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White Chicks (2004) White Chicks is a hilarious comedy film released in 2004, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The story

White Chicks (2004)

White Chicks is a hilarious comedy film released in 2004, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The story revolves around two African-American FBI agents, Kevin and Marcus Copeland, played by Shawn and Marlon Wayans, respectively. In an undercover mission, the brothers disguise themselves as white women, imitating two socialite sisters to solve a kidnapping case.

The film boasts a talented cast including Jaime King, Brittany Daniel, and Busy Philipps as the real Wilson sisters, whose identities Kevin and Marcus assume. Terry Crews delivers a memorable performance as Latrell Spencer, an eccentric millionaire with a bizarre attraction to one of the undercover brothers.

Known for its over-the-top humor and outrageous situations, White Chicks is a beloved comedy that has become a cult classic. The film features an unforgettable soundtrack, and if you want to relive the laughter or jam to the music, you can easily play and download these sounds here.

White Chicks is a delightful comedy that serves up a mix of laughs, mistaken identities, and entertaining performances, making it a must-watch for fans of slapstick humor and clever wordplay.

A klept ho maniac.
A little cushion for the pushing.
A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic.
A wheelchair?
Afternoon, ladies.
All night? Baby...
All right, calm down.
All right, I got another one for you. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?
All right, I'll be there in a minute. Bye.
All right, I'll see you all in the office tomorrow.
All right, keep an eye out for him.
All right, so I like the girl. You're the one always telling me to settle down.
All right, the girls are yours. Stick with them. Don't blow your cover.
All right, you two over here. Right now.
All right.
All right. Look. Just go to dinner. Okay?
All right. Well, let's get this place cleaned up.
And a top without looking like a fat pig.
And braiding our vaginae.
And do you think he even noticed?
And don't forget about me. I'm Back Fat Betty.
And ended up getting fired from my last job.
And for the lady, perhaps a salad?
And furthermore, the...
And he drives a 3 Series BMW.
And he just forgets all about me.
And Heather will be leaving after the party tonight, and I was thinking...
And heiresses to the Wilson fortune.
And I just want to remind you that tonight's the night.
And I just want to remind you that tonight's the night.
And I miss you
And I told her to make me look like J Lo.
And if the kidnapper strikes...
And if you need to use protection...
And it's really obvious that he wants to be with you...
And look where it's gotten me, Kevin.
And look, there they are. The fen phen twins.
And now I wonder
And now, the Number One most requested song on WQQR...
And on top of that, that G string gave me diaper rash.
And on top of that, you can't shoot three pointers to save your life. So...
And only the hottest of the hottest are going to make it onto the cover...
And orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ni coise salad.
And some Id, please.
And some other associates in some business venture that failed.
And teach him how to say, Quiero Taco Bell.
And the limo will take about a half hour. About 8:00. Is that good?
And the limo will take about a half hour. About 8:00. Is that good?
And then jump off? Excuse me.
And then that fricking Russian toad made me look...
And what they're thinking about and if they're thinking about you.
And you better start acting like one or you're going to be an unemployed girl.
And you should.
Anyway, so, I was just wondering if maybe...
Are those the Wilson sisters?
Are you crazy? If you crash this man's car, he will kill you.
Are you filming this?
Are you kidding me? Any man...
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you sure this will work?
Are you telling me that you are not...
Are you wearing lipstick?
Are you, like, a lesbian?
At least until I wrap up this big deal with her father.
Baby, listen to what you just say.
Baby, we all got secrets. That's okay.
Back at you!
Backup, Tony.
Bask in the ambience of such a classy lady such as yourself.
Beautiful. God.
Because of you, I had to suspend two of my best agents!
Because you are falling asleep again. Marcus!
Because you just wanna know how their day is going...
Because you were first on my Christmas list.
Because you'll be bidding on a date...
Been living the high life ever since he got out of prison.
Believe me, you don't want to know about that.
Besides, being wined and dined by a rich guy might be nice.
Biggie yo ****a, 50 yo ****a Squeeze the trigga' leave a ****a fo' sho
Bring in the stuff.
Bring it on, sisters!
Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in.
Brittany and Tiffany Wilson.
Brittany, did you hear that? We're in the fashion show.
But all that talent? Totally overshadowed by nothing but scandals and pure laziness.
But at least you got the right guy.
But Burton is not our guy!
But he just can't seem to break up with his girlfriend?
But I got to dance.
But I have never cheated on you. But I am guilty.
But I think that we can do better than that.
But I'd really like to take you out.
But I'd still bone.
But I'm here in town, checking out some real estate, and...
But it is snowing up in here.
But my biggest crime is that I didn't tell you I loved you every single day.
But that don't mean I got to go with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.
But they both got a yeast infection.
But they never notice.
But we couldn't have done it without Gomez and Harper.
But what they didn't report in the paper...
But you can't fake these.
But, yes, they're broke.
By the end of the weekend, we'll be heroes and all will be forgiven.
C minus.
Calm down. I'll go see if there's something else out there for you. Okay?
Calm down. I'm an FBI agent. I was uncovering a...
Can definitely take me on a date.
Can definitely take me on a date.
Can I have your attention, please?
Can we get down to business?
Can we get the Wilson sisters their outfits now, please? Go.
Can we get these fantastic supermodels...
Can we get you some gum or a mint or something?
Can you believe this? They're actually auctioning off women.
Can't you stall him for a little while?
Captivated by your beauty.
Cheapo.
Chief, check this out.
Chief, we almost had the guy.
Chief, we just got confirmation that Burton's arrived at JFK.
Chief, we just want to know if we could get on the case.
Chief. They're here.
Clean all the ice cream up and I'll go warm the car up.
Clean it up, coke whore.
Clean out his bag. Poor thing just pooped everywhere.
Climb the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest...
Collagen.
Come here, baby!
Come here, baby.
Come here, boy.
Come here! I got you!
Come on out, honey. Let's see.
Come on, just take it easy. Look, we can work this out.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, man. Let's do this.
Come on, now. You have to go home. Get some rest.
Come on, you guys.
Come on! You're shooting under 50% from the free throw line, okay?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Let's communicate. Okay?
Copeland! You're going to need this.
Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snickers?
Credit card? Id?
Daddy didn't tell you? He's broke.
Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy, why are you doing this?
Damn, Marcus, why you always got to pick the biggest dude?
Damn! These girls won't quit.
Damn. I'd sure like to cut that cake.
Dance floor.
Darlings! Where have you been?
Dear Mr...
Did I say hot? I meant not.
Did you do something different to your hair?
Did you hear me just now?
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
Didn't somebody tell you this was an all white party?
Didn't we just have this conversation?
Do the whole renegade cop thing...
Do whatever you want. But whatever you do, do not leave this room.
Do you have any more of that?
Do you think Heath will love... Do you need help?
Do you think time Would pass me by
Do you think time Would pass me by
Do you think you could bring us a size 10?
Don't act like you haven't done it before.
Don't blame me. Blame Little Miss Def Jam over here...
Don't do that. Stop being ridiculous.
Don't give up on me. You can do this. Suck it in.
Don't hate me because you ain't me.
Don't leave this room, because if you do, everyone's gonna see those hideous scars.
Don't move!
Don't pay him no mind.
Don't play with me right now. I am not in the mood.
Don't say that. Of course, we will hang out.
Don't try to act like you don't feel a ****a
Don't worry, I won't.
Dope summer home I picked, boy.
Dress to impress, and we'll see you there. Have fun.
Drop their ass off in the Hamptons, then we back in the Chief's good graces.
Dude, are you hitting Karen Googlestein, the soap heiress, too?
Dude, my feet are killing me.
Dude, relax.
Duh, it's totally obvious. Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay Z.
Easy, white chocolate.
Easy.
Everybody, they're imposters!
Everything all right in there?
Excuse me, honey. I'll be right back.
Excuse me?
Excuse me? I'm the highest scoring forward in the league!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I do have the hook up.
Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?
Excuse me. Your card has been declined for insufficient funds.
Faces pass And I'm home bound
Faces pass And I'm home bound
Faces pass And I'm home bound
FBI! Freeze!
FBI. Freeze!
FBI. You're under arrest.
Feel a ****a
Find anything?
Fine.
First up, yours truly.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourself.
Freeze, FBI!
Freeze. Hammer time.
French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.
Gentlemen, get out your wallets...
Get down!
Get in! Get in the car.
Get off me!
Get out of my way! Move it!
Gina, I lied to you.
Gina. Damn. Hello? Baby?
Girl, call NayNay and LaQuanda.
Girl, wait a minute. Isn't that Marcus right there?
Girl, we going to need some backup.
Girl, we're going to get along just fine.
Go! Get going! Move it!
God.
God. Come on.
Goddamn. Now I'm going to bust your ass.
Going to a Hugh Hefner party.
Gomez, what the hell are we looking for?
Good boy, Baby.
Good morning, snowflake.
Good work, guys.
Great for your image.
Guy's been MIA since his release and those dates coincide with the first kidnappings.
Guys. I can't believe that you just said that.
Hang out with somebody and have a real conversation.
Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?
Have you ever had oysters?
He been farting for the last 20 minutes.
He coming, and he say...
He didn't have his colonic and he like pooped everywhere.
He didn't want to be embarrassed.
He embezzled millions and stashed it in an offshore account.
He looks really mad! Are you okay?
He said that he's not gonna give you one red cent...
He's an out of work actor living in a share house.
He's got to be around here somewhere.
He's just going to do that until he falls asleep.
He's lying to...
He's right. Make them bigger.
Hello, everybody. For just one second.
Hello?
Hello. Where have you been all night? I've been looking all over for you.
Help me.
Help me.
Here we go. Up!
Here you go. $5. $2.50 each.
Here, listen to this message. She's losing her mind.
Here, yo, hold this!
Here. Drop a couple of these babies in her drink, man.
Hey, baby! Hi, boo boo.
Hey, bro. Go long. I got a plan. Go.
Hey, check it out.
Hey, cousin.
Hey, dude. I'm not what you think I am.
Hey, girls.
Hey, Gomez. We got a couple of bogeys.
Hey, Josh.
Hey, kids! You guys want to make $5?
Hey, Latrell Spencer! Could we have your autograph?
Hey, Latrell, my man.
Hey, little girl.
Hey, Mr. V.
Hey, Russ.
Hey, that's what I do, baby.
Hey, what's up, Chief?
Hey, where's our $5?
Hey, yo! You do that again, I'm going to bust...
Hey, you trying to look at my lumps?
Hi, I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.
Hi, I'm Cellulite Sally. Look at my huge bedonkey.
Hi. Yeah, I just... I need a credit card, please.
Him and his partners tried to swindle a guy.
His aunt died three years ago and he really needs new headshots.
Hit the lights.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hello? Baby, I can't talk.
Hold the dog.
Hold tight, girls! We're just shaving our feet, okay?
Hold up, hold on now. I'll get the...
Holy smokes.
Honey, just relax. Breathe.
Honey, quick. Give me a pat.
Honey, this is just not going to work. I'm sorry.
Honey, you never need a bigger size. Come here.
Honey, you're so barking up the wrong tree right now. Really!
Honey.
Honey...
Hop in.
Hotel security! Is everything all right here?
How about this? RuPaul or Whoopi Goldberg?
How about we listen to a little bit of music?
How about...
How did you know? I love this song!
How do you keep that shit dangling?
How'd you like to be part of the team?
How's that sound?
I am a white woman...
I am not making excuses. I refuse to believe it.
I am not making excuses. I refuse to believe it.
I am so fricking pissed.
I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I buy this beautiful dress, I get my hair done.
