The IT Crowd (2006) - Season 3 Edit

A bunch of beautiful women without any clothes on, Roy?

A driving instructor who looks like a magician. It's preposterous!

A nude calendar?

A prostitute in the bedroom.

A sexual harassment settlement, thank you!

A woman in the living room, a chef in the kitchen,

Aaarrrhh!

Aargh! Jesus, this bloody thing!

About what it is I do and everything...

Absolutely.

Admit it, Jen!

Admit that you have feelings for me, loudly, here, in front of Alison.

After months of legal wrangling, an amicable agreement is finally reached.

Agh! It's a pickle, Terry. Awh! Women! Agh!

Ah, I'm on Jen at least four times a day.

Ah, Michael the Magnificent.

Ah, there she is

Ah, you've opened it.

Ah!

Ah...

Aha.

All right, mate?

All right? I'm sorry, but you do.

All right? OK.

All right? What does that look like, a birthmark?

All right... Hello, everybody,

All the girls on 7 are on it.

All the things that men like.

All we know about him is he supports West Ham.

Always been one of my favourites.

Am I Fermat? Because if I am, these clothes are wrong.

Am I on it? Am I on the track? I can't see

Amazing! Just amazing.

An enraged Jen embarks on a lengthy legal process,

An erotic calendar the whole family could enjoy.

And another who collects wires.

And as head of the department it's your nuts on the block.

And ever since you two said it I can't get it out of my head.

And feast my eyes upon its sexy contents!

And find six old women that I've never met

And flirt with people, thank you very much.

And have me take photographs of you.

And he said,

And here's me running out of the house to go

And I can't... I won't... I can't put contact lenses in

And I count myself lucky to have you as a friend.

And I don't want to make any wrong moves there. I cannot blow this one.

And I just have to say how I'm finding this whole thing just... so moving,

And I lost it on a horse.

And I think I speak for all men here

And I want to be straight with you.

And I will have a Bacardi and Cuke. Thank you.

And I'll be there in two hours, three hours tops.

And I'm filling out a form on how much I love Cuke. Have you tried it?

And I'm getting into online games you know, real brain teasers.

And I'm not sure I can handle that. I'm not sure at all!

And if you don't mind me saying,

And it's confusing.

And it's fine. I understand, I really do

And it's gonna make a million quid for that charity.

And it's probably true now anyway I'll bet he does own a lot of gates.

And let me take photographs of them.

And maths?

And maybe find that special someone.

And maybe you could, er... maybe you could get down on all fours.

And now I can't get it out of my head. It's driving me mad.

And now I just need 50p for a phone call so I can get back to work.

And now we're together, and that's all that matters.

And remember what he meant to us.

And Roy... gentle, Irish Roy.

And service revolvers I've had enough!

And she hasn't really happened to me yet.

And she's talking.

And so I turned to Moss. And Moss was there for me, Roy.

And that architrave ain't going to be a problem.

And the eggshell's come up really well.

And the last one... the last one has a gangrenous arm.

And the offer still stands.

And the offer still stands.

And the terrible thing is,

And then by the end of it the makeup started to work for me.

And then, when she started crying, it all ran down her face.

And there are other people in the lab and they're being so noisy.

And there is a robbery taking place right now.

And there'll be no more paintballing weekends.

And there's a condom machine in the toilet I've checked.

And there's nothing you can do about it!

And they chucked me out of the building where I work.

And they got it for free

And they really are lovely guys.

And they were so impressed that they wanted

And think I'll still say yes?

And think, "Jesus Christ, I look like a magician"?

And this, this is Jen, the woman I love

And we'll provide a web page

And welcome to this, our first inter faith tour of Reynholm Industries.

And will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

And yet, to a casual observer,

And you are afraid of the consequences... Give me fear! Fear!

And you literally haven't left my side since!

And you walk with him, and then you come in this way. OK?

And you were stuck in some terrible, dead end job you hated

And you will get quite a response.

And you'd enjoy it, Roy.

And you've given me two wonderful children in Zenith and Quasar.

And, er... things got a lot better.

And, erm, before your very eyes I shall

And... and then it occurs to you

And... if... if you're hot or anything, Moss,

Any advice you need about anything...

Anyone see the final last night, then?

Anyway, don't worry about the shareholders. I can handle them.

Anyway, I'm going to head, all right?

Anyway, there's a collection for his wife and kids, so you'd both better cough up.

Apparently we are living in the kind of society

April, may I take you to dinner?

April, these past few days have been like a dream.

April... after dinner,

April... we need to talk.

Are you all right, Olive? You look a bit peaky.

Are you insane?!

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you up for it?

Aren't I sexy? Sexy in my nakedness.

As a cold or a terrible plague,

As I say, someone's let me down. It should only take a couple of hours.

As I've already said, I am fully seeded.

As if I'd be worried about something like that.

As some sort of weirdo!

As you know, they found Freddie's body yesterday.

Attractive, successful looking friends?

Aw.

Awright, Harry? Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Baaaa!

Because he owns a lot of gates.

Because I love 'em.

Because I see her all the time.

Because tomorrow night I'm spending the evening with the Joker.

Because you had some microscopic nuclear things and you dropped them.

Because, you know, I was mostly vomiting.

Best accounting team I've ever had.

Between a laptop and, erm... the larger one,

Boss eyedness is something which affects 1% of Britons.

Bring one of these wonders in to show you?

Builders From Hell?!

Buried down here in the basement,

But as you know, in the end I jumped out of a window.

But believe me, there's not.

But don't worry, not long now until you're at peace.

But don't worry, we won't use it to do anything bad, we promise.

But don't you start talking about how I feel about my beloved West Ham,

But get her behind closed doors and she turns into Peter Stringfellow

But I can't leave him on his own.

But I don't care. I find you enchanting.

But I want to say this:

But I've just solved Fermat's Theorem.

But it sounds like you still have feelings for this young man,

But it's a proper condition and he really suffers, he really...

But it's not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads, it's friendship.

But it's not the same!

But listen to this: Dan let me off. He just totally let me off.

But maybe I'm boring you.

But perhaps we can... bow our heads for a minute and think about Freddie

But seeing as we just got all that money, £50?

But she still wants to do it.

But the doctor's already changed my catheter.

But the electric pants I have to wear at work so I don't become aroused,