Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004) Edit

A $200,000 windfall.

A hustle implies one side wins, the other side loses.

A little nervous.

A long time, long enough to wipe your nasty little butt.

A lot like it did for Ricky.

A nice woman wouldn't be doggin' my man Dinka.

A real barbershop got real people, real conversation,

A Subway and a Blockbuster.

A truth that we must live with for the rest of our lives.

After Calvin and I stopped dating, he started thinkin' small.

After that, you ain't got to speak to me ever again.

Ain't got no money, rob somebody with money.

Ain't in cuttin' hair. Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room.

Ain't never seen nothin' like that in your life.

Ain't nobody scared! Tell your auntie!

Ain't nothin' going on in here, just business.

Ain't nothin' wrong with that. Nothin' wrong with that.

All I'm saying is if you're gonna have oral relations

All I'm saying is we need to keep our eye on Trent Lott.

All I'm saying, Calvin, is black folk love to take credit

All of them skanky as hell.

All right there, youngblood.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, fellas, how you doin'?

All right!

All right. Get out of the chair, man.

All right. Whatever you want here.

All that yapping leads me to rule number three...

All the time.

All this silence got my gut grumblin'.

All you have to do is talk.

Also, I want to institute a couple of new rules.

Also, I'm happy that people outside our community

Always, always.

And a large cup of n****, please.

And a pot pie with egg on it.

And a whole lot of others, too.

And all I'd like to say is that all change isn't bad.

And all of us is gonna die together!

And change is hard sometimes, right?

And double booking our clients!

And far from its roots as a family establishment,

And Gertrude Rose

And get some business.

And got the nerve to be huddled up with this shark.

And have all you ladies runnin' out screaming.

And I guess change, that's a good thing, right?

And I respect that.

And I want everybody to start greeting the customers by name.

And I want the best for my son

And I've been carrying that cheap ass thing with me

And if anybody wanna come over anytime and hoop it up,

And if they try to mess with this brother,

And living your life right and everything?

And Miss Emma bein' driven out...

And most of all, real barbers, and that's what we got here.

And my behind blow up like Dizzy Gillespie.

And now I'm working in a shop today.

And once you lose the people, you lose the neighborhood.

And reach!

And she's trying to wonder,

And sold them the barbershop, they'd probably pay us double.

And some of them ho's from the Snoop video.

And that ain't much.

And that is that Martin Luther King was shot and was killed tonight

And that little girl is a devil child, now.

And that's broke ass black folks.

And the smell.

And then I'm gonna burn your freedom papers.

And they're tryin' to get our ass out of here,

And this miracle happens if I do what?

And to the governing board that you believe in Quality Land's proposal,

And turn it into a more viable cash cow,

And two sides of Ask your mama

And what the hell is a subter fudge?

And when the pigs show up, they're gonna show up with guns.

And when we not, we not.

And you just about workin' my last nerve.

And you sittin' over here complainin'.

And you tryin' to act like you ain't got no...

And, man, it just got...

Anything but R. Kelly. Please. Somethin' wrong with that boy.

Apology accepted.

Archie Bunker and George Jefferson back together again.

Are you familiar with Calvin's Barbershop on 79th and Exchange?

As far as I'm concerned, my life began

As soon as they go freak out just a little bit,

At Calvin's Barbershop when Alderman Lalowe Brown stopped by

At least we ain't crazy.

At least, I think so.

Baby, it's on and crackin'!

Baby, you're putting me in the front chair?

Back up, back up!

Be like Mike, not like Rick.

Be serving wine when they walk through the door.

Beauties.

Beauty, light.

Because if they want to send us packin',

Been there since 1958.

Before Friday's city council meeting

Before I turn off the power in here

Before they got his ass, they was all over there together...

Before we adjourn and make our decision,

Better schools, cleaner streets...

Better. You're gonna be on the news.

Black power!

Black power!

Black power! That's us! Black power!

Black power! Yeah!

Blow up the whole block. I got some at the crib.

Both of you can kiss my ass.

Boy, it's hot out here.

Breathing in radiance,

Breathing out any heavy burdens.

Bring 'em on down. Bring all the kids.

Bringing it back to prayer pose.

Brother Calvin!

But don't you ever roll up on my customers.

But he was killed by a white man.

But his cousin in Atlanta sawfish.

But I can get you at 3:45 or 11:00 on Tuesday.

But I gotta bounce.

But I wanna introduce you to the man himself,

But I'd be all right, though.

But I'm gonna give you a clue.

But I've gotta keep mine.

But if we want to stand together as a community,

But it was a spur of the moment thing.

But it's been worth it, though.

But of course you wouldn't do that... too much pride.

But that ain't him. It ain't just him.

But you better catch me before the rollers go in.

But you did say you wanted to keep that particular area fertile

But you don't even know me, what I'm about.

But you don't want a good man, right?

But you passed.

But...

Butterfly, butterfly.

Bye, Gina.

Bye, Horace.

Cal wants me to handle some business.

Call my wife, man. That's her people.

Calvin, can I have a word with you for a second?

Calvin, I hooked you up with the alderman.

Calvin, I like what you said yesterday.

Calvin, my man!

Calvin, there's a lot of money to be made here, son.

Calvin, this is why black business does not succeed.

Calvin, when you get my age, you don't swerve.

Calvin, you run a family operation. You do not need to step it up.

Can somebody tighten me up?

Can we discuss this tomorrow?

Can you bring back some toothpicks?

Can you get me some ice or not?

Can you get this stuff on this list?

Can you handle that for me?

Can you hook me up with Isaac?

Can't a black man have a goddamn Fourth of July, too?

Can't nobody argue with that.

Carvin' I's in the back of people's head?

Change is a good thing.

Cheap? You saddity ho, give me my shit.

Check it out, little man.

Check this out.

Checker Fred, back to checkers.

Clown!

Come here.

Come on down and...

Come on down to Cal's.

Come on over here and get your hair cut.

Come on over here, Wakefield. Sit down.

Come on, babies. Today is the day.

Come on, dawg. You know I gotta have the I.

Come on, everybody, let's go back. This ain't nothin'.

Come on, have a seat. Enough of it already.

Come on, Jimmy, just two seconds.

Come on, let's get ready for our customers.

Come on, man, you gotta bounce. This is ridiculous.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Get up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Competition is a cornerstone of democracy.

Concerned? About November, right?

Condoleezza. With all that White House money she makin',

Cool.

Crazy? I'm about to drop him off at Miss Emma's.

Damn a Mini Me. I'll take me one of those.

Damn.

Deep ujjayi breath.

Definitely.

Did she tell you that maybe I'll try you out? Maybe?

Did she tell you that maybe I'll try you out? Maybe?

Didn't we come over here to see it?

Dinka? Ain't nobody doggin' him.

Don't come in here accusing me of some malicious and egregious act

Don't do me like that, man.

Don't even tell you what it might be like on the inside.

Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Don't leave me hanging.

Don't move! Don't move! Get away from that window!

Don't start paying me compliments and stuff,

Don't sweat it, Cal. We got your back no matter what.

Don't sweat the technique.

Don't talk about Luther Vandross, okay?

Don't worry. She ain't about to do nothin'.

Don't you own this place?

Downright flatulent.

DVDs, CDs. Ike Turner's greatest hits with Tina on the cover.

Each and every one of us has our own truth,

Ease up. It's cool.

Eddie, a man at your age should be watching what he eats.

Eddie, get me that chicken tamale and strawberry shake special.

Eddie, man, don't be so crazy.

Eddie, that's what I'm talkin' about. That's enough!

Eddie, what you doin'?

Eddie, where you goin'?

Eddie, you can't talk about people just 'cause they biracial.

Everybody get out of here, little kids and big kids.

Everybody in here sayin' I can't talk about Luther Vandross?

Everybody loves it.

Everybody's hatin' on me. 'Cause I'm competent?

Exactly right, exactly right.

Exactly.

Excuse me, Miss Watson. I'm sorry.

Expansion. Not Nappy Cutz.

Feet together, bringing it to prayer pose.

Fertile. I did say that, didn't I?

Fine, man.

Fire up the barbecue in the back,

First position.

Five minutes. We in, we out.

Food and clothing through our outreach program.

For a photo opportunity and haircut.

For making me look like a goddamn fool today.

For small business interests.

For some 40 odd years.

For the record...

For they half black brothers and sisters till somethin' goes sour.

Forget about it. We in a crisis, and you can double my rent.

Fred, don't buy nothing from that fool.

Free barbecue... food, fun, and free haircuts for the kids.

Fried, grilled, fondued, souffléd,

From Jenny Craig yourself?

Front chair.

Front chair.

Get a damn job.

Get me a Mountain Dew and chopped salad.

Get myself straight for Sunday morning.

Get off the truck! Get off!

Get old Checkers a ham and cheese on some honky bread,

Get on over there, Get low. Sit right on down, So low.

Get out of the way! Move!

Get over there! Do what I say!

Get real.

Get your lazy ass off my couch and get a job.

Gina, do I look like Beyoncé?

Give me some cookies. I'll go over there myself.

Give me that one right there.

Give you a hint, Throw you a lifeline.

Go a little crazy, get a little glitter like Mariah Carey,

Go on over there.

Go talk to your boy.

Go to the crack house and tell her.

Good morning there, youngblood.

Good to be back.

Good to have you back.

Good to see you. Come on back.

Good.

Good. I'm busy.

Got all the money in the world

Got something you ain't gonna believe...

Got ten locations nationwide.

Grumpy old man.

Guess it ain't no titty bar.

Handle that.

Handle your business.

Handle your business.

Hank, you seen a thief around here?

Have a little customer appreciation cookout.

He ain't shit! He ain't shit!

He broke into the white leagues with that crime.

He couldn't help but cry, too.

He didn't have on no socks, either.

He had his head so far up that girl's behind,

He half Cherokee or something. Don't put him in with us.

He is a potentiating progenitor in all kinds of fine ways.

He made me take down my picture of Lola Falana.

He need some serious help. We ain't listenin' to no R. Kelly.

He only won 'cause she helped him.

He opted for the Happy Meal instead of the Super Size.

He seem like he dressed nice, he seems clean, but what is that smell?

He set up the camera. That's what he did!

He's a freak, and I likes me a freaky man.

He's beautiful, isn't he?

He's Caublinasian, like Tiger Woods.

He's my fine friend, this brother right here, Calvin.

He's not even showing up.

He's the poster child for stupid white men.

Head to your meeting 'cause I got next.

Heaven must have sent you from above

Hello.

Here he comes.

Here you go, girl. We should have kids

Here's your shit. I burned the rest of it.

Hey, babe!

Hey, Big C, where you headed?

Hey, bro, we're closed.

Hey, Calvin, why don't you get me a little shape up?

Hey, Calvin, you goin' over to Emma's?

Hey, Detective. We was just lookin' for you.

Hey, Dinka.

Hey, Isaac, play somethin'.

Hey, Keisha. Where Janelle at?

Hey, man, get these clippers goin', player.

Hey, Rick, you handled that deposit for me?

Hey, what's up, y'all?

Hi.

Hi.

Hidin' behind some tattoos and a prison record.

His fade was a little crooked, though.

Hold it! Get off him, pig!

Hold on there, Terri.

Hold on. Where the hell is my uterus?

Hold up.

Hold, now. Don't start talkin' about R. Kelly.

Hot as hell, but I got some nice hats.

How am I gonna look rollin' up in your freak mobile?

How are we supposed to know everybody's name?

How can you leave Chicago?

How is everything going for you

How is that not knowing you?

How you been, Cal?

How you doin', Checker?

How you doin', sir?

How you doin'? Calvin Palmer.

How you gonna be a pedophile with a Ferris wheel?

How you gonna leave town without givin' my ring back?

How you gonna talk about size when you one Reese's Pieces away

How'd you get with a girl like that?

Hurry up.

I ain't a politician.

I ain't got nothin' on my elbow.

I ain't mad at the brother.

I ain't sayin' nothin'. I'm thinkin' it.

I ain't scared! Get your auntie!

I ain't seen you in two days.

I ain't tryin' to clown, but...

I ain't want you, Calvin. What about you?

I ain't with that shit.

I appreciate the job, cuz. I'll always love you for it.

I ate two of them at a party one night,

I been 35 years chasin' after you.

I bet that link don't make it on the inside.

I can buy my own damn latte.

I can get anything you need.

I can't afford that down payment. I'm gonna have to move.

I can't believe this.

I can't cut without the butt.

I can't talk about Luther Vandross?

I checked it already. Let's crack it.

I couldn't tell nobody I was studying for the fuckin' GED.

I did not get fired.

I do not need a man to make me feel good.

I do what Calvin need me to do every now and then.

I don't care about your vampire hours as long as you do what I ask.

I don't even know what it means.

I don't ever see him wear one of those bowties.

I don't know about that. Dan Quayle couldn't spell potato.

I don't know this woman.

I don't pay rent 'cause I don't pay rent. Okay?

I don't want it to fight the funk of the neighborhood.

I don't want it.

I finished barber school on Wednesday,

I got a question.

I got a reputation to keep up around here.

I got a sword, I got an ax, a box of bullets,

I got contact lenses... blue, green, bloodshot red... left ones only.

I got Grandmas Gone Wild. You ever seen wrinkles in a thong?

I got to get back at her.

I got what they call that savoir faire.

I got you, playboy.

I got you.

I gotta go.

I had a black one, but the bitch didn't knowwhen to keep her mouth shut.

I had a cockroach in my house so big, I thought it was Shaq.

I had a member of my family killed.

I hate you! I'm gonna tell my auntie.

I have a very healthy metabolism.

I haven't felt like this since I met my wife's pops.

I heard they got fish in the floor, swimming.

I heard they was gonna move a Subway over there.

I hope not. You know I got jokes. Don't you start nothin'.

I just couldn't control it. It was the lactose intoleration.

I just want him to have everything I never had.

I keep my stuff with me, okay? I cut you.

I kind of liked the old Terri before all the changes.

I knew you was gonna say that. Give me some.

I know how to cook.

I know what this is. You're tryin' to compete with us.

I know you about to say something. Don't even say it.

I know you ain't... Don't get in my pool.

I know you not gonna let him put them pictures up,

I know you're supposed to be the superstar,

I know.

I know. This is must see TV. It's gonna be good.

I like hanging with you.

I love you, cuz. I love you, man.

I might be a little hungry, but get your hands up!

I need my money on the first, not the second and not the 15th.

I need my rent money. The bank want they money on the first.

I need to find a new tenor.

I own Calvin's Barbershop over on 79th.

I plan to die here.

I really admire that.

I really think it's time for us to move along.

I respect that, too.

I said play like you cuttin' it.

I said the same thing.

I saw the tape. Y'all see the tape?

I see you every day...

I should've known you was out here actin' a fool.

I should've known your old ass was startin' trouble.

I talked him into talking to you... good publicity.

I thought it'd be a good day to walk and see the trees and dew.

I thought this was a club. What is Nappy Cutz?

I treat you like everybody else around here.

I tried to have some of them little, bitty Milky Ways... the small one.

I undervalued the importance of your shop to this community.

I wanna talk to you. I feel bad.

I wanted to bring to your attention a particular concern of mine.

I was gonna say the same thing to you.

I was hoping so,

I was mad when I found out dude was black.

I will confront all of those forces that are trying to change,

I won't knock the spear out of yours, okay, Somalia?

I'd like to say somethin'.

I'd say the reason I come back in day in and day out

I'll be back.

I'll be right with you.

I'll drop you off around the corner.

I'll get at you tomorrow.

I'll probably stop by Montgomery Ward's,

I'll take some chili fries, onion rings,

I'll tell y'all one thing... all y'all are doomed to fail.

I'll tell you who I don't want to take credit for... that D.C. Sniper.

I'll touch you up.

I'm about to be Rookie of the Year up in here.

I'm being a man.

I'm done with that in my life.

I'm down with trying out.

I'm flying back to L.A. Tonight. How about it?

I'm gonna get on out of here. I need to go check on Loretta.

I'm gonna kick your ass,

I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna run down to Berry's, get me a pastrami and fries.

I'm gonna tell you what the problem is.

I'm happy you got it goin' on now, but I need some ice.

I'm in your pool.

I'm inviting heads of state today.

I'm just saying we need to step it up a little bit.

I'm looking to get high end stuff at low end prices.

I'm not asking you for a whole lot, just to...

I'm not lactose intolerant, all right?

I'm not saying we made out of money.

I'm proposing a win win.

I'm proposing that Nappy Cutz never sees the light of day.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You make sure she get that, okay?

I'm talkin' about a good man.

I'm tellin' you, every last one of them's gonna get shot!

I'm terribly sorry about the inconvenience.

I'm trying. Kenard, let him in.

I'm with you, brother. We goin' back to Africa.

I've been bringin' in a lot of business.

I've been coming down here many a Saturday afternoon,

I've been lookin' for your ass for 35 years.

I've seen this many times. They come and they go.

If he learns to do what I say when I say it.

If I had to choose me a white boy to sleep with,

If I was in the White House, I'd be fly all the time.

If I was in the White House, I'd be fly all the time.

If that means selling our soul just to make a quick buck,

If the police walk up, do I gotta drop it and run?

If they build a titty bar across the street, I ain't never goin' home.

If we goin' out, we goin' out like us.

If you don't knock the fork out of my hand,

If you don't think big, you'll never be big.

If you got that much love for me, tell Janelle to give me my rent

If you wanna stay afloat,

If you want to stay around, y'all know what you gotta do.

If you was in the White House, you'd be ghetto as hell.

If you were to express to them

In fact, the alderman and I were just talking about you.

In Memphis, Tennessee.

In November, I plan to establish this barbershop as my headquarters.

In that case, triple it, then.

In the Dumpster with the rest of that mess.

In this difficult day,

In this difficult time for the United States,

Is in need of counsel, and I have to provide it.

Is Lalowe Brown the only politician in Chicago?

Is openin' up in three weeks,

Is the free chair.

Is there a point to this?

Is there a problem, officers?

Is there anyone else who'd like to be heard on this matter?

Is well needed and well deserved.

Is you living in the dark ages or something?

Isaac, run to the store and grab me some ice.

It ain't necessary to cut nobody head.

It all makes sense.

It is 11:02. That means your man has to get out of the chair.

It is the word of Allah as told to the Prophet Muhammad.

It looks to me like the village has spoken.

It means you give a damn about your life.

It should have never happened. I didn't mean to hurt you.

It was nice and quiet in here, the way I like it.

It'd be a nice kick start to your kid's college fund.

It'd be a shame to see it all go away for naught.

It'll put you in like Flynn.

It's a franchise, the black man's answer to Supercuts.

It's a probationary period.

It's a rout.

It's about time for me to retire anyway.

It's an issue of vital importance and it'll only take a minute.

It's been cool.

It's embarrassing.

It's good. The alderman is a great mentor.

It's hard being that good, ain't it?

It's just not fair for your date.

