Pitch Perfect 2 Edit

A $42,000 gift card to Dave and Buster's.

A bunch of ethnically diverse,

A ca wiedersehen, bitches.

A German collective, operating in concert to create sonic mastery.

A German group of total professionals.

A girl can't say she's going to grab...

A heated mess.

A man who was knighted by Queen?

A minute. You got one minute. 60 seconds.

Aah.

Aah. Besties.

About the badge.

Actually, though,

Actually, you're pretty late. Come on, let's go.

Adam, turn around.

Again, we're talking about her...

Again.

Again.

Ah, yes, the World Championships of A Cappella,

Aim higher, people. Okay?

All eyes were on the a cappella singers, the Barden Bellas.

All I do is win, win, win no matter what

All I've ever wanted is to be one of you.

All night long Let me see that thong, baby

All of the coaches at my disposal.

All right, come on in.

All right, grab your guts, ladies.

All right, here you go, buddy.

All right, I got this. I got this. I got this.

All right, let's go. Into the house.

All right, the next phase of my life...

All right, then. Well, why don't we start with you?

All right, um, hear me out.

All right? Right.

All right.

All right. Have a good one.

All right. Okay. Well...

ALL: (CHANTING) Bellas. Bellas. Bellas.

ALL: Aubrey.

ALL: DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

ALL: DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

ALL: DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

ALL: One, two, three. Bellas for life.

ALL: Yeah.

Although authorities have ruled out terrorism as a motive,

Always I'm surprised how well you Cut my feelings to the bone

Amazing singers.

America loves me.

AMY: All right. Let's do this.

AMY: Aubrey. FLO: Aubrey.

AMY: Avert your eyes, or take it all in.

AMY: Bumper, I'm coming.

AMY: Coming out like froyo now.

AMY: Culture, design, history.

AMY: Give me that neck.

AMY: Guys, what happened?

AMY: Oh, guys, I've got a little...

AMY: Oh. Well...

AMY: She says she's Asian Jesus.

AMY: Somebody bring a s'more.

AMY: Thanks, Chloe.

AMY: That guy? But he was pretty crap...

AMY: Wait.

AMY: Whoo.

AMY: Yes. CYNTHIA: Yeah.

An incredible performance once again from the German group.

And a cherry on top

And a few dozen bear traps.

And a huge bowl of exotic capers.

And a round thing in your face

And all the green belts wrapped around our minds and endless

And all y'all can come.

And also a rocket ship that Eminem has built.

And also, the economy...

And be like, 'Why is the most talented one Australian?'

And be very careful what you pitch to me next.

And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys,

And besides in the mean, mean time I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart

And every time I step up in the building

And everybody else in here is an intern.

And everyone loves a good bloe.

And guess what?

And he was so moved by the power of music...

And I give myself to you.

And I have a...

And I love being a Bella. I'm just so stressed out...

And I loved deeper, And I spoke sweeter,

And I need to win back my man.

And I sure would like some sweet company

And I think you all know what I mean.

And I was super excited to hear what else you had...

And I'll never get to solo at Lincoln Center, you know?

And I'll tip the waiter

And I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case.

And I'm leaving tomorrow. What d'you say?

And I'm not talking about crop dusting Chloe and Beca right now.

And I've met three of The Wiggles.

And if they can just hold off...

And if they don't,

And if we don't win the Worlds, there will be no more Bellas,

And if we're still reigning champs,

And is made to eat only leaves and gas receipts.

And it is amazing.

And last night, they were off point,

And let me, let me, let me guess, let me guess.

And not with those weird buttons they wear in their earlobes.

And now I really must go rest my neck.

And now I'm going to reward her by listening to her demos.

And sitting here to my left...

And taking a break from their national tour.

And that's it. That's the end of the speech.

And the key is stashed up my bum. Because...

And the pride of Wisconsin, the Green Bay Packers.

And then I'm gonna be your mother...

And then, every night,

And though the road is long I look up to the sky

And though the road is long I look up to the sky

And we build bears,

And we can put them on our bed that we share.

And we're about to do a full skills assessment...

And when we do,

And who knows what's gonna happen?

And without the Bellas,

And word is she has a five octave vocal range.

And you girls can win it.

And you keep telling me, Telling me that you'll be sweet,

And you name one 'Bumper' and I'll name one 'Fat Amy,'

And you should definitely not drink it...

And you, America.

And you. And you. And you.

And you'll all be pregnant soon. Mmm.

And you'll never want to leave my side, As long as I don't break these...

And you're a cat. (GROWLS)

And you're awesome.

And you've really upset these people...

And yours will be bigger than mine and it'll be cute,

And, of course, representing America, the embattled Barden Bellas.

And, you know, with the singing...

Another promise, another scene, another.

Another verbal beatdown.

Any first day jitters?

Any ideas? Because I...

Anybody but you.

Anybody right now would be great.

Anybody to talk... What if we got those dogs...

Anybody.

Anyone have a T shirt, size extra small?

Anyone who doesn't, sing an E flat.

Anyone who wants her in, sing a G sharp.

Anything on the radio, basically, right? Right.

Anything.

Apologize for that.

Are we just gonna ignore what happened back there?

Are you asking me out?

Are you crying?

Are you ready, or... (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

As a part of a trick. He does magic.

As far as I can tell, it's just for a bunch of old people.

As in, you gone. And then...

Ashley, what are you gonna do after...

At times like these, there's only one thing for us to do.

AUBREY: Okay, so let's begin.

AUBREY: Trust your team.

Awesome.

B B B Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark

Ba du bop, ba duba dop, Ba du bop, ba duba dop

Back in my day, we put on our blazers and we just sang.

Barden Bellas. You came here to see us?

Beca out. (MOUTHING)

Beca,

Beca, do you know how awesome you are?

Beca, the sign. (BECA SCREAMING)

BECA: All right. Safety first, Flo.

BECA: Are we?

BECA: I'm starving.

BECA: It's just everything's changing so fast...

BECA: Just need to find, like, a taller pair of shoes.

BECA: Not cool, guys.

BECA: Oh, Chloe, I'm coming for ya.

BECA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

BECA: Okay,

BECA: Okay, shake it off.

BECA: That just looks weird.

BECA: This is the worst.

BECA: We all have to, eventually, Chloe.

BECA: What the hell? I'm stuck.

Beca.

Beca. BECA: Yeah.

Because I hurt my arm saluting the flag.

Because I'm not gonna keep going on like this.

Because if we fail this, then we won't win the Worlds,

Because it sounds like you're implying...

Because it turns out, like, I'm totally...

Because no one cares about the Korean group.

Because she insisted that George Michael was gay.

Because when the Bellas hit the stage, we are gonna blow minds.

Because with the wink, and that's what...

Because you're barely holding it together.

Because, it turns out, I have nothing to say.

Because, Treblemakers, you gone.

Becs in effects, y'all.

Behold.

Bellas. Bellas. Bellas.

Bellas. I'm so glad you all came. Come on in.

Bellas. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

BENJI: Did I hear mention of dreams?

BENJI: Emily. Yeah.

BENJI: I give you our next album cover.

BENJI: Yeah, it's great. We'll put it to a vote later.

BENJI: You got no votes, man. You're not in the group, so...

Benji.

Best days of your life.

Boo. (ALL BOOING)

Boo. (LAUGHING)

Boobs should never be trapped.

BOTH: DSM. DSM.

Brilliant.

Build A Bear Workshops together,

Bumper, what's going on?

BUMPER: Benji. I'm sorry.

BUMPER: Go home, little girl.

BUMPER: I was going there anyway. I was going there anyway.

BUMPER: No.

BUMPER: Turn around. Go back.

Bumper.

Bumper. Bumper.

Bumper's back.

But 'loser' is not one of them.

But before I go, I just...

But have you had a chance to check out those demos?

But he's got dreams for it, okay?

But here I am.

But how good can they be?

But I feel like this retreat is really gonna let us...

But I feel like we're gonna get out there...

But I know it's not gonna be by doing this.

But I will probably die at sea.

But I'm afraid, too.

But I'm wearing skinny jeans.

But if we're gonna talk negatives,

But if you just would have said something...

But if you want to write 'music producer' on your tax forms someday,

But it doesn't mean I like you.

But no American team has ever won.

But Snoop Dogg already dropped a Christmas album.

But still cheaper than shipping, like, a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.

But the butt's not what matters You know what does?

But the important thing is that we have fun, right?

But the truth is,

But there's a war.

But they're moving backwards. With ghosts driving them.

But this is something else.

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

But we're just living life and we never stop

But what am I gonna do with my sriracha?

But yes, this is terrible.

But you have to do it 'Follow the Leader' style.

But you know what they say about me

But you will.

But you're gonna get to go to Europe.

But you're the dumbest person alive.

But, you just did it.

By day, I'm a professional jelly wrestler for corporate events.

Bye bye. (MOUTHING) Sorry.

Campus security.

Can I have the keys to the minibar?

Can they do it, John?

Can you dig it?

Can you sing something?

Can'€™t stop my heart when you shinin€™ in my eyes

Can'€™t stop my heart when you shinin’ in my eyes

Can't be sure when they've hit their mark

Can't lie it's a sweet life...

Carved my name into his leather seats...

Cause my body is too bootylicious for you, babe

Cause you're my flash light

Cause you're my flash light

Chloe texted me we added a Legacy.

Chloe, chill out. It was a mistake.

Chloe, don't blame yourself. Oh, my God.

CHLOE: All right, ladies, focus up.

CHLOE: And one...

CHLOE: Anyone else scared?

CHLOE: Beca, come on.

CHLOE: Calm down. It's just a chance for us...

CHLOE: Cartwheel. And roll. Amy, that wasn't a roll.

CHLOE: Close.

CHLOE: Don't worry, we're gonna get you down. Focus up.

CHLOE: Everyone knows where to meet, right?

CHLOE: Hold on.

CHLOE: I heard that.

CHLOE: Let's go. FLO: Okay.

CHLOE: Mmm, no can do.

CHLOE: Oh, so that's it, then?

CHLOE: Okay, girls. Everyone, in the bus.

CHLOE: Okay, repeat after me.

CHLOE: Okay, we are officially registered.

CHLOE: Okay.

CHLOE: Seatbelts.

CHLOE: We are not scared about the Worlds,

CHLOE: Well, well, well.

CHLOE: What the...

CHLOE: Whoo hoo. College graduates.

CHLOE: Yes.

Christina.

CLAY MATTHEWS: What?

Clay, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this.

Clear your mind and do your best To try and wash the palette clean

Close your eyes and try to sleep now Close your eyes and try to dream

Come on, Beca, just tell her.

Come on, lunch.

Come on, man.

Come on, you can't be serious.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Pick up the pace, girls.

Come on. To the table, please.

Cornelius, this is too heavy. I told you before.

Could be anything.

Courtship and chivalry I'll take you to a nice hot meal

Crack a book, John.

Creole lady Marmalade

Crushed it.

Cut to the real President, he'd be like,

CYNTHIA: Man, they massive.

CYNTHIA: Oh, my God. I'm on fire.

CYNTHIA: She ain't changed.

CYNTHIA: That was bad.

CYNTHIA: Yeah, we know.

CYNTHIA: Yo, check this out.

CYNTHIA: You know there's a gate, right?

Damn it.

Darkness all around...

Darlings, please take my advice.

Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.

Das Sound Machine.

Das Sound Machine.

Dax can do that.

Dax, did you see what happened there?

DAX: Kalimba... Don't say it again.

Dax? Can you do me a favor?

Dax. I swear, if this kid was not my nephew...

DEAN: And you can't hold any auditions.

Did anyone else think it was creepy...

Did anyone happen to pack a spare roll of toilet paper?

Did we just find our sound?

Did you ever think maybe you're too big?

Do not waste it.

Do not, do not.

Do we clap? Do we clap?

Do what they do, just better.

Do you feel like you'd want to layer a bunch of voices?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you need some of my confidence?

Do you think maybe we could try that again?

Do you think the stage is big enough for what we want to do?

Do you understand that everything else in my life works?

Do you wanna collaborate on something?

Does not mean that you are intimidating.

Doing amazing things with their mouths, I presume.

Don't be mad.

Don't go in the basement, it's haunted.

Don't tell my boss that we were in here, by the way.

Don't try to beat us.

Don't wanna leave you really I've invested too much time

Don't worry, Beca, we got...

Don't worry. I'll show you.

DONNY BARCLAY: What?

DONNY BARCLAY: Yeah.

DSM. ALL: Ja.

DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

Dude, explain yourself.

Dude, why do I feel so guilty?

Em, you ready?

EMILY: All right, I'm ready.

EMILY: Careful, Fat Amy. AMY: Turn me over.

EMILY: Everybody get together. No, no, no, together.

EMILY: Good luck, Benji.

EMILY: Hey, guys, it's my first performance.

EMILY: Hey, hey. Hey. Hi.

EMILY: I didn't think so.

EMILY: Mom, I'm late.

EMILY: Wow.

EMILY: Yeah, why don't we go visit Hayden Christian Andersen's house?

EMILY: Yep, still does.

Emily.

Emily.

Emily.

Emily.

Emily. Elizabeth? What?

Emily. Emily.

Emily. Thank you. Thank you.

Especially since you're all seniors.

Even the Bellas.

Even these common people can see...

Ever.

Everybody hands go up And they stay there, and the stay there.

Everybody's doing it, baby. They love me.

Everybody's invited.

Everything must come to an end.

Everything, perfection. Perfection.

Exhibit C.

Explain for everyone,

Eye opening. Yeah, they do not mess around.

Face down, booty up, timber

Fake your own death and flee the country.

Fall in line, Bellas.

Fart noise.

Fat Amy apologized. This was an accident.

Fat Amy doesn't do anything small.

Fat Amy, come on. AMY: Yes.

Fat Amy, there are no guest rooms for you.

Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.

Fat Amy, you never told us what you were gonna do after graduation.

Fat Amy's back.

Feeling frightened of The things that I don't know

Feeling frightened of the things that I don't know

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: ...Barden University's Bellas.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: ...Das Sound Machine.

Final performance, guys.

Finally.

Fine, if that's how you feel, then I think we're done.

Fine, then.

Fine. Then it's over.

Fire when ready. I want to hear ideas.

First we have The Treblemakers.

FLO: Do we clap?

FLO: Holy a ca mole.

FLO: I'm not copen hating this place.

FLO: Incoming. CYNTHIA: Oh, my God.

FLO: Let's do this thing.

FLO: Not really. I already lived longer than I expected.

FLO: Remind me again why we are at a car show.

FLO: She's alive. (PANTING)

FLO: Yes.

FLO: You're kidding, right? It's huge.

Foods other than salsa. Yep.

For the homies didn'€™t make it and my folks locked down...

For the most part feminine,

Frank, buddy, less talk.

From yours truly.

Full of booby traps.

Funding is drying up, sponsors are pulling out.

Gail, it's as if the Barden Bellas...

GAIL: A crowd favorite, John.

GAIL: Absolutely, John.

GAIL: Beating DSM seems impossible for this team.

GAIL: Florencia Fuentes just earned her green card, John.

GAIL: Is it possible the Barden Bellas...

GAIL: Look at these sequins and sparkles.

GAIL: Look at this.

GAIL: Look at this.

GAIL: Mmm hmm. JOHN: Unfortunately, an example must be made.

GAIL: No.

GAIL: Not at all.

GAIL: Not the front. Nobody wants to see the front.

GAIL: Oh, they brought the props out, John.

GAIL: Ooh. JOHN: Well done.

GAIL: Pull her up already.

GAIL: Sure.

GAIL: There is so much happening on stage.

GAIL: They've got the crowd going wild.

GAIL: Who is on top of this?

GAIL: Whoa. Another surprise.

Gave the President a birthday gift from down under...

Germany hasn't produced a good singer since David Hasselhoff.

Get in formation, we can do this. Flo, get up. Okay.

Get it in there. Attagirl.

Get them out. Get them out.

Get your cute butt in the studio, then.

Girl fight.

Girl is a problem, girl is a problem problem

Girl, stop. EMILY: Sorry.

GIRL: (OVER SPEAKER) Hello, fresh persons.

Girls, you know you better watch out,

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada, Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here

Go get him, Fat Amy.

Go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner.

Go, go, go.

Go.

Go. All right.

Go. Go.

God damn it. I got nothing, guys.

God forbid I have something going on outside this group.

Going all the way back to the beginning.

Good day. Good heavens. (GASPS) Oh.

Good form.

Good job, Reggie.

Got money on my mind I can never get enough

Great.

Great.

Great. I will see you Monday.

Green Bay Packers... GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no.

Groovy like a drive in movie.

Gross. Okay.

Groups from around the globe compete for world domination.

Guys, hello?

Guys, I should give you a little more time.

Guys, over here. Come this way.

Guys, there's gonna be some haters out there.

Hair do's and nails, that Louis, Chanel all up in the body

Hang glider with T.I.

Happens to be the world's biggest a cappella fan.

Happy birthday, Mr. President.

Has anyone talked to Beca today?

Has this bush always been here?

Hate us.

Have we become a habit? Do we distort the facts?

He had a boogie style that no one else could play.

He has decided to hire me to produce it. Now...

He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way.

He was the top man at his craft, but then...

He's in the army now. He's blowin' reveille.

He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B.

Hello, Bellas.

Hello. Here I am.

Help me. I'm dying. I'm dying.

Here it is, folks. The granddaddy of them all.

Here we go yo, here we go yo

Here you go.

Here you go. Sure.

Here's the thing.

Herein lies the problem, everybody.

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista

Hey, Amy.

Hey, Benji.

Hey, bring it on baby, all your friends You're the shit and I love that body

Hey, Chloe asked where you were.

Hey, did you really write that?

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Let's Talk Appella,

Hey, great job, Trebles. You guys killed it.

Hey, I know you're crazy busy,

Hey, it's me. Um...

Hey, just do me a favor, man.

Hey, man. BUMPER: Yes. Yes, Blake.

Hey, Mom. Hey.

Hey, so you might not be able to hear this message,

Hey, so, I'm turning 25 next week,

Hey, we don't want that.

Hey, we don't want...

Hey.

Hey. Benji, right?

Hey. Oh. Hey. You made it.

Hey. What are you doing here? What is going on?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Benjamin Applebaum at your service. Hello.

Highlight of my day.

Honestly, my senses are overwhelmed here, John.

Honestly? I've seen you do worse.

HOST: Did you not see the parentheses?

HOST: Four left.

HOST: Oh, my God, stop. Stop.

HOST: Oh. And I'm sorry. Did I not mention this?

HOST: Password.

HOST: Think about what you're gonna sing.

HOST: Tone Hangers,

HOST: Welcome. I guess I gotta go.

How about them Cowboys?

How are we gonna compete with a group that size?

How did we get this gig again?

How do you fit such big dreams in such a small body?

How I make you my toy toy toy My hips rocking, as we keep lip locking

How sexy and mysterious. Yeah.

How was the internship?

How'd I do, man?

How'd you hear about this place?

Huh, your sweat smells like cinnamon.

I almost burned to death because of you a ca bitches.

I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused.

I am forced to declare...

I am so excited to meet the woman...

I came in like wrecking ball

I came in like wrecking ball Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung

I can'€™t lie, it’s a sweet life

I can't be tied down by anything.

I can't be tied down. Okay.

I can't believe we're sisters.

I can't breathe, girl. Fat Amy, I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

I can'™t lie, it'€™s a sweet life

I caught a glimpse of an angel.

I did it all myself today.

I did see a KFC back there.

I didn't even know that was a thing.

I didn't know what those were, but they're like salty peas.

I didn't mean any of that stuff I said.

I don't care.

I don't do that.

I don't even know right now.

I don't even know where to look.

I don't know exactly where you're gonna put me in the songs, but I...

I don't know him.

I don't know if I believe him.

I don't know if you've seen the news lately,

I don't know. I failed Maps.

I don't know. Just... 'Cause it's just easier.

I don't know. No, Mom, it's bad. It's...

I don't mean to be rude. I just have somewhere that I need to be.

I don't think we should decide anything without Beca.

I don't think you ready for this jelly,

I don't understand camping.

I don't wanna fail.

I don't wanna hear another peep.

I don't wanna see you.

I don't want your butt confidence.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't...

I don't... I don't... I don't like it.

I dug my key into the side

I feel that I have already received punishment enough...

I figured when we didn't do the serenade,

I got all I need when I got you and I I look around me, and see sweet life

I got all I need when I got you and I I look around me, and see sweet life

I got all I need when I got you and I I look around me, and see sweet life

I got inspired.

I got lots of stuff to say. I'm just saving it all up.

I got nothing. Come on.

I had diarrhea for seven years.

I had my mind on those 42 G's at D and B's.

I hate these Germans.

I hate you.

I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off.

I have a few notes that I assume that you're open to.

I have a patisserie,

I have been hand plucked to be put on a waiting list...

I have enough.

I have many, many doubts,

I have something for you.

I hear your voice inside me

I hope the sun never comes up.

I just can't do it.

I just get coffee and burritos and stuff.

I just gotta get you off the cage, I'm a young...

I just have to say, you are so spirited. I...

I just need some help getting it out.

I just wanna put you in a box and saw you in half.

I just want to put that out there. CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Okay.

I killed that.

I know Clay Matthews wants it.

I know I love that.

I know it doesn't seem like it,

I know we're trying a lot of new stuff,

I know what a kalimba does. I know how it's operated, okay?

I know what you're thinking.

I know you're not feeling it,

I know, it's weird. It's my mom's last name.

I know. And I can't wait to be one.

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny

I like your shirt. (CLEARS THROAT)

I love all of you. I love all of you awesome nerds,

I mean it. I'll pursue my passion.

I mean, we can do... Do you want it...

I mean, we heard you guys rehearsing, like, 24/7.

I need all hands on deck right now...

I need really great ideas. Snoop is coming.

I need to find somewhere to charge my laptop.

I need to see a man about a horse.

I really hope you don't, for your sake.

I remember putting your godmother.

I said sucking too hard on your lollipop Oh, loves gonna get you down

I said sucking too hard on your lollipop Oh, loves gonna get you down

I saw your ID badge in your bag.

I see you, Jessica.

I see your face everywhere, still you say

I sleep upside down like a bat.

I swear, if I wasn't recently locked down.

I think in the beginning it could definitely build.

I think it starts out light, though.

I think it's over.

I think she's Guatemalan.

I think that's how they described themselves.

I think this sounds good.

I think we did.

I think we should change her name to 'Feisty Mouse.'

I thought I could figure it out on my own, and I can't.

I thought she was with you.

I thought she was with you.

I thought the little one was spicy. (JOHN LAUGHS)

I thought you were gonna say 'gay.'

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

I understand if you want me to crawl under a rock and die.

I wanna date you.

I wanna go home.

I wanna produce music.

I wanna see that girl, it's all women invited

I want 100% commitment and laser focus, right?

I want it. Give me.

I was hoping for the chance to sing for you.

I was wondering if you could give me some pointers, maybe.

I wasn't really planning on rushing in on anything.

I went 2.7 seconds on a bull name Fumanchu.

I went sky divin', I went rocky mountain climbin',

I went walking with my momma one day

I will try to re enter this country,

I will. All right.

I wish I could do what you do.

I won't remember performing and competing.

I would give it to him.

I would tear a hole through this city.

I...

I'€™m your dream girl, this is real love.

I'd be living somewhere, like, sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.

I'd like to be the brisket in that man sandwich.

I'll be happy to send you there.

I'll be honest, I completely blacked out.

I'll be the one you won't forget

I'll mail you.

I'll teach underprivileged children how to sing,

I'll tell her.

I'll tell you guys.

I'll write that down.

I'm a free range pony that can't be tamed.

I'm a great keeper of secrets.

I'm a Junk.

I'm a Legacy.

I'm afraid you've kissed that goodbye. No.

I'm black, gay, and a woman.

I'm Emily Junk.

I'm gonna get you the good stuff now.

I'm gonna have to choose

I'm gonna just leave my bag here.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm gonna remember you weirdos.

I'm impressed.

I'm in love with Bumper.

I'm in the de details with the devil

I'm Jesse, and this is a cappella.

I'm Jessica. I'm Jessica.

I'm just gonna write my songs and join an a cappella group.

I'm just kidding. Would you like to have sex later?

I'm just so freaking nervous.

I'm just worried that my entire Bella career...

I'm like a safe that locks,

I'm moving to Maine to get hitched.

I'm not gonna do anything crazy.

I'm not pointing the finger at anybody.

I'm not quite finished with it though,

I'm not working on the set. I'm just, like...

I'm on a walkabout.

I'm out of here.

I'm slicker than an oil spill

I'm so sorry. I thought that that was going in a different direction.