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The Cable Guy (1996)

The Cable Guy (1996)

"The Cable Guy" is a dark comedy film released in 1996. Directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jim Carrey as the eccentric and unstable cable installer, Chip Douglas, the movie follows a man named Steven Kovacs, played by Matthew Broderick, as he becomes embroiled in a twisted friendship with Chip. As Chip's obsession spirals out of control, their relationship takes a dangerous turn. This offbeat comedy showcases Carrey's incredible physicality and comedic talents while exploring themes of isolation, obsession, and the impact of television on society. Immerse yourself in the sounds of this cult classic by playing and downloading them here.

A little JosÈ Eber...
A man was beaten in a restroom by a bathroom attendant.
A man was beaten in a restroom by a bathroom attendant.
All right, already!
All right.
All right.
All set!
All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out.
All the complicated splendor that is woman.
And those hair plugs...
Anyway, the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago...
Are you all right?
Are you having a little domestic discord?
Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport...
Bad boys, what you gonna do?
Brace yourself.
Breast.
But I get really lonely. Look at me!
But I'd hate to have to show Robin this.
But there are a lot of cable boys and girls who still have a chance!
But there are a lot of cable boys and girls who still have a chance!
But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
But you're too needy. It's a real turn off. Ask Robin.
Cable guy!
Can I be frank?
Can I have your skin? Check this out.
Center.
Check it.
Check vital signs.
Cherish him, Robin. Every hair on his head.
Chick alert, 2 o'clock. What a licorice.
Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar.
Chip, over here!
Chip, this isn't funny! Stop it!
Chip! Chip.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Come again?
Come back so that I may brain thee!
Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation?
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby. Talk to me.
Cool. Pick you up at 6:30.
Daddy can play rough!
Damn it. The cable's out.
Deluxe karaoke machine. Big screen TV.
Did he say that?
Did I tell you to have a karaoke jam with him?
Did you hear that?
Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
Do you really want to know my name?
Do you want to tell them something?
Does it go to your boss?
Don't dig too deep. You might get burned by the molten lava.
Don't do that! You'Il get me killed!
Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely.
Don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain.
Don't tell her. I'll help you get her back.
Don't worry about Robin. I'll take care of her.
Don't worry about the tip. But I've got one for you.
Don't you understand, Steven?
Dost thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate?
Down, down, down. Red knight going down!
Eat! Keep eating!
Everything was going so well.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. What's the story with our chicken?
Fine.
Foul!
Friends don't speak to each other like that.
Funny, how you call when you need something.
Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship.
George Jetson. Jean Luc Picard.
Get a feeling about them, and ask them if they'd like a drink.
Giving me free cable. Only you would do something like that.
Go.
God bless you. You're too good to me.
Good fight. Good fight.
Good morning, and how are we today?
Good. Keep it up. It's your ass.
Good. That makes me feel better.
Goodbye, Jim.
Goodbye, Steven. Click.
Goodbye.
Hang in there, pal! You're going to make it, buddy!
Hard.
Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me.
He gave you a big screen TV and a hi fi system as a present?
He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that?
He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst.
He mentioned that you've had some problems.
He was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure...
He's changing. You'll have to learn to live with that.
He's having a super time.
He's just an utterly useless person. I think I hate him.
He's so pathetic. I think I hate him. Hate him...
Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
Hello, mama.
Help. Help.
Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package?
Hey, Phil.
Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost.
Hey, Steven. Give me a ring. I'm at 555 4329.
Hey, wait! Come back.
Hey. It should be on now.
Hey. It was my treat.
Hi, Rick.
Hi, this is Robin Harris.
Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here anymore...
His boss was Larry Tate, from a show called Bewitched.
Hold on. I have call waiting.
How about this?
How else could I get the stuff in?
I am now.
I apologize about last night. I came home and I just fell asleep.
I appreciate you helping me out with Robin.
I asked a woman to marry me once.
I borrowed this sweatshirt. Bacon and eggs, coming up.
I came as soon as I could.
I can be your friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
I cannot listen to you, for you are my sworn enemy.
I come up here to think sometimes. Clear my head.
I didn't do anything! Just call my cable guy.
I didn't order that.
I don't believe you. It's another trick.
I don't ever want to see you again. Robin will never forgive me.
I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out.
I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand.
I don't really have a plan.
I don't think you listen to her. You tell her what she wants to hear.
I feel good about this.
I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same.
I fought the law, and the law won.
I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine...
I guess you have a secret admirer.
I had the best time the other night. When will I see you again?
I hate visiting my parents.
I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris.
I have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50.
I heard him say they were taking a ride on the information highway.
I hope they fry this bastard.
I just have some paperwork for you to fill out.
I just want to hang out! No big deal!
I just wanted to be your friend...
I knew I'd get you on the phone that way.
I knew you'd like it. I come twice a week.
I know what to do. The cable guy is a friend of mine.
I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life!
I love this game.
I made you breakfast, and we were eating...
I ought to know when I see a good ball.
I saw someone. He looked Asian.
I see. We're playing prison rules, huh?
I shouldn't be telling you this...
I think it was an Asian gang or something.
I think Robin and I are getting back together.
I think your machine is
I want to go home now. I'm worried about Steven.
I want you out of my apartment. And get this stuff out of here.
I wanted to do something for you, but you needed space, so...
I was getting so used to rejection. I really liked her.
I will not touch it.
I won't do it. I've had enough!
I... I don't hate you.
I'd love to chat, but I'm getting together with a lady friend.
I'd strike while the iron is hot. He who hesitates, masturbates.
I'll be home later.
I'll be your pal. Just come on up!
I'll call you later
I'll juice you up.
I'll see if I can track him down. What was his name?
I'll talk to the judge. I'll put the system on trial.
I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him.
I'm at the office. Call me. Bye.
I'm blinded! My eyes!
I'm coming. Don't leave.
I'm going moment to moment now.
I'm hysterical now. What were we talking about?
I'm interested in learning about the complicated splendor that is you.
I'm just here to comfort you.
I'm just jerking your chain.
I'm just joking with you.
I'm just messing with you.
I'm just messing with you.
I'm more patient. I'm more loving. They tell me this.
I'm not good at that stuff. What if he says no?
I'm not sure how to say this.
I'm out of here.
I'm out on bail.
I'm really a man.
I'm sorry to put you out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Can you help me out?
I'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case...
I'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case...
I'm your serving wench, Melinda. Care for something from the barkeep?
I've got a lot of tables.
I've got to warm up! I don't want to pull a hammy.
I've had a few drinks, so buckle up.
I've said too much.
If only someone would dump him.
If Robin had seen you, she'd be begging you to come back.
If they're doing well financially, maybe their relationships suffer.
If you build it, he will come.
If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her?
If you screw this project up, it's not going to be my ass.
In movies, women always scratch the man when they're having sex.
In preparing your service...
In the Sam Sweet Trial, the jury is close to a verdict.
Is this guy cool? Just joking. Come in, you psycho.
Is this what you want? Is this where you need it?
Isn't it funny that we ended up like this?
It appears as if someone has updated your home entertainment system.
It was Asian.
It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.
It's a drag. You just get to know somebody and then the job is done.
It's a kick in the face with a steel toe work boot...
It's a little crazy right now...
It's available in foreclosure.
It's embarrassing, I don't even know your name.
It's like working for Mr. Magoo. And those hair plugs...
It's like working for Mr. Magoo. If only someone would dump him.