Lightyear Edit

A breathtaking sight, or so I am told.

A capture cone. That holds you until they come and get you.

A little to the left.

A shortcut back.

A year of work for a four minute flight. Isn't that something?

Abort. Abort.

About four years.

Actually, Sox was a gift from your grandmother.

Affirmative.

Affirmative.

Affirmative. Goodbye.

After a full year of being marooned,

After all these years. Thank you, Sox.

After borrowing a ship from Star Command I've achieved hyper speed.

After two stop lights you will

After two stop lights you'll take a gentle left and

After two stop lights you'll take a hard right...

Again!

Again!

Again.

Ah, Commander Hawthorne, you know how I feel about rookies.

Airman Diaz.

Airman.

Alisha, what happened?

Alisha?

Alisha?

All good at the engine room.

All of us had.

All right, sorry. But maybe if we both try it?

All right, Space Rangers. Here we go.

All right, team, fall in.

All right, team, we've picked up a signal in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.

All right, team. Let's go.

All right!

All right. All right. You win.

All systems go.

All the adventures.

All these new ideas...

All these people, they were counting on me.

Allow me to explain Operation Surprise Party.

Allow me to restart.

Allow me.

Almost there!

Although...

Am I forgetting anything?

And beyond.

And beyond.

And beyond.

And beyond.

And can finally, at long last finish the mission.

And defied a direct order from your commander.

And don't die.

And finish the mission.

And go blow up the Zurg ship.

And here, of course, is the XL 01.

And I appreciate that. Just go back to your training facility.

And I appreciate that. Tell you what, I'll let you know if I need you.

And I ended up in a future you wouldn’t recognize.

And I guess so are you.

And I was gonna quit after the first week, it was...

And I'll go blow up the Zurg ship.

And I'm not giving up on my mission.

And I'm ready to finally leave this planet once and for all.

And it's stable?

And none of this will have ever happened.

And not for the better.

And now they're trapped.

And steel ourselves for combat.

And that belief cost her everything.

And that belief cost her everything.

And that little coil thing will have the...

And that's the last we heard.

And that's when it dawned on me.

And then someone would need to attach that sun to a ship,

And then the ship needs someone to fly it without blowing themselves into oblivion.

And this crystal is the key to it all.

And time has elapsed.

And to do any of that we have to not die.

And train them to your liking.

And we'll just tuck right in here and make do with what we've got.

And you alone will do one thing above all.

And you, you're in a correctional situation of some kind?

And you?

And you're going

And your tummy will be okay?

And, well, I won't.

Any questions?

Anyone going for the snack?

Anyway, forget it. Moving on.

Apologies. I will start over.

Approaching 0.8c.

Approaching 50 percent hyper speed.

Approaching 70 percent hyper speed.

Approaching 80 percent hyper speed.

Are they a threat?

Are we going to space?

Are we gonna crash?

Are we gonna crash?

Are we ready to launch?

Are you okay?

Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?

Are you willing to lose another four years?

Artificial gravity disengaged.

As a Star Command Officer I grant you emergency authority.

As members of the Elite Universe Protection Unit

As you approached hyper speed, your time slowed relative to our own.

Assessment complete.

Astrophobia is an automatic disqualification.

At any moment I know what you're thinking, I know where you're gonna be.

At least let me do it.

At that speed for that long I'd traveled centuries.

At what cost, Buzz?

Autopilots.

Autopilots.

Autopilots.

Autopilots.

Back up.

Back! Back!

Because I just Hawthorned us out right outta that situation.

Because it's a sandwich?

Because it's mine!

Because of me.

Because you got a Hawthorne right here.

Before that thing finds us again.

Believe me, she mattered.

Blast!

Blast.

Blast.

Blast.

Blast.

Blink the way. You two, blast some robots.

Boom.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

Boy, I'd love to, but my parole

Boy, the vines are a little feisty today, huh?

Boy, we'd love to be rookies, still building up to that.

Bugs!

But Buzz!

But her grandma saw something in me.

But how did it Okay, you don't know.

But I have other plans for you.

But I really learned a lot in there.

But I seem to have gone and gotten very old.

But I think we should hold off on any more test flights

But I wasn't greeted as a hero.

But I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline.

But I'm gonna go ahead and take it from here.

But I'm not.

But I'm you 50 years from now.

But if it doesn't work I won't be able to save you.

But if you are in a hurry, this would be your most direct route.

But it is not.

But more than any of that

But no thank you.

But suddenly it feels weird to not be wearing pants.

But the ship looks like a root vegetable.

But then you come right back to us.

But this guy, I don't know.

But until then let's just try to get back to the Armadillo without any more

But we better hurry.

But we can't go back in time.

But we have no fuel crystal.

But we haven't even finished our munitions training.

But we're good, Buzz.

But what if I miss?

But who am I kidding?

But you broke that computer console.

But you can finally let go of that.

But you could've made it if

But you were just a little...

But your mission...

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

Buzz Lightyear mission log. I now have the crystal in my possession,

Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 3901.

Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 3902.

Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 4071.

Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date...

Buzz Lightyear mission log. The planet is clearly uninhabitable.

Buzz Lightyear supplemental mission log.

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.

Buzz, are you sure?

Buzz, do you hear that?

Buzz, I met her three years ago.

Buzz, it's okay.

Buzz, my programming compels me to notify Star Command that you have gone

Buzz, no!

Buzz, the probability of survival a frontal attack is 38.2 percent.

Buzz, we need you.

Buzz, you don't want any of this cool technology?

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz?

Buzz?

Buzz?

Buzz?

Buzz?

Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz. Where are we going?

Can you get me to the bridge?

Can you keep the ship steady?

Can you not shout in my ear?

Captain Lightyear, do you need help?

Captain Lightyear, do you need my help?

Captain Lightyear, ready for launch.

Captain Lightyear!

Cause look around. This is just a death situation.

Cease your actions immediately.

Censors indicate you had a nightmare.

Certainly.

Certainly.

Certainly. Follow me.

Check it out, I'm Feathers... Feathering...

Citizens of T'kani Prime, robot aliens have attacked.

Clear I was not Space Ranger material.

Click click. Click click.

Collision imminent.

Combine if they touch.

Come on, Buzz!

Come on, gather round, team.

Come on, help me configure the engine.

Come on, I just...

Come on, I'll show you.

Come on, Izzy.

Come on, let's get outta here!

Come on, little buddy, come back to me.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Let's get outta here.

Come with me.

Commander Cal Burnside.

Commander Hawthorne believed we could fix this mistake we made.

Commander Hawthorne, I hereby relieve myself of all Space Ranger duties.

Commander, are you okay?

Commander, did we authorize the cockpit cleaning for the XL 15?

Commander, it's Captain Lightyear.

Commander, status!

Commander, this is my mistake.

Commander, we said finish the mission.

Congratulations, Buzz.

Congratulations, Captain Lightyear.

Copy, Commander. You can count on us.

Copy, control. Initiating hyper launch.

Copy, control. Just... the cleaning crew.

Copy, XL 01.

Course corrected.

Crystalic fusion is highly unstable.

Crystalic fusion. Of course.

Dad?

Darby can take any three things and make them explode.

Darby, we have to surrender.

Darby!

Dead ahead.

DERIC

Detonation in five...

Diaz, you grew a beard.

Did I get it?

Did I get it?

Did I get it?

Did I miss which button is the Stealth Mode button?

Did no one tell you?

Did not you hear that?

Did you check me against your cat?

Did you know if you let go out there you just keep going in the same direction

Didn't you get a medal for that one?

Do not worry about it. None of this is gonna matter.

Do nothing. I've got this.

Do you know how to fly this thing?

Does it look weird without pants?

Doesn't matter.

Don't fall for it.

Don't miss.

Don't worry, I know every last inch of

Don't worry, we got you.

Don't worry, we'll seal it off.

Done.

Done.

Ejection is your only option.

Engage Stealth Mode. That should buy us enough time.

Engage your helmet. That will catch it.

Enough!

Evening, Captain. We're here to pick up your companion robot.

Everybody, inside!

Everyone does.

Everyone grab a weapon.

Everyone inside the perimeter.

Everyone, back to the turnip!

Everything was happening so fast and I...

Everything? No.

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly. Nothing in your way.

Except for us.

Except for you.

Excuse me, robot kitty.

Excuse me.

Failure in Engine 1.

Failure to course correct will result in missing the rings.

Fear not! The Junior Patrol has your back.

Featheringston...Feather...

Fifty percent complete.

Filled with technology you can't imagine.

Finally, our first hyper speed test flight is a go.

Finally.

Fine. Perfect.

Finish the mission, Buzz.

Finnish the mission no matter the cost.

Fire geyser dead ahead!

First of, welcome back.

For what?

Forbids me from placing unqualified personnel in harms way.

Forever, just...

Forever.

Forever. Since you and I were cadets.

Four years, two months and three days.

From any sworn enemies of The Galaxy Alliance.

From ever hitting that mountain.

From ever landing on that planet.

From their hyper sleep.

Fuel cell approaching peak capacity.

Fuel cell unstable.

Fuel engaged.

Fuel stable.

Fuel stable.

Fully loaded.

Fully recharged.

Get down.

Get inside the ship.

Giant insectoid organisms.

Give me the wrapper.

Go!

Go! Go!

Going somewhere?

Good job. Now that's thinking like a Hawthorne.

Good luck, Captain.

Good morning, Captain Lightyear.

Good one, Darby.

Good to have you back, I.V.A.N.

Goodbye again.

Goodbye, Buzz.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Got the laser shield.

Grab the crystal!

Grab what?

Grandma and I used to play Stealth Mode all the time.

Great! So what can I do?

Great. Where is that?

Great. Where is that?

Guess again.

HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY

Haunted by your mistake.

Have put this planet's vast resources to incredible use.

Having finally achieved hyper speed

He can't. He can't see me at all.

He has to be straight this way.

He's a quitter.

He's a Space Ranger.

He's away right now, but he'll be back soon.

He's going to get us all home. Get us all home.

He's in space right now.

He's not helping. He's wandered off.

He's over there.

He's purring. He likes it.

He's too far away to track.

Hello, Buzz!

Hello, Buzz.

Hello, I am your

Hello, I am your internal voice activated navigator, call me I.V.A.N.

Hello, I am your internal voice activated navigator.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. I am your internal

Hello. I require a reboot.

Help me!

Help!

Here is your specially formulated fuel mixture.

Here we are. Let me back up.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, throw this.

Here? Wait.

Here. Hand me your crystal.

Here. Let's all re charge a little.

Hey, bug. Hey, bug. Bug.

Hey, cat.

Hey, he's lighting up.

Hey, honestly, there is a lot of room out here.

Hey, it was just a mistake.

Hey, keep working on your skills. It's the only way to get better.

Hey, let go of me. No!

Hey, listen to me, it was just a mistake.

Hey, listen, Sox, buddy, I'm pretty tired.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, we have explosives back here!

Hey, what's that noise? Come on, don't break my cat.

Hey, you all right?

Hey!

Hey! You're not authorized to be in this area

Hi, Buzz.

Hi, Grandma.

Hold on!

Hold on. This isn't gonna be pretty.

Hold on. You don't have to do this.

How about this?

How are you afraid of space?

How are you still complaining?

How bad is that?

How did you grow a beard?

How do you know about Stealth Mode?

How do you know that?

How hard can it be? Look.

How long have you known that I narrate?

How long was I gone?

How may I assist you?

How?

How? I don't understand.

Huh, this is, uh What What's

Hurry!

Hyper Speed, here I come.

Hyper speed.

I We were never She didn't mean to...

I almost forgot. Here's your I.V.A.N, sir.

I almost got us all killed back there.

I already have my team.

I always thought we'd get to be Space Rangers again.

I am hurrying.

I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.

I bought you five minutes.

I came from here.

I can create a game specifically for you, based on your exact personality profile.

I can do anything!

I can do it!

I can do it.

I can do it.

I can provide sleep sounds if you like.

I can see starts. That is space.

I can see you too.

I can still do it. I can get us outta here.

I can.

I can't allow that.

I can't believe I'm allowed to carry this. I wish I had two of them.

I can't do it.

I can't reach the controls.

I can't see anything.

I didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N.

I do this and they shave a little time off my sentence.

I do.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know any of these controls.

I don't know when it happened

I don't know, a hundred years ago, give or take.

I don't know, maybe...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need a crystal.

I don't understand what's happening here, Buzz.

I don't understand.

I don't understand. The signal says Buzz is 50 meters away.

I feel like I am home.

I figured out the fuel problem.

I found a pilot. Operation Surprise Party is a go.

I found the harpoons. I'm gonna reload it now. Check this out.

I get it.

I got off for good behavior, not good attitude.

I got tangled in the obstacle course.

I gotta throw you into stockade.

I guess you could work on this fuel stability thing.

I hardly recognize you, Buzz.

I have a plan and I have a team.

I have no idea.

I have several options.

I hear something.

I just made some modifications.

I just need to be by myself.

I just...

I just...

I know that, narrating helps me with focus.

I know you can hear me.

I know, grandma wasn't afraid of space.

I know.

I like this new you.

I like this. An elite squad. The best of the best.

I look forward to finding out on your next mission.

I made a mistake.

I mean, I wouldn't step on that, would you?

I messed mine up, but then I fixed it up.

I messed this all up.

I miss being out among the stars.

I missed you.

I need a screwdriver, or a hair clipper

I need a time machine to get out of this mess.

I need the Anyone seen the harpoons?

I need to make it right.

I need you to do me a favor.

I need you to look after my best friend. His name is Buzz.

I needed that little coil for its... What was that?

I now have an additional obstacle in my way.

I plan to reach hyper speed and this time finally finish the mission.

I screwed up every day.

I see you. I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya.

I stole a ship.

I think so.

I think we're ready.

I thought I had that one.

I thought I heard one.

I thought we've lost you, Buzz.

I was a big fan of your when I was a kid.

I was done. I finally had the crystal. This was supposed to be over.

I was in space.

I was issued by star command

I was not. Just doing the mission log.

I went as far as I could, as fast as I could.

I will explore further the oddities of this strange planet.

I wish I could pull that off.

I worked with less. Now give me the gum.

I would've been ground support.

I...

I.V.A.N., initiate hyper launch.

I.V.A.N., pull up the flight plan, please.

I.V.A.N., push the engines all the way. Maximum power.

I.V.A.N., status.

I'd found a way to get them home, and they didn't even care.

I'll always find you.

I'll need a co pilot.

I'll take those odds.

I'll track the chip in his dog tags.

I'll triangulate. That will get us close enough. Come on.

I'm a man of resources. My weapon is ingenuity.

I'm afraid it's protocol.

I'm afraid it's protocol.

I'm afraid so.

I'm being pursued by a...

I'm better off just doing the job myself.

I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.

I'm court martialing myself.

I'm getting two Buzz signals. That's can't be right.

I'm going

I'm going to commandeer this P 32 Armadillo

I'm gonna be a Space Ranger too.

I'm gonna dance with Mister Boom.

I'm gonna go back and matter again, Buzz.

I'm gonna grant you four minutes to be off planet,

I'm gonna mess you up

I'm happy to wait back on the turnip.

I'm leading it away while the others escape to the ship.

I'm leaving a message for my friend, Buzz.

I'm never gonna be you!

I'm no help to anyone if I'm stuck in there with you.

I'm not a quitter.

I'm not allowed to handle weapons

I'm not my grandma.

I'm right here, bug. Can't you see me?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I won't be there to see you finish the mission.

I'm sorry, guys. I almost killed Sox.

I'm sorry, I'm probably not helping.

I'm sorry, it's just exciting.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that.

I'm sorry. My safety protocols prohibit me from terminating countdown.

I'm supposed to be a Hawthorne.

I'm supposed to be as good as my grandma.

I'm thinking of a number between one and

I'm very supportive of your training initiatives.

I've completely lost Buzz.

I've done it in the simulator.

I've got the pen!

I've read all my grandma's Space Ranger books, from cover to cover.

If I may, we have one objective.

If she never meets them in the first place, right?

If we can use this crystal to go forward in time.

If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select 1.

If you guys wanna reminisce you could go over there,

If you had told us the Stealth Mode wears off.

If you're anything like her, you and I are gonna make

If you're not gonna be me you're not gonna be anyone.

Impressive.

In 1995, a boy named Andy got a Buzz Lightyear toy for his birthday.

In fact, outright hostile.

In here.

In order to flee this planet I'll have to destroy a massive alien ship alone.

In order to repair our ship we have to find some way

In possession of stable fuel formula

Increasing speed to 0.6c.

Increasing speed to 0.7c.

Initiate self destruct sequence in two minutes.

Investigating.

Is everyone okay?

Is exactly what I'm counting on.

Is like trying to lasso with the sun.

Is there anything more challenging?

Is there someone in there?

Is this better?

Isn't that cute.

It could use a pen though.

It did not go as planned.

It has an 87.6 percent chance.

It is a variation on Operation Thunder Spear.

It is now. See, we're building this.

It should look familiar.

It took me 62 years, seven months and five days.

It was an interesting combination.

It was from his favorite movie.

It was like hide and seek, but with a twist.

It will be an honor to work with you.

It'll just take a second.

It'll keep all the creeters out.

It's a good plan.

It's a good plan. To infinity.

It's actually quite simple.

It's after me! Go back to the ship!

It's bad, Buzz.

It's been a long time since...

It's everywhere. All around you.

It's Featheringhamstan, sir.

It's funny, it never would've mattered if we hadn't been stranded.

It's gone.

It's just too easy.

It's like hiding from yourself.

It's more than just a name, Izzy.

It's not just protecting your body, it's protecting the universe.

It's not working!

It's okay. We're getting out of here.

It's over.

It's still an objective.

It's the same way I feel about autopilots.

It's the XL 01.

It's this button.

Izzy, do you know how to transfer power on the fly?

Izzy, I don't need your grandma, I need you.

Izzy, look around.

Izzy, remember your exercises.

Izzy! Now!

Izzy?

Just a "bread, meat, bread."

Just a massive robot.

Just do whatever feels right.

Just don't look down, or up. It's all space.

Just give me a minute.

Just go straight.

Just like him?

Just like you.

Just like you.

Just tell me where the crystal is.

Just the slightest variance, but that made all the difference.

Just try to get a little better.

Keep it together. Keep it together.

Keep trying!

Kiko. She's one of the science crew.

Kill the robots.

Knock. Knock. Sorry to interrupt. I'm just moving into my new

Laser shield.

Laser shield.

Let me get this straight, when this falls on your bomb

Let me reload.

Let's go get that part and get outta here

Let's go put this part in the ship and get outta here.

Let's load these munitions into the Armadillo

Let's review our objectives.

Let's review.

Life forms detected.

Lights out. No more Sox.

Lightyear!

Lightyear.

Like you did.

Listen, Buzz, I've broken time.

Listen.

Long story short: we're marooned.

Look at that! The actual Buzz Lightyear in the flesh.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, Feather...Featheringhamstan...

Look, Grandma, I'm a Space Ranger.

Look, rookie, first, you will not speak unless spoken to.

Look, see?

Look, see?

Look, she's not gonna miss anyone

Look, what I'm trying to say, Commander, is that you and I have this job down.

Look, you seem nice people.

Looks like you were having a real nice moment.

Make do? No. Wait. But you don't understand, Commander.

Making our way back to the ship.

Man, it's great you still believe that.

Manual override activated.

Manufacturing a crystal capable of hyper speed

Maybe we should think about this.

Me? I thought this was gonna be like a fun boot camp workout thing.

MEAT SANDWICH

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow. She's correct.

Meow.

Mission Control, activity detected in XL 15.

Mission failure imminent. Please record your last words.

Mission log, supplemental.

Mo and Darby and I were the first to arrive last weekend

Mo got lucky.

Move it, ranger!

My friends.

My hands shook so much I couldn't hit the target.

My what?

Nah, we've never seen a robot this far from the base.

Need a pen?

Negative. That would compromise my nutritional regiment.

New plan? What was the old plan?

Nice job, elderly convict.

Nice, do you need a pen?

Ninety five percent complete.

Ninety nine percent complete.

Ninety percent complete.

Ninety percent hyper speed.

No one's coming to get us. They're all trapped in the base.

No read out yet if the area is breathable.

No, actually, I don't.

No, because she was a Space Ranger.

No, Buzz.

No, I'm gonna drop you somewhere.

No, no!

No, no.

No, no.

No, no. Do not approach the vehicle!

No, no. Do not vomit inside the vehicle.

No, no. I can do it.

No, no. I surrender.

No, no. Look, I've had a very long... day?

No, no. White noise is fine.

No, not like that, it was...

No, obviously this is worse overall, I just meant... You know...