A fear of balloons. That's the craziest thing I've ever bloody heard. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
A lighter area and less constrictive than men's trousers. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
A lot of people would be confused as to why I invited them up here, then asked them to leave, not you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
A second tape I see. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Actually I don't follow. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ah well, then I probably shouldn't have told you any of that. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ah, here we go. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ah, Jim, I've been expecting you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
All gone. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright alright. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright, alright just say the right thing, say the thing I want you to say. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright, I will. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright, spare me. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Alright. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Amazing, just amazing. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And all this for sports relief. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And consumable with butter. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And every other day I take a short helicopter, ride their Haston Blumenthal's restaurant. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And for God's sake, get a shower. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And he worked at Venom Industries for a time. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And I even got that award off those feminists, the one shaped like the ice cream fellow. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And I have a feeling I'll be needing you for a lot more than just deleting incriminating files. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And I'll tell you something else. When I return from the estate, it's to you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And I'm missing out on a massive tip party. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And I'm sure she's planning something suitably raucous for you reprobates. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And push you back up. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And random industries is changing Labour's for the better. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And remember there are places lower than the basement. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And Ross, I'm gonna tell you what their secret is, but you must keep it to yourself. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And there's a condom machine in the toilet, I checked. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And they've come true because of something he calls Space star ordering. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And what did you do? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And which word in particular do you object to your Honor? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And you'll find they take this case with the gravity it deserves. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
And you're no longer my assistant. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Anyway, don't worry about the shareholders. I can handle them. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Anyway, enough about our balls. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Anyway, I want to divorce her right now. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Anyway, I'm glad we got that cleared up. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Anyway, this went to court, but your word against mine and who are they going to believe? A woman or an Englishman? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
April after dinner, would you do me the honor of accompanying me to my bed. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
April I love you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
April, may I take you to dinner? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
April, these past few days have been like a dream. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
April, we need to talk. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Are you talking about? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Are you up for it? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Aren't you gonna drink it? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Argue with legal. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Before we go on Linda, do you need to go to the toilet? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Before you go, Jen, I know it was you. You broke my heart you broke my heart. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bernardelli and Reynholm Industries together will be bigger than ever. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bernat Alley, the most successful businessman of the year. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Best accounting team I've ever had. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Black woman from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bloody blast, this is up my ass. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bollocks to be telling me to calm down my old chap. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bollocks. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Book Recommendation I can't read. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bottom of the world. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Brenham industry has a reputation to uphold. We're not News International for Christ sake. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Brilliant. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bring it on. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Broad and general yeah clean shaved. Alright yeah enough of the jibber jabber. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bull many things. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bulls from Harley shit twins. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Bum, your excuses? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But I don't care find you in chanting. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But I think I speak for all men here when I say I can't wait to get that box open and feast my eyes upon it. Sexy contents. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But I want to say this that accounts team I had every last one of them. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But I'm not around. It's only cars. God damn these electric sex pants. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But isn't that half the fun trying to guess the twist? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But it's not the same. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But she knows a sleazy it routes around this Old Town. I like to call London igos. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But she's hurt. She may need our help. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But shit. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But that journalists have an agenda. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But that's enough to bring Reynholm Industries to its knees. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But these are my new family father. I hope no secrets from them. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
But with you I don't know I feel alive. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
By the way, where's that Huzi Tutsi hum, dinging, coochie Mama boss of yours? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Can you speak Italian gem? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Can you state your full name, please? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Can't have the priest. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Check your privilege. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Churchill from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ciao, from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ciao, from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on Ben, say a few words. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on big game. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on goofy. We wanna see the calendar. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on, Jen ever feel like just having some fun? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on, Jen, what type of show? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on, Jen. I need your mind on the job, not thinking about sexy sex all the time. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come on, we both knew it was on the cards. As soon as I realized you were a woman. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come sit on my big hand. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Come with me I I want to show you something. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Conrad Black, the first rich person to go to prison in 300 years. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Consider me what happy shareholder. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Cool. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Could you do me a favor? I want to feel like Melissa is alive just one last time. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Could you read it back? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Couple of days later, bought myself a helicopter. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Damn that sorcerer. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Damn, good job. Damn good, bloody good. Damn good job. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Damn, I'm supposed to be doing secret millionaire. Get all cancel. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Delightful. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Do you know I've never been so enchanted by a woman in all my life? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Do you mean the rumors that I killed my wife? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Do you think I could get a life please? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Do you wanna shut up? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Does this have to do with my divorce proceedings? Makine fellow. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Doesn't matter so far. He's satisfied with general laughter. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't anyone, no, we'll reconvene tomorrow. Thank you everyone. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't do anything. Stay out of trouble. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't listen to her. The bitch is crazy. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't raise your glass too soon, Ben, 'cause this has all been one big ruse. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't raise your glasses too soon because this ruse has also been a ruse. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't say anything. They'll get me going either of you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't see a misuse. I guess corners the 20th century. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't tell me, I suppose he was fictional too. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't touch that. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't worry Jack, just make it as sexy as hell and watch the money pouring in. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't worry Jen, you'll get your wish. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Don't you worry, Phil. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Drive that blind. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Dumb I'm done. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Easy there, that's an original. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Entertainments manager, do you know what that involves? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Euroskeptic, jenn. You should be more like these. They can't get enough of my space star ordering story. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Even the man who was edible, they said it wasn't, but I ate it. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Everyone saw through that report. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Everyone's a ghost. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Excellent. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Excuse me, I'm just charging them. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Exhaust. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Explain that one if you can. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Father from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Father from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Female Sulu being there captain aboard. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Fictional? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
First, you made me want to go to the toilet and now you make me want to be a better person. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Firstly, ordinary boys and now this. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Fly. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
For how long? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Forget this we malarkey, I'm talking to you Ross. Are you happy? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
From the chef Zone 7. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Fuck off. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Furious. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Future 1 Sip and Reynholm Industries wants to give it to the future. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
G. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Gambling no no, no no. I was riding a horse and it fell out of my pocket. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Geek chic I wanna tear my eyes out. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Jen. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Get out go. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Ghost ship it. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Give me £20, I'll pay you back. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Go like this. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Go on. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Go to the meeting. I'll be right there. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
God, that's hugely impressive. Haven't you just had a baby? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Good God get me IT. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Good God. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Goodbye father. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Great idea. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Great yeah. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Gucci across the Irish bastard. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Guess who wanted a helicopter this time last week and now thanks to Space Star ordering has one. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hang on a second. This is my car. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hang on. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hardcore nasty thinking. You didn't have it in you. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
He is angry. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
He's his own brother. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hell's horses? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hello Jenn, I'd love to help you, but traditionally the role of entertainment manager has always been held by a man. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hello, I'm Douglas Reynholm and I'm not a scientist, but I do have a better understanding of what spaces than any scientist living today. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Her name is Jane or Jan or something similar. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Here lies a great man, a great man. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Here's a selection of her lingerie. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hesston I'd like to introduce you to my wife. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hey, its my G from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hey, why don't you take your clothes off? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hey, you know we should do this sort of thing more often. I hate the whole BOSS employee thing, don't you? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hi Jenn, I'd like you to meet some very special women. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hi there, Jen. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hi, I'm Douglas. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
His heart exploded. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hooray from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
Hopefully we can join forces and plow our way through these uncertain times. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How am I finding it so far? Well, to be honest with you, it's not as God awful as I thought it would be. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How did that work? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How do we know that laptop isn't somehow able to connect to the Internet? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How long have you been working for me now? Gen 3-4 months, is it? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How you fellas get any work done with a hot piece of finger licking chicken like that? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
How's the wine? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I admire you, Roy. You've got the guts to stand up for what you believe in. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I am getting a robot hand. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I am very aroused. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I am your honor, but rest assured it will be a normal examination. I am not in any way across. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I bet he's a woman, that bloke from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I can't wait. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I count myself lucky to have you as a friend. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I didn't do it. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I didn't want it to come to this gem, but would you like a cup of tea? from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't care where you're from Iran, France doesn't bother me. I'm very modern. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't care. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't know what it is, but women slacks give me the confidence I need to survive in a tough business world. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't know. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't think I've ever looked in this draw. Wow, a gum. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't think so. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I don't think we can just pick up from where we left off. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I drew a picture of the helicopter on a piece of paper. Then I stood with my back to space through the paper over my shoulder and wished really hard. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I got a pretty nifty home cinema system. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I gotta thank you, Miranda for give me a second chance. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I had a bad back and I cured it thanks to the techniques outlined in this groundbreaking exposure of the massage industry. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I have an old fashioned mindset but damn it at least I try. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I have come from a far away place to seek a great source of air. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I hereby announce that speech over and the calendar ready to go. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I hope by the end of this meeting we can become firm friends. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I just mean files. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I just wanted you to know this calendar doesn't make a million pounds. I'm holding you personally responsible. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I like that. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I like you and I like what you've done with your company. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I like you Jim. You don't ask questions. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I love the way he says, Oh yes. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I love thinking about that operation that you had. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I may not come back. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I mean, think about that. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I must call Mark Thatcher. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I never would have agreed to that. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I promise, father. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I promise, father. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I saw on your profile that you were having a party. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd
I suppose you could just call it tonic. from Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd