Arctic Dogs Edit

A big shout out...

A colossal drill,

A drill?

A feather from perhaps a puffin!

A high pressured systematic attack

A remote berg lost in time,

A year? Well you know, these things are all about timing!

Abracadabra.

Adequate?

After that, Magda actually allowed me

Agent Swifty. He's back.

Ah, BAD gas. I love it.

Ah, well, you've chosen your fate then.

Ah, yes, here we are.

Ah, youth.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! I'm not blind.

Ah! Oh...

Ah! Stop doing that.

Ah! There's my favorite delivery pup.

Ah! Who put that wall there, man?

Ah! Yeah, okay, that's the third set.

Ah.

Ah. Shouldn't be long now.

Ah...

Ah...

Aha.

Aha. You lie.

All aboard!

All I have to do is trigger the self destruct with this remote.

All I wanted was to be seen, to be noticed like...

All right, Bjorn, start the drill.

All right, everybody.

All right, guys, that's it. We're out of here.

All right, Jade!

All right, team,

All right, that's enough!

All right, well, look, I should just get going before I keep talking.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Yeah!

All this warm weather suddenly?

Allow me to be painfully literal.

And a big shout out

And a lingonberry pie in my honor.

And a little something extra too.

And as for the Top Dogs?

And as the months turned into years, for some reason I...

And Bertha and Leo?

And easily the most visible citizens in town.

And for a town as isolated as Taigas ville, trust me, that really meant something.

And for that to happen, I need one final piece of the puzzle.

And grab that piña colada.

And hot. Too hot.

And I saw harnesses in a garbage can which makes me 90% sure the Top Dogs

And I would have been here earlier, but someone dumped a pile of snow on me.

And I've upgraded it to a three stage power system

And it is time for you to see behind the curtain.

And Jade, who's been building parts for his machine.

And juiced up the tiered percolation unit.

And look at me. Oh, no, it's you. Top dog.

And made little footprints all over your desk, didn't I?

And Magda not moose. Magda caribou.

And melt the ice caps within minutes.

And my kind evolved to blend into the environment.

And no one knows why.

And once I got that in my head, I couldn't see anything else.

And open up an ice cold can of Arctic justice.

And quite frankly, I've had enough.

And start over and...

And sweet, but for some reason never felt like he was good enough.

And that helped boost employee morale through the roof.

And that mega drill they're building is so they can reach it.

And that, too. I knew that.

And that's the last thing any kid wants to be.

And the, you know... Wait, do turtles even come home?

And then it hit me.

And there were these little puffins. Oh, there are so many...

And those coconut shell drinks with the little umbrellas in them.

And together we uncover conspiracies.

And you must bring her to us.

And you're not going to turn me down again.

Anybody want to go for swim?

Anytime, Jade.

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong.

Arctic strong.

Are you keeping hydrated? What's your electrolyte count?

Are you listening to me?

Are you lost?

Are you sure about this, Swifty?

Aren't you a fuzzy little nosy parker?

Argh!

As our thunderous machine twists into the heart of town.

As promised, I shall reveal it to you once the final piece is finished.

At 41 degrees Fahrenheit.

At first they were good.

At least I'll be remembered for something.

Aw.

Aw...

Awesome.

B A D. BAD gas.

Back to work!

BAD gas.

Be stronger than your excuses, Swifty. Let's go!

Because everyone has something unique and special to offer.

Because for years you've been stretching the truth to get attention, that's why.

Because I didn't know, Swifty.

Before that, he lived in ocean,

Being noticed was never a problem for them.

Bertha and Leopold will hack into the mainframe

Besides a tetanus shot?

Best thaw I ever thaw!

Big and wide.

Biolipadium Aradithic Dipsodium gas.

Bitterness, all encompassing...

Bring it to Magda, puffin scum!

Burrow eight miles below the surface...

But down from the year before's satisfactorily appropriate.

But gas was also dangerous.

But I'm always there for you, buddy. You know that.

But I'm blind.

But I'm looking forward to 40 winks of good old fashioned shut eye.

But it turns out you're just like all the rest of them, aren't you?

But it's too late now.

But the one I am most proud of is the new fleet.

But the truth is...

But the world's rejected that gift again and again.

But they're just going to have to take a number and get in line, right?

But what? What is it?

But you trust me, right?

But, for me, being invisible...

By dogs, and you are not a dog.

By way of my limitless genius.

Can I ask you something?

Can I get your picture?

Can somebody let me out?

Can you believe Swifty today? Getting caught stealing that old sled.

Can you do that, please, a fuchsia engage button?

Careful with the antlers.

Causing world leaders

Certainly not befitting of the greatest mechanical engineer

Charge!

Chins up, everyone.

Citizens of Taigasville, if I might have your attention.

Come and get me, you little freaks.

Come on back, hero.

Come on out.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, buddy. It's showtime.

Come on, come on...

Come on, Jade. It's...

Come on, Jade...

Come on, no way. Not gonna happen.

Come on, PB. Enjoy the ride!

Come on!

Come! Come back. I order you to come back this instant!

Confusing his crazy for genius.

Couldn't have been three blocks away, no.

Count me in.

Curtain's closed.

Customer signatures.

Deliveries have only ever been made

Denied by the establishment.

Did Magda change her mind about the suspension?

Did you bring intel?

Did you have to say "just a fox"? Couldn't you just say "a fox"?

Do tell.

Do you see?

Do you think he's telling the truth or could he be one of them?

Do your thing, Top Dog.

Does it still make coffee?

Don't call me that. I don't deserve it.

Don't know, buddy. But I'm loving it.

Don't leave me here, please.

Don't trust her, Swifty. She works for the walrus, remember?

Don't try to change subject.

Don't we all?

Don't worry, I'm getting used to it.

Don't you worry, Magda. You won't regret this.

Don't you yearn for the burn?

Door, please. Top Dog here.

Dreams do come true...

Drilled for what?

Drum roll, please.

Duke, Dakota, and Dusty.

Duke, Dakota, Dusty.

Duke!

Eh, perhaps my biographer Anders here can illuminate you.

Eh?

Employee of the year?

Escape.

Ever since I was a pup, I've tried to make the world a better place

Ever since the puffins turned up, so has the heat.

Everybody come out.

Everybody wake up.

Everyone grabs a blaster.

Everyone loves how you do the gadgets and trinkets and...

Everyone out. Let's go.

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Explain this.

Extremely.

Extremely... adequate.

Filled with adorable, yet evil, little puffins

Find out what kind of happening is happening down there.

First I want to introduce you to some friends of mine.

First, as promised, I'd like to fill you in

Five minutes to impact.

Floyd.

Fly?

FM The Blast.

Focus, Swifty! Fountain rounds.

For being an idiot!

For the Arctic Blast Delivery Service.

For years, Walrus present his cuckoo ideas...

For you.

Forty seconds to impact.

Four minutes to impact.

Fox know Walrus lair best.

Fox lead.

Fox must lead.

Fox never get promotion so long as Magda here.

Fox suspended from official ABDS work until further notice.

Gadgets and trinkets?

Gallop and carry your wits. Hurry up.

Game face.

Game faces, guys.

Gas to melt the polar ice caps.

Gas.

Get a four percent discount on your next delivery?

Get him, yeah.

Get ready.

Give me a second, would you?

Go ahead.

Go on then.

Go retrieve the package.

Going up.

Gonestown. Vamooselvania. Look.

Good bye, you fabulous group of simpletons. Ta ta.

Good job.

Good morning, Ms. Jade.

Good morning, Taigasvillians.

Good morning, Taigasvillians.

Gotcha.

Gotta say, I am loving this thaw.

Guten Morgen, everyone.

Hang on, just one second.

Has anybody seen my self respect?

Have been dog napped, and there are sleeping gas blasters.

He did it!

He knew what buttons to push and you let him.

He knows where they live!

He knows.

He must become one of us. Commence the initiation ceremony.

He played you, Jade.

Hello, Arctic Blast Delivery Service.

Hello, little guy.

Hello, Mr. Musk Ox.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help me.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, I'll help you get started.

Here, what's your name?

Here.

Here.

Here... Here you go, ma'am.

Heroes?

Hey there, citizens.

Hey, all right, you hear what she said?

Hey, come on. I've already been initiated.

Hey, did you see this?

Hey, hey, Taigasvillians.

Hey, I love puffins.

Hey, is that my coffee maker?

Hey, Ja...

Hey, Jade.

Hey, looking good, guys.

Hey, PB. Lemmy.

Hey, Swifty.

Hey, Swifty.

Hey, Swifty. Hi, Swifty. You're the best.

Hey, Swifty. You're the best Top Dog ever.

Hey, there.

Hey, this is so cool.

Hey, Top Dog. What gives?

Hey, wait, no. You still have my pen.

Hey, we didn't get our hospital supplies today.

Hey. Hi.

Heya, Swifty. Congrats on your first delivery run.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm?

Hold on a second.

Hold on. Look, just a minute. I'll be right back.

Hold onto your whiskers.

Hold that thought.

Home's on their back.

Hook me up, PB.

How about now? Do I sound crazy now?

How about that, guys?

How are we supposed to get there?

How are we today?

How could you say that?

How dare you carry out such an operation without my permission!

How did you get in here?

How shall I say, not entirely dependable these days,

How's that taste, Lemmy?

However, we're on a tight schedule and seeing as though the mail has become,

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hundred percent, super duper Top Dog here.

I almost didn't recognize you. You've aged terribly.

I always have.

I am Bertha and this is my life partner, Leopold.

I am freaking out, man!

I am looking around. And you know what I see?

I brought intel, out tel, up tel and down tel. Let me tell.

I came back for you.

I can back for you, Swifty.

I can deliver that for you.

I can see.

I can wait a long time.

I can wait until the cows come home.

I can wait until the pigs, donkeys, the frogs and the turtles,

I can't do this.

I decided to have you work in house.

I didn't know it was a secret.

I didn't know what I was building! I...

I didn't say anything.

I don't have time for a radio interview for tomorrow morning's show.

I don't know about you guys,

I don't know how much longer I can take this, PB.

I don't like him. Come on, PB.

I don't think we're...

I get it.

I got my game face on. How's it look?

I got the package, I got a sled.

I got your back!

I gotta tell you what I was trying to tell you earlier. Those packages that you...

I gotta tell you, sure feels nice being recognized more than just a fox.

I had such high hopes for you, my dear.

I hate when he's thinking.

I have a package for... Mr. Occu Pant.

I have to get this package out this morning,

I hear you.

I hope he doesn't hurt himself pulling that sled.

I hope he makes it back okay.

I hope someone figures out why all the beavers have Italian accents.

I hope you've all been practicing your doggy paddle.

I just kept thinking about home.

I knew it!

I know it must be hard to stay calm in my presence.

I know none of these will get crushed now with you on the job.

I know you have big dream of being Top Dog, but you're not dog.

I know, that's...

I know, weird, already, right? Okay, it gets better.

I know. I realize that all my fans want to hear from me,

I lost my pound.

I love a good turnout.

I made sure your package got delivered.

I mean accuracy...

I mean the "just" thing is really kind of...

I mean, really, really far out there.

I mean, technically, they're kind of home already, right?

I mean, well it's not great that we're all stuck in here, but we're all together.

I mean, you could break your legs

I mean, you're looking at the next lead dog

I mean...

I meant hilarious.

I missed the Arctic air.

I must say I'm impressed.

I need you to make the control panel.

I re tempered the glass on the carafe, added a hydraulic press,

I run serious business here.

I see all systems are a go. And how are our guests doing?

I see someone who never gave up.

I signed up for hot yoga this afternoon.

I stepped in your ink pad

I stretched. Don't worry about it.

I swear that's gonna be me one day.

I think I'm going uphill. Are we uphill?

I think I'm gonna lose a pound.

I think something is going on, PB.

I think they noticed.

I thought Paul was the walrus.

I thought you weren't discussing any specifics.

I turned my focus towards working at the place of my dreams.

I was all like, "Sign here. Here's your package, sir."

I was finally hired on as an ABDS junior employee.

I was on my way.

I was, like, swooshing and whooshing.

I was... out.

I will reveal what we've created once it's complete,

I... Well, I'm in training.

I'll be back before Magda even knows it.

I'll be better once I get us out of here.

I'll fix it.

I'll go get her.

I'll have to destroy your town to get at it.

I'll just be over here, enjoying the view from behind this...

I'll make a rug out of your hide.

I'll never make it.

I'll see you soon.

I'll take care of it.

I'll think about it.

I'm afraid of heights.

I'm all ears.

I'm an Arctic fox.

I'm bathing.

I'm blind!

I'm fluent in... in all the fluencies too.

I'm getting ready to blast my abs and max my glutes!

I'm glad you finally got what you wanted.

I'm just a fox.

I'm just a fox.

I'm just putting the final touches on the town snowblower,

I'm just saying it, you know, I...

