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Old School (2003)

Old School (2003)

Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story of three friends, played by Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, who decide to start a fraternity and relive their college days. As they throw outrageous parties and wreak havoc, they find themselves threatened by the university and its dean, played by Jeremy Piven.

This movie is a classic and has become a staple in the comedy genre. The cast's comedic chemistry and the outrageous situations they find themselves in make Old School a laugh-out-loud experience. Whether you're a fan of Wilson's charm, Vaughn's witty banter, or Ferrell's over-the-top humor, this film delivers non-stop entertainment.

If you want to relive the laughs, you can play and download the sounds from Old School here.

A big day? Doing what?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A young girl.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
About face.
About Mark.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Academics, athletics, community service,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Ain't that right, mother? What?
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All the posters are mine.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Am I interrupting?
Amy, I'm sorry.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And finally,
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I'll see you around campus.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And mind the stepchildren.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And our contribution to the community.
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And to tell you the truth,
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And you were right about Mark.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And, call me about dinner.
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Are you bribing me?
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
At my place tomorrow night.
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
B, Pythagorean triplets?
Be honest.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before they can deny our official application.
Being married?
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue's dead.
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Break it in.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
But all just...
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But I can skip it.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But it's an emergency.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But why don't you leave me your number?
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, you're like... mature.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Call them again.
Campus patrol?
Can I see it?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can't hear you!
Cheese, is that you?
Chill out, we're up by six.
Cock. Balls.
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on, big cat.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Coming through!
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
D ahhh!!
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Darcie, hey.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dearly beloved,
Debate, and school spirit.
Did a little research.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you see that movie?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Don't be silly.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't do it!
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't turn around.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Fighters, are you ready?
Figuratively, I mean.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Focus is on five categories:
For determining first order system parameters?
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For the rest of my life.
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank! Frank!
Frank's divorced.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fucked up.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Get into it. Very good.