The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Edit

A break cannot be caught.

A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that...

A chicken that was owned by Mrs. Riley.

A common spare.

A Corolla.

A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.

A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.

A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one...

A Godzilla like monster is approaching the city.

A great plan.

A grown man worrying about such nonsense.

A hell hound.

A homunculus?

A hydrogen atom, H, plus pigs minus P, "higs."

A ******* standup comedian, that would be new.

A little unconventional, but I think you'll like it. It's zingy.

A lot of what he says is intended as humor.

A menial job.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

A pact is a pact. You have to get Penny to fix me up.

A PowerPoint presentation by Sheldon Cooper, PhD."

A precise relationship that is not present with ordinary field crickets.

A puppy once bit my face.

A real big dog.

A reasonable question.

A requirement for string theory, or M theory, If you will...

A salute to zoot.

A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.

A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturated potassium iodide.

A sucky, sucky friend.

A toll booth attendant, an Apple store genius...

A turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.

A word of warning:

A, a bat, B, a bat, C, a bat...

A, are you kidding me?

A, I rarely kid.

A.k.a. you.

Aah! Okay, that's it. No needle. No pain. No tattoo.

Absolutely.

According to him, you're over sensitive and have a temper.

According to my Driver's Ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted...

According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk...

According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...

Ack.

Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells...

Actually, he might have to.

Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.

Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing.

Actually, I shouldn't say that. I'm entirely certain.

Actually, I think a lot of them are *******.

Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.

Actually, I've only had the cheesecake.

Actually, it turns out I can.

Actually, now I think I want it hot, brown and sweet.

Actually, that's not true, Leonard.

Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.

Afraid not. Do you recognize this?

After breakfast, I thought we could spend the day...

Again, I'm right here.

Again, I'm right here.

Agreed.

Agreed. Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.

Ah, so the yogurt didn't work.

Ah, we need to kill a couple hours until the next showing.

Ah.

Ah. Refreshing.

Ah. The extragalactic distance ladder.

Ah. The premature "I love you."

Ah. This is nice, having the place to ourselves, isn't it?

Aha! So I am working with you?

Ahem. Hang on.

Ahem. I'm sorry.

Ahh.

Ahh. Get him. Bring him back.

Ahh. Yes, she's pushy and, yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression.

Ahhh

Albert Einstein.

Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.

Alex, I'm gonna go with: "What is you're a dumb ass?"

All I know about Saks is my mother shops there.

All I know is it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.

All I'm saying is give me a heads up.

All right, ahem...

All right, but let me know if you're gonna stuff him with junk food.

All right, come on, Sheldon, let's go home. We're done fighting.

All right, drink this. It'll relax you.

All right, forget the Jet Skis.

All right, have a nice walk.

All right, he got you. You can get him back.

All right, how's this for revenge?

All right, I believe I have time for one more question.

All right, I guess I am tired.

All right, I'd kill a hobo if it would get me laid. Now, can we order?

All right, I'll play.

All right, I'll start with an easy one.

All right, I've had enough. Attention, everyone.

All right, if you'll excuse me...

All right, let me restate that. It's very heavy and I don't want to.

All right, let me show you some of the features of the room.

All right, let us begin.

All right, let's not overreact.

All right, let's see what's on the East Coast feed.

All right, maybe I overreacted.

All right, people, let's get down to the math.

All right, poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.

All right, Raj has played his Phantom Warlord card...

All right, Raj. Looks like you're teamed up with...

All right, say hello to your mother for me.

All right, Sheldon, here we go.

All right, thank you.

All right, that's television and movies.

All right, then, my so called friends have forsaken me.

All right, then.

All right, these are the talking points for my NPR interview tomorrow.

All right, you have a wager.

All right, you people ready to have some fun?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."

All right. Boone, North Carolina.

All right. Elizabeth, the bathroom is yours.

All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.

All right. Five. One, two, three, four, five.

All right. Got it. Anything else?

All right. I'll be right there.

All right. I'm home.

All right. Invitation pointlessly offered, declined as expected.

All right. It starts now.

All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper...

All right. Let's assume ad arguendum, that in this case Leonard is wrong.

All right. Let's buckle down and work.

All right. Next question.

All right. One bacon cheeseburger...

All right. There's no need to bark at me.

All right. This game is called Traitors.

All right. We've got a titanium deadbolt and a reinforced jam controlled by...

All right. What is your deal?

All right. You don't have to yell.

All soaped up and no place to go.

All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.

All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis.

All you can get is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.

All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream...

Allowed me to correct for the observational efficiency.

Already taken care of. Observe.

Alrighty.

Also my cousin.

Also, Penny's pretty good.

Although advertised to appear, he did not show up.

Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling.

Although I suppose...

Although my research is going well...

Although now that I think of it, he asked me not to tell you that.

Although sometimes she omits the veil entirely.

Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will.

Although, I will point out, Leonard, that I am a trained psychiatrist...

Although, practically mandatory for a pirate.

Always is a long time.

Always Le Sueur peas with lamb stew.

Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.

Am I a matchmaker or what?

Am I correct in assuming that your attempt...

Am I interrupting?

Amen.

American woman

American woman

An action in which the mimic takes on the properties...

An ALF doll.

An eight day supply of food and water, a crossbow...

An Indian kite my brother sent to me from New Delhi.

An old boyfriend who's "definitely not gay."

And "how did the accident occur?"

And a cow and a penguin.

And about a pound of Crisco.

And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settled by me.

And after all that you just moved in?

And again this morning.

And an Aquaman action figure.

And as a result, I'm leaving Pasadena forever. Tell me how that's overreacting.

And as I have no plans to eat with any other team...

And as the first beta testers, you two have quite the edge...

And B, seriously, are you freaking kidding me?

And B, when I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "buzzinga."

And beer battered fish and chips.

And beer battered fish and chips.

And bring you home. Pack up your stuff and we'll head back.

And don't let him go on Space Mountain after he eats.

And during I was trying to remember what I read on Google, so...

And for the record, the correct syntax is:

And for you, Factory Burrito Grande, no cheese, no sour cream...

And good evening to you, Siam Palace.

And here, we have a waitress brushing her teeth with her finger.

And here's Uranus.

And how did that make you feel?

And I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.

And I appreciate the pretense.

And I can't play because I'm going with her. Right?

And I could easily best you in any physical confrontation.

And I didn't even get to go to Comic Con.

And I didn't mind.

And I don't have enough money to pay any of you.

And I settle all ties.

And I told her you have an unhealthy attachment to your mother.

And I want you to take very good care of this young woman.

And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here...

And I've logged a considerable number of hours on a simulator.

And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.

And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

And if you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna.

And if you'd like, after the game, I'll teach you...

And Iron, americium Ruthenium, uranium

And it is because of you that I missed out on having gelato with Stan Lee.

And it is there in ancient Greece that our story begins.

And it wasn't when we were driving like this?

And it's a dickey.

And it's not a cartoon, it's anime.

And it's Penny, not you.

And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium

And look over here. "Shrimp in mobster sauce."

And may I add, it is a privilege to know you."

And may I say, you are the living embodiment...

And maybe I'm a little ahead of you, and that's fine.

And mostly, and I can't stress how key this is...

And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.

And my mother could've told me before...

And nickel, neodymium Neptunium, germanium

And no.

And now you're supposed to say, "Wow, what an interesting fact.

And now, as promised, the tangent.

And on a different but not unrelated topic...

And Raj is my new landlord.

And Raj says he can teach you... What did you call it?

And right there, in the little triple intersection...

And shake twice for Texas.

And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.

And she was my second cousin.

And she wonders why she's constantly under tipped.

And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.

And she's gonna be very happy to hear...

And ski. We'll also go skiing.

And someday, we don't know when, maybe you'll love me back.

And that didn't bother you?

And that is your opinion.

And that's 24/7, buddy.

