Men at Work (1990) Edit

A goddamn tape.

A lot of good this thing is gonna do us.

A pellet gun? Do you think we'd use a pellet gun for something like this?

A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle?

A representative of Shoreline.

A slight miscalculation. Look, it's this simple.

A Susan Wilkins, 825 Esplanade.

A Susan Wilkins, 825 Esplanade.

A tape.

A Taser. 65,000 volts of electricity.

A word of warning, my garbage toting friends,

Accept this as fact.

Ah!

All right, let me think of something.

All right, let's whack this broad and get the tape.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Maxwell Potterdam the third.

Almost. Thanks.

Although I'd prefer to dump you

And all I can say is Relish this moment, gentlemen.

And go someplace a little more noisy.

And he sure looks a hell of a lot like that dude.

And I am positive he is out sleeping with another girl.

And I went down to my car to get the right tape and... The tape, the tape.

And I'm kind of involved.

And I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse.

And it's a shame that I'm just now discovering this.

And let's do something.

And now the Las Playas landfill will become your final resting place.

And strangled this guy, you're both in the clear.

And the air is just right for drinking.

And then you deliver me the wrong tape.

And we'd be a lot further along if I didn't have to do the work of two.

And where do these guys get off, takin' our body?

And you can bet that last dollar that my ass is gonna be there to make the bust.

And you still have time to call in on open line,

And you, buying a goddamn laser gun.

And, basically, so do you.

Anyway, all that is... unimportant.

Apparently not.

Are we late for something?

Are you friendly with the Cottlers?

Are you gonna get this or what?

Are you gonna refuse a wounded man in dire need of medical attention?

Are you hungry? Would you like some?

Are you nuts? Those guys are lookin' for any excuse to put us away.

Asshole! I wouldn't have voted for you anyway.

Back in Phu Bai,

Because this is primetime radio,

Berger had a special relationship with his campaign manager,

Betsy Sabetta? That was in the ninth grade and she had a harelip.

Betsy Sabetta.

Biff, help me, all right. Who just died and made you king?

Boss?

BOTH: Whoa!

Busted.

But am I majorly hopeless or partially hopeless?

But I sent you out on a simple task. And, simply put, you loused it up.

But not on my show.

But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem.

Bye bye.

Can't help you there either.

Carl and James' Surf Shop.

Carl seems to think that Berger's girl is somehow involved.

Carl, come on.

Carl, this is not some game. What if she didn't have anything to do with this?

Carl, what are you doing? Everything's cool now.

CARL: Hey, hey! Goddammit!

CARL: I just didn't expect it to be so sudden.

CARL: Yes, indeed.

Carl!

Carl! Come on, Carl. Everything I ever said about you, just kidding.

Carl. I thought you were gonna be a no show.

Carl's right. It's a place to start.

Chief, we got 'em. We found 'em.

Claimed he had some kind of a tape that could prove it.

Claimed he knew who was responsible for those Las Playas offshore dumpings.

Come on, come on, come on, you moron.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, get him in there. I wanna go eat.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, move it.

Come on, we're losing 'em.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Let's do the nasty.

Come on. Move out.

Consider yourselves on probation.

Could you leave your board? I may go out later.

Dammit!

Dear John. I'm sorry things didn't work out for us.

Did it ever occur to you two idiots that she might have the cassette?

Do you always look in people's trash?

Do you know where he keeps that gun of his?

DOLL: Ouch! Be careful!

Don't cross me, James.

Don't give this observer guy a hard time today.

Don't worry about it.

Don't you ever say anything, ever, about my mother.

DRIVER: All right, I'll pick it up on my way back.

Drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.

Everybody freeze or I blow his head off!

Everybody out of the vehicle right now.

Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil.

Ew.

Extra cheese?

First off, you did the colors wrong, but I let it pass because I'm a nice person.

First, you lose the body,

Fly those friendly skies.

For all we know...

