Roxanne (1987) Edit

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.

A child standing in the sun for the first time...

A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms.

A few frilly words, you're counting ceiling tiles.

A great body.

A L B U Q U E R Q U E.

A letter?

A little light reading, huh, Andy?

A little water, and then you're gonna talk to her.

A lowball for a highball.

A real firefighter. Welcome aboard, Chris.

A word of two syllables locked inside my head.

Actually, I already told her. You did?

Actually, I don't have any secrets at all.

Actually, I have one lousy one.

Actually, I have one pretty impor...

Actually, she is a rocket scientist.

After seeing you...

Alert and sensitive.

Alert...

Alive.

All day long I think, 'Where is she?

All right, 20 something betters. Here goes.

All right, all right.

All right, let's see.

All right! Yeah!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Chris, come over here.

All right. It ain't nothin', bro.

All right. All right.

All right. Bye.

All right. Dirty:

All the romance and emotion...

All these other men, they've got flat, featureless faces.

All this time, right there in front of me...

All those beautiful words.

Along the sides and down the slope, a little bit on the end.

Am I your prey?

An amazing letter.

And all you can think up is big nose.

And as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them...

And don't throw my hat at me!

And enjoy some outdoor hot tubbing.

And He just kept on giving, didn't He?

And I am suffocating.

And I couldn't even see you.

And I discovered a mathematical irregularity.

And I get to name it. That's pretty good.

And I made her feel the right way.

And I see couples walking along holding hands...

And I think she's fallen in love, but she doesn't know it yet.

And I think you might.

And I turned and there was nobody there...

And I was also...

And I was there. I saw it happen.

And I'll babe him a lot.

And I'll set him up with some mulled wine...

And I'm starting to feel a little drunk...

And if you change your mind, just come on over.

And it was as though...

And it's not something I really wanna start at this point in my life.

And less actual...

And now I feel sorry for people for whom it never comes.

And picks. Thanks, Bernie.

And Sea of Tranquility.

And sensitive...

And she wants something to make it look a little smaller?

And some good paper, a quality...

And tell him to knock me over, OK? Yeah.

And the ads and the flavorings.

And the redwoods, oh, you should see 'em.

And the women are just lined up, mostly because of the old saying.

And then I catch my shadow on the wall.

And they're having trouble finding you.

And when I say

And when their wings hit the air...

And you and I would be connected by a tunnel of light.

And you are trembling, aren't you?

And you can make big money.

And you feel yourself not staring.

And you think...

And you were great. I was okay.

And you write to Roxanne what you imagine I'm feeling.

And your nose, Charlie.

Andy, your coat's on fire.

Appreciative:

Are actually the forerunner of a big comet which is due back this summer.

Are they afraid?

Are we having fun yet?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you hungry?

Are you okay? I'm fine.

Aren't you gonna kill me? The guys said that...

As much as I really admire your shoes...

Ask him to write me. All right.

Ask him to write me. All right.

Ask these guys. I'm always crackin' 'em up.

Asshole.

Astronomy. Yeah, right.

At Roxanne's house? That's where they are, right now!

At this particular time and place.

Au naturel.

Back up a second. Okay.

Bastards!

Because I have made you tremble up there.

Because I was afraid of having you laugh at me.

Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne. Worms!

Because there is a heart here...

Because this time I've gone too far.

Because tonight I am a hunter.

Because tonight I am a hunter...

Because yesterday she didn't.

Beer? Yeah.

Believe me, I didn't say anything. I'm too dumb...

Bernie.

Besides, it's only 60 miles away.

Blood!

Bottom and top.

Brilliant! With the ladies.

But be careful.

But C.D. tells me he wants to write me a letter.

But get around women I get... God, I get a little...

But he's never stayed up there this long.

But I just get a little nervous, that's all.

But I like that song. I like it.

But I was the one who said all the right things

But I was working on this paper... watch it...

But if you said it to me tonight, all this blackness would go away...

But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good.

But it wasn't him doing that to me.

But it's not.

But maybe... maybe it is.

But not a defenseless one...

But only an unusually exotic collision...

But out of all the guys in this town, she likes me.

But sometimes, you know...

But today...

But you can't run a fire department with the seven Banana Brothers.

But you can't say, I felt horny. You have to change it a little.

By the way, I named the comet.

Bye, C.D.

Bye, C.D.

Bye. G'bye.

C.D. Wrote this. Call me. Dixie.

C.D., as soon as this Oktoberfest promotion is over

C.D., this is Chris McConnell.

C.D., you know I can't.

C.D., you write the letter. No, no. You're doing good.

C.D.! Hi, C.D.!

C.D....?

C'mon Charlie, you can do it.

Calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do!

Can I ask you to stop the noise, please?

Can I fluff your pillows?

Can I fluff your pillows?

Can I help you?

Can produce the strange and charmed quarks.

Can't you go easy for once in your life?

Car 3, do you confirm?

Car 3. Car 3. Proceed to the 279.

Charlie, I can't hold this by myself.

Charlie, you have a big nose!

Cheers.

Cheese. Wine will be fine.

Chief! C.D., come here! I got it!

Chief. Thanks.

Chief. There you go.

Chris asked me to stand in for him.

Chris came and took his stuff.

Chris didn't write those letters, you did.

Chris, Chris. What are you doing here?

Chris, Chris. What are you doing here?

Chris, you know what carpe diem is?

Chris, you know what carpe diem is?

Chris? Yes?

Chris.

Chris... Chris?

Come here, Grover.

Come here! Wait. Stop.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come on. Don't make me do it.

Come in.

Come on, C.D. Do it.

Come on, I'll get it. There is no doorbell.

Come on, Mayor.

Come on, rack 'em up. We'll play a game.

Come on.

Come on. I'm here.

Come on. No.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. What's the matter?

Comet Kowalski.

Comin', Bossy. Let's go, boys.

Complimentary:

Confirm my feelings.

Confirm my feelings. Confirm my feelings.

Confirm what? Confirm...

Congratulations. That's great!

Could you gift wrap that for me please?

Couldn't I just be cute, huh?

Cut a wide swath, pussy.

Damn it!

Darts champion, Denver, 1987.

Dean, it's Bales, B A L E S.

Dean, Trent, my personal tailor, Sam.

Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime?

Dear Roxanne.

Did that copy of Being And Nothingness by Jean...

Did you say your name was Roxanne?

Did you see that on his face?

Did you talk to your mother about it? Once I tried.

Disgusting:

Dixie, have you been serving that tripe quiche again?

Dixie, it's me. How you doing?

Dixie?

Dixie?

Dixie?

Dixie???

Dixie...? Dixie!!!

Do I have to get down now?

Do I want to sit outside? Yes.

Do it, Roxanne. There's only one way to tell.

Do it. Come on.

Do you actually believe there are creatures from outer space

Do you have a straw? I don't, actually. Why?

Do you have anything like that that would be in a shading area?

Do you know how many objects are up there?

Do you know why I came back early?

Do you think he's gonna call me or something?

Don't be stupid.

Don't panic. Stay calm.

Don't say it.

Don't think I don't know you.

Don't think I haven't felt you beneath me.

Don't worry. I'll take care of this.

Draft? Yeah, a little bit.

Earn more sessions by 'sleeving.'

Eight minutes, 31 seconds.

Eight!

Eighteen!

Eighty five dollars, please.

Envious:

Especially Roxanne. She went on and on about you.

Every move, no matter how insignificant it might seem.

Every time you are near?

Everybody knows this. Come on.

Everybody take cover! She's going to blow!

Everyone tells me you're fast, efficient and brilliant.

Everyone thinks he is.

Everywhere I looked.

Exactly. I think a dark contour would be fine.

Excuse me. Is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?

Fashionable:

Fast!

Fault! Et la.

Feeling only your radiance.

Feminine.

Fifteen, love.

Fifteen!

Filled with...

Finally got a sense of humor about your nose, huh?

Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.

Fine! Go on!

Fine. See ya.

Flirtin' with Sophie and Lydia again.

For God's sake, put something on.

For Roxanne, you need something startling...

Forget it. No. Hey, come here.

French:

Friday? Then it took no time. It didn't exist in time.

Game.

Gavanna Samana?

Get a good stream. Lean into it now. You gotta trust it.

Get ahold of yourself. God.

Get in! Get off this porch!

Get into gear.

Get out!

Get out! I am out. You get in.

Get ready to move a little closer to her.

Get up!

Give me a hand!

Give me the American beauty, Dave.

Give me your hat.

Give or take ten days.

Go away!

Go on.

Go on.

Go!

Go! Come on!

Go. Let's show the chief what we got.

God, come on, you know. It's embarrassing enough.

God, I hate heights.

God, I was nervous last night.

God, my third day here.

God, we're gonna meet. Really?

God.

Goddamn it! We're supposed to put them out!

Goddamn it! What in the hell do you think you're doing?

Gonna tell her? I can't.

Good luck.

Good.

Gosh! To be able to smell your own ear!

Got a girlfriend?

Great idea! Just...

Great, great. Now how would she go about...

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. We can sit right here.

Grover?

Grover?

Grover?

Grover...?

Guys, this is Chris, our new pro.

Guys! Guys! What now?

Had enough yet?

Handsome.

Hanging over you in a delirious kiss.

Happy? Dizzy?

Has he fallen yet?

Have you met the chief?

He can write?

He could cheer you up.

He made me feel romantic.

He may not say anything all summer, and then I'll be gone.

He owes me 50 bucks. You animal.

He picked up Roxanne at 6:30.

He plucked it and he put it in his pocket.

He reads encyclopedias? He is an encyclopedia.

He should be bronzed.

He took the idea, he saw it ripe on the tree...

He wants to write you a letter.

He works for you. His name's Chris McConnell.

He's a fireman!

He's a flirt. I have nothing against cute.

He's dancing!

He's funny. He's great.

He's got an ego the size of Brazil. I have to stop talking right now.

He's got the whole world

He's my godbrother.

He's on fire! Get his coat off!

Heard she's kind of smart, too. Astrology or somethin'.

Heard you're tough.

Hello, darling. Haven't seen you in a while.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello...?

Here it is.

Here on the porch? Yes. Yes.

Here?

Here's a girl who likes me, so what am I afraid of her for?

Here's a guy who dodges me for days.

Here's what I want. Two lines from the pump to the fire!

Here's your racket. Thanks.

Hey, Charlie, can I talk to you?

Hey, Chief!

Hey, come here!

Hey, Dave, could I look at those nose cards one more time?

Hey, hi! How you doin'?

Hey, Sophie? You know the old saying about a man's nose?

Hey, there is one thing.

Hey, what's the trouble, Peter?

Hey, where you goin', big nose?

Hi, C.D. Hi, Cindy.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, Chief. Hi, Andy.

Hi, Chief. What is it?

Hi, Chris. No, I'm not doing anything.

Hi, guys! Hey, Andy. How you doin'?

Hi. I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95.

Hit it!

Horny.

Hot tubbing. Pardon me?

How about muon? Gluon?

How can I use the same word about you that someone else uses about a stuffing?

How come you're not wearing your fur? I thought you were off tonight.

How could you lie and say those things?

How did you feel when you first saw her?

How did you feel when you first spoke to her?

How do you feel about her?

How do you feel about her?

How many is that? Fourteen, Chief!

How many? Three a day.

How original. Most people just have their teeth capped.

How you can start to see them as handsome?

How're you doin' there, Chief? All's well that ends well, right?

How're you doin'? Good. How are you?

How're you doin'? Good. How are you?

How's your room?

Huh? It's a riddle.

