The Big Bang Theory - Season 4 Edit

A All right.

A bathroom emergency is self explanatory.

A BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don't know.

A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend.

A central African power block is formed colonizing North Africa and Europe.

A combination of all your names. Very clever.

A coyote howls at the moon...

A cross we all must bear.

A customer service representative with an Indian accent...

A disappointing drink for a disappointing day.

A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls.

A dolphin might.

A feel good romp if there ever was one.

A few extra bucks would be nice.

A few.

A fine prank. Very amusing. Ha ha ha.

A friend gave me these new pills they're testing.

A fun and practical way of organizing your schoolwork.

A girls' night?

A is for artistic, his ability..."

A little outside my comfort zone.

A little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?

A little, but go on.

A little. They're very old fashioned.

A lock of Maggie's flaming auburn hair.

A lot of people think I'm fun to be around.

A magician never reveals his secrets.

A modified roommate agreement for a temporary house guest.

A piece combining the power of the knight, queen and serpent.

A Romulan battle bagel?

A windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.

A woman well past her prime seeking to augment her social status...

A woman, Mary, stands on a porch.

A word of advice, don't doze off. You will never hear the end of it.

A young woman alone in the big city.

About time, right?

Absolutely not. My colleagues and I map the neurological substrates...

Abundantly.

According to the document you drew up, the selection of a new takeout restaurant...

According to this, if you wanna move stolen goods...

According to what I see here, Thursday nights are Franconi's Pizza night.

Acting lessons.

Action.

Activate self destruct sequence. Code 1, 1A, 2B.

Actually, he can.

Actually, I do.

Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room and take a nap.

Actually, I was wondering...

Actually, I'm not. I'm using sarcasm to mock you.

Actually, I'm not. In order to avoid surprises...

Actually, I'm paraphrasing.

Actually, Indian Monopoly's just like regular.

Actually, it's the three of us.

Actually, you don't have insomnia. You're sleeping now.

Again, I've never given it much thought.

Again, right now...

Against my will.

Agree to disagree.

Agreed.

Agreed. Rate of gossip transmission is proportional...

Ah, cool.

Ah, I'm going too. I'll show you where it is.

Ah, it's okay.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, waltz.

Ah, yeah. Wow.

Ah, youth.

Ah!

Ah! Oh, my hands are magic.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Blame President James Jimmy Carter.

Ah. Nothing makes beer taste better...

Ah. Then you may find Zazzles a little cloying.

Ah. There's my band of brainiacs. Where's Dr. Cooper?

Ah... d d d d...

Aha. The tear stained air mattress in the back of the van.

Ahem, excuse me, I have to go to the little girls' room...

Ahem, I can figure this out. Let's see.

Ahem. Fine. What would you rather do as a scene study?

Ahem. Okay.

Ahem. So are you seeing anyone?

Ahem. Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.

Alfred knows that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl.

Algorithm. You see, Penny, Alan Turing defines an algorithm...

All about planets this month.

All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is "sirron kcuhc."

All I wanna do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother...

All magic tricks are merely a combination...

All my friends.

All my friends. All my friends.

All right, all right.

All right, come on. Put emotion to it.

All right, Dr. Kooth... Whatever it is. You're up.

All right, everyone pay attention.

All right, fellas, who's in the mood for Fancy Feast?

All right, get this.

All right, guys, you have to go back. I can't afford you.

All right, hang on.

All right, here we are.

All right, here we go. Two lemonades...

All right, I see what's going on.

All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.

All right, I will.

All right, I'll bow to social pressure. Hey.

All right, I'll go change. Come on in.

All right, I've taken the liberty of drafting these workflow charts...

All right, if no one's going to guess, I was spying the aluminum rims...

All right, if you're not going to remove it, I'll remove it for you.

All right, just try it my way. Pretend you're sad to see him go.

All right, let me put it this way.

All right, let's get this thing over with.

All right, let's just say we've warmed up.

All right, let's start over.

All right, see you later.

All right, technically it's a game.

All right, that concludes the getting to know you portion of the evening.

All right, then, we'll begin with opening remarks.

All right, time to open Bachelor Number 2.

All right, try thinking about this.

All right, uh, forget pulling.

All right, we have seven people and two cars.

All right, we're just gonna have to make the best of this.

All right, well, anyway, uh...

All right, well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.

All right, you may talk in the bedroom, but I want this door to remain open.

All right, you've made your point.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Ahem.

All right. Based on a cursory reading, it doesn't look like...

All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness.

All right. Have you considered improving your socialization skills...

All right. I like a good brainteaser. I'll give it a whirl.

All right. I think I have enough to go on.

All right. I'll have to go shopping.

All right. I'm not going to argue with you.

All right. I'm ready for my next question.

All right. Let's begin. Show of hands.

All right. Pass the soy sauce. Coming up.

All right. To what temperature must you heat beef...

All right. Uh, apology accepted.

All right. Well, how long have you known Mr. Wolowitz?

All right. You're an actress.

All set for my weekend number twos.

All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter!

All together? "I'm a total butt wad."

All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman...

All you have to do is say you're sorry to Leonard...

All you're missing is smeared mascara...

Almost there.

Alpha Centauri A, Toli...

Also, I'm carrying Sheldon's baby. Mum's the word.

Also, you're tasked with bringing home all takeout dinners.

Although "road trip god" does have a certain ring to it.

Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

Although that number would be

Although yours was an eye opener.

Although, it is microbiology.

Although, oddly, no one tweeted.

Although, on one occasion...

Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it.

Amen to that.

Amusing. A play on the two meanings of cobbler.

Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree, K l S S S S l N G.

Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes.

Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

Amy Farrah Fowler.

Amy Farrah Fowler.

Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly, just obnoxious.

Amy pointed out that between the two of us,

Amy, after consideration, I believe we may have acted rashly.

Amy, don't you agree we should leave now and get in line?

Amy, I find myself wondering...

Amy, I've never been touched like this before.

Amy, it's Penny's turn.

Amy, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Amy, what is he saying?

Amy, you must've been in the bathroom with other women before.

Amy?

Amy's at the dry cleaners,

Amy's right, he is tedious.

Amy's right. I do wanna fling my poop at her.

Amy's right. I do wanna fling my poop at her.

An accident.

An entire dinner to talk about your research?

An orangutan?

And a living will and durable power of attorney.

And a second non tantalizing piece to use as a control.

And a surrogate uterus to gift humanity with our progeny.

And a third person. It's three person chess.

And Absolon hath kist hir nether ye, and Nicholas is scalded in the toute.

And after chatting a bit...

And also, it's really scary.

And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.

And are you?

And based on living next to you for three years,

And be a social pariah? You know that's not my style.

And believe me, I'm experiencing a very majeure force.

And besides, I could never bring a white boy home to my parents.

And called themselves the New Delhi Power Rangers.

And considering her status, that could open doors for him.

And even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!

And finally,

And for Rajesh Koothrappali...

And for the record, Legoland is more interactive.

And for years, everyone in my family was convinced...

And FYI, travel makes me constipated, so I'm the ideal hotel roommate.

And go.

And he comes out at...

And he says he's not gonna stop.

And here is my Justice League membership card.

And here is the clincher.

And here's where we are, the runts in a large litter...

And here's your $20.

And here's your $20.

And I can't believe you've never read Eat, Pray, Love.

And I don't like glycol ether."

And I got your back, Jack.

And I guess what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower.

And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

And I have nothing to contribute to this conversation...

And I may have hit on her a little bit.

And I may have thrown up rum cake on her shoes.

And I sympathize.

And I thought he didn't learn anything from his relationship with you.

And I'd thank you to do the same.

And I'll be right by your side.

And I'm pretty sure I know the answer

And I'm seriously considering taking it to the next level.

And I'm sorry about your phone and Thanksgiving.

And I'm sorry about your phone and Thanksgiving.

And I'm sorry...

And I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is.

And I've seen her naked. Heh, heh.

