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A baby! how thoughtful oh yes yes I saw it and thought of you
A much different fate awaited me
A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong
A potter couldn't ask for finer clay
Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in don't answer that romania
After a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shool
All aboard!
All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe
All right put your hands in the air
All right put your hands in the air now hand over your wallets i'm just kidding! just kidding!
All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours
Also there's a door here
Although getting a whole museum is super cool is super cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is
And a smidgen of dna oh with that anyone can be a hero!
And action
And action!
And at the end of every day well I often ask myself who would I be without you
And here is your binky
And I brought some flowers didn't know what you liked so I just grabbed you know all of them
And I have just one question for megamind are you happy now
And I love you random citizen
And I never heard you laugh before
And I will get back to you
And i'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby
And megamind this one's for space stepmom! you lied to her!
And now that mr goody two shoes is out of the way I can have everything I want and there's no one to stop me!
And our glorious rivalry was born
And since i'm the cool one i'd have like two tanks sword fighting
And the hero strikes the first blow but evil returns with a backhand!
And then finally i'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil
And what gives you that idea
And what's this it's like one of the giant monitors in the lair
And why did my doorman let you up
And wrap that up and give it to a child on christmas 'cause we're done
And you are what
And you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun how
And you're making a weird face and that's making me feel weird
Any chance you could give me the time
Apology accepted
Are there any questions go on yes! you in the back
Are you a ghost
Are you crazy
Are you in oh what fun!
Are you ok
As long as there's evil good will rise up against it oh I wish
Authorities have issued a warning to stay out of the downtown area at all costs
Bad to the bone bad to the bone b b b bad b b b bad
Barry right bernard bernard
Battles we will now never have
Behold minion metro man's cape look closely tell me what you see dandruff yes it's his dna
Being a hero is for losers! it's work work work 24 7 and for what
Being bad is the one thing i'm good at
Bernard I never knew you were so funny
Bernard it's roxanne it's roxanne
Bernard run!
Bernard! you were right about that door being exciting
Bet you think it's really funny huh let's all laugh at the really cool guy huh
Black mamba perfect
Boo! yes I can play along too boo!
Brain bots initiate the fail safe
Brain bots!
Building! (2)
But for me it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart and I hate reminders!
But I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem
But I have powers I have a cape i'm the good guy
But I thought you two were I know everybody did
But i'm saying this is a kind of bad that ok you might think is good in your bad perception but from a good perception it it's just plain bad
But in the meantime let's enjoy each other's company
But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil
But it seems to only carry one station
But metals can be melted by the heat of revange
But there's this really really good looking one i've got my eye on currently
But why would he pick hal hal is the worst possible person you could pick
But you can't hide here
Bye bye! see you tomorrow hal
Can we keep it
Can't see it's cold and warm and dark and light
Can't wait for what sir
Challenge me if you dare!
Ciao ciao all! same time next week
Clearly it was time to move on
Cliche no! look watch
Code fine! code fine back!
Code get the car code right away sir
Code we're the good guys now code I guess we are
Come on it's time to get in the metro man day spirit
Come out you little freak! I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement!
Coming up next are you ready to be a slave army what you need to know
Congratulations another one of your genius plans has backfired on you
Cool so thursday soft thursday
Copper drains my powers
Copper you're not making any sense
Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card
Could this be what I was destined for a dream life filled with luxury apparently not
Could this day get anymore fun tastic
Create a hero wait wait what why would you do that so I have someone to fight
Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain
Daddy's sorry
Dag! crab nuggets!
Did he have a hideout a cave a solitary fortress of some kind anything that would give us clues
Did you miss your daddy
Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!
Do I have a son no you make me laugh
Do you have any idea how long I waited for you
Do you have someone special in your life hal no not yet
Do you have your disguise
Do you really want to know really i'll tell you
Don't do anything i'll be right there
Don't give me that face he reels you in with that little face look at that face
Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets
Drop 'em
Easy my child
En garde!
Enjoy your flight!
Even fate picks its favorites no big deal
Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time
Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus will instantly paralyze
Ever since I can remember i've always had to be what the city wanted me to be but what about what I wanted to do
Fackled fish cracker!
First off what a turnout how wild is this
Fist pump!
For years he's been watching us with his super vision saving us with his super strength and caring for us with his super heart
From metro man to count every second of your 85 life sentences
From this we'll extract the source of metro man's awesome power
Funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves
Game over
Get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf
Get back you savages!
Get in the car you
Get it off! it bit me!
Gimme some come on give it now give it to me right on gimme the good stuff all right
Give it up megamind your plans never work
Go faster! make this thing go faster!
Going off the rails on a crazy train sir
Going somewhere besides jail
Good i'm glad you asked that
Good idea minion but without him what's the point him sir nothing
Good lord i'm trapped
Good luck fellas!
Good night hal
Gosh I am running late I have to go
Granted you have talent but there's a madman out there destroying our your city
Great news i'm a changed man and and i'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen
Guess what buster brown it's made from copper you're powerless against it
Ha! haha! hahaha!
Hal I think you're ready for this
Hal just take a deep breath and listen to me for a moment
Hal shtewart! prepare for your destiny! hal hal shtewart am I saying it right stewart
Hal what happened
Hal yeah isn't this great now there's nothing keeping us apart
Hal! hal!
Happy metro man day metro city
Has someone tamed this monster
Has something happened to megamind
He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness
He did it I did it he did it
He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies
He had you didn't he classic minion
He missed getting his butt kicked so he created a new hero to kick it for him
He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind
He was always there for us dependable
He's a little better
He's hopeless hopeless!
He's the real hero
Hello hello roxanne
Hello is someone there
Hello who's there
Here is your minion he will take care of you
Here let me carry that heavy gun for you
Here's my day so far went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good
Heroes can be made that's it! all you need are the right ingredients yeah bravery yes strength of course determination imperative!
Hey come over and look at this
Hey hey hey hey! not now minion
Hey megamind! you're actually the guy I want to see
Hey metro city hey hey
Hey metro losers this is metro tower
Hey my kid can't see
Hey we're closing soon
Hey what's the t stand for titan
Hey who needs him we can beat titan ourselves
Hey! boo!
Hey! my kid can't see
Hey! open up!
Hey! remember that night that I dumped you
His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean
His strength's too much! oh I work out!
Hit it!
Hit it! (2)
Hold on a second
Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil
How are you gonna do it
How could you do this the people of this city relied on you and you deserted them!
How did she find my hideout
How did you find his hideout
How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir
How'd it all come to this you ask
I began to realize despite all my powers each and every citizen of metro had something I didn't a choice
I believe someone is gonna stand up to megamind
I better take the lead this way looks exciting no it says exit which is the abbreviation for exciting right
I came from what you might call a broken home literally broken
I can explain!
I can't believe you all your gifts all your powers and you you squander them for your own personal gain yes!
I can't control it!
I can't I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car
I could throw a few parts together can't wait
I did hire a wedding photographer that's just in case we were like something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it
I did my best but he's too fantastic
I don't blame you
I don't think even he could survive that
I don't want to be late for the opening of the metro man museum
I even drew up some new costume designs see costume designs
I got us covered
I guess i'll catch a ride down with you then
I guess we're here
I had a fairly standard childhood
I had so many evil plans in the works
I have eyes that can see right through lead
I have to admit being good has its perks
I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil
I just found his secret hideout
I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day oh you inspired me too great!
I kept forgetting where it was
I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last minute escapes
I knew you'd come back well that made one of us
I know I am so close I can feel it
I know I know always thirsty never satisfied
I know this is a lot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips