The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Season 6 Edit

A hundred? Are you insane?

A very odd little man, but a man.

A word to the wise, Will, never leave your PIN number in your wallet.

Ahem. I'm sorry, madam.

All right, come on. It's your turn. Roll them, C.

All right, fine.

All right, here's the plan. First, we split up...

All right, I get it.

All right. All right. Show me 20. Show me 20. Show me 20.

All right. First, I'll take odds on my point.

All right. Okay, thank you. That was rad.

And here's a buck. Spread it around.

And the winner is eight.

And then it hits them. Losing is more fun than winning.

And then the blackjack table was saying, You can do it.

And then the slot machines just started yelling:

And this isn't just a trip, it's a rite of passage.

Apache Jump on it

Are you gonna give it to us or should we go out to the cashier?

Ashley, stop bothering your sister.

Aww.

Basically, where we go from here is that I'm gonna count to three...

Because there ain't no quarter, man.

Before you know it, people start talking, and they're saying:

Bells ringing, money flowing.

Blackjack.

But how is a brave suppose to concentrate with all these bells and whistles?

But when he left that desert, he was a man.

But, son, this isn't just a birthday, this is your 21st birthday.

Can I get change for 100, please?

Can't you just feel the money?

Carlton, come on, man. Didn't you feel the juice?

Carlton, what the hell are you doing?

Carlton, you can't put all your money on one number.

Carlton, you lost all our money.

Carlton, you maxed out all your credit cards?

Carlton, you taking notes from this man? Y'all taking notes from this man?

Carlton. Carlton.

Change 100.

Change for a dollar, please.

Cheyenne Indians used to take a young brave and leave him in the desert...

Ching ching. Huh?

Come on, aren't you gonna bet something?

Come on, eight, eight, eight. I need an eight. I want an eight. Eight.

Come to papa.

Custer Jump on it

Do you want to miss Hoover Dam?

Does it say what I'm wearing?

Eight. Eight. Give me an eight.

Geoffrey, you scared us.

Give me a 12 dollar six and eight, 10 dollar nine

Give me five on the come, five in the field. Keep my hard ways working for me.

Give me them. Give me them. Give me them.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Carlton

He said, Too late. He put the ring up. You know, he said, Too late.

Heh. A little? Pshh. We got something that is gonna rock your world.

Here are your airplane tickets and your hotel confirmation.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here, I got you this book so when we get to Vegas, you'll be Hoover savvy.

Hey look, man, that booby prize paid our way home.

Hey, Carlton, bet you can't blow them all out.

Hey, Carlton. Carlton.

Hey, honey, go ahead, draw to the inside straight.

Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Hey, Will, you want some action on this? I can beat you. I'll blow it out.

Hey, you tall handsome guy, come shake my hand.

Hey. Hey, Carlton. Oh, man, you are never gonna believe this.

Hi, my name is Will Smith, and I'm a gambleholic.

Hoover Dam.

How am I gonna call my father and tell him I'm an utter and absolute failure?

How come you can see the quarter and I can't?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

I can't believe I'm in the same city as Girls, Girls, Girls. Oh!

I cannot believe you froze me up right in the middle of my comeback.

I don't know where none of them at, you know, you know, but...

I don't think it's gonna be the shock that you think it is.

I don't wanna see no damn Hoover Dam.

I eat around it, because cockroaches go straight to my thighs.

I feel your pain.

I got a lot of raps But I'll be real

I had to. I couldn't get full value for the airline tickets.

I just know that one day Thelma and Louise will make it to the other side of the canyon.

I knew you would. You know, I mean, there's one hitch though.

I love you, man. You know I always loved you, man. Ha ha ha.

I mean, how dare they give us the booby prize.

I mean, I went into the desert just like my father said. I had my knife.

I mean, my God, look at all the animal heads in here.

I mean, they are really excited

I mean, we are shooting craps and we're playing cards and the crowd is excited.

I mean, we're out in the casino, we're working our tail off for you...

I never need a horse I like to chill

I said, I'm leaving.

I should be taking you to Vegas with me instead of Carlton.

I still don't know what happened.

I think the whole point of this is for us to bond without men.

I was so excited about going to Hoover Dam, I couldn't sleep.

I'm about to have me some of the devil's eggs and bacon too. Ha!

I'm Big Bank I am the Chief

I'm Carlton again.

I'm getting goose bumps.

I'm gonna go ahead and get my knife.

I'm in the same city with Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, and Engelbert Humperdinck.

I'm just barking numbers like, boom, seven, boom, 11. The crowd is going crazy.

I'm just straight jacking the casino for their loot. Man, I was like a crap Mandingo.

I'm throwing back doors, yos, Little Joes, all that kind of stuff.

I've hit rock bottom.

If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose, would you?

Irritating.

Is that gonna shut you up?

It is mauve.

It's a dance contest and I'm a dancing machine.

It's a shame you have to go to Sacramento.

It's energy generated by the most awesome source of natural power in the world.

It's just that I've never seen you three without your makeup before.

It's more beautiful than I thought.

It's Saturday, the guys are at the gym.

Jump on it

Jump on it Jump on it

Jump on it Jump on it

Jump on it Jump on it

Keep an eye on Will. Make sure he doesn't get out of control.

Kemosabi Jump on it

Let me tell you, I'm at this crap table, right? It's crazy.

Let's go.

Like Mickey, only without the big white gloves.

Look, man, I ain't tired

Look, see, it doesn't matter how many bruises and scars you got.

Make sure he doesn't drink the devil's juice.

Man, he ain't say none of that.

Man, that's three in a row.

Maybe so, but I can't lose either.

Miss Ashley, if it hasn't worked by now...

Mommy, Ashley's bothering me.

My associate and I, we wanna make you a very, very rich man.

My God, they're pumping a lot of oxygen into this room.

Nine. Winner.

No, better not take the chance.

No, I saw a mouse.

No, wait, wait. Wait a minute. It was 18, we had eight. We should get something.

No.

Not to mention the keno girls.

Now get on the phone and call Uncle Phil.

Now let's get some shuteye.

Now, are you familiar with the term money making money?

Now, come on, the only way that my plan is gonna work...

Now, we're out and we're hanging around in your delightful casino.

Oh, Auntie Em, Dorothy got a miniskirt on.

Oh, come on, baby. Come on, baby.

Oh, I know. I know.

Oh, please. I'm not ready to come down just yet.

Oh, so you want your money back?

Oh, yeah? Well, I got 20 that says I can.

Oh, yeah. I feel it.

Oh, yeah. Split me up $10. Boxcars and yo.

Okay, Geoffrey, fine. A question for you.

Okay, guys. Here you go.

Okay, Hilary, it's your turn. I'll ask you a question.

Okay, ladies, I'm leaving.

Okay, son, make a wish.

Okay, tell me something. Now, are all men hard of hearing...

Okay. You're at a friend's house for Christmas dinner...

One penny, two penny, three...

Outrageous. We're out of here, Will.

People at the crap tables, Come on, snake eyes. Let's go, snake eyes.

People will come to your casino to lose.

Place your bets.

Please welcome Will the Thrill and Boogaloo Shrimp.

Please. My mom got better moves than that the time her girdle slipped in Church.

Pleasure. I understand you gentlemen would like to discuss a little business.

Right now, they're in phase one. Chick flicks and mint Milanos.

Right. We have to listen until we're blue in the face about cars, sports...

See, Mom, she is so immature.

See, she can't believe it either.

So I figured I'd come down and place a little harmless bet and I won.

So many shows, so little time.

So many shows, so little time. Ugh.

So then it's settled. Chips are fine.

So this is what you wanna do, huh? You think you want some of me, huh?

Somebody pinch me.

Thank you.

Thanks. This is gonna be the greatest birthday present ever.

That is why you are you. You deserve every one of them heads, Fred.

That was the worst night of my life.

That'll cancel your bet out. You can't win like that.

The girls are like, Willy Smith, is that you? I'm like, Who you think it is?

The Hoover Dam

The important thing is you came out of that desert alive, and a man.

There's a $5 minimum, sir.

There's certainly some places in this desert where a brother can become a man.

These are all my new friends.

They don't hear you, sir. They've begun their women's weekend.

They say it starts out mauve.

They're going crazy. They all love me.

They're saying to themselves, Wow, how can we get in on the fun?

Tonto Jump on it

Too late.

Tossing and turning, thinking about that mouse.

Trust me, Will, I will never gamble again.

Uh... Is there anything else?

Very funny, Will. Now hand it over.

Wait, how about this? How about when they never listen? Heh.

We are certainly not in Kansas anymore.

We don't wanna miss sunrise at Hoover Dam.

We have the whole day to ourselves without men.

We were just walking around in your beautiful casino...

We were up, we were down, we were all around...

We'll gamble for about an hour or so, but then we have to hit the hay.

We're gonna welcome our next contestants all the way from Bel Air, California.

We've entered the world of temptation. A word to the wise, beware.

Well, after I maxed out all my credit cards...

Well, at least I know it's over. The insanity is done.

Well, I don't know. I wouldn't mind catching a show.

Well, it's not like you're going off to war, sir.

Well, what do you expect? I only got $200 out of your ATM card.

Well, you know, we were talking...

What a rush. You feel that? What a ride.

What am I doing? I'm gambling. What do you think? Come on, eight.

What are you complaining about? I'm the one who caught it and got rid of it.

What the hell were you thinking, man?

What you mean we?

What, the static from Uncle Phil's corduroys?

What'd it look like?

Who?

Whoa, wait a minute, Carlton. Relax, man.

Whoo hoo hoo! Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! Give me the loot. Give me the loot. I'm a bad, bad man.

Will, it's a sign.

Will, that's the devil's juice.

Would it bother you much if upon your death...

Wow, look at these guys. They're losing, but look how much fun they're having.

Wow, the competition's even stiffer than I thought.

Wow, Will, the casino's head office.

Yeah, I did, didn't I? I just wish we could've won that dance contest.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pay the man.

Yeah.

Yes, I put $5 on red and 5 on black.

Yes, I've got it.

Yes! Eight. I won

Yes.

You are so far gone. Now hand over all your money.

You can feel the electricity, can't you? You can feel it, right?

You got 20, so what? Hit it.

You hocked our airline tickets?

You know what that is?

You know what? Never mind. Never mind. So where do we go from here?

You know, I like this guy. No, no, but seriously, you know...

You know, I tried to walk away but the crap table just kept calling me.

You too?

You took my wallet? Carlton, how much is left?

You're an imbecile, but we still have to call Uncle Phil.

You're an odd little man, aren't you?

You're pathetic.

You're right.

Aah! Perhaps it's kicking in.

And the winner is eight... Yes!

And? That's it. We just split up.

Are you sure? Of course, I'm sure.

Big baby. She did it again.

But you don't understand. Carlton...

Can we talk about men? No.

Carlton, look, a quarter. Oh, it's mine. It's mine.

Great. What are the instructions? Shut the hell up.

Have a seat. Oh.

Hello, gentlemen. How you doing? Will Smith.

Hey, hey, so how much are you up? We're not up. We're down.

I'd switch plates with Carlton. Ha ha.

Just name it. Tom Jones.

Listen, Fred. I can call you Fred, right? Sure.

Not even negatively? What you got?

Not even negatively? What you got?

Not unless it comes up... Double zero, green.

Oh, my God. I see it! Geoffrey, get it!

Rock away. All right.

Shut up, Carlton. Ow!

So, what are we gonna do? Go to the mall and scam on guys.

So, what happened? Hey, can you spot a brother 20?

Sure. Let me paint you a little picture.

What? You were right there when Dad said it.

Whatever's left on the table. Wait a minute. Aah!

Which way did it go? That way!

...and he'd have to fend for himself with nothing but a knife.

...and if you gentlemen are not out of my office, I've got space for you on my wall.

...and suddenly out of nowhere, they just ripped our hearts out.

...and we lost all our money.

...and we suffered a minor cash flow problem.

...and you find a dead cockroach in your salad. What do you do?

...is if you follow my instructions to the letter.

...money, their precious careers, and then if we wanna talk about something...

...or is it just that they don't wanna listen to anything we have to say?

...teen. No!

...that's really important to us, they can't be bothered.

...you know, fully caught up in the magic and the fun and the excitement...

...your body was simply thrown into the woods and abandoned?