It's killin' me, man. I just gotta know for myself.

It's not a coffee. It's a chai with soy.

It's not a competition.

It's not what you think.

It's not worth it.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. Just a minor setback.

It's one of them things you can't keep!

It's perhaps well to ask what kind of a nation we are...

It's Richard at work and Big Daddy in the bedroom.

It's the bikini waxes that I love...

It's the goddamn Fourth of July.

It's the people.

It's the professionalism that is bestowed upon me

It's times like these when men must rise up and make the right choice.

Jennifer Beals. What the boy mama used to be on The Jeffersons?

Jesus wept.

Jimmy! What's the deal?

Just a little while ago, he was cuttin' hair.

Just because I don't own it don't mean it's not mine.

Just burgers and dogs, free haircuts for the kids.

Just close the back door when you leave.

Just hush. Everything was hush.

Just kickin' it.

Just like her.

Just swimmin' around.

Just talk.

Just the man I wanted to see. Come back and talk to me.

K Rod called and booked the spot after that,

Keep telling yourself that.

Kenard ain't doin' nothin'.

Kenard here is one of our prima donna barbers.

Kenard, just a little off the top.

Kenard, them Jet beauties, they got to go, man.

Kenard. Hold up. Dude, look...

Kick it in!

Kind of nice in there?

Kobe Bryant... everybody thought he was Mr. Goody Two shoes.

Lalowe Brown. Good to see you.

Lalowe's gonna have to come back and let you give me a little trim.

Last week I had me a milk bath.

Late night of creepin'?

Learn how to cook.

Leave my customers alone.

Let me ask you... is this the life you wanted?

Let me drive you to work.

Let me tell you all somethin'.

Let me tell you somethin'.

Let's get this thing over with.

Let's go.

Let's make it happen!

Lighten up.

Like a Bally's or a Jamba Juice.

Like all the gangs coming together.

Like I was sayin', if they build a titty bar across the street,

Like it or not, and we ain't havin' it.

Line me up. I got a meeting in 19 minutes.

Listen to what I got to say.

Listen, Cal...

Listen, I'm not lactose intolerant.

Listen, little man, I got a daddy. I don't need another one.

Listen, when 24/7 opens, I'd love to buy you a latte.

Listen, you know how it is, all right?

Little Moesha tryin' to criticize my culinary skill.

Little Rodney probably heard it from somebody

Little Rodney told you he sawfish in the floor.

Lock the door! Click.

Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores and titty bars, I'm cool with it.

Look a little shady to me.

Look at all the people. Let me in.

Look at that.

Look at the couches, man, and the lighting.

Look at you. Lord have mercy.

Look at you... your shirt's still smokin'.

Look like a gingerbread man.

Look what we got... we got a lady barber.

Look, all I know is I'm down with Jesus.

Look, Cal, it's nappy cutz. Com.

Look, I know she bad. That's why you come to me.

Look, Jesus is not white.

Look, man, all that's fine. I'm trying to help you.

Lookin' around, it's a nice shop, but it don't have no character.

Lookin' good, baby boy!

Lookin' good, Mr. Stewart. Now you can get your swerve on.

Looking like Joe Frazier in Jamaica.

Looks like you gonna have a little brother or sister.

Loud and angry all the time?

Make him hush puppies or a Spanish omelet.

Make sure she look like something

Man, and Luther Vandross.

Man, I feel all of that.

Man, I hope you hittin' that!

Man, I'm from the South Side.

Man, the smell that come out of there,

Man. I wish my brother Darnell was out.

Martha and Mary, they cried over his body.

Maybe the day after.

Me and my girlfriend's husband got in a fight.

Me? No, I haven't seen a thi...

Mia!

Michael Jackson... his problem is he got a Ferris wheel.

Mike Tyson... he's like three crazy people.

Minor.

Miss Emma, is somethin' wrong?

Money to get their hair did, and you lookin' like Chewbacca.

More money than I'd ever seen. I jumped at it.

Move it! Out of the way!

Must have sent you, baby

My bad, brother. I skipped you.

My boys up in Memphis go to Nappy Cut.

My chair open. Come on.

My customer's running late, so I can take you.

My goodness, my goodness.

My name is Calvin Palmer.

My truth is across the street.

My, my. Well, well, look at this.

Naomi!

Nappy Cutz won't know what hit 'em.

Nappy Necks, whatever they want to call theyself across the street,

Nation of Islam is more than a pork free diet.

Needless to say, I doubt very seriously if the alderman

Nice to meet you. How you doin'?

Nice.

No disrespect, Cal, but I've been bustin' my ass in there for you.

No more loud talking.

No thief.

No, baby, that ain't burnt.

No, he opted for less drama.

No, I didn't hear it? Are you trying to call me a liar?

No, I quit on principle. Politics ain't my thing.

No, I'd rather stand.

No, my friend, you're thinking about this all the wrong way.

No, you can play ball down the street.

No, you can't.

No, you can't.

No, you stay here.

No!

No.

No. Come on, Hank!

No. No, I don't.

No. The answer's no.

Not $5 coffees and $20 mugs.

Not have your anger work through you.

Not right now, okay?

Not the second, 'cause I'm not the bad guy here.

Not to throw salt, but why you don't pay no booth rent?

Nothin' to worry about. They ain't even real Chicago barbers.

Nothing a little prayer can't handle, or my pistol.

Nothing.

Now watch this. Balance. No. Balance.

Now, his Christmas album was tight.

Now, I know you ain't payin' that nappy n**** no heed.

Now, I'm not one for explanations, explanatory things explained.

Now, it's obvious the way she bein' raised,

Now, that's a nice piece of pocket change.

Now, that's a nice piece of pocket change.

Now, we're South Side people with South Side money,

Now, you know I helped raise you better than that.

Nowhere. Just got a little business to handle.

Of course we got one for you. Kenard! Kenard!

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, I can keep a man. I can keep a man.

Oh, I can keep a man. I can keep a man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Pick up my meat.

Oh, yeah, Eddie be fine.

Oh, yeah. She want one of Uncle Eddie's burgers.

Oh, yes, there she goes.

Okay, it's my bad. It's my bad.

Okay, okay. What's up, brother?

Okay, so it's herbal. Yeah, it's herbal.

Okay, that's gonna be three orders of Hell, no

Okay. I gotta go, Miss Emma.

Okay. I see where you're trying to go with it.

On 79th and Exchange.

On July 4, 1967, when I came through that back door

On the bus.

One of the leading institutions, like a torpedo moving towards the future.

One thing you're gonna constantly have to deal with in your life,

One, two, three.

Only business on the block to survive the riots of '68.

Only reason you're in here is 'cause your daddy didn't use a Life Style.

Ooh, I met Shaniqua in the strip club last night.

Open the door. We gotta talk about this.

Or did you ever think you could do better?

Or shall I say scalping?

Pay attention.

People don't care about institutions. They got fish in the floor.

People don't like that. You're too pretty.

Pick up a TV, washer and dryer, lamps.

Picture and picture.

Piece of shit, my ass.

Please stop.

Please. He's a clown.

Please. That girl got perm in her family.

Plus, the money isn't bad.

Power to the people!

Prince?

Put a little timer on it... tick, tick, tick, boom!

Put one of them links on.

Put that paper back up.

Put the ball down.

Put them rollers in. I might like that.

Quality Land Development buyin' up everything.

Quality Land Development came in and made me an offer.

Quality Land Development's proposal to tear up 79th

Quiet. Okay.

R. Kelly on tape with grown women.

Raised you like you was my own son.

Raised? Maybe if you stopped raising your hand to your mouth,

Ray!

Reach one, teach one. Remember that.

Remember that.

Rich, where you at, man?

Richard and I are just friends.