NewsRadio - Season 1 Edit

A business visionary.

A cup of that and one of those

A few years ago.

A friend of Jimmy's?

A good boss has to loosen up every now and again.

A great news director.

A less confusing code word.

A little shaky, but good.

A live interview tomorrow.

A lot of people wear hats like that.

A lot of resentment from the rest of the staff,

A lovely corsage for my lady.

A new development on that stalled Number Nine train

A nice free lunch will make everybody feel better.

A perfectly reasonable response considering the circumstances.

A potentially volatile one,

A prescription for those?

A public dumping ground for half eaten food.

A radio station or a rehab clinic?

A small error in judgment...

A written memo will suffice.

A written memo. Tell her.

About handing those out.

About Joey butta fook oh in the first place.

About moving in on my boyfriend, or I'll kill you.

About seeing us at the movies

About the clutter on my desk,

About the fact that I had dinner with Matthew.

About the morale problem out there?

About the New Yorker of the week?

About these bonuses.

About these fascinating com...pooters

About this whole bonus situation, all right?

About who's getting the shaft this year?

About who's on the up and up.

About you and I, so I... Uh huh.

About you running this station into the ground?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely the worst one.

Across the street.

Actually, Bill... Yeah.

Actually, Dave, you don't.

Actually, Ed quit,

Actually, I'm running home to change.

Actually, I'm very busy this month.

Actually, it was romantic.

Actually, the whole chain.

Actually, while you are all here,

After just over an hour of trading...

After my Dow Jones update at 12:27.

After yesterday's nine point fall.

After you.

Afternoon, Ed.

Afterward we went out for a nice, long walk.

Again, Bill? Why?

Again, Lisa, pitch black,

Ah ah ah ow!

Ah, well, thank you, sir. Yep.

Ah, well...

Ah, you don't say?

Ah! Okay, see? Now we're getting somewhere.

All day long.

All right, all right, here's what we're going to do.

All right, all right. Mm. That looks good.

All right, Bill.

All right, Bill. I'll take care of it.

All right, Bill. I'm not going to be sucked up to either.

All right, Bill. Where do you suggest

All right, but even if you were

All right, Catherine?

All right, I can't take it anymore.

All right, I'm going to come clean with you, sir.

All right, it's Dave Nelson from WNYX news radio,

All right, Lisa.

All right, look, Beth, I know you've had a rough day.

All right, Ma.

All right, Matthew, what message

All right, sir, I'll tell you what,

All right, thank you.

All right, that does it.

All right, they pulled the train about 50 feet,

All right, well, I guess we can get on with our lives.

All right, what time will you be home?

All right, what we did last night

All right, why don't you guys continue to discuss the desk,

All right, would you rather I call you at 3:00 a.m.

All right? Okay. Take this up to Lisa in the booth, please.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. "New York, 108, Philadelphia, 96."

All right. All right.

All right. Hi. What?

All right. Hi. Yes, I'm sorry.

All right. I'll see you. Bye bye.

All right. I've seen this before.

All right. Now, Beth...

All right. Thanks. Take it easy.

All right. That's it.

All right. Uh...

All right. Um...

All that's left is backstabbing.

All through my arm and chest.

ALL: Oh, it will be.

Am I, Dave?

Am I?

Amen to that, sir.

Amen to that.

An absolute I kid you not total visionary

An atmosphere of paranoia and fear in the office.

And a formal apology to Mr. Buttafuoco.

And a formal apology, Mr. James.

And all for a good cause. Bless your heart.

And Amy Fisher, the so called Long Island Lolita,

And annoying.

And as I said before...

And as soon as you have him,

And at what point did the security guards show up?

And Bill is basically just a harmless guy.

And Bill, can I talk to you about those station promos?

And buying her cotton candy

And completely unprofessional.

And crying my eyes out?

And did you say...

And discuss the police corruption probe story

And divide it equally amongst us.

And do phone interviews.

And exactly how unclear were you?

And figure out the rest from there.

And for Joe and Matthew,

And for Lisa, a plain doughnut.

And forget about it?

And get back into the booth?

And get me fitted for a diaphragm.

And get me something I can put on the air.

And get to that tunnel,

And getting paid for it.

And had him prescribe it for me.

And haul your skinny ass out of here!

And he chalks it up

And here's Bill McNeal

And here's Bill McNeal to tell you all about it.

And here's Lisa Miller

And I am sure that Lisa agrees with me on this fully.

And I can't remember what it was.

And I didn't really see.

And I don't even think there's anybody left.

And I gave him a brief memo

And I had no idea

And I have some thoughts on that

And I just thought of something really funny

And I know you've heard this before,

And I leaned over and grabbed Bill's head

And I started thinking about things,

And I suggest you do the same.

And I support fire safety,

And I think I have it scheduled.

And I think it's important we figure out where it's going.

And I told her that girlfriend was you.

And I told her that I had a new girlfriend

And I told her.

And I want to know right now.

And I want you to give Beth another 150 or so.

And I will not be intimidated.

And I will not be manipulated.

And I'll pack up my desk at a later date.

And I'll show you a man.

And I'll sit in here

And I'm calling about getting full access to the tunnel

And I'm going to tell him to his face

And if I'm not alert,

And in Albany.

And increases in ad revenue.

And it absolutely will not.

And it really... Really changed my life.

And it was over?

And Jimmy notices, believe me.

And just give everybody an equal bonus.

And Lisa, you will be the on air voice for this story.

And make you second guess your decisions.

And my arms feel like they're about 12 feet long,

And no one gets the shaft.

And not have my replacement fire me.

And not terribly romantic, either.

And now you're letting me do it.

And put a dollar value on his head.

And raise tuition...

And said I would not leave

And say cheese.

And she wants to make out.

And shoved my tongue down his throat.

And single handedly broadcast the news?

And speaking as that person, I cannot support it.

And state our case in person.

And tell her what you and Nancy talked about.

And that is not true.

And that is? Actually, it is the desk itself.

And that it can't go any further,

And that was when then the husband realized

And that you were seeing someone new?

And that's "Where They Are Now" for this Tuesday.

And that's because I don't.

And that's counting the yogurt,

And that's not easy, Beth.

And the entire Tri State area.

And the limo.

And the next time?

And their stuff is crap.

And then after work, which is nothing new to me,

And then it ended.

And then next thing you know, I'm at home crying my eyes out,

And then on the way back here in the limo

And then patch you through and you'll be on the air.

And then three full 15 second promos

And then we went to my place and did it.

And then we'll go for lunch, huh?

And then, you know, I walk around smelling like you

And there was some kind of a fire.

And this is really going to hurt her.

And this tape roll?

And Thursday, you are taking me to the Korean place

And to talk the transit commissioner

And Tom Novachek has told me

And try to think of a comeback.

And voilà.

And wait with my shotgun.

And we be the first station to do it.

And we did it again.

And we don't eat.

And we realize that what happened was inappropriate

And went off.

And what I was thinking

And what the hell are you wearing?

And what's his vision?

And what's so special about that?

And while you're at it,

And who gets the shaft?

And who knows?

And who's the cat that won't cop out

And winning prizes for her,

And yet you refuse.

And you don't really know me that well,

And you in your tuxedo,

And you know it.

And you threw up.

And you're happy with the solution?

And, oh, I just feel awful about this desk situation.

And, quite honestly... I miss the smell, Dave.

And, uh, unprofessional,

And, um...

And, yeah, like a cigarette.

And, you know, I think it might make people suspicious.

And...

And... Being friends with his new girlfriend,

Another flashlight just came on...

Another time.

Another transit employee whacked out on Mary Jane?

Anticipated decision.

Any time I want.

Any time, but he's not in there right now.

Anything at all?

Anything I can do to help.

Anything more you can tell us?

Anything you can do to help me with that?

Anytime.

Anyway, considering I haven't had a cigarette

Anyway, Dave...

Anyway, it'll be a very posh affair

Anyway, on the way back

Anyway, Stewart on line five.

Anyway, you know,

Anyway, you're going to have to handle this desk crisis

Anyway...

Anywhere in the station?

Apparently, we're fine.

Apparently...

Apparently...

April 19th.

Are not going to have any scenes, all right?

Are through feasting on my entrails,

Are you coming, sir?

Are you gonna cry right here

Are you guys okay?

Are you in the mood to bargain?

Are you kidding me? You pulling my chain?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Around 3:00 a.m.

Around me?

As an authority figure with the staff.

As Charles Oakley led the boys in white and blue

As long as I get it. Uh huh.

As to where we eat.

As we approach the turn of the century.

As well as both leaders

At a later date.

At Albion Correctional Facility.

At least I don't call her every other day on the phone.

At least let the man smoke while he's on the air, Dave.

At least.

At next week's economic summit

At the coffee machine.

At the movies with a friend

At the Salvation Army

Aw, Bill... you didn't.

Aw... How do I look?

Back to you, Lisa.

Back with more in eight minutes.

Back with more in eight minutes.

Bad news is terrible for his back.

Be capable of cold blooded murder?

Because as the ordinance states,

Because Bill is having some kind of trouble.

Because he thinks I would say Torrest

Because I already kind of miss my old one, you know?

Because I am not going to have

Because I support

Because I'm afraid to come in to work the next morning.

Because I'm going to do it myself.

Because I'm going to go across the street now to WXYP.

Because if not, I'd like to even up that dinner score.

Because it amuses me.

Because it is your last.

Because it'd be great if I could have

Because it's important, all right?

Because phone interviews keep me alert,

Because she's so petite.

Because they're all going to find out just as soon as

Because today we have an exclusive interview

Because we're going out, did you?

Because when Ed goes,

Because when I finish my noon update,

Because you and Beth it looks

Because you and Matthew

Because you wouldn't have someone like you haranguing you.

Because you're so sweet.

Before heading up

Before I tell the rest of the staff.

Before you go, you'd better take this.

Before you put me on hold.

Beth knows.

Beth will be able to control herself.

Beth, do you ever knock?

Beth, I absolutely cannot what?

Beth, I had something that I wanted to ask you

Beth, I just don't think that you should let Bill pressure you

Beth, I'm not hiding anything from you.

Beth, is Sergeant What's his name

Beth, look, it's very, very important

Beth, nobody's moving, are they?

Beth, there's no one on line three.

Beth, want to pour us a round of the old red devil?

Beth, what day is tomorrow?

Beth, what I want you to do is get Matthew on his cell phone

Beth, why are you going on a date with Bill?

Beth, would you hold all my calls for a while?

Beth, you are not going to believe this.

BETH: Good night, Dave.

BETH: Ha, ha, ha!

BETH: Hey, Dave,

BETH: New desks.

BETH: Very funny, Dave.

Beth!

Beth?

Beth?

Beth?

Beth? Beth...

Beth? It's my back

Beth.

Beth.

Beth...

Beth...

Beth's not so sure

Between the 14th and 18th Street stations,

Big day tomorrow, huh?

Big day tomorrow, huh?

Big day tomorrow, huh?

Big day tomorrow, huh? You stoked?

Big trouble.

Bill did not make a pass at me,

Bill did not say anything bad to me.

Bill didn't do anything.

Bill has been eyeballing you since the Christmas party.

Bill just asked Beth to go to a luncheon with him.

Bill McNeal here.

Bill was a perfect gentleman, so just leave him alone, okay?

Bill was very nice,

Bill,

Bill, Beth would like

Bill, Dave and I are really pretty busy right now.

Bill, Dave really needs to take this call alone.

Bill, I apologize.

Bill, I think that would be Shaft.

Bill, I want to know what you did to Beth,

Bill, I was not ignoring you at lunch.

Bill, I'd really rather you didn't do that right now.

Bill, I'll take care of it!

Bill, I'm doing this for you.

Bill, I've got work to do.

Bill, if you'd like to have dinner sometime,

Bill, is there something bothering you?

Bill, that's not a question.

Bill, that's not how it's supposed to work.

Bill, this is what we in the business

Bill, this really isn't a good time. Trust me.

Bill, uh, have you, uh, met Dave?

Bill, we all really appreciate

Bill, we're not seeing each other anymore.

Bill, we're now officially a nonsmoking office.

Bill, what are you doing?

Bill, what happened?

Bill, where's Mr. Baxter?

Bill, would you just relax?

Bill, you never gave him a chance to speak.

BILL: The Dow Jones industrial average

BILL:...Has asked the U.N. Security council

Bill!

Bill?

Bill?

Bill.

Bill.

Bill.

Bill...

Bill...

Bill...

Bill...

Bill's not getting a new desk.

Black tie, catered food, the whole nine yards.

Blah blah blah.

Blue dress? I don't think I own a blue dress, Bill.

Bob's your uncle.

Boo, Bill. Boo.

Boo, Lisa.

Boo.

Boss, do you need me to FedEx anything for you?

Boy, do I love a good party.

Boy, you are a cold blooded son of a gun, Dave.

Brilliant, brilliant guy by the name of...Tom.

Broadcaster's luncheon at the Waldorf.

Broadcasting Monthly said that if

Brr.

Budget? Don't I pay someone else to think about that?

Business as usual. Let's do it, people.

Busy, busy, busy. Matthew the workaholic.

But

But a name just popped into your head, didn't it?

But again, I really don't see as that's any of your business.

But all that's going to change

But apparently Lisa thinks she should have my job.

But before they got there, I grabbed this off his desk.

But do you have any idea

But don't you feel better

But either way, you work for me now,

But for now, let's focus on something within our grasp...

But for right now, the subject is closed.

But get the hell out of here.

But he's fine.

But I can blow it through my nose.

But I can't even cut down.

But I don't see as that's relevant.

But I got your machine.

But I guess that's a good sign.

But I propose that we just pool all the bonus money

But I really think we should discuss this now.

But I thought

But I understand you have a unique insight

But I'd much prefer to discuss them

But I'll give you the next crisis, I promise,

But I'm going to get one. You'd better believe that.

But I'm going to have to call a quadruple shame on him.

But I'm going to say it again

But I'm not going to snitch on anyone, okay?

But I'm not. Okay.

But I'm pretty sure that without it,

But I'm sure as you get to know me,

But I've never really been much of an aficionado

But I've yet to find the one that's the surefire moneymaker.

But if it'll make you feel any better,

But if you need a reference,

But in about five seconds, I will be!

But in the interest

But it is not my fault.

But it sort of ended when I moved here.

But it's just that I was already on hold

But let's talk about this later.

But Lisa and I both know that, uh,

But Matthew was convinced

But never, you know,

But nothing!

But other than that, I feel fine.

But recently, my desk has become

But she turned it down.

But sir, I'd really rather

But tell him to be careful.

But thank you for your input.

But thank you very much for, uh,

But that man has absolutely nothing new to say.

But that saves you two weeks' severance pay.

But that's about it.

But that's funny, though.

But the big bonus and, uh, the, uh, the shaft...

But the business visionary dude is back.

But the Knicks are 28 8 at home. I take the Knicks by 12.

But the traffic on the freeway was so bad

But then it stalled again

But there's still about 35 people stuck down there.

But they never allow reporters into the tunnel

But this is the best I can do, all right?

But we'll have to keep this to ourselves for the time being.

But what happens, say, next week,

But when a man is ambitious

But when I do, it does mean trouble.

But where I come from, we call that a threat.

But why is the station

But within three months, four, tops.

But would you mind repeating the exact words

But you did tell her it was over?

But you do not tell the lady to shut up!

But you get the point.

But you got to. That's a great motivator.

But you know Dave has a mind of his own,

But you know what, though

But you know what? I am addicted to caffeine.

But you see those sprinklers up there?

But you shouldn't worry

But you want to know what made you so special to me?

But your sweater's buttoned up wrong.

But, God bless you.

But, Lisa, please, help me out.

But, obviously, there's no point in me trying to talk you

But, sir, I'd like to put you on the air

But, uh, I just feel

But, uh, I'm actually the new news director.

Butta fook oh.

Butta fook oh.

Butta...

Buttafuoco situation?

Buttafuoco.

Buzz! Time's up again.

Buzz! Time's up.

By a $100 fine.

By how often she talks to her ex boyfriend?

By Shavellaloo...

By the time it got to dessert,

By tomorrow morning.

By yourself.

Bye, everyone.

Bye, Lisa. Bye, Nancy.

Bye.

Cake, boss?

Call bad timing.

Called "the future is now."

Can I erase this file?

Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?

Can I get you anything else?

Can I have Matthew's old desk?

Can I set you up with anything?

Can I take... some kind of message or...

Can we talk about this some other time? Oh.

Can you at least tell me who's been charging

Can you guys just pretend to work when I walk by?

Can you hold again?

Can you hold? Hi. This is where it all happens, Bob.

Can you make it fast, Dave?

Can you smell it?

Can you walk me to the elevator, please?

Can you, Dave?

Can you?

Can't play favorites, right?

Care to join us for dinner?

Case in point, me.

Catherine actually showed up,

Catherine wanted me to tell you

Catherine, can I talk to you for a second?

Catherine, hair salon, corporate account.

Catherine, how about a few words from the birthday girl?

Catherine, I can't do that.

Catherine, I don't know what to tell you.

Catherine, you'll be doing the Al Gore interview, okay?

CATHERINE: ...until economic sanctions take effect.

CATHERINE: Our guest, Tom P. Baxter.

CATHERINE:...highs reaching the upper 40s.

Catherine.

Cathy! Yoo hoo!

Cerise?

Charge them 500 bucks a pop, and boom!

Check it for what?

Check the phone bill.

Check the phone bill.

Cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

Chock full o' nuts?

Ciao.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Citing the state's heavy industrial base,

Closed out the day up nine points

Coffee, boss?

Coffee, Dave?

Coffee, Dave?

Coffee. Yeah, okay.

College girls.

College girls.

Come on back, Dave.

Come on in, Lisa.

Come on, Beth.

Come on, Beth.

Come on, come on, help me out.

Come on, I want you to meet the gang.

Come on, I've had, like,

Come on, let's talk about this.

Come on, Matthew. Let's go. Hold on, Dave.

Come on, you have to eat something. Come on. No.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I told you about Nancy.

Come on. There's something there.

Come on. You're coming with me.

Completely over?

Complex relationship.

Computers.

Conference table, everybody. Now.

Congratulations, Catherine. You're getting the big bonus.

Congratulations.

Cool. Oh, you know what, Bill, you'd better make it 12:28.

Correction. Apology.

Cost me five bills. Guess what I learned.

Coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning,

Could be no further away than your kitchen cupboard.

Could be.

Could I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.

Could it be because you forfeited your right

Could you transfer me back

Couldn't have said it better myself, chief.

D D Dave,

Damn right.

Dave and I have had dinner before.

Dave here's the new news director.

Dave, are you listening to what Bill is doing?

Dave, are you threatened

Dave, before you continue, I just want to say

Dave, before you continue, I just want to say

Dave, can I use your office for a while?

Dave, can you believe this?

Dave, Captain What's his name on line three.

Dave, come over here. I want you to look at this.

Dave, could I see you in the can for a minute?

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Hi. It's me again. Hold on, please.

Dave, Dave, what did the transit commissioner say?

Dave, did you mean for the movers

Dave, Ed quits three times a week.

Dave, get over here.

Dave, he knows everything.

Dave, honey, I've been to Desk Emporium,

Dave, how did you get an appointment

Dave, I am not going to discuss this at the office.

Dave, I can't do this.

Dave, I have 22 years of experience

Dave, I have to run,

Dave, I haven't exactly told Ed

Dave, I hope we can still be friends

Dave, I just wanted to talk to you.

Dave, I think it's the patch.

Dave, I think you and I need to have a serious talk.

Dave, I think you'd better get out here,

Dave, I was right.

Dave, I'm on the phone.

Dave, I've got to go. I'll see you.

Dave, I've got to run.

Dave, if you have a moment,

Dave, it's 3:00.

Dave, just the guy I was looking for.

Dave, let her give us our presents first.

Dave, let him smoke all he wants,

Dave, nobody knows we're dating.

Dave, on behalf of the whole staff,

Dave, please don't fire me.

Dave, talk to him.

Dave, that makes no sense at all.

Dave, there's no avoiding it.

Dave, we need to discuss the promos.

Dave, would you like to see the production booth?

Dave, WXYP went out of business three months ago.

Dave, you do know that I can tell when you're lying.

Dave, you say "apparently" one more time,

Dave, you should probably try cauliflower.

Dave, you wanted to talk to me?

DAVE: What the hell is he doing?

Dave!

Dave!

Dave?

Dave.

Dave. Come on.

Dave. Dave, Ed.

Dave. Dave!

Dave. Hmm?

Dave...

David Copperfield?

David,

David, can I clear my live spots with you?

David, I'm at my breaking point, okay?

David, smile.

David, you've got to make Bill stop smoking.

David.

David.

David.

David...

David... Pastries.

Declaring that...

DEEP VOICE: Still no news on that disabled train.

Delightful lady.

Devil with a blue dress on?

Did a little punch up on those promos.

Did he kiss you back?

Did Mr. James drop any hints

Did that dork look familiar to you?

Did you see who I was with at the movies?

Did you tell Bill about the new smoking area?

Did you tell him

Did you tell him?

Didn't stop me from building a million dollar empire.

Didn't stop you from becoming a

Dinner, huh?

Directory assistance. I mean, we have to start somewhere.

Do the pandas make any kind of noise or anything

Do you have a contact at the transit commission?

Do you have a special lady in your life?

Do you have a special person?

Do you have any nail polish I can borrow?

Do you know who runs WXYP?

Do you really need me for this, Dave?

Do you really think you can do this job better?

Do you think she noticed anything?

Do you want to get some lunch?

Does it bother you that I talk to Stewart?

Doesn't bother me when you talk to what's her name.

Doesn't even include the strings.

Doesn't hardly seem like work, does it?