Megamind Edit

A baby.

A bull fighter with no bull to fight.

A choice.

A dream life filled with luxury?

A knack for building objects of mayhem.

A little bit, yeah.

A much different fate awaited me.

A place that taught me the differences between right...

A ying, with no yang.

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

Aaannd wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas.

Aaannd, action!

Aaannnd....jussst.

About judging a book by it's cover.

Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in...

Actually, no records at all.

After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior.

After all these years. My old shhool house.

Ah, you look fantastic.

Ah!

Ahh, it's me you fools!

Ahh, Minion.

Ahh...shhhh.

Ahhh!

Ahhh.

All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe.

All may be lost.

All right people, hit it.

All right, put your hands in the air.

All right, put your hands in the air.

All the brain bots certainly missed you, sir.

All your gifts all your powers, and you squander them for your own personal gain.

Alone.

Also, there's a door here.

Although getting a whole museum is super cool.

Am I saying it right?

And a smidgen of DNA.

And at the end of every day.

And battle the super genius, of Megamind.

And being a nerd and being not as scary as the Tighten Hal.

And brilliantly told, by the way.

And here is your binkie.

And I don't get the girl.

And I hate reminders.

And I have just one question for, Megamind.

And I know why.

And I love you, random citizen.

And I loved it.

And I will get back to you.

And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby.

And I'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen.

And Megamind! This one's for Space, Step Mom.

And multiply it by...SIX!

And Music Man was born.

And our glorious rivalry, was born!

And rehydrate them at will.

And rosy. Behold, Minion.

And she'll be yours.

And since I'm the cool one, I'll have like two tanks sword fighting.

And so began an enduring epic, life long career.

And the city will know your name.

And the city.

And the hero strikes the first blow.

And then, finally I'm going to fight that hero. In an epic battle of good and evil.

And there is no Queen of England.

And there's no one to stop me.

And we were destined to be rivals.

And what gives you that idea?

And what's this?

And why did my doorman let you up?

And you are, what?

And you deserted them. You left us in the hands of, him!

And you'd want a picture of it. Like maybe we should have this for like ever,

And you'll never leave.

And you're making a weird face, and that's making me feel weird.

And, exit.

And, I never heard you laugh before.

Any chance you could give me the time?

Anything that would give us clues.

Apology accepted.

Apparently not.

Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.

Are there any questions?

Are you crazy?

Are you happy now?

Are you in?

Are you okay?

Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's, For Him?

Argh, it's really paying off. You're so fit, and strangely charismatic.

As a random, non specific example.

As long as there's evil good will rise up against it.

At a strange place called shh ool.

Authorities have issued a warning, to stay out of the downtown area at all costs.

Aww, I remember when he wore that.

Ballsy and incipient.

Battles we will now, never have.

Because you're the smartest person I know.

Being a hero is for losers.

Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.

Being bad.

Being good, has its perks.

Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.

Bernard, I was just well I was talking to myself.

Bernard, I'll just be another minute.

Bernard, run!

Bernard, you were right about that door being exciting.

Bernard!

Besides jail.

Bet you think it's really funny, huh?

Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am running late. I have to go.

Boneheaded, irresponsible.

BOO!!

Booooo!

Booooo.

Boys, a little lower.

Brain Bots.

Brain bots. Initiate the fail safe.

Brave one, isn't he.

Bring me to justice. Oh god, how I missed this.

Bring out, the 'Black Mamba'!

But evil returns with a backhand.

But from a good perception, it is just plain bad.

But how, why?

But I had something far, far greater,

But I just felt stuck.

But I thought you two were...

But I'm saying this is a kind of bad, bad.

But in the mean time.

But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil.

But it seems to only carry one station.

But it sounded important.

But like fifty ninjas started to attack me.

But metals can be melted by the heat of 're vange'.

But not today!

But that's not important.

But the path we choose for ourselves.

But there is only one person I know who calls this town, Montrosity.

But there's a mad man out there destroying our...your city.

But we have nothing.

But what about what I wanted to do?

But why did he pick, Hal?

But you don't understand we need to find out why...

But, for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.

But, I have powers.

But..we..we saw your skeleton.

By several thousand years.

Bye.

Can we keep it?

Can we try to stay focused here?

Can't see it's cold and... warm, and dark and light.

