Inglourious Basterds (2009) Edit

A damn good detective.

A debit you owe me, personally.

A general .

A squirrel could equally carry.

About I got three men dead back there.

About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you .

Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward .

Actually, why he would hate the name the Hangman is baffling to me.

Ages of the children?

Ain't you?

Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS .

Aldo,

ALDO: Fucking shithead . Faggot fuck. Fuck you !

ALDO: Speak English pretty good for a German .

ALDO: Ten hut!

ALDO: Touch me again , Kraut burger.

ALDO: We're American .

ALDO: Wicki .

Aldo.

Aldo.

All dairy farmers like yourself.

All right, Aldo.

All the ******* families in this area have been accounted for

All the way down , sir.

All you know is you find them repulsive.

ALL: Yes, sir!

Among German soldiers is simple.

Amos

An alternative to what he considers

An Austrian Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good .

And , Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time,

And , yes , Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you

And , yes, some Germans will die . Yes, it will ruin the evening .

And , yes, some of them were ****. But Jew H unter?

And 999 . 999 times out of a million , you would be correct.

And a Mexican standoff ain't trust.

And all y'all will get me 1 00 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 1 00 dead Nazis.

And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life.

And bring them straight to me for debriefing. ls that clear, Lieutenant?

And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.

And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.

And except for the tail , they even rather look alike, don't they?

And found nothing .

And he's going to beat your ass to death with it.

And her brother, Bob .

And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent.

And I want my scalps.

And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it!

And I'm putting together a special team , and I need me eight soldiers.

And if there are any irregularities to be found , rest assured they will be.

And if you still respectfully refuse,

And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite

And just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet.

And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth .

And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy.

And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance.

And our boot heels and the edge of our knives.

And point out on this map what I want to know.

And Shosanna was

And Shosanna.

And that don't sit well with us.

And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself.

And that reward will be,

And the children ,

And the Dreyfuses.

And the German will be sickened by us.

And the German will talk about us.

And the German won't be able to help themselves

And the ******* controlled dogma of Hollywood .

And the second one was called Twenty Four Frame da Vinci.

And they need to be destroyed .

And they will find the evidence of our cruelty

And they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done,

And they've been waiting a long time to touch you .

And this is the face

And through our cruelty, they will know who we are.

And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi .

And what would that be?

And when the German closes their eyes at night

And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark,

And you need all four to end the war.

And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now.

And your Jew dogs.

And your mission , some would call a terrorist plot,

And your occupation before the war?

Antonio Margheriti .

Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel

Are you aware of my existence?

Are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me?

Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich?

Around about 1 2.

Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s.

As a German enlisted man , he killed 13 Gestapo officers.

As a reward for all the countless lives I've saved

As of this moment,

As of this moment, is still a go.

As opposed to most German soldiers ,

As Stanley said to Livingstone,

As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.

As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.

As your reputation would suggest.

Ask him how many Germans .

Ask him if he wants to live.

Ask if he's going to take off his uniform .

Au revoir, Shosanna !

BASTERD 1 : Oh , no ! BASTERD 2: Oh , no !

BASTERD: Yeah , Donny!

Beats German soldiers with a club .

Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of

Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate.

Before I can officially cross your family's name off my list.

Before the occupation , there were four ******* families in this area,

Before we get into who shot John ,

Before we yank that slug out you , you need to answer a few questions.

Besides you , we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere.

Bingo ! How fun .

Blow up the basket.

Both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in .

Bravery.

Bridget von Hammersmark?

Bridget von Hammersmark?

Brief him .

British? American?

Bunch of shithead fuck.

But can you Americans speak any other language than English?

But going as members of the German film industry,

But how can l?

But I digress. Where were we? Yeah ! Make a deal .

But I do have one question .

But I got a word of warning for all you would be warriors.

But I see your point.

But I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains ,

But I'm aware that ain't practical .

But if I don't pick up this phone right here,

But if one were to determine what attributes the **** share with a beast,

But if trouble does happen , we need you to make damn sure

But imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands,

But in the pages of history, every once in a while,

But in the pages of history, every once in a while,

But like any enterprise, when under new management,

But Louis B . Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number.

But of course.

But she's alive.

But the Jerries have heard of them , because these Yanks have been them the devil .

But the meaning of your visit,

But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide.

But we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain .

But what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family

But where our conclusions differ,

But you are aware of what they call me.

But you take off that uniform , ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi .

But you won't get H itler, you won't get Goebbels ,

But. . .

By all means, Captain .

By bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party

By the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country.

By the way, that last part is actually true.

Bye bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted .

Can I assume you know who we are?

Can you do it? I have to.

Caught you flinching .

Champagne?

Come down .

Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search

Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in .

Continue .

Cross 5 , 000 miles of water, fight my way through haIf of Sicily

Damn it, Hirschberg !

Depends entirely on you .

Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere.

Did you get that for killing ****?

Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you?

Do you know what happened to Donny?

Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam .

DON NY: Yeah?

Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous .

Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive !

Donny!

Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman .

Double zero 23 and double zero 24 , if my memory serves.

Down with H itler.

Each and every man under my command owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps.

Eight ******* American soldiers.

Either kill you or let you go.

End the war tonight?

Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic.

Ever heard of us?

Every single one of your swastika marked survivors,

Everybody in the German Army has heard of H ugo Stiglitz.

Everybody needs to calm down .

Except the Dreyfuses.

Explain it to me.

Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode.

Facts could be so misleading ,

Fair point, Lieutenant.

Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame !

Few questions about what?

Film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years.

Finding people is my specialty,

Fine.

First thing , you'll go to a little village called Nadine.

Five hours ago.

For my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich .

Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again?

From the very beginning as a double agent.

Fuck a duck !

Fuck you , too !

Full citizenship for myself. Well , that goes without saying .

General Ed Fenech . At ease, H icox.

GENERAL: Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners.

Germans don't have a good ear for ltalian .

Germans would and did notice it.

Germans' nickname for you .

Get me someone on the other end of that radio

Get the fuck up ! Batter up . You're on deck !

Goddamn Nazi farts , sons of bitches ! Get your hands off me .

Goebbels considers the films he's making

Gorlomi .

Gorlomi?

Got the gist?

Got us a German here who wants to die for country.

H is commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate.

H is name is Max. We were in here drinking , celebrating .

H is wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a. . .

Hans Landa.

HANS: Au revoir, Shosanna !

HANS: Margheriti .

HANS: So when the military history of this night is written ,

Has a rat ever done anything to you

Have I been shot? Yes !

He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.

He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.

He had just become a father!

He looks everywhere he would hide.

He looks in the barn , he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar,

He never got there.

He ordered three glasses.

He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street!

He's going to take that big bat of his,

He's going to take that big bat of his,

He's going to wrap it up in a cast,

Hear that?

Heard of him?

Herr Colonel , would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe?

Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle.

Heydrich apparently hates the moniker

HIRSCHBERG : (LAUGHING) Oh , yeah .

Hmm .

How about my knife?

How about you , Utivich? You make that deal?

How do you expect me to walk the red carpet?

How is your English , Werner?

How many is coming and what they brought to play with .

How old is Bob?

How'd he do that?

How'd you intend to get them in that premiere?

How's he doing?

How's he doing?

However interesting as the thought may be,

However interesting as the thought may be,

However,

However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer.

However, the off chance I'm wrong , things prove eventful ,

However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria

However, there's something you don't know.

I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight.

I believe Goebbels sees himseIf closer to David O . Selznick.

I can think like a Jew

I didn't think so.

I don't blame you . Damn good deal .

I don't know about you all ,

I don't look calm to you?

I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon .

I don't speak ltalian .

I don't. I like smoking , drinking and ordering in restaurants.

I guess so, too.

I guess so.

I have no doubt.

I have no interest in such things.

I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am .

I heard of The Bear Jew.

I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite .

I know this is a silly question before I ask it,

I love rumors !

I mean , at some point, you're going to have to take it off.

I might add , also, that any information

I need to know about Germans hiding in trees .

I need to know we can all remain calm .

I propose to you any disease a rat could spread ,

I respectfully refuse, sir.

I suppose I would .

I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you .

I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles.

I understand your trepidation in repeating it.

I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank.

I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor

I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers,

I'd make that deal .

I'd make that deal .

I'm a film critic.

I'm a slave to appearances.

I'm aware of that.

I'm aware.

I'm betting for. . .

I'm calling The Bear Jew over.

I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.

I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade.

I'm here, Willi .

I'm officially surrendering myseIf over to you , Lieutenant Raine.

I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old U ncle Adolf

I've done my share of bootlegging .

I've read the reports of this area.

If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now,

If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised , the mission is kaput.

If that patrol were to have any crack shots,

If that tastes better going down .

If the shoe fits, you must wear it.

If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if,

If you can assist me with answers,

If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building .

If you don't think I wouldn't interrogate

If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water.

If you want to win the war tonight,

In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion

In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino

In fact, why don't you start practicing right now?

In H itler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise.

In the disemboweled , dismembered

Including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo ,

Inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput.

Instead of putting him up against a wall ,

Is I don't consider the comparison an insult.

Is that correct?

Is that the way you say it? That's a bingo.

Is that you , Lieutenant?

Is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!

Isn't that just dandy?

It couldn't be both .

It makes not one bit of difference to how you feel .

It probably has something to do with the second development.

It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home?

It will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with .

It would be that of the rat.

It would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk.

It'll be you , her, and two German born members of the Basterds.

It's a hostile world , indeed .

It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G .W. Pabst.

It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel .

It's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves.

J ust a name that stuck.

J ust take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight.

Jolly good , sir.

Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris.

Just like that.

Killing Nazis.

L can see since you didn't see what happened inside,

L hear you're pretty good with that.

L hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.

L imagine you are going to take off that handsome looking SS uniform of yours .

L mean , if I had my way,

L mean , you're a little fellow, but not circus midget little,

L must say, damn good stuff, sir.

L suppose that's worth certain considerations.

L want to trust you .

Least of all , by tomorrow night.

Let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender.

Let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.

Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?

Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you .

Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds.

Lieutenant Aldo,

Lieutenant Archie H icox reporting , sir.

Lieutenant H icox was going as my escort.

Lieutenant H icox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino .

Lieutenant Raine? Right here.

Like I said , third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut.

List your accomplishments.

Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress .

Ls she okay?

Ls that clear?

Ls that really necessary?

Ls that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type?

Lt is a tavern .

Lt means you getting us in that premiere.

Lt would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it.

Lt would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.

Make bets on how it all comes out?

Makes this horse a different color.

MALE NARRATOR: At that time , 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable

MALE NARRATOR: Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper.

MALE NARRATOR: The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity

MAN : I implore you . We must destroy that tower.

MAN : Right this way, Lieutenant.

MAN : The tower stands!

Marcel , burn it down .

Margheriti .

Maynardville, Tennessee.

Monsieur LaPadite ,

Most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless.

My baby was born today. ln Frankfurt.

My department can close the file on your family.

My hands to be exact.

My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine.

N umber one being , you're fighting in a basement.

Nah , I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

Nazi ain't got no humanity.

Needless to say , once the Basterds heard about him ,

No Germans , or French , for that matter, escape from that basement.

No guns. No guns me, no guns you .

No trust, no deal .

No, I do not.

No, I guess not.

No, that sounds good .

No.

No.

No. I'm alive !

Nope.

Not one damn bit, sir.

Not so fast.

Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs.

Not to mention winning the war single handedly for the Allies,

Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar. . .

Now I , on the other hand , love my unofficial title

Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do?

Now,

Now, according to these papers,

Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France?

Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man J I'm Bridger.

Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast,

Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.

Now, is there anybody alive on our side?

Now, just take that finger of yours

Now, my job dictates

Now, take your Wiener schnitzel licking finger,

Now, that I can't abide.

Now, when you report what happened here,

Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon .

Oblige him .

Of a house suspected of hiding ****.

Of ******* vengeance.

Of killing H itler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann ,

Of over 350 nitrate film prints.

Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans

Okay, okay.

Okay, talk.

Okay, Wilhelm , here's my deal .

Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant.

Omar?

Once they abandon dignity.

Once we're in enemy territory,

One , the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue.

Only later to find myseIf standing before a ******* tribunal .

Only rumors .

Or someone is very successfully hiding them .

Or you will die trying !

Over there is a very capable two way radio and sitting behind it

Please tell me what you've heard .

Point out to me the areas where they're hiding .

Practice.

Precisely because I've earned it.

Precisely.

Probably not.

Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death

Quite well , actually.

Rats spread disease. They bite people.

Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago.

Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.

Scalp Hermann .

Selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits.

Send that Kraut sarge over.

Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.

Sergeant Werner Rachtman .

She chose the spot.

She wasn't picking a place to fight.

She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need .

Shosanna has a collection

Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful .

Since Goebbels has taken over,

Since H itler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction ,

Since I haven't heard any disturbance,

Sitting in your chair, l would probably say the same thing ,

So ,

So , gentlemen ,

So , monsieur LaPadite ,

So , the rumors you've heard have been of escape?

So , the way I see it,

So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.

So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again ,

So naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people.

So tell them , we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks

So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal?

So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do?

So you mumble ltalian and brazen through it. Is that the plan?

So you're Aldo the Apache .

So you're The Jew H unter.

Something for yourself, sir?

Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished .

Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous?

Stiglitz, right?

Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park !

Tell him to point out on this map the German position .

Thank you very much , Colonel .

That a boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourseIf like a good chap , will you?

That is unless you have something to tell me

That makes the conducting of a search unnecessary.

That makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment.

That means I got a little lndian in me.

That orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight.

That sounds good .

That the Führer has put you in charge of rounding up the **** left in France

That the Nazis being there must look odd .

That they call you The Jew H unter.

That you are all going to die.

That you do with rats, do you?

That you do with rats, do you?

That's a bingo !

That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal .

That's about it.

That's German , ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you?

That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz.

That's the German three .

That's what I like to hear.

That's what I thought.

That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform ,

The bar is in the globe.

The Basterds. Never heard of them .

The Bear Jew.

The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it.

The Englishman gave himseIf away.

The father, Jacob .

The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the **** is,

The first book was called

The Führer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing .

The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence.

The Germans call them the Basterds.

The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding ****

The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man?

The good people of Prague have bestowed on him .

The ******* German intellectual cinema of the '20s,

The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make.

The master race at play?

The motion picture is called Nation's Pride.

The objective of Operation Kino ,

The other looks odd .

The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant.

Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines.

Then they're flammable. Go on , hop off.

There were five of them .

There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there .

There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch .

There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino .

They're films, ain't they? Yes.

They're going to die.

They're going to want to know why you so special , we let you live.

They're the foot soldiers of a Jew hating , mass murdering maniac

They're the ones that came in shooting and killing . It's not my fault!

This is your house, make yourseIf comfortable.

This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he?

Those were the ******* families among the dairy farmers.

Three days from now

To a swifter than imagined end . Do you have all that, sir?

To be made an example of.

To create this animosity you feel toward them?

To establish my cover with the Germans .

To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms

To my knowledge,

To purchase property for me on Nantucket lsland

To receive the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Tonight.

Tuxedos.

Tuxedos.

Two hits. I hit you , you hit the ground .

U p there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity,

U p top , they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead .

Up the road a piece, there's an orchard .

Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you .

Utivich , cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back.

Utivich?

Was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil

We all come here to see if you want to go pro.

We both speak a little ltalian .

We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears

We find ourselves in .

We have to make a deal .

We in the killing Nazi business, and , cousin , business is a booming .

We only got a deal , we trust each other.

We order three glasses.

We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed .

We still have a deal . Now, get the girl and go.

We wait.

We will be cruel to the Germans .

We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians.

We're your prisoners.

Well , ain't that nice?

Well , back to the whereabouts of your two ltalian saboteurs.

Well , compared to, say, Louis B . Mayer,

Well , I guess that should do it.

Well , I speak the most ltalian , so I'll be your escort.

Well , if this is it, old boy,

Well , if you're willing to barbecue the whole H igh Command ,

Well , let's just say, she got what she deserved .

Well , now that you put it like that, l guess you do.

Well , now, Werner, that's where you're wrong , because that's exactly what I expect.

Well , this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry

Well , we'll be leaving a little earlier.

Well , you do have to admit, it is catchy.

Well . . .

What are you aware of?

What are you thinking?

What choice you got, son?

What did you hear?

What did you hear?

What do you mean the Little Man?

What do you say we make us a deal?

What film , sir?

What have you done?

What if we go in there and she's not even there?

What is that English expression about shoes and feet?

What is that supposed to mean?

What kind of artillery they're carrying with them .

What kind of artillery?

What kind of deal?

What rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses?

What shall the history books read?

What should we drink to, sir?

What was the next step?

What?

What's going to happen to every Nazi we find .

What's that American expression?

What's your name, soldier?

What's your name?

When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard .

When it comes to killing Nazis. . .

Where they can only think like a German .

Where's Bridget von Hammersmark?

Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive

Which girl?

Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape

While I'm very familiar with you and your family,

Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it.

Who are either hiding or passing for Gentile .

Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.

Who does what?

Whole point of the Secret Service , old boy, you not hearing of them .

Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened?

Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?

Why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?

WICKI : He's going to burn it.

Wicki here,

Wife, Miram .

Wilhelm .

Will be Goebbels , Goring , Bormann , and most of the German H igh Command

Will be your assist.

With all the military there would've been suicide.

With all the military there would've been suicide.

With an atrocious accent, no doubt.

With the power of the pen to authorize my,

Without setting off them bombs.

Would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?

Would you greet it with hostility?

Would you show me mercy?

Wouldn't you agree?

Yeah , I remember him .

Yeah , in a basement.

Yeah , she's ours.

Yeah , that's what we thought. We don't like that.

Yeah , they made that deal . But they don't give a fuck about him . They need you .

Yeah , we got a word for that kind of odd in English .

Yeah !

Yeah? Where is that exactly?

Yes . Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years,

Yes, for the last two years now.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Then sit down .

Yet, they're both rodents, are they not?

You !

You can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you .

You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement.

You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement.

You don't like them .

You don't really know why you don't like them .

You get what you pay for.

You go your way, we go ours.

You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead .

You got to show me on this here map where they are.

You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me

You Jerry banging , Limburg smelling . . .

You just say, Bingo.

You know how you get to Carnegie Hall , don't you?

You know something , Utivich?

You know what sit down means, Werner?

You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties.

You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass.

You know, we're not looking for trouble right now.

You know, where I'm from . . .

You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away.

You may very well get all four.

You met the sergeant yourself. Willi .

You might know him better by his nickname.

You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff.

You outside. Who are you?

You remember him , don't you?

You say he wants to take on the **** at their own game.

You speak German better than your friends? No.

You still get us in that premiere?

You will then take over driving of the truck

You won't get Goring , and you won't get Bormann .

You'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker sucking life.

You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris.

You'll be shot for this !

You're Aldo the Apache.

You're letting your imagination get the better of you .

You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?

You've had a nice long run , Aldo.

Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark.

18 or 19 . I'm not really sure.

. . . I think you show great talent.

(AGREES IN FRENCH)

(AGREES IN FRENCH)

(ALL CH EERING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL SAYING GOODBYE l N ITALIAN)

(ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN)

(AU DIENCE CHEERING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(BASTERDS APPLAU DING)

(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

(BASTERDS WHOOPING)

(BAT TAPPING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(BRAKES SCREECH)

(BRAYING)