I came to borrow the car and the keys to his house.
I can explain. Baby, it's not what you think.
I can taste the leather.
I can't believe you guys just did that to the Vandergelds.
I can't believe you have me sitting here all night worried about you.
I can't believe...
I can't breathe.
I can't even wear a short skirt...
I can't help it. You know, investigative journalism is my passion.
I cannot believe you came home late and then you start...
I checked MapQuest. It only takes six minutes to get there from here.
I come in every morning and I look at the... You ever see Titanic?
I deserve better than that.
I did this piece on Warren Vandergeld.
I didn't join the FBI to become a nanny.
I do. I'm serious. All right.
I don't drive a Bentley and I don't have a house on a hill.
I don't have a couple of more days. Do you know who my wife is?
I don't know how he did that...
I don't know, there's something about always having you around, that just...
I don't know.
I don't know. I like a challenge.
I don't know. Rosie.
I don't know. Something just isn't right about these girls.
I don't know. Stand up straight.
I don't know. This is your house, Latrell.
I don't mean to be too forward or anything...
I don't see why I got to go out with Mandingo.
I don't think this is a good idea.
I don't understand what you see in him.
I don't wanna believe Michael Jackson keeps carving up his nose.
I don't want to go on a date with a guy and his dog is biting him and...
I don't want to go on a date with Buff Daddy.
I expect to have a full report on my desk tomorrow.
I found out some interesting information. Ted Burton turned the tables on Vandergeld.
I get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek.
I go to Dr. Dorfman. He totally messes up my nose job.
I got to hit this.
I got you, man. Man, we'll get that stain out. Don't even worry.
I got you, you got me. That's all the backup we need.
I had no choice. I couldn't let them take my one true love away.
I have to say, I was so...
I have to take care of some business.
I haven't seen you in forever.
I haven't seen you since you were smaller.
I heard everything. You was communicating.
I hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us.
I just hope the Vandergeld sisters' private jet crashes on the way there.
I just lost my wife and my job because of you.
I just want to tell you, I appreciate what you did. That was real brave of you.
I keep telling her I'm going to break up with my girl.
I keep telling her I'm going to break up with my girl.
I kind of want to get away from all that business and...
I know nothing about drugs.
I know you hookers don't think this is over with.
I know, but we don't want to interrupt the man in a briefing.
I know. I called the bar. They said you left at 7:45.
I love you so much!
I love you.
I make $30,000 a year after taxes.
I mean, it's very rare I have the opportunity to...
I need a drink.
I paid thousands of dollars on this outfit...
I sc**** my knee. I get chased by the cops and I spend the night in jail.
I see, so you like rich guys?
I see.
I sell ice cream. Strawberry. Vanilla.
I swear I'll shoot both of you.
I tell him, I say JesΓΊs.
I think I need a bigger size.
I think I'll go over there and introduce myself.
I think she's bionic, dude.
I think you might have been black in a previous life.
I told you no one was here. See?
I told you we should've called for backup.
I told you you were going to regret it.
I tried to call you, but your number changed?
I want him trailed. Give him plenty of room. I don't want anyone jumping the gun.
I want to be on the street where the action is.
I want to get this guy red handed.
I want to know. Are you naughty or nice?
I want to speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I'm going to write a letter.
I was at the restaurant and the card wouldn't go through...
I was happy when I bought you at the auction.
I wasn't asleep, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.
I went to go get my brows done...
I won't bite unless you ask me to.
I won't crash it. Look. Just call me before you leave. I'll bring it back.
I wonder...
I wouldn't want you to melt.
I'd really love for you to come to one of my games.
I'll be right back!
I'll bust out in tears.
I'll get rid of her. You hide the stuff.
I'll have one.
I'll pull off my G string and handle mine.
I'll push. Yeah. See, that did it there.
I'll rip your head off.
I'm always dragging you into everything. I never even asked what you want to do.
I'm boinking someone tonight, you know?
I'm checking with the Bureau to see if they got any openings...
