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Super Troopers (2001)

Super Troopers (2001)

Super Troopers is a hilarious comedy film released in 2001, directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. The movie revolves around a group of fun-loving and misfit state troopers of the Vermont Highway Patrol. Patrolling a desolate area, their easy-going routine is disrupted by budget cuts and a potential move to the local police force. These zany troopers soon find themselves embroiled in a crazy scheme involving drug smuggling, playful pranks, and outrageous encounters with the local stoners.

The cast of Super Troopers includes talented actors such as Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, and Erik Stolhanske. Together, they create a delightful on-screen chemistry and bring their outlandish and lovable characters to life.

If you want to relive the hilarious moments from Super Troopers, you can play and download the sounds from this unforgettable film here. With its witty and absurd humor, Super Troopers has become a cult classic that continues to entertain audiences even after all these years.

A couple of hyenas.
A good local officer like yourself.
A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?
A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy.
A number one top gun cadets
A trooper with an attitude
Actually, you know what?
Actually, you know what? I think it's better...
After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude
Ah, bilker! I'm an idiot.
Ah, what the fuck?
Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything.
All right, all right. Let's get started.
All right, all right. Relax!
All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit.
All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit.
All right, assholes, quit talkin' about me.
All right, come on out, Rabbit.
All right, fuck it.
All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on.
All right, hit it.
All right, how about "Cat Game"?
All right, I'm doin' a drop.
All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.
All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...
All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five.
All right, we're cool. We're cool.
All right, what do we know about this Galilkanolkus guy?
All right. Here's what I'll need.
All right. Who wants a mustache ride?
All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it.
All this for a noise complaint?
Also heard something funny about how you got suspended.
Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?
Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Am I saying "meow"?
And find out what you can about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.
And Grady's walking' around like he's hot soup.
And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. Don't worry about it.
And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace
And he never told a lie.
And he says that for twenty bananas he'll provide evidence...
And I need to see some I.D.
And I'm Rod Farva Rod; car Ramrod.
And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts...
And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple.
And issue tickets with raging, mega huge boners?
And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers.
And light that award on fire in front of everyone.
And now, you come in here talking about...
And put a cap in that pig's ass.
And she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington.
And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers?
And some string.
And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back.
And that was the second time I got crabs.
And that's why I brought you... here tonight.
And then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.
And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.
And they always have my Old Fashioned just waiting there.
And those cannabis bags in our truck...
And we also used blanks.
And we're gonna buy you a tank.
And you better believe that Grady and his goons...
And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."
And you give them the investigation.
And you guys are drunk, and unarmed.
And you know who that was?
And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...
Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?
Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.
Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks?
Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town?
Arlo!
Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go!
As a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky Lucy Garfield.
As far as this brawling with the local police is concerned
Asshole.
Assholes.
Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog.
Aw, Mac, you fucker!
Aw, she's gonna speak in about five minutes.
Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
Back in '74...
Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh?
Based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom.
Because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche.
Because I know I wasn't speeding.
Beer!
Before using his equipment in the field?
Bobbi doesn't want to leave, and...
Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.
Broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?
Bullshit.
But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?
But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight.
But if we're right, you can be a hero.
But O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence.
But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover.
But the car's stolen.
But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do.
But there's something funny in the air.
But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.
But we got to beat these guys to the punch.
But what literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."
But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.
But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you.
But you used him.
But you were starting to think about it.
But, Thorn, if they do shut you down...
C Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...
Can I please see your license and registra
Can we make a deal?
Canada, huh? Almost made it.
Canadian grass. Ah!
Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils'
Car Ramrod. You get it?
Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um...
Chief! Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir.
Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies.
Clear out of here. All of you.
Clear out of here. All of you.
Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay?
Come and get it.
Come and get it.
Come and get me, Mac.
Come on now. Shake hands.
Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.
Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells.
Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'?
Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn.
Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing.
Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Team Ramrod!
Cool beans.
Cops.
Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off.
Cut it out! Do it.
Damn it, you burger punk!
Damn, that's good!
Definitely. Definitely better over there.
Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.
Did I miss that weigh station?
Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker?
Did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."
Did you hear that, guys? Yes, sir.
Did you see him? Oh, he's disgusting.
Did you walk clean comin' through
Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
Do I really smell?
Do it! You're a highway patrolman.
Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?
Do you even know how to drive this thing?
Do you get it?
Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?
Do you own, like, the sand and the water?
Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?
Do you wanna do "Repeat"?
Do you want me to hold the spit?
Don't be a fuckin' slob
Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...
Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster!
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.
Either you let us in on this investigation...
Enhance.
Enhance. Enhance.
Every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...
Everybody outta the car! I said now!
Evil shenanigans.
Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus...
Excuse me one second. No.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys.
Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio.
Farva!
Farva!
Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!
Farva.
Farva's number one! Farva's number one!
Fellas, we got to get him back. He's gotta pay for this.
Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there.
Find a replacement
Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now.
Five ski masks, a case of smoke bombs the good ones
For "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."
For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker.
For an emergency fund raiser. So
For no reason whatsoever, removed last night.
Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.
Foster, you're on duty.
Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work.
Freeze, motherfucker!
From those guys over there.
Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio.
Fuck it!
Fuck!
Fuckin' Galikanokus!
Fuckin' traitor!