DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand Edit

All hopped in the car

And maybe show it off to a couple of friends

And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate

And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh

And those who weren't laughing still had a ball

And to make this long story short short

And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought

As I walked down the hall

Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"

Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway

For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom

I almost had a heart attack that day

I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!

I can't believe it, I just made a mistake

I didn't say nothing at first

I got home and told my Mom how my day went

I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"

I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking

I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block

I remember one year

I said, "C'mon toots my name is the Prince =

I said, "I want to plead my case"

I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"

I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"

I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer

I said, "Yeah"

I'll just take it for a little spin

Inevitably the first day of school came

It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister

Mom, please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers

My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose

My mom took me school shopping

My mother buying me clothes from 1963

My parents had to come off from vacation to get me

My parents walked in

My parents went away on a week's vacation and

Oh kay, here's the situation

Parents just don't understand

Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot

She agreed and we were on our way

She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far

She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas

She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"

She said, "Was that for me?"

She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20"

She said, "Why?"

She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"

She wasn't moved everything stayed the same

So to you all the kids all across the land

So to you all the kids all across the land

So to you, all the kids all across the land

Take it from me

That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times

That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived

The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought

The next half hour was the same old thing

The sun roof was open, the music was high

There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax

There's no need to argue

There's no need to argue

They didn't speak

They don't understand that us kids

They left the keys to the brand new Porsche

They took turns

Umm, well, of course not

We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall

Well parents are the same no matter time nor place

Well, maybe I shouldn't

Yeah, of course I should

You could be some deranged lunatic"

You know parents are the same

You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions

"Cause they're not good friends"