Riverdance: The Animated Adventure Edit

A bridge

A green river for good luck.

A star hurler,

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh! I hate sheep!

Agh. Whoa!

Ah, now. Ah.

Ah, you'll have to ask the gatekeeper.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [sniffs]

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [laughs]

All right, there's gonna be some changes around here.

All the way to you.

Always said it was his spirit animal.

And an awesome lighthouse keeper.

And big ears, like yours?

And drumroll, please.

And have a unique style,

And I can hear everything you're saying.

And I didn't volunteer.

And if the Huntsman took the magical antlers,

And let life grow.

And now it's waterlogged.

And now you have to protect this guy.

And our magic light is the only thing that can stop him.

And so is early morning dancing.

And that's her husband, Rib.

And the energy we create while celebrating them,

And then they are very much against that as a problem solving technique.

And we all celebrate our river

And we can all go home.

And worked in the lighthouse of River's End.

And you can have everything back the way it was.

And you know something?

And your grandad took me to get some sweets and he…

Anybody, buddy, Benny, help Benny?

Are the ultimate prize.

Are they in my mouth? Are they in my mouth?

Are they on me? Are they on me?

Are you implying mine aren't?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

As a token of gratitude, I have a proposition for you.

As if I'm trying to fit in.

Attaboy.

Attention, ladies and gentledeer.

Aww.

Back? We just got here.

Bad Huntsman! Bad Huntsman!

Because then they'd know what you did.

Benny, be nice.

Benny, you're goalie.

Benny!

Benny! Manners!

Benny? Wanna help Benny, your old buddy Benny?

Benny? Why does he get to be king?

Between light and dark.

Big hurling game this weekend. You in, little man?

Big things always happen at high noon.

Birds! Hurley stick, helmet. Crack hardy.

Booyah!

Boys! You hit the cat!

Bravo!

Buachaill.

But he could use a little more help!

But he's hot.

But I didn't...

But I have to admit, these antlers are pretty sweet.

But I have to get back home and turn on the lighthouse.

But I haven't in a while.

But it was no ordinary lighthouse.

But nothing is coming out!

But sort of in that way that I'm not joking, you know?

But the fish love the green brew.

But was lucky enough to be raised by his grandparents.

But,

But, Larson, you are going to have to buy this fiddle.

Can I get a high five?

Can you help me turn his raft around?

Celebrate him with dance.

Celebrate the life.

Cheeky.

Classic Penny disaster piece theater.

Come on, boys!

Come on, guys. Let's go.

Come on, Keegan, me boyo. Get up and play.

Come on! One more time!

Come on.

Come to my world,

Confrogulations!

Cramp! Cramp!

Cú Chulainn and the Children of Lir

Danced?

Dancing slippers are totally in.

Did an old guy come through here?

Did he just go through puberty?

Do not mourn the man.

Do you know why I dance?

Do you still need a DJ tonight?

Do you think my grandad came through here?

Does he say anything else, this guy?

Doesn't matter 'cause I'm in charge now.

Don't be a brute, Brutus.

Don't be a Wussamus Maximus.

Don't drink it.

Don't need it.

Don't screw up. [chuckling]

Don't worry.

Doubt it but nothing to lose.

Down here, Grandad!

Enjoy the brew, fishies! [laughing]

Eugh!

Eugh.

Eugh.

Ever been around a butt that big when it lets one go? Poo!

Ever try to count that high, yeah?

Every night, Grandad turned on the light

Ew!

Fastest feet I ever saw.

Finn MacCool,

First one without my dancing partner.

Flamenco? Penny?

Flamenco. It was our thing.

Follow me. I think I can help.

For now, the lighthouse shines,

For your information, I've aged like a fine leather wallet.

Friends euses?

Get out of here, Keegan.

Get ready for your mind to be blown. [grunts]

Get ready to be razzle dazzled.

Give me your antlers,

Go get that ball back.

Go out and get some fresh country air into your lungs.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Gonna be a while until they get unstuck.

Good because flamenco comes from the heart.

Good luck!

Good luck?

Good luck.

Goodbye, Grandad.

Goodbye, travel size antlers.

Grandad?

Grandad.

Grandad.

Great pass!

Great. We lose our two best players and get stuck with these guys.

Gross.

Guess I've been trying to fit in with the Irish dancing thing.

Guilty as charged.

Guys, color up.

Ha!

Hang in there, pal.

Happy St. Paddy's Day.

Happy St. Paddy's Day. [chuckles]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Has a bed but never sleeps,

Has a mouth but never eats?

Has a mouth but never eats?"

Has that deer always been there?

Have all come through here too.

Have you seen Rib and Bette?

Having a bad day.

He can hear when he wants to.

He danced through here, boy.

He kept our seas and town safe.

He needs to carry those antlers.

He probably thinks you're gonna eat him.

He said you were keeping his traditions alive.

He was a legendary dancer.

He was unmatched on the hurling field.

He's all Riverdance all the time.

He's as mad as a box of frogs.

He's darkness,

He's my best friend, Keegan.

He's not as young as he used to be.

He's the one I want.

He's very real.

Heavy traffic, woman.

Heel, toe, repose and…

Hello, I'm Penny.

Hello, king size antlers!

Hello.

Help me up.

Help!

Help!

Here we go and… [grunts]

Here we go now.

Hey there, Mr. Hotshot DJ. [chuckles]

Hey, give me those back.

Hey, Grandad, are you all right?

Hey, Grandad.

Hey, Keeg.

Hey, Keegan.

Hey, Liam.

Hey, little man.

Hey, Moya, look who figured you out.

Hey, when are you gonna dance?

Hey, you. [grunts]

Hey! [whistles]

Hey! Did you know sweets solve all problems?

Hi, honey.

Hi, Moya.

Hi. Oh, sorry. You just caught me fiddling around.

High noon?

Him!

His antlers are sick!

His grandad died, and he needs your help.

Hmm, classic Benny disaster piece theater.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hoo hoo!

Hoop it! Woo!

How are we gonna get back?

How can I see anything if I close my...

How come I've never seen you flamenco?

How come you're not the DJ at the party tonight?

How did you walk on water?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [laughs]

Huh. [grunts]

Hurling is banned, at least for me.

I am not a Wussamus Maximus.

I am Patrick of the Megaloceros Giganteus.

I came here when my grandma died.

I can clean up on my own.

I can spread darkness everywhere.

I can't balance and solve riddles at the same time.

I can't stay.

I danced.

I didn't walk.

I didn't want to celebrate.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't stink.

I don't want to be the DJ tonight.

I forgot how to gallop!

I get to eat as many raspberries as I want.

I got this.

I got you!

I haven't.

I heard that.

I hope she comes back.

I know how you feel.

I know, but come on!

I know, right?

I know.

I liked when you thought I could walk on water.

I love that part.

I mean, honestly, I don't even know, man. I lost count around 200,000.

I never got to say goodbye.

I saw a girl do it in a film once.

I saw her.

I saw him chowing on some swamp grass back there like it was going out of style.

I still do.

I take many forms, but…

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I thought we just keep ships from crashing into the rocks.

I want to go back!

I wanted to celebrate with you, Grandad.

I was counting and counting and counting, and then I was like, "Screw it!"

I was hoping you could say goodbye to your grandad.

I was just remembering this time I was having a really rotten day,

I was winking, Larson,

I wouldn't tell anyone you saw me

I… I think I'm stuck.

I'll be dancing!

I'll get it.

I'll just take a quick break.

I'll leave you to it, then. Love you, my boyo.

I'll scream, and the others will come for me.

I'll show you an old fart!

I'm actually surprised he's allowing the flamenco.

I'm proud of you, me bucko.

I'm sorry about your grandad, Keegan.

I'm sorry, bad joke.

I'm stuck.

I'm your guy.

I'm… I'm sorry. I'll do better.

I've been dreaming of lamb chops for dinner.

I've been up for hours.

I've committed to the Riverdance.

I've never seen you dance flamenco.

If the teachers were wrong, and you didn't go extinct,

If you faced your fear here,

If you're still looking for another hurler,

Invented it.

Inviting me in.

Irish dancing is harder than it looks.

Is that a chicken I smell?

It fits you perfectly.

It means life is still going. [chuckles]

It was actually my idea.

It was our favorite dance.

It'd save so much time.

It'll be worth it, I promise.

It's a fiddle.

It's a trap. He looks stupid, but he's clever!

It's all brawn.

It's all you, Penny.

It's been so long since I've exercised!

It's exhausting.

It's hair dye. I love purple. [laughs]

It's hard to tell.

It's just a hurling ball gone out of bounds.

It's like a bomb inside a hurricane.

It's my first day at this, and it kind of went to my head.

It's noon.

It's okay, I… I understand.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's the river!

It's too big.

It's true. It's scientifically proven. Unless you're a dentist,

Joking!

Just a little afraid of the dark is all.

Just got where?

Just like your grandad.

Just wrecked from all that dancing is all.

Keegan, come here.

Keegan, look out!

Keegan, son, where are you?

Keegan, the Hunter must not leave our world

Keegan, this is a lighthouse from times past.

Keegan, you're corner forward.

Keegan!

Keegan! Keegan! Keegan!

Keegan! Keegan! Woo!

King Benny!

Larson stinks!

Leg it, lads.

Legend said if ever the lighthouse light went out,

Let's dance!

Let's do it.

Like in a nightmare.

Like you.

Listen, I'll try to find someone else to fill in.

Literally.

Looking for Spirit Deer adorned with magical antlers.

Looking good.

Looks like Bette likes you.

Love you, me boyos.

Luckily, it's just a legend.

Magical.

Makes us dance every morning

Maybe another time.

Maybe we can dry it out.

Maybe you're less Riverdance…

Maybe you're more fire, less water.

Me too.

Meet you at the waterfall at high noon.

Megaloceros Giganteuses?

Mm hmm!

Mm. They're coming!

Moya! [yells]

Moya's still teaching me flamenco, so we're out.

My back.

My bad.

My dancing slippers can hardly wait.

My grandad said to never trust you.

Name's Benny. Shake my hand. It's cordiality.

Never mind. [chuckles]

No foolin'.

No more dance.

No more life.

No need to celebrate it with a dance.

No need to protect it with a light,

No river,

No way!

No way!

No way.

No, I told you.

No, I'm not.

No, it wasn't.

No, no, no, no. I… I didn't say anything about yours.

No!

No!

No!

No! I...

No.

No. Me neither. Hmm.

Not me!

Nothing.

Now then, what do you say we light this house up, hey, bucko?

Now what?

Now, if I could only find it, I'd be a richer man too. [farts]

Now, relax.

Now, try not to think.

Now, your antlers

O M G!

Of course.

Often murmurs, but never talks…

Often murmurs, never talks,

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! It's gonna hurt! It's gonna hurt!

Oh my gosh. I love you!

Oh my...

Oh no! No!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah? Caterpillars!

Oh, and Keegan,

Oh, aren't you gonna give the people what they want?

Oh, he farted out a baby swamp rock.

Oh, I am serving hoof, serving hoof, serving face.

Oh, I'll be better than all right.

Oh, I'm not very good at DJing. You're gonna be a legend after this party.

Oh, it's too funny.

Oh, now, that's pretty fat.

Oh, sheep!

Oh, slightly missed it there. Yeah, okay. [chuckles]

Oh, sorry, bud, but Larson volunteered.

Oh, that's not so bad.

Oh, trying to fit in.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. This brings me back.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! Baby frogs now!

Oh! Oh no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, have a good day!

Okay.

Okay. No problem, Keegan.

One for which he will never forget across the rivers of time.

Only if you buy this fiddle.

Only three minutes left and the game is tied!

Oof, I'll feel that one in the morning.

Ooh!

Ooh…

Or just a big fat Wussamus Maximus?

Our light stops him?

Ow!

Ow.

Passed from one ancestor to the next,

Patrick is the oldest,

Patrick, don't do it.

Patrick, I don't want to play.

Patrick!

Penny and I usually hide.

Penny, what happened?

Pick it up!

Play like your grandad is watching.

Please turn that light on. I still have no idea how to gallop!

Poo.

Prove to be the most capable.

Pull the alarm because Penny's on fire!

Put it on.

Quiet, boy!

Race you up the stairs!

Ready for a sneak preview?

Ribbit!

Right down to his big ears. [laughs]

Right. Up the stairs we go. Here we go.

Rivers connect everything and everyone.

Same here. [chuckles]

Say what?

See you both back at the cottage for supper.

See you round.

Serve to the left, serve to the right, serving face all night long.

Serving! Face! [screams]

She almost had it.

She was here.

She'll honor us with it one day.

She's a wrecking ball with fur.

She's trying to fit in.

Shh!

So definitely steps in the right direction.

So I'm still the DJ?

So proud of you, Moya. Great job!

So,

So,

So, any luck finding Adam?

So, meet you at the St. Patrick's Day party?

So, Moya, how good do I look right now?

So, there's still time for you to dance the flamenco tonight?

So… confession time.

Some of us twice.

Some place magical.

Sometimes those you think are the least able

Sorry to leave,

Sorry, guys.

Sounds painful.

Stop! Fellas!

Stupid everything!

Stupid lighthouse!

Stupid traditions!

Suit yourself.

Ta da!

Team sports. Yay.

Thank you for trying.

Thank you so much for helping me find my fire.

Thanks anyway.

Thanks, Margo.

Thanks.

That ain't no deer.

That there is the Megaloceros Giganteus.

That was awesome!

That was my Gandalf impression.

That was not me.

That was not supposed to happen.

That's a good idea.

That's a secret.

That's because this is a place where one faces one's darkest fears.

That's what tiny antlers can do for you!

That's why I can't sell it, but just like broccoli and alternative jazz,

The around the world hook a roo for the win!

The glass is cracked,

The good news is you've come to the right place.

The headphones were eaten,

The Huntsman is coming. You need to light the lighthouse!

The Huntsman must never get to those deer, Keegan.

The Huntsman will never stop hunting,

The Huntsman would enter the river

The Huntsman.

The Huntsman.

The old fart or the help?

The old fart will never admit it,

The right direction! Better than the wrong direction!

The river!

The river.

The river's gone!

The rivers would dry up.

The swoosh, swash, sweee of all the rapids! [laughs]

The thing about that is…

The tradition of warding off darkness for another night.

The water will renew his spirit.

Their antlers made the water flow

Their dance keeps the rivers flowing.

Then how old are you guys?

Then teach her your grandma's flamenco.

There's a rhythm to the river as it hits the sea.

There's no need to shout.

There's no signal here.

They all want you to DJ.

They apologize for stealing your sweets, but it was to feed their 50 children, so…

They are life.

They be like, "Keegan!" "Keegan!"

They look like antlers.

They smell so similar.

They tickle!

They were frog slippers.

They were the best of friends

They're raspberries, and they're so delicious.

They're travel size, buddy. Let's leave it at that.

They're wondering if we've seen him.

Think about it.

This is the exact opposite of lucky!

This is the gate through which spirits from the past, present, and future pass.

This next one is for Megaloceros and mega grandparents everywhere!

This one's for you, Grandad.

Those are some big shoes to fill.

Thought it was worth a try.

To get Keegan super jealous and teach him an invaluable life lesson,

To keep the rivers flowing and life growing.

To ward off a darkness from another world.

To where?

Traffic?

Trying to fit in? You?

Twirly dwirly.

Uh, can somebody help me up? These new antlers are really heavy.

Uh, hate to break it to you, but that was yesterday.

Uh, hey, Keegan. [chuckles]

Uh…

Uh…

Uh…

Uh…

Very funny.

Wait. How are the rivers still flowing without Patrick's antlers?

Wait. What's a Wussamus Maximus?

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Walk?

Wanna come?

Wanna help your old pal Benny up? Anybody wanna help Benny?

Wanna help?

Watch it, kid.

Watch your foot.

Water flows,

Way harder.

We all feel a little lost sometimes, Keegan.

We can use that for the Huntsman in our paper theater.

We danced it all the time when we lived in Spain.

We danced.

We follow the river, Keegan.

We have to stay in shape for dancing somehow, don't we?

We return to them.

We're all counting on you to carry on his traditions.

We're more alike than you know.

We're right on schedule.

We've only been gone a couple of hours.

Well, bye.

Well, he was an amazing dancer,

Well, I mean, he can't be far.

Well, just keep hanging in there.

Well, there goes the playoffs.

Well, whaddaya say we drop by Sammie's Sugar Shack?

Well, you seem very limber

What a jerk.

What always runs but never walks,

What are you doing out here?

What are you looking at me like that for? Look.

What are you talking about, "too big"?

What do you think?

What happened when you saw her?

What happened?

What have you been up to today?

What if I have to poo? What do I do?

What in the world are you doing?

What is this place?

What makes you think I'm not?

What other records did you get for the St. Paddy's Day party?

What?

What?

What?

What? He's coming for me next?

What's going on?

What's so funny?

What's that?

What's wrong with you?

Whatcha doing?

Where are the brakes on this thing?

Where are we?

Where I'm from, that's an invitation.

Where my friends euses at, huh?

Where? Where?

Where'd you go? We've been looking all over for you.

Where's the sport in that?

Which bit did you hear?

Which makes him about…

Who?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Deep.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. How old are you?

Whoa. That's nasty.

Why don't we automate this place?

Why is she purple?

Why?

Will you be all right?

With dance.

With Patrick's antlers.

With the power to stop rivers,

Without the rivers,

Woah!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo! BFFs!

Would you like nuts or berries for breakfast?

Wouldn't help anyway.

Wouldn't want them to get the wrong idea, right?

Wow!

Wussamus Maximus.

Y'all cool with that?

Yas, girl! I am going to bring the heat, like so much fire.

Yeah, 'course I do.

Yeah, buddy!

Yeah, right.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah. Come here. [clicks tongue]

Yes, tadpoles, jet it!

Yes, you're still the DJ.

Yes!

You always do… Give me those back.

You are truly a keeper of light.

You can banish darkness.

You did?

You do?

You don't automate your music, do you?

You get on that field, and you do what he taught you.

You guys play hurling?

You knew this would happen.

You know what, Penny?

You know, big nose, frog slippers?

You know, I was thinking,

You know, I'm only, like, five feet in front of you,

You know, I'm still not sure if I want to go to the party tonight.

You know, in retrospect, I shouldn't have started on the top of a hill.

You learn to put up with it.

You look like you've seen a ghost.

You missed Penny's dance.

You must be Keegan. Heard a lot about you.

You must return the antlers to the water.

You prefer the spirit in the vintage vinyl.

You should always celebrate life.

You should just go and… take a walk.

You should thank me!

You speak frog?

You will too.

You'll find him. Cheer up.

You're all skin and bones. Plus, we already ate breakfast.

You're awake.

You're free!

You're just bait.

You're pretty good. How come I've never seen you Irish dance?

You're the one who left the light off.

You're the spitting image of him, Keegan.

Your grandad is a tough act to follow.

Your grandad was a star hurler, right?

Your riddle.

400,000 years old.

[baaing] [laughs]

[bell rings] [Keegan] Stop!

[bleating] [yells]

[both] Victory is ours! [laughs]

[cheering] [laughing]

[chirps] [chuckles]

[chuckles] Let's go!

[chuckling] [yelling]

[croaks] Ah!

[flamenco music plays] [gasp]

[glass shatters] [cat growls]

[groans] [grunts]

[grunts] [grunts]

[grunts] [strains]

[grunts] Good block!

[gunshot] [gasping]