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Inglourious Basterds (2009) Inglourious Basterds is a critically acclaimed film directed by Quentin Tarantino and released in

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Inglourious Basterds is a critically acclaimed film directed by Quentin Tarantino and released in 2009. Set during World War II, the movie tells the story of a group of Jewish-American soldiers, known as the "Basterds," who are sent on a mission to hunt down and kill Nazis in German-occupied France. The film features an impressive cast including Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, MĂ©lanie Laurent, Michael Fassbender, and Diane Kruger, among others.

With Tarantino's signature style, Inglourious Basterds intertwines multiple storylines, suspenseful moments, and witty dialogue. The film received widespread praise for its performances, unique storytelling, and its bold, revisionist take on history. It was nominated for multiple Academy Awards, including Best Picture, and won Christoph Waltz his first Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.

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A damn good detective.
A damn good detective.
A debit you owe me, personally.
A debit you owe me, personally.
A general .
A general .
A squirrel could equally carry.
A squirrel could equally carry.
About I got three men dead back there.
About I got three men dead back there.
About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you .
About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you .
Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward .
Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward .
Actually, why he would hate the name the Hangman is baffling to me.
Actually, why he would hate the name the Hangman is baffling to me.
Ages of the children?
Ages of the children?
Ain't you?
Ain't you?
Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS .
Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS .
Aldo,
Aldo,
ALDO: Fucking shithead . Faggot fuck. Fuck you !
ALDO: Fucking shithead . Faggot fuck. Fuck you !
ALDO: Speak English pretty good for a German .
ALDO: Speak English pretty good for a German .
ALDO: Ten hut!
ALDO: Ten hut!
ALDO: Touch me again , Kraut burger.
ALDO: Touch me again , Kraut burger.
ALDO: We're American .
ALDO: We're American .
ALDO: Wicki .
ALDO: Wicki .
Aldo.
Aldo.
Aldo.
Aldo.
All dairy farmers like yourself.
All dairy farmers like yourself.
All right, Aldo.
All right, Aldo.
All the ******* families in this area have been accounted for
All the ******* families in this area have been accounted for
All the way down , sir.
All the way down , sir.
All you know is you find them repulsive.
All you know is you find them repulsive.
ALL: Yes, sir!
ALL: Yes, sir!
Among German soldiers is simple.
Among German soldiers is simple.
Amos
Amos
An alternative to what he considers
An alternative to what he considers
An Austrian Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good .
An Austrian Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good .
And , Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time,
And , Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time,
And , yes , Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you
And , yes , Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you
And , yes, some Germans will die . Yes, it will ruin the evening .
And , yes, some Germans will die . Yes, it will ruin the evening .
And , yes, some of them were ****. But Jew H unter?
And , yes, some of them were ****. But Jew H unter?
And 999 . 999 times out of a million , you would be correct.
And 999 . 999 times out of a million , you would be correct.
And a Mexican standoff ain't trust.
And a Mexican standoff ain't trust.
And all y'all will get me 1 00 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 1 00 dead Nazis.
And all y'all will get me 1 00 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 1 00 dead Nazis.
And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life.
And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life.
And bring them straight to me for debriefing. ls that clear, Lieutenant?
And bring them straight to me for debriefing. ls that clear, Lieutenant?
And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.
And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.
And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.
And everything went exactly the way it was supposed to.
And except for the tail , they even rather look alike, don't they?
And except for the tail , they even rather look alike, don't they?
And found nothing .
And found nothing .
And he's going to beat your ass to death with it.
And he's going to beat your ass to death with it.
And her brother, Bob .
And her brother, Bob .
And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent.
And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent.
And I want my scalps.
And I want my scalps.
And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it!
And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it!
And I'm putting together a special team , and I need me eight soldiers.
And I'm putting together a special team , and I need me eight soldiers.
And if there are any irregularities to be found , rest assured they will be.
And if there are any irregularities to be found , rest assured they will be.
And if you still respectfully refuse,
And if you still respectfully refuse,
And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite
And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite
And just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet.
And just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet.
And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth .
And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth .
And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy.
And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy.
And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance.
And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance.
And our boot heels and the edge of our knives.
And our boot heels and the edge of our knives.
And point out on this map what I want to know.
And point out on this map what I want to know.
And Shosanna was
And Shosanna was
And Shosanna.
And Shosanna.
And that don't sit well with us.
And that don't sit well with us.
And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself.
And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself.
And that reward will be,
And that reward will be,
And the children ,
And the children ,
And the Dreyfuses.
And the Dreyfuses.
And the German will be sickened by us.
And the German will be sickened by us.
And the German will talk about us.
And the German will talk about us.
And the German won't be able to help themselves
And the German won't be able to help themselves
And the ******* controlled dogma of Hollywood .
And the ******* controlled dogma of Hollywood .
And the second one was called Twenty Four Frame da Vinci.
And the second one was called Twenty Four Frame da Vinci.
And they need to be destroyed .
And they need to be destroyed .
And they will find the evidence of our cruelty
And they will find the evidence of our cruelty
And they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done,
And they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done,
And they've been waiting a long time to touch you .
And they've been waiting a long time to touch you .
And this is the face
And this is the face
And through our cruelty, they will know who we are.
And through our cruelty, they will know who we are.
And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi .
And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi .
And what would that be?
And what would that be?
And when the German closes their eyes at night
And when the German closes their eyes at night
And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark,
And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark,
And you need all four to end the war.
And you need all four to end the war.
And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now.
And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now.
And your Jew dogs.
And your Jew dogs.
And your mission , some would call a terrorist plot,
And your mission , some would call a terrorist plot,
And your occupation before the war?
And your occupation before the war?
Antonio Margheriti .
Antonio Margheriti .
Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel
Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel
Are you aware of my existence?
Are you aware of my existence?
Are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me?
Are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me?
Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich?
Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich?
Around about 1 2.
Around about 1 2.
Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s.
Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s.
As a German enlisted man , he killed 13 Gestapo officers.
As a German enlisted man , he killed 13 Gestapo officers.
As a reward for all the countless lives I've saved
As a reward for all the countless lives I've saved
As of this moment,
As of this moment,
As of this moment, is still a go.
As of this moment, is still a go.
As opposed to most German soldiers ,
As opposed to most German soldiers ,
As Stanley said to Livingstone,
As Stanley said to Livingstone,
As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.
As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.
As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.
As well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry.
As your reputation would suggest.
As your reputation would suggest.
Ask him how many Germans .
Ask him how many Germans .
Ask him if he wants to live.
Ask him if he wants to live.
Ask if he's going to take off his uniform .
Ask if he's going to take off his uniform .
Au revoir, Shosanna !
Au revoir, Shosanna !
BASTERD 1 : Oh , no ! BASTERD 2: Oh , no !
BASTERD 1 : Oh , no ! BASTERD 2: Oh , no !
BASTERD: Yeah , Donny!
BASTERD: Yeah , Donny!
Beats German soldiers with a club .
Beats German soldiers with a club .
Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of
Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of
Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate.
Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate.
Before I can officially cross your family's name off my list.
Before I can officially cross your family's name off my list.
Before the occupation , there were four ******* families in this area,
Before the occupation , there were four ******* families in this area,
Before we get into who shot John ,
Before we get into who shot John ,
Before we yank that slug out you , you need to answer a few questions.
Before we yank that slug out you , you need to answer a few questions.
Besides you , we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere.
Besides you , we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere.
Bingo ! How fun .
Bingo ! How fun .
Blow up the basket.
Blow up the basket.
Both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in .
Both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in .
Bravery.
Bravery.
Bridget von Hammersmark?
Bridget von Hammersmark?
Bridget von Hammersmark?
Bridget von Hammersmark?
Brief him .
Brief him .
British? American?
British? American?
Bunch of shithead fuck.
Bunch of shithead fuck.
But can you Americans speak any other language than English?
But can you Americans speak any other language than English?
But going as members of the German film industry,
But going as members of the German film industry,
But how can l?
But how can l?
But I digress. Where were we? Yeah ! Make a deal .
But I digress. Where were we? Yeah ! Make a deal .
But I do have one question .
But I do have one question .
But I got a word of warning for all you would be warriors.
But I got a word of warning for all you would be warriors.
But I see your point.
But I see your point.
But I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains ,
But I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains ,
But I'm aware that ain't practical .
But I'm aware that ain't practical .
But if I don't pick up this phone right here,
But if I don't pick up this phone right here,
But if one were to determine what attributes the **** share with a beast,
But if one were to determine what attributes the **** share with a beast,
But if trouble does happen , we need you to make damn sure
But if trouble does happen , we need you to make damn sure
But imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands,
But imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands,
But in the pages of history, every once in a while,
But in the pages of history, every once in a while,
But in the pages of history, every once in a while,
But in the pages of history, every once in a while,
But like any enterprise, when under new management,
But like any enterprise, when under new management,
But Louis B . Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number.
But Louis B . Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number.
But of course.
But of course.
But she's alive.
But she's alive.
But the Jerries have heard of them , because these Yanks have been them the devil .
But the Jerries have heard of them , because these Yanks have been them the devil .
But the meaning of your visit,
But the meaning of your visit,
But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide.
But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide.
But we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain .
But we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain .
But what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family
But what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family
But where our conclusions differ,
But where our conclusions differ,
But you are aware of what they call me.
But you are aware of what they call me.
But you take off that uniform , ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi .
But you take off that uniform , ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi .
But you won't get H itler, you won't get Goebbels ,
But you won't get H itler, you won't get Goebbels ,
But. . .
But. . .
By all means, Captain .
By all means, Captain .
By bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party
By bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party
By the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country.
By the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country.
By the way, that last part is actually true.
By the way, that last part is actually true.
Bye bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted .
Bye bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted .
Can I assume you know who we are?
Can I assume you know who we are?
Can you do it? I have to.
Can you do it? I have to.
Caught you flinching .
Caught you flinching .
Champagne?
Champagne?
Come down .
Come down .
Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search
Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search
Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in .
Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in .
Continue .
Continue .
Cross 5 , 000 miles of water, fight my way through haIf of Sicily
Cross 5 , 000 miles of water, fight my way through haIf of Sicily
Damn it, Hirschberg !
Damn it, Hirschberg !
Depends entirely on you .
Depends entirely on you .
Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere.
Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere.
Did you get that for killing ****?
Did you get that for killing ****?
Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you?
Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you?
Do you know what happened to Donny?
Do you know what happened to Donny?
Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam .
Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam .
DON NY: Yeah?
DON NY: Yeah?
Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous .
Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous .
Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive !
Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive !
Donny!
Donny!
Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman .
Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman .
Double zero 23 and double zero 24 , if my memory serves.
Double zero 23 and double zero 24 , if my memory serves.
Down with H itler.
Down with H itler.
Each and every man under my command owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps.
Each and every man under my command owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps.
Eight ******* American soldiers.
Eight ******* American soldiers.
Either kill you or let you go.
Either kill you or let you go.
End the war tonight?
End the war tonight?
Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic.
Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic.
Ever heard of us?
Ever heard of us?
Every single one of your swastika marked survivors,
Every single one of your swastika marked survivors,
Everybody in the German Army has heard of H ugo Stiglitz.
Everybody in the German Army has heard of H ugo Stiglitz.
Everybody needs to calm down .
Everybody needs to calm down .
Except the Dreyfuses.
Except the Dreyfuses.
Explain it to me.
Explain it to me.
Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode.
Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode.
Facts could be so misleading ,
Facts could be so misleading ,
Fair point, Lieutenant.
Fair point, Lieutenant.
Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame !
Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame !
Few questions about what?
Few questions about what?
Film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years.
Film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years.
Finding people is my specialty,
Finding people is my specialty,
Fine.
Fine.
First thing , you'll go to a little village called Nadine.
First thing , you'll go to a little village called Nadine.
Five hours ago.
Five hours ago.
For my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich .
For my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich .
Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again?
Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again?
From the very beginning as a double agent.
From the very beginning as a double agent.
Fuck a duck !
Fuck a duck !
Fuck you , too !
Fuck you , too !
Full citizenship for myself. Well , that goes without saying .
Full citizenship for myself. Well , that goes without saying .
General Ed Fenech . At ease, H icox.
General Ed Fenech . At ease, H icox.
GENERAL: Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners.
GENERAL: Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners.
Germans don't have a good ear for ltalian .
Germans don't have a good ear for ltalian .
Germans would and did notice it.
Germans would and did notice it.
Germans' nickname for you .
Germans' nickname for you .
Get me someone on the other end of that radio
Get me someone on the other end of that radio
Get the fuck up ! Batter up . You're on deck !
Get the fuck up ! Batter up . You're on deck !
Goddamn Nazi farts , sons of bitches ! Get your hands off me .
Goddamn Nazi farts , sons of bitches ! Get your hands off me .
Goebbels considers the films he's making
Goebbels considers the films he's making
Gorlomi .
Gorlomi .
Gorlomi?
Gorlomi?
Got the gist?
Got the gist?
Got us a German here who wants to die for country.
Got us a German here who wants to die for country.
H is commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate.
H is commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate.
H is name is Max. We were in here drinking , celebrating .
H is name is Max. We were in here drinking , celebrating .
H is wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a. . .
H is wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a. . .
Hans Landa.
Hans Landa.
HANS: Au revoir, Shosanna !
HANS: Au revoir, Shosanna !
HANS: Margheriti .
HANS: Margheriti .
HANS: So when the military history of this night is written ,
HANS: So when the military history of this night is written ,
Has a rat ever done anything to you
Has a rat ever done anything to you
Have I been shot? Yes !
Have I been shot? Yes !
He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.
He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.
He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.
He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.
He had just become a father!
He had just become a father!
He looks everywhere he would hide.
He looks everywhere he would hide.
He looks in the barn , he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar,
He looks in the barn , he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar,
He never got there.
He never got there.
He ordered three glasses.
He ordered three glasses.
He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street!
He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street!
He's going to take that big bat of his,
He's going to take that big bat of his,
He's going to take that big bat of his,
He's going to take that big bat of his,
He's going to wrap it up in a cast,
He's going to wrap it up in a cast,
Hear that?
Hear that?
Heard of him?
Heard of him?
Herr Colonel , would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe?
Herr Colonel , would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe?
Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle.
Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle.
Heydrich apparently hates the moniker
Heydrich apparently hates the moniker
HIRSCHBERG : (LAUGHING) Oh , yeah .
HIRSCHBERG : (LAUGHING) Oh , yeah .
Hmm .
Hmm .
How about my knife?
How about my knife?
How about you , Utivich? You make that deal?
How about you , Utivich? You make that deal?
How do you expect me to walk the red carpet?
How do you expect me to walk the red carpet?
How is your English , Werner?
How is your English , Werner?
How many is coming and what they brought to play with .
How many is coming and what they brought to play with .
How old is Bob?
How old is Bob?
How'd he do that?
How'd he do that?
How'd you intend to get them in that premiere?
How'd you intend to get them in that premiere?
How's he doing?
How's he doing?
How's he doing?
How's he doing?
However interesting as the thought may be,
However interesting as the thought may be,
However interesting as the thought may be,
However interesting as the thought may be,
However,
However,
However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer.
However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer.
However, the off chance I'm wrong , things prove eventful ,
However, the off chance I'm wrong , things prove eventful ,
However, the reason the FĂĽhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria
However, the reason the FĂĽhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria
However, there's something you don't know.
However, there's something you don't know.
I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight.
I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight.
I believe Goebbels sees himseIf closer to David O . Selznick.
I believe Goebbels sees himseIf closer to David O . Selznick.
I can think like a Jew
I can think like a Jew
I didn't think so.
I didn't think so.
I don't blame you . Damn good deal .
I don't blame you . Damn good deal .
I don't know about you all ,
I don't know about you all ,
I don't look calm to you?
I don't look calm to you?
I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon .
I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon .
I don't speak ltalian .
I don't speak ltalian .
I don't. I like smoking , drinking and ordering in restaurants.
I don't. I like smoking , drinking and ordering in restaurants.
I guess so, too.
I guess so, too.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I have no doubt.
I have no doubt.
I have no interest in such things.
I have no interest in such things.
I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am .
I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am .
I heard of The Bear Jew.
I heard of The Bear Jew.
I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite .
I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite .
I know this is a silly question before I ask it,
I know this is a silly question before I ask it,
I love rumors !
I love rumors !
I mean , at some point, you're going to have to take it off.
I mean , at some point, you're going to have to take it off.
I might add , also, that any information
I might add , also, that any information
I need to know about Germans hiding in trees .
I need to know about Germans hiding in trees .
I need to know we can all remain calm .
I need to know we can all remain calm .
I propose to you any disease a rat could spread ,
I propose to you any disease a rat could spread ,
I respectfully refuse, sir.
I respectfully refuse, sir.
I suppose I would .
I suppose I would .
I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you .
I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you .
I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles.
I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles.
I understand your trepidation in repeating it.
I understand your trepidation in repeating it.
I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank.
I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank.
I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor
I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor
I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers,
I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers,
I'd make that deal .
I'd make that deal .
I'd make that deal .
I'd make that deal .
I'm a film critic.
I'm a film critic.
I'm a slave to appearances.
I'm a slave to appearances.
I'm aware of that.
I'm aware of that.
I'm aware.
I'm aware.
I'm betting for. . .
I'm betting for. . .
I'm calling The Bear Jew over.
I'm calling The Bear Jew over.
I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade.
I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade.
I'm here, Willi .
I'm here, Willi .
I'm officially surrendering myseIf over to you , Lieutenant Raine.
I'm officially surrendering myseIf over to you , Lieutenant Raine.
I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old U ncle Adolf
I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old U ncle Adolf
I've done my share of bootlegging .
I've done my share of bootlegging .
I've read the reports of this area.
I've read the reports of this area.
If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now,
If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now,
If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised , the mission is kaput.
If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised , the mission is kaput.
If that patrol were to have any crack shots,
If that patrol were to have any crack shots,
If that tastes better going down .
If that tastes better going down .
If the shoe fits, you must wear it.
If the shoe fits, you must wear it.
If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if,
If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if,
If you can assist me with answers,
If you can assist me with answers,
If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building .
If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building .
If you don't think I wouldn't interrogate
If you don't think I wouldn't interrogate
If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water.
If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water.
If you want to win the war tonight,
If you want to win the war tonight,
In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion
In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion
In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino
In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino
In fact, why don't you start practicing right now?
In fact, why don't you start practicing right now?
In H itler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise.
In H itler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise.
In the disemboweled , dismembered
In the disemboweled , dismembered
Including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo ,
Including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo ,
Inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput.
Inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput.
Instead of putting him up against a wall ,
Instead of putting him up against a wall ,
Is I don't consider the comparison an insult.
Is I don't consider the comparison an insult.
Is that correct?
Is that correct?
Is that the way you say it? That's a bingo.
Is that the way you say it? That's a bingo.
Is that you , Lieutenant?
Is that you , Lieutenant?
Is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
Is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
Isn't that just dandy?
Isn't that just dandy?
It couldn't be both .
It couldn't be both .
It makes not one bit of difference to how you feel .
It makes not one bit of difference to how you feel .
It probably has something to do with the second development.
It probably has something to do with the second development.
It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home?
It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home?
It will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with .
It will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with .
It would be that of the rat.
It would be that of the rat.
It would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk.
It would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk.
It'll be you , her, and two German born members of the Basterds.
It'll be you , her, and two German born members of the Basterds.
It's a hostile world , indeed .
It's a hostile world , indeed .
It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G .W. Pabst.
It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G .W. Pabst.
It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel .
It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel .
It's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves.
It's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves.
J ust a name that stuck.
J ust a name that stuck.
J ust take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight.
J ust take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight.
Jolly good , sir.
Jolly good , sir.
Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris.
Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris.
Just like that.
Just like that.
Killing Nazis.
Killing Nazis.
L can see since you didn't see what happened inside,
L can see since you didn't see what happened inside,
L hear you're pretty good with that.
L hear you're pretty good with that.
L hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.
L hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.
L imagine you are going to take off that handsome looking SS uniform of yours .
L imagine you are going to take off that handsome looking SS uniform of yours .
L mean , if I had my way,
L mean , if I had my way,
L mean , you're a little fellow, but not circus midget little,
L mean , you're a little fellow, but not circus midget little,
L must say, damn good stuff, sir.
L must say, damn good stuff, sir.
L suppose that's worth certain considerations.
L suppose that's worth certain considerations.
L want to trust you .
L want to trust you .
Least of all , by tomorrow night.
Least of all , by tomorrow night.
Let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender.
Let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender.
Let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
Let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?
Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?
Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you .
Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you .
Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds.
Lieutenant Aldo,
Lieutenant Aldo,
Lieutenant Archie H icox reporting , sir.
Lieutenant Archie H icox reporting , sir.
Lieutenant H icox was going as my escort.
Lieutenant H icox was going as my escort.
Lieutenant H icox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino .
Lieutenant H icox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino .
Lieutenant Raine? Right here.
Lieutenant Raine? Right here.
Like I said , third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut.
Like I said , third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut.
List your accomplishments.
List your accomplishments.
Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress .
Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress .
Ls she okay?
Ls she okay?
Ls that clear?
Ls that clear?
Ls that really necessary?
Ls that really necessary?
Ls that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type?
Ls that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type?
Lt is a tavern .
Lt is a tavern .
Lt means you getting us in that premiere.
Lt means you getting us in that premiere.
Lt would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it.
Lt would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it.
Lt would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.
Lt would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.
Make bets on how it all comes out?
Make bets on how it all comes out?
Makes this horse a different color.
Makes this horse a different color.
MALE NARRATOR: At that time , 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable
MALE NARRATOR: At that time , 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable
MALE NARRATOR: Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper.
MALE NARRATOR: Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper.
MALE NARRATOR: The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity
MALE NARRATOR: The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity
MAN : I implore you . We must destroy that tower.
MAN : I implore you . We must destroy that tower.
MAN : Right this way, Lieutenant.
MAN : Right this way, Lieutenant.
MAN : The tower stands!
MAN : The tower stands!
Marcel , burn it down .
Marcel , burn it down .
Margheriti .
Margheriti .
Maynardville, Tennessee.
Maynardville, Tennessee.
Monsieur LaPadite ,
Monsieur LaPadite ,
Most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless.
Most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless.
My baby was born today. ln Frankfurt.
My baby was born today. ln Frankfurt.
My department can close the file on your family.
My department can close the file on your family.
My hands to be exact.
My hands to be exact.
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
N umber one being , you're fighting in a basement.
N umber one being , you're fighting in a basement.
Nah , I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
Nah , I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
Nazi ain't got no humanity.
Nazi ain't got no humanity.
Needless to say , once the Basterds heard about him ,
Needless to say , once the Basterds heard about him ,
No Germans , or French , for that matter, escape from that basement.
No Germans , or French , for that matter, escape from that basement.
No guns. No guns me, no guns you .
No guns. No guns me, no guns you .
No trust, no deal .
No trust, no deal .
No, I do not.
No, I do not.
No, I guess not.
No, I guess not.
No, that sounds good .
No, that sounds good .
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm alive !
No. I'm alive !
Nope.
Nope.
Not one damn bit, sir.
Not one damn bit, sir.
Not so fast.
Not so fast.
Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs.
Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs.
Not to mention winning the war single handedly for the Allies,
Not to mention winning the war single handedly for the Allies,
Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar. . .
Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar. . .
Now I , on the other hand , love my unofficial title
Now I , on the other hand , love my unofficial title
Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do?
Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do?
Now,
Now,
Now, according to these papers,
Now, according to these papers,
Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France?
Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France?
Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man J I'm Bridger.
Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man J I'm Bridger.
Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast,
Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast,
Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
Now, is there anybody alive on our side?
Now, is there anybody alive on our side?
Now, just take that finger of yours
Now, just take that finger of yours
Now, my job dictates
Now, my job dictates
Now, take your Wiener schnitzel licking finger,
Now, take your Wiener schnitzel licking finger,
Now, that I can't abide.
Now, that I can't abide.
Now, when you report what happened here,
Now, when you report what happened here,
Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon .
Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon .
Oblige him .
Oblige him .
Of a house suspected of hiding ****.
Of a house suspected of hiding ****.
Of ******* vengeance.
Of ******* vengeance.
Of killing H itler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann ,
Of killing H itler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann ,
Of over 350 nitrate film prints.
Of over 350 nitrate film prints.
Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans
Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, talk.
Okay, talk.
Okay, Wilhelm , here's my deal .
Okay, Wilhelm , here's my deal .
Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant.
Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant.
Omar?
Omar?
Once they abandon dignity.
Once they abandon dignity.
Once we're in enemy territory,
Once we're in enemy territory,
One , the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue.
One , the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue.
Only later to find myseIf standing before a ******* tribunal .
Only later to find myseIf standing before a ******* tribunal .
Only rumors .
Only rumors .
Or someone is very successfully hiding them .
Or someone is very successfully hiding them .
Or you will die trying !
Or you will die trying !
Over there is a very capable two way radio and sitting behind it
Over there is a very capable two way radio and sitting behind it
Please tell me what you've heard .
Please tell me what you've heard .
Point out to me the areas where they're hiding .
Point out to me the areas where they're hiding .
Practice.
Practice.
Precisely because I've earned it.
Precisely because I've earned it.
Precisely.
Precisely.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death
Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death
Quite well , actually.
Quite well , actually.
Rats spread disease. They bite people.
Rats spread disease. They bite people.
Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago.
Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago.
Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
Scalp Hermann .
Scalp Hermann .
Selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits.
Selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits.
Send that Kraut sarge over.
Send that Kraut sarge over.
Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.
Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman .
Sergeant Werner Rachtman .
She chose the spot.
She chose the spot.
She wasn't picking a place to fight.
She wasn't picking a place to fight.
She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need .
She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need .
Shosanna has a collection
Shosanna has a collection
Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful .
Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful .
Since Goebbels has taken over,
Since Goebbels has taken over,
Since H itler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction ,
Since H itler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction ,
Since I haven't heard any disturbance,
Since I haven't heard any disturbance,
Sitting in your chair, l would probably say the same thing ,
Sitting in your chair, l would probably say the same thing ,
So ,
So ,
So , gentlemen ,
So , gentlemen ,
So , monsieur LaPadite ,
So , monsieur LaPadite ,
So , the rumors you've heard have been of escape?
So , the rumors you've heard have been of escape?
So , the way I see it,
So , the way I see it,
So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again ,
So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again ,
So naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people.
So naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people.
So tell them , we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks
So tell them , we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks
So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal?
So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal?
So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do?
So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do?
So you mumble ltalian and brazen through it. Is that the plan?
So you mumble ltalian and brazen through it. Is that the plan?
So you're Aldo the Apache .
So you're Aldo the Apache .
So you're The Jew H unter.
So you're The Jew H unter.
Something for yourself, sir?
Something for yourself, sir?
Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished .
Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished .
Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous?
Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous?
Stiglitz, right?
Stiglitz, right?
Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park !
Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park !
Tell him to point out on this map the German position .
Tell him to point out on this map the German position .
Thank you very much , Colonel .
Thank you very much , Colonel .
That a boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourseIf like a good chap , will you?
That a boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourseIf like a good chap , will you?
That is unless you have something to tell me
That is unless you have something to tell me
That makes the conducting of a search unnecessary.
That makes the conducting of a search unnecessary.
That makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment.
That makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment.
That means I got a little lndian in me.
That means I got a little lndian in me.
That orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight.
That orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight.
That sounds good .
That sounds good .
That the FĂĽhrer has put you in charge of rounding up the **** left in France
That the FĂĽhrer has put you in charge of rounding up the **** left in France
That the Nazis being there must look odd .
That the Nazis being there must look odd .
That they call you The Jew H unter.
That they call you The Jew H unter.
That you are all going to die.
That you are all going to die.
That you do with rats, do you?
That you do with rats, do you?
That you do with rats, do you?
That you do with rats, do you?
That's a bingo !
That's a bingo !
That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal .
That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal .
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's German , ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you?
That's German , ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you?
That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz.
That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz.
That's the German three .
That's the German three .
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform ,
That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform ,
The bar is in the globe.
The bar is in the globe.
The Basterds. Never heard of them .
The Basterds. Never heard of them .
The Bear Jew.
The Bear Jew.
The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it.
The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it.
The Englishman gave himseIf away.
The Englishman gave himseIf away.
The father, Jacob .
The father, Jacob .
The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the **** is,
The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the **** is,
The first book was called
The first book was called
The FĂĽhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing .
The FĂĽhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing .
The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence.
The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence.
The Germans call them the Basterds.
The Germans call them the Basterds.
The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding ****
The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding ****
The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man?
The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man?
The good people of Prague have bestowed on him .
The good people of Prague have bestowed on him .
The ******* German intellectual cinema of the '20s,
The ******* German intellectual cinema of the '20s,
The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make.
The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make.
The master race at play?
The master race at play?
The motion picture is called Nation's Pride.
The motion picture is called Nation's Pride.
The objective of Operation Kino ,
The objective of Operation Kino ,
The other looks odd .
The other looks odd .
The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant.
The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant.
Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines.
Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines.
Then they're flammable. Go on , hop off.
Then they're flammable. Go on , hop off.
There were five of them .
There were five of them .
There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there .
There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there .
There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch .
There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch .
There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino .
There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino .
They're films, ain't they? Yes.
They're films, ain't they? Yes.
They're going to die.
They're going to die.
They're going to want to know why you so special , we let you live.
They're going to want to know why you so special , we let you live.
They're the foot soldiers of a Jew hating , mass murdering maniac
They're the foot soldiers of a Jew hating , mass murdering maniac
They're the ones that came in shooting and killing . It's not my fault!
They're the ones that came in shooting and killing . It's not my fault!
This is your house, make yourseIf comfortable.
This is your house, make yourseIf comfortable.
This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he?
This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he?
Those were the ******* families among the dairy farmers.
Those were the ******* families among the dairy farmers.
Three days from now
Three days from now
To a swifter than imagined end . Do you have all that, sir?
To a swifter than imagined end . Do you have all that, sir?
To be made an example of.
To be made an example of.
To create this animosity you feel toward them?
To create this animosity you feel toward them?
To establish my cover with the Germans .
To establish my cover with the Germans .
To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms
To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms
To my knowledge,
To my knowledge,
To purchase property for me on Nantucket lsland
To purchase property for me on Nantucket lsland
To receive the Congressional Medal of Honor.
To receive the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Tuxedos.
Tuxedos.
Tuxedos.
Tuxedos.
Two hits. I hit you , you hit the ground .
Two hits. I hit you , you hit the ground .
U p there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity,
U p there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity,
U p top , they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead .
U p top , they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead .
Up the road a piece, there's an orchard .
Up the road a piece, there's an orchard .
Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you .
Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you .
Utivich , cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back.
Utivich , cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back.
Utivich?
Utivich?
Was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil
Was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil
We all come here to see if you want to go pro.
We all come here to see if you want to go pro.
We both speak a little ltalian .
We both speak a little ltalian .
We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears
We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears
We find ourselves in .
We find ourselves in .
We have to make a deal .
We have to make a deal .
We in the killing Nazi business, and , cousin , business is a booming .
We in the killing Nazi business, and , cousin , business is a booming .
We only got a deal , we trust each other.
We only got a deal , we trust each other.
We order three glasses.
We order three glasses.
We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed .
We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed .
We still have a deal . Now, get the girl and go.
We still have a deal . Now, get the girl and go.
We wait.
We wait.
We will be cruel to the Germans .
We will be cruel to the Germans .
We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians.
We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians.
We're your prisoners.
We're your prisoners.
Well , ain't that nice?
Well , ain't that nice?
Well , back to the whereabouts of your two ltalian saboteurs.
Well , back to the whereabouts of your two ltalian saboteurs.
Well , compared to, say, Louis B . Mayer,
Well , compared to, say, Louis B . Mayer,
Well , I guess that should do it.
Well , I guess that should do it.
Well , I speak the most ltalian , so I'll be your escort.
Well , I speak the most ltalian , so I'll be your escort.
Well , if this is it, old boy,
Well , if this is it, old boy,
Well , if you're willing to barbecue the whole H igh Command ,
Well , if you're willing to barbecue the whole H igh Command ,
Well , let's just say, she got what she deserved .
Well , let's just say, she got what she deserved .
Well , now that you put it like that, l guess you do.
Well , now that you put it like that, l guess you do.
Well , now, Werner, that's where you're wrong , because that's exactly what I expect.
Well , now, Werner, that's where you're wrong , because that's exactly what I expect.
Well , this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry
Well , this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry
Well , we'll be leaving a little earlier.
Well , we'll be leaving a little earlier.
Well , you do have to admit, it is catchy.
Well , you do have to admit, it is catchy.
Well . . .
Well . . .
What are you aware of?
What are you aware of?
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
What choice you got, son?
What choice you got, son?
What did you hear?
What did you hear?
What did you hear?
What did you hear?
What do you mean the Little Man?
What do you mean the Little Man?
What do you say we make us a deal?
What do you say we make us a deal?
What film , sir?
What film , sir?
What have you done?
What have you done?
What if we go in there and she's not even there?
What if we go in there and she's not even there?
What is that English expression about shoes and feet?
What is that English expression about shoes and feet?
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
What kind of artillery they're carrying with them .
What kind of artillery they're carrying with them .
What kind of artillery?
What kind of artillery?
What kind of deal?
What kind of deal?
What rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses?
What rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses?
What shall the history books read?
What shall the history books read?
What should we drink to, sir?
What should we drink to, sir?
What was the next step?
What was the next step?
What?
What?
What's going to happen to every Nazi we find .
What's going to happen to every Nazi we find .
What's that American expression?
What's that American expression?
What's your name, soldier?
What's your name, soldier?
What's your name?
What's your name?
When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard .
When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard .
When it comes to killing Nazis. . .
When it comes to killing Nazis. . .
Where they can only think like a German .
Where they can only think like a German .
Where's Bridget von Hammersmark?
Where's Bridget von Hammersmark?
Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive
Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive
Which girl?
Which girl?
Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape
Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape
While I'm very familiar with you and your family,
While I'm very familiar with you and your family,
Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it.
Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it.
Who are either hiding or passing for Gentile .
Who are either hiding or passing for Gentile .
Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.
Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.
Who does what?
Who does what?
Whole point of the Secret Service , old boy, you not hearing of them .
Whole point of the Secret Service , old boy, you not hearing of them .
Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened?
Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened?
Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?
Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?
Why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?
Why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?
WICKI : He's going to burn it.
WICKI : He's going to burn it.
Wicki here,
Wicki here,
Wife, Miram .
Wife, Miram .
Wilhelm .
Wilhelm .
Will be Goebbels , Goring , Bormann , and most of the German H igh Command
Will be Goebbels , Goring , Bormann , and most of the German H igh Command
Will be your assist.
Will be your assist.
With all the military there would've been suicide.
With all the military there would've been suicide.
With all the military there would've been suicide.
With all the military there would've been suicide.
With an atrocious accent, no doubt.
With an atrocious accent, no doubt.
With the power of the pen to authorize my,
With the power of the pen to authorize my,
Without setting off them bombs.
Without setting off them bombs.
Would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
Would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
Would you greet it with hostility?
Would you greet it with hostility?
Would you show me mercy?
Would you show me mercy?
Wouldn't you agree?
Wouldn't you agree?
Yeah , I remember him .
Yeah , I remember him .
Yeah , in a basement.
Yeah , in a basement.
Yeah , she's ours.
Yeah , she's ours.
Yeah , that's what we thought. We don't like that.
Yeah , that's what we thought. We don't like that.
Yeah , they made that deal . But they don't give a fuck about him . They need you .
Yeah , they made that deal . But they don't give a fuck about him . They need you .
Yeah , we got a word for that kind of odd in English .
Yeah , we got a word for that kind of odd in English .
Yeah !
Yeah !
Yeah? Where is that exactly?
Yeah? Where is that exactly?
Yes . Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years,
Yes . Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years,
Yes, for the last two years now.
Yes, for the last two years now.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Then sit down .
Yes. Then sit down .
Yet, they're both rodents, are they not?
Yet, they're both rodents, are they not?
You !
You !
You can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you .
You can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you .
You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement.
You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement.
You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement.
You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement.
You don't like them .
You don't like them .
You don't really know why you don't like them .
You don't really know why you don't like them .
You get what you pay for.
You get what you pay for.
You go your way, we go ours.
You go your way, we go ours.
You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead .
You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead .
You got to show me on this here map where they are.
You got to show me on this here map where they are.
You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me
You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me
You Jerry banging , Limburg smelling . . .
You Jerry banging , Limburg smelling . . .
You just say, Bingo.
You just say, Bingo.
You know how you get to Carnegie Hall , don't you?
You know how you get to Carnegie Hall , don't you?
You know something , Utivich?
You know something , Utivich?
You know what sit down means, Werner?
You know what sit down means, Werner?
You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties.
You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties.
You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass.
You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass.
You know, we're not looking for trouble right now.
You know, we're not looking for trouble right now.
You know, where I'm from . . .
You know, where I'm from . . .
You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away.
You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away.
You may very well get all four.
You may very well get all four.
You met the sergeant yourself. Willi .
You met the sergeant yourself. Willi .
You might know him better by his nickname.
You might know him better by his nickname.
You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff.
You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff.
You outside. Who are you?
You outside. Who are you?
You remember him , don't you?
You remember him , don't you?
You say he wants to take on the **** at their own game.
You say he wants to take on the **** at their own game.
You speak German better than your friends? No.
You speak German better than your friends? No.
You still get us in that premiere?
You still get us in that premiere?
You will then take over driving of the truck
You will then take over driving of the truck
You won't get Goring , and you won't get Bormann .
You won't get Goring , and you won't get Bormann .
You'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker sucking life.
You'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker sucking life.
You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris.
You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris.
You'll be shot for this !
You'll be shot for this !
You're Aldo the Apache.
You're Aldo the Apache.
You're letting your imagination get the better of you .
You're letting your imagination get the better of you .
You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
You've had a nice long run , Aldo.
You've had a nice long run , Aldo.
Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark.
Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark.
18 or 19 . I'm not really sure.
18 or 19 . I'm not really sure.
. . . I think you show great talent.
. . . I think you show great talent.
(AGREES IN FRENCH)
(AGREES IN FRENCH)
(AGREES IN FRENCH)
(AGREES IN FRENCH)
(ALL CH EERING)
(ALL CH EERING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SAYING GOODBYE l N ITALIAN)
(ALL SAYING GOODBYE l N ITALIAN)
(ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN)
(ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN)
(AU DIENCE CHEERING)
(AU DIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(BASTERDS APPLAU DING)
(BASTERDS APPLAU DING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)
(BASTERDS WHOOPING)
(BASTERDS WHOOPING)
(BAT TAPPING)
(BAT TAPPING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
(BRAKES SCREECH)
(BRAKES SCREECH)
(BRAYING)
(BRAYING)

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