The Big Bang Theory - Season 7 Edit

A and the kind of pink complexion

A Are you impressed by that?

A bowl full of M&M's with a few Ambien tossed in.

A bully chased me through the school library

A children's party while I was in Texas?

A complex neurological...

A couple years after my dad left.

A crazy person with a long memory,

A cup of coffee sometime." Yes. "Where I can be

A dark night, indeed.

A definitive theory of comedy is absurd.

A different waitress?

A dozen vials of raccoon virus to the fridge, make two trips.

A family possesses a dog that is so large

A famous actress...

A few minutes it is.

A few months.

A fitting swan song to your career as a waitress

A fun and imaginative clue

A gazelle blessed with a flair for storytelling.

A giant pain in the ass like you always are,

A girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend.

A girl you never slept with sent you an e mail

A goatee is just hair on the chin.

A golden coin.

A horrible car accident over the weekend

A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas that long,

A know it all boy genius with an eidetic memory.

A little early for alcohol, isn't it?

A little in college.

A little loud, dude.

A little more personal.

A little present from my trip, huh?

A little trouble communicating.

A little, yeah.

A lot of people really hated the character,

A lot of people showed up,

A member of the Legion of Superheroes,

A method for synthesizing a new stable super heavy element?

A mocha?

A mop.

A new super heavy element only to have it disproved

A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine.

A nice dinner, you know, as a newly engaged couple.

A pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg!

A pretty serious relationship with his mom.

A psychic? He considers them not just mumbo jumbo,

A quarter.

A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier

A scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T.

A second trip to space I'll miss you.

A sense of humor.

A six part documentary on Monty Python.

A small town in East Texas, where a young genius named...

A straight up gore fest'? You hate this stuff.

A strawberry Pop Tart.

A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.

A tiny change in the initial conditions

A tradition of hunts

A very easy table, too.

A view out the window.

A while back,

A world I don't want to live in!

A... a burger?

A... Cinnabon, you know?

Aah!

About a killer gorilla.

About a king

About being a gullible weenie?

About each of you,

About going back up to the space station,

About him getting sick of you.

About how his dad isn't alive anymore,

About how I acted the other night

About how miserable you are making this movie.

About Mexican food for dinner tonight?

About my life choices.

About my movie, and we're gonna support each other

About preserving the myth of her virginity before the wedding.

About the kind of relationship we're actually in.

About what a terrible roommate Leonard is.

About what happened earlier between us.

About when I was a kid on Star Trek.

About your mom lately.

About your presentation today.

About yourselves in the future

Absolutely.

According to Father Solakian,

According to Wikipedia, Sherlock Holmes came first.

Actually Amy recognized you.

Actually been alone together.

Actually sounds like he's doing pretty well.

Actually,

Actually, how do you feel about watching House of 1000 Corpses?

Actually, I can't. Before Leonard left,

Actually, I didn't invite you.

Actually, I get what he's saying.

Actually, I have to tell you something.

Actually, I'd kind of like to try that. Me, too.

Actually, I'm at The Cheesecake Factory.

Actually, I'm busy. Doing what?

Actually, I'm glad you're here.

Actually, it can be,

Actually, it's for both of us.

Actually, it's for both of us.

Actually, much better.

Actually, they were only digging in the wrong place

Actually, this is about where she and I are going to live.

Actually, you know what? Can we do one more?

Actually, you're all just gonna be yourselves.

Additional data. You dog!

Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar is open for business.

Advantage left side competitor.

After 360, comes Xbox One.

After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal,

After his physical demise,

After I make them go back and watch one through five first.

After my forehead melanoma scare,

After she put you to bed, she went home.

After the first time I slept with you.

After the way you treated me in the cafeteria?

After two days of taking care of her,

Again, no offense.

Against the dining room table?

Ah da da da da!

Ah, it's all right.

Ah, it's ten.

Ah, no problem.

Ah, normally I refrain from alcohol,

Ah, Sheldon, this is the perfect end

Ah, Sweden

Ah, very good.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah..

Ah...

Aha!

Aha!

Ain't she great?

Aka Betsy, fear response study.

All 11 pages of it.

All because some dumb girl thought it was beneath her.

All bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass.

All I know is you can only fit one of her in a car

All I need to do

All I'm saying is there's a time to just listen.

All I'm saying is you might not want

All my friends love this story.

All of them.

All relationships are difficult,

All right,

All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night.

All right, baby, here's the deal.

All right, bye.

All right, come on.

All right, don't worry. I talked to Leonard.

All right, Dr. Koothrappali, it's been nice talking to you,

All right, give me a hint.

All right, Gollum, we're good.

All right, hang on.

All right, here we go, and...

All right, here's the deal.

All right, hurry up and close the door

All right, I can't believe I'm gonna say this,

All right, I hear whispering and giggling.

All right, I'll give you that one.

All right, I'll see you guys in 20 years.

All right, I'll try.

All right, if I'm doing this,

All right, let's get this over with.

All right, let's just get this stupid game over with.

All right, let's let's do couples.

All right, let's set up for the next scene.

All right, look... we'll come back to that.

All right, lover boy.

All right, mister, I think you owe

All right, Sheldon, just ask your question.

All right, Sheldon, you win.

All right, sweetie, you're paying for this table,

All right, sweetie.

All right, teams.

All right, tell Dad I love him.

All right, thanks a lot.

All right, why don't we begin?

All right! All right! I'll shake the brain bush one more time,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I officially reinstate Anything Can Happen Thursday.

All right. Would it be OK for me to see her?

All right. You seem pretty confident.

All the religious rules you've been espousing your whole life?

All the time.

All the trade route talk, and the boring senate hearings,

All this time I've been doing nothing

All those people blowing their noses.

All with erectile dysfunction,

All you did was misread some numbers on a table.

All you did was...

All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night

All you've done since you discovered

Allow me to comfort you.

Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who's wearing them.

Almost as silly as Dr. Baker having a telephone,

Almost there. You're doing great.

Almost.

Almost.

Also don't care.

Also, I had one heck of a bus nap.

Also, that's the same day that he shampoos his beard.

Also, who wants to throw me out that window?

Although he may have just been trying to drum up business

Although I'm pretty sure that

Although it did take her six years to finish high school,

Although so did, "Hey, Leonard, would you mind

Although terrifying when you wake up face to face with them.

Although you already agreed to it, so no take backs.

Although you may have earthly woes,

Although you said 7:00

Although, based on the floor of your bedroom,

Although, based on your story,

Although, if you wanted to talk to one of them,

Although, it might've been

Although, technically,

Although...

Although...

Although... Oh, crap.

Always happy to help out with fun things

Always have to mean things.

Always...

Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind

Am I a terrible person?

Am I being an idiot or not?

Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory,

Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory...?

Am I missing something,

Am I wasting my life on a theory that can never be proven?

Am in the throes of heartbreak.

Amy and Bernadette.

Amy Farrah Fowler.

Amy has a fondness for the comic strip Marmaduke.

Amy has made me a more affectionate,

Amy lips tasted like the brownie we had for dessert.

Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me,

Amy said you were having a rough time,

Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

Amy, get out. Right.

Amy, I could use some help.

Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000.

Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000.

Amy, it's Penny. Hey.

Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.

Amy, there were Chinese food containers...

Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries.

Amy, this isn't easy to say.

Amy, what about you?

Amy, what are the odds we run into this guy?

Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl.

Amy, you're on rolls, cranberries

Amy?

Amy?

Amy? Amy?

Amy? Please leave me out of this.

Amy.

Amy.

Amy.

Amy.

Amy's right here.

Amy's right.

An Alcoa FA 4 diesel locomotive

An e mail.

An impossible time getting my career off the ground,

An interesting question.

An interesting question.

An Internet?

An itch in my brain I can't scratch.

An only child raised by an over protective mom.

An optometrist, an allergist, a dermatologist, a urologist.

An outward appearance of acceptance.

An unscheduled video chat,

An Xbox One or a PS4.

And a bit of a drinking problem.

And a little surprised that you'd rather sit at home

And a promise I won't call your boss

And a roll of duct tape?

And according to Cosmopolitan magazine,

And all the other jobs where you get to do that are illegal.

And also not true.

And Amy, you told me you were sick,

And an acetylene torch to melt it down.

And and your dad's been gone a long time.

And apologize, how do you feel

And as someone who's been there with you...

And as your wife, your mother is every bit

And ask her to be his bride.

And astronaut ice cream.

And at least for now, you don't have to go back to waitressing.

And Back to the Future III was get this

And back to the zone.

And be happy for me and keep any concerns you have to yourself?

And bed wetting and...

And besides, I do romantic things for you all the time.

And Bill Nye the Science Guy...

And Bon Jovi have in common?

And boom! Four ten four. If you think about it,

And bounced right off his head. I mean...

And by the way, why do you need a note telling you

And carry me around the cafeteria, please refrain.

And clearly nothing bad has happened.

And close it down so Sheldon would pay attention to me.

And create a bridge with their wings

And cured Restless Eye Syndrome.

And Darth Vader told Luke he was his father...

And didn't know how big he was gonna be.

And divide yourselves into teams of two.

And do it old school.

And do nothing than take it.

And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon?

And don't tell my hips, but I'm warming up a brie in the oven.

And dug in the right place.

And earn some money at the same time.

And enjoy a beloved childhood memory.

And even though

And every year I criticize it.

And fat.

And for possibly making penguins seem like jerks,

And for the entrée, tonight's special is a seafood risotto.

And for the last time, you're not fat.

And frankly...

And from a stranger, no less.

And full of life and not like a body

And furthermore, the Xbox One

And FYI, the guy who says, "This is CNN."

And gave him that whistle.

And get nothing in return.

And get nothing out of it.

And get your money back.

And give away free rectal exams.

And give her something to absorb the toxins.

And go on Letterman and talk about how she got her big break

And go where?

And got my brother a day pass out of rehab and...

And hang out with your boyfriend Bert, it's totally okay.

And have an actual human conversation?

And have dinner like we always do.

And he called me C 3P wee Herman.

And he hypothesized that a tiger may have

And he inspired a lot of people.

And he knew that,

And he was able to take a sabbatical from...

And he'd still buy her flowers

And he's a little broken and he needs me.

And he's a much nicer person than you are,

And he's at home, a blubbering mess.

And he's been asking me out for months.

And he's going to collaborate on it,

And he's gonna jump off a bridge and kill himself...

And he's nicer than you think!

And he's terrible at it.

And he's willing to sign the court papers.

And her face!

And her famously ravenous nether regions.

And her name is Penny!

And here's another interesting weather fact.

And hippos are obese,

And hit me over the head with the biggest book he could find.

And hold three...

And hold.

And how do you propose to do that'?

And how sad my childhood was.

And how you threw up in zero gravity,

And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously,

And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep,

And I bought a Zune.

And I can never find out why.

And I currently occupy the moral high ground.

And I didn't get upset at all.

And I didn't hear the rest 'cause she took her bra off.

And I didn't know how else to make it happen.

And I didn't know who was gonna get Penny.

And I disproved it.

And I don't appreciate it.

And I don't care what that obnoxious parrot back there says. I crushed it.

And I don't want to be a third rail.

And I don't want to blow the surprise. We'll be there.

And I don't want to miss anything.

And I end up running around with giant gorilla hands and feet.

And I expect you to be on your best behavior.

And I finally found something to show you

And I finally get my big break, and it goes away!

And I flirt with Mark Harmon.

And I followed its wise suggestions,

And I go under the water and Marlon goes under the water,

And I got a Lion King residual check

And I got itchy and swollen

And I got offered a role in this crappy horror movie,

And I had a rescue dog

And I have my own Web series about board games.

And I hope there's no hard feelings.

And I hope we can hang out again sometime.

And I I just blew it.

And I just

And I just don't know if I should take it.

And I just thought to myself, "Sheldon,

And I know we rented it

And I know what it's like to be in one

And I laughed.

And I love him for it.

And I need a welcome home gift for him.

And I never have anything to say to that guy.

And I paid for it.

And I promise, next time I get married,

And I promised myself

And I really do believe you could be one of them.

And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick.

And I remember that rotten thing

And I saw the first edition and I bought it.

And I show you my tattoos?

And I still would've been working this beefcake factory.

And I still would've been working this beefcake factory.

And I support you.

And I swear to Vishnu I'm not gonna blow it.

And I think I've got it. Consider:

And I think it's high time we put all our cards on the table.

And I thought maybe we could talk.

And I thought me having sex with Emily was gonna be the big news.

And I thought that your client, Robert Downey Jr., would be

And I told you I get diaper rash!

And I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you.

And I wanted to make you feel better,

And I wanted to smash my way out of that house.

And I was going

And I was hoping you guys could be a part of it.

And I was kind of a jerk to her about it.

And I was looking at this girl's profile.

And I was trying to start my own convention,

And I was with the other one? Then, what, do I lie?

And I went back on the dating Web site

And I'd just like to point out that

And I'd sooner die than eat beans out of a can.

And I'll prove it to you?

And I'll show you around the space center.

And I'm a little freaked out by street gangs.

And I'm afraid

And I'm an enabler who once deep fried a pancake.

And I'm glad I have the opportunity

And I'm glad you and I are friends again, too.

