Men On Football - In Living Color Edit

All you have to do is say hike and take the little blue ball and start running

And inspiration to do they best

And speaking of football...

And speaking of old fish... what about those cheerleaders?

And then I saw one that said 78

And what about this match up today?

And you don't know the first thing about lotion.

As the muscular, sweaty, football mens get down on that line of scrimmage

But before we go, we'd like to salute all the mens playing the SuperBowl

But isn't that gonna hurt you?

But there is so much about this game that's so confusing.

But, I'd be a lot more entertained if they were playing with the Oilers and packers

Call me Broadway Joe, cause that's how I do it.

Cause, Blaine. Too many mens...that's an illegal formation.

Child, I almost fainted!

Come on!

De lic ious

Do you have a ball?

Do you know we have a new sponsor?

Don't get mad, Twan.

Everybody knows that these mens just look at each others or their strength

Eyeball to eyeball

For instance, why do the stop a play when there's too many mens on the field?

For instance, you know I was so disappointed when I found out those number on the back were just for identification.

For me, nothing beats that requisite moment of tension.

Good bye!!

Hated em.

I ain't said a word.

I found that those padded shoulders were just too Joan Crawford.

I just got three words to describe it

I mean, I'll never forget the time when he put on those pantyhose on national television.

I mean, what good are they?

I mean, what other game boasts such great names like Dick Butkus?

I think I have one right here.

Is that all you?

It must have taken so much courage to come and say, This is me. This is who I am.

Joe Namath is married. Hello...

Join us next week when we about to review the Olympics.

Let's bring back that Joe Namath

Like the uniforms... Hated em.

Not some scallop on the sideline

Now Blaine. We all know what a red flag in the right pocket means

Now I'm very confused about this part of the game.

Now isn't he a tight end? He was...

Now, what's you favorite play of the game, Twan?

Now...I think I played this one before.

Oh yes! It's like playing Cowboys and Indians

Oh you don't know the first thing about football.

Oh, I know what you mean.

Oh, I think those are the wide receivers.

Oh, you about to seriously work my last good nerve, ain't you?

Okay!

Ooh!

Or my favorite, Bob Griese.

Peek A Boo!

Right before the play begins...

Still, there's a lot of things about this game that could be better.

Take the balls, silly. Go ahead. Say hike.

Teach me. Go ahead.

That;s right. Naked to the world.

That's a thought.

That's right. Tonight we're live and uncensored.

The Broadway...

The Buffalo Bills against the Washington Redskins

The show that looks at football from a male point of view.

The smallest one I saw was 11.

There they is...

They breaths is coming out like steam from a big bulls nostrils

Time out. Now you got to reverse that call.

To me, that's party time.

Two snaps and your backfield in motion.

Uh oh, I think I just sprung a leak.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Welcome to men on football.

Well if love is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Well, so is Richard Gere; and you should have seen that gerbil in that wedding dress.

Well, that's out show for this week.

Well, tie me up and scalp me.

Well, you know why Carl runs so fast...

Well...To be truthful...

Where's all the mens that are supposed to chase me? I don't like this game.

Wilson sporting goods.

You can run, but you can't hide from your true self, Mr. Lewis.

You can show me how to play.

You know a lot of people were very surprised to hear we were doing a special football show.

You need to stop.

[Hiking the football]

[Touchdown Dance]