Humorous: Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

Hunting for words.

I almost never let this moment happen.

I always take a meat sandwich with me when I go.

I am not.

I am, and I will always be...

I am.

I appreciate that.

I can be myself, Roxanne.

I can craft it.

I can get you back in. Come on inside. I'll get some tools.

I can hear it now: Get used to it.

I can see him trying, but he won't.

I can tell. Hey, Carol.

I can't go on. This is all too much!

I can't hear you.

I can't memorize it.

I can't see her tonight.

I can't stand this!

I can't tell you.

I can't wear makeup. Hi.

I can't. Allergies to anesthetics are very, very dangerous.

I could close my eyes and see it again and again...

I could write her.

I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to see you.

I couldn't... I couldn't do it the third time.

I did. Charlie!

I did. It just runs out.

I didn't make it up. It's true.

I don't even consider that I went to bed with him.

I don't have any clothes on.

I don't have to be careful anymore.

I don't know what it is...

I don't know what that was.

I don't know.

I don't know. How about if you walk up to her on the street and say hello?

I don't know. That's why I came out.

I don't think I could after that.

I don't think Jackie Onassis would have gone as far

I figure it's gonna be about why he won't talk to me...

I figured you must be starving,

I got 9,000 for my house this summer.

I got a call from the university. I was right about the comet.

I got a nine, a seven, a five, a three and a deuce.

I got it right here. It's all paid for.

I got it! Not the gasoline!

I got it.

I got your hand.

I guess I mistook sex for love.

I had an aunt who knitted one of these. It was much lighter than this.

I had looked at the sun too long.

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream.

I have a friend who was looking for a cosmetic...

I have breathed you in...

I have paper in the glove compartment. I'll get it.

I have to go in now. Wait!

I have.

I haven't climbed this many steps since I went to see the maharishi.

I heard it. Probably kids.

I heard one girl got a $10,000 tip from a gambler that got lucky.

I heard your name again.

I hope I haven't hurt you, but I probably did.

I just like to go there and just be.

I just mentioned...

I just wanted to welcome you. Okay. Thanks a lot.

I just wish I could meet someone with half a brain this time.

I know I'm forward.

I know the lady who owns this house. Dixie? I liked her.

I know what you mean. Good bye.

I know you from your letters. That's the person I love.

I know you've imagined it.

I know, 'cause I went to Tahoe with a girlfriend of mine.

I know, you can tell me about the night.

I know.

I know. He's got a big nose, right?

I like hanging out, mixing it up.

I like him for that.

I like it when they give astronomical objects names...

I look at them and I think, Hey, why not me?

I love doing that to them.

I love it. I think it's great!

I love you, Charlie.

I love you.

I love your nose, Charlie.

I love your nose.

I love your shoes. What do you mean?

I loved your letter.

I mean, how can you love a floor wax?

I mean, stupid ass. Yeah.

I mean, yeah.

I meant words, Roxanne.

I noticed you don't have any tattoos.

I puked.

I really admire your shoes.

I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes...

I remember everything about you.

I see.

I see. In other words, every time you meet a woman

I see. She's got this extra large feature...

I should go. It's late and I've got a lot of important things to do.

I shouldn't say that in front of you.

I shouldn't say that in front of you.

I sort of already did.

I start to have a drink...

I suppose you could think of somethin' better?

I swore I heard someone say it...

I swore I heard your name.

I talked to Chris for you.

I think a sense of humor's really important, don't you?

I think I discovered a comet.

I think I'm in love.

I think it's a fantastic idea. Do you like it?

I think it's brilliant! What an idea!

I think it's so great you've traveled.

I think that a series of ten comets... Yeah?

I think that's a wise choice.

I think when one person finds another person interesting...

I think you'd better get off that hose.

I thought I'd get an early start. He's a maniac with the chicks, too.

I thought so.

I thought you should read the letter before I send it.

I thought you'd never ask. I didn't.

I told her about the hot tubbing...

I told you I'd return it.

I used to. I just forgot right now.

I wanna look like Diana Ross.

I want a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger, spaghetti...

I want a cute little pert, little petite, little button nose!

I want to go to concerts with you. We could boogie or what?

I want to make love to you. Shut up, Chris!

I want to say...

I want to see you.

I want to travel with you. I hate pasta.

I want you to teach me what you know. I play guitar a little.

I wanted to talk to her the other night real bad, but I didn't...

I was a stupid, bumbling pointer.

I was just thinking that...

I was just wondering if what I wrote to you touched you.

I was just... I was just making some eggs.

I was real nervous. Yeah, nervous.

I was telling myself to shut up...

I was too embarrassed to go in there and ask for it myself.

I was trying to make you feel good. You're playing with my emotions!

I was walking along. A spacecraft landed right in front of me.

I was walking on air.

I wasn't lying. I was trying to tell you how I felt about you.

I wasn't playing with you. You could've figured it out.

I went inside and thought what it was about Chris that attracted me.

I went through all of the other letters.

I worked hard on that. Take a pen.

I would like to say that I would rather be...

I wouldn't do that. I figured you wouldn't.

I... You changed your hair.

I'd wait. Mail her a letter.

I'll ask C.D. To do it, if I can tear him away from his encyclopedias.

I'll be out in a minute.

I'll explain it to you outside if you want.

I'll get a fresh one from the back. Thanks.

I'll get the tools.

I'll give you something to memorize, then you can just say it.

I'll let it unfold.

I'll see what I can do. Thanks.

I'll show you to your room. What do you think? Cuffs or no cuffs?

I'll take it. Okay.

I'll tell you when you've gone too far.

I'll whisper to you what to say.

I'm Andy. Good to meet you.

I'm bringing it. I've only had it a year and a half.

I'm calling you maestro because that's what you are with the chicks, right?

I'm catching a plane in 20 minutes. Why?

I'm dying already. It's only 3:00. Just relax.

I'm exploding with love for you and I can't use the word.

I'm going to have you neutered!

I'm gonna be gone about a week. Here's my address.

I'm gonna write her a letter. I got a way with words.

I'm locked out of my house.

I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face...

I'm Mayor Deebs. We didn't expect you till Monday.

I'm melting.

I'm not feeling good. I gotta go.

I'm not gonna stare. Come on.

I'm protected by the night.

I'm Sandy.

I'm shocked.

I'm sorry! Hold on!

I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.

I'm suspended, weightless, over you...

I'm tired of having a magnificent, fabulous, interesting nose.

I'm too smart for that.

I've been to New York. I was just kidding. You really have?

I've got a 3:00, I've got a 5:00...

I've got a lot of experience at that.

I've got tell him about the letter!

I've only seen him a few times. We've never even spoken.

If anything happens to you, C.D. Will be all over my kizitski or kozalski.

If it gets to the station, the whole town could go.

If it wasn't you, who was it? Chris couldn't have seduced me.

If she'd had an anchor on her arm.

If you felt that way, you have a lousy way of telling someone!

If you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.

In a letter I can be... I can be effer goddamn vescent.

In his nose

Inquiry: When you stop and smell the flowers...

Intelligent.

Intelligent...

Interesting, yeah. Did you see her legs?

Is Chris around? No, I haven't seen him.

Is that I would like the people of this community

Is that it? Yeah.

Is this your shop? Yeah.

Is very extemporaneous.

Isn't that from a song?

Isn't that usually what you get at the end of a relationship?

It came to me last night in a flash.

It did.

It doesn't quite work, does it?

It has a... I feel...

It is an exquisite evening...

It just wasn't the actual me...

It looks pretty boring. I'll take care of it.

It means there may not be a tomorrow, so do it now...

It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning...

It really helps. It's not me.

It really is.

It seemed very extemporaneous.

It was beautiful.

It was how he made me feel.

It was just letters.

It was like Broadway. Then this door opened.

It was really great knowing you...

It was strange and...

It was you.

It was your voice that night under the balcony.

It wasn't actually me. It was sort of me.

It wasn't the way he looked.

It wouldn't matter if you were ugly.

It'll work. What I would imagine you're feeling?

It's a good concept, but I think for her it's gotta be more interesting.

It's a lovely evening.

It's a party town, maestro. You'll love it.

It's a real pleasure meeting you.

It's a telescope. It's beautiful.

It's a tradition we have here to consume some mulled wine...

It's an old bar bet.

It's as plain as the nose on your face.

It's beautiful, don't you think? Yeah.

It's because my words have to rise up...

It's been so long. Girls!

It's enormous.

It's fish bait?

It's for my sister. You have a sister?

It's for my sister's girlfriend.

It's gigantic!

It's good to meet you. Thanks.

It's great. I'm really a 49ers fan.

It's huge.

It's hypnotic, isn't it?

It's Latin. It means seize the day.

It's Latin. It means seize the day.

It's locked! It's locked!

It's mostly air. And glass, so be careful.

It's my shop. All mine.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's no big deal. There's lots of comets.

It's not a noun.

It's not a verb. It's not an adjective.

It's not that I don't like women, okay?

It's not the size of a nose that's important.

It's now or never.

It's okay. I can put on my sweater if I get...

It's perfect for us because, you know, we're the fire department.

It's perfect. Thank you.

It's practically half written already.

It's really nice out, isn't it?

It's really, really, really...

It's so him.

It's so unpleasant. It ranks up there with hemorrhoid.

It's the first time I've ever seen anyone actually be brave.

It's two minutes to Dallas.

It's what in it that matters.

It's worth it. This house has a great spot for that.

It's... dare I say... genius?

July 14th, 2200 hours...

June '85. What?

Just a sec. I'll be right back.

Just five birds rising off the ground.

Just for that second, I was one of them...

Just go. Go.

Just honest.

Just hovering...

Just like on Sesame Street.

Just wait! I just want to tell you that...

Keep that guy away from my cocaine!

Kind of a GQ firefighter. Guys.

Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Know where I really wanna go? Where?

Kowalski? Why? You've got a chance to give it a beautiful name.

Ladies, drinks are on Chuck. Like it?

Last week. I made love to her.

Later.

Let me show you a double binary.

Let Oktoberfest begin!

Let's get into our gear. Fast!

Let's go and check it out. Oh, dear!

Let's go, boys. It's Operation Snowball!

Let's go!

Let's go. Go on.

Let's just stay up here for a while.

Let's play again sometime.

Let's see.

Lifting weights. I'm into my body.

Lights? You never saw so many lights.

Like a dickhead.

Like a leaf on a tree.

Like opening Coke bottles.

Like the blue man in the Chagall...

Like Wyoming.

Listen to me. I got a lot to say.

Look what you got me into, Grover. Thanks.

Look, C.D., have you ever thought

Look, I'll just sign my name...

Look, look. Someone is checking you out.

Look. Around you guys I can... I don't know.

Look. He only gave us enough money for one drink.

Lookit, C.D., it's okay.

Looks nice. C.D. in?

Magic...

Man, whatever you do, don't stare.

Maybe I'm in the presence of greatness. Maybe I just don't know it.

Maybe next time, huh?

Maybe this guy needs you to make the first move.

Maybe you'd like some wine with your nose.

Maybe.

Me? About her?

Melodic. Everybody.

Men, let's go. I'll take the top one.

Meteorological:

More, more! Thank you, thank you.

Moving in toward you.

Mutual attraction.

My dream... and I hope you don't find this too crazy...

My hand out reaching to...

My name's Chris.

My name's Roxanne. Thanks for helping me before.

My nose! Okay, come on!

My voice. Only my voice.

Mysterious portents...

Naughty: Pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked...

Nelson?

Nice and cheap, I'll bet.

Nice. Nice out.

Nine!