Extinct Edit

A blue footed booby.

A dodo?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

A place neither in the past, nor the future.

A ship cuts across the sea to a destinies unknown.

A species once thought extinct, flummels.

A volcano didn't make us extinct, clarance did with that bomb.

Absolutely, it's all about focus.

Adventure log, June 20th.

After that there was nothing stopping me

Ah, ed, this is embarrassing, but you have a little,

Ah, it's you again!

Ah, you're right. Better shoo them off a bit.

All of you are.

All right, cheer time is over.

All right!

All right. Go! Go!

All that was left was a single sliver of beach.

All the flummels gone?

All this time I thought I never fit with the flummels

All we have to do is find the seed that activates the galapagos portal

All you've ever done is support me.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Alma.

Almost as if… I don't know, evolving or something?

Almost right on time.

Almost there.

Amazing?

And all of the other flummels are gone?

And all without my help.

And Alma is a macrauchenia.

And as always,

And as usual they are ignoring us.

And besides, you need to stop living in the past.

And by past I mean now,

And by the way, you have a cavity.

And completely vanished.

And don't take this the wrong way, but please,

And dottie.

And flummels were the most popular pet in the world.

And guess what, Mr. Seahorse is having a baby.

And he even loved me enough to give me a name.

And he is better off without me.

And I can attest to it.

And I realized, hey hey, this is the 100th flower festival.

And I want you to know that I didn't mean it.

And I'll keep trying again and again until you're all extinct!

And if I fail, well…

And in case you were wondering if ancient Greek monsters were real.

And introduced them to the rest of the world.

And it was all a done deal until you two hula hoops showed up.

And look to the future.

And more dangerous.

And my extinctables?

And my life would be nothing without you.

And now he's just showing off.

And now he's trapped the others in the cave and he trapped me against this tree and…

And of course, coconut Charlie and the jackfruit jamband.

And op, he's just a kid.

And promised me that you wouldn't do anything unless we were both on board.

And she's back.

And she's gone.

And some great modeling, Kim.

And thanks to you we have a chance to rescue our species from extinction.

And that is why, op and ed,

And that's me. So, hand over that time flower.

And then clarance flew away.

And then it hit me, I didn't have to accept the course of history,

And there goes my last chance to belong.

And there we found a bunch of this stupid napkin rings.

And there's no way to bring him back.

And they'll have no choice but to forgive us.

And this is hoss, he's from the cretaceous period, so he's millions of years old.

And utter the magic words.

And we will all be there.

And we'll take everyone through it before the bomb goes off.

And we're done.

And we're recording.

And what I would do if we ever got out of there alive.

And whatever extraordinary creatures await me

And who are you? I'm earnest shackleton, head of the earnest shackleton expedition.

And with that head dress

And you could marry my cat.

And you'll be on your way home.

And you're not getting off this island alive.

And you've been so much more talkative since your discovery.

And…

Anyway, the answer to all your problems is right through here. So, come on.

Are these new extinctables?

Are you crazy? You've almost got us killed, ed.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Arms tired, from poking crabs.

As heroes.

As I've told you before you do not want to leave here where it's safe.

As master wishes.

At least I can't hurt him again.

Atlantic ocean, 1911

Author of "on the origin of species."

Aww, cute!

Aww, really cute!

Barely. Those sky flowers tried to kill us.

Because I hate you.

Because I've been chosen to be,

Because there's something wrong with me.

Because they'd do the same thing for us if it was the other way around.

Because we're the only ones who can save the flummels from extinction.

Because your brother is back with the other cowards

Become a member before it's too late!

Bee tornado. Bee tornado ii: The tropical swarm.

Before he got lost somehow

Behind that big eye is an even bigger heart.

Big flummels and small flummels.

Big help.

Bite it.

Bo, what have I told you about wandering off?

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Booby.

Boom!

Bound to be the eventual death of me?

Brought to us my famed botanical astrophysicist, Dr. Lee chung.

Buddy in the back.

Burnie.

Burnie…

Burnie… the point is, clarance could be anywhere, literally.

Burnie's trick on a grand scale.

Burnie's trick!

But also, he's only five.

But don't you think you were maybe a little bit hard on her?

But either way, stick with the dog.

But especially the part where the sand is a little firmer.

But I can tell you this,

But I didn't think...

But I finally feel like we belong to something.

But I want ideas in my head. I'm so cooked up in here.

But if it weren't for your screw ups

But it's all about to be fixed

But let's be honest, truthful. Real truthful.

But now it's clear. It's you.

But one of these days you gonna get someone hurt.

But sometimes a leader has to lead.

But that doesn't make it any less hurtful.

But the ones we got are different, dynamic, and…

But then, one day we traveled to 1835, to this island.

But then, one day, my luck changed.

But there's one thing I can still do.

But think of those sweet sweet occasional ups.

But this is my final chance to make a good impression with rest of the flummels.

But we still can save Dr. Chung if we just use whatever seed...

But what are those?

But, the back end.

But, unfortunately, I lived in a world of flummels.

Can we go? Please! Please!

Charles Darwin.

Clarance did that?

Clarance, no!

Clarance, where are you?

Clarance!

Clarance!

Clarance?

Clarance?

Come on, ed. We've got a lot more places to check,

Come on, I screw up all the time.

Come on, op, we're not gonna let that adorable maniac get away with this.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Correct. Flummel extinction in seven minutes.

Could someone give me a hand with this? Anyone?

Cristo, jingo cwalabingo.♪♪

Crocky, that eye makes for a pretty poor depth perception?

Crocky. You're not dead.

Cupertino, 1976

Cursed by obedience.

Cute little doggie, here you go.

Dang, I always forget about this cliff.

Dangerous is just another word for heroic.

Darwin discovered the remains of an unusual ring shaped animal.

Dead. Gone. Finished.

Did she just abandon us?

Did you change your fur back home?

Do you know how to play this game?

Do you know what that means?

Do you think it's some kind of a new whale?

Do you wanna come home and marry my Dolly?

Doggy bonze

Dogs man's best friend

Don't even think about it.

Don't tell me. The weirdos.

Don't worry, ed. I'm sure you have plenty of time to prepare for...

Don't worry, well… worry a little.

Don't worry, you'll be long gone by then.

Don't worry. I can fix this.

Dottie, he's following us.

Dr. Chung discovered that each one of these portals

Dr. Chung discovered these flowers and used them to travel through time

Dr. Chung made it back!

Dr. Chung told me this was when Darwin first discovered flummels,

Drinking sea water makes you go crazy, but what else am I supposed to drink?

Drop it, fruit loop.

Earnest shackleton.

Easy, dumbo, it'll be back in… three. Two. One.

Easy, easy. It's all right, everyone. I promise you.

Ed and I will get clarance and the seed back.

Ed, are you alive?

Ed, what do you think?

Ed?

Ed? Ed?

Ed's right. I am the problem.

Elves.

End of the lines, heroes.

Ernest shackleton, ugh.

Even thought you looked me in the eye

Everybody, back in the truck.

Everyone wanted those stupid roundos.

Everyone was just fine. We were just there.

Everything's cold.

Evolving.

Except I just remembered that I don't.

Extinct

Extinct!

Extinct?

Extinctables, ready for action!

Fakes.

Familia sedilia, as adorable as ever.

Fiji? San Diego? Rome?

Fine, but this is the last time.

First, I'll need a common household item.

Fish for hands. The ring thing.

Five or six.

Five. Four. Three. Two.

Fix it?

Flowers.

Flummel extinction in 30 minutes.

Flummel extinction in 30 seconds.

Flummel extinction in nine minutes.

Flummel extinction in two minutes.

Flummel o's

Flummelius hidelia to be exact.

Flummelius hidelia was no more.

Flummels ruined my life!

Flummels who love the beach.

Flummels, the whole story.

Flummels.

Flummels.

Food, refined sugar, trans fats.

For sure this is totally gonna whoa…

Forget it.

Fred, you look good, you've been working out?

Friend at the end.

Friend? Friend?

From coming back here and destroying your entire species.

From now on, we don't do anything unless we're both on board.

Funny you should mention that.

Get back here!

Get it? Thanks to me sun hasn't even noticed that Dr. Chung is missing.

Get over here, buddy.

Get ready to give your undivided attention to the roundest guy around,

Going home?

Good dog.

Got it! Back into the time flower, hoss. And step on.

Got it.

Great job, everyone. And thanks for helping out, pals.

Great repeating the plan, ed.

Great work, everybody.

Great, we've been demoted to crab poking.

Guys, guys, it's just a doughnut.

Guys, guys, relax. They are just models.

Guys? Wait, no, no, you don't understand.

Hand over that flower.

Hate to break it to you, but there's no telling where or when clarance might be.

He called flummelius hidelia.

He claimed that there was an island here that exploded

He couldn't hit the broad side of a hoss.

He created one of the first nautical maps ever.

He is a very very ugly wet looking dog.

He loved them. He was gonna love flummels more than me.

He sees us. Op and ed did it!

He theorized that the entire flummel species was destroyed by the volcano.

He's calling a home run shot.

He's coming for the toy.

He's cooling off.

He's gonna eat a flummel.

He's perfect. I'll take him.

He's pointing to a dog on a tiny little car. Oh, doctor, I don't believe it.

Hello, a little reminder, this is the flower festival.

Hello, I'm clarance, and you are?

Hello, sir. Have you seen a cute little doggy around here?

Hello?

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Here we go!

Hey everybody, all right, a little story just before we begin.

Hey Mali, here we are.

Hey there, big fella. You don't wanna eat us.

Hey, check it out. I'm the friend at the end.

Hey, cyclops, I bet you can't hit me. Bet you can't hit me.

Hey, dudes. Sorry I'm late.

Hey, ed, check this out. You wanna sign my cast?

Hey, ed, I have a little surprise for you. Come with me.

Hey, ed. Ed, are you seeing this?

Hey, have you guys seen hoss?

Hey, I don't care.

Hey, I'm uncomfortable.

Hey, it's Charlie. What's up?

Hey, look at you. Friend at the end again, eh?

Hey, look, it's Wally!

Hey, oh, look it's me! Hi, me!

Hey, op and ed.

Hey, op, I'm coming, don't you worry.

Hey, put some sauce on that meat ball.

Hey, tell whoever came up with that name, great job.

Hey, thank you, Mali. Thanks a bunch, great stuff.

Hey, wait, where are you going?

Hey, Wally, get over here, buddy.

Hey, Wally?

Hey, what about this?

Hey, what's ha... looking good.

Hey, where is your brother?

Hey, you can do it, big guy. We believe in you.

Hey, you two?

Hey, you're in good hands.

Hey, you're smiling.

Hey!

Hey! Do you mind? I am trying to get my kids to sleep in here.

Hey. He'll be okay. I'm sure he just needs some time to cool off.

Hi, I can explain.

Hi, I haven't seen you since what, like 1835?

Hi, uh, op?

History must be a non stop adventure.

Hit it, burnie!

Hiya.

Holes front, everybody.

Home? To a volcanic explosion?

Home.

Hoss, see that shiny necklace on clarance?

Hoss! And everybody. You're alive.

Hoss.

How about this one?

How about this one?

How are the flummels gonna trust us with their lives

How did this happen? It doesn't make any sense.

How did you do that?

How do you talk me into these things?

How many times did you hit your head on the way down?

How much time before the bomb goes off?

How you've been, sis?

Huh? Ho ho.

I am so sorry.

I and the grand flower flummel

I assume that's a word.

I can see through you. I get it. Nobody wanted a dog with a stomach.

I can't believe we finally know where Dr. Chung is

I can't believe you guys found me.

I can't even talk to vinny since he grew his hair long.

I could change it.

I couldn't believe it. This man wanted me.

I couldn't.

I did it. I…

I don't have time for the whole story. But I need everyone's attention.

I don't know what these are,

I don't remember you saying that.

I finally understand why this is called

I found it. I found the seed for…

I get nervous talking to girls that aren't you.

I got this.

I got to get this bomb away from me.

I got you.

I gotta get outta here.

I guess I could… you know what, I just let this thing do it.

I hate all flummels. Hate. Hate.

I hate you all.

I have a plan.

I have no idea.

I have to admit,

I have to talk to op.

I hope he swallows me first just so you can live a little longer.

I hope he swallows me first.

I imagine you guys have a few questions.

I just drove for the first time and so far I've only hit one pedestrian.

I just returned from the future, and I learned that in the past,

I just want to say thanks for everything and try not to fall to your death.

I just wanted to say I like that spin move you do.

I knew it. Now I'm scared. Stuck. Alone.

I knew you would.

I know blabber is just what's it's called.

I know it wants to kill is. But you have to admit, it is helpful.

I know what will knock the glum right out of you.

I know. I'm sorry.

I loved that man. I finally felt I belonged somewhere.

I mean the hall of extinct creatures.

I mean, we've been lucky so far.

I meant it.

I might have one. And it's kind of an op idea.

I pushed him through a portal and made sure he could never come back.

I really hope jepson didn't see that.

I said hand it over!

I see.

I settled on this.

I should've known!

I spent a lot of my cave time thinking about you two

I think I heard master say you two should snap my leash so I can go free.

I think she said something about going home.

I think so.

I think we're all set. Ready for our next adventure, clarance?

I think you should be asking when... Oh.

I thought it.

I thought they were nice.

I told ya there were cyclopes.

I told you that branch wouldn't hold us.

I wanna hear what's been happening.

I want the cat.

I wanted to ask op if she'd sign it too, but she left in kind of a hurry.

I was a part of science.

I was a puppy once. Adorable and sponky.

I was expecting a warm bed and a fresh pile of newspapers.

I was going to say energetic.

I was right about the flowers, and the cyclops.

I was so wrong to say what I said.

I will miss you if you're swallowed.

I'd say these creatures are trying to communicate with us.

I'll be in one of the most important spots,

I'll hold you to that.

I'll just end up causing him more trouble. And I've caused him enough trouble already.

I'll just get back in that flower

I'll tell you what now.

I'm a bad guy. That's what we do.

I'm clarance, and I'm a dog.

I'm convinced. Let's go.

I'm here to help you guys.

I'm not getting a pulse.

I'm not going through that thing again.

I'm not sure you should go without ed.

I'm out of ideas.

I'm scared.

I'm serious.

I'm so proud of you, Lee.

I'm sorry your teeth are yellow. We ran out of white flowers.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sure they're fine.

I'm talking about this gorgeous, glowing, swirling...

I'm talking to you, cyclops.

I'm telling you it's true! I swear on this conch.

I've got an idea!

I've got an idea.

I've just returned with the last tasmanian tiger on earth.

If I can pull this off then ed will have a community to go home to.

If I didn't know any better

If that's the one you want then I love it.

If we make it to the beach he might be able to save us.

Imagine if we brought these back to the flummels.

In hopes of stumbling across clarance by sheer dumb luck?

Is something wrong with them? They don't have any holes.

Is this how I make you feel all the time?

Isn't she cute, clarance?

Isn't this place great?

It all happened so fast. The portals just went crazy

It is amazing!

It scratched me up pretty good.

It was a lot to think about.

It was a quick trip, but I got a lot done that day.

It was then that I realized I was more than just a pet,

It wasn't a volcano. It was me.

It worked.

It works!

It's amazing!

It's amazing. Each place is more exciting than the last.

It's an official head dress for my new job.

It's been a while. You do think they're okay out there?

It's been so long worrying about fitting in with all the other flummels

It's burnie, the down under wonder.

It's fine, I'm not mad, I'm just…

It's fine. I don't care what Mali thinks.

It's fine. It will all be fine.

It's not a hat thing.

It's so good to see you, and you, and...

It's working.

Ja ja ja jepson!

Jepson, meet the extinctables.

Jepson, you get everyone to the beach.

Jepson!

Just a little more, ed.

Just Alma, it's fine.

Just eat me. Let ed live.

Just give me one example.

Just messing. I know that's how I look.

Just try not to ruin this for me.

Just waiting for a family to take me home.

Keep tuned for the post credit scene.

Khotkovo

Last night, I was doing some thinking. I was doing some math.

Leads to a different time flower somewhere in history.

Let me get this straight.

Let me show you.

Let's concentrate,

Let's go, everybody.

Let's hope it's the right one for the flummel's sake.

Let's try this one, Austria, 1787.

Life is really tough when you're all by yourself.

Like cabo.

Like dogs do.

Listen to this one, hoss.

Listen up, flummels,

Listen, ed, I know this seems bad,

Listen, I am…

Live, from inside of Dr. Chung's mobile greenhouse.

Look, he's the proof I was in the future.

Look, we destroyed all the flowers, right?

Look. Look! I found Dr. Chung.

Looks like I may need some help.

Looks like rain. No it doesn't.

Magic!

Mainly downs.

Makes my skin crawl.

Mass explosive device activated. Now back to some smooth jazz.

Maybe I shouldn't have said it out loud, but it's true.

Maybe just a little.

Maybe try throwing under hand?

Maybe we are supposed to be extinct.

Me, probably.

Meet my cyclops.

Member

Menlo park, 1876

Messing, I know that's how I look.

Mission accomplished.

Most remarkable.

My anxious friend here is burnie, and he is a tasmanian tiger.

My face.

My face.

My goodness, so many magnificent creatures!

My great great grandfather sailed here with the one and only Charles Darwin.

My life would be much better without her.

My name is dottie, I'm a dodo bird.

My trick?

Named after me, earnest shackleton.

Need a target? Hundred points if you get it to the bulls eye?

Nein! Nein!

Neither are we.

New guys.

Next time I poke you, it's gonna be a lot softer.

Nice lady, really knows how to scratch a tummy.

Nice reflexes.

Nice, save, Greg. You're a natural.

Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.

No dog should have a master.

No home?

No idea. I've never seen anything like it.

No more jepson?

No more little Bo?

No more that guy whose name we don't know.

No offense.

No problem, there's only a million combinations here.

No sign of clarance, and we almost got killed.

No worries.

No, actually, I'm doing it all right.

No, Greg!

No, he's not okay! You almost got him extinct!

No, I don't. Do you?

No, I'm not.

No, it isn't.

No, it's been like this our whole lives.

No, it's not over. Because we both didn't agree that it is.

No, it's too dangerous.

No, no, Dr. Chung said he was going to 1417. Remember?

No, no. She wouldn't abandon us. We just talked about this…

No, stop, you one eyed idiot.

No, stop!

No, that was waving. This is a shoo ing motion.

No, that's waving.

No, wait. You got it.

No, we're gonna stick with "where are we?"

No!

No!

No! Go up! Up!

No. But it's still pretty wild though.

No. Home before the volcanic explosion, so we can warn everyone.

No. We don't know.

No. Where?

Noodle arms. Noodly, noodly…

Nope, fellow at the front.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Normally, I'd be excited that we just rhymed.

Not good, not good.

Not now.

Not right now, because I've got a big surprise for you.

Not this one or this one.

Not to mention he may be taken by body snatchers, boogeyman, cyclopes.

Not to mention the rest of us.

Not to.

Now that's the op and ed I know.

Now, check this out.

Now, come on. It's just a little bit further.

Now, don't worry. You're with friends.

Now, I know we don't have a lot of flowers, but…

Now, I place the object between the two time flowers.

Now, let's go together.

Now, off to 1417!

Now, time flowers.

O. Wright

Of course not. What do you think I am,

Of the greatest discovery of the 21st century.

Oh I know just a place to get you some answers. Follow me.

Oh, because they look like flowers in the sky.

Oh, boy.

Oh, crisis averted.

Oh, ed, don't say that.

Oh, ed, stop.

Oh, hate is a strong word.

Oh, here it is, galapagos, 1835.

Oh, hey!

Oh, my goodness, look at you.

Oh, no, there's hole right though me.

Oh, no! Don't drag me into this.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no. Are you okay, hoss?

Oh, no. It can't be.

Oh, now I'm up all night. Thanks!

Oh, okay. Nothing. Ed, help. Pull me up.

Oh, thanks! I call it the op pop.

Oh, that's why it's called that.

Oh, they most certainly are in trouble from me.

Oh, they're cute.

Oh, Wally, Wally.

Oh, wow, what the… wow.

Oh, yeah, I love surprises.

Oh, you two really did it this time.

Oh, you'll be happy to know. I kept this safe.

Oh, you're alive!

Oh.

Okay, but if we're gonna do this,

Okay, Clarence, I'll ask.

Okay, ed. I've got a great feeling about this next portal.

Okay, ed. Try something else.

Okay, great, now we have three time flowers, what good does it...

Okay, Greg, you know what to do.

Okay, I was just making small talk.

Okay, maybe we'll do names later.

Okay, okay, we can change it up.

Okay, okay. Forget it. I think I can reach it.

Okay, paws, but front paws.

Okay, she might have abandoned us.

Okay, so she might have been telling the truth.

Okay, very interesting presentation.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. We got clarance. We got the seed. We…

Oki dok. We're done here.

Old flummels and young flummels.

On desolation rock?

On second thought, a great wall.

On the island

On these islands.

One.

Ooh, a hat thing!

Oops.

Op just promised me that she wouldn't do this kind of thing anymore, so, no.

Op pop.

Op runs off and I'm left pounding a rock.

Op, I don't think that ship is gonna get here in time to save us.

Op, I know, give me a hand.

Op, I love you.

Op, I really don't know if I can handle another surprise today.

Op, look! It's the beach.

Op, oh, no.

Op, what are you doing?

Op, you're being ridiculous.

Op!

Op! Op!

Op! Op!

Oppadils. No, that's too bad.

Oppareniums magnolia…

Or flummels.

Or not.

Or the worst decision.

Our entire species is about to stop existing.

Paris? They let dogs in the restaurants there.

Part of a team. Team earnest shackleton.

Part poodle, part… that is hard to know, my mother was very social.

Pay up.

Perfect.

Perhaps they're adapting to the changes around them in order to survive.

Pretty much.

Probably.

R.i.p. Flummels

Random question, were you guys waving or shoo ing?

Ready for our next adventure, clarance?

Ready or not, hoss, here I come.

Real fluffy, about yey high.

Remember when I told you to look to the future?

Remind me to never get on your bad side.

Right by his side, adventuring through time and history together.

Right here with you.

Right, especially in this direction.

Right, right, master. Well… I…

Right.

Rock in the hole. The great fire.

Ruff ruff.

Save the grand flower flummel!

Save?

Second reminder, you've been banned from the flower festival.

Seems about right.

Seriously, you should ask "when." Seriously.

She is your sister after all.

She left? Left where?

She'll be back. She's probably just gonna…

She's too funny to stay mad at.

Shutting up in four minutes.

Sky flowers?

So anywho, I've decided our theme this year just like every other year is…

So let's not get distracted.

So tell me what it is so I'm not too surprised.

So, forget fitting in. We're gonna stand out.

So, if we're going to live to see the future we have to do something now,

So, it's officially crunch time.

So, on the count of three I say we tie up shackleton,

So, the cyclops will throw us to the time flower,

So, we are doing things my way.

So, we're gonna get more flowers no one's ever seen before.

So, we're in the future in a place called Shanghai

So, we're late, what's the worst thing that could happen?

So, we've had our ups and downs.

So, were you worried about me?

So, what now?

So, what's going on here?

So, where are you two going next?

So…

Something other than letting a boat on fire.

Something's stuck.

Sometimes, I think, without really living at all.

Somewhere.

Son of a…

Song it is.

Sorry, for being so rude back at the house.

Sounds like a plan to me. Let's go find that dog.

Spoke too soon.

Stay with the group.

Stay, hoss. Sit!

Stay, hoss. Sit.

Stop! The master says "stop."

Such a round number. Get it?

Sure, but what?

Sure, just do what I do.

Ta ta!