Friends with Benefits (2011) Edit

A bizarre situation this afternoon in the Southland.

A free trip to New York. I'd be an idiot to turn that down.

A little grass, a little glue... Not during pregnancy.

A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me.

A naked girl is lying on top of you and you feel emasculated?

A whole year?

A work ethic. I love it. That is why this country is still number one.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P...

Absolutely.

Actually, I didn't ask him.

Actually, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you,

Actually, never really taken anyone up here.

Actually, one did call me damaged.

After college I was really into cargo pants.

Alcohol. Now we're talking.

All fast talking and brusque, like I'm bringing home a carny.

All I can think to myself is, I can't wait to tell Jamie about this.

All I'm saying is, it wasn't so much the pilot's skill

All part of the illusion.

All right, all right.

All right, look, I think I should probably tell you something.

All right, smartass, give it five seconds.

All right, tell him I said hi.

All right, you don't wanna label it. I understand. But get her some jewelry.

All right!

All right.

All right. Let's find you a lady.

All that matters is how you look at him.

All you have at home is drinkable yogurt.

Also, you have, like, really big eyes, and that freaks me out sometimes...

Although, I gotta warn you, lot of cancer doctors, big assholes.

Am I an animal?

Amazing.

And acted out a scene from Will and Grace?

And also helicopters! They don't make sense to me!

And because you're just my buddy, I can tell you

And besides, I have you and Annie. I have no regrets.

And brain surgeons, huge perverts.

And by 'purchased goods, ” I mean books.

And compliment me for looking at the trees and not the sunbathers.

And every year since.

And everyone's so genuine and level headed.

And had I known this was gonna happen, I would have shaved my legs this morning.

And he gets more squirrel than an oak tree.

And how do you know what I look like after I have...

And I don't care that you failed your real estate exam,

And I don't think I can handle that.

And I know you've heard a million times, life is short.

And I let her go.

And I lost her because of something so dumb I don't even remember.

And I never really got over her.

And I think that may be one of the reasons your mom left.

And I thought having a dog meant you had a normal family,

And I was too stupid to realize it,

And I'm glad that you have a five date rule.

And if any of these cameras are hooked up to the actual Scientology Center,

And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day.

And if I'd have known this was gonna happen,

And it actually kinked my neck a bit.

And it will get eight million hits.

And it's out of here!

And just know that I am not at all crushed by this breakup.

And not to watch women sunbathe.

And now we know why you're here.

And right in front of us, an outdoor bar.

And she was really good at it.

And she's hilarious when she needs a place to stay.

And she's pretty, too.

And she's reading a book.

And shit the bed with it. Excuse the expression.

And since we're just friends, I don't have to be insecure about my body.

And staple them to your neck.

And thank you for letting me stay here. It's been pretty great.

And thank you for ruining my mountaintop.

And that I love you.

And then just in a flash, he's gone.

And then there's something, I don't know what he says right there...

And then we're gonna sing. We're gonna...

And then when the sex stopped, invite you to LA for the weekend

And then, when I'm at my lowest point,

And there'll be just as many hot girls as hot guys.

And they put the music in later.

And this gets way more Christian.

And try to fix the shit going on up in my head, if that's even possible.

And we're not friends any more. You made that pretty clear.

And without it compromising anything was just so...

And you need to just lock that down.

And you see, it's already coming between us and I really...

And you were yapping my ear off about how planes all fly themselves,

And you're not wrong, so learn from me.

And you're trying to sell me on it.

And your crazy friend Susie across the hall told me.

And, fuck, do I regret that one.

And, hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures.

Annie, hey.

Anniversary trip to New York.

Any worse?

Anyway, here I am. It's so good to see you.

Apologies.

Are you asking me out?

Are you in the perfect situation?

Are you not an American?

Are you saying that Captain Sully wasn't a hero?

Are you serious? Why would you just assume?

Art director of GQ magazine. This is the big leagues.

As long as you get your feet off my bed. They're disgusting.

Asshole.

Asshole.

Assuming that he leaves.

At least I have food in the house.

Awesome.

Background check. Did you do one on me?

Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?

Be the guy who made the bed legendary again.

Because I was too damn proud to tell her howl really felt about her.

Because I'm in love with her.

Because I'm the only person outside the theater!

Because I'm the only person outside the theater!

Because if the actors had a good time making it, it must be good.

Because otherwise I don't get my bonus.

Because that'll be like the third time since I moved here,

Because that's where she is meeting up with her husband.

Because this is the happiest I have ever seen you?

Because we don't like each other like that.

Because we were drunk.

Because you're actually friends with each other?

Before I break his fucking skull?

Before we were sex without emotion, and now we're emotion without sex.

Before you got to know my awesome personality.

Best breakup ever.

Better be. I'll cut her.

Booty call. I can take a walk around the block.

Bryce, is this for me?

Build up as many walls as possible. That's really healthy.

But everyone else did.

But friends don't go talking shit about each other,

But he's very visual, thank God.

But I didn't.

But I'm pretty sure he's Eurasian.

But if you just get in, really go for it, ..

But it'd all blow up in our faces, end badly, and we'd never speak to each other again.

But it'd be even more awesome if this happened.

But it's just sex.

But let me tell you something, what this is teaching me

But lucky for me, we are here.

But no complications. It's great!

But people do dumb shit.

But please leave a message and I'll call you back.

But please leave a message and I'll call you back.

But seriously, my door is always open.

But thank you guys for everything.

But the offers still keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me.

But the quality in this town is ridiculous.

But then he has these moments of real clarity. It's hit or miss.

But then I realized we were both single again, so...

But they don't want you to get up there, so I guess that makes sense.

But this is GQ.

But this time it's actually in my apartment.

But timing was right.

But what I do remember is we drank a lot of vodka and shot a lot of guns.

But what the fuck do I know? I'm just the sports editor.

But what the hell. The whole reason you go to the market

But would you like to come get a beer?

But you can't tell me what company you work for?

But you didn't.

But you know what will? Emotional support.

But you're actually really emotionally damaged.

But you're not wrong, I am damaged.

By the way, doing a piece on racism in hockey.

By the way, why did you take your door off its lovely hinges?

Bye, Banannie.

Can I get two gyro number sixes, extra sauce?

Can we stop talking about this?

Can we stop talking about this?

Can you get him to come out to us?

Can you imagine someone who would actually say that?

Can you imagine someone who would actually say that?

College, med school, and I haven't slept since.

Come here, you.

Come on, baby!

Come on, get down!

Come on, it's fine.

Come on, Keep looking.

Come on, ladies. Hop to.

Come on, let's go. One last stop.

Come on, okay? You're beautiful.

Come on, that is awesome.

Come on, they'll love you.

Come on, what's he think about the job?

Come on, what's really worrying you about this?

Come on, what's your dad think about all this?

Come on, you're here for a reason, whether you want to admit it or not.

Come on!

Come on! Go away with me. Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Is something going on here? You've been acting really weird.

Come talk to me after. Give me five minutes of your time.

Completely computerized.

Congratulations, sell out!

Congratulations. Offer expires at midnight.

Could I get a steak, medium, please?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad.

Dark curls, olive skin, Cold War accent.

Dede Spencer?

Dede? Dede!

Did Annie put you up to this?

Did you get her an engagement gift?

Did you guys fifth date?

Did you major in Planning at Headhunting College?

Did you run a marathon before this?

Did you scoop the Times on this? I smell Pulitzer.

Did you wash your hands?

Did your boobs get bigger? Mom, I'm over here.

Different from what? I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your friend.

Do me a favor. Don't quit or get fired before the year's up,

Do these people get paid for this?

Do we have to power walk everywhere we go?

Do you have a hot model in a bikini standing on an icecap?

Do you know how many men in my life I thought were really perfect?

Do you think guys care more about global warming

Do you wanna go grab some lunch?

Do you want a banana or not?

Do you want more beer?

Does he say anything?

Don't laugh. This could be great.

Dunkin My Tits Hynes. Com.

Dylan never told me about your dad.

Dylan, get...

Dylan, I gotta stop thinking it's not me.

Dylan, I think I wanna start dating again.

Dylan, that's actually really sweet.

Dylan, you are not gonna shit the bed.

Dylan, you are so good at what you do.

Dylan, you can't name one thing that's wrong with her.

Dylan! I got a cab. Come on.

Dylan.

Dynamite?

Empire State Building.

Especially when you move eight times.

Every girl I've been with.

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

Every place can be a bit lonely sometimes.

Everybody had Girbauds, we all wore them backwards.

Everyone in this city seems really violent.

Everything else? None of your business.

Everything that happens in the day,

Ex fiancé.

Exactly! Please, I knew I had him the second he got off that plane.

Exactly.

Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, you cannot do this.

Excuse me. I'm Dylan. Nice to meet you.

Excuse me. May I help you?

Excuse me. We've been waiting a while.

Feel me, Felix?

Find someone you like and never let him go.

Fine. I'll go next.

Fine. I'm over here pouring myself a drink.

First time you saw me.

First up is Joey Morena, who's fluent in Vietnamese

Flapjack.

Foil wrapper...

For confidentiality reasons, no.

Friends who have sex? What are you, in college?

Fuck, I'm pretty good at this.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Get out of here. Damaged how?

Get your...

Girl, you are preaching to the congregation.

Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.

Go have fun with your mom.

Go show her the beach.

Go to the gym.

Go.

God, I miss sex.

God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes.

God, it's nice.

God, you are just like every other guy.

God, you totally didn't get anything that I was saying, did you?

God, you're such a girl. Come on, it's my treat.

God!

God! I thought LA was bad. This traffic is terrible.

God.

God. How long have we been waiting here? It's ridiculous.

Goodbye, Flapjack.

Grandpa!

Great, 'cause feet gross me out. Daddy issues.

Great.

Great. I mean, look, I've had one night stands.

Great. Welcome to New York, Ms. Penderghast.

Guilt.

Happily ever after.

Have a great night, baby.

Have fun. I think this is great.

Have you really never brought a girl home before?

He got you and cutout. Forget the douche.

He had a rough childhood.

He had a stutter. It got real bad when he was nervous.

He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation!

He reminded me a lot of your father.

He said that he didn't want the job.

He took doors off of things.

He took doors off of things.

He was going through a Kris Kross phase. Remember them?

He'll be his regular old self and everything seems fine,

He's a dick. He's a dick douche.

He's a guy. You gave him a five date challenge,

He's at a photo shoot for the sports issue.

He's emotionally unavailable, but if you'd like...

He's from LA. I figured he's into all that bullshit.

He's getting worse.

He's gonna be fine.

He's got ears like an elephant.

He's not my boyfriend, Mom.

He's stylish, transcendent of sport, has an ass like a kumquat.

He's the reason I can afford all this beer.

He's the smartest man I've ever known. He's the only person I'd ever go to for advice.

Hello, this is Jamie.

Hello.

Hello. You've reached Dylan Harper's cell phone.

Here we are.

Here we have Brooklyn Bridge, downtown Manhattan,

Here, here, here, I'll take it.

Here, in front of all of these people?

Here, pick a card, my lady.

Here.

Hey this is Dylan. Leave a message.

Hey, baby. Oh, no, they didn't.

Hey, bro, that was like a double McTwist 1260.

Hey, bro. You hungry? 'Cause I'm going to get something to eat.

Hey, check this out.

Hey, do you want to see something really cool?

Hey, Dylan? Jamie Rellis is in the lobby for you.

Hey, easy, dude. Don't you go casting a spell on her.

Hey, everybody wants a shortcut in life.

Hey, everybody! Hey!

Hey, fuckface, you want to get your shit out of my car or what?

Hey, hey. Hey...

Hey, I borrowed one of your books. I hope that's okay.

Hey, I miss you.

Hey, I want my best friend back,

Hey, I was thinking of getting some lunch. Do you know a place?

Hey, I'm gonna need to borrow cab fare.

Hey, I'm here! I'm here. I'm really sorry.

Hey, Ma.

Hey, man, you can't be up here.

Hey, man. Tommy Bollinger, sports editor.

Hey, maybe the guy's married or something.

Hey, my friend gave me his house in Montauk for July 4th.

Hey, sir, what's that tall building over there?

Hey, Uncle Dylan.

Hey, why didn't you tell me about your mom?

Hey, you know what? You and I should stay friends.

Hey, you're still good to take Dad that week I have to go to DC for Sam's class trip, right?

Hey!

Hey! Baby, where are you? Are you still at work?

Hey! We were waiting for you.

Hey.

Hey. Hold on, hold on.

Hey. I gotta go. You have a great trip in LA and call me when you land.

Hey. No skin, more pipe for me.

Hi, Dave from across the hall.

Hi, Mr. Harper. How are you?

Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now

Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now

Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now

Hi.

His hair had nice body.

Hold it. Any of you gay?

How 'bout right here?

How are you?

How could such an awesome girl be with this over this?

How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card?

How did you know I was at Grand Central Station?

How is a girl like you single?

How is a guy like you single?

How to wear white pants to a cookout.

How'd you know I was up here?

How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees?

I actually never knew my dad.

I always want to see something really cool. What...

I am an asshole.

I am so glad I met you tonight.

I am.

I believe in the freedom of science fiction.

I brought you here.

I can handle anything except that look in people's eyes.

I can never go out with her. She's too fucked up.

I can work with that.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe you actually cure cancer.

I can't do this any more.

I can't see you putting on your black underpants.

I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs

I cracked my neck because we were on a flight for six hours,

I did? When?

I didn't even blink when I told him to go fuck himself.

I didn't say I was gonna **** her. I said I was gonna go talk to her.

I didn't.

I do miss the mornings out here. Right before it burns off, it really is beautiful.

I don't care how upset she is, I get her jewelry, she lights right up.

I don't even know if I find you attractive.

I don't even remember...

I don't know what it is.

I don't know what to tell you. She's not for me. I don't like her like that.

I don't know, it's like cracking your neck.

I don't know, maybe I suck in bed.

I don't know, you think maybe I keep my worlds apart for some crazy reason?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to be the guy who took something legendary

I don't say that pejoratively, I say it hopefully.

I don't think I can be your Prince Charming.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it after al/.

I don't think the three point line would have done anything.

I don't understand.

I don't want your pity.

I ever run into you again,

I got him to do something for you. F tale. Fairytale.

I got in touch with a guy who puts flash mobs together.

I got us coffees. Nonfat, one sugar, one Splenda.

I got you turkey, no cheese, gluten free bread.

I gotta be honest, I feel a little emasculated.

I gotta go find a place to talk. Okay.

I guess in the movies the guy pours his heart out

I guess not.

I have a five date rule.

I have issues.

I have this thing at work. It's called Google.

I have to be on a red eye tonight back to New York.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to seat people in the order they came.

I haven't seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.

I just can't get myself to start looking for a replacement for him,

I just don't want it to.

I just feel like we should chill for a while, you know?

I just got you a ticket with my miles, it's done. Meet me at JFK.

I just let her go.

I just need you to be my friend right now.

I just really gotta go.

I just said lightly around... It's like a little button.

I just think we're heading in different directions.

I just...

I keep my socks on. Intimacy issues.

I kind of believe in true love.

I kind of think you're right.

I know how you girls get. Tick took, tick took.

I know I haven't been the best mother in the world...

I know it's a hard hitting piece, but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.

I know that I'm new at this, but what I lack in experience I make up for in cliches.

I know we're just friends, but I'm still a lady.

I know you better than you know yourself.

I know you'll be fine alone. You're not a baby in a hot car.

I know, right?

I know. I know.

I know. I know.

I like to come up here to think.

I like to drink my yogurt. It's a timesaver.

I liked your eyes. I didn't think I'd ever seen such big, beautiful eyes.

I live in Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry.

I love that boat.

I love that outfit. You look so sexy in that.

I love that sunsets make you cry

I mean like a real girl. Not a friend.

I mean, a horse and carriage?

I mean, cancer being cured is awesome, but, you know, I wish someone else did it.

I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York.

I mean, it is so not me.

I mean, Magnum P.I. couldn't solve the shit going on up here.

I mean, nice, but it was like talking to dirt.

I mean, no offense to your little blog on the Internet.

I mean, sure, we'd have fun, roll around,

I mean, we all have our Prince Charming, you just gotta know him when you see him.

I mean, you're looking for a man to be your partner.

I meant it. It was impressive.

I messed up.

I might be able to let you see some reason.

I miss you guys, but I'm good.

I never said go up. Okay?

I owe you big time, Tommy.

I played the tuba in high school.

I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliché of true love.

I really want to stay friends.

I saw it in a movie. I thought I'd give it a try.

I saw you creeping out of her room the other night.

I shouldn't have said that. I was just trying to get my sister off my back.

I think I found the perfect guy to fill that job at GQ.

I think I'm gonna goin and check the tide tables

I think we should take a break.

I thought this would be a good way to take your mind off him.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you were giving me a sign. We talked about this.

I told him you were my gay best friend,

I totally agree. Let's forget it happened.

I totally understand that, but I'm with my dad

I wanna do a campfire, like when you were little.

I want you to meet my parents.

I wanted this?

I was a little into Harry Potter back then.

I was conned by some headhunter.

I was gonna call you this morning.

I was out pretty late last night.

I was scared.

I was sleeping standing up.

I washed my hands. With soap this time.

I went as Kris Kross three years in a row for Halloween.

I woke up one day and I said, Lorna... I'm Lorna.

I work at GQ now. It's not some little blog on the Internet.

I worked 36 hours straight. I don't even know how I got to the park.

I would believe you if you didn't lie to me.

I wouldn't have shaved my legs this morning.

I... Yeah.

I'd knock, but you don't have a door.

I'd still go with pants to a cookout.

I'd write you a check for your bonus.

I'll be on the stairs. Right across from you.

I'll be right back, okay?

I'll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.

I'll give you your choice of closes.

I'll just put these on on the bike?

I'll make sure he brushes his teeth, and you, don't believe anything she says.

I'll serve.

I'll tell you something that I wish I knew when I was your age.

I'll wait here. Don't worry about me.

I'm a little over 6 foot.

I'm a magician, not a wizard. You and your gay Harry Potter.

I'm actually asking you to come because it would help me.

I'm almost there!

I'm asking you to show me a restaurant.

I'm done with the relationship thing.

I'm done. How was I?

I'm even picking him up in a hybrid.

I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go to bed.

I'm fucking with you people. This isn't a porn site.

I'm getting married to the man of my dreams.

I'm going in.

I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna have some friends over tomorrow.

I'm gonna have to check my schedule. I'm really busy.

I'm gonna kill Annie.

I'm gonna sell you on New York.

I'm good.

I'm having trouble hearing you!

I'm heartbroken.

I'm Jamie Rellis.

I'm Jamie.

I'm just gonna shut myself down emotionally.

I'm just gonna work and fuck. Like George Clooney.

I'm just kidding. Slam away.

I'm just playing, bro.

I'm just surprised she didn't try to slip you her number or something.

I'm just... I'm flattered, actually.

I'm kidding.

I'm looking at you right now. I can see you!

I'm not gay, Tommy.

I'm not taking that thing on the subway. I don't wanna get rolled.

I'm not, but I got that thing... I got stuff.

I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind.

I'm sneaking through an office.

I'm sorry, I don't smoke.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, not coffee. Some green tea, soy, organic hemp bullshit.

I'm sorry, were you waiting for me to jump in?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't...

I'm sorry. That sucks.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

I'm standing right by the guy in the tie.

I'm starting to get a mental image.

I'm starving. You got any gin?

I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.

I'm sure that was the line in the movie you saw.

I'm thinking Helvetica but I could be persuaded to Courier New.

I'm trying not to.

I'm trying not to.

I'm wearing the only clothes outside the theater,

I'm wearing the only clothes outside the theater,

I'm whispering in the ear of a dead man.

I'm your boss. Give me your pants.

I've also never transferred heroin in my rectum,

I've been trying to take that little monkey to pound town for years.

I've just been waiting for someone to come up to me in the park

I've seen Seinfeld.

I've seen your work. It's amazing.

If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman can fall in love,

If I did leave,

If you keep talking to me like that, I'm not gonna come back.

If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off

If you were his girlfriend, he never would've brought you here.

In LA, if it's 90 degrees, it feels like 90 degrees. But...

Is it your special time? They have an app for that. No, wait.

Is that life is goddamn short and you can't waste a minute of it.

Is that the Hudson River?

Is this about what happened the other night?

Is this why you were late?

Is to buy the produce, which you already got.

Is to manipulate him?

Isn't that why we started this whole arrangement in the first place?

It doesn't matter how people look at him.

It is not you at all.

It just, I don't know, feels a little collegey.

It was dumb, man. Something I saw in a management book.

It was electric.

It was fucking Your Body ls a Wonderland!

It was my grandfather's.

It was nice to have met you...

It was super awesome back then.

It was Times Roman.

It was your dad. Greatest man I ever met.

It wasn't that good. How was your day?

It'd be really hard.

It's 90 degrees, it's like 100,000 degrees.

It's a huge opportunity Dylan.

It's a lightning bolt! With extra powers!

It's a physical act. Like playing tennis.

It's been done. Dunkin My Tits Hynes.com.

It's Closing Time, by the band Semisonic!

It's cool, we only hooked up, like, twice.

It's good to see you, buddy.

It's hardwood floors, if you know what I mean.

It's in the kitchen.

It's just a front to protect yourself from your own vulnerability.

It's just a game. You shake hands, get on with your shit.

It's just surprising.

It's just surprising. I always thought you were a true love kind of girl.

It's Lieutenant Kali, the street artist we talked about.

It's like my New York version of a mountaintop.

It's like the '70s in here.

It's like two lanes of traffic merging into one. It takes time.

It's New York!

It's New York. Now hustle. Come on.

It's nice to feel like you're a part of something.

It's no big deal. But you will.

It's not adding up to a hundred any more.

It's not armor. Air still gets in.

It's not going to.

It's not that big of a deal.

It's not Third Eye Blind. Can you believe that?

It's not. It's me. I don't like you any more.

It's not. T Mobile, two years.

It's okay, it'll be up on YouTube.

It's okay, you don't get it.

It's probably Nicholas Sparks.

It's so good to have you here.

It's so that you know how to feel every single second.

It's too easy, too predictable. Go with Shaun.

It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

It's your offer.

Jamie, baby, I missed you.

Jamie, no, no, no, no, no, wait. They take this shit seriously, okay?

Jamie, this is my nephew, Sam the Magnificent.

Jamie, this is my sister, Annie.

Jamie, you want to get this guy out of my face

Jamie!

Jamie!

Jamie.

Jamie. Dylan's friend.

Jamie's different.

Jesus. She's just a girl that I met in the Navy.

Job? Absolutely.

John fucking Mayer!

John Mayer.

Julia Roberts is about to put on her really tall boots.

Just do me a favor? Act like you do so that I look good.

Just hold on a second.

Just how great you are.

Just keep going!

Just me?

Just mother daughter. Like a Nora Ephron movie.

Just pure anthropological research.

Just say hello to her for me, will you?

Just sex.

Just so you know, the movie starts in 10 minutes.

Just trying to keep it realsies.

Just wrong.

Keep your hand still. I'll move the iPad.

Kiss me.

Kiss my neck.

Kudos, baby, kudos.

LA's so nice.

Lasorda was a good pitcher, but he was an even better manager.

Let me buy you a drink.

Let me just ask you a quick question.

Let's go to the bedroom.

Let's go.

Let's have sex like we're playing tennis.

Let's hit this after lunch. Okay, guys?

Let's you and me go away together. No men, no bullshit.

Like George Clooney.

Like this.

Like you can't breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs.

Like you had just had sex, if you know what I mean.

Like you like each other, like you love each other.

Listen to music?

Listen, I know this is probably a no because all you do is work like a dull boy,

Listen, I think we should stop this.

Listen, I'd love to take you out one night and troll for cock.

Listen, Jamie, I'm...

Listen, we'll get some coffee in you before the interview. You'll be fine.

Little faster.

Look around. I'm from LA, okay?

Look at all the cameras.

Look at me, I'm goofy but cute.

Look at what happened with my mom and my dad.

Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again.

Look, I know that I act all tough and I talk all tough, but really...

Look, the crew's laughing.

Look, to think that you and I could just have sex

Looks like it's about three of me. So six times three...

Looks like New York's all out of blueberries.

Love to get your concepts on the font.

Ma?

Ma. Come on, we gotta get on the road.

Madison, wait!

Madison, will you many me?

Madison!

Magnum P.l. couldn't solve the shit going on in her head.

Man, I don't care if you take it. I get paid regardless.

Maybe she'll listen. There's always a way.

Maybe you should care a little bit less about work

Me neither.

Me, too.

Mom misses you. And so does Grandpa.

Mom, I'm over by the Lexington exit. Where are you?

Mom, it's Prince Charming. You should just know.

Mom, Mom, you gotta point it at the screen. You gotta tell it where you are.

Mom, this who's your daddy game is getting really old.

Mom.

My chin is ticklish, I sneeze sometimes after I come,

My dad and my sister and her son live here now.

My first order of business, lighter doors.

My friend Dave from across the hall, his oven broke, so he'll be using the kitchen.

My God! Terrible visual.

My guidebook is very simple. You wanna lose weight?

My life is already pretty great.

My nipples are sensitive, I don't like dirty talk,

My Prince Charming?

My sister gave me some shit.

My sister.

New York can be a little bit lonely at times.

Nice doing business with you, Dylan Harper.

Nice meeting you.