Trapped in Paradise (1994) Edit

A little company might be good. Come on. Jump in.

A little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right?

A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time.

A place like this? Or this place?

A sleigh? Catch the sleigh!

Absolutely! We have thought this over, and this is the thing to do!

According to this article, because of overcrowding,

Actually, I'm the, uh, the manager.

Adeste fideles. God rest ye merry gentlemen.

Agent Peyser excuse me. Will you guys knock it off, please?

Agent Peyser, sir.

Agent Peyser? What?

Agent Peyser? What?

Ah, an infinity. Merry Christmas, gentlemen.

All my love this holiday season,

All of it? No.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. Love you too.

All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up!

All right, now. This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt.

All right! Quit pressuring me, please!

All right.

All right. All right!

All right. All right. Yeah, I'll tell him.

All right. Get in. Just keep your hands up. Open the door.

All right. Get out of the car.

All right. I'll be out here with the... do re me.

All right. Let me through there. Timmy, what happened?

All right. Let's all stick our thumbs out and look pitiful.

All right. Let's do it! [CLICKING]

All right. Let's start this off on the right foot.

All right. Lower your hands. Who's got a key? Raise your hand.

All units, this is agent Peyser.

Alvin Firpo. You have been labeled a kleptomaniac.

Alvin, come on.

Alvin, if we're going around in circles, I'm gonna break your neck.

Alvin, is it me?

Alvin, there's a train from Philly to New York. It takes a couple hours.

Alvin.

Am I nuts? I know those plates.

An alarmist. I am?

An all points bulletin has been issued [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]

And a merry Christmas to you.

And as far as periods go, oh, it was a mother.

And beg her to come see me.

And breathe... and let it out. [ALL INHALE, EXHALE]

And don't give me that who, me? Look.

And fly high above my problems...

And gotcha! [NERVOUS CHUCKLING] I'm coming, I'm coming.

And his daughter. What I'd like to do...

And I didn't what? Sit down.

And if you don't do it, I promise I will somehow escape from this place,

And investigate, and find that I make loans to people just on a handshake.

And it's a longshot.

And it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me.

And now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers.

And now with this robbery, the F.D.I.C. Will come in...

And now you wanna go back and work for minumum wage?

And she's the only thing in the world that means anything...

And that something bad is gonna happen as a result of this transgression.

And the sign says take a pen, not take all the pens. Oh.

And the whole time... You stand there...

And then everyone was hustling sandals sit down! Sit down!

And then just back up and take another?

And two, there's no money in the vault.

And what have we here? $275,000.

And what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit

And you do the jackin'?

And you're through with all this nonsense, right?

And your son's inside.

Any luck? No.

Anybody got a crowbar? Yeah.

Anybody have to go to the bathroom? Raise your hand.

Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? Oh, well

Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you.

Anyone who's eligible for parole through June...

Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit.

Are the three ski masks they bought from my store?

Are you all right?

Are you coming along with us? No, no, no. Not you two.

Are you married? Why? Are you gonna propose?

Are you out of your mind? Go!

Are you shitting me? No.

Are you telling me you didn't rob the bank?

As a matter of fact, the only Sarah I know is a Sarah Collins.

As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here.

Aw, baloney. Are you sayin' that stuff was stolen?

Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches!

Big surprise, huh?

Bill maybe we could hit it off.

Bill, 20 years minimum. Get in.

Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain.

Bill, we made it. Alvin, we made it.

Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do.

Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute.

Birdie.

Bless me, father, for I have sinned.

Boy, am I good.

Boy, the car's soaked good. Yeah.

Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.

Bravo. Oh, come on!

Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out.

But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime.

But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. I swear it.

But I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you,

But it's

But the bank was robbed this afternoon...

But tonight's been a real eye opener for me.

But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave.

But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you,

By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you.

By three men. And on Christmas Eve?

Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin!

Can I ask you a personal question?

Can I have 'em back? The pen it said, take

Can I play [MUMBLES] Hm?

Can I take your bag? No! Hah!

Can I take your order now? I'm not quite sure.

Can I talk to you a minute? Merry Christmas, father.

Can we make it three? Three ski

Can we stop and get some ring dings and milk?

Can't beat it with a stick. Thank you. Yeah, warm me up. It's great to be home, ma.

Check out Bill. He's really going for it.

Christmas shopping.

Clovis, what the hell did you do now?

Coffee? You bet.

Come here a second.

Come here! Up against the wall!

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Get away from me, you nut.

Come on, Bill. Get in. Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh!

Come on, buddy.

Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. Don't make me shoot you.

Come on, Clovis. I know a shortcut.

Come on, guys. Let's go. Keep it moving.

Come on, I what are you

Come on, man. It's Christmas. What the hell.

Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on!

Come on, pecker head! Move!

Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. Come on.

Come on! [ALL] ♪ oh, you can't get to heaven

Come on! Back off. Okay. Back away. Back away!

Come on! Come on! Go!

Come on! Move it!

Come on! Run! [DAVE] Hurry up!

Come on.

Come on. [CHUCKLES]

Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's just go.

Come on. Oh.

Come on. There.

Could ya? Thank you so much. All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt.

Could you hold this for a second?

Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on!

D u h 1 7 1.

Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter.

Depends on the person.

Depends on the person.

Dick! Uncle Cliff.

Did you mail the wallet back? Yes.

Did you see my pez dispenser anywhere?

Do I know you? No.

Do me a favor. Get yourself something nice.

Do not move! [DAVE] Get your hands up now!

Do not move! Get 'em up! Get away from that phone! Get 'em up!

Do think this bank was hit by locals or outsiders?

Do what? Wha um

Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life,

Do you need any money?

Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? Those rat bastards.

Does that apply to me too, Bill? No. I got no beef with you.

Does that look familiar?

Dog, cat shit.

Don't aggravate the old witch. I wish I was a witch.

Don't forget those coats. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Merry Christmas.

Don't say that with this lunatic pointing a gun at my head.

Don't screw it up. You understand?

Don't you call me now, you listen to me all right.

Don't you two fall in love.

Don't you? You got that right, Mrs. A.

Down this side. This side.

E E Ed, swallow that.

Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. Bill, get in. Whoa!

Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together? I think not.

Eh

Eh, I didn't have snow chains.

Eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh

Enjoy it, smiley. You stay out of trouble.

Enough is enough. Come on. Get out.

Especially given the gravity of the situation...

Especially if they're heading north.

Especially when all this money's at stake.

Everybody come in. Keep your hands up.

Everybody, nothin's gonna happen. Keep your hands up and relax.

Everything I got points to you three.

Exactly how much was taken?

Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed?

Expression... [SHOUTING] On your face!

Father Gorenzel, can we talk?

Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back.

Fine. I'm leaving.

Flinstone? Yes.

Flying would be out of the question, especially in this weather.

For putting money back into a vault?

For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. We were doing a little yoga earlier.

Forget what? I got eyes. I know you. Forget it.

Forty five minutes ain't bad.

Freeze! Freeze!

Fresh air! Yes, sir.

Gee, Ed. Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they?

Get him out.

Get inside of the jeep, or I'll blow your heads off.

Get out of here. [CHATTERING]

Get out. All right, all right.

Get over there.

Get some chairs out here. I didn't take Merlin.

Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall!

Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal.

Get your hand out of your pocket!

Give 'em up. It said it said

Give me some light.

Give me that. You're gonna lose it.

Go forward. There's plenty of space. It's okay.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

God. Your whole life's in that dash, isn't it?

Good boy, Merlin.

Good night, Edna. [MUFFLED TALKING]

Good shot. Hey, see you guys. [LAUGHING]

Good, good. It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison.

Guess what? There's one, two.

Guys,

Hang on, son. Give me a hand.

Hang on! Grab my hand!

Hardly move! [CHUCKLES] Big screen TV! [LAUGHING]

Has he got a friend he wants to bring?

He he [CLEARS THROAT]

He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything.

He handled that pretty well.

He owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. Oh, terrific.

He said he loved me.

He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in.

He's gaining on us. Who cares? Alvin, step on it!

He's got the spirit, don't he?

He's staying here. Oh.

Heh heh! 'Cause I love these giblets. Look at that. [CHUCKLES]

Heh heh! Thanks a lot. [CHUCKLING]

Heh! You know... Rob the bank.

Hello, ma? Dave?

Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Her name is Sarah,

Her name's Sarah. Yeah. Sarah?

Here. Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there.

Here. You gotta read this.

Hey, Alvin. I heard the economy was in the shithouse.

Hey, Bill, a guy in prison told me if you use the wrong key,

Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture?

Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone?

Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania?

Hey, Bill! How are ya?

Hey, can I share something with you?

Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car?

Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. [MEN CHATTERING]

Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. Who the hell is fast Eddie?

