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Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Year: 2008

Cast:

1. Jason Segel as Peter Bretter
2. Kristen Bell as Sarah Marshall
3. Mila Kunis as Rachel Jansen
4. Russell Brand as Aldous Snow
5. Bill Hader as Brian Bretter
6. Jonah Hill as Matthew the Waiter
7. Paul Rudd as Chuck
8. Jack McBrayer as Darald
9. Maria Thayer as Wyoma
10. Billy Bush as Himself
11. William Baldwin as Detective Hunter Rush
12. Jason Bateman as Animal Instincts Detective
13. Liz Cackowski as Liz Bretter
14. June Diane Raphael as Ann at the Bar
15. Carla Gallo as Gag Me Girl

Forgetting Sarah Marshall, released in 2008, is a hilarious romantic comedy that brings together a talented cast to tell the story of Peter Bretter, a music composer who experiences the painful breakup with his famous girlfriend, Sarah Marshall. The movie dives into the uncharted territories of heartbreak, self-discovery, and ultimately finding true love.

The film showcases the incredible comedic talent of Jason Segel as Peter Bretter, who perfectly portrays a character that is relatable to anyone who has gone through a tough breakup. Kristen Bell shines as Sarah Marshall, a successful television actress who is torn between moving on from Peter and pursuing her dreams. Together, they create a complex dynamic that captures the ups and downs of relationships.

As Peter tries to overcome his heartbreak, he seeks solace in a beautiful Hawaiian resort. Little does he know that fate has different plans for him as he stumbles upon Rachel Jansen, played by Mila Kunis, who becomes a significant figure in his life. Kunis brings her charming personality and undeniable chemistry with Segel to the screen, adding an extra layer of depth to the story.

Meanwhile, Aldous Snow, played by the brilliant Russell Brand, steals the show as a notorious rockstar and Sarah Marshall's new boyfriend. Brand's portrayal of Snow adds a wild and eccentric element to the film, creating hilarious situations and memorable one-liners that will keep audiences laughing.

The interactions between the main characters are brilliantly written, with each actor bringing their unique comedic timing and chemistry to the table. The movie is filled with hilarious moments, awkward encounters, and heartfelt conversations that create a perfect blend of laughter and emotional depth. The supporting cast, including Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, and Paul Rudd, further elevate the film with their comedic talents and memorable performances.

The soundtrack of Forgetting Sarah Marshall is an integral part of the movie, enhancing the emotions and advancing the plot as the story progresses. With original songs composed by Jason Segel and an array of catchy tunes, the music becomes a character in itself, mirroring the feelings and situations the characters find themselves in.

The combination of an engaging plot, exceptional performances, and a well-curated soundtrack makes Forgetting Sarah Marshall a timeless romantic comedy that stands the test of time. This movie perfectly captures the bittersweet journey of overcoming heartbreak, finding self-worth, and ultimately discovering love in unexpected places.

If you're in the mood for a laugh-out-loud comedy that also tugs at your heartstrings, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a must-watch. The chemistry between the cast members, the hilarious dialogues, and the relatable storyline make it a film that you will want to revisit time and time again. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh your heart out with this delightful romantic comedy.

You can play and download the sounds of Forgetting Sarah Marshall by visiting [insert website] and immerse yourself in the world of Peter Bretter, Sarah Marshall, and the unforgettable journey of love, loss, and finding oneself.

A bunch of us are going to go to this, like, little beach thing afterwards.
A shoe like this, but for the other foot. Otherwise, I'd have two right...
A surfer dude. You know, WCT, top 44.
A taste for love
A taste for love
A year?
Access Hollywood spotlight
Aldous gave you gonorrhoea?
Aldous, Sarah, this is Rachel.
Aldous, this is Peter.
Aldous.
All gonna light the light
All right, I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down 'cause I want to,
All right, so I came here to give you my demo. I just...
All right, so let's all come down to our mats.
All right, so now that your show's done, are you gonna finish the Dracula musical?
All right, yeah. You know what?
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right. All right, I'll help you out. I'll talk to girls with you.
All right. I went to her room, and she was crying and crying and crying.
All right. You go on top, though, 'cause I'm knackered.
Aloha, bitches!
Aloha, I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime.
Aloha!
Aloha!
Alongside Billy Baldwin's dark and brooding,
Although you two seem to be the best in the class.
Am I okay? I'm better than okay, my friend.
And amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing,
And be a normal person.
And blow it inside the V, so you can have a B A B Y
And by which, I don't mean have a conversation,
And don't tell anybody, but... A little extra love for you.
And enjoy your stay.
And even if I was, I don't think that I have the sexual competency to really pull that off.
And every time he gets close to a human woman,
And I asked him to take it down,
And I can't imagine doing anything right now.
And I couldn't drown with you any more.
And I don't have the frame to support plastic surgery. I would tip over.
And I felt like I should comfort her.
And I know that wasn't just juice.
And I need you to understand
And I pray this broken day will not last too long
And I want to see that through.
And I wanted to see if you wanted to come and join.
And I...
And I'll meet you out front in, like, five?
And I'm not done either!
And I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna exploit myself.
And I've been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now
And if anything, you should leave your P in the V
And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the lord I will slay him
And it just says it.
And it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It's great.
And it should be right to the left.
And it sounds like she's having such a hard time.
And it's gonna be a massive tour.
And it's not fun, and it causes anxiety. Fucking is...
And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her right in front of me,
And one more thing about Peter.
And so my cock doesn't want to be around you any more, okay?
And so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me,
And that does not make you a citizen of the world.
And that someone is you and you And you and you
And that was a bit awkward, actually.
And the cereal would get stale,
And then he left.
And then I started thinking, what if he's right?
And then I won't be able to pay off my student loans.
And then she started kissing me because I was comforting her.
And then someone told me that, and it just, like, opened the whole thing up.
And then the next thing I knew, I was kissing her
And then when you're not fucking...
And they weren't good.
And until I do the same thing, I'm gonna feel like I wanna die.
And we'll just pretend like it never happened.
And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence,
And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence, I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines...
And where you're going, that's exactly what you'll be.
And you know what?
And you're forgetting what it's like to be with me.
And, like, shoot yourself off!
And, yes, it's only been four days, but I know you feel it, too.
Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy,
Anybody.
Anything could happen.
Are the ones that show their cooter, and, excuse me, but I refuse to do that.
Are there other hotels on the island?
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
Are you breaking up with me?
Are you Chuck?
Are you giving to her hard and rough, dude?
Are you gonna give up surfing?
Are you ready to laugh? 'Cause this is a gas.
Are you sleeping?
Are you sure that you're not, like, too drunk?
Ask her out. Maybe that's what he needs, is a rebound.
Auf Wiedersehen!
Australia is amazing.
Awesome hat!
Awesome!
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome. Why don't you go upstairs, change that shirt,
Because God should be present in the bedroom.
Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved.
Because I can probably rustle up either one. Throw some OJ...