And the laws of maritime salvage clearly state...

And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized...

And the special sauce?

And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.

And then I say one little thing and I end up being the bad guy.

And then she'd punch me.

And there's lox and cream cheese in the fridge.

And there's so many people.

And to answer it, we first must ask ourselves, "What is physics?"

And until you acquire a surgical mask...

And we agreed you'd have conjugal visits in her apartment.

And we're whatever this is. But why label it, right? I mean...

And what do scientists study?

And what is my function as wingman?

And what is your game?

And what would that be?

And what's the universe made of?

And when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.

And when it comes to applied physics... Uh oh.

And when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.

And when we finally got our first positive data...

And where were you?

And why don't you think I can find a woman for myself?

And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture:

And without rules, the competition has no meaning.

And working that squeezer to make the lemonade...

And worst of all, Fin Fang Foom.

And yet you can't speak to women.

And yet you wound up in traffic court.

And you don't wish to alarm me with any more loud noises. Very thoughtful.

And you guys.

And you had to barge in and wake us up...

And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.

And you think my presence will help with that?

And you're stuck?

And you're wrong about Hinduism and cows.

And, of course, you've already introduced yourself to Dr. Hofstadter.

And, oh, yes, in a moment filled with biblical resonance...

Angelo.

Anime. You know, I knew a girl in high school named Anna May.

Anna May Fletcher.

Another delightful surprise for her.

Another football game?

Another reason to consider a life of piracy.

Another round for me and my homegirl.

Any group big enough to trample me to death.

Anyplace specific, or just the Bozeman, Montana loony bin?

Anything you'd like to add?

Anyway, apparently, it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing...

Anyway, he said this isn't a replica.

Anyway, I got some extra money from the head of the department...

Anyway, I may owe you an apology.

Anyway, I was thinking about exploring the string theory implications...

Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the door.

Anyway, I would like you to come back and work for me.

Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale.

Apparently, ignorance Is bliss.

Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...

Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time, approaching them does.

Are the wings truly functional or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?

Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?

Are we gonna talk or are we gonna play Mystic Warlords of Ka ah?

Are we taking our relationship frustrations out...

Are you asking me or telling me?

Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?

Are you crazy? We can't go down an empty elevator shaft.

Are you drunk?

Are you drunk?

Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?

Are you fairly regular?

Are you finished?

Are you fun in any of them?

Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich?

Are you going to try to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?

Are you guys drunk?

Are you happy now?

Are you having trouble sleeping?

Are you high?

Are you hoping to get it telepathically?

Are you kidding?

Are you making this a tier one friendship request?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what?

Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?

Are you really admitting defeat?

Are you really gonna be on NPR?

Are you saying he's man struating?

Are you saying that he discriminated against you? We should file a complaint.

Are you saying that I am forbidden from applying a harmless...

Are you saying that you think a celebration pie...

Are you saying that you will not stand beside me as I plead my case?

Are you seriously going to deface your body...

Are you sure? He's small.

Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.

Are you under the impression that we're still friends?

Are you willing to risk it?

Aren't you gonna thank Penny for taking you?

Argh!

Artificial women are your department. You wanna take this?

As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has two poles.

As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece...

As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter.

As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot.

As if one walks around with unassigned slots in one's wallet.

As in, uh, "Land ho!" or, uh, "Westward ho!"

As long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie.

As long as you don't feel it running down your pants, you're fine.

As long as you promise to put it in your drawer and never cash it like the others.

As many of you in the Physics Department know...

As my mother would say.

As small as Leonard is...

As we are currently crushing you, Wesley.

Ask her to come up.

Ask our son what we're supposed to say to Mr. and Mrs. Chaudri...

Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?

Assorted video games.

Assorted video games.

Assuming giant douches are possible.

Assuming you're correct that your humerus...

At first.

At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don't care.

At least they don't know it was you.

At some point, you just need to grow up and get past them.

At the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.

At the Glendale Galleria: "Put on your best zoot suit.

