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Whip It (2009) Whip It is a 2009 movie directed by Drew Barrymore that follows the story of a small-town girl, Bliss

Whip It (2009)

Whip It is a 2009 movie directed by Drew Barrymore that follows the story of a small-town girl, Bliss Cavendar, played by Ellen Page, who discovers her true calling in the world of roller derby. Frustrated with her conservative surroundings, Bliss rebels against societal norms and joins the rowdy roller derby team, the Hurl Scouts. As Bliss navigates the empowering and chaotic roller derby world, she finds friendship, love, and a newfound sense of identity.

The film features a talented ensemble cast, including Kristen Wiig, Drew Barrymore, Juliette Lewis, Jimmy Fallon, and Zoe Bell, among others. Their dynamic performances bring depth to the quirky characters and add an extra layer of excitement to the thrilling roller derby scenes.

The soundtrack of Whip It perfectly captures the rebellious spirit of the film, featuring a mix of punk, rock, and indie tracks. If you want to immerse yourself in the energetic soundscape of the movie, you can play and download the soundtrack here.

Please note that although you cannot play or download sounds through this text-based format, you may explore the official soundtrack on various music platforms.

A choreographed move from the Hurl Scouts.
A classic move in derby. Maggie.
A jammer scores a point in this course
A job that slowly kills you
A true Austin tradition.
A whip. Ruthless is flying into the pack
About to make a sequel in my pants.
Actually, how much are these?
Actually, I did.
All night, all night
All right, dill weed.
All right, let the bout come to you.
All right, listen up, fresh meat.
All right, thank you, Austin.
All right.
All right. Check it out.
All right. I'll shut up.
All that We're Number 1 corporate crap doesn't apply.
All the Scouts dive bombing the Rollers, clearing the path.
ALL: ...you win the game. If you run the plays, you win the game!
ALL: (CHANTING) We're Number 2. We're Number 2.
ALL: (CHANTING) We're Number 2. We're Number 2.
ALL: One, two, three, kick ass.
ALL: Yeah. Thanks.
Alternative to what?
And are league champions yet again.
And by knock them down, l mean beat them to a pulp.
And dang.
And had I known what you were up to, I would have bought a ticket.
And hear about what didn't happen between you and some idiot.
And I can do it 'cause I got know how, You know I'm saying?
And I can't think of anyone in recent history more deserving.
And I don't mean Corbi.
And I hate to admit it, but the pretty part doesn't last forever.
And I keep waiting for you to enter the room
And I need to know that you can accept that.
And I think it's really nice, you going along.
And I'll be taking that from you now.
And if I was you, I woulnd't even bother lacing up those skates.
And if Riley ever lies to me the way you lied to your parents,
And if you would, this is a residential neighborhood,
And it looks like Smashley is speeding towards revenge.
And it looks like they're having a ton of fun.
And just because she's wrong about derby,
And makes a run for it out of the pack.
And now as she gets a hand from Bloody Holly...
And now Manson Number 1 takes out Eva.
And one of the Manson sisters sends Maven hard into the rall.
And pageants? I mean, what have they ever done for you?
And Razor, with nothing to lose, throws the rookie
And Ruthless gets four points.
And Ruthless is your lead jammer and she gets through.
And she gets through for the score.
And she's out to an early lead.
And Smashley flies after Slaya like a bat out of hell.
And Smashley Simpson is back on the track.
And that the only highlight of my night was serving corn to an old man
And the Hurl Scouts have managed to squeak out in front.
And the Scouts score four points.
And the Scouts score four points.
And then I got your message and...
And then you and I can nuzzle.
And then you quit.
And there's the first mistake I tried not to make
And think that he's not gonna give you crabs
And those roller derby girls, they're tough.
And three field goals. We'll see how this one ends up.
And we'll be there. Come on, honey.
And whatever you do, don't drink and drive.
And when I think about myself in the shower, using that special shampoo,
And Whiskey sweeps Manson Number 2 out of the way,
And you are not. Ow!
And you could certainly see why tonight.
And you have all new friends and it's great.
And you know what? I worked my ass off to get it.
And you want her to just up and quit?
And you're gonna be the best one ever, sweetheart.
And, baby, it's true
And, oh, she passes the block with a beautIful backward skating.
And, yeah, I'm stalking you.
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO.. Fourteenth drive in the red zone.
Anytime.
Anyway, I've got my own plays.
Anyway, let me introduce you to our first team.
Are coming out of this mouth Made by this tongue
Are going into this mike Written by this hand
Are you off your nut?
Are you okay?
Are you stalking me?
Are you trying to sabotage your chances?
As for the Hurl Scouts, there's always next year.
As long as she gets permission from one of her parents.
As she makes her way through the pack.
As they approach the pack,
As you know, the new poster girl is revealed by a member of another team.
At 28
At 28
At 28
At 28
At 29
At just the right... Go. Nice shot.
At least they just pass through.
B man, come on. What do you say?
Babe and Maggie go for the whip, and it's effective.
Babe Ruthless gets a double shove to the rail served up by Whiskey.
Babe Ruthless scored the last four points of the game,
Babe Ruthless uses her speed to fly by...
Babe Ruthless? All right. Go, Babe Ruthless.
Baby, baby, get it, yeah.
Because he cheated on you, 'cause it happens.
Because not only was she a pioneer of aviation,
Because she is a fighter.
Because the Rollers are in control.
Because what they say is true. God is great.
Believe me, I do.
Bend those knees. Bend those knees. Bend those knees.
Birdman is the only thing you have going for you.
BIRDMAN: Go ahead and mock it.
Bliss is so hard to beat. Usually.
Bliss, I know what it's like to wanna do your own thing,
BLISS: Hey.
BLISS: Ow!
BLISS: Really?
BLISS: Screw you and your grandma's Chevy Celebrity.
BLISS: They got your freckles.
BLISS: You guys gotta hide, my mom's coming.
Bliss. Yeah?
Bloody Holly who makes her way out to the pack.
Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen
BOTH: (SINGING WITH RADIO) Teach them well and let them lead the way
BOTH: Deep in the heart of Texas
BOTH: Yes.
BOY: Let's go, buddy, pick it up. Come on, come on.
Break out the merit badges. 7 4 67.
Breaks out of the pack, becomes the lead jammer.
Bring down the government
Bringing the Widows' score to 26 over the Hurl Scouts' 10.
BROOKE: Bliss, are you ready yet?
BROOKE: Earl.
BROOKE: Nice parenting, Earl.
BROOKE: Now, what were you thinking, getting blue hair?
BROOKE: Shania, I am not cleaning Salisbury steak sauce off of that fringe again.
BROOKE: This is your daughter's playing card. Might wanna buy it.
But by night these girls give the crowd what they came for.
But by night... MAN: Oliver. Oliver.
But here he's Hot Tub Johnny.
But I can't keep my eyes on the page
But I like the aggression.
But I suggest to be quiet, bro
But I think I'm gonna go to Columbia.
But I want dirt.
But I'm trying to get out of this armpit of a town just as much as you.
But I've been thinking. You know, I'm not so bothered
But it was reborn right here in the heart of Texas,
But just because you've found a new family doesn't mean you throw the old one away.
But knowing my mother is proud of me
But maybe there's a way you can do it
But no one's asking you to be Miss America.
But none of last year's clothes still fit
But she has to cheer tonight.
But she just couldn't stay
But she was a great woman in history.
But she's back up like a Weeble.
But she's back up. Here they come around the turn.
But she's having trouble getting out.
But the game Is already faIling into a familiar pattern,
But the Widows take this one home.
But the worst part is, he's actually a good kisser.
But there's a lot you can learn from them,
But this year it's a three peat for the Holy Rollers,
But this... This was even better.
But walt, the Manson sisters line up. A double leg whip.
But when the person that you love more than anything
But without the Blue Bonnet factory, this town wouldn't exist.
But you know there's more to life than beauty pageants.
But you never called, okay?
But you're not really like her, though.
By day, I work at the Oink Joint.