Because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape
Because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.
Because it's not inflamed at the moment.
Because she had been kissing me because of the comforting.
Because you know what I just realised? Huh?
Because, D, he...
Because, Peter, you suck
Because, seemingly, the only actresses that actually can survive
Before he committed each homicide?
Before life gets any more daft.
Before Mother Earth gets any more hurt
Before you go, actually, Peter, I just wanted to tell you,
Behind those eyes.
Bless you. There you are.
Blood will run down his face when he is decapitated
Bold!
Brian, everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her, okay?
But actually, I don't have a reservation.
But because they're Costco brand, it's like the worst thing I could do.
But certainly Goebbels. It was like a little holiday with Hitler.
But come on in and just sit down.
But he found a taste
But he said that it would ruin the balance of the collage.
But he...
But he's joking.
But I don't know what I'm doing.
But I have a surprise for you.
But I know Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I just ruined her day.
But I like getting to know somebody.
But I really like spending time with you a lot.
But I think the two sort of go hand in hand, you know?
But I'm also really glad that it did, because
But I'm not leaving here, it'll look like I'm running away.
But I'm not like every other asshole.
But I've never seen one.
But it does not excuse you acting like a complete asshole.
But it was really fun, and you're so cool, and it was...
But life is full of lessons. You learn something new every day.
But maybe, if we just held each other or something,
But now everything is fine.
But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
But then I came here, and here you are.
But then I just carried on living my life.
But they're kind of weird.
But ultimately, yes, that is...
But we were able to book the Kapua suite for you, sir, for four nights.
But whatever. I can see why Sarah likes you.
But with a shorter beard.
But you know what? You're an asshole. I fucking hate you.
But you took me by surprise
Button it back up.
By the end of the evening, I'll be, like, rimming waiters for their tips
Bye.
Came here to murder you.
Can I get cranberry juice with a bit of lime in it, please.
Can we get on the same team here?
Can you do something about that?
Can you get it out of my leg, please, hotel man?
Can you get some towels for me, please? I'm really losing a lot of blood.
Can you please stop laughing?
Can you say "catfight"?
Can you say "dicksicle"?
Can you try to listen to what I'm saying to you, Brian?
Charlie, who's Franco Marconi?
Check in this way.
Chicken! Come on!
Come here.
Come on tour with me.
Come on, I got Allman Brother tickets, I gotta get out of here!
Come on, Peter! I can see your vagina from here!
Come on.
Come on.
Come over here and meet my mom!
Coming up into downward facing dog.
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
Cool, sorry.
Could you take a look at my penis?
Crime Scene was cancelled.
Dakota Fanning and her people, they need this room.
Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz. Okay?
Did I mention that the music rocks?
Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink...
Did you enjoy that?
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Did you know that there's a picture of you flashing,
Did you see her ex boyfriend? He is ridiculous.
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Do it!
Do it.
Do less. Get down. Try less. Do it again.
Do not write me. Do not call me. Do not e mail me.
Do you guys want some champagne with your cake,
Do you know what that's like for a man? It's called blue balls, Rachel.
Do you know what? I think I've improved it, actually, against all odds.
Do you really wanna have this conversation?
Do you wanna come home?
Do you wanna gag me?
Do you want cranberry juice or cranberry cocktail?
Do you want me to try to get it down for you?
Do you want my hands?
Do you want my mouth?
Do you want, like, a magazine or something?
Does Koonu have some, like, cool Hawaiian meaning?
Doesn't really have to be a future in there.
Don't be stupid, brother. Just give me the picture.
Don't do anything.
Don't get me wrong, but it's just... It's a surprise.
Don't go my love
Don't try to surf, don't do it.
Don't waste your time, man. Believe me, it is a nowhere road. I know.
Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try.
Doo doo paper. You're throwing doo doo paper?
Dracula
Dracula musical!
Dracula.
Dropped out of school, moved out here with him.
Dude, my homie over here, on his honeymoon?
Duty calls and all that.
Dwayne told me. Chuck told me.
Each week, millions of viewers love to watch
Edward Scissorhands over there told me that you two were fucking each other
Even Rachel told me.
Even your T shirts.
Ever!
Every time she would come over to our house,
Everybody hates you
Everybody wishes that you were dead
Everybody, can I have your attention for one second, please.
Everybody's learning how, come on and...
Everything looks fine.
Excellent. Perfect form, you two, perfect.
Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe. Like this one. It's like this one's fellow.
Excuse me, Mr Bretter, Ms Marshall,
Excuse me! Hi.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Exhale and release the hands.
Explore her ears.
Fair enough. Why don't you try to unbutton it?
Find a new show.
Find it in you to be a little more circly.
Find something eternal, perpetual. Lose yourself in fuck.
Fine. Cutting the bullshit.
For a long time that we've been growing apart.
For a whole God damn year while we were together.
For me to forget her. You know?
For me, it's much more enjoyable to get to know somebody.
For people who can't deal with the real world.
For society, for how we're reliant on technology.
Frankly, I don't stand a chance. No, I'll be fine.
Fuck my arse!
Fuck, you're cool.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fucking motherfucker! Dipshit!
Fucking prick.
Fucking this ring is...
G. Ghost pipefish, grill fish, goaler fish grouper fish, greenback...
Get back on that board...
Get hard for me, Pete. Get hard for me.
Get in a prep position for the tripod headstand.
Get ready for the most daring show on television.
Get them!
Getting as much sex as he possibly can ever have.
Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff. It's really pleasant.
Give me Crime Scene. Give me dirty Crime Scene girl.
Give me the picture.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Let me see it.
Go away.
Go back to your room, Peter. Are you listening to me?
Go enjoy yourself.
Go out and meet people. We meet people all the time...
Go see a psychiatrist I hate the psychiatrist
Go to the Alps.
Go with your animal instincts.
Go!
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
God, I missed you, Peter.
God, there was one week when you wore sweatpants! Every day.
God.
God. Do you need me to get you a tissue?
God's within you.
Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like, doing murders.
Good for you, Pete. Good for you.
Good Lord, no. I'm just drifting around, you know?
Good morning, sir. Can I start you with anything?
Good morning.
Good night, sir.
Good, everybody. Good.
Good, exhale and folding forward.
Good, so let's prep to come up. Good.
Good, yeah, sweat it out. Sweat out all the toxins from this morning.
Good.
Good. It's really important in this pose,
Gosh, it's such a hard life.
Gosh, you're, like, way prettier.
Got it.
Great.
Great. I'll just set two more places.
Great. I'll see you in a bit.
Groupie whore.
Handle with care, because, you know...
Hanging in the men's room?
Hard to love lead detective, Hunter Rush.
Has flown above
Have a chin wag, a bit of a chat.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Hawaii is a beautiful place. People come here, usually not to follow you.
He doesn't...
He ends up smothering and killing her,
He is just a man who wishes to be free
He is the lead singer of the band, Infant Sorrow,
He is the worst!
He likes puppets.
He refused a blowjob from his ex girlfriend mid blowjob.
He said it was clear I wasn't over you.
He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month.
He would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
He'll need to know how to masturbate.
He's a really good guy. Really good. Like, great, actually.
He's a talented man, but tonight, I feel that this is appropriate.
He's being modest. He works on a show called Crime Scene.
He's dead already.
He's had plenty of chances for rebounds. This isn't...
He's no household name,
Head down Kamehameha, and then pass Funaho Loko Marsh.
Hello there, you little sex object.
Hello, Mr Bretter, Mr Brayden. Where's your wife, sir?
Here I am!
Here is your room key. So you're all set. Room 222.
Here we are, sir. Have a wonderful breakfast.
Here you go, sir. Have some POG juice.
Hey, ahoy, there!
Hey, all right, Peter. Nice to meet you, mate. Aldous.
Hey, baby.
Hey, brother, what you doing, huh? You stealing my art?
Hey, can we get another bottle of wine?
Hey, don't walk away from me.
Hey, don't walk away from me. You come close.
Hey, Dracula!
Hey, everyone, why don't you all grab your mats?
Hey, excuse me. Can we get another bottle of wine, please?
Hey, guys.
Hey, have a lovely evening, you two.
Hey, listen, at least it's clear now for you two to reconnect.
Hey, look at my driver. I'm gonna have sex with her.
Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
Hey, look, man, if you're attacked by a shark,
Hey, man, you remember me from breakfast?
Hey, man. I'm Koonu.
Hey, nice room.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Peter! Hey, Bretter!
Hey, Peter?
Hey, that's a great necklace, Liz.
Hey, that's not gonna be a problem,
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, you got here fast. I got a surprise for you.
Hey!
Hey! Thank you!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, bro.
Hey. Morning, mate.
Hey. Wow.
Hi, can I have another bloody mary, please?
Hi, do you wanna come back to bed?
Hi, everybody, welcome to Access Hollywood. I'm Billy Bush.
Hi, Peter.
Hi, Peter.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His head on my mantle is how I will let this one know
Hold on, I gotta call you back. Mahalo, all right.
Honey, I know that, but you know that I wanted to see...
Hotel.
How about that, Sarah?
How are things going with the lady?
How are you enjoying your vegetable medley?
How are you guys? How was your evening?
How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people...
How do you know I was dating Sarah Marshall?
How long you lived out here?
How much I love you
How you doing back there?
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
I actually feel okay about it.
I actually will not be having an alcoholic beverage this morning.
I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot.
I ain't. No, I'm not joking.
I am in the Kapua suite.
I am so sorry.
I appreciate that. Obviously, I don't do yoga for recognition.
I appreciate your consideration.
I bet you think strippers like you, too.
I bought all your records.
I can imagine. That's a little bit out of my price range.
I can see your hoo ha.
I can sell you some weed when I'm done.
I can't
I can't
I can't say goodbye
I can't yell right now because I'll get fired.
I can't! Please don't make me do this!
I could go to Hawaii.
I could totally use a friendly hangout, so...
I could've guessed that. Yeah.
I did not know you guys were coming.
I did, too.
I did.
I did.
I didn't know you were going on tour.
I didn't realise that you were gonna be back so early.
I didn't see you guys, so...
I do the music for that programme.
I don't care.
I don't cry. I'm not a baby.
I don't drink.
I don't know about you, but it makes me feel impervious to pain.
I don't know if you want, instead of Lazy Joe's,
I don't know what to do.
I don't like the psychiatrist
I don't think I've ever been this covered in sweat before.
I don't think you're ready yet, man.
I don't understand what there is to think about.
I don't wanna disappear. I'm freaked out.
I don't wanna step out of the spotlight and then be forgotten.
I don't want you to break your neck.
I feel like those are opposing ideas.
I feel really good. I feel happy.
I feel so strong!
I feel...
I find you both very sexually attractive.
I found one track that I quite liked.
I fucking hate it so much.
I get it. I'm with you.
I got it.
I gotta go. I'm prepping the pig for tomorrow's luau.
I guess I'd be 44.
I had a girlfriend, right?
I had a great time last night.
I hate your music.
I have a little dignity.
I have been having a tough time, you know, back in LA.
I have no qualms with sticking you. I will equalize you.
I have this vision of doing it with puppets.
I hear you say that, but it's not that easy.
I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it.
I heard that place was a pain in the ass.
I heard that. Hey, what's up, man?
I hope, for once, we all hear the message. Good night.
I just came!
I just got out of a five and a half year relationship,
I just heard her.
I just hope this doesn't ruin our friendship.
I just think out of context this might be...
I just think that's too crazy to be...
I just thought I'd take my chances.
I just thought that maybe...
I just wanna talk to you about something. Can you stop?
I just wanted to say thank you. I had such a great time tonight.
I just would be so depressed.
I just...
I kind of have this thing about blood, okay?
I know I will. Mahalo.
I know that I was not wrong about that.
I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days, so I don't even know
I know that there is something here.
I know what that means, if I put clothes on, it's over. Okay?
I know what you're doing. That's not funny at all.
I know what's happening here. I really do.
I know who you are. Yeah, you're very, very famous.
I know you did.
I know. I know, dude. I know.
I know. Me too.
I know...
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
I like him. That was quite moving.
I like living here.
I lived in South Central.
I long to be, is it wrong to be
I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. I love Elmo.
I love her show.
I love puppets.
I love you very much.
I made a mistake coming here with you.
I mean we don't have to, if you don't want to,
I mean, humans also, you know.
I mean, I do love that shirt you got me.
I mean, I must say I'm a pretty good cook.
I mean, I'll jump!
I mean, I've been waiting to take the next step,
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms,
I mean, just chalk it up to that. Please don't play it again, 'cause I don't...
I might have called once and hung up.
I missed you.
I missed you.
I need to understand what I did to make you cheat. I just...
I need you to leave.
I never thought in a million years she would say yes.
I plugged it into a database.
I pray it ain't all lost and gone
I pray we might learn right from wrong
I really want you, Peter. I missed you.
I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
I say, it's just a ridiculous premise.
I talked to a therapist.
I talked to my mother. I read every book possible.
I think I deserve a design award.
I think I'm confused, because I thought last night...
I think if you had just, maybe tried harder.
I think it looks great. But if you're not, let's go change.
I think it's coming from the floor above me.
I think it's gonna be hard for her to re enter the pageant
I think that having sex with either of you
I think we're gonna go on a hike.
I think you got some pain behind those eyes. A kind of pain that only...
I think you need to move just a tiny bit further away from the microphone.
I thought I told you to stay back on your island.
I thought you knew! Peter, please, don't take it seriously.
I told her that when she read the script.
I told you this was a pain in the ass. Could've been at Lazy Joe's.
I took love seminars. I took sex seminars.
I tried really hard. I promise you that. I just didn't have it in me.
I tried to be, but she didn't listen.
I tried to get you off your little island you loved so much, the couch.
I tried to get you out of the house.
I tried!
I used a condom, but
I wanna be honest. I'm really freaked out right now, okay?
I wanna go. I really, really wanna go there.
I wanna stand up on a wave before I leave.
I want to have sex with you!
I want to please my wife here, on our honeymoon,
I want you to know that I meant what I said last night.
I want you to put it back right now. Put it back, bro!
I was a mess, too. I understand. Okay?
I was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo?
I was just calling you.
I was listening to Sarah's iPod the other day,
I was there. I witnessed it.
I was thinking of going to Laie Point right now.
I went up to make sure that she was okay, and it got weird.
I will say, if you do get back with Miss Marshall,
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
I won't bother you any more.
I worship you, and I just wanted to give you my demo.
I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my fucking job right now.
I would really love to get the woman's perspective on the matter.
I...
I'd just like to grab some dinner, please.
I'd like to dedicate this song to a very beautiful woman that's here today.
I'd love to, you know, but hotel policy... They don't let me do that kind of thing.
I'll be all right. Thank you.
I'll be just fine on my own.
I'll grab it. It's no big deal.
I'll have a little sleep for a few hours,
I'll just go fuck myself.
I'll leave you bleeding in my dungeon
I'll listen to it when you've gone.
I'll never obey you I'll rip out your oesophagus
I'll never see him again
I'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.
I'll take it, yeah. I wanna hang out with Rachel a little more.
I'll try to keep it down.
I'm able to see so clearly now that Sarah and I are not right for each other.
I'm actually working on a rock opera.
I'm checking in. My name's Bretter, Peter Bretter,
I'm confused and I don't know what to do.
I'm doing a handstand, motherfucker! I'm doing a handstand.
I'm finished trying
I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines to my favourite destinations.
I'm getting complaints about a woman crying hysterically.
I'm glad you like it. Mahalo.
I'm going in.
I'm going to disagree.
I'm gonna be your instincts. Koonu will be your instincts.
I'm gonna get herpes just from sitting on this couch.
I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip, you fucking dick!
I'm gonna head in.
I'm in love with you.
I'm just being honest here.
I'm just deleting these pictures.
I'm just getting started. It's delicious, though, thank you.
I'm just really glad you're keeping him company, 'cause...
I'm just saying, if you hate something, change it.
I'm just worked up.
I'm leaving, man. I'm out of here.
I'm no Aldous Snow, I guess, you know.
I'm not crying.
I'm not crying.
I'm not going
I'm not going to go put clothes on.
I'm not touching you.
I'm on a hammock with me lady
I'm on Sex and the City. What's up, Miranda?
I'm pregnant
I'm really scared that I have an STD, Doc.
I'm really sorry. I apologise for offending you, Peter.
I'm really, really sorry that it did,
I'm Samantha. I have sex with everyone.
I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene: Scene of the crime.
I'm so excited! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry, Pete.
I'm sorry that I didn't end up being who we thought I was gonna be, you know?
I'm sorry that I'm being so weird now.
I'm sorry, I just... I don't... I just don't wanna complicate things.
I'm sorry, Peter.
I'm sorry, you're cracking me up.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that at all.
I'm still trying to shake off the pain from the lessons I've learned
I'm sure it was!
I'm trying to be incognito, it's weird. It's like work to me, this is no fun.
I'm trying to. It's so hard here.
I've a question for you real quick, Mr S.
I've been drowning too long to believe that the tide's going to turn
I've been feeling
I've been quietly stealing money from you for a long time.
I've come to slay you
I've had these wandering eyes
I've lost a shoe. Have you seen it anywhere?
I've tried, all right, there's a couple of dudes here,
If I have just one sip of wine,
If I wanted to see you act badly, I'd just watch your TV show,
If I've learned anything from addiction, it's that,
If we end up getting back together, I wanna have a few of them left.
If you can involve the anus in that, then that's absolute perfection.
If you don't feel comfortable,
If you end up sleeping with them, that's great.
If you fall straight down, you'd probably hit a rock and kill yourself!
In a world where you don't know who to trust.
In his environmental anthem, We've Got to Do Something.
Inale, arms up to the sky. Continue.
Inside of you
Inside of you
Inside of you the restless find their dreams
Inside of you this king has found his queen
Inside you
Inside you
Iron your shirt, look sharp.
Iron your shirt.
Is Liz there right now?
Is she still... Hi, Liz.
Is someone gonna take that?
Is that she's out there,
Is there a place to get good sushi around here?
It came out.
It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself.
It is mundane. It's great, I know.
It is sea turtle fucking season, dude. Let's go.
It looks like you're boogie boarding.
It makes you full of shit.
It means Chuck.
It might take, like, five minutes.
It really deeply upset me.
It seems like we did, and... This'll be good,
It was a date, okay? Trust me. I know a date, and that was a date.
It was a wonderful dream Now let him come and slay me
It was the only room available!
It was, yeah.
It's a metaphor for a crap movie.
It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
It's all good! They're coming wiki wiki.
It's called the hula.
It's everything that reminds me of her and I need it gone!
It's everything.
It's from the hotel. It's definitely not from me personally, so...
It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better
It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting by yourself.
It's gonna be fine.
It's got us in a terrible situation.
It's great to have a steady paycheque. It's... I'm very lucky.
It's great, you know. People are great.
It's isolated.
It's just an anticipatory order.
It's just what I believe, really.
It's just... I guess I thought we had another year left.
It's like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow,
It's like I have some sort of fever.
It's like The Sopranos.
It's like this one, but, you know, obviously it's the opposite one.
It's Miss Sarah Marshall, there she is.
It's mundane.
It's no problem, honestly. It's not a problem.
It's not that easy, you know.
It's okay. It's not a problem.
It's over.
It's probably the same reason you don't go back to school, you know?
It's Rachel Jansen, from the front desk.
It's really good, Peter. I just don't understand it. I don't.
It's so hard to say, because, like, I hate you in so many ways,
It's so self loathing
It's that easy. Promise you it is.
It's time to die
It's time to do something
Jesus, would you stop being so sensitive.
Jesus.
Joy.
Julian, what's up?
Jump! Jump! Jump! Don't make me do it.
Just a boy? No, that dude was a fucking man.
Just a walk and talk at the lab.
Just be friendly.
Just dark, ominous tones.
Just do it. Come on. Get hard.
Just do it. Feel it. Pop up.
Just get off the fucking rock!
Just go with the usual stuff, maybe. Something dark and ominous.
Just listen to it one more time and see...
Just say, "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
Just so we're clear and so I can hone in on your central thesis of the night,
Just take a listen and...
Just tell me specifically what I need to do.
Just to get me hands on a rock.
Just to learn from your body,
Just wear a condom.
Just working.

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