At the same time, I also secured large quantities of these chemicals...

At the very least, when she found out Leonard was upset about it...

At what point did National Public Radio...

Attaboy, Leonard. Make it worse.

Attempting to view work as a peripheral image...

Attention, all bowlers...

Au contraire, it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.

August 16th. Right after her carpal tunnel surgery.

Aw, I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.

Aw, Leonard. You shouldn't have.

Aw, we really need to get you a girl.

Aw, you're smart.

Awesome. Mine says:

Aye, aye, captain.

Back door has a five pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm. Child's play.

Back in India, it means you're upset with a guy named Howard.

Bad Leonard.

Bada cha.

Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.

Based on the number of chirps per minute and the temperature...

Be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men's room.

Be careful.

Be it noogies, swirlies or the classic, "Why are you hitting yourself?"

Be reasonable. We want to do different things with the ring.

Be the ball, Howard.

Because God knows I can't.

Because I am without friends.

Because I haven't figured out a way to bring it up.

Because I like peppermint and it's fun to say "schnapps."

Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

Because I'm Penny, I'm pretty and I can do whatever I want."

Because if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hyper gravity.

Because in the olden days, I never would've known he was so stupid.

Because last time I didn't go, I ended up playing Mystic Warlords of Ka.

Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.

Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?

Because of you, we're all going to miss Stan Lee.

Because Sheldon and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect...

Because we can totally see it not being great for her. Am I right?

Because we didn't wanna be disturbed.

Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings toward one another.

Because we're scientists.

Because when he wasn't happy we wanted to kill him.

Because you can die that way.

Because you can die that way.

Because, boy, I was up all night.

Because, boy, I was up all night.

Because, you know, at our church...

Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment...

Beg pardon?

Behind you.

Being betrayed by my friends?

Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.

Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

Bernadette

Bernadette

Bernadette

Bernadette

Bernadette, please, I'm asking you to give me another chance.

Bernadette, say "fo'shizzle" to my nerdizzles.

Bernadette...

Bernadette's been hawking me to take her roller skating.

Besides, you have a girlfriend.

Bet I could get a nice tight spiral on him.

Bet you never thought I'd say that. Ha ha ha.

Better acoustics for your throat singing?

Better, thanks.

Better.

Betty and Veronica. Oh.

Big deal. Every time I watch that...

Big old slutbag.

Big or small, I don't like rabbits.

Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet...

Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...

Bow, General Zod trapped in the Phantom Zone...

Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?

Boy, I'm kind of tuckered out.

Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat.

Boy, what got him so upset?

Boy, you cannot catch a break, can you?

Bringing it back.

Brought you cheesecake from work.

Bruce Banner, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Stephen Strange...

Built himself a little nest.

Bummer.

But anything I put on now is only gonna suffer in comparison.

But as far back as the 17th century...

But before I do, I'd like to share with you a letter...

But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.

But first, I will raise a Sixth Amendment issue.

But he never did.

But he's afraid of dogs.

But he's working with Sheldon.

But I can't defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who loved his memaw.

But I can't give it to you.

But I digress.

But I don't dance.

But I don't wanna go to bed.

But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship...

But I never will.

But I now realize how foolish that is.

But I sense you're going to and I don't wanna hear about it. Excuse me.

But I think things might be turning around pretty soon.

But I want you to know it's fine.

But I would like to remind you that in science there's no such thing as failure.

But I'm going to take a stab here. You're either sad or nauseated.

But I'm really sorry that I disappointed you.

But I'm still working.

But if I don't eat my lima beans, I can't have my cookie.

But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow...

But If we had access to higher dimensions...

But in my defense, she was gorgeous.

But in the meantime, I still want oatmeal.

But it could be part of your problem. Let me give you an example.

But it does involve air travel.

But it's been a while, and I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.

But it's true.

But like your time on Star Trek: Next Generation...

But mixed with genuine concern.

But my mother pointed out that it was just a rehash...

But my true purpose in being here will be revealed...

But no matter what happens between us, we will always love you.

But no matter what happens between us, we will always love you.

But now that I think about it, that was three dates.

But Penny and I occasionally need some alone time.

But she's female. Isn't that the game?

But thanks to meditation...

But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.

But that's not what you tell her.

But the only reason I was driving your car...

But the rabbits, they hate me and don't come.

But then it's like that movie Wall E at the end.

But then, I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.

But there are no ******* hobbits.

But this is other money.

But those people moved on, and so should you.

But we just got tattoos. Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial infection?

But we were never, like, going out.

But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.

But you didn't notify me by e mail, so this is still a breach.

But you don't like other people.

But you have a whole bunch of them.

But you like it, and you're my friend.

But your ideas are stupid and I want a Jet Ski.

But, Bernadette Give me one more chance

But, uh, when I was in high school, one of my friends heard...

But, yeah, we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.

But, you know, why is it wrong to want those insides wrapped up...

But... My point is, if we're gonna be a couple...

Buy him the robot, Leonard.

Buying me something pretty isn't gonna make our problem just go away.

Buying rotisserie chicken, taking it home, standing over the sink...

Buzzinga

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

By appropriating his character's name and adding the S...

By his hand we are all...

By the way, another accepted usage for the term "ho."

By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.

By the way, were they here today?

By the way, when I say "squat," I mean "diddlysquat."

Bye bye.

Bye bye. Yeah, bye bye.

Bye bye. Yeah, bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Caca?

Call me when you figure it out.

Can I ask you a question about your roommate?

Can I ask you a question, Howard?

Can I offer you a sherry?

Can I sleep on your couch tonight?

Can I take my pants off over my head?

Can someone tell me what's going on here?

Can we just forget it ever happened?

Can we please talk about something else?

Can you believe it? A waitress.

Can you do that?

Can you explain to our audience just what a monopole Is?

Can you pass the Chex Mix, please?

Can you pass the Chex Mix, please?

Can't be too careful with your company

Can't believe it. We're gonna meet Stan Lee.

Can't you at least try to understand how much this means to me?

Can't you just say, "I'm busy?"

Can't you surprise him in some other way?

Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator.

Catch a step class?

Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.

Cause of accident: lack of adhesive ducks.

Certainly. It's not like I have to moderate my food intake...

Champagne, roses, oh, and little chocolates.

Change migraine to "yes."

Check and see if we have any more pudding.

Chickens are not at all timid.

Chocolate?

Chocolate?

Choke on that, sucker.

Classic overcompensation.

Classical Freudian. Good choice.

Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh?

Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.

Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashanah.

Come and get it.

Come here, tushy face.

Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you."

Come here.

Come here.

Come in! Hurry!

Come on, Bochco.

Come on, do I have to think of everything?

Come on, I don't wanna eat lamb stew with my mother.

Come on, I don't wanna sit by myself.

Come on, I just asked.

Come on, I mean, you're not upset that your marriage is over?

Come on, I wanna stop at Walgreens and pick up some more eyeliner.

Come on, it doesn't have to be a good friend.

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap.

Come on, Mother, you know why I can't accept the award.

Come on, Sheldon, let the women folk chat.

Come on, Sheldon, this is important to me.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, Sheldon. You can't move. Don't you need to stay in one place...

Come on, Stewie, let's get our prize money.

Come on, we've been friends for years.

Come on, where's your scientific curiosity?

Come on, you guys. Let it go.

Come on, you're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?

Come on.

Come on. I don't wanna go to Texas.

Come on. I know a place you'll really dig.

Come on. I'm smart, I have a good job. And I have only 3 percent body fat.

Come on. Roll a six, Penny dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown.

Come on. We said we were sorry.

Come on. We're gonna have sex and it's not gonna mean a thing.

Come on. You guys can't be that hard up.

Come on. You hurt her feelings by not calling her all week.

Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.

Coming right up.

Coming.

Coming.

Congratulations.

Cool, it's gonna be in 3 D?

Cool. Can it break Mach 1?

Correct.

Could you please drive a little faster?

Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute...

Counting this instance? Three hundred seventeen.

Crashing waves, babbling brooks.

Creepy Crawley.

Cruel as that may be, that is not in itself a credential.

Curry. Which in India, believe you me, is really not that special.

Curse you.

Da, da, da!

Daddy's home.

Damn his Vulcan hearing.

Damn his Vulcan hearing.

Damn it, I should've gone over and told her we were back.

Damn right, I'm angry with my mother.

Damn you, you rat bastard.

Damn.

Damn. All right. Thank you.

Damn. Was this close on the bra.

Dear Lord, are you still going to be here on French toast day?

December 25th, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is born.

Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?

Did he just somehow give me the finger?

Did I see X Men?

Did it look like that spear was gonna go right through your skull?

Did it occur to you that was by design?

Did Leonard know about this?

Did Leonard send you over here?

Did my mother call you?

Did not know that.

Did she say something?

Did that guy just say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold," in Klingon?

Did that sound okay to you?

Did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself?

Did they smell good despite their goth like nature?

Did we win? Can we go to bed?

Did you even read the wikiHow link I sent you on being goth?

Did you get a cold too?

Did you get a Japanese love pillow?

Did you ignore your check engine light?

Did you know at the Mumbai McDonald's, you can't get a Big Mac?

Did you know Netflix lets you stream movies on your computer now?

Did you laugh?

Did you let Wil Wheaton get in your head?

Did you pour maple syrup all over your body...

Did you really have to bring it with you?

Did you take a Benadryl and fall asleep while pleasuring her?

Did you take any science classes in school?

Did you? I didn't notice.

Didn't Penny tell you the good news?

Different how?

Do any of them work?

Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?

Do I look okay?

Do I smell hot dogs?

Do me a favor. Lean over, put your head right here.

Do not come in here.

Do not make a sound.

Do not tell me about my culture. I'll take you out, I swear to cow.

Do or do not, there is no try.

Do their parents know they're here?!

Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?

Do you do this often?

Do you have a particular field in mind?

Do you have a stomachache too?

Do you have any more information that might be relevant?

Do you have anything like that?

Do you have anything to say?

Do you have eyes in the back of your head?

Do you know how childish you sound right now?

Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice.

Do you like role playing games?

Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater vest?

Do you people even hear yourselves? It's not the Wesley Crushers.

Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin conversation?

Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping?

Do you remember that date?"

Do you think I would break up a couple just to win a bowling match?

Do you think it's okay to have an ex boyfriend sleep on her couch?

Do you think maybe that's what's happening here?

Do you think the elastic woman in The Incredibles...

Do you think this is really Hillary Clinton doing it with Oprah?

Do you think you can just ring my doorbell anytime you want?

Do you understand we're talking about dark matter colliding in outer space?

Do you wanna do that again?

Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?

Do you want the regular peas or the Le Sueur?

Does a Patang?

Does it? Well, okay, if you like space stuff...

Does that mean we can go out with the girls again?

Does that mean you've ruled me out as a suspect?

Does that really need to be in the agreement?

Doesn't feel like an arm.

Doesn't have to be Asian.

Doesn't have to be tonight. I'm free pretty much always.

Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive.

Doing what?

Don't bark at me. I fell too.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be such a girl. They're just bugs.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Don't flatter yourself, dude.

Don't flatter yourself. I'm just ignoring you.

Don't get the gremlins wet.

Don't let Goofy near him.

Don't make her responsible for her own orgasms as well.

Don't make me turn that flag upside down because you know I'll do it.

Don't push me, Sheldon.

Don't put yourself down. You're very attractive.

Don't remind me!

Don't send him away. Let him in.

Don't talk. Just drink.

Don't tell Koothrappali.

Don't tell me prayer doesn't work.

Don't worry about the moon. We set our laser to stun.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Yeah. All right.

Don't worry, it's written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?

Don't worry, the net's gonna be electrified.