I'm not Jade.

I'm okay!

I'm ready to go! Wah!

I'm ready. You ready? Let's do this.

I'm really beginning to hate this club.

I'm really sorry about the present state of the accommodations.

I'm sorry, Nasty Naz Narwhal,

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I had nothing to do with that.

I'm taking a sled, delivering packages whether you like it or not.

I'm the only one who has a chance.

I'm Top Dog.

I'm... Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I've done what you've asked. Now let me go.

I've got to head back to headquarters to continue my duties.

I've never had to sign before.

I've seen that before.

I've worked really hard for this.

If allowed into the atmosphere, it would speed up global warming,

If fox screw up, miss one delivery, damage one package,

If he was one of them? Hm?

If Magda finds out you took this,

If that fella had an inkling of what this job actually entails...

If we move at all, they will see us.

If you feel faint or a cramp coming on, don't hesitate to just leave the sled...

If you were to lick, the results would have been catastrophic.

If you're such a genius,

In all these exotic countries,

In any case, time is ticking.

In Taigasville.

In the Arctic since the puffins first appeared.

In the end, it took someone special to help me see that.

In the meantime, rest assured that your name

Incoming!

Indeed, and I'm so very thankful for it.

Inside, right next to the door, is a wall of sleeping gas blasters.

Is doing what you can, however big or small,

Is important, isn't it? All right, who sold me out?

Is it fair that ex husband run off with wild elk ten years younger? No!

Is it fair that I have to run business

Is someone there?

Is that why you came back?

Is there any other way to trigger the self destruct?

Is there anything for him?

Is this for real?

Isn't there a delightful maxim about how curiosity killed the cat?

It appears the shadowy conspirators are finally coming to light.

It is hot and incredibly stinky.

It is mutant.

It is prehistoric.

It just seems like you've been trying to act like someone else.

It looks like you got another package out here on the sled.

It shows where the puffins have drilled so far.

It was promising.

It was the puffins drilling into the underground pockets,

It'll all become clear in a minute.

It's a feather.

It's all good, bro.

It's all here, every suspicious happening

It's also the secret handshake.

It's Duke's 25th anniversary with the ABDS.

It's far. What do you say, Agent Swifty?

It's finished.

It's going to start coming apart, so get off that rig as soon as you can.

It's going to take forever to walk from up here.

It's gonna be cooking.

It's just an expression.

It's like I had blinders on. So, yeah, I get it.

It's my job.

It's not true.

It's official procedure.

It's pool party time!

It's weird, man! I'm just telling you!

Jade is around the corner.

Jade need to fix machines. I call, but she no answer phone.

Jade, all of your packages are important to me.

Jade, tell me what I need to do again.

Jade, what have you gotten yourself into?

Jade, world's greatest engineer."

Jade, you okay?

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade?

Jade.

Jade.

Jade.

Just cover for me, okay?

Just get filthy paws off desk.

Just give it here.

Just gotta get going here. Then it's smooth sailing.

Just leave the package by the mailbox.

Just please remember to handle that delivery with care.

Justice served. How about ya?

Keep.

Kidnapping the Top Dogs

Lead?

Lemmy doesn't do flying.

Lemmy don't play that.

Lemmy, can you fly up and see how far Duke is?

Lemmy, fly.

Lemmy, get mopping.

Lemmy, mop is for cleaning, not for licking!

Lemmy, show me where Magda keeps those old sleds.

Lemmy, what have you got for me?

Lemmy!

Let me come with you, to help pull.

Let me double check.

Let me hear you say hey.

Let me out! Hey, let me out!

Let the little guy have his dream. He's not hurting anyone.

Let's get ready for the daily slog.

Let's just say he packed up and left.

Let's just say she picked the right canine for the job.

Let's see.

Like that other guy.

Listen up.

Listen, I put a self destruct in the control panel.

Listen, puffins, I know it doesn't look good, but it's not over.

Lived it!

Look at me, Ma. I'm flying!

Look at me!

Look at... Look, I can see. Ow!

Look out!

Look over there.

Look, I found something in your warehouse that needed some fixing.

Look, I just met them when I delivered a package to their place up north.

Look, I just need to tell you... W... Wait.

Look, I saw the letters you got from him.

Look, I'm still gonna need some help getting to that drill.

Look, little fella, you can't defeat these guys.

Look, Magda, you can't blame yourself for crazy.

Look, no time to talk, sir.

Look, the show's over kid.

Look, there's no other way, and you know it.

Look, what if I just had a small delivery route?

Looking good, Swifty.

Looks like Taigasville is in for a floody good time.

Magda bend rules one time.

Magda clear way.

Magda fire him same day.

Magda know Otto von Walrus all too well.

Magda promote him, but then came pneumatic tube system,

Magda regret this already.

Magda see everything.

Magda should have mailed Walrus to prison years ago.

Magda take him in.

Magda with Special Forces, lifetime ago.

Magda with you.

Magda, I...

Magda, I've been waiting my entire life for this moment

Magda, you have made the smartest decision of my life!

Magnifique.

Make processes better.

Mama.

Many years ago, before you worked at ABDS, Walrus was employee.

May have something to do with the rising temperatures.

Maybe they didn't notice.

Maybe you should just be happy

Me too, I'm in. Yeah!

Meeting time, puffins. Let's go.

Mm.

Must have been exciting though.

My first delivery to the middle of nowhere.

My goodness, is that Magda?

My heart was here...

Never.

Nice to see you're not converging on me to do...

Ninety eight, 99, 100.

Ninety nine FM The Blast.

Ninety nine FM, The Blast.

No deliveries today.

No deliveries, no ABDS.

No deliveries?

No mistakes, no delays, custom holdups, nothing.

No offense, but you look awful.

No return address.

No Top Dogs, no deliveries.

No, I don't.

No, I only got the chance because Duke and the others disappeared.

No, I think not,

No, it was a... single package.

No, Lemmy!

No, no, Lemmy. Watch.

No, no, not exactly.

No, not that fly. You're the only one who can get the controls.

No, she can't see me like this.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Not okay. We're trapped.

No! Well, yeah. Look, something's going on...

No.

Nope, afraid not.

North of the 47th parallel.

Not on my watch.

Not so fast. Fox go there.

Now anyone can be Top Animal, not just dogs,

Now that Lemmy was flying free, he became a one man centralized processing system.

Now that the Top Dogs have seen our operation,

Now that's recognition.

Now, as promised,

Now, get back to work.

Now, go away.

Now, I'm going out there.

Now, in case you didn't already think you were in hot water,

Now, let's go get those doors open. It's showtime.

Now, please tell me I didn't miss the delivery cut off time.

Now, remember kids, when put to the test, deliver your best.

Now, they're holed up in a secret fortress

Now, we need to come together,

Now, what'd I tell you guys? Okay, everyone here?

Now, who's with me?

Number one star, y'all. That's me. I got a pen.

Obsessed with idea of fame and immortality,

Of an ancient gas buried deep beneath Taigasville.

Of being recognized and standing out from the pack,

Oh, ah!

Oh, all right. Please wait.

Oh, and I'd really like the main button to be fuchsia.

Oh, and Otto von Walrus?

Oh, Anders.

Oh, boy.

Oh, but I do, my dear boy.

Oh, did I say nefarious?

Oh, for goodness... Good bye.

Oh, for pete's sake.

Oh, hey there, little girl.

Oh, hey, Jade.

Oh, hey, wait. It's too far.

Oh, I almost didn't see you there, little fella.

Oh, I see, you are converging on me.

Oh, I'm a puffin and I will sign for the package.

Oh, I'm not about to discuss the specifics of my nefarious plans with you.

Oh, look at him go.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, it must have fallen into the water when I jumped out of the cage.

Oh, no, it's gonna blow!

Oh, no, we're going to be late.

Oh, no. Uh uh.

Oh, okay, I got it.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that smell. It's like the planet made a poopy.

Oh, that's you.

Oh, the work bell.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, wait. Oh!

Oh, what is it?

Oh, what is this?

Oh, wonderful. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, but I gotta give the fans what they want.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. The good news is I'm here to unleash the devastating power

Oh, you see?

Oh, you should have seen me! That was amazing.

Oh, you'll get your control panel all right.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Hello, angry mob of townsfolk.

Oh! I do love a captive audience.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, back to party.

Okay, first, it's albatrosseses.

Okay, fox, welcome to the team.

Okay, give me a second.

Okay, how? Where's the panel?

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Just help me get to that drill.

Okay. Sure.

Okay. Well, I'll start the recon mission right away.

Okie dokie, guys. Well, it's been real.

On it like a baby bonnet riding a comet.