By day, these ladies are your favorite waitresses, nurses, teachers,
By passing members of the opposite team.
Bye. Bye bye.
Calm her down.
Can somebody help me? I...
Can you feel my flame?
Can you please explain to your daughter
Can you take a break?
Can't you see that I'm already yours?
Clean up on Aisle 5.
Coke? You swallowed?
Come here.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Ladies. What are we waiting for?
Come on, man, roller derby is not a crime.
Come on, put a hit on somebody.
Come on.
Come on. All right, let's go. Come on.
Come on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's get this.
Come on. That's all I'm saying. Just skate on through.
Come out next year, and we'll do lt all over again.
Coming over to arrest me for an open container.
Congratulations are in order.
Congratulations, honey. Well deserved.
Congratulations, Ruthless.
Cool, I guess we can go now.
Corbi Booth, ladies and gentlemen.
Corbi has a huge bruise on her leg.
Crossover the turn, stay low. Crossover the turn.
Dad, I'm not gonna tell her.
Dad, it's not like that.
DERBY PLAYER 1 : Hey. DERBY PLAYER 2: Hey.
Did he just take Number 3?
Did you forget?
Did you mean it?
Did you see that leg whip?
Did you see that? Call it.
Do you have room for one more?
Do you really think that this roller derby career of yours is going anywhere?
Do you still have his stupid jacket?
Do you wanna come, too?
Does that really strike you as responsible parenting?
Doesn't mean she's wrong about every single thing.
Don't be late.
Don't block your own player, let's go.
Don't do it for me.
Don't even teIl me you can't make it.
Don't even try it from the east and west of me
Don't fall for your regional manager
Don't leave me alone with Birdman.
Don't let this good love slip away...
Don't live up to your high moral standards, Bliss,
Don't say I never gave you anything.
Don't tell them that I did it, okay?
Don't worry, you're not the only one.
Don't... Don't be embarrassed.
Down my throat since day one.
DRIVER: All right, next stop, downtown Austin.
Each girl the jammer passes, they get a point.
Earl, do you know how hard I have worked
Earl, let the girls go on and have their fun.
EARL: Hit it. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah.
EARL: Well, sure.
Earl.
Eva Destruction shows up right on her tail.
EVA: You know, there's some stuff I'm pretty sure I could teach you.
Eva's gonna grab another four points,
Even though he's not allowed in, we started calling him Hot Tub
Every day I've been living indoors
Every single day.
Exactly. You know what? She can still play
Excuse me, Ladies.
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Excuse me?
Eyes.
Female Fight Club! Okay, all right.
Fight Attendants, 22, Hurl Scouts, 6.
Fight Attendants, this is your captain speaking.
Fill your days and your nights
Finally, I made it to the promised lands.
Fine, I'll do it for myself.
Fine.
Fine. 'Cause shoes are a gateway drug.
Fire and Smashley, you at least know the first half of that, right?
First of all, you're lucky to have a mom that even cares.
First whistle blows and the pack takes off.
Fishnet burns and black eyes.
Fishnets and sexy nicknames.
Five minutes, my little lambs.
Folks. the ones to watch tonight are the jammers.
Food fight!
For a second my mind started drifting
For every player on the opposing team the jammer passes,
For gosh sakes, Bliss.
For you to go off and play roller derby.
Forfeit my ass. Run this play.
Forget it.
Forty one, gotta improve on that. 39, 32, not bad.
Found them.
From your mouth speaks your lovely voice
Fuck.
Full up like a landfill
Gee. How dare you?
Get off me, you psycho.
Get out. I can't do it. Do it for me.
Get up.
Get your ass down here. You left Jasper's guitar in your car.
Getting arrested is not the kind of extracurricular
Gift from the Ottawa Women's Hockey League to the Hurl Scouts.
Give it up for the undefeated Holy Rollers.
Give it up, folks.
Give me that. Okay?
Giving the Fight Attendants an 1 8 to 6 lead.
Go ask him if he wants a Squealer.
Go, Bliss. Go!
Go, go, go, baby. Yeah. I love it.
Go, ladies. Move it.
Go, ladies. Move it.
Go, Maven.
Go!
Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
God damn it.
God damn it. Diane.
God. I just feel like such...
Good for you.
Good luck with that.
Grabbing a total of eight points for the Hurl Scouts.
Great, it's this Tuesday at 5:00.
Great.
Guess for years I have tried to calm
Guess when I started skating.
Guys, thanks.
Has anyone ever thrown up on the track before?
Has anyone seen Bliss Cavendar?
Has to be from Razor's playbook.
Have a swell day at school, sweetheart.
Have you ever had crabs?
He wouldn't even be able to run away 'cause I'd break his legs.
He's a good guy. And he really knows his derby.
He's only had one takeaway in the red zone.
He's sexy. I like Jack Black.
Here comes Smashley.
Here you go, baby. You have as much of that as you want.
Here's $20. You know how little money I have.
Here's a little gift from the team.
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, Birdman might appreciate hot girls in fishnets and roller skates
Hey, Black Widows, my spidey senses are tingling.
Hey, Bliss.
Hey, Bliss. Somebody on the phone for you. A Maggie Mayhem?
Hey, by the way, you made it, you're a Hurl Scout.
Hey, Corbi.
Hey, don't let that traitor throw you. Let's hit him where it hurts.
Hey, girl. How was the sleepover?
Hey, guess how old I am.
Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know
Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll take you.
Hey, inbreeders, you're supposed to leave a tip.
Hey, Mom, Dad, we're gonna go to a football game.
Hey, Scouts. You mind finishing your little Family Feud huddle?
Hey, Smash.
Hey, Smashley, if the play was called Bong Water,
Hey, sweet thing, will you please bring
Hey, what can I get you guys?
Hey, what's up, Razor? Ready to forfeit?
Hey, you know, none of us knew our ass from an elbow pad when we started.
Hey, you lied, kiddo, all right? That dog ain't gonna hunt.
Hey, you made it. Oh, yeah.
Hey, you're Iron Maven.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi. Come on.
Hey. Listen up. Just a brief announcement,
Hey. MAVEN: Don't fight it.
Hey... RAZOR: Let's hit the track.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, Mrs. Cavendar.
Hi.
Hi. Hey, girls. What's up?
His balls jiggling.
His name's Oliver. It's a great name.
HOLLY: Holy crap, you guys. We almost won that one.
HOLLY: Yeah. Come on, let's go. SMASHLEY: Good luck, Amber.
HOLLY: You turncoat.
Hope the joyride with your boyfriend was worth it.
Hope you leave it out on the track for me today.
Hot off the presses, brand new playbooks compiled by yours truly.
How about that jump by Ruthless?
How about them Hurl Scouts? Yeah. How about them Hurl Scouts?
How did you do?
How do I get out?
How good lt could be
How much for the shirt? Earl.
How's your inspiration speech coming?
How's your speech coming?
Huh.
Hurl Scouts coach Razor
Hurl Scouts on three.
Hurl Scouts. What up?
I am a coming to get you You say oh oh, oh oh
I am in love with this.
I came in second.
I can take losing the money.
I can't.
I can't.
I deserve it sometimes.
I did.
I didn't have a mother
I didn't have a mother
I don't even know what's coming on
I don't know what to say
I don't. I give my parents straight A's.
I feel sick.
I got know how
I hate her.
I just don't understand how he could do that.
I know I should've called, but there was no privacy in the van.
I know that you're just too bohemian to care,
I know.
I know.
I like the taste of fresh meat.
I love you. Oh, I love you.
I mean, dang it, girl, what has gotten into you?
I mean, did anybody bother to think,
I mean, you would have just said no.
I need you to be a lot more...
I probably still smell like the van. But...
I put a bomb in your fire You say oh oh oh oh
I think he might cry.
I think I might have lost my keys.
I think I preferred you before you got promoted.
I think it's gonna blow your doors off.
I wanna be Miss America.
I want to move to Austin,
I was 31 .
I was just messing with you.
I would've called.
I'll go bring you something.
I'll kick her in her...
I'll show you ruthless, Ruthless.
I'll tell you what, kiddo, I've seen some ballgames in my time,
I'm 36.
I'm a little hung over tonight, so l...
I'm aIl over these racist hicks
I'm alone on a moving train
I'm aware.
I'm Bliss, but I can change that.
I'm covering for Pash.
I'm feeling hot in these polyesters right now, baby.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna tear you up. I know.
I'm in.
I'm just kidding, honey. That was a joke.
I'm like a woman. I need a white wine spritzer.
I'm Maggie, Maggie Mayhem.
I'm not even living at home right now.
I'm really glad you did.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry I ruined your kind of date.
I'm sorry that these pageants
I'm sorry, Pash.
I'm sorry, Razor.
I'm sorry.
I'm still in.
I'm stupid. I'm just... I feel so stupid for falling for it.
I'm supposed to buy you shoes from a head shop?
I'm talking about the girls so bad that even God can't keep them in line.
I'm watching the game.
I'm working on it. You want me to read it?
I've been over it and over it with you guys.
If I could have dinner with anyone,
If I could have dinner with anyone, it would have to be God.
If I could have dinner with anyone, it would have to be my grandfather.
If Jack Black was working here... Is it Jack White?
If the Hurl Scouts win one more game, we're in it.
If they're gonna have any hopes of stopping her,
If you want me to do the Miss Blue Bonnet pageant, I will.
If you're still having trouble following the game, folks,
If, you know, you hear a hint of pain in my voice
Illegally filling a warehouse
In fact, I think it's kind of neat.
In poetry, if... It has to be midnight 'cause...
In the championship game on November 1 2th.
In the grand derby tradition,
In two or three years, it'll be over. This is a moment.
Inching even closer to a slot in the championship.
Into the last jam on her very first game.
Iron Maven brings down the anvil.
Is it bad?
Is it her mom? Let me talk to her. I'll knock her out.
Is my mother, because she is a fighter
Is Pash there?
Is that Play Number 3?
Is this what you do with all the girls?
Is this you?
It would be Amelia Earhart,
It wouldn't make a difference. That's not the point.
It's a bruise. I can handle it.
It's a clean hit.
It's a little thing called a high score.
It's an away game, but...
It's beautiful.
It's cool. I swallowed it.
It's depressing in the sticks
It's free, bitches. It's free. It's free.
It's funny.
It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride back to Loserville. So if you have your...
It's gonna be all right
It's good.
It's Iron Maven versus Babe Ruthless.
It's just a French fry. That's okay. SMASHLEY: Maven, man.
It's just it's such a long time coming.
It's more dignified. No.
It's Oliver. I'm running with the bulls right now.
It's so much simpler.
It's the final jam.
It's the only cool thing you own.
It's too bad you're only 1 7.
It's your first time here?
Jaba the Slut.
Jackie Daniels is down.
Jamming for the Hurl Scouts.
Jamming for the Widows, Eva Destruction against the Hurl Scouts.
JOHNNY ON PA: During the day, they go by Peggy, Francine,
JOHNNY ON PA.. It is happening tonight, folks.
JOHNNY ON PA.. Just a few minutes gone by,
JOHNNY ON PA.. ThIs is an important game, folks.
JOHNNY: Princess Slaya, feeling the force now.
JOHNNY: She's passing one, two, three girls. That's three points.
JOHNNY: The game's still too close to call,
JOHNNY:Coming out of halftime and an alternate universe,
JOHNNY:Okay, folks, the Widows have a pretty comfortable lead here
JOHNNY.. ...a classic move in derby.
JOHNNY.. Babe Ruthless coming in to the pack,
JOHNNY.. It's the second quarter, folks.
JOHNNY.. Listen, folks, it's been another great year
JOHNNY.. She's okay. She's okay. That little munchkin's a trouper.
JOHNNY.. Slaya hip checks Smashley into the rail.
JOHNNY.. Well, this game is over, folks.
Just defective, I guess.
Just keep... Keep saying it.
Just kidding.
Just run the play, Jeff.
Just take it. take it. No.
Just tell your mom it's important.
Just what are the rules?
Kami Kaze makes her way through the rubble to score an easy four points.
L am going to...
L can grow the balls.
L can't believe I'm saying this, but the Hurl Scouts are tied.
L can't tell you how good that makes me feel. It's...
L can't. I'm actually taking an SAT class, remember?
L cannot take losing the chance for our kid to be happy.
L didn't have a Barbie roller skating phase. Okay?
L didn't out you. I never said a word.
L didn't put that drink in your hand.
L don't agree. Mom.
L don't wanna be the girl that has to stand here
L don't wanna beat your ass with rumors.
L don't wanna do this on voicemall,
L get freedom.
L get it, but what was I supposed to...
L got a makeover.
L got into some colleges.
L got it.
L got some news.
L gotta find Pash.
L guess, 'cause you're not actually gonna do it, so I guess it makes sense.
L had a fat kid sits inside and reads a book phase.
L just don't wanna talk about it.
L just had something I wanted to tell you all.
L just need to talk to you. I... I'm calling you from a payphone.
L just wanna Congratulate you on your new poster child.
L just wanna tell you all that you're my new heroes.
L know I've moved on. We're gonna run Play Number 2.
L know the timing sucks,
L know you do.
L know. I miss the old Birdman. Yeah.
L know. I'm gonna see what it's like to live in New York for a little while.
L like smart girls, that's why I married your mama.
L like your hair.
L love her. Yeah, she looks nice.
L love you, Papa.
L love you.
L love you. I'm out of here.
L mean, he's right. I'm not cutting it.
L mean, In the name of Jesus, we rock.
L put a bomb in your fire You say oh oh oh oh
L realize this. I realize this.
L really didn't think you were going to come.
L should probably get to practice.
L shouldn't have said those things to you.
L tell your mom I'm coming home late.
L think it depends on the girl.
L think maybe you're being a little selfish with your mom.
L wanna beat that cocky bitch.
L was just leaving.
L was so busy waiting for you that I didn't notice the cop
L went on the website, they got Blisster's pictures all over.
L went on your website and saw some girl wearing my Stryper T shirt.
L... You know, this... I don't...
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies, don't let the tie fool you. I'm still one of us.
Ladies, we've got a change of plan. What?
Last season's champs are led by their captain,
Let me get my foils.
Let me hear you, folks. Give it up for these girls.
Let the bout come to you.
Let the bout come to you. Let the bout come to you.
Let's get a beer.
Let's get them. Kill them dead.
Let's go ape shit.
Let's play some roller derby.
Let's remember that derby is a brutal sport.
Let's run Play Number 3. Stampede.
Like, one and a half.
Listen to how high my voice is. I need an hour of Oprah.
Listen. You play smart, stay aggressive.
Little piece of advice, Bliss.
Lollipop, lollipop...
Look who's back.
Look, I've left home.
Look, she gets a hand from Bloody Holly and slingshots out front.
Look, you can show me your ID, or you can go to jail.
Look, you'll be doing your thing, I'll be doing mine.
Looks like you've got some competition.
Lord, child, you are unstoppable.
Love the dress, Amber.
Love you, Eva.
Lt did a minute ago, I swear.
Lt looks like it hurt. It's fine.
Lt really does, though.
Lt was just a dare.
Lt was really cute to see y'all trying so hard.
Lt's a piece of cardboard.
Lucky for the Hurl Scouts this is only an exhibition bout
Ma'am, put down the lip gloss.
MAGGIE: I know.
MAGGIE: Just ignore him. SMASHLEY: We do.
MAGGIE: Razor, are you gonna cry?
MAGGIE: We'll do our homework. Every time.
MAGGIE.. There we go.
Make sure they tip you this time.
Make the face. Do it.
Making room for Honey to widen the gap
MALE CLERK: They're great for tulips, really.
Man, maybe we ought to learn new plays.
MAN: Thank you, Maggie.
MAN: Y'all check it out. He's not even in anymore, man.
MAN.. Come on, man. Roller derby is not a crime.
Manson ramps Cookie Rumble, and the Hurl Scouts attempt
Marco!
Marco.
Maven can yell all she wants, but she can't hear you.
Maven gets a great jump. That's fast.
Maven, you know what to do.
MAVEN: Nice shorts. Bliss: Help.
Maybe I'll teach it to you sometime.
Maybe we can finally win a few this year.
Maybe we could go to Austin and do some shopping.
Maybe we should do something different.
Maybe.
Me, too.
Me, too.
Me, too. Four of them.
Meet the Manson sisters.
Mmm hmm. But then I lost him.
Mmm mmm. Mmm mmm.
Mom, this isn't...
Mom, you're still really beautiful.
Most points wins the game every single time.
MRS. WEAVER: I'd like to speak to the parents alone.
Murray. Murray. Murray!
My belly hurts.
My ex.
My mom is gonna kill me.
My mom wants her shirt back.
My parents want me to go to Johns Hopkins,
Nah. That's her fiancé. He loves it. SMASHLEY: I love you.
Never my love
Never my love
Never my love
Never my love
Next group up. Back off, Razor.
Next time around that's a habit to break
Nice choice.
Nice jam, man.
Nice jump, Evel Knievel.
Nice work out there.
Nimrod. Tampon.
No matter what you go on to be in life.
No, actually, I'm not okay, all right?
No, come on. Just stick your fingers in your throat.
No, don't say that.
No, he stayed a Birdman.
No, I'm not gonna cry.
No, it's cool.
No, it's cool. You have your car.
No, it's not a big deal. l mean, we already got the dress.
No, ma'am.
No, Maven sneaks out from the inside and is heading for the lead.
No, no, no, no. We're way past that.
No, seriously, she can't hear you. She's deaf. So...
No, they did not.
No, what are you doing? Yes, yes, yes. You got stiffed
No, you just limit your choices.
No, you look.
No, you may not, but you can have a sip of mine.
No, you stick your finger down your throat.
No.
No.
No. Mmm mmm. Mmm mmm.
No. Okay. My doctor said it was really common, but...
No. that's . the thing.
No. Yes. Great game.
Nobody tells you that.
Not in this lifetime, Johnny.
Not one schoolgirl left standing.
Not so great?
Not to mention your mom.
Not yet. Later?
Nothing gives you speed like a whip. Look at Ruthless fly.
Nothing gives you speed like the whip.
Nothing gives you speed like the whip.
Now I'd like to yield the floor to Miss Eva Destruction.
Now, line up and get you some.
Now, the league has six spots open.
Number 3, Rosa Sparks.
Number 3?
Number 69, Bloody Holly.
Number 99, captain of the Hurl Scouts, Maggie Mayhem.
Obviously, I would be delighted to win the Blue Bonnet pageant.
Of clearing the way. She picks up one, two, three, four points.
Oh, 28
Oh, and Bliss left this at her station.
Oh, but here comes Eva Destruction, still skating strong,
Oh, but the Mansons grab those wings
Oh, I'm the cool aunt?
Oh, it's... I tripped at work.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Do it.
Oh, my God. I take back what l said about you not being tough.
Oh, my God. I take back what l said about you not being tough.
Oh, no
Oh, Rosa Sparks, no, you didn't.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that girl...
Oh, that's nothing.
Oh, that's sweet.
Oh, well, here at the Warehouse. . he's Johnny Rocket.
Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah? Oh, but Smashley goes down.
Oh, yeah. And I saw that guy you liked. You did?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. You got it, you got it.
Oh! Axels of Evil knocks her down.
Oh! The Widows'jammer hip checks Smashley.
Oh! They gave her the whip.
Oh. How did that work out for you?
Oh. See you later. See you.
Oink Joint. BLISS.. Hey, B.
Okay, Austin, get ready to meet your newest Hurl Scout.
Okay, don't embarrass me now that you're here, all right?
Okay, everybody, and welcome to skate night at the Warehouse.
Okay, first stop, sitter. Then the Warehouse.
Okay, ladies, we're getting beat, but we got the playbooks.
Okay, ladies. Check it out.
Okay, okay, that's good.
Okay, we're running Play Number 1 0, Piece de résistance.