For five years I've been in the building.

Forget about the body. They're the ones drivin' around with it.

From now on when you yell for me in a panic, yell Carl.

From your friendly neighborhood peace officer.

Frost and Luzinski?

Gee, James, you sound as if you're really worried about me.

Genius.

Gentlemen, inside now.

Gentlemen.

Get 'em!

Get back here, you goof.

Get back to that window and keep Carl covered.

Get him inside that truck and make sure he stays there until he sobers up.

Get it off me, Frost! Get it off! It's shit! It's shit!

Get off of me.

Gina walked out on me last night.

Gina, Gina. Gina!

Gina.

Go this way!

Good California Chardonnay, a bottle of Dom.

Good God!

Good morning! You're listening to the Poorman on open line.

Gotcha.

Hates liars?

Have you completely lost your mind?

He could be some crazed combat veteran.

He flew in from... Texas. We were out late showin' him a good time.

He found me and his best friend in bed together.

He was.

He works nights as a delivery boy for a pizza place.

He would have been killed the second he knocked on that door.

He'll be ridin' with us for the next couple of weeks to police our activities.

He'll never lay a hand on her again.

He's a prisoner, and he should be treated accordingly.

He's also my new partner, so you're gonna be seeing a whole lot more of him.

He's not playin' around, let me tell you, James.

Hello?

Hello.

Here, take the money. I won't say anything to anybody!

Hey, boys! Where's your originality, huh?

Hey, Carl!

Hey, Carl! I definitely got a problem over here!

Hey, Carl.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, I don't know about you, shitheads, but we're on a time clock. Let's move!

Hey, it's not what it looks like.

Hey, James, I didn't think of anything yet.

Hey, Mario, how about this? Your mother did.

Hey, pal, the next time we see Carl and James,

Hey, put a cork in it, sister. You have no more rights.

Hey, relax. We didn't lose the body.

Hey, shut up, you!

Hey, this is shit. It's shit!

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, you! I said knock it off!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hi. Nice to see you.

High five!

His sister must be nice too. I've never met her.

His whole head.

Hiya, kids. Are we having fun?

Hm.

Hold it, honey.

Holy shit!

Hope less. Less than hopeful. That's what you are.

How about goin' over there and tellin' her

How about going to the police? What we should have done in the first place.

How did I know you had Dom? Doesn't everybody?

How did you know I had Dom?

How do you do it? How do you live with yourself?

How the hell could you have possibly known that?

How the hell do you know?

How you doing?

How you doing?

I am a garbageman. I live across the street from you.

I am in no mood for this right now, Mike.

I am not some kind of comic book superhero. I'm a pizza man.

I can't believe I've never met you before.

I can't believe this. We lost the body.

I can't do this with you starin' at me.

I can't see anything. Frost, gimme some light.

I can't support this activity any longer, Max.

I could haul you in, you know. But for now I'm just gonna give you a warning.

I did not murder anyone! Jesus Christ, James, whose side are you on?

I didn't ask you, garbageman.

I don't have time for that. If you like 'em, use 'em. I trust your judgment.

I don't know, boys, but they look pretty goddamn sweet to me.

I don't know. Maybe a bit more understanding, you know.

I don't know. Snoop around, see what I can come up with.

I don't know. This might be nothing, but I thought you should know.

I don't like this, Carl. I don't like this one bit.

I figure if we behave ourselves,

I followed the instructions.

I got a complaint about banging trash cans on P Street at 6am this morning.

I got a small office down in the medical district and...

I got an idea. Follow me.

I got it. Start the car.

I got you.

I gotta find Susan.

I gotta go to work.

I gotta hide this.

I hate cops.

I hate politicians.

I have a boyfriend who I've been going out with for two years now.

I have an obligation to produce paint thinner.

I have been watching you every day for six weeks.

I have decided to send an observer along with you on your route.

I have put a lot of energy into getting our surf shop together.

I have, I have. She is historical.

I just don't like killing cops too much.

I just never thought it would go this far.

I knew this was gonna get heavy.

I knew you were crooked and I knew I'd catch up to you sooner or later.

I know what you're thinking. We got us another crazy ****** here with a gun.

I know what you're thinking. We got us another crazy white boy with a gun.

I know who's responsible for the toxic dumping off Las Playas,

I need a drink.

I need a large pepperoni, extra cheese,

I need to talk to you, Leo.

I need your help on something, Leo.

I never have a problem with it.

I never have. Never once, James.

I promise.

I rarely touch the stuff. Can I have another one?

I said enough! I said cut it out!

I said this sucks.

I say we stay with the girl. Potterdam says she might have the tape.

I still don't understand.

I still owe one to the intended receiver.

I suggest you be on your best behavior.

I suggest you tell me what it was you were mumbling over there.

I tell you, Carl, this is the last year we throw trash.

I think he wants us to kill some more people.

I think I got a problem over here.

I think I love this girl.

I think my body's gone into shock from all the alcohol.

I think you're smarter than that, Jack.

I thought I knew everyone who lived in this building.

I thought it was a pretty good article.

I thought you knew how to rig that thing.

I told her. I think she was getting pressure from her family.

I want every goddamn drop of waste dumped before the sun rises.

I want the trucks moving immediately.

I want you to know, James, this is all going on my report.

I would love to see those bastards try and top this.

I would pay a million pesos to see their faces when they try to stop this baby.

I would say majorly. Why do you ask?

I would've snapped his neck like a twig. He never would've seen it coming.

I... I got a plan.

I... we, uh...

I'd like to sit down, actually.

I'm a... a... phrenologist.

I'm asking the punk who looks like he's had a few too many.

I'm back.

I'm back.

I'm coming.

I'm glad you have a sense of humor, Mr. St James.

I'm gonna take us back along the esplanade.

I'm just makin' a simple adjustment... nothing major.

I'm not afraid of you any more, Potterdam.

I'm OK.

I'm on my way to death row.

I'm sorry, which ankle was it?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you.

I'm totally floundering. I can't even come up with a good lie.

I've got my eye on you both. If you're not breaking the law now,

I've got the whole Las Playas police department clued into you two bozos.

If I had my 16, I could pick her off so easily.

If I have to expose the whole operation, I will. I'll bring us all down.

If you come up with any ideas, please let me know.

If you don't get those mailers out by tomorrow, I'm pulling the account.

In the two years you have worked here,

It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation

It also stings like a bitch.

It completely incapacitates the victim without killing him. I got it on sale.

It feels like we're drivin' in circles. Carl could be anywhere.

It just kind of fell out of the back of the car.

It makes a completely different sound than a revolver?

It makes a lot of sense, Carl.

It was something. You got struck by lightning.

It's a bra, James.

It's bigger than an election, Max.

It's close, man. I can see it.

It's fascinating, no?

It's for the pain.

It's gold. It's gold, James. It's a gold mine.

It's gonna be Walt handing them their walking papers.

It's in a big yellow can. How can we miss it?

It's just all one big, funny mix up.

It's live, it's uncensored, and I'm not even using the tape delay

It's my turn, asshole!

It's not like you researched it. You picked the name out of the Yellow Pages.

It's not lookin' too good, is it?

It's payback time, you little shits!

It's the swollen one.

Jack came over because there was some mix up with a tape

JACK: The tape! What did you do with the tape?

Jack?

Jack?

JAMES AND LOUIS: Asshole!

JAMES: Carl! Carl, over here! Get down!

JAMES: Come on!

JAMES: He's inside. He's inside her apartment.

JAMES: I don't believe this. They're doin' shots, for Christ's sake.

JAMES: No, no, no. I wanna report a murder and a kidnapping.

JAMES: OK, everybody. Act natural.

James!

James.

James.

Jeff's new to the force, so I'm giving him the tour.