And I'm glad you like it it's from J. Crew.

And I'm going to tell you this

And I'm gonna hit the head.

And I'm gonna miss you, too.

And I'm happy to report its kickstarter campaign

And I'm in a laundry room, so...

And I'm not buying it. Try again.

And I'm not comfortable with confrontation.

And I'm proud of you.

And I'm seeing her Saturday...

And I'm starting to get worried.

And I'm still doing it.

And I'm stuck with the liability?

And I'm sure your parents are proud.

And I'm the hottest one.

And I've arrived at the rock solid certainty

And I've never hung out with someone who broke up with me.

And if all goes according to plan, a robot army.

And if anything happens to her, your worst nightmare!

And if it makes you feel

And if it turns out you don't...

And if it's a clear night,

And if she is good enough for him,

And if someone wants to move into my old room,

And if you still have that comic,

And if you're not in the mood for coffee,

And in a different way than it was 20 minutes ago.

And in chemistry, no less.

And in movies and win awards.

And in my book, that is not depressing.

And in the popular board game "Hungry Hungry Hippos,"

And in the spirit of our new arrangement,

And in this room the thing you'll see."

And is so desperate

And is so desperate

And is wearing it as a mask while he makes outwith her.

And it floated back in your mouth.

And it is said they were deeply in love

And it made me wonder what it says about someone who enjoys it.

And it seems like a dangerous precedent

And it seems like Leonard

And it was a huge success.

And it was gonna lead to bigger things.

And it was kind of boring.

And it was literally

And it wasn't easy.

And it wasn't the only one in there.

And it's a part that I'm happy is there.

And it's beautiful.

And it's done.

And it's it's 7:00, but that's fine.

And it's making me feel sad...

And it's not May the third...

And it's on you.

And it's one of the questions.

And it's starting to feel like a discotheque.

And it's too much of a scene

And it's when you're ten.

And it's your apartment, too. I know, but...

And its quest for the compactification

And Jeff Bridges is on Marlon Brando's shoulders,

And judging by her lack of Adam's apple,

And just be glad we're here together?

And just burn through your savings,

And just send it in anyone can do it.

And Kansas City.

And kick Mark Harmon's ass.

And koalas and otters don't even live near each other!

And let him bring a table into your apartment.

And let it out.

And let them listen to the music of their homeland.

And like having food eaten out of your mouth,

And lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.

And make them look us in the eye.

And making little balls out of feces.

And making sure Bernadette stays away from the marshmallows.

And may have left an unfortunate voice mail for Stephen Hawking.

And maybe just style it a little.

And men have always thrown themselves at you.

And my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.

And my girlfriend loves me so much she wants to live with me.

And my only conclusion

And no one ever wants to do anything with me.

And no one told me?

And no woos!

And nobody came!

And not just on the cheek, but on the mouth.

And not letting him run my life?

And not the good Amazon with one day shipping.

And now can infect humans!

And now he isn't answering his phone. What happened?

And now I can't drive to auditions.

And now I have blood on my hands, or paws. I don't know.

And now I'm starting with episode 246?

And now PS4. And that makes sense.

And now we go to Reverse Warrior.

And now you can be one for your nephew.

And now you think you may have lost her love forever.

And now you're gone, too.

And now you're here ruining it for everyone.

And now you're you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars.

And now,

And obscure knowledge, science.

And of those few months,

And off!

And on.

And one really not on my shoulder.

And one... and two...

And out.

And patients with brain lesions on their...

And Pee wee Herman.

And Penny grew up around horses,

And people would be mean to me.

And pick up some even cooler tools for us to use.

And picture yourself in a peaceful environment.

And play trains with me?

And play.

And poorly disciplined, he causes nothing but problems.

And pretend to be dead all night?

And Princeton.

And prove to Sheldon

And realize it's never gonna turn out the way you want.

And reenacts battles from Lard of the Rings.

And relieve my babysitter.

And remember, we do not have permission to be in the pool

And reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think

And return the DVD.

And said, "Wouldn't it be easier

And San Diego is right across the border

And scrap them for parts!

And second...

And see if there are any clues inside a beer.

And see if we can score us some free omelets.

And see the look on Sheldon's stupid face

And see what happens.

And send him the DVD.

And sew them over his eyes

And she told me she always thought people from India

And she wants a nice family picture

And she was trying to be a mommy again.

And she's a little crazy,

And she's basically

And Sheldon was right he did get charged with petty theft.

And shockingly expensive of all the flowers.

And sign up for a new acting class and...