And if anyone were to actually call that number, they will hear this:

And if you were as smart as you think you are,

And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?

And is that open for discussion?

And is this my card?

And it only took 28 minutes.

And it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.

And it's an open bar, so I'll probably be giving it away.

And it's been killing me that it just sits in my closet gathering dust.

And it's been weeks since I took that accidental sip of Red Bull.

And Leonard didn't wanna work with you, imagine that.

And me.

And me.

And most recently, the possibility

And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.

And not in the sink, we each have special buckets.

And now he hires himself out to impose his own brand of rough justice?

And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration.

And now it's yours.

And now the kung pao chicken.

And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

And postulate an initial dating age of 15...

And pulled and pulled.

And she's made a very amusing pun.

And so, instead of bowing to pressure and going to that pointless soiree...

And someday, when you have varicose veins...

And that is?

And that opens her up to justifiable ridicule for wearing them.

And that, girls, is how you make a phony phone call.

And that's how you tell a knock knock joke.

And the answer was elephant.

And the answer was Zack, correct?

And the award for Best Group Costume goes to...

And the best part is, if I were Rat Man...

And the Flash shirt is what? Because you're gonna run fast?

And the memory of Gene Roddenberry.

And the pee stick in your bathroom is to check for diabetes.

And then after it's mostly embarrassment, self loathing and regret.

And then instead of living alone in my tiny apartment, I'd have a big mansion.

And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses...

And then you can go shopping.

And there's your answer.

And therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.

And they were okay with that?

And this is a schematic for a bird trapping device...

And this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.

And this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.

And to be honest,

And to her, I'm a forbidden piece of white chocolate.

And to think...

And tries to kill Sarah Connor.

And Tyra Banks says the most important item...

And was your card the jack of diamonds?

And we'll use mellifluous tomorrow.

And we're 10 miles above Earth in a starship.

And what a civilization is the Greeks'.

And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?

And while we're at it, you don't have to wash our clothes on the 4th of July.

And why is it called a toast?

And with that mental picture, I think we're done for the evening.

And with that, I will re zip my lip.

And worst of all, Nemesis.

And yes, that time I meant it to be dirty.

And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen...

And yet I'm doomed while you live on.

And you are beautiful.

And you don't think I can achieve

And you don't want that, do you?

And you have none.

And you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?

And you haven't fallen hopelessly in love with me?

And you know what happened after she died? They ate her.

And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance.

And you never thought to go with,

And you want me to kill her? Done.

And you're just gonna spill the beans in front of an outsider?

And your card was the five of spades. Ta da!

And your little friends!

And your poll numbers just keep dropping.

And, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.

And, uh, "How are they hanging?"

And, uh, "How are they hanging?"

And?

Another happy accident.

Any follow up, Amy?

Anybody do "Walking on Sunshine" yet?

Anybody know anything about combustion engines?

Anybody up for a little game?

Anything else? Where would you like to start?

Anyway, after snowboarding, I go to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi.

Apparently, a semi incestuous Teens for Jesus

Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister...

Apparently, if you're Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back.

Apparently, you can't hack into a government supercomputer...

Appendicitis. What a nervous Nelly.

Approximately 171 different men as "a few."

Aquaman sucks.

Archie's married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other.

Architect. Where would you have met an astronaut?

Are there beans in it?

Are we starting now...

Are we talking about women wanting penises?

Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies?

Are we there yet?

Are you a homosexual?

Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left...

Are you concerned your parents might not approve of Leonard?

Are you depressed because you're alone and no one loves you?

Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea and shame?

Are you familiar with Darwin's observation...

Are you familiar with the study of Tanzanian chimpanzees...

Are you gonna let me tell the story or not?

Are you high?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding?

Are you listening to this guy?

Are you monitoring your circadian rhythms...

Are you saying that Amy is...

Are you suggesting I play dirty?

Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?

Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski...

Are you sure this is right?

Are you sure this is what you want to do?

Are you sure you have enough comics?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.

Are you trying to scare me?

Are you usually radioactive when found in nature?

Aren't you even a little curious?

Aren't you gonna introduce us to your little friend?

Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin?

Arguably much more suitable than you.

Arrow.

As a microbiologist, I can tell you even the tiniest organisms...

As a neurobiologist, I was curious.

As am I.

As for the shower capacity issue, I cite addendum J.

As good an explanation as any.

As I've explained repeatedly to Dr. Koothrappali...

As if one of the plants...

As long as we're apologizing, Sheldon, I'm sorry I used your toothbrush.

As long as we're talking...

As my mother would say, the Asians are an inscrutable folk.

As per your suggestion, we're hanging out.

As that's the primary ingredient of baby powder...

As the newest member of your social group...

As they were incorrectly sliced...

As you wish.

As your door knocking soliloquy?

As your friend, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Ask me to pass the soy sauce.

At a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown

At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.

At best, it's a modest leap forward

At Johnson Elementary School...

At least go with me so you can open the door and flush the urinal.

At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

At the Christmas party, they were doing Jell O shots out of Petri dishes...

At the hands of your roommate?

At this party, we're gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl.

At this point in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover...

At what point do we start calling them lobsters?

At which, if certain tweets and blogs are to be believed, I "suck the big one."

Authorized personnel only.

Aw, he has the same look my nephew gets...

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Ba rum bum.

Babe?

Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast and defecates Clerk Maxwell.

Baby, you're not that kind

Bad news. The Nigerian prince may be a fraud.

Bam, right in the nose.

Based on the fact that our potential market...

Based on the number of awkward encounters I've had

Basically, a hundred different ways to rip a guy's nuts off.

Bazinga!

Be a lamb and open it for me.

Be part of that proud tradition.

Be patient. We'll get there.

Be ruthless. Tell him if he doesn't start talking, we'll register a complaint...

Be sure to pack clean underwear.

Be sure to pack clean underwear.

Because I called shotgun, remember?

Because I was sweating through my T shirt.

Because I'd like to weigh in.

Because I'm gonna miss you, Shellybean...

Because I'm good with that.

Because I'm the petty functionary with a clipboard, bitch.

Because the print they're showing...

Because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute.

Because we are neighbors.

Because we don't throw parties.

Because we're going 120 miles per hour.

Because you feel guilty?

Because you might've been watching Nickelodeon.

Because you're impossible to work with.

Because you're not here.

Because you're succeeding.

Because you're welcome to.

Because, uh, Batman has the secret.

Because, you see, there's only one electron...

Because, you see, there's only one electron...

Because...

Bedtime, please show yourself out.

Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?

Beekeeper to king 12.

Been up all night. I had a fight with Bernadette.

Before you begin, let me say again how deeply sorry I am...

Before you race off to the fertility clinic,

Behind every man is a nagging woman who won't let him have any fun, right?

Believe me, it's there. We all have it.

Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee.

Bernadette and I are getting married.

Bernadette and my mother are having a get to know you lunch at the deli.

Bernadette dared me to tell a dirty story.

Bernadette doesn't like that I take care of my mother...

Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.

Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.

Bernadette is with Priya and Leonard.

Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you.

Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...

Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Bernadette walked in on me...

Bernadette, before you change the subject...

Bernadette, I'm putting you on speakerphone.

Bernadette, that's great.

Bernadette?

Bernadette. She was so mad at me, she wouldn't listen to my side of the story.

Bernadette. What are you doing here?

Bernadette's urge to shun, scowl...

Bernie, it's not you.

Bernie, wait.

Bernie, you okay?

Bernie?

Besides food, did you get along?

Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me...

Besides, Penny and I are having a girls' night tonight.

Besides, she's not sleeping here half the time anyw...

Best and brightest, my sweet patootie.

Better put it on the list.

Better than what you've got a buttload of.

Better, it has a gold crown.

Bifurcated uvula, Sheldon.

Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Big night?

Bippity boppity boo.

Bippity Boppity Booya

Bitches be crazy."

Blah, blah, blah. Vast and troubled galaxy, go.

Blood pudding is essentially the same. I don't know why he's serving both.

Blue, as in depressed.

Bob's Big Boy, Toluca Lake.

Bored.

Borrowed.

Boy, I don't know.

Boy, some people are such blabbermouths.

Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

Bravery test. First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.

Bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor...

Brawny?

Brilliant move.

Bring a ball or a Frisbee. You know, something he can chase.

Brought a Catholic girl home to your mother?

Buonasera, it means "good evening" in Italian.

Buonasera, Luigi's Pizza.

But according to Facebook, you just checked in at the Cheesecake Factory.

But all Donnie did was mix pig poop with water...

But all my cool stuff is here.

But as I remember it, the essentials are:

But ask yourself this:

But change is a part of life.

But come on, Raj. Your sister is a grown woman.

But come on, we're friends.

But don't worry, I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.

But for the moment, let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki.

But he should know that I am the kind of girl who could get...

But how were our seats?

But I fired you.

But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.

But I made it better.

But I might as well get it over with.

But I must say it's looking good.

But I realize now, you want the mindless nattering...

But I really need to talk to smart Amy now.

But I still have "ard Joel Wolowitz" left to go.

But I still have "ard Joel Wolowitz" left to go.

But I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

But I'm gonna blow that off to spend the evening with my sweetie and her father...

But I'm telling you, this is adness. This is utter and coplete adness.

But I'm watching you.

But if she orders something low fat, I'll totally give her the full fat version.

But if successful, I will map and reproduce your thought processes...

But in the interest of full disclosure, I was once on a bus...

But in this case, yes.

But it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated.

But it's frozen.

But it's nice when things work out.

But it's really long.

But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.

But it's Thursday. Thursday's pizza night.

But keep in mind I'll be right out here monitoring the situation.

But Leonard's impressive too.

But more importantly, if Leonard had not abandoned his story...

But no, she is not my girlfriend.

But now you say you never want me to go anywhere near your fundraisers.

But numbers don't lie, Penny.

But seriously, even if I disregard the Uncle Carl factor...

But she has no prospects, no marketable skills.

But surely a future Nobel Prize winner can figure it out.

But that doesn't prove I know Batman.

But the bullies took it from us. Well, no more.

But the facts are, we have to shake a few hands...

But the light indicates...

But the only difference is we have more servants.

But the only reason I go there, the only reason I've ever gone there...

But then again, I'm a religious nut...

But there was a secret tunnel...

But they might ask me something else.

But they're not blond, so put on your wig.

But they're not blond, so put on your wig.

But wait, there's more.

But we must be cautious. Why?

But we need a cryogenic centrifugal pump.

But what if he does?

But what if I were to up the ante?

But while bathing, Archimedes realized...

But why exactly?

But you love that spot.

But you're from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.

But your insistence on talking about your own lives stymies me at every turn.

But, perhaps, from your lofty heights atop the corporate ladder...

Buzzinga.

By accepting the invitation...

By all means.

By any standard, Amy is more similar to me...

By going after its weakest member.

By that standard, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

By the way, thank you for the delicious cocoa.

By the way, there's only one correct answer.

By the way, when I say that, it's not offensive.

By this much.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Call the police in America.

Calm down, Sheldon.

Calm down. Everything's gonna be okay.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I bring girls here?

Can I help you?

Can I interest you in a topical steroid from my lotion and unguent collection?

Can I see the roommate agreement?

Can my 6'2" Navy SEAL husband come with us?

Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex cop?

Can you believe that?

Can you believe this guy?

Can you guarantee that it won't happen during the night?

Can you guess what the other is?

Can you please get back to the drunk girl?

Can you please just help me?!

Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat...

Can you tell me the specials this evening?

Can't a fellow ask his buddy to relocate, no questions asked?

Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses.

Can't wait for that to start.

Can't we make a one time exception for tonight?

Can't you get rid of him?

Can't you just let him play until bedtime?

Captain Kirk won.

Carbonated, as it was a special occasion.

Carbonated, as it was a special occasion.

Careful, it's a collectible.

Cats make wonderful companions.

Cats, Sheldon.

Cause of death for Uncle Carl was KBB?

Certainly more natural than what you're doing.

Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens...

Cheat, lie, I don't care.

Check it out. Hey, Ma!

Check it out. I just got contacts.

Check it, Howard pulls one out from under the bridge. Nice.

Check on Leonard.

Check out the hook While my DJ revolves it

Check out those saddle shoes.

Checkmate on Sheldon.

Cheers.

Chuck Norris wishes.

Clarify something for me.

Clearly she was sending you a message to take a hike, Mike.

Clearly you are.

Clearly, losing truth or dare upset her.

Clearly, the cards are marked.

Closer to the microphone.

Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Cobbler. I'm still laughing.

Cocoa, Leonard. Focus. I'm down in the dumps here.

Coffee maker?

Coitus. It means intercourse.

Cold and distant?

Colossal serpent.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Craigslist.

Come on, dude, I'm exhausted.

Come on, even you have to admit that's jibber jabber.

Come on, guys. Hurry up, hurry up.

Come on, help me out. Am I in trouble?

Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.

Come on, just give her a chance. Maybe she'll grow on you.

Come on, let me just talk to you.

Come on, let's check in so we can take that nap.

Come on, Sheldon, open the door.

Come on, Short Round.

Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.

Come on, who's with me?

Come on. That's what we do. We give each other a hard time.

Coming, coming.

Coming.

Coming.

Coming.

Coming.

Commence operation "Priya, Wouldn't Wanna Be You."

Complete with bulletproof bracelets and Lasso of Truth.

Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Confidence, not exuding.

Congratulations and welcome temporarily aboard.

Congratulations, pizza night will now be at your apartment. Order one.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Consequently, if Amy and I choose

Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario.

Cool, buddy. That's awesome.

Cool, huh?

Cool, I've got a lawyer.

Cool.

Cooper Hofstadter residence. Go for Cooper.

Copy that, Red Five.

Cornucopia, what a mellifluous word.

Correct. My turn.

Correct. Now to business.

Cortisol levels normal.

Costume came with a black wig. Where is it?

Could have beaten around the bush a little.

Could someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?

Could you come back to me?

Could you please play the game without commenting on every card?

Couldn't stick with it long enough to get your Ph. D?

Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?

Count as a date?

Count your blessings you're not a Tanzanian chimp.

Crafty old gal.

Cultural perceptions are subjective.

Curses.

Da da da liberty

Da da ta da.

Dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning.

Damn contacts.

Damn it, the shoes are right.

Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.

Damn.

Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.

Dandruff shampoo.

Dare.

Dear Lord.

Deep in the heart of Texas

Deep in the heart...

Designed for extravehicular repairs

Despite the file system limitations of Apple DOS 3.3...

Despite their tendency to build Death Stars...

Did he get super powers?

Did he mean as if she'd been out in the sun...

Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack...

Did I say something amusing?

Did I tell you our lab got a grant to study addiction?

Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard...

Did something happen today that's bothering you?

Did they know that's what they were doing when they were doing it?

Did they make a movie about it?

Did you at least get Sheldon's fake stuff back?

Did you get that?

Did you get the part?

Did you get to play with Raj's big telescope last night?

Did you have sexual intercourse with all of these men?

Did you have to woo me?

Did you hear? Isn't it terrible?

Did you know Priya took Leonard Rollerblading at the beach?

Did you know she's going to school to become a microbiologist?

Did you know that per our roommate agreement...

Did you know the Valentine's heart is not based on the shape of a heart...

Did you know women wear high heels to make the buttocks and breasts prominent?

Did you make it clear it's two different train cars turned into hot dog stands?

Did you pick one?

Did you pinkie swear?

Did you see The Motion Picture?

Did you take dance lessons?

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

Did your sister say anything when you got home last night?

Didn't you already do that?

Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?

Didn't you say you're making hydrogen sulfide gas?

Ding!

Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Disagree.

Discuss.