Jerk.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ. That's Berger.

Jesus, Jack.

Jesus!

Jesus! Carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman

Just take a look.

Just think of the garbage business as a way station on the road to nirvana.

Just women, relationships, all of it.

Just write up the ticket so we can all get on with our lives.

Kiss your chances of getting elected mayor goodbye, Mr. City Councilman.

Last name, Taylor.

Last night he never came home

Last night you and Jack Berger had a fight in your apartment.

Let her go, man. Let her go.

Let me finish! You and Jack had a fight, you left angry.

Let me tell you, you are in it as much as I am.

Let's be good boys, and do exactly as I say.

Let's get outta here. We'll stash the body, get back to work and figure this out later.

Let's go a little bit faster, see if you can put me through the windshield.

Let's go, honey.

Let's move it. Let's go.

Let's put these folks in the car

Let's see if my favorite little stewardess is up yet.

Look at this smut.

Look, Louis, I know that I did not kill this man.

Look, Louis, we gotta talk.

Look, Susan, I don't live in your building.

Look, we got your back. If anything funny happens, don't be too shy to scream.

Look, you bastard, I never wanted you to do it. I was against it.

Lookin' good.

Looks like they're comin' to us.

Louis here works for the company.

LOUIS: Anything good to eat in this place?

LOUIS: I don't believe this guy.

LOUIS: She hardly looks like a cold blooded killer.

LOUIS: What the hell's Carl doing?

Man, this guy's really heavy. I gotta start working out.

Mangoes. You love mangoes.

Maybe now you're single again, you'll be able to put more time and energy into it.

Maybe we should put old Milhous someplace a little less visible.

Maybe you've heard of me. California magazine just did a piece on me.

Mister, it's nothing personal.

Most of the folks here in Las Playas are hard working, with a future in mind,

Move! Everybody in the car.

Mr. Potterdam?

My surfboard?

Never better.

Nice selection of wines.

No cops. I hate cops.

No market brands in this house.

No matter what you do, do not provoke this guy.

No tape delay. Here we are on open line. Good morning. You're on the air.

No, a phrenologist feels and interprets the bumps on your head, skull features.

No, and I have a cassette of a band we could use for the fundraiser.

No, I liked it... a lot.

No, I mean that. I've always thought so.

No, I'm really not into it, but thanks.

No, my ice machine is broken, and yours is right here.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, that was... Alexander Haig.

No!

No.

No. Weird.

Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering.

Not a great idea to keep him out in the open like this.

Not so fast.

Not to impose, but if we can go inside and put some ice on this ankle, it'd be great.

Nothing.

Now for some sliced papaya, if it's in season.

Now I've just heard everything.

Now let's find James, and teach that simple bastard a lesson too.

Now look, unless one of you two guys took a piece of rope or a piece of wire

Now me, personally, I like you boys.

Now that is the perfect relationship.

Now you see this here? This complicates things.

Now you're telling me, with the election one week around the corner,

Now, apparently,

Now, don't you know that when a flashlight hits the cement,

Now, I don't think that either of you personally

Now, if you're lyin', Louis'll have to bash you.

Now, James, Louis is gonna be with us for the next couple of weeks.

Now, you remember that and you'll live a long and healthy life.

Now!

Oh, Christ.

Oh, looky here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. They're payin'.

Oh! Oh, God! Oh, Christ!

Oh.

Oh.

OK, Mr. Potterdam.

OK, now, I want Mr. Sneaky Man to come around and join his partner, Mr. Bonehead.

OK, what's the total on that?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. One, two,

OK. Save me a slice.

OK. Thank you, sir.

One of them happens to be another man's fries.

Only the best.

Oops!

Oprah Winfrey.

Our brouhaha is with Carl, not with the chick.

Out of your jurisdiction.

Out that light.

Over here, by the playground.

Ow! Oh!

Pardon me? Let's not forget that I chose the bank that we went to to get our loan.

Paybacks are a bitch, James!

POORMAN: Well, I think you should definitely dump the dude!

Pretty sloppy job, too.

Probably not as bad as I do.

Promise you're not gonna scream and cry if I take that gag off?

Put it on the back of your neck.

Put your hands up.

RADIO: Good morning. You're listening to the Poor man on the world famous KROQ.

Really? How do you know?

Recent disruptions in our operation have created a problem,

Relax, Jack. Only two more days and we move our whole disposal operation north...

Relax, James, the cops are here.

Rent a cops. I hate rent a cops too.

Right here, right on the strand.

Right, Jack, I have the tape.

Right. We're all doctors.

Seal 'em up.

See, you were doing 65 in a 35, and you ran a red light.

Set out to destroy my company.

Shake 'em up a little bit. Now, can I have some light, please?

She couldn't be with a garbageman the rest of her life.

She let me feel the bumps on her head.

She took the wrong tape!

Shit! Mango. I should have known.

Shoo! Shoo!

Shoot him in the head, his head's all over the place.

Show him that we're a couple of good guys,

Shrewd move, Berger.

Since we're short on time, you could listen and decide.

Smile, butthead.

So how in the hell did he end up here?

So is that one.

So you guys are either with me or you're not.

So you said.

So, Louis, you're Walt’s brother in law. That's great. Speaks highly of you.

So, that's phrenology.

Something's wrong. We're not stopping.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, guys.

South Bay Security. Freeze!

Stand here watching her like a bunch of long distance Peeping Toms?

Starting tomorrow, you boys will be riding with a third party.

Stop 'em before they get away!

Susan Wilkins, the first.

SUSAN: Get the door open.

SUSAN: Help!

SUSAN: Help!

SUSAN: No!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan! Come on.

Susan.

Ted, you should do something.

Ted!

Thank God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks.

That is deep.

That is definitely deep.

That just happened to be Jack Berger, the man I shot with a pellet gun?

That oughta do them.

That stiff's startin' to get a little gamy. You guys come up with anything?

That the mailers are gonna go out late?

That we found a body in the trash

That we got her boyfriend's dead body sittin' in our shitter?

That's an interesting one.

That's for spying on me!

That's funny. I've never seen you here before.

That's great, Louis. Just make sure you spell my name right.

That's reckless driving as far as I'm concerned.

That's right.

That's them. Getting into that limo.

That's where we iced Berger, chief. I know where that is.

That's why I hired you as a campaign manager. You gotta trust your staff.

The air's clean, the women are beautiful and the shifts are short.

The day you tell me I don't know shit and I let you get away with it

The hell with this. I'm callin' the police.

The last time we saw Berger alive was in that fight across from my apartment.

The lengths one has to go to get the job done.

The name is James.

The nerve of Walt, sending us on our route with a goddamn baby sitter.

The next morning I found Berger's body in the trash.

The pizza clown goes with us. Get him on his feet. I'll get Tricky Dick.

The smart money says that it's only a matter of time before you will.

The smart money says that it's only a matter of time before you will.

Then shut up.

There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with.

There's a time and a place for everything, gentlemen.

There's more?

There's the broad. There goes the broad.

They're great. They got... cross country skiing machines, things where you row.

They're part of the Don't let this happen to you crowd.

This guy was beatin' on his old lady, so I took upon myself to end the dispute.

This is good. Did you make it?

This is just a little uncool, Luzinski.

This is not the right tape.

This is the police. You all drop those weapons.

This is what had Jack so worked up. We gotta get this to the police.

This is wrong. This is just wrong, wrong, wrong! We should have just told them.

This Louis guy's a total nightmare.

This means war, man.

This situation has definitely gotten way out of hand.

This sucks.

This... is what's important.

Those bastards are gonna pay.

Three, four...

Time for that morning cup of hot java. Coffee for one. Three scoops, please.

Time for work. Boy, oh boy!

To 828 Esplanade, apartment 405.

Told them what?

Touch that again and I swear to God, I'll kill you.

Touchdown! The tape! Touchdown!

Trees! Trees!

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Unfortunately, the majority of the people in this community do not.

Very good.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute. You have been spying on me?

Wait a minute. Hello.

Wait! It's not what it looks like. Please, give us a hand.

Walt’s a nice guy.

Warm sun, beautiful women.

We didn't even get the loan.

We do live in extraordinary times.

We gotta find a way in there.

We have the right to know what's going on.

We'll get him out of our hair a lot quicker.

We're gonna take our next caller. Hello! You're on open line. Go ahead.

We're lookin' pretty outnumbered here.

We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.

We're respectable peace officers.

We're screwed.

Well, as I said, I lead a very private life.

Well, fuck me! Isn't that what the police are supposed to do... help people?

Well, I feel and interpret the size of Walt’s asshole... I mean, skull features.

Well, I figured, since you're both doctors.

Well, I lead a very... private life.

Well, I might not be able to let you off so easy there, Jimbo.

Well, I'm glad that's over.

Well, James, if you expect to keep this job,

Well, let me tell you, human life means very little to me at this point in time.

Well, let me tell you, human life means very little to me at this point in time.

Well, let's examine the word.

Well, maybe she had something to do with his death.

Well, my boyfriend just left me and I'm really bummed cos I loved him a lot.

Well, OK, then. Let's be nice. Let's be civil.

Well, sometimes it's the best way to get to know 'em.

Well, that depends on which head you're talkin' about.

Well, the boy's had a rough night. He's, you know, a... cousin of James.

Well, well, well. Look who we got here.

Well, well. Another fine day in the dumps, eh, fellas?

Well, you can't say we haven't been a lot of laughs.

Well, you did. You wanna switch to champagne?

Well, you got a problem that you're gonna have to work out.

Well.

Well...

What am I doing?

What an absolutely gorgeous day.

What are we gonna do?

What are you looking at, pal?

What did you say, son?

What do you expect if he found you in bed with his best friend?

What do you know about anything?

What do you mean we? You pulled the trigger, pal.

What do you mean, always?

What do you mean, you've lost the body?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What does a... phrenologist feel and interpret?

What does gasoline...

What exactly are you trying to say?

What exactly are...

What exactly does a phrenologist do?

What happened, Mike? Did they take away your vroom vrooms?

What happened?

What I meant was that you've probably always been beautiful

What I'm trying to say, James, is that sometimes you are completely hopeless.

What is he doing?

What is it, Carl?

What is the maximum sentence for murder?

What is this? Some kind of a joke?

What now, hotshot?

What the hell is going on in here?

What the hell is that?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell's the matter with him? He looks friggin' dead.

What was that for?

What?

What? I'm sorry.

What'd I do?

What'd I tell you, James?

What's the matter with yours?

Whatever you do,

When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you.

Where at 5am, let's face it, we can talk about absolutely anything.

Where do you practice?

Where the hell am I?

Wherever he's from, he shouldn't be out on the street in his condition.

Which is why I'm giving you another chance.

Who are your friends? I've never seen you around here before.

Who else you got in there with you, Jimbo?

Who rolled the bowling ball down the alley into Avenue H?

Who was Richard Nixon's Chief of Staff during the final days of Watergate?

Whoa.

Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, wait a minute, just a second.

Why did your boyfriend leave you?

Why don't you ask him?

Why don't you guys shake hands and stop behaving like children?

Why this sudden burst of energy? My ankle's killing me.

Will the officer to the rear of the truck kindly drop his revolver as well?

With a pellet gun? What are you gonna accomplish using that?

With the exception of being misquoted several times,

With the exception of these two clowns.

Without actually changing the course of history.

WOMAN: ...reporting from Hanoi Hilton. Yankee dogs, you might as well give up.

WOMAN: Jack! Jack!

Wonderful.

Would you just look at all the activity that's going on down here, Carl.

Wow.

Yeah, cop. I know you, man.

Yeah, Dalton here. Listen, Jack Berger was in here earlier today.

Yeah, hi. My name's Stacey.

Yeah, I feel really bad about that, Carl.

Yeah, man, I know you.

Yeah, so she strangles him, stuffs him in a barrel and dumps him on the esplanade?

Yeah, Walt, I'm flyin' out the door right now.

Yeah, you can use it.

Yeah!

Yeah? What's he doin' on our route?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you! You there with the pellet gun,

Yeah. You promised me last night.

Yes, I'm still here. Now, about those mailers.

Yes.

Yo!

You and your stupid pellet gun!

You bet you won't!

You better get over here and take a look at this.

You can tell by the marks on his neck. Look at that.

You can't pay me enough, Max.

You did the right thing, Captain. I'm sure it's nothing, but I appreciate the call.

You didn't like it.

You do understand, don't you?

You first.

You have an obligation to provide a place to dispose of the waste products.

You have an obligation to provide a place to dispose of the waste products.

You have broken every city ordinance that pertains to this line of work.

You know what? First, let's take this off.

You know, I could really use a drink.

You know, man, you're a total pain in the a...

You know, this is the kind of shit that really breaks me up.

You know, you cops must really think I'm as dumb as you look.

You know, you're a very beautiful woman.

You know...

You listen to me, you Italian son of a bitch, and you listen good.

You little... I'll show you not to talk to me like that!

You may have escaped me this time,

You meant it last year.

You promised me those barrels'd be leakproof for 150 years.

You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got.

You see, Louis, Carl sort of knows this guy.

You see, this is the kind of scum you're gonna have to get used to around here.

You two seem to be in some serious shit here.

You two with the weapons, over the side. Do it now!

You want some?

You were born through Caesarean, no?

You were there. That makes you an accomplice.

You will swing for this, James. I shit you not!

You writing stuff about us? Sorry. Sorry.

You'll probably run out of oxygen before we reach the dump site.

You're a stupid man! You're a stupid little man!

You're a sweet man, and I'll always love you.

You're a sweet man, and I'll always love you.

You're an amazing man. You know shit about absolutely nothing.

You're destroying the environment and you don't even care.

You're driving too fast.

You're excused.

You're gonna like it here, Jeff.

You're not gonna be a garbageman. Didn't you tell her about our surf shop?

You're not really gonna leave us here, are you? That would be...

You're... you're never gonna believe this, Mike.

You've seen too much.

Your car, sir.

Your mother did, your mother did. Mario!

Your very lives depend upon it, gentlemen.

A ton of things need your signature. Can it wait?

And you shot him from where? From my apartment.

Any time. Thank you.

Are you OK? I'm fine. I've never been better.

Are you OK? Yeah.

Buried alive? Not to worry.

But he thought he hit him in the butt. I did.

But I didn't catch your name. I'm Ted Blanston, the third.

CARL: I could order us a pizza. Sounds great. Pepperoni, extra cheese.

CARL: I didn't sleep for shit last night. Why not?

CARL: It looks like the bolt broke! No shit!

CARL: Yeah. (SUSAN SIGHS)

Carl! What?

Come on, come on, already! About a thousand keys here.

Come on, come on. Hurry up. Oh, yeah.

Come on, move it. Get up there. PIZZA MAN: OK, I'm going.

Did they take the body? No, no, no. I have the body.

Did you kill the victim? No, I didn't kill him.

Do I make myself clear? Crystal, sir. Let's go.

Do we have to? Yeah, afraid so.

Do you live here in the building? Yes, I do live here in the building.

Do you live here in the... I'm sorry if I...

Don't do it! Don't shoot!

Don't give him any, James. Why not? He might be hungry.

Don't kill me! What?

Don't push him. I mean it.