Pitch Perfect (2012) Edit

A cappella out of sock puppets? Genius.

A cappella out of sock puppets? Genius.

A musical boner. I saw it at Hood Night. It's distracting.

A toner.

A what?

Again and again and again and again And again and again

Ah, classic pun. I know.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

All right, ladies, it's now or never. Hands in!

All right. On three.

ALL: And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker

ALL: One, two...

ALL: One, two...

ALL: Ugh!

ALL:...promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman.

ALLlSON: And a basket case.

Always a pleasure, Kimmy Jin.

Am I right, Gail?

And all eyes will be on senior Aubrey Posen.

And all you'd ever hear me say

And black coffee to help with his morning dumps.

And create a track that blends them together.

And do you guys wanna see a dead body?

And here's the first one up. Good luck.

And I am happy now living without you

And I come right back. Right. Wow.

And I did it anyway.

And I guess it's just the woman in you

And I hate myself every day because of it! I know.

And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker

And I sure would like some sweet company

And I trust you will add your own cardio.

And I'm leaving tomorrow, what d'ya say?

And I'm out.

And if we let them penetrate us,

And if, at the end of a year, you still don't wanna be here,

And is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?

And it is my job to make sure that my soldiers are prepped at go time

And it was, like, totally off key, I wanted to choke you!

And it's because of my, my nodes.

And layer them together, we could make some...

And not wanna come forward and say they wanted a solo.

And not wanna come forward and say they wanted a solo.

And now we're face to face

And our altos. Fat Amy, Denise, Ashley, and Beca.

And start paying my dues.

And that kid sees dead people and Darth Vader is Luke's father.

And the chess match continues.

And the ladies in the room cannot get enough.

And the Sockappellas, once again proving

And then I can die a hero.

And then there's...

And there are only four months until regionals.

And this is matching up downbeats.

And to my right is fellow a cappella alum John Smith

And we are live from Carolina University.

And you can let your hair down

And you can let your hair down

And you can let your hair down

And you can let your hair down

And you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time.

And you will notice that we only do songs made famous by women.

And your official BU **** whistle.

And, Bumper, huge fan.

ANDREW: And an athlete.

Are you guys getting ready for the riff off?

Are you serious? The Trebles win!

As far as Barden goes, that's what being a man's all about.

As long as my credit can vouch a dog couldn't catch me straight up

As you can see, Kori is not here.

At least they're different.

At the lnternational Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.

AUBREY: Come on, girls! Let's go!

AUBREY: Ladies, welcome to a ca initiation night.

AUBREY: Okay. Sopranos in the front and altos in the back.

AUBREY: Ooh.

Baby got 'em up open all over town

Baby, all through the night

Baker Hall, I think.

Beca, a word?

Beca, I'm sorry. You lost.

Beca, wake up.

BECA: Hmm...

BECA: Um...

BECA: Yeah, look at the black one with the white sock.

Beca! Beca!

Because I have nodes.

Because I love to sing.

Because I wanna watch you watch the end of this movie.

Because she's never even been in competition.

Because she's never even been in competition.

Because we don't stray from tradition.

Because you said my boobs look like baloney.

Before everybody goes to bed tonight,

BELLAS: (SINGING) Love to hear it

BENDER: And a criminal.

Benjamin Applebaum.

Best scored and soundtracked movies of all time.

BRlAN: Does that answer your question?

Bump like acne, no doubt I put it down, never slouch

Bumper. I wanted to choke you out!

But all your bullets ricochet

But also, someone else might be equally as excellent.

But chains and whips Excite me

But I can roll with this.

But I can't hear a word you say

But I really need to see it, Beca.

But ifyou think this is just some high school club,

But it's over now

But it's over right now

But party in the back. I see these happening here.

But since you've been gone

But then I think, ''Hmm. Better not.'' Yeah.

By making music with their mouths.

Calm your pits, Beca. We still lost.

Can I count on you to hold my hair back if I puke?

Can you match pitch? Try me.

Can you read music? Yeah.

Can you stand up straight? See how I come right back?

Chloe, for serious, what is wrong with you?

Chloe, look at you. You're a mess . You're unfocused. You're unreliable.

Chloe, you gotta be able to hit that last note.

Chloe, your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all.

Chloe: Can you sing? Yeah.

Chloe: Oh!

Chloe: Yeah. See you at auditions!

Chris Rock, everybody.

CLAlRE: A princess.

Click on ''Guy Pukes on Cat.''

Come on, baby bubble, wait in line. Yep. Yeah.

Could have been a Billy ldol song, but he turned it down.

Cover much ground, got game by the pound

Criticize

Crushed it.

Crystal. I won't solo.

Cut off!

CYNTHlA ROSE: it's making a statement.

Dedicated You took the time

Did we?

Dixie Chicks serious.

DJ: Ninety five point seven, WBUJ, music for the independent mind.

DJing is not a profession, it's a hobby.

Do we clap?

Don't blow it unless it's actually happening.

Don't tell her I said that.

DR. MlTCHELL: Beca.

Dressing for comfort?

Dude, no. Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.

Dude, no. Get out!

Dude, that's awesome!

Each and every day, true player way

Eight super hot girls with bikini ready bodies

Enough! It happened. It's over.

Everybody be cool. It's just a normal day.

Everything okay?

F you F you very, very much

F you very, very much

Fat Amy? Yes, sir?

Fine.

Fire away

Fire away, fire away

Fire away, fire away

For an all lady group to break through that a cappella glass ceiling?

For free, I might add. End of story.

Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth. Sorry.

Funny, this doesn't look like your lntro to Philosophy class.

GAIL: And she makes it through, folks. No cookie toss.

GAIL: Sexy man splits.

GAIL: That's right, John. Now, why do you think it's taken so long

GAIL: The Barden Bellas bringing back

Getting it.

Give me just a minute Of your time tonight

Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent

Go, go, go! Pick up your knees!

God, if we can't even recruit Baloney Barb, then we can't get anybody.

Good luck auditioning this year. Douche b's.

Great white shark. I wouldn't... Hey.

Greatest ending to any movie ever.

Gross. Can you sing it for me?

Hands in, a ca bitches! Okay.

Hands in.

Has your dad ever told you to shut up?

Have you been standing there long?

He doesn't. Totally know her.

He's good. You're good.

Hello.

Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara. I was born with gills like a fish.

Help us turn our dreams into a reality?

Her nodes. Her nodes.

Here we go again. You know, Beca,

Here's the real question.

Hey, Barb. You gonna audition this year? We have openings.

Hey, Bellas, remember when you tried to play in the big leagues and you choked?

Hey, guys, what we just did was great, right?

Hey, guys. All right, I'll give you my number.

Hey, I'm Beca.

Hey, man, what's up? I'm Jesse.

Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

Hey, this is my new mix,

Hey, you must be Beca's roommate.

Hey.

Hey. I know you.

Hi there! Welcome to Barden University. What dorm?

Hi, any interest in joining our a cappella group?

Hi, everybody, my name is Stacie.

Hi, would you like to be a member of...

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.

His name is literally ''Darth Father.''

Hit it!

Hit me with your best shot

Hit me with your best shot

Hmm?

Horizontal running?

How about we just get good singers?

How could a person like me care for you?

How high does your belt go? My what?

How is the stepmonster?

How long was that little guy in there?

Huh.

I also happen to be super into close up magic.

I am confident that we will find

I am living with nodes.

I am so glad that I met you.

I am so sorry, Howie. I know we're not performance ready.

I am titanium

I am titanium

I auditioned for you three times and never got in

I can breathe for the first time

I can see your toner through those jeans.

I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance,

I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate.

I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk.

I can't get her out of my mind

I can't. It's impossible.

I didn't know we had to prepare that song.

I don't have a girlfriend.

I don't know the words, but I can...

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I don't know. She looks a little too alternative for us.

I don't like your attitude. You don't even know me.

I don't think you're gonna remember any of this.

I feel like only music can do that.

I get what I want

I got a job at the radio station.

I got it. Thanks.

I got to bag it up We out

I got to bag it up, baby

I got to bag it up, baby

I got to bag it up, baby

I got to bag it up, baby

I have nodes.

I know I can't help myself

I know it's hard, know it's hard

I know you have a toner for Jesse.

I know you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I know... I can do it.

I like the way you work it No diggity

I like the way you work it No diggity

I like the way you work it No diggity

I like the way you work it no diggity

I like the way you work it No diggity

I love it, like, more than life.

I mean, you're welcome.

I need you to make a list of everything you did wrong.

I saw the sign

I saw the sign

I saw the sign

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the...

I saw you guys perform at a Mall of America like three years ago.

I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

I think about the girl all the time

I think Beca should take my solo.

I think that we're gonna be really fast friends.

I think you need to get on this level.

I thought of a new name for this hairstyle.

I wanna produce music. I wanna make music, Dad.

I want some more of this.

I wanted the hot Bellas, not this barnyard explosion.

I will see you in auditions, Fat Amy.

I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down.

I won't disappoint you.

I would be happy to do it

I would, but I can't.

I, sing your name...

I...

I'll be yours till the end of time

I'm bulletproof Nothing to lose

I'm Dr. Mitchell, Beca's dad.

I'm fine.

I'm going to the Activities Fair.

I'm gonna get you a drink. Go for it.

I'm gonna melt that Cabbage Patch Kid.

I'm gonna stop this.

I'm Luke. Station manager. You must be Becky the intern?

I'm Luke. Station manager. You must be Becky the intern?

I'm Luke. You're late.

I'm not paying for this. Let's go. Come on. God.

I'm not worried. I think we're gonna be a ca awesome.

I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have a ca children.

I'm posing an important philosophical question.

I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What was that?

I'm starving, so could you...

I'm the best singer in Tasmania. With teeth.

I've been burned before.

I've left you all alone

I've never heard that rule! Ladies, ladies, come on. Come back.

Idiot.

If a group likes you, they will contact you directly.

If I don't actually go to that class, will it still suck?

Ifwe pull samples from different genres

Ifwe pull samples from different genres

Ifyou ain't pledging Sigma Beta, you ain't worth no crap.

Ifyou sing the same boring, girly shit every year,

In the springtime, all the students study on the grass.

Inspired me to become a certified illusionist.

Is how I picture me with you

Is it me or are those skirts just not working anymore?

Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?

Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?

It feels like the first time

It feels like the very first time

It is. That song really builds.

It must have been love

It sounds great.

It was an accident. I...

It was cool but it was all pretend

It was, like, me and some Aboriginals. It was really *******.

It's a lot of floor work. I see that.

It's a new season for a cappella.

It's a nice surprise to see the Bellas mixing it up.

It's a tough blow, ladies.

It's all from our mouths.

It's all over the third row. No, no...

It's definitely something.

It's going down, fade to Blackstreet The homies got RB, collab' creations

It's good. I'm sure the beginning is...

It's high.

It's inevitable. You're really drunk right now.

It's inevitable. You're really drunk right now.

It's okay, it's gonna be okay. Okay.

It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.

It's true. And they might be shy

It's true. I'm full of fun facts.

It's...

Jaws, E. T., The Breakfast Club, Star Wars and Rocky.

John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong.

JOHN: Boy, these Barden University Treblemakers always thrill the judges.

JOHN: His pain is our gain, Gail.

JOHN: Well, the Bellas tonight are making history

Just consider it.

Just don't eff up your solo.

Just keep flyering. We have tradition to uphold.

Just living the dream. I still can't believe they let my sexy fat ass in.

Just take the dramatics down a notch, okay? Hi, do you wanna...

Just tell me where you're at with English.

Just... It's your old man making a funny.

JUSTlN: And our next category is...

JUSTlN: The winners get the greatest prize of all.

Keep going.

Keep on rockin' to it Please don't stop the

Keep your head up

Kimmy Jin is my friend. No.

Ladies of the '80s.

Last night she was Treble boned.

Let's give it up for the Barden Bellas!

Let's see how you do it Put up your dukes, let's get down to it!

Let's see our first category.

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be

Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex, baby

Like a virgin

Like the one in me That's okay

Like, any movies? You don't...

Look, honey. College is... It's great.

Look, just so you know, I'm not a total nerd.

Looking at it now, I can see that it's a bit much.

Love it. What's your name?

Love to hear it

Love to hear percussion

Love to hear percussion

Man, the old Bellas was hot!

MAN: Hey, this is campus police. Hide your wine coolers.

May l? Oh.

Maybe you can try to Facebook message him.

Me, too. I'm going to the Activities Fair with my super good friend, Kimmy Jin.

MEN: (CHANTlNG) Taking names, taking numbers. Join our righteous frat.

Money in the bank.

My dad always says, ''lf you're not here to win,

My fellow a ca people.

My hobbies include cuticle care and the E! Network.

My lady jam.

My money's on Black Beauty.

My tone deaf sidekick Justin here will be collecting your information.

Na na na Come on

Na na na Come on, come on, come on

Nice. Mmm hmm. Bumper and Donald.

No Benji?

No English?

No sex on the desk.

No, Dad, I don't actually care. I just wanted to say ''stepmonster.''

No, I think your trick was fine. I just think the talking was a little weird.

No, no way. I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust,

No, no way. I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust,

No, we don't. Never.

No, you don't. Yeah, I do.

No! Holy...

No.

No.

No. Hard pass. Hard pass.

No. I did do Fiddler on the Roof, though, in high school.

No. I'm not drunk at all, you're just blurry.

No. No, I just got here, I wasn't just standing here.

No. You're one of those a cappella girls,

Not a dude. It's not a dude.

Not a good enough reason to use the word ''penetrate.''

Not a lot of ******* people where you're from?

Not for that reason. I'm not leaving here till you sing. So...

Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.

Not me. I'm here for one reason only. I really love stacking CDs.

Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

Nothing. I hear nothing.

Now I get, I get what I want (OPERATlCALLY) Now I get, I get what I want

Now that you've puked your way to the bottom,

Now, don't just bring it, sing it. And let's do this.

Now, if you'll place your scarves in your right hand.

Now, this is how we will become champions.

Now, you guys will be spending a lot of down time together, so please, just

Of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone.

Oh, great, that place.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine...

Oh, my God! You have to audition for the Bellas.

Oh, my God. This is a travesty.

Oh, nice.

Oh, that's okay. Sing anything you want.

Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.

Oh, yeah. I'm pretty confident about all this.

Oh!

Oh! Why can't we figure this out?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (MlMlCS RECORD SCRATCHlNG)

Okay, guys. Thank you. Goodbye.

Okay, I'm calling it.

Okay, I'm gonna go introduce myself.

Okay, let me explain something to you because you still don't seem to get it.

Okay, let me explain something to you because you still don't seem to get it.

Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?

Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?

Okay, we will work on that first thing next time.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Don't forget to pick up your performance schedules.

Okay. Hands in, Bellas.

Okay. So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go down this way,

Okay. That is everybody. I'm really not that impressed this year, guys.

Olden dance, and mermaid dancing,

On the TV. On a regional cable affiliate.

On three or after three? On three.

One time, we sang backup for Prince.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Oops! Oh!

Or do you have that as well?

Or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.

Organized nerd singing. This is great.

Ouch! Boy, that hurt.

Out of sight, out of mind

Over there. Thanks.

Perfectly sums up the movie . It's equally beautiful and sad.

Please be careful.

Please don't stay in touch

Please don't stop the music

Please don't stop the Please don't stop the

Prepare to soften the beach.

Remember, ''ah'' on three.

Ricochet You take your aim

Right?

See you later. Make good choices.

Seriously, you girls are awesome... Iy horrible.

Seriously? Yes, seriously.

Seriously. I am nude.

Several days.

Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it

Sex, baby Let's talk about you and me

Shalom!

She had a week's worth of lunch and lost it.

She has been disinvited from the Bellas.

She has man hands.

Shiny and new

Shorty get down, good Lord

Shut your mouth, I just can't take it No, no

Shut your mouth, I just can't take it No, no, no, no

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

Sing ''ah'' on three...

So I'm gonna need you to scoot. Skedaddle.

So if there's anything you wanted to play...

So true, John.

So you will never wanna feel this way again.

So, does anyone here have anything to confess?

So, have you guys been out on the quad yet?

So, I brought this over,

So, if you have a problem with the way that I run the Bellas,

So, like, this is the new bass line,

So, like, this is the new bass line,

So, we just pick any song that works?

So, what's your deal?

So, when did you get here? How did you get here?

So, when I drink too much tonight,

So... Excuse me. Excuse me.

Songs about sex. Sex?

Sorry, I don't even sing, but it was really nice to meet you guys.

Sorry.

Spending time with you stacking CDs... And I do.

Stacie, the Trebles don't respect us,

Sticks and stones May break my bones

Still moving this flavor With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy

Still need to shower.

Strictly biz, she don't play around

Sure.

Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart topper is not lame.

Take your chair.

Talented group of ladies whose dream is

Talking loud Not saying much

Tell me who can stop when Dre makin' moves attracting honeys like a magnet

Tell me, what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast?

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks to you Thanks to you

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That brings out the man in me

That don't make us wanna kill ourselves, right?

That is amazing, Beca.

That is fascinating.

That it doesn't get better for everyone after high school.

That means that one of us is probably a lesbian.

That oath cost you two girls already today.

That oath was serious?

That should really be a lesson to everyone.

That song is my jam.

That song is tired. We're not gonna win with it.

That was a really good start. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

That's a double negative. That's a lot of negatives.

That's high school.

That's me singing.

That's my dick.

That's nice. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

That's not gonna be easy. He's a hunter.

That's not how we do it.

That's not... I...

That's what I wanna do when I grow up. I wanna score movies.

The 2012 southeastern regional competition has officially begun.

The BU Harmonics.

The High Notes.

The key is early diagnosis.

The mezzos. Cynthia Rose, Stacie, Kori.

The microphone used by Hoobastank... (MOUTHlNG) I don't care.

The negative side effects of medical marijuana, folks.

The regionals begin the long road to Lincoln Center

The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden.

The rubbing together of your vocal cords at above average rates

The same song they sang at last year's finals.

The smell ofyour weird is actually affecting my vocal cords,

The sopranos. Jessica, Mary Elise, Lilly.

The Treblemakers.

The white girl is back.

The word you needed to match was ''it.'' And you sang, ''it's.''

The word's out. Bellas is the laughing stock of a cappella.

Then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike

There is none of that here.

There's four groups on campus. The Bellas. That's us. We're the tits.

There's no craft there. Watching them will make you worse.

There's nothing from this century on here.

They sing a lot of Madonna.

They sit on your windpipe and they crush your dreams.

They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.

They're not particularly motivated.

They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl,

This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know.

This has never happened! Now, this is how you bring some excitement

This is a surprise!

This is awesome.

This is college. Join in.

This is war, Beca,

This makes my beer taste bad.

This shit is real life!

This song launched Simple Minds in the US.

This sucks. I wanted to play music.

To return to the national finals at Lincoln Center this year.

TOMMY: For your audition, each of you will be singing sixteen bars

Too far. You think?

Took a cab. Didn't wanna inconvenience you and Sheila.

Totally changed my life. I have not stopped thinking about you since.

Totes. We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments.

Touched for the very first time

Turn in your scarf and go.

Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around

Turn it upside down

Turn it, turn it, turn it around, turn it around

Turn it, turn it, turn it around, turn it around turn it, turn it, turn it around

Turn the beat around

Turn the beat around

Two bottles of whiskey for the way

Uh...

Um... You call yourself Fat Amy?

Unless you're Rick Dees or someone awesome.

Vocal nodules.

Vomit everywhere.

Wait, actually...

Wait, is your dad a taxi driver? No.

Wanna see you whip it So could treat you right

Wasn't long till I called you mine

We are giving them our power.

We are the kings of campus!