And sloshes all over her patio,

And smart. Phi Beta Kappa.

And so on and so on.

And some of them hated me because of it.

And some of those puzzles were really hard

And some people in the science community are calling it

And start dating a brown bear?

And start swatting at planes.

And still finding the treasure.

And still friends.

And still not even close to the most disgusting person in there.

And stop wasting time.

And string theory sound like a relationship,

And suddenly we're all running to IKEA.

And suddenly we're at each other's throats.

And take her to the toilet?

And take him right here on this table?

And talk about this.

And tell him you reek of marijuana.

And thank you I'd kill for that woman's bone structure.

And Thanksgiving's a time to be with family.

And that every panelist gets a free slice of pie?

And that everybody has to do things they don't want to do.

And that I'll never forgive her?

And that is the most common element

And that man's booty is.

And that might be causing you to have bad dreams,

And that number was two.

And that ring

And that sounds scary, but...

And that stops now.

And that you are beautiful?

And that's a beautiful thing.

And that's great.

And that's groundbreaking.

And that's not even the best part.

And that's where

And that's why you're not on a list for my tree fort.

And the ability to destroy a planet at the push of a button.

And the brutal dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother.

And the conductor played his banjo for me.

And the dogs freak out and run like hell, and

And the dogs freak out and run like hell, and

And the Dolphins emerged victorious.

And the healing begins.

And the hot plate caught on fire.

And the makeup was green.

And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone

And the only T shirts they have left are small and XXXXL.

And the only time I use the phrase "my bitch,"

And the Oprah Network.

And the other day I saw an old man slip and fall down,

And the other half licking my face

And the results were extremely promising.

And the rose you left on my windshield...

And the sandwich is missing, and...

And the water raises about two feet

And then after coffee, we went for a walk

And then finish with VI.

And then he did.

And then I don't get the job,

And then I get arrested and deported to South America?

And then I spend it on liquor and broads.

And then just wait for someone with my complexion to die

And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist,

And then maybe

And then some.

And then the cow on its side.

And then the word "He,"

And then they break up with you

And then to cap off the perfect day,

And then wait in the car for three days.

And then you all hang out at night playing games,

And then you came along and reshaped him,

And then you want them more than ever.

And then you're supposed to hang out

And there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo.

And there was a note inside that said, "Go get 'em""

And there's a lot of stuff going on,

And there's a post from a guy

And there's nothing I can do about it.

And there's pictures.

And there's the clown that came out of her.

And there's the vulgar adage

And they don't need me there to make it awkward.

And they say firefighters are the real heroes.

And they want me to go back up and fix it.

And they were passing around

And they were toasting, and I tried

And this "marriage" will be over.

And this change was good.

And this ESRAM buffer should totally bridge

And this girl introduced herself,

And this is also not the right time.

And this is Dr. Gunderson from Stockholm.

And this is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat.

And this one's gone all cattywampus.

And three gross coconut ones with a bite taken out.

And throw around the old pigskin?

And to do that,

And to the sick and dying who make it possible.

And to think I idolized that man.

And tomorrow I'll I'll take you to Legoland.

And took out a book on biology to see what whores did.

And turn the bedroom floor

And turned into a prince.

And use the hydraulic press at work

And very real flower in my lapel.

And wait for this nightmare to be over.

And want to give her the life she deserves.

And wants to know if I'd take a look at it.

And wants to watch it with me tomorrow,

And was hoping I could replace it.

And waste his time kissing Penny

And watch the Blu ray extended version

And watch the game here?

And watch the game.

And watch the game.

And watching a bunch of goofy space movies

And water was spilling out everywhere.

And we can just put this whole thing behind us.

And we can shoot it at Bill Nye's house.

And we can totally solve crimes together!

And we don't even have to have lunch together.

And we have fun together...

And we hurtle through the very fabric of time.

And we kind of hit it off.

And we kind of just wanted one night where we didn't have to hear

And we never agreed to be exclusive to each other.

And we're back to the first kind of sad.

And we're having fun.

And wears balloon boobies.

And weep at the glory of my genius.

And welcome to 20 years in the future.

And went to Bed, Bath & Beyond.

And were functionally mute for eight years?

And what I was signing

And what? No.

And while we're at it,

And who are you?

And who better to give it to you

And who knows what it might lead to?

And why would no one blame me?

And why?

And wishing for it to be over.

And with cheap chocolate, no less?

And with Leonard out of the picture,

And work our way up to pretty girls.

And wouldn't that be unusual?