Megamind (2010) Soundboard Edit

A baby! how thoughtful oh yes yes I saw it and thought of you

A much different fate awaited me

A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong

A potter couldn't ask for finer clay

Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in don't answer that romania

After a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shool

All aboard!

All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe

All right put your hands in the air

All right put your hands in the air now hand over your wallets i'm just kidding! just kidding!

All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours

Also there's a door here

Although getting a whole museum is super cool is super cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is

And a smidgen of dna oh with that anyone can be a hero!

And action

And action!

And at the end of every day well I often ask myself who would I be without you

And here is your binky

And I brought some flowers didn't know what you liked so I just grabbed you know all of them

And I have just one question for megamind are you happy now

And I love you random citizen

And I never heard you laugh before

And I will get back to you

And i'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby

And megamind this one's for space stepmom! you lied to her!

And now that mr goody two shoes is out of the way I can have everything I want and there's no one to stop me!

And our glorious rivalry was born

And since i'm the cool one i'd have like two tanks sword fighting

And the hero strikes the first blow but evil returns with a backhand!

And then finally i'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil

And what gives you that idea

And what's this it's like one of the giant monitors in the lair

And why did my doorman let you up

And wrap that up and give it to a child on christmas 'cause we're done

And you are what

And you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun how

And you're making a weird face and that's making me feel weird

Any chance you could give me the time

Apology accepted

Are there any questions go on yes! you in the back

Are you a ghost

Are you crazy

Are you in oh what fun!

Are you ok

As long as there's evil good will rise up against it oh I wish

Authorities have issued a warning to stay out of the downtown area at all costs

Bad to the bone bad to the bone b b b bad b b b bad

Barry right bernard bernard

Battles we will now never have

Behold minion metro man's cape look closely tell me what you see dandruff yes it's his dna

Being a hero is for losers! it's work work work 24 7 and for what

Being bad is the one thing i'm good at

Bernard I never knew you were so funny

Bernard it's roxanne it's roxanne

Bernard run!

Bernard!

Bernard! you were right about that door being exciting

Bet you think it's really funny huh let's all laugh at the really cool guy huh

Black mamba perfect

Boo! yes I can play along too boo!

Brain bots initiate the fail safe

Brain bots!

Building!

Building! (2)

But for me it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart and I hate reminders!

But I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem

But I have powers I have a cape i'm the good guy

But I thought you two were I know everybody did

But i'm saying this is a kind of bad that ok you might think is good in your bad perception but from a good perception it it's just plain bad

But in the meantime let's enjoy each other's company

But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil

But it seems to only carry one station

But metals can be melted by the heat of revange

But there's this really really good looking one i've got my eye on currently

But why would he pick hal hal is the worst possible person you could pick

But you can't hide here

Bye bye! see you tomorrow hal

Can we keep it

Can't see it's cold and warm and dark and light

Can't wait for what sir

Carlos

Challenge me if you dare!

Ciao ciao all! same time next week

Clearly it was time to move on

Cliche no! look watch

Code fine! code fine back!

Code get the car code right away sir

Code we're the good guys now code I guess we are

Come on it's time to get in the metro man day spirit

Come out you little freak! I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement!

Coming up next are you ready to be a slave army what you need to know

Congratulations another one of your genius plans has backfired on you

Cool so thursday soft thursday

Copper drains my powers

Copper you're not making any sense

Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card

Could this be what I was destined for a dream life filled with luxury apparently not

Could this day get anymore fun tastic

Create a hero wait wait what why would you do that so I have someone to fight

Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain

Daddy's sorry

Dag! crab nuggets!

Did he have a hideout a cave a solitary fortress of some kind anything that would give us clues

Did you miss your daddy

Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!

Do I have a son no you make me laugh

Do you have any idea how long I waited for you

Do you have someone special in your life hal no not yet

Do you have your disguise

Do you really want to know really i'll tell you

Don't do anything i'll be right there

Don't give me that face he reels you in with that little face look at that face

Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets

Drop 'em

Easy my child

En garde!

Enjoy your flight!

Even fate picks its favorites no big deal

Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time

Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus will instantly paralyze

Ever since I can remember i've always had to be what the city wanted me to be but what about what I wanted to do

Fackled fish cracker!

Fire!

First off what a turnout how wild is this

Fist pump!

For years he's been watching us with his super vision saving us with his super strength and caring for us with his super heart

Freeze!

From metro man to count every second of your 85 life sentences

From this we'll extract the source of metro man's awesome power

Funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves

Game over

Get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf

Get back you savages!

Get in the car you

Get it off! it bit me!

Gimme some come on give it now give it to me right on gimme the good stuff all right

Give it up megamind your plans never work

Go faster! make this thing go faster!

Going off the rails on a crazy train sir

Going somewhere besides jail

Good i'm glad you asked that

Good idea minion but without him what's the point him sir nothing

Good lord i'm trapped

Good luck fellas!

Good night hal

Gosh I am running late I have to go

Gotcha!

Granted you have talent but there's a madman out there destroying our your city

Great news i'm a changed man and and i'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen

Guess what buster brown it's made from copper you're powerless against it

Ha! haha! hahaha!

Hal I think you're ready for this

Hal just take a deep breath and listen to me for a moment

Hal shtewart! prepare for your destiny! hal hal shtewart am I saying it right stewart

Hal what happened

Hal yeah isn't this great now there's nothing keeping us apart

Hal! hal!

Happy metro man day metro city

Has someone tamed this monster

Has something happened to megamind

He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness

He did it I did it he did it

He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies

He had you didn't he classic minion

He missed getting his butt kicked so he created a new hero to kick it for him

He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind

He was always there for us dependable

He's a little better

He's hopeless hopeless!

He's the real hero

Hello hello roxanne

Hello is someone there

Hello who's there

Help!

Here is your minion he will take care of you

Here let me carry that heavy gun for you

Here's my day so far went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good

Heroes can be made that's it! all you need are the right ingredients yeah bravery yes strength of course determination imperative!

Hey

Hey come over and look at this

Hey hey hey hey! not now minion

Hey megamind! you're actually the guy I want to see

Hey metro city hey hey

Hey metro losers this is metro tower

Hey my kid can't see

Hey we're closing soon

Hey what's the t stand for titan

Hey who needs him we can beat titan ourselves

Hey! boo!

Hey! my kid can't see

Hey! open up!

Hey! remember that night that I dumped you

His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean

His strength's too much! oh I work out!

Hit it!

Hit it! (2)

Hold on a second

Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil

How are you gonna do it

How could you do this the people of this city relied on you and you deserted them!

How did she find my hideout

How did you find his hideout

How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir

How'd it all come to this you ask

I began to realize despite all my powers each and every citizen of metro had something I didn't a choice

I believe someone is gonna stand up to megamind

I better take the lead this way looks exciting no it says exit which is the abbreviation for exciting right

I came from what you might call a broken home literally broken

I can explain!

I can't believe you all your gifts all your powers and you you squander them for your own personal gain yes!

I can't control it!

I can't I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car

I could throw a few parts together can't wait

I did hire a wedding photographer that's just in case we were like something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it

I did my best but he's too fantastic

I don't blame you

I don't think even he could survive that

I don't want to be late for the opening of the metro man museum

I even drew up some new costume designs see costume designs

I got us covered

I guess i'll catch a ride down with you then

I guess we're here

I had a fairly standard childhood

I had so many evil plans in the works

I have eyes that can see right through lead

I have to admit being good has its perks

I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil

I just found his secret hideout

I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day oh you inspired me too great!

I kept forgetting where it was

I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last minute escapes

I knew you'd come back well that made one of us

I know I am so close I can feel it

I know I know always thirsty never satisfied

I know this is a lot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips