Pitch Perfect 3 Edit

A Caribbean tour.

A few important things to note before we begin.

A little "Who Run the World," some "Bulletproof"?

A little town called Persistence, sweet cheeks.

A music producer without integrity.

A riff off is a little game

A superstar.

A turtle.

A, uh, clandestine operation.

About what, the C 4 explosives I found in the cereal box?

Aca scuse me?

Actually, Emily writes original songs for the Bellas.

Ah, my darling girl,

Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting.

Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact?

All access passes.

All right, because the red light was not on,

All right, ladies. Pick up your tits.

All right, maybe. Bye, guys.

All right, next category.

All right, thank you.

All right, time to drop a smash.

All right?

All right. I I didn't get fired.

All the troops for coming out here.

ALL: Cheers.

ALL: Help!

Always being away from your family,

Amidst the chaos, I went back in the room,

Amy, come on! Amy!

Amy, let's go!

Amy, let's go! Amy!

AMY: No cops. There's no time.

AMY: Okay, stick with me, 'cause I know so much Italian.

AMY: Welcome to my successful one woman show.

An a cappella group with a few YouTube clicks.

And a sincere thank you for coming out to entertain

And and I want to get behind "Bend Over."

And and it could be even stronger than it was.

And as if I'd be the top.

And behind me is Evermoist.

And better than all of those other bands, you know?

And check it out. DJ Khaled just rolled in.

And every year, the USO puts on this performance

And hairstyle, so that wasn't...

And he needs an opening act.

And he's never actually heard me sing with the Bellas,

And he's super famous.

And I don't have to anymore.

And I don't know what to think.

And I heard that he can't make it.

And I know exactly what's in the Cayman Islands.

And I know that boat.

And I pulled your recording.

And I think you know I mean it.

And I'm free, I'm free. I'm never going back

And if my dad sees 'em, he'll take off.

And if we had bass, then we wouldn't need me.

And it was one of your dads who gave you

And it won't matter if I get into vet school

And just secured capital to franchise.

And just sing together?

And last night, he found me.

And let them pay for my flight school.

And matched it with the first word

And maybe he was not a very nice guy before,

And now he has found me,

And now maybe he never will, so...

And now, one of the hottest new groups on the scene.

And polished and sexy and, like...

And protecting the United States... always.

And really, isn't that what it's all about?

And speak honestly about how we feel.

And the deep dish pizza, 'cause it's so...

And the group will be happy for you.

And the only person you can ever truly rely on is yourself.

And then now I am still in that same singing group,

And then was on the top of the pyramid.

And then, maybe a few days later,

And they're definitely gonna pick the Bellas to perform.

And this is my song, and I feel like

And this was a really nice chance

And this year, DJ Khaled is hosting.

And tonight, it's the fallen Bellas.

And we all have something special.

And we're still not clear

And when it's over, you go your separate ways.

And you can go wherever you want to go.

And you was singing and you was just...

And, as predicted, Gail,

And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me.

And, I mean, I, for one, am very ready.

And, like, basically killed Osama bin Laden, right?

And, oh, Sunburst here is Khaled's juiceologist.

And... and maybe I'll see my dad.

ANNOUNCER: And now,

ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Barden Bellas.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: Oh, wow!

ANNOUNCER: Thank you, Saddle Up.

Anyway, I've got 21 credits

Are Ashley and Jessica?

Are really appreciative for this opportunity.

Are you kidding me?

Are you ready?

Are you really not writing anymore?

At every single thing I do?

At the end of this tour.

Attention!

AUBREY (CHUCKLING): Yes.

AUBREY (SIGHS): So...

AUBREY: Beyoncé's not *******.

AUBREY: Come on, we gotta do this.

AUBREY: Hello. We're the Bellas,

AUBREY: Okay, okay.

AUBREY: What? The door's not opening?

AUBREY: Yay.

AUBREY: You know what? I have an idea.

Aw. That's amazing.

Baby Fat Amy or Baby Fat Patricia.

Back here for the big show at 1700. Yeah.

BECA (OVER SPEAKERS): ♪ Stand up, bend it over, boy ♪

Beca Mitchell.

Beca, have you been talking to my guy, Theo?

Beca, it's time to go to the next level.

Beca, you can't say no. You've gotta do it.

Beca, you're in shock.

BECA: Amy, what are we doing?

BECA: I love you guys so much.

BECA: Oh, my God.

BECA: Okay, you guys, so we've never

BECA: Stop being so loud.

BECA: This is serious.

BECA: We already look like the B team Bellas.

BECA: Why are you wearing that?

Beca.

Because I don't know how else to live.

Because I wanted to know what you could do on your own.

Because it reminds me I was special once.

Because my dad wasn't a very nice man.

Because we will be together as a family,

Because we're family.

Because you're a terrible person

Beet juice was reserved for the king.

Bellas are doing what they do best... quitting.

Bellas, a toast.

Bellas! Make some noise for Bellas out there! Whoo!

Bless up.

BOTH: Nothing.

Built up for the tour.

But also because tonight is, you... you know...

But also, let's still try and win this thing

But also, you're gonna keep writing

But being in the Army is kind of like

But I have no idea what's going on.

But I'll be watching.

But I'm in the middle of a tour right now.

But I'm part of a group,

But if Khaled doesn't pick us after all of that,

But it's time for you to move on.

But maybe he is now, and maybe he's amazing

But my CO recommended me for OCS after, uh, AIT.

But not in college.

But quitting wrinkles the soul."

But that's perfect. I'll finally be able

But there are some people here

But there's one thing you're forgetting, Dad.

But tonight I have a surprise.

But we're talking about my family.

But who hasn't?

But you guys are the homes that my heart lives in.

But you guys, I'll, um... I'll see you guys?

But you're always gonna be there for each other, right?

But you're still my little Turnip Top, aren't you?

But, like, you literally look just like that.

But... darling.

CALAMITY: Thank you so much.

CALAMITY: We honestly just

Can I borrow you for a second?

Can I taste the rainbow?

Can serve in the military, I'm a join the Air Force

Can you fly when you're eight months pregnant?

Care about just watching you guys?

Casino hotel across the street, okay?

Checkmate, Bellas.

Checkmate.

Chicago never mentioned any reception.

Chicago sent me to take you to the USO reception.

CHICAGO: All right, well, we are

CHICAGO: Amy?

CHICAGO: Okay, welcome to the South of France.

CHICAGO: The MPs arrested Amy's dad.

Chicago.

CHLOE: If we had drums, then we wouldn't need Lilly,

CHLOE: No, well... (CHUCKLES)

CHLOE: Um, we need to find our friends,

CHLOE: What do you mean, "going out"?

CHLOE: What's her name?

CHLOE: Yay! Oh, great!

CHLOE: Yeah, so you guys saw what we did there, right?

CHLOE: You know what? Maybe it won't matter

Come back.

Come here.

Come on.

Come on. Yeah?

Come out here! Amy!

Come say hey to the new group.

Come to the boat,

Come with me a second.

Coming to you from the Citadel.

Competed against bands that play actual instruments.

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Cool beans.

Could be picked by DJ Khaled.

Couldn't possibly.

CROWD: Oh!

CYNTHIA ROSE: Okay. Mm hmm.

CYNTHIA ROSE: They gotta be close to making a decision.

CYNTHIA ROSE: Well, I just got kicked out of flight school

D Did they just say our names?

Dad, let me ask you...

Dad, you've never come to any of my performances.

Dad? He's here!

Daddy.

Deep.

Did you guys see the way they got off stage yesterday?

DJ Khaled and his team.

DJ Khaled is the king of the beats.

DJ Khaled wants to meet you.

DJ KHALED: These ain't opinions.

DJ Khaled.

Do not let Fergus hear what I'm doing below.

Do you guys know where Beca is?

Do you know who the father is?

Does anyone have an Evermoist towelette?

Does your vagina suddenly feel not tight?

Does... does anybody's cell phone work?

Doesn't seem like a disaster waiting to happen.

Dogs.

Don't be stupid.

Don't hide your feelings from me.

Don't make me keep singing.

Don't worry. We'll change in the cab.

Don't you want to make music?

Dozens of examples spring to mind, if I'm honest.

Dude, what is...

Dude, where were you?

Easy, now.

Eh?

Eh.

Emily, I can't believe

Emily, is it true what you said back there?

EMILY: 'Cause it feels like we've been driving forever.

EMILY: He knows Khaled, right?

EMILY: I just thought you guys were so busy with your...

EMILY: Oh, look who it is.

EMILY: We could scream on the count of three.

EMILY: What do you mean, what do I mean?

EVAN: I feel like my ears are hearing the future.

EVAN: If you could just excuse us for a second.

Evermoist?

Every time I perform in front of people,

Everybody, catch me!

Except for Jessica and Ashley, I will kill you!

Excuse me. Uh, are you the Bellas?

Fan!

Fired twice in one day.

First of all, I want to thank

First up, I need you to pick up the pace.

FLO: Well, guys, a music career

For killing 300 fake people.

For the weaker members of the group, like Beca.

For us to get together.

For whenever inspiration strikes him,

For you.

For, I don't know, seven years now, I think.

Forever.

Formerly of Barden University and currently of life.

Four countries in four days.

From an able bodied man.

From the back of the house.

From which to choose.

GAIL (LAUGHING): That's right!

GAIL: First stop on the tour... Rota, Spain.

GAIL: Here we are.

GAIL: Here's the problem, John.

GAIL: I think it's possible the Bellas

GAIL: Let's set the stage, all right?

GAIL: Look at this. Those girls don't even know what to do.

GAIL: The Bellas reunited finally onstage.

GAIL: Today's the day. We're getting her today.

GAIL: Tough blow. What was that?

GAIL: We have so much footage. How are we gonna edit all this?

GAIL: Well, the soldiers are loving them.

GAIL: What, do you think we

Gail.

General Douglas. What an honor.

Get torn apart by custom agents right in front of me?

Go home. Sleep on it.

Go where?

Go, Beca!

Go, go, go!

Go, go! Amy!

God! There was no pyramid!

Good bye, Fergus.

Good old Dad.

Got it.

Gotta love those Cubs. (CHUCKLES)

Group of women I have ever known.

Guys, can we stop trying to win this tour

Guys, I had the baby.

Guys, you know what we should do?

Hang on. You guys, are we...

Have a seat.

Have you ever been to Martinique?

Having a second family, you know.

He doesn't actually give me that much information.

He got over you much quicker than what I thought.

He lives 3,000 miles away with his girlfriend

He was so excited to see your show.

He's been trying to track me down for years,

He's finally found you after all these years?

He's going to jail for a long time.

He's got, like, a gazillion hit songs,

He's just...

He's so cute.

Heard you all really, uh, lit it up last night.

Hello, Sunshine.

Hello? Oh, it's Stacie.

Her new life out in the real world,

Here we go.

Here, look. I've always kept this photo

Hey, Amy, um, I need to talk to you about something.

Hey, Bellas.

Hey, guys, still need that level check for vocals.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You with us or against us?

Hey, where'd you go last night?

Hey, you guys are up next.

Hey, you've been a very naughty girl, Turnip Top!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. (CHUCKLES)

Hey. Uh, girls?

Hey. You were great.

Hi!

Hi. I'm Esther.

Hiding behind the bushes, released the bees.

Hmm.

Hola.

Home is where the heart is.

How can you take his side?

How could I forget the girl who gave me this?

How could you?

How do you say it... "Where is the bar"?

How much is even in it anyway?

How'd you even find me?

I am Florencia. Nice to meet you.

I am inside of all of you.

I bet it all on 21.

I brought this, just in case.

I can't believe we finally got our big ending.

I can't see. I can't see anything.

I can't wait for us to sing together.

I can't wait.

I could do anything.

I could tell that you was just playing around, but...

I did it.

I don't know, I still feel like I want to tell you

I don't know, I was just listing stuff, and now I'm sad.

I don't know, move to Mykonos and become a doula.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't lift it.

I don't think we have time to unpack that right now.

I don't want to hurt anyone, Patricia.

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

I finally quit my job. (CHUCKLES)

I got a hamster now.

I got the call that I got into vet school.

I got to, uh... I'm sorry.

I guess we should go. Let's go.

I hate her. What?

I hate my life.

I have kind of bad news.

I have my Abnormal Psych exam coming up next week.

I have no idea what just happened,

I hope never to come back.

I hope you all heard each and every word,

I hope you like cherries.

I I finally did it.

I introduce you to...

I joined the National Guard.

I just figured out what he reminds me of.

I just found out I got $180 million

I just think the horn cut our vibe.

I knew it.

I knew that song would get you.

I know his guys.

I know I've always been your favorite.

I know she didn't want me to ever need your dirty money.

I liked it.

I love animals, in general.

I love dogs. (CHUCKLES)

I love love. I love being committed to love.

I love you.

I made your song great, man.

I mean, I don't really do it anymore.

I mean, I I think that's amazing, and so should you.

I mean, it it's... it's a crazy thing.

I mean, it's so romantic here.

I mean, really, I could just crap myself!

I mean, that's why we're all here, right?

I mean, we're always gonna be there for each other

I mean, yeah, I was a criminal, but I'm different now.

I mean, you guys come together for your tour,

I mean, you're never really alone.

I missed you guys so much.

I named her Bella.

I promise I won't screw it up this time.

I rained hellfire!

I realize I should not have used the word "reunion."

I really hate it.

I really think we should just stay true to ourselves,

I respect that you love your group,

I saw you hiding behind the bushes.

I say we all get up, we get dressed,

I say we cut our losses.

I say we spend it doing something we love.

I see it.

I see what's happened.

I seen something, I heard something,

I should have said that it was an excuse to see each other.

I should've seen it coming.

I swear to God, don't make that face.

I swear to God, if you hurt any one of them,

I think it's time that we go on

I think we did great.

I think we should sing one more song, though.

I think we should split up. Divide and conquer.

I thought maybe you could break the news.

I tried to do this the nice way, Patricia.

I want to be a part of your life.

I want to give you the...

I want you to open up for me.

I was gonna say something earlier, but we were involved

I was in a singing group in college,

I was supposed to go to my brother's wedding,

I will take it. I need a distraction anyway.

I wish my dad would pay attention to me.

I would love it if you leave my track how it is.

I would, but tomorrow's, like,

I'll be introducing you to a new star.

I'll stake her.

I'm DJ Khaled, aka Billy.

I'm done with you, Dad.

I'm getting old, Sunshine.

I'm gonna be a real handful, I gotta tell you.

I'm gonna go meet them, all right?

I'm gonna go now. I'll see you later,

I'm interested to see the Bellas in action.

I'm just small.

I'm not gonna do this with you today, so...

I'm so excited.

I'm sort of freelancing right now.

I'm the artist,

I'm your daughter.

I'm... I really am sorry. I...

I've been here the whole time.

I've been in hiding.

I've got my serious face on now.

I've graduated college.

I've known where you've been for years.

I've never been to France.

If he decides to show.

If I joined your group, I could be Obesity.

If it's easier, we'll just say "slutty."

If we win or not, because they will like us so much

If you cry, I'm gonna cry. I swear.

In a hostage crisis, so I just...

In fact, I've just come from our classified briefing.

In fact, we gotta set up.

In his life this time.

In my country,

In Sir Bounce a lot and I had to see him

In the South of France.

Incredibly rare.

Independent... ly.

Is Captain Bernie, who we like to call Zeke.

Is that feedback?

Is that he doesn't want the Bellas.

Is that you?

Is there a competition?

Is this man bothering you?

Isn't this beautiful? Doing a wonderful

It feels so good.

It is "Aubrey," isn't it?

It is. It is.

It'll be our last show together.

It's 5:00.

It's a big opportunity for you. All right?

It's a competition! Hello!

It's about you.

It's always been just us.

It's child's play for a man.

It's gonna be beautiful.

It's just too bad that he can't make it.

It's just us.

It's my pleasure.

It's not the first time I've heard that.

It's right around the corner. Uh, and...

It's the best day of my life. I mean, I can't be

It's the old van ferry death trap maneuver.

It's time for us to move on. You know?

It's time for you to climb that mountaintop and reach the top.

It's time for you to grow.

It's time for you to now flourish on your own.

It's, like, one of the hallmarks of your personality.

It's... I don't know.

It's... I I won't do it. It's not important.

Jelly wrestling coach, slash babysitter.

JOHN: And here's Beca Mitchell stepping onto the stage,

JOHN: Is your sound equipment working? Because...

JOHN: It's to honor fallen soldiers,

JOHN: Let's see if you can keep this up, girls.

JOHN: Look at this, ladies.

JOHN: That is a startling insight.

JOHN: That, my friend, was "Taps"

JOHN: We have been showing you

JOHN: Well, it's a big night for the Bellas, Gail.

JOHN: Well, these Bellas actually seem

JOHN: You can say that again, and I hope you won't.

John.

Just a little.

Just as small as she was the day she was born.

Just borrow her for a second.

Just like my little girl. (CHUCKLES)

Just... if we only have ten minutes left,

Keep challenging people to those.

Khaled has a... a little loop going.

Kind of feel like I've been saying something to that effect

Ladies, I'm messing with you.

Let this negative energy be released!

Let's aca rock this.

Let's crush this.

Let's give it up for DJ Khaled!

Let's go out like Bellas and... and sing one more song.

Let's go this way.

Let's go.

Let's just take the high road and do what we do.

Let's keep it simple this time.

Let's make it a loud one, guys.

Let's not keep this handsome Frenchman waiting.

Let's see what we have in the can.

Let's sing together again.

Like, screw them. It's not, like, the whole story.

Lilly could lay down a beat.

Listen, I... I know it's a lot

Long story short, I was in the NG,

Look at me. Stop.

Look, I know my father.

Look, your real family doesn't hold you back.

Lost in a sea of seamen.

Love!

Madonna, Beyoncé, Joan Baez.

Magical ears.

Make yourself at home.

MAN: General Posen and I were wrapping up

Maybe hit the rain locker,

Maybe we should just drop this facade between us

Maybe.

Mikhael, my former

Mm hmm.

Mm, let's go to it.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa.

Mm...

Move, move, move!

Musical presentation in a bunker.

Must be kind of lonely,

Must feel aca amazing.

My dad came!

My grandma's in a band right now... Nevermoist.

My man's social anxiety,

My name's Chicago. Over here to my left

Naturally.

Need a drink for Beca, ASAP!

Next time, when you're trying to impress DJ Khaled,

Nine minutes.

No "but, but, but." No!

No service.

No service. There's nothing.

No, I don't think so.

No, I guess, but...

No, I I was just trying to... I I'm I'm...

No, I think that... that was my sister.

No, no, I have to do a lot of buttons.

No, no, no. It's it's not that.

No, no, you're not.

No, no.

No, no. It's accurate.

No, to run military dark ops.

No, wait, darling.

No, what I mean is what you gave me

No, you're not gonna like that one.

No! This is my corner!

No! You know the long distance thing didn't work.

No. (CHUCKLES)

Nobody's gonna die tonight, right?

Not free.

Not these, though. They're mine.

Not to congratulate us.

Not to you, but to, like... I love, um, like, oranges.

Now you can rekindle the relationship,

Now!

Of course, now we've got the big stage

Of course.

Of the new song, but you stay on tempo,

Of the USO Tour in the South of France,

Of you and me close to my heart.

Oh, and I sing for fun.

Oh, baby, we're just getting started.

Oh, Beca, I got to show you something.