I'm coming. Hide.
I'm Denise Porter. Good night.
I'm exhausted.
I'm getting my hair done, and I was thinking that we could go to the movies.
I'm going to get you a bottle of my wine in my house.
I'm gonna check the bathroom.
I'm gonna check the bathroom.
I'm gonna get some suntan lotion. I'll be right back.
I'm guilty of not appreciating all the little things you do for me.
I'm guilty of paying more attention to my job than I do my wife.
I'm just going to kill myself before the Chief does.
I'm just one big, emotional wreck.
I'm Kevin Copeland. I'm an FBI agent.
I'm not being ridiculous. You heard the man.
I'm not going anywhere until you open this door!
I'm on assignment.
I'm only gonna be a couple of hours and I'll meet you back at the club.
I'm ruined.
I'm serious, dude. Promise.
I'm so fricking pissed.
I'm sorry, but we just saw your new video.
I'm sorry, I didn't even get your name.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. That's just the way it is. They're hot, you're not! So deal with it.
I'm sorry. You were saying?
I'm sure no one will wish to go higher than that...
I'm taking that home to Mama.
I'm telling you, she will stay here and just clean forever.
I'm tired of being your doormat.
I'm tired, okay? I had a long day at work. I got shot at.
I'm Warren Vandergeld. I'm sure most of you know me.
I've been funneling money out of the charity into a private account, just to get us by!
I've been looking everywhere for you.
I've got just the thing. Come.
I've hid things from you.
If he knew that she is broke.
If he would think she was so hot...
If I could fall Into the sky
If I could Just see you
If I don't have them there in three hours, I'll cut them off and mail them to you myself.
If I lose this job with these good benefits, Gina's gonna kill me.
If I was cheating on you, don't you think I'd need more than two minutes?
If I would've known you were so beautiful, I probably would've called you myself.
If it's going down, it's going to go down here.
If you nail this, you're a shoo in for the cover of Hamptons.
If you're going to operate outside the channels...
In Iraq.
In the security office.
Into the sky
Invitation, my ass! They don't know how we do it.
Is everybody all right?
Is maybe you're just making yourself just a little bit too, like, available.
Is that a bra?
Is that all your big ass got?
Is that better?
Isn't that Denise Porter from NY1 News?
Issue them keys. Immediately.
It gives you two sizes in the front and two in the back.
It is absolutely fabulous. If you don't buy it, I'm buying it for myself.
It is on.
It looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, Only in America!
It means you're a total booty call.
It might be a pleasant change from all the losers that ask me out.
It says Burton was a partner of Wilson's...
It seems like you have the whole package.
It was delivered to his home. The girls in the photo are his daughters...
It was in the paper. I read about it.
It'll open. Hold it!
It's a perfect fit.
It's all about the Benjamins, baby!
It's an open toed slide.
It's fine. Shit.
It's going to be okay.
It's me.
It's Mei Ling.
It's mother time. Okay.
It's my house and I live here
It's never been. It's about you.
It's not just a bag. It's Prada.
It's only 8:00.
It's only been a year.
It's Pam Anderson, like you care.
It's really not that bad. Just get some makeup and cover it up.
It's The Beverly Ho billies.
It's... What?
Janet Reno or Rosie O'Donnell?
Just a little turn.
Just all over the place. It's one big blur.
Just give me your hand. It'll be okay.
Just so that they could keep their house.
Karen, Lisa, Tori.
Karen, what are you doing?
Kevin or Marcus?
Labor Day in the Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season.
Ladies and gentlemen, this evening we are proud to present...
Ladies, can I help you?
Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the White Party.
Ladies, you know what this means.
Last time, I barely made it to the bathroom.
Last week.
Later we could...
Latrell. Latrell Spencer. And you are?
Let me give you guys a little tip.
Let me go and see if there's some help out there.
Let me guess: Women's intuition?
Let me have a bottle of your best champagne.
Let me show you a little trick. Brace yourself.
Let's do this.
