The Big Bang Theory (2007) - Season 10 Edit

A big hug!

A cute pink smudge wearing a childish green smudge.

A focus group to find out what's wrong with me.

A girlfriend who lived with me and my good friend Raj right across the hall.

A ha! You are upset.

A little distance might be nice.

A little tip, jokes are often better

A little, until I saw them in matching tops, so...

A little.

A lot of lectures?

A lot of people don't put their face in the water on the first day.

A machine that reads emotions is intriguing.

A small human wreaks havoc

A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar

A toast, thank you all for your support

A trip to a historic railway

A visible rib cage.

Abandon all ground rules in the name of science,

About how Haiti and Liechtenstein discovered they had the same flag

About the beauty mark on her shoulder.

About your relationship with Sheldon.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. I just want you to be happy,

Actually, don't tell me. I wanna be surprised.

Actually, he warned me.

Actually, I want to hear about you.

Actually, I was going to suggest me.

Actually, I'm not crazy about a lot of it.

Actually, I'm not new to this. I was engaged to a Scientologist.

Actually, if I can... I could just check one more thing...

Actually, it got me thinking that I shouldn't flaunt my money to find love.

Actually, never mind, don't answer.

Actually, we got in a pretty nasty fight.

Actually, we met online.

After I broke up with Raj, I met Gary who's just amazing.

Again.

Ah, breakfast, yes, lunch, no.

Ah, I gave her an Imodium. That's tomorrow's problem.

Ah, I'm back. You've got me for eight minutes.

Ah, well, then I can actually feel the moisture going into my skin.

Ah! You're interested, you're out 10 bucks!

All my life I thought Uncle Sam

All right then, let's go to the bedroom,

All right, Bert, you're tying up the line.

All right, either blow your nose or teach it to play Camptown Races.

All right, got Halley to sleep.

All right, hang on, we can figure this out.

All right, how did you guys meet?

All right, how much exactly does he pay for?

All right, how much exactly does he pay for?

All right, just toss it up and catch it a few times, get comfortable with it.

All right, let me start again. Uh, you and Amy...

All right, let's start right now.

All right, so we'll ask him to come back.

All right, so you know.

All right, then we agree, he's not making any moves,

All right, this is everything.

All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody's got to go over there.

All right, very funny.

All right, we have our next caller.

All right, we're about to go live.

All right, well to sum up, focus on science,

All right, well, have fun.

All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.

All right, well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold watching Frozen.

All right, what do you think is happening?

All right, you know what you need? A night away from all of this.

All right.

All right.

All right. Can you please just go and we'll talk about this tomorrow?

All right. Go ahead.

All right. Um, I came up with an elegant solution

All right. You guys ready to get crazy?

All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries!

All that and he's shorter than me.

All we need to do is plot out

Almost 200.

Along with the slight concavity of the mirror

Also, you know, you were incredibly vain,

AltaVista,

Although thanks to your high fibre breakfast,

Although,

Although, a rule about him texting me from in there might help with the romance.

Although, as I'm saying it I may need to add Dr. Fink in here.

Although, I would enjoy drawing up a budget

Although, I'm not sure how I feel about being used as a guinea pig.

Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny.

Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.

Am I still a good friend if I wait and hope

Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project,

Amy and I are living together in sin, like a couple of New Yorkers.

Amy and Sheldon were just telling us about their trip to Texas.

Amy is free.

Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness,

Amy put alcohol on it...

Amy rubbing Vick's on my chest.

Amy, do us a favour, please drive.

Amy, get up. It's time to go to work.

Amy, look, I'm on a unicycle!

Amy, quick, lock the door!

Amy? Amy. Amy.

Amy. Amy. Amy.

Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

Amy's got some news.

Amy's only gone for a few months.

And a lunch lady in the cafeteria.

And also a little sad.

And Ask Jeeves. You?

And before our next drive to Comic Con, I need the name of that juice.

And before you start, I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me.

And being able to watch Ellen every day.

And bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.

And didn't bother to ask me first.

And don't get discouraged if the phone lines are jammed, just keep trying

And don't start thinking about it now!

And don't you slam that door.

And engage in frenzied lovemaking.

And feel free to honk during the boring parts.

And figure out something in the morning.

And five minutes later,

And following a celebrity into a bathroom.

And for a good time, call Bert.

And for the nourishment of our bodies

And for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice.

And for your information,

And forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.

And get to the part where you tell me the answer?

And guess who else called in sick.

And guess who gets to drive me?

And hate all the crowds at the panels.

And he kept trying to force me into uncomfortable situations.

And he offered me their spare bedroom.

And he was trying to get away.

And he's a world class mama's boy.

And he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live.

And he's interested in your work.

And he's not gonna wanna come over if I'm there.

And Heisenberg says, 'Darn it, now I don't know where I am.'

And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra.

And here we are.

And I came across an area of research called 'super ageing.'

And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,

And I don't know how Sheldon's gonna feel about that.

And I don't need to bring you,

And I don't understand why you're taking her side.

And I get to operate an actual locomotive.

And I guess I broke up with you because you were just really needy.

And I hate you for bringing me here.

And I just want to say shame on all of you.

And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup.

And I know I said the same thing after the massage chair,

And I need to update my resume to include swimming as a special skill.

And I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.

And I never wanna do that to you because...

And I realized that applies to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics.

And I realized, if we connect it to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics,

And I said, 'You can call that a beauty mark all you want.'

And I say, 'Have you seen the size of the bugs outside? We're already there!'

And I think we can make the device between eight and 10% smaller.

And I thought the milk smelled a little funky,

And I was delighted to learn that their chief agricultural product is sod.

And I was hoping I could go with the guys

And I was wondering if you had any tricks to get her to sleep.

And I with you.

And I would say,

And I'd like to think Howie wouldn't take a job I was uncomfortable with.

And I'm a dork for juggling.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm glad he's making changes to improve it.

And I'm proud of you for reasons I'm sure have something to do with my father.

And I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.

And if he's figuring out my Christmas bonus, we could buy a boat.

And if I have to watch him squeeze into an Ewok costume, so be it.

And if I leave the curtains open, I can watch it from work.

And if I'm screwing it up, I don't have to go.

And if it wasn't for friends like you...

And if make up is so truthful, why is it called 'concealer'?

And if my heart stops, just let me go.

And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo?

And if you didn't knock, how about some manners?

And if you don't like that machine, get rid of it.

And if you see any actors from Game of Thrones in first class?

And in the event of redness and swelling, Dr. Fink.

And in the laundry room, there's a mountain of dirty laundry.

And instead of standing around watching,

And instead, you tickle my intellectual fancy.

And it represents subjects that we only share with each other,

And it sounds like you could use a little more honesty in your relationship.

And it was kind of our thing,

And it's brought up a lot of negative feelings for me.

And it's fine, I'll just... I'll suck it up.

And it's hard, isn't it?

And it's just the way you like it.

And it's not like we have a lot to talk about.

And just dive into something new.

And just remember, I'm proud of you and I support you in all that you do.

And just so you know,

And just so you know, it's only temporary, I'm not gonna get too comfortable.

And know you're there is a great comfort to me.

And Leonard and Penny were arguing...

And Leonard loves you so much, he married you twice.

And let's just say, 'Hello.'

And living with my friends and somebody else should probably talk now.

And maybe a little turned on about how selfless I'm being.

And mind you, when we say, 'Behind the flags,'

And move yourself across the room in a harness?

And my car gets, like, seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.

And my mate thinks I'm incapable of running my own life.

And no, the irony is not lost on me.

And now I understand that some things are just between you and me,

And now that I'm moving out, your old room is empty,

And now the movie just got rated R.

And now we're going to turn it over to you, the viewers,

And now your daughter is going to as well.

And now, I just wonder what's for lunch.

And now, someone else is going to be living in it.

And pat her on her second most erogenous ball and socket joint?

And please know that we could not have done it without you.

And put it in your sleeping bag, it helps keep you warm.

And regarding your gift, you said, 'Surprise me,' and boy, did I.

And reward our successes with a small treat.

And see if that gets her back.

And she brought me this duty free Toblerone.

And she says yes, then we know she's not into Sheldon.

And she's having the time of her life.

And somehow leaving me out of the conversation!

And sorry about the suitcase.

And stare at a baby that isn't his?

And stealing joy from their lives?

And still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child.

And Stuart living with Howard and Bernadette,

And suddenly you're the bad guy.

And tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get.

And tell them if they fill it out they might win a prize.

And that 'the best thing to do is reassure them

And that day care is great.

And that did it.

And that someone else is not me,

And that there ends the tale of why I no longer say, 'God bless you.'

And that's exactly what I did.

And that's how you make effort look effortless.

And that's the same man who complains

And the best part is Halley won't remember a thing.

And the car ride puts her to sleep.

And the end result is they make each other sad?

And the policeman says, 'Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour?'

And the way birds look at me does not mean I'm sensitive!

And their Sherpas.

And then because I love you, you're dessert.

And then five years later, bingo bango, something happened!

And then I added, 'Recent $625,000 MacArthur Grant winner,'

And then I couldn't.

And then I gave up my money, and now I'm alone

And then I generated flow vortices...

And then she goes to the bathroom and I know she is.

And then you would say, 'if you must invoke an imaginary deity,'

And then you would say, 'Touch?,'

And then you're gonna blame me for making you stay.

And then, I find out that she watched two episodes without me.

And then, lastly, do you have any little soup crackers?

And there is the love of which I speak.

And there they go.

And there's this cool button that makes an entire wall go up and down.

And things don't work out with me and Bernadette,

And this guy gets to have a great time.

And those who ask them can be told so right to their stupid face.

And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf.

And took our prototype and all of our research and didn't even tell us?

And try to notice the flavours, the tannins, the textures.

And two plucky nations...

And warm on my back.

And was wondering if you had any chores I could do.

And we can't do it without you.

And we don't sell drugs, just menus.

And we lived happily ever after.

And we want you to come back and stay with us.

And we'll see if the machine can identify them accurately.

And we're no further along than when we were dating.

And we've always been fine.

And welcome to a special retrospective,

And what do I do? I choose my career over my child!

And what does that have to do with flags?

And what special circumstances are those?

And when I'm hungry, uh, lentil soup.

And where are you?

And where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill.

And where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill.

And with all these new skills, you'd be able to fix any model train.

And with whom they can be discussed.

And without it, you're forced to confront

And working for an ex boyfriend isn't very smart.

And yes, I'm happy to keep Sheldon company.

And yet you bore his child, neato.

And you 'Red headed Emily Junior.'

And you did take my flower.

And you just got caught in the middle of it.

And you just... You must be humiliated.

And you know how I feel about people who aren't me.

And you know what I got for my efforts?

And you live here for free.

And you make great money and you haven't slept with any of your co workers.

And you said that was the best rose you'd ever had?

And you think we can get those guys to reprogram Sheldon? Cool.

And you weren't there to correct my grammar.

And you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

And you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

And you're worried that turkey neck is in your future.

And Zack's engaged, Leonard has no reason to feel threatened.

And, hey, just to be clear, a train engineer.

And, just let inertia take care of the rest.

And, Oh, I had lunch with Dr. Nowitzki.

And, over here, you should consider the possibility

And, you know, grow as a person.

And?

And...

Angular momentum, potential energy and kinetic energy.

Any time.

Anything to drink?

Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friends and have fun, too.

Anyway, I know it's silly,

Anyway, I trust that you've resolved your conflict?

Anyway, I'm sorry for everything.

Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point to run the xenon stream

Anyway, thanks again.

Anyway, uh, as I was saying,

Anyway, we also have some exciting news to share.

Anyway...

Apparently, I'm overly fixated on premium Swiss chocolate bars.

Are these all from Peter Higgs?

Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity?

Are you calling me a quitter?

Are you done yet? You're missing some great stuff out here.

Are you gonna be naked for your massage?

Are you gonna laugh at the answer?

Are you implementing phase two?

Are you kidding me?

Are you listening to this? They deceive each other about everything.

Are you okay?

Are you really worried about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?

Are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you should be going there?

Are you sure, 'cause I'm feeling a twinge.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? We're celebrating our new ADD drug.

Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller?

Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller?

Are you worried it might affect our relationship?

Aren't you gonna look at the board to see how right we are?

Aren't you gonna say anything?

As a cooling solution, it's pretty cool.

As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.

As long as it's not a urinary tract infection,

As much as I appreciate this, I can't accept it.

As we like to say, 'It's off the chain mail.'

As you know, the primary focus

Ask him.

At first I thought she was cranky because of her horrific menstrual cramps,

At least Hailey's not

At least it's quiet when he takes bathroom breaks.

At least someone had the courage to say it.

At our age, why don't we call it man's night?

At the hands of those teenagers.

At the lab.

Aw, he has a job. How bad can it be?

Aw, I'm sure that's not true.

Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?

Aw, man.

Aw, that's gonna make me cry.

Aw. That's so weird.

Aw... That used to work with Sheldon.

Babies are cute, but they're dumb.

Based on the glowing reception of our recent Behind the Flags Retrospective,

Basically, she traded you for a Bruce Wayne.

Be intellectually stimulated.

Because 'in the near future' is three more words than 'soon.'

Because he only has eyes for you.

Because I already told her we were.

Because I am

Because I didn't wanna sound like a jerk.

Because I know you're uncomfortable with the non specificity of meatloaf.

Because I love you exactly the way you are.

Because I never went through a rebellious phase so, I got an earring...

Because I work twice as hard as she does.

Because I'd been foolishly telling people about certain personal matters.

Because I'm mad at you.

Because my building's a lot nicer than this dump.

Because she doesn't actually want to go, she's just doing it to make him happy.

Because that's not what people do.

Because that's what I want, too.

Because that's what you do when you see someone you know in a public place.

Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Because you don't want her to go to Comic Con!

Before she talked about it, I just thought that was a race.

Before we field test, I think...

Bernadette, you are doing a good job.

Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?

Bert has a room for rent.

Bert, I insist that you join us.

Bert, Rebecca, I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.

Bert, you're a good guy, you deserve a woman

Bert's money might run out, but I can beg until the end of time.

Besides spreading rumours that the other contestants were pregnant.

Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey,

Besides, you have no idea what you're doing with this stuff.

Better luck next time, pink cheeks.

Better than ever.

Better than I feel in their steam shower? I don't think so.

Better?

Between me saying that and you googling what it means, so I'll wait.

Beverly believes I unconsciously consider my old room an escape hatch.

Beverly pointed out that I'm experiencing insecurities in my relationship with Amy,

Beverly, you know I hold you in high esteem,

Bigger problems. I felt something pop.

Biology and physics coming together?

Boy teenagers.

Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the d****s here.

Boy, if good ideas came out of your brain the way mucus comes out of your nose,

Boy, that floor is so squeaky.

Boy, when you take an interest in people you really uncork a geyser of nonsense.

BOY, You're good.

BRB. You know, that's short for 'Be right back.'

Bring it in

Busy like I'll be with the baby if you go to San Diego?

But according to their horas of operacion, they're open.

But all you did was complain when he did that.

But Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.

But before you say anything,

But Bernadette makes more money than Howard.

But clearly, your old room represents an escape hatch,

But don't you think it might be a little weird

But given your special circumstances, I'm very happy for you.

But he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.

But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes.

But I also upset Sheldon,

But I also want you to be smart.

But I can use the downstairs bathroom, right?

But I didn't say 'in the near future'

But I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive!

But I didn't.

But I just kinda felt like I was being a weird third wheel.

But I need to earn enough money so I can go to Comic Con.

But I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company.

But I still love you very much, so don't cut me out of the will.

But I think staying with Leonard and Penny makes more sense for everyone.

But I thought we were best friends!

But I told myself, 'It's just a big bathtub.'

But I was wrong.

But I'll be waiting right here tonight when you get home.

But I'm glad we're past that.

But I'm having a really tough time about going back to work.

But I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons.

But I've never missed a Comic Con with you guys.

But if anybody drops out, you are at the top of the list.

But if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

But if you really want to learn the mechanical side,

But instead I'm going to keep it to myself.

But instead of Satan, it's... Actually, it's the same thing.

But isn't that exactly what we were supposed to stop from happening?

But it is a wonderful opportunity and you need to take it.

But it turns out I was being offensive.

But it turns out no, she was genuinely mortified.

But it'll make you miserable, which will make me miserable, and...

But it's starting to make me uncomfortable.

But keep in mind, I felt extremely important.

But left that part out.

But maybe now's the time.

But mostly glad you don't have to be us.

But no toy or teacup.

But now you're thinking about it and it bothers you. I get that.

But one that's tailored to us, okay? We don't need a bathroom schedule.

But Raj is from India, well, which means

But Ramona seems to have a romantic interest in you.

But see this space here, between Sheldon's feet and my head?

But she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done.

But she said a lot!

But since Raj moved in, I've been feeling a little left out.

But staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it.

But that machine just made it so real.

But that really rides the line between sucking and eating.

But that was just 'cause there was a spider on his pillow

But that's just poodle politics.

But the problem with the bunkhouse is it's not a caboose.

But then I realized, it's like the chemistry set I had as a kid.

But this is my first girls' night, and you're kind of bumming everybody out.

But this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.

But this one posts video of himself flossing on Instagram.

But this time I mean it.

But understanding how other people are feeling,

But until we know for sure, how can I feel better?

But we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.

But we've already met the agreed upon specs.

But we've already met the agreed upon specs.

But whatever we choose, if we're not happy,

But when I was studying that railway guide,

But when we show this nonsense to Sheldon,

But when you're insecure,

But whenever you're between projects you tend to get a little insecure.

But with our apartment switch, it's unclear whether it's yours or mine.

But with Raj moving in there, I'm feeling a bit replaced.

But you charged me hundreds for this stuff!

But you could have talked to me about it before you said it was okay.

But you don't live here anymore, so it's basically my girls' night?

But you know, when it connects to physics,

But you made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did...

But you made the garage sound so fun.

But you put them together and... Bleh!

But you said you were working with me.

But you'd have plenty of space for your furniture,

But, actually, our friendship group is at capacity

But, boy, it is funny to think about.

But, of the two of us, you're clearly more sofa sized.

But, physicist, baker, lover, what can't I do?

But, the movie did just get good.

But, theoretically,

But, uh, Raj figured out that if you pee in a bottle

But, you are, aren't you?

By being my girlfriend she's saying, you're a weirdo, too.

By Raj moving into my old room.

By the way, if anyone asks,

By the way, your name can go first.

By your third birthday, you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains.

By yourself?

Bye, Cinnamon, be a good girl.

Bye, cutie. I'm gonna miss you

Bye, Sheldon.

Bye.

Call if there's any problems.

Call me, don't call Howard.

Came here to apologize.

Can hold his breath longer than the disk can spin.

Can I get anyone anything at all?

Can I get my stuff? Sounds like it's gonna be a while.

Can I hear one?

Can I just say something?

Can I just squeeze in here?

Can I just stay in the garage?

Can I pee now?

Can we please stop talking about poodles?

Can we skip the part where you pretend not to know the answer,

Can we storm out?

Can you believe my mother thinks we're both strange?

Can you even eat those things?

Can you fix it for us?

Can you not tell Howard?

Can you read them back?

Can you stop breathing so loud? I can hear your nose whistling.

Can't a guy hang out at a college he doesn't go to

Can't a man just be happy to see his woman

Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.

Careful, I saw this on Star Trek. Smoke's gonna come out of his ears soon

Careful. The sound of crying can make me lactate.

Carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.

Challenge them again.

Check back in with me in July.

Chicken. Birds mess with my hair, I come back hard.

Clickety clack and here we are.

Come on, be honest.

Come on, even you checked your email during the eulogy.

Come on, I spent an entire plane ride with you

Come on, Raj! It's like your favourite movie,

Come on, Sheldon, it's Comic Con!

Come on, Sheldon, maybe we should just eat at our place.

Come on, Sheldon, you can't turn your back on physics.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, Shelly. Tell me your news.

Come on, you know you're not leaving physics.

Come on. You've got so much to feel good about.

Comes from the Sanskrit phrase 'adho mukha shvanasana'.

Comic book artist,

Comic books aren't just for sad nerds anymore.

Comments from our Behind the Flags Retrospective.

Cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, hold on one second.

Cool. I'll check with Sara.

Could be sharpening our cognitive processes.

Could you believe this guy?

Could you please put your dog on a leash?

Could you say that in English? I actually... I never learned Hindi.

Couldn't power a potato clock.

Damn it, he's good at that too.

Damn. I burped so hard I died in my game.

Dear, I would never come between you and Leonard.

Delighted that you showed any interest in my family at all.

Delighted?

Delta T could equal alpha subzero.

Details of physical intimacy, bathroom habits...

Developed a device that helps people read human emotions.

Did I say something wrong?

Did I? Are you going to teach me a lesson?

Did it have a metal toilet next to the bed?

Did try nailing a couple of the boards down.

Did you at least have a good flight down there?

Did you have anything to eat?

Did you know I figured out

Did you know Raj moved out last night?

Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow?

Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?

Didn't ask.

Didn't think you could turn the theme from Walking Dead into a lullaby.

Dig deep! Like when they bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!

Dinner's almost ready.

Do boys have flowers?

Do not adjust the dosage, you nailed it.

Do not touch that phone.

Do we have to?

Do you actually pay for that haircut?

Do you agree with that?

Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook

Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away?

Do you have time? Leonard says you're very busy these days.

Do you know, I've corresponded with Peter Higgs.

Do you need anything else?

Do you need help getting out?

Do you see the way she's looking at him?

Do you think it's possible you might enjoy being on your own for a little while?

Do you think living with Amy has somehow stirred up Sheldon's sexual appetite?

Do you think she's as honest with you?

Do you want to play Jenga? Or Ticket to Ride?

Does his laundry or practices drums in my dining room.

Does it really need to say that?

Does not mean that Penny and I are afraid to be alone.

Does this mean you're okay with me going?

Does this place look familiar?

Doesn't automatically mean that I'm spoiled.

Doesn't like games, that's one.

Doesn't that say something troubling about us?

Doing all their dumb girly stuff together.

Doing amazing.

Doing it right now.

Don't be that way.

Don't beat yourself up. That's what I'm here for.

Don't do that in socks. I almost broke my neck.

Don't do that, we'll make up the couch for you,

Don't do that.

Don't google that unless you want to see pictures of people's genitals.

Don't listen to her, she's been in a box for like, 25 years.

Don't listen to them.

Don't look at me like that, I tried!

Don't make me cry, either.

Don't make me laugh.

Don't post that, be supportive.

Don't worry about Halley. Uncle Stuart's on the job.

Don't worry about it, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, everything's fine.

Don't worry, I'm a grown man. I have a thick skin.

Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled by that type of behaviour.

Don't worry, we won't be doing much sleeping, anyway.

Don't you even feel a little bad sponging off your friends?

Don't you have any friends he can date?

Don't you maniacs own a calendar?

Don't you think it'd be healthier if you had your own apartment, grown man?

Don't you wanna get dressed first?

Doubtfire, Poppins, follow me.

Down here.

Dr. Cooper, over here!

Drag out our mattress and put it over here.

Dude, come on.

Easy peasy, mac and... You get the idea.

Educational pedigree, scientific field, intellectual prowess and mamas.

Einstein replies, 'But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously.'

Even at the risk of being humiliated. And I, for one, think that's very brave.

Every hotel is booked.

Everybody warned me.

Everyone on their a game! Good energy!

Everyone, this is Rebecca.

Everyone's a better mom than me.

Ew.

Excellent. Excellent.

Except he's real so people can see him.

Excited, itchy? Give me the first letter.

Excuse me a moment.

Excuse me, I have a girlfriend. I'm already king of the train store.

Excuse me, may I have your attention, please.

Excuse me, they took out my spleen and gallbladder, not my feelings

Excuse me.

Falls off the wall and crushes us both.

Feel free to jump in. 'Hmm' is all I got.

Feynman says, 'It appears we're inside a joke

Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar.

Finally get Halley down?

Find the biggest baby and knock 'em out

Fine with me.

Fine, hundreds.

Fine, I'll just give them the finger.

Fine, what should we do?

Fine, you invited your drug dealer brother to stay with us for God knows how long,

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Candy bars.

Fine. Fine, you want me to blow my nose? Here, I'll blow it.

Fine. Lately, I kind of feel like you've been taking me for granted.

Fine. Look, I'll exercise right now.

Fine. Look, I'll exercise right now.

Fine. Two years ago...

Fire away.

First of all, that's not what she sounds like.

First thing tomorrow morning, we're back at it.

First thing you can do is put price tags on these.

First time you told me you loved me was in that room.

Five of whom are married and self sufficient,

Flags

For every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.

For Howie's occupation, should I include that he was an astronaut?

For information and entertainment

For me, too.

For several minutes have shown elevated markers of a protein

For the last time, I am not having a tickle fight with you.

For the last time, no Hulk, no Batman, no life size statues.

For the last year and toss us aside?

For the tenth time, my mittens were slippery!

For two years and the FDA shut down your project?

Forgot the baby. Still new to this.

Four is more than one. Saving time already.

Four thousand dollars, worth every penny

From spending your money on foolish expenses.

Genius.

Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running. Shall we get to work?

Gentlemen, the most interesting thing just happened with this spoon.

Gentlemen, we need to stop immediately.

Gentlemen, you may remember Dr. Nowitzki, she's back at Caltech for her postdoc.

Gentlemen.

Get him a space heater, maybe a hot plate.

Get in a little family time before you go back to work.

Get this, people are calling it, 'The longest one yet.'

Get your food.

Give us some good news.

Given that your hands prepared it, isn't that a little self serving?

Go ahead, have a tantrum, that'll prove me wrong.

Go ahead, make jokes.

Go ahead, throw my underwear out the window, same thing's gonna happen.

Go ahead. It's fine.

Go out to lunch instead of, you know, be lunch.

Go!

God, I love that little guy.

Going out with Raj

Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.

Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.

Good for you.

Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology,

Good grief, she is such a stickler for citing sources, those were Amy's words.

Good job, Mommy.

Good Lord, I made you tea, just drink it.

Good Lord! Is that mistletoe?

Good luck. People have been saying that for 600 years.

Good night.

Good one.