James Bond: Never Say Never Again (1983) Edit

A certain Captain Jack Petachi.

A drink? A vodka martini?

A herbal enema should fix you up.

A lucky move on my part. Perhaps I didn't explain.

A man did try to kill me, sir.

A man who says never.

A man who says never.

A man who says never.

A man who says never.

A motorbike came for you from England. Here's the papers.

A surgical operation has been performed on him.

A tango, yes?

A terrible catastrophe now confronts you.

A woman can feel the heat.

A woman can feel the heat.

About to cross minimum cruise height.

About what, darling?

Algernon.

All crew return to stations.

All right, men. This is it. Let's make it a good one.

Amounting to 25o/o of your respective countries' annual oil purchases.

And allocate a sizeable chunk of my meager budget

And God knows how many free radicals.

And have a refreshing cup of parsley tea.

And his tears made a well.

And hold her captive for eight weeks.

And I have lost. That's it.

And I know you've got your hands full.

And I warn you, if he's not executed at once,

And if he wants to keep his sister alive, he's got to...

And look at this place. They keep it bloody freezing down here.

And make you never say never again.

And number two?

And Q sent this.

And take full advantage of the natural cover.

And teach you to never say never again

And teach you to never say never again

And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor?

And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor?

And the other one?

And then you can cut along to the light dining room

And too many dry martinis.

And what about my brother?

And what about my brother?

And what boat would that be?

And what might that be?

And when you can, there's usually some strike that stops delivery.

And will be moved to two secret targets.

And you could be served in an egg cup.

And you trust me to wear it?

And you're going to jeopardize the tourist trade

And, hopefully, spiritual enlightenment.

Anything I can get.

Apart from those present in this room,

Arabic. The Tears of Allah.

Are you all right?

Are you ready?

As a result of a corneal implant,

As the stakes increase, so does the level of pain.

As usual, I have left you alone too long. I know.

As you wish, sir.

At least for another week, maybe two.

At least your lifetime.

At the window!

AWAC surveillance reports no sightings on shore.

Be careful of the housing.

Because I always wanted to.

Because you want him for yourself?

Begin.

Beluga caviar. Quail's eggs. Vodka.

Besides which all my other enterprises are of little consequence.

Best of luck.

Bit of a whiz kid in their technical section.

Blue missile destroyed. Blue pain level, 50%.

Blue pain level, 55%. Danger.

Blue pain level, 70%.

Blue wins $16,000.

Blue wins $9,000.

Bomb number one is right under the President's feet

Bond is still in there!

Bond, all right, then, I'll be brief with you.

Bond, the game is over. Take him away.

Bond.

Bond's clear! We're moving in!

Box 274 and quickly, please.

Bravo!

Bureaucrats running the old place, everything done by the book.

But as you're one of these undercover johnnies,

But dead, 007. Dead!

But for how long?

But for this demonstration, I will choose France.

But from all that I hear.

But from all that I hear.

But how is this possible?

But I am a superior woman.

But I brought you a gift.

But I don't want to risk losing me, either.

But I forgive you.

But I must say, you're looking a bit peaked this morning.

But I'm afraid the guest list is very restricted. I'm sorry.

But if I do get through this,

But if this gets out, it will cause worldwide panic.

But if you fail... Boom, I win the game.

But in fact, I lost four pounds,

But is your edge sharp enough?

But my duty is to keep you up to par.

But my problem is I've never yet found a worthy adversary.

But nothing like what we now possess.

But of course.

But there is another way to win.

But we've only got five hours to find the second bomb.

By Fatima Blush.

By the resultant sales of armaments and missiles.

By the way, the staterooms are aft.

Bye bye.

Bye.

C'est la vie?

Call down a chopper.

Call me later. I'll be at my hotel.

Can we play one more game for the rest of the world?

Can you actually imagine that I could lose a woman

Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead.

Carefully.

Catch you later, perhaps.

Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread

Certainly does.

Check the area for underwater caves.

Children. Orphan children.

CIA sent me to ride shotgun with you.

Clear the line to Washington, Felix.

Come on, come on! Come on, come on!

Come on, Jack.

Come on, now.

Come on.

Come on. This way.

Come on... four, three, two...

Commander Bond, the Washington bomb has been located and defused.

Commander Pederson, are you equipped with the new XT 7Bs?

Correction, sir. I lost both legs. I did not die.

Could have turned.

Could you go a little lower, please?

Countdown is go for dummy warhead loading and B 1 flight.

Cover it up.

Damn! We've lost them.

Damn. Damn!

Danger level. Repeat. Danger level.

Danger.

Darling?

Depends with whom I'm playing.

Descending below minimum cruise height.

Did he see you?

Do come along, Bond.

Do you lose as gracefully as you win?

Do you serve men here?

Does that mean anything to you?

Domino! Domino!

Domino.

Don't forget, 12:00. Lunch.

Don't know his mother.

Don't move.

Don't overdo it.

Dummy warheads will be replaced by W80 thermonuclear device.

Eight, seven, six, five...

Enormously wealthy. Owns the biggest boat in the Caribbean.

Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins.

Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins.

Even that has safeguards.

Every game has to have a winner. So... Ciao bello.

Everybody stay undercover! You, get up there!

Everyone's collaborating. The Americans, NATO, the Japanese.

Evidently she did.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse my inexperience. Nicole.

False alarm! False alarm!

Fanatical revolutionaries kidnap a millionaire's daughter

Felix?

Final game. Remaining countries of the world.

Find out where Largo's boat is at the moment.

Find that villa.

Fine.

Fire two. Cut track.

Foie gras.

For centuries, this has been a monument to power,

For Counterintelligence,

For what?

Forget about long range plans.

Forget about long range plans.

Forget the soup.

Fortunately, our capital outlay has been handsomely offset

Free radicals, sir?

From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals.

From here, the world comes to me.

From here?

From now on, you will be suffering a strict regimen of diet and exercise.

From Swadley airbase in Great Britain.

Gave me a shock.

Gentlemen, we are faced with the ultimate nightmare,

Get the minister to muzzle the press

Get up!

Give the sub our position and get some help.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Goat's cheese.

Good boy. Stay.

Good morning, Charles.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning.

Good show, James. Q actually came through, didn't he?

Good to see you, Mr. Bond.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye, Domino.

Guess where you get the first one.

Hard or soft?

Hard, please.

Hate to think what you mean by hard.

Have been absolutely foolproof.

Have you any idea where we're heading?

Haven't a clue, sir.

He built a maritime museum and a new wing for the orphanage.

He donates a lot of money to worthy causes.

He fears for the security of the civilized world.

He said it was very valuable.

He will now join us.

He will soon be moved to a convalescent clinic near London.

He'll have your Domino turned over.

He's been with the Prime Minister all day.

He's certifiable.

He's giving a charity ball tonight at the casino, for children.

He's got a house, a place called Palmyra.

He's highly visible in these parts.

He's never gone this far before.

He's on his way here. I can't wait to see him.

Heading North Africa, Palmyra.

Heavy, Mr. Bond?

Hello again. I do owe you an explanation.

Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Her name is Domino. Domino Petachi.

Here we are.

Here you are.

Here you are. No messages.

His right eye print is now an exact replica

Hold it.

Hold on.

Hold up on the heavy stuff!

How do you do, Nigel?

How do you know my brother?

How do you like your new home, my princess?

How long have you been here?

How reckless of me. I made you all wet.

How well has this information been contained?

How well protected are they from the air?

How you doing, buddy?

However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization,

Huh, Kovacs?

I always have a martini at 5:00.

I am sorry, mademoiselle. We are so very busy today.

I am the best.

I beg your pardon.

I call this meeting to order!

I can understand you hating him.

I certainly hope so, too. What is this for?

I do many things very well.

I don't believe we've seen you around here before.

I don't care, let it be.

I don't care, let it be.

I don't have too much time.

I don't know.

I don't think you got your reputation by living on a diet of wild rice.

I found a villa for us just where you wanted. It's perfect.

I guess he could have.

I had the first one of those things, and it blew up in my face.

I have absolute confidence in you, and I...

I have chosen Number 12 to have the responsibility

I have ever possessed. Except you.

I have my reputation to think of.

I hold your methods in much less regard than my illustrious predecessor did.

I hope I haven't caught you at an awkward moment.

I hope the American government realizes

I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence.

I hope you enjoy our facilities.

I just could be the woman to reach you.

I just could be the woman to take you.

I just remembered.

I just want you. That's all I want.

I know he owns many beautiful things.

I know of him.

I know your feelings, M, but I insist you reactivate the double 0's.

I know.

I know. It's rather embarrassing.

I may have other plans.

I mean, foreign, but charming nonetheless.

I must say, for once, your hunch was wrong, buddy.

I must say, I admire your spirit.

I played your war games for two weeks and I only got killed once.

I ran some checks in the Langley computer.