Hey, I'm real sorry, you know. It's just that, uh, he rode right out in front of us.

Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place.

Hey, look who it is! Get in, Bill.

Hey, ma, what are you so happy about?

Hey, man, get a room. What for?

Hey, Merlin.

Hey, stop. Here we go. We're here.

Hey, thanks a lot, okay?

Hey, we made it! [CHUCKLES]

Hey, what?

Hey! Alvin!

Hey! Is my brother doin' a great job?

Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hey.

Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'.

Hi, officer! Bye, officer! Go! Yeah!

Hi, sweetie.

Hi! Hi.

Hit the wipers.

Hm. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient.

Hmm.

Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him!

Hold on! Hold on! Whoa!

Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down.

Holy skunk! Yeah, you! What? Go!

Hopefully they're still in the area. Put out an A.P.B. On that car.

How about a little soup and Brandy?

How can you be so sure?

How do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry.

How many letters is that?

How?

How? Clovis! They're bullshitting you!

How's that? I just

However, if what you say is true which, I'm sure it is

Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly.

Huh? What? What?

Hurry up, Bill! Okay! Okay!

I eh the bank vault is closed right now. It's locked.

I I you're not who's lying now?

I appreciate the sentiment. You let me decide what I get for Christmas.

I called them.

I can easily be led astray.

I can really use something like that in my life. What's her name?

I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation.

I can't even

I can't leave knowing what I know. What are you saying?

I can't pretend to know too much about these matters.

I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before.

I can't tell you how happy I am. Hi. How are you?

I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys.

I detect resistance.

I did it.

I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the Turkey. I was I hate it.

I didn't know what to do.

I do no, I can't.

I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect.

I don't have any snow chains. The cop is comin' after us.

I don't know what the hell happened in this town,

I don't know, but those three guys stole my kid's horse and sleigh.

I don't know.

I don't know. I I was praying.

I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him.

I don't like this. [GRUNTS]

I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you,

I don't think so! Well, think again!

I don't think you'll be able to smoke when we go into church.

I don't trust these local cops. Okay.

I dropped it in the mail.

I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father,

I fell, dad. Are you hurt?

I got carried away by the Christmas spirit.

I got the guy. I'm the one who got the guy. We've got it all under control!

I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you!

I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed.

I gotta get out of this loony bin.

I guess I just want to say good bye. I'm glad.

I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 'Cause now I'm downstairs.

I had no idea. Look at that abandoned car. [CHUCKLING]

I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the

I hate this town. I hate it.

I have a gun... And you're talkin' about the winterfest?

I I I I I

I it's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand!

I just called the bus station. There's a road to the South open that's going to Philly.

I just certainly hope we haven't exposed ourselves upon you.

I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this...

I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. You stay here!

I just met this really terrific woman.

I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them.

I just said there were two of them!

I just wish you'd go. Why is that?

I knew you'd react like that. That's why I got another copy for your future perusal.

I know Bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state.

I know how your mind works.

I know I didn't hear you right.

I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny,

I know I'm askin' a lot,

I know the bank is across the street.

I know what to do.

I like them too. And I wish that I could think of something to make this all better.

I mean what do I mean, Dave?

I mean, I couldn't live with myself if I froze a horse, especially him.

I mean, I want it. I can't accept it.

I mean, life is great. Yeah? Huh? Isn't life great?

I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around

I miss this little piece of heaven. Yeah. I missed you, ma.

I missed you boys too.

I need to get Mr. Anderson over there to open up the vault!

I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place.

I never wrote any letter.

I paid for that. I didn't see nothing.

I paid for that. Mine.

I realized tonight that I love people, you know?

I remember you from the bank this morning.

I said there were two of them.

I said, hey, why don't you go and find yourself...

I saw them all go together.

I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in.

I sense a conspiracy here.

I show them a picture of ma, and they start shooting at me.

I still got the keys to the vault on me.

I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. That's 'cause of our winterfest.

I tell you, I never felt better in my life.

I think so. Oh. Well, I'll make you some sandwiches.

I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia.

I told them there was a sniper on the roof.

I told them.

I told these gentlemen I could get 'em a change of clothes.

I told you not to say anything. I can keep a secret.

I told you to shut up, and you you're supposed to be on my side.

I wanna know how exactly you two seem to fit into all this.

I wanna thank you for saving my life.

I wanted to say my appreciation for your hospitableness.

I was you gotta be kidding me? What are you doing?