We better have our shit together for SBT.

We both are here to have the... So let it whip

We don't want a repeat of what happened last year.

We have a gig next week. That's right. Next week.

We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!

We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.

We sing all over the world and we compete in national championships.

We were actually listening to...

We will not let egotistical, big headed, garbage dirtballs,

We will practice every day for at least two hours, seven days a week.

We will return to the lCCAs and finish what we started last year.

We'll be fine.

We're hand in hand, chest to chest

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, Beca doesn't want a solo, so...

Well, four now.

Well, Gail, the women, typically, cannot hit the low notes,

Well, I hope you all remember the way you feel right now,

Well, if you can't do it, then someone else needs to solo.

Well, now I know why you don't like fun things.

Well, she didn't lose it. We know exactly where it is.

Well, then, you can quit college.

Well, well, well, look who's in treble.

Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.

Well, you're no panty dropper yourself.

Well, you're the one who got us into this hot mess.

What a nerd alert. Okay, guys, now let's match pitch.

What about her?

What are nodes?

What are you doing?

What are you saying?

What are you turd burgers talking about?

What Aubrey means to say is that we are a close knit,

What the hell is a riff off?

What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies?

What, do you not like movies or something?

What? Good singers? What? Hi.

What? Oh, my God. I found out this morning.

What's this? As much as I love

What's up, weirdo?

What's up?

When I'm gone, when I'm gone

When they rocked out at the Schnee Performing Arts Center.

When you came in and you were just strumming the guitar,

When you're done, there's more.

Whenever you're ready, dude.

Where all of these youngsters hope to one day win a trophy

Where all of these youngsters hope to one day win a trophy

Where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue,

Which is a little different.

Which really round out an arrangement, thrill the judges,

Who would be easier to sleep with?

Who's ready to get vocal?

Whoa, whoa. Just stop. Stop.

Whoever you may be, get in our way.

Why cardio? Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.

Why do I bother When you're not the one for me?

Why don't you hit me with your best shot

With three kick ass songs sung and choreographed to perfection.

Without proper lubrication.

WOMAN: Since you've been gone

Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, any song. And you just go with it? Nice.

Yeah, Beca would be excellent.

Yeah, but it was spontaneous. It was awesome.

Yeah, DJs. Deaf ****.

Yeah, hi, my name is Cynthia Rose.

Yeah, I think I'm good.

Yeah, in between Bella rehearsals, which are always.

Yeah, it makes so much sense. How's your voice?

Yeah, it's dark and dirty and has like, what, those three weirdos who work there?

Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks,

Yeah, okay, I'll put it on the pile.

Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Yeah, that's not a thing and you're not the boss of me. So...

Yeah, they kept it tight.

Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Should I have done another trick?

Yeah. So, brought some movies.

Yeah. Well, you saw me naked, so... Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, ladies. Gather around. Ready for a show.

Yes English?

Yes, Chloe. Nice. Amy!

Yes, I'm Gail Abernathy McCadd,

Yes! Yes.

Yikes.

You almost fell over? No, she didn't. You know, I could...

You almost fell over? No, she didn't. You know, I could...

You are probably the grossest human being l've ever seen.

You are... (CLAPS)

You are... (CLAPS) ALL: Cut off!

You call it a dude?

You can fool around with whoever you want to, just not a Treble.

You can sing Turn the Beat Around and that's the last I wanna hear of this.

You can sing! Dude!

You get to create memories here, I see it every day.

You gotta get out there, Bec. You gotta try something.

You gotta keep your head up

You guys, it's the Sigma Beta Theta's Annual Fall Mixer.

You had your chance, you blew it

You have a habit of making yourself at home, did you know that?

You have a lovely voice.

You have come to the wrong place.

You have juice pouches and Rocky.

You just have to give it a chance.

You just saw it.

You know David Guetta? Have I been living under a rock? Yeah.

You know you'll have to take those ear monstrosities out for the Fall Mixer.

You know, so there's like 10 of us. Mmm hmm.

You know, you need a movie education.

You might actually consider me?

You must be Kimmy Jin. I'm Beca.