Let's get her.
Let's get out of here!
Let's just cut to the chase.
Let's kick it old school.
Let's show them what sexy really is.
Like getting your hair done.
Like Liza Minnelli or something.
Like Liza Minnelli or something.
Like Martha Stewart broke or MC Hammer broke?
Like we're going to let you go alone.
Liposuction or something.
Little Miss Vandergeld walks in...
Look around you, Copeland. There's nothing intelligent about this.
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Look, after work, me and Kevin went down to the bar and had a couple of drinks.
Look, I spent all night talking about myself.
Look, King Kong. Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup lines...
Look, man. All we got to do is pick these chicks up...
Look, someone has got to give those girls a taste of their own medicine.
Look, this man sang to me. He tried to kiss me and on top of that...
Look. Wilson sisters rock Hamptons.
Looks like some people just don't know when to quit. Come on, girls.
Love you.
Make that 3:00 a.m.
Makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs...
Makes me want to step up my game.
Making a way Through the crowd
Making my way downtown Walking fast
Making my way downtown Walking fast
Making my way downtown Walking fast
Man, I just took two of them, and I'm telling you...
Man, it may be summertime in the Hamptons...
Man, you guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend.
Man!
MapQuest said it takes six minutes to get here. I got here in eight.
Marcus Anthony Copeland ll, you better answer me right now.
Marcus, are you okay?
Marcus, this weekend in the Hamptons means everything for these girls.
Marcus! You are falling asleep again. I am talking to you.
May I bring you something from the bar?
Maybe you could come by around 2:00?
Me and Marcus just wanted to thank you for the opportunity, man.
Me? Flirting with you? A girl? Never.
Me? I'm going to follow up on a lead.
Megan, Heather. Come on now, girls. Is this any way to speak to your guests?
Megan, you go.
Megan! Don't!
More like the Wilt Chamberlain sisters. I never noticed how big they are.
Move, bitch.
Mr. Wilson has given us permission to shadow his daughters.
My bad, sweetheart. Over here. Don't hurt yourself.
My dad is going to kill me!
My father even had to loan her father money...
My God, girls. I totally forgot my suntan lotion.
My God, I need a cigarette!
My God, this is like the worst day of my life.
My God, Tiffany. They're the Men in Black.
My God, you guys. Heath is here. What should I do?
My God! Are you kidding?
My God! Look who's here. It's that beautiful...
My God! This is so cool.
My God! What are you doing?
My God! What's happening?
My God! Your lip.
My God! Your nose.
My God. She's going to have a bitch fit.
My God. So what? I sleep with everyone's boyfriend.
My God. There's Heath.
My God. These are delicious.
My God. You need help?
My God. You want to talk about mothers?
My man! Where's the drugs?
My tongue's kind of big.
Named Ted Burton.
Neapolitan, for example.
n****, please!
Never mind. Wrong store.
Next to be auctioned is Tiffany Wilson.
Ni coise salad, right?
No one's ever cared like that before.
No, a powder for my nose. Quick.
No, he's really not happy now.
No, I can handle it myself. Thank you, though.
No, I don't have no damn dog.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, my brother. You got to get your own.
No, thank you. I've seen you play. Not impressed.
No, this?
No, we didn't.
No, we won't.
No, yo, hold my poodle.
No, you ain't! You said we could do this on our own, right?
No! We've been cloned!
No. But I mean if I did, I'm sure I would've definitely remembered you.
No. Don't have a B.F. now...
No. I didn't mean to offend you.
No. I play pro ball. Maybe you've seen one of my games.
No. Not yet.
No. Not yet.
No. That's Kool Aid. You want some?
No. You're right. You're absolutely right. I've been selfish.
Not if we don't get moving. Come on, let's go!
Nothing! Okay, baby, I'm coming!
Now I'm tired of your escapades. I want them to stop.
Now that looks totally cute.
Now that's tough.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Now who could have said that?
Now, baby. I can explain.