I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. [LAUGHING]

I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing...

I'd go in that bank and take that place over.

I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass.

I'll let 'em go as soon as I get my money.

I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music?

I'll show you three ski masks. Right in there.

I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! I demand to know what the hell's going on here!

I'm almost certain this one's it.

I'm being held hostage on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm gettin' old, and I can't stand the thought...

I'm getting this feeling...

I'm going to confession.

I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.

I'm going with you to get the key. [SHOUTING] No! You stay here!

I'm gonna get ya. I'm comin' at ya. Oh, oh, oh.

I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back.

I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! What are you doing?

I'm in big trouble now.

I'm just real lucky you're going the same way as me.

I'm married to Mr. Anderson... [DAVE] Ooh, lucky him.

I'm never gonna forget you. [WHINNIES]

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it.

I'm really proud of you three.

I'm robbing the bank!

I'm saying I'm saying I like these people too.

I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh!

I'm sorry, cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself.

I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm sorry, father. [MUTTERS] It's okay.

I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe.

I'm sorry. I know it's bad.

I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya?

I'm telling you, if I had a gun on me right now,

I'm telling you, they know something.

I'm tired of tellin' that story. Aw, Victor, come on.

I'm tired of tellin' that story. Aw, Victor, come on.

I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation.

I've lied to a lot of people I care about, so please, just go while you can.

If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went.

If it wasn't for your goddamn, long winded, piece of shit letter...

If these three guys aren't the crooks, I'd like to know

If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna throw your mother out the window!

If your head wasn't screwed on

Imagine that. Yeah. Imagine that.

In a caddy with New York plates.

In order to support a winged membrane.

In the trunk? Alvin, pull the car over.

Is being considered for an early release.

Is he coming with us? No.

Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again?

Is he retarded? Yeah.

Is it clothes? [LAUGHS] I hope they fit.

Is it true?

Is that any relation?

Is that Bill Firpo?

Is there anything I can do to help you? Uh, no. I don't think so.

Is this, uh is this one of your elaborate schemes?

It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride.

It depends on the person.

It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here.

It had over $800 in it, which I counted many times on the subway.

It has been two weeks since my last confession.

It just never ends with you.

It kept main street alive.

It never belonged to us. It belonged to the town.

It said Nissan. Nissan.

It said on the sign All of them. All of them.

It was nice meeting you. Yes. It was nice meeting you,

It wasn't your fault. It was my fault, ma. I I convinced Bill...

It wouldn't have mattered if you had.

It'd have a way of coming back around for us.

It'll make you cry.

It's a little wet,

It's a moot point at this juncture. Don't you think?

It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery!

It's a very distinct thumping sound.

It's been five years since you've been to confession.

It's Clifford's great grandfather.

It's good for tense situations like this robbery or if you ever do go to prison.

It's just waiting to be picked. I love the way he tells this story.

It's my bus. I guess I better get going, right? Yeah.

It's my car. What the

It's not? No, it's not,

It's right through here.

It's the money from the robbery. Money.

It's yours.

Jesus Christ, Bernie. What the hell's goin' on? Hi, Ed. How ya doin'?

Just get in the car. I'll kill him.

Just get in the trunk. You guys are dumber than a box of hair.

Just passin' through! Passin'.

Just put the ball away for now. Thank you.

Just stay back there. Give me some room here.

Just to get you down here.

Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.

Keep 'em up! Where are you going?

Key! Key! All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key?

Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it?

Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head.

Let me get this straight.

Let me guess.

Let me talk to her. No. You know what she's like when she gets this way.

Let's get outta here!

Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on!

Let's radio the feds. I

Let's take them down.

Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous as possible. Oh, absolutely.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

License plate: D u h that's appropriate.

Line them right up behind me.

Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this?

Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house.

Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this?

Location: East on main street, heading toward river road.

Look out! Look out! Get out of the way!

Look out. Look out. Jesus.

Look what I started? I don't know what you're talking about.

Look what you started, you big gorilla.

Look, can I ask you a question?

Look, guys... [SIGHS] I'm a sport. I'm here.

Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas.

Look, there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here,

Look, you can't do this. These are from your wife, obviously.

Look.

Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand?

Looks like they're going somewhere.

Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on c block, but I really got to get to work.

Ma, it's Christmas Eve, and we're

Make up your mind, 'cause I'm going. No, you're not.

Maybe it was a bad picture. [BOTH LAUGHING]

Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend...

Mazzucci