Oh, boy. Um...

Oh, cool. I... Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh, hey.

Oh, honey, that was... we didn't like that at all.

Oh, I had no idea.

Oh, I knew you'd make it.

Oh, I know you mean it.

Oh, I'm happy for them. That's nice.

Oh, it's just so beautiful.

Oh, la vache. The singing sounded very good.

Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad?

Oh, my God, you guys, that was so much fun!

Oh, my God. Guys, I just want to sing so bad.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, it's not a place for you.

Oh, no, it's, uh, DJ Khaled's suite.

Oh, no, no. There's no good people here.

Oh, okay, then average.

Oh, okay, well, do you happen to have...

Oh, okay.

Oh, she's a beaut.

Oh, that would be good for Christmas.

Oh, that's okay.

Oh, that's so funny.

Oh, they are already there with Chicago.

Oh, um... well, well, no, but...

Oh, well.

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, yes, really great.

Oh, you know me. I've got my ways.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Um, no, I'm a...

Okay, giant distraction coming up.

Okay, I've mentioned that my dad is in the Army

Okay, it's our job, brah.

Okay, ladies.

Okay, legacy, come on.

Okay, well, Stacie's out.

Okay, you guys aren't even in a group.

Okay?

Okay. Great.

Okay. I was with my father, all right?

Okay. That's the ladder that'll take you

Okay. There's something that you should know.

Okay. What's the plan?

Okay. Whatever.

On behalf of the Department of Defense, we would like

On your toes, folks.

Once we get the money, we sail directly to Sydney.

Ooh.

Ooh. Is that an AKG C 24?

Or else you might very well end up dead.

Or maybe I won't, you know, because he has

Or maybe I'll be the most important thing

Or the, uh... the Cayman Islands?

Or what about the time you smuggled drugs

Or your friends swim with the fishies.

Or, like, a hospital, like, it's... I'm not saying...

Our troops and their families.

Over here, we got Saddle Up.

Papaya Player's Delight?

Papi chulos, straight ahead.

Patricia, all my accounts are frozen.

Patricia, stop!

Patricia.

Perhaps this is the bittersweet memory

Pimp Lo, bam, bam, bam.

PIMP LO: Hey!

PIMP LO: Thank you. Yeah, that works.

Plan B.

Please be our guest in the high roller VIP room.

Please, Patricia, don't leave again.

Please, Patricia.

Please.

RAPPER: ♪ Give me the beat, I chew it like bubblegum ♪

Really excited to have you here.

Right now we're in Hangar Three.

Right on. I'm Calamity.

Right, ladies?

Right?

Right.

Rising from the ashes, only a really sad version

Round two.

Salute, salute. We have to salute.

Satan has finally left my body.

Secrets are, like, the worst, right?

Seriously, open your legs. It'll come out quicker.

Seven ATM machines?

She said it was just a bit of an allowance, but...

She'd like to share with the group.

She's a chocolate tart. You're the vanilla tart.

She's a girl.

Shh. I'll just see you up top.

Should we be considering using instruments?

Sides? Well, we...

Sir Bounce a lot.

Sir, step away from the Bella.

Sleep on top of each other anymore.

Smart people are talking right now.

So close. You're in the danger zone.

So he has a specific kind of arrangement

So I guess, Emily, you're in.

So I just had to ask.

So I need to be there 'cause my talent compensates

So nice! Oh, you're so beautiful.

So now, every time he wants to see me, he's like...

So proud of you.

So say your prayers,

So there is a competition.

So they... yeah, so they only picked her.

So they're trying to intimidate us.

So we can still be friends.

So your life isn't filled with crushing regret, right?

So, do you know how to do this? How do you do this?

So, on the tour, we've got three bands.

So, put your hands together for the Bellas.

So, what's your story?

So, when I was 18, I had to run away,

So...

So... (SIGHS)

Some new information in that sentence, but okay.

Some of them I know, like, really well.

Somebody that I have cosigned.

Someone open a window!

Something about an announcement?