I say, Mr. Bond!

I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape.

I suppose it's all that vodka and English weather.

I think it's better if we don't continue.

I think it's from Bond, sir.

I think this should take care of you perfectly.

I think you have lost her.

I think you're back in business, James.

I thought I'd surprise you, James.

I took the precaution of not being followed.

I understand he is now our willing and obedient servant.

I want him as much as you do.

I want to open your mind to the virtues of nutrition, proper exercise, meditation,

I want you to respond as if you liked it.

I was up all night.

I won't know until I test it.

I won't let anyone find you. Don't worry.

I wouldn't know. I've never lost.

I'd be very happy to show them to you.

I'd like to offer you lunch at my club. Over.

I'd like you to find what you're looking for.

I'd like you to see the iridologist at 4:00, have a colonic at 5:00,

I'd really like to ask you. I would.

I'll be done in a minute.

I'll beg you I'll get you

I'll beg you I'll get you

I'll come through.

I'll come through.

I'll do my best, sir.

I'll have a double Bloody Mary with plenty of Worcestershire sauce.

I'll make you no secret.

I'll reach you I'll teach you

I'll reach you I'll teach you

I'll settle for one dance with Domino.

I'll show you.

I'll take you I'll make you.

I'm all yours.

I'm doing this for two very good reasons.

I'm fishing.

I'm going to kiss you.

I'm invited for lunch and given a cruise.

I'm overwhelmed.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bond.

I'm sorry. I forgot.

I'm sure he is.

I'm sure it will.

I'm sure this will amuse you.

I'm sure you do.

I'm to eliminate all free radicals.

I've found out that Largo's boat is en route for the south of France.

I've got to go in.

I've had to notify the local police, pull out the special branch,

I've spent most of my time teaching, not doing.

If confirmation is not authenticated within eight seconds,

If he's got the bombs, do you think he'd have them on his yacht?

If I can get the thing to work properly, I'll ship it out to you.

If our demands are not met within seven days,

If the CIA made me an offer, I'd be off like a shot.

If this Petachi was involved,

If you are still around tomorrow,

If you could fill this beaker for me.

If you let go of the controls, you forfeit the game.

If you should come through this fearful ordeal unscathed,

If you start going around killing people.

If you understand what's being explained to you, nod gently.

If you'd like to follow me.

If you're free tomorrow, why don't we go snorkeling?

In absolute secrecy, the Americans are trying to trace the missile

In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as number one.

In matters of death, SPECTRE is strictly impartial.

In that case, where did you hide the bombs?

In the form of electric shocks.

In the Middle East and Central America

In Washington DC.

Industrialist and philanthropist.

Instead I'm looking everywhere for you.

Instead you demolish it.

Interconnected by a surprisingly delicate structure...

Is it conceivable that he could have used a false eye?

Is it far to the reef?

Is there no speed limit here?

Is this the Flying Saucer?

It can never be the same playing with blanks.

It can only be authorized after a scan of his right eye.

It certainly does need it.

It could be risky, but I'm going to need your help.

It doesn't look it.

It gets into Jack's eye.

It goes, of course, to my charity.

It is also the truth.

It is somewhat different in the field.

It is the most valuable thing

It is the most valuable thing

It was never like this when I was in the Navy.

It was nothing, really.

It would be a sort of ripple effect.

It'll make you strong.

It's a legend, of course, but like all great legends,

It's a motorbike toy.

It's a new departure for me,

It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements.

It's armed.

It's Domino, really.

It's far enough.

It's for my sinus.

It's gonna be your ass, James.

It's still in pretty good shape.

It's very old.

It's you.

Its awesome responsibility in this matter.

Jack must do as he's told if he wants his fast cars and his pretty clothes.

Jack Petachi.

Jack phoned earlier to say he'd been delayed again.

Jack was ordered not to smoke.

Jack!

Jack's been smoking again!

James, we both should be.

James, would you come down please?

James?

Jolly good, Bond!

Jolly good. I'll get onto that at once.

Just trust me.

Just want you to know that I'm on top of things.

Keep dancing. Largo is the prime suspect.

Keeps perfect time.

Kovacs? Kovacs? Come.

Largo got away with the warhead.

Largo.

Let me help you.

Let's face it, your reputation has preceded you.

Let's go again.

Let's hope we never have to use the real thing. Good luck.

Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?

Liar!

Like nothing I've ever known.

Like nothing I've ever known.

Long enough for what?

Long enough.

Look.

Lower?

Lucky bloody you!

M says that without you in the service,

M sent you.

M wants to see you right now. It's panic stations upstairs.

Marine archeology, I gather.

Max.

Max. Danger.

Maximilian Largo, born Bucharest, 1945.

May be big trouble, but then

May have no future, but then

May have no future, but then

May I offer you a drink?

Maybe I don't hate him enough to risk losing you.

Maybe one day you'll have to kill her, Fatima.

Mine.

Miss Fearing tells me you're making fine progress.

Miss Petachi. No one told me you were here. I am sorry.

Monsieur Largo is waiting for you, sir.

Monsieur Largo.

Morning. Morning.

Mr. Bond, enjoy the ship.

Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample.

Mr. Bond, I've finally tracked you down.

Mr. Bond!

Mr. Bond!

Mr. Bond?

Mr. Bond. Excuse me. I have work to do. Time is money.

Mr. Kovacs, how much longer?

Mr. Largo's boat.

Mr. President, please stand by

My name is Bond. James Bond.

My poor angel. My sweet baby.

My word. They don't make them like this anymore.

NATO has a joint responsibility to solve this problem, gentlemen.

Never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never, never say never again.

Never?

Next to which our previous ventures are inconsequential.

Nice to know even old Q can surprise

Nicole?

Nicole.

Nigel Small Fawcett, British embassy, Nassau.

Nigel, please. Just go back to your desk.

Nights could be long and sweet.

No matter your attitude or your mood

No matter your attitude or your mood

No way we can get in there.

No, caught you seducing his wife, did he?

No, he's squeaky clean.

No, I was on a boat.

No, Nicole. You go back to the villa.

No, no, no, no. I can't come in.

No, not at all. I'm at your disposal.

No, not at all. Just be brief.

No, not today, thank you.

No, sir, not at all.

No, you're wrong. Those days are over.

No. That's not possible.

North Africa?

North Africa.

Not a bad chap, though like all defectors, prone to melancholy.

Not perfected yet.

Not quite perfected yet.

Not too shabby, sir.

Nothing. Nothing moving on board.

Now for the future.

Now let's just take a look, shall we?

Now why did Largo anchor here?

Now write this.

Now, as you perfectly well know,

Now, darling must do his little trickie in eight seconds.

Now, hard or soft massage?

Now, just hold still.

Now, sir, from London, your chief wants to speak to you.

Now, these ALCMs with dummy warheads will go from terrain following,

Now, this test is to assess distance and accuracy

Now, why would you want to do that?

Number 12.

Obviously caught you at a bad moment.

Of course she could have been brainwashed.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. Thank you.

Of taking the most tender loving care of Captain Jack Petachi.

Of that of the President of the United States.

Oh, but, baby, I got them, too.

Oh, damn.

Oh, God, did I? I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, I could run a large government from here.

Oh, no.

Oh, really? And what might that be?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. 007.

Oh, yes. He's charming.

Oh!

Oh!

Oil.

Okay, let's run through that routine we were working on yesterday...

Okay, now just relax.

Okay.

On an equal basis.

One last point,

One look is a guarantee.

One minute, 47 seconds, sir.

One of you double 0's occasionally.

One. Thank you.

Only to plead for your return, sir.

Or are you not allowed to say?

Order, gentlemen, please. Order!

Our concern is that the warhead may already be in position.

Our esteemed Number One is in complete charge of the entire operation,

Our job is not just to rehabilitate you. It's to re educate you.

Over here.

P 3 4 1.

Pain level at 80%. Max.

Palmyra? Where is that?

Perhaps I should attend.

Petachi. The Air Force officer killed in that car crash.

Play.

Play.

Play.

Please note the serial numbers of the missiles.

Please note the serial numbers of the missiles.

Please.

Ports open. Fire one.

Prepare for departure.

Presidential authority is confirmed for change of test procedure.

Probably more.

Proof that we made the right decision.

Put them on ice.

Quite impressive, huh?

Radar confirms both missiles on descent trajectory. Repeat.

Random target selection, Spain.

Random target selection, the United States.

Range safety officer to base. Alert.

Rather like life. We continue?

Rather tasty, this is. It looks like a watch, but it's really a laser.

Red pain level at 50o/o.

Red pain level, 80o/o. Danger. Danger.

Reset. Thank you.

Resident Nassau, Bahamas. No known criminal activities...

Right now?

Right now.

Right there.

Right where the oilfields begin.

Right, sir.

Right.

Right.

Right. But it's still in pretty good shape.

Second blue missile destroyed.

Seven fathoms, sir.

She's not staff. She must be one of those private nurses.

Shrublands? You've got it.

Shut up!

Since you took over, sir, you've had little use for the double 0's.

Sir, there is underwater activity in the area.

Sit up.

Smoking is dirty.

So, here we are.

So, lentil delight. Dandelion salad.

So...

So...

Soft.

Somehow I've got to transmit a message out of here.

Something about 6'2, 190 pounds, with brown eyes.

Sonar signals do indicate a cavity below sea level

Sorry about that.

Sorry I'm late.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm rather new to all this.

Sounds a wonderful idea.

Sounds terrific.

SPECTRE's most audacious enterprise of any,

Spends a lot of his time at a place called Bluebeard Reef.

Sport and a little fun.

Spread your legs.

Stand by.

Steady at 300.

Steady at 300.

Steward, get some clothes for my guest.

Strasbourg.

Such is life.

Such is life.

Sweet, like money.

Take it. Take it. But be careful.

Target areas will light up on the map.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Thank you, James.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. My car is right there.

That belonged to Napoleon's empress.

That feels so good.

That is my greatest treasure.

That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!

That is your wedding present.

That the name SPECTRE embodies, terror and extortion.

That would be $25 billion a year!

That's a thrilling prospect, sir.

That's impossible. Jack is in the U.S. Air Force.

That's it. Okay, now just move back on the couch for me, please.

That's it. Right. Now, let's have this arm on the shoulder.

That's my retreat, where I can escape and enjoy all my treasures.

That's on their eastern seaboard.

That's perfectly all right.

That's right. He was her brother.

That's the difference between a double 0 and a corpse.

That's top secret. How do you know about them?

That's what kept me going, sir.

That's where the first bomb is.

The American Air Force launched two cruise missiles

The Bahamas.

The contours are the same.

The diamond must mark a place.

The feel of your eyes on me.

The feel of your eyes on me.

The foreign secretary wishes to address you! Lord Ambrose.

The game is called Domination. I designed it myself.

The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau

The guide rope. Keep the tension.

The information resides only with the CIA and British Intelligence.

The man I pass? He does not work here.

The man, the...

The message is clear.

The only irregularity they've discovered is that a communications officer

The other allegedly threatens the oilfields of the Middle East.

The prototype came from a KGB defector.

The release of ALCMs has to come from the President himself.

The Special Executive

The story goes that the Prophet wept, and his tears made a well.

The story is that the Prophet wept for the barrenness of the desert,

The Tears of Allah.

The Tears of Allah.

The touch of your voice.

The touch of your voice.

The water's too shallow.

The worst devastation would result from a subterranean explosion.

Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.

Then nursie will give baby his candy.

There is nothing that can stop us anymore.

There she is, sir.

There was this girl in Philadelphia...

There you are.

There.

There's some fresh clothes in your cabin, sir.

These demands would destabilize the monetary system!

They move well together, don't they?

They will confirm the truth.

They're putting up an air screen a mosquito couldn't get through.

They've got maximum thrust, but they're still going down.

They've slashed my budget, you see.

Things have been awfully dull round here.

This bomb has a tiny gyroscope inside.

This game has one objective, power.

This is M. We've cracked the code for disarming the warheads,

This is my situation room.

This is The Tears of Allah.

This one... No, underneath there. That's good.

This way, sir.

This way, sir.

Though I know there's danger there

Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried

To a underpaid British agent?

To get in bed with.

To get mixed up with.

To get mixed up with.

To inertial guidance, over water, toward the target.

To lose their money for my favorite charity.

To promote insurgency and revolution.

To renovating the establishment!

To see how you handled the lady.

Today you have another chance.

Tomorrow's not good for me.

Too many free radicals, that's your problem.

Try it again, darling!

Twice.

Unlike armchair generals, we will share the pain of our soldiers

Unlikely. But get some scuba gear.

Unlimited resources, air conditioning,

Unofficially left the base at the time of the launch.

Up to this point, our fail safe procedures relating to nuclear hardware

Value $9,000.

Value, $16,000.

Value, $42,000. Play.

Very good.

Very.

Vodka on the rocks for me.

Wait a minute! You there!

Wait a minute. I've got something in here that could be useful.

Watch it.

We don't have much time.

We have accomplished two of the functions

We have invested extensively

We hope.

We shall purge those toxins from you.

We shall ruthlessly apply the third, revenge.

We will be fighting for countries, chosen at random by the machine.

We'll be the judge of that, Mr. Bond.