Now, the Wilson sisters will be flying into JFK this morning.
Now, where were we? Wine!
Obviously, everyone has read the profile on the girls.
Of Hamptons Magazine. And this is our year.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I am so sorry.
Oh, my God! I'm going to have a B.F.
Oh, my God! Tiffany!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Brittany!
Oh, my God. What happened to the sun?
Oh, really? Visualizing?
Oh, what a beautiful chocolate man!
Oh, whereabouts?
Oh, yeah. Now it's out.
Oh, yeah. We'll all get together and we're gonna go...
Okay, Blackie Chan, and you'll get there. Can we just do this first, please?
Okay, boy, playtime's over. Let me up!
Okay, here's what I want you to do.
Okay, I got to go. Bye. Thanks, Chief.
Okay, ladies. Let's focus. We have to find the perfect spot.
Okay, let's do it!
Okay, so I'll get you a glass of wine and...
Okay, well. Look, Denise...
Okay, you guys. What does it mean...
Okay, you need a pair of hot shoes. What size do you wear again?
Okay. Do I hear $1,000?
Okay. Let me get you something else. Okay?
Okay. Let's start with last week.
Okay. So much for a hot meal.
Okay. Who would you do?
Once again, you guys managed to do everything I told you not to do.
Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair.
One big, business blur.
One more screw up, and we're through.
One second.
Only the hottest people are going to be there.
Oops, she did it again.
Oopsie! I had a poopsie.
Open the window. Baby likes a little fresh breeze.
Oprah. Somebody, help me.
Or is it HΓ€ag and Dazs?
Our intelligence was just a little off.
Pardon me.
Perhaps not. I'll have the steak, smothered in onions.
Please don't write a letter. Look, just calm down.
Put makeup on this?
Ready? Five, six, seven, eight...
Really? I love you, too.
Right away, ma'am.
Right over there. Forget it, she just left.
Royal Hampton.
Run their faces. Let's go.
Said what?
Santa must've come early this year...
Save it!
Says he spent time in the Federal pen and lost his fortune.
Scar?
Second changes, everybody! Go! Now!
See you guys on Monday.
See, nobody here, right? Nobody there.
See, that is exactly what I'm talking about.
See, what did I tell you?
See? Nobody's in here.
See? Nothing in the bathroom. Nobody in the room. See?
She don't know it yet, but that's wifey right there.
She exercises when she could just get...
She got stopped by security at Saks trying to pull a Winona.
She puts the E in easy.
She won't.
She's a reporter.
She's going to have a bitch fit!
She's so...
Shopping!
Sicko. Where's Latrell?
Sitting right in front of him.
Skank alert.
Sniffing chicks' underwear, man. What is the big...
Sniffing chicks' underwear, man. What is the big...
So brilliant!
So bring your checkbook...
So did it work, man?
So don't tell me about we no more, all right?
So how'd you end up writing puff pieces for the local news?
So I guess this means we won't be hanging out any more?
So I've been told.
So much more when you were them.
So much more!
So revolutionary! It's so bold and so...
So that they would know how it feels. You know?
So we can just be done with it now.
So who's going to pick them up?
So you guys were pretending to be them the entire time?
So, do I get to see my knight in shining armor?
So, I was wondering if you're not too busy...
So, I'll pick you up at about...
So, if you got somebody on the side, you need to tell me.
So, no. I jump over the fence, fall. I sc**** my knee.
So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing?
Sold...
Some professional help. You need professional help. Hang on.
Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean!
Someone get this jigaboo away from me!
Something different about the two of you.
Something that says, I'm not a whore but I'm not a virgin either.
Something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My coochie's doing a beatbox.
Sometimes a man can't see when he has someone so special...
Sometimes I feel I should be paying them to take my autograph.
Sometimes I just wish that they could trade places with us...
Sometimes it's good for a man to just sit back and listen.
Sometimes it's hard to figure out what's what.
Sorry, honey. Only beef.
Sorry, I'm not interested.
Sorry.