Can't wait for what, sir?

Can't...wait. LoL, smiley face.

Certainly do, you fantastic fish you.

Challenge me, if you dare.

Check this out.

Classic, Minion. Don't give them the face.

Clearly it was time to move on.

Code Did you find out who it was?

Code Fine back.

Code Fine!

Code get the car.

Code I don't need you.

Code I guess we are.

Code I'll just pack my thing and go.

Code right away, sir.

Code We're the good guys now.

Come on Roxi, call for your hero to come rescue you.

Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man day spirit.

Come on..yes? You in the back.

Come out you little freak!

Coming off the hook, or whatever. You should come over.

Coming up next. Are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.

Copper drains my powers!

Copper drains my powers.

Copper should have worked, why didn't the copper work?

Copper? You're not making any sense.

Could this be what I was destined for?

Could this day get anymore, funtastic?

Could you just shut up for one second, I'm trying to beat this level.

Crab nuggets?

Create a hero? Wait, wait, what? Why would you do that?

Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain.

Daddy's, sorry.

Dandruff?

Death ray, readying.

Defender of Metro City.

Defender of Montrosity.

Dependable.

Destined for, what?

Did you miss your daddy? Whose the menacing little brains?

Did you think this day would ever come?

Didn't know what you liked, so I just grabbed you know, all of them.

Do I have a son?

Do you have any idea how long I waited for you?

Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?

Do you really think that I would ever be with you?

Do you really want to know?

Don't answer that.

Don't do anything, I'll be right there.

Don't listen to her, she's crazy.

Don't look yet.

Don't make Roxanne pay for my wrong doings.

Don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet?

Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey reporter skills,

Each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't.

Ee, Uh, yes!

En Garde!

Enjoy your flight.

Even fate picks its favorites.

Even the most heartfelt belief, can be corroded over time.

Even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning.

Ever since I can remember I've always had to be what the City wanted me to be.

Ewwww.

Feels pretty good.

Finally I'm free, to get in touch with my true power.

FIRE!

First off, what a turnout.

For years he's been watching us with his super vision.

From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences.

From this, we'll extract the source of Metro Man's awesome power.

Fun!

Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us.

Game over.

Get back to work.

Get in the car, you.

Get it off!

Give it to me.

Give it to me...all right!

Give me some, come on give it now. Give it to me. What?

Go on, ask.

Going somewhere?

Good idea, Minion. But without him, what's the point?

Good lord, I'm trapped.

Good luck, fellows.

Good receives all the praise and adulation.

Good, I'm glad you asked that one.

Gotcha!

Great news, I'm a changed man.

Guess they can't.

Guess what, Buster Brown?

Ha, haaa!

Had life handed to him on a silver platter.

Hah, hah, hah.

Hal is the worst possible person you could pick.

Hal Stewart, prepare for your destiny.

Hal, I think you're ready for this.

Hal, what happened?

Hal!

HAL!

Hal!

Hal? Hal Stewart?

Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.

Has someone tamed this monster?

Has something happened to Megamind?

He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.

He did it.

He did it.

He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies.

He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created a new hero to kick it for him.

He took the name, Metro Man.

He was always there for us.

He would win some, I would almost win others.

He's hopeless. HOPELESS!

He's the real hero.

Hello, hello?

Hello, hey.

Hello, is someone there?

Hello, like that?

Hello, who's there?

Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.

Here it is. From the blackest part of my heart.

Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.

Here's my day, so far.

Heroes can be made. That's it!

Hey, hey, hey! Not now, Minion.

Hey, Megamind. You're actually the guy I want to see.

Hey, Metro city.

Hey, Metro losers.

Hey, open up.

Hey, we're closing soon.

Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?

Hey, who needs him.

Hey!

HEY! Come over and look at this.

Hey.

His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean.

Hit it!

Hit it!

Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't go to the same school.

Hmm, not the only exciting development of the night.

Hold on a second.

Hold them sideways, and just go all gangsta on 'em.

Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think this was your first day of being evil.

Honor, and nobility.

How are you doing to do it?

How could you do this?

How did it all come to this, you ask?

How did she find my hideout?

How do I look, Minion?

How sad is that?

How thoughtful.

How wild is this, huh?

Huh? Oh yes, how long is this going to take?

Huh? Oh, oh.

I 'm the villain, you're the good guy. I do something bad, and you come and get me.

I am extremely boggled.

I am so tired of running rampant through the streets.

I am your father.

I began to realize, despite all my powers,

I believe someone is going to stand up to Megamind.

I better take the lead.

I came from what you might call, a broken home.

I can be whatever I want to be.

I can explain.

I can have, everything I want!

I can throw a few parts together.

I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news.

I can't believe you.

I can't control it.

I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car.

I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life.

I decided to go clear my head.

I decided to pick something a little more humble.

I did it?

I did it.

I did look back.

I didn't mean to destroy you.

I didn't quite hear that last part.

I didn't think it would really work.

I do have a choice.

I don't blame you.

I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are...

I don't save the day. I don't fly off into the sunset,

I don't think even he could survive that.

I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man museum.

I don't want to get into it but, Lasers, spikes.

I got a DJ rented a bouncy house. Made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick.

I got this covered.

I guess I just needed a swim

I guess I'll. Guess I'll ride down with you then.

I had a fairly standard childhood.

I had so many evil plans in the works.

I have a cape, I'm the good guy.

I have some work here I need to do. Okay, bye.

I have to admit.

I have to, run a quick errand.

I hear there's a new hero.

I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day.

I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.

I kept thinking he was going to do one of his last minute escapes.

I knew you'd come back.

I know I am so close, I can feel it.

I know there's still good in you, Hal.

I know this is a lot to take in.

I know you.

I know, everybody did. It's just, well he was never really my type.

I know, I know. Always thirsty, never satisfied.

I know.

I learned how to dehydrate animate objects.

I lied to Roxanne.

I love you Metro Man!

I made you a hero.

I may not know much, but I do know this.

I mean, I have a few notes.

I mean, I meant to destroy you.

I mean, it's like they say. Heroes aren't born, they're made.

I mean...

I need you.

I need your help.

I never felt so alive.

I never should have left.

I often ask myself.

I only took the gig to get the girl. And it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.

I said slow down.

I saw her having dinner, and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.

I say we go back to the evil lair. Grab some ray guns,

I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice.

I set out to find my destiny.

I smell hero.

I smell something burning.

I suppose I'm, a little crazy... about you.

I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair.

I think a bee flew up my nose.

I think I'll keep it.

I think it's working!

I think we should run.

I told you countless times.

I treated like dirt.

I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.

I understand you, little well dressed bird.

I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid.

I usually just hear criminals. You haven't been naughty, have you?

I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement.

I want to talk to the guy who loved being a camera man, and eating dip,

I want to talk to the real Hal.

I was always last one picked for everything.

I was always the odd man out.

I was destined to be a super villain.

I was eight days old and still living with my parents.

I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning.

I was going to try reasoning with you.

I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you,

I was thinking about it on the way over.

I was....less right.

I wasn't finished.

I wrote that piece myself, Hal.

I, I had some work done recently.

I, like that plan.

I, miss you.

I....AM....Sorry!

I...is something wrong, sir?

I'd better take him home. Thanks again, Bernard.

I'd like that.

I'll always be a villain.

I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet.

I'll call you tomorrow, partner.

I'll just go get him.

I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later.

I'll tell you.

I'm alive.

I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.

I'm calling it, The Black Mambaaaaaaa...aaaa...aaa.

I'm calling time out.

I'm going home.

I'm going to be a hero.

I'm going to give someone, I don't know who yet.

I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead eyed plastic desk toy.

I'm just kidding.

I'm looking, I'm looking.

I'm not allowed to self guess directly.

I'm right here.

I'm saying...Roxanne? Roxaroo?

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, your right,

I'm sorry, I did the best I could.

I'm sorry, I really am.

I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.

I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us.

I'm the bad guy.

I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing with you.

I'm trying to warn you, Hal.

I'm your space, Step Mom.

I've come to stop you, Hal.

I've did my best. But he's to fantastic.

I've looked into the reset button.

I've made a horrible mistake.

I've never seen anyone but Metro Man stand up to him like that.

I've terrorized the city countless times.

If I was the bad boy.

If my parents could see me now.

If only Metro Man were still alive.

If there's bad, good will rise up against it.

If you know what's good for you, Tighten.

If you please.

If you want to hear me say it? I'll say it.

Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying evil thing you could possibly think of.

In case you haven't noticed,

In order to stop me, You need to find me first, Metro Man.

In other words, I have no purpose.

In the mean time I want you to carry on, with the dreary normal things you,

In the rain.

Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.

Is it a puppy?

Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,

Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me.

Is this some kind of dream?

It all makes sense now.

It all started back at the observatory.

It doesn't belong to me.

It is with great pleasure that I present to Metro Man, this new museum.

It may take months for you to come to grips..

It stretches, it's for you.

It was one of my favorite things to do.

It was the only name I could trademark.

It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody Two Shoes.

It was your best quality.

It, it boggles my mind.

It, it has?

It, its strength's to much.

It's 'revenge' and it's best served cold.

It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man.

It's a dump.

It's a very safe metal used to defeat...

It's called, 'Formal Speed walking'.

It's daddy.

It's destiny.

It's just my natural musk.

It's just to easy now.

It's just you, Bernard.

It's made from Copper. You're powerless against it.

It's me, Minion.

It's ME! It's the Warden.

It's pronounced Metro City!

It's suppose to be very thrilling for you.

It's taken me a long time to find my calling.

It's the mother load.

It's Tighten. It's TIGHTEN, not Hal.

It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around.

It's un, without Fathom.

It's work, work, work twenty four seven, and for what?

Just a few alterations, sir. And I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet.

Just kidding.

Just look at him.

Just not a super one.

Just think about it.

Just throw it.

Just what do you think you're doing?

Just, just a technical glitch.

Justice is a noncorrosive metal.

Juvenile.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.

Ladies and gentlemen... MEGAMIND!

Let go, it's mine!

Let me guess, after seeing how awesome I am,

Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh.

Let's enjoy each other's company.

Let's get real for a moment.

Let's just have fun with this, come on.

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?

Lights out!

Like a memory, you know.

Like this...AHHHHH!

Listen to me, you have to let me go. Tighten has to be stopped.

Literally, broken.

Look at the intricate moon links.

Look closely.

Look I wouldn't stay for more than two minutes and thirty seven seconds if I were you.

Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness. He'll destroy the whole city.

Look, it doesn't even hurt. Don't even feel it.

Look, we need your help.

Looks like one of the giant monitors, in the lair.

Looks like there's only one loose end now.

Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home.

Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

Maybe I got an extended warranty?

Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.

Maybe we never really know how good we have it, until it's gone.

Megamind, if you please.

Megamind!

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind's created a new hero.

Metro Man approaching, sir.

Metro Man is gone. And now there's no one left to challenge Megamind.

Metro Man was finally dead.

Metro Man! AHHH!

Metro Man?

Metro Man.

Metro Man...

Metro Man's cape.

Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that someone to become Montrocity's new hero.

Minion, Code Send in the brain bots.

Minion, fire...

Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.

Minion, if I live, I will kill you.

MINION!

Minion?

Minion...

Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.

Mmmore...Mmmore...Mmmore.

Montrocity is mine!

Montrosity Minion, it's all mine.

More like, under new management.

Most of them ended in horrible failure, but,

Mr. Goody Two Shoes on the other hand,

Music man?

My amazing intellect.

My bad.

My best friend, Minion.

My death was, greatly exaggerated.

My end starts at the beginning.

My head wasn't in the game that day.

My soul purpose in life is to look after you.

My spider bite is acting.

My super ears are burning.

No big deal.

No criminal record.

No don't! Don't shoot that gun.

No frickin' way.

No matter how hard I tried.

No matter what side you're on.

No my main man, get out of town.

No not yet, but.

No offense.

No one said this hero thing had to be a life time gig.

No way, not at all, sir. Never, never in a million, I mean...

No, Hal, you make me laugh.

No, I was just yelling at my mothers, urn.

No, I'm with you.

No, it says, exit.

No, it's not great.

No, look, watch.

No, Minion. Something much more powerful at work.

No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.

No, no, no. Slow it down, and stop.

No, no, no. That's the best part, it'll be like just you and me.

No, not in the face man, please.

No, what I'm saying is,

NO!

No!

No...

None of the other kids really liked me.

Normal people do.

Normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure.

Not buying it.

Not love, we're not in love. I'm not saying I love you.

Not yet, Minion. Not...

Nothing personal, it just brings back to many painful memories.

Now give me the keys.

Now hand over your wallets.

Now it's about time, you find yours.

Now it's our turn to give something back.

Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter.

Now look at it.

Now slam the door, really hard.

Now there's nothing keeping us apart.

Now we have just one shot at this.

Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.

Now, back to work.

Now, where are the car keys?

Now? Yeah, you're still there.

Of course not, he was a pro.

Of course, that is if Metro Man, can withstand the full concentrated power of the...SUN!

Of course, you don't judge a book by its cover.

Oh are I moving to fast?

Oh Bernard? Oh yes, I'm doing horrible things to that man.

Oh but he does have nice taste.

Oh code just do it, Minion.

Oh god! Oh my god, oh!

Oh I wouldn't say free.

Oh no, looks like you're gonna miss it.

Oh no, not again.

Oh no, not the drill.

Oh no, we're gonna crash.

Oh no!

Oh no. Somebody do something?

Oh thi..., this is Bernard.

Oh this is bad, this is bad. You've fallen in love with her.

Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.

Oh you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How...

Oh, am I?

Oh, Bernard, I didn't know you had...feelings. Are you okay?

Oh, come on, Bernard.

Oh, don't like that, huh?

Oh, don't look at me!

Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?

Oh, good heavens.

Oh, good morning, Warden.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Oh, I don't believe this.

Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really fell like being around a bunch of people.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I hope no ones seeing this.

Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.

Oh, I work out.

Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots.

Oh, I'm to close. I'm genuinely scared right now.

Oh, if only the world had a reset button.

Oh, let's get going.

Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.

Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue.

Oh, now that's the spirit.

Oh, oh really. She's so cute.

Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers,

Oh, oh. I'm going...I think this...

Oh, please no, not the lasers and the spikes!

Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato.

Oh, right, right. Duh! I gotcha.

Oh, right!

Oh, that sir is called a window.

Oh, that was really grown up.

Oh, that was such a funny story.

Oh, that's a relief to hear.

Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death.

Oh, uh well, uh. What if tomorrow, we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.

Oh, well done, I thought that pummeling went really, really well.

Oh, what a drama queen.

Oh, yes it's just me. Bernard.

Oh, you call THIS predictable?

Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.

Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.

Oh, you know how boys are. They love video games.

Oh, you scared me.

Oh, you're a villain all right.

Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Oh!

Oh! I told you to have things ready.

Oh! There's a doormat here that say's 'Secret Entrance'.

Oh.

Ohhh, I wish.

Ohhh, oh!

Ohhhh.

Okay Minion, you were right.

Okay that would be nice. But make it quick.

Okay, all right, all right, hold on.

Okay, how can I help?

Okay, I love you, whatever. I'm not saying like I'm in love with you.

Okay, now you tell me something.

Okay, now you tell one.

Okay, okay I just have to take a step back.

Okay, okay, Metro Man and I, were never a couple.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, the spiders new.

Okay, there's no way she'll find the secret entrance.

Okay, Titan it's time to go down, in style.

Okay, you don't like flowers. Okay, uh, uh, forget the flowers.

Okay, you might think it's good in your bad perception.

Old habits die hard.

Ollo.

On the count of three, unsheathe your Churro.

On your path to be Montrosity's new hero.

On your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets.

Once your death ray hit.

One of life's great mysteries.

One, two, three! To Titan.

One...sssecond...more.

Only the future...AHH!

Oooh, oooh, right. Well prepare to have your mind blown, little lady.

Oooo, I've never had a view before.

Ooops.

OOOWWW!

Or a person from the outside.

Or I'm going to find out what this weird looking gun does.

Or this will be the last you ever hear of,

Our baby can fly.

Our battles quickly got more elaborate.

Over here, follow.

Over here, old friend.

Ow, ow, whoa ho.

Ow!

Ow! Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work.

OW! Ohhh!

Perhaps we took him for granted.

Places, places, places, places...

Please don't do this.

Please, don't make this city,

Please, let's have a little respect for public transportation.

Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done.

Predictable, predictable?

PRESENTATION!

Pretty good.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Punch it.

Purposeless, emptiness, it's a vacuum isn't it. What's your vacuum like?