Stitch: Trouble In Paradise - Video Game Music
Lilo & Stitch: Trouble In Paradise Disney's Lilo & Stitch: Trouble in Paradise - Video Game Music
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Soundboard
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Soundboard
Ennard Soundboard
Ennard Soundboard
Strait_up_memez Soundboard
Strait_up_memez Soundboard
I Walk Among Zombies Vol. 1 (OST) - Video Game Music
I Walk Among Zombies Vol. 1 (OST) - Video Game Music
Jacob Soundboard
Jacob Soundboard
Shovel Knight - King Of Cards ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK Shovel Knight: King Of Cards OST - Video Game Music
Shovel Knight - King of Cards ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK Shovel Knight: King of Cards OST - Video Game Music
Jack's Lab - Xiaolin Showdown - General Sound Effects (DS - DSi)
Jack's Lab - Xiaolin Showdown - General Sound Effects (DS - DSi)
Bicuda Soundboard
Bicuda Soundboard
Christina Perri Soundboard
Christina Perri Soundboard
Impacto Soundboard
Impacto Soundboard
Coco (Bluey) (by Harrisonw2006)
Coco (Bluey) (by harrisonw2006)
Insane SFX Library
Insane SFX Library
Mortal Kombat Gold - Video Game Music
Mortal Kombat Gold - Video Game Music
Ring Ring Soundboard
Ring Ring Soundboard
Nicktoons: Battle For Volcano Island SpongeBob & Friends: Battle For Volcano Island - Video Game Music
Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island SpongeBob & Friends: Battle for Volcano Island - Video Game Music
Absentia - Season 1
Absentia - Season 1
Textures - Hot Wheels: Track Attack - Sound Effects (Wii)
Textures - Hot Wheels: Track Attack - Sound Effects (Wii)
Alarm-Clock SFX
Alarm-Clock SFX
Doukyuusei 同級生 Doukyusei - Video Game Music
Doukyuusei 同級生 Doukyusei - Video Game Music
Secret In Their Eyes Trailer Soundboard
Secret in Their Eyes Trailer Soundboard
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Enhanced Soundtrack Mario & Luigi RPG マリオ＆ルイージRPG - Video Game Music
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Enhanced Soundtrack Mario & Luigi RPG マリオ＆ルイージRPG - Video Game Music
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Rcb Soundboard
Rcb Soundboard
Bruv Soundboard
Bruv Soundboard
F1 ROC: Race Of Champions Exhaust Heat エキゾースト・ヒート - Video Game Music
F1 ROC: Race of Champions Exhaust Heat エキゾースト・ヒート - Video Game Music
Acorn SFX Library
Acorn SFX Library
Batman - The Animated Series - Video Game Music
Batman - The Animated Series - Video Game Music
LOVE QUIZ: Koisuru Shoujo No Final Answer LOVE:QUIZ〜恋する乙女のファイナルアンサー〜 - Video Game Music
LOVE QUIZ: Koisuru Shoujo no Final Answer LOVE:QUIZ〜恋する乙女のファイナルアンサー〜 - Video Game Music
TalesWeaver Original Sound Track Roamini Ver. -11th Anniversary- - Video Game Music
TalesWeaver Original Sound Track Roamini ver. -11th Anniversary- - Video Game Music
Naughty By Nature Soundboard
Naughty By Nature Soundboard
So Long, Adele. Original Soundtrack 火山旅夢OST Arknights - Video Game Music
So Long, Adele. Original Soundtrack 火山旅夢OST Arknights - Video Game Music
Earth SFX Library
Earth SFX Library
Saihai No Yukue Original Soundtrack 采配のゆくえ オリジナルサウンドトラック - Video Game Music
Saihai no Yukue Original Soundtrack 采配のゆくえ オリジナルサウンドトラック - Video Game Music
Pokemon Uranium OST - Video Game Music
Pokemon Uranium OST - Video Game Music
2002 Soundboard
2002 Soundboard
TheOneWorld
TheOneWorld
Junge Soundboard
Junge Soundboard