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Behold minion metro man's cape look closely tell me what you see dandruff yes it's his dna
But I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem
Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!
Do you think I would ever be with you? #love #hurt
Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets
He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness
He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind
His strength's too much! oh I work out!
Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil
How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir
I better take the lead this way looks exciting no it says exit which is the abbreviation for exciting right
I Love You, Random Citizen #disney #megamind #i love you #random citizen
I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice honor and nobility I am your father
I was eight days old and still living with my parents how sad is that
I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots
I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets
I'm the bad guy I don't save the day I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl i'm going home
If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven
Imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by six!
Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy
Just think about it we have it all yet we have nothing it's just too easy now
Minion i'm a villain without a hero a ying with no yang a bullfighter with no bull to fight in other words I have no purpose
My giant blue head!
Oh you don't know what's good for bad
Oh you're a villain all right! just not a super one!
Ok titan it's time to go down in style
Ollo it's hello hello like that
She will never find out that's the point of lying
Should've known you'd try to crash the party oh I intend to do more than crash it
So you're like my space dad yeah i'm like your space dad
That's it be free my beautiful dove!
That's when I learned a very hard lesson good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner
The power of flight invulnerability and great hair
Then it hit me if I was the bad boy then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all
Titan what's that supposed to mean it was the only name I could trademark
We should stick to what we're good at being bad
We're at the abandoned observatory no we're not! don't listen to her she's crazy
Well I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called in a suit it's called formal speed walking but that's not important
Well use the forget me stick oh right
What's the plan well it mostly involves not dying I like that plan
What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you
Who is this man we've infused with godlike power
You are destined for I didn't quite hear that last part but it sounded important destined for what
You know the drill oh no! not the drill!
You've been blessed with unfathomable power what kind of power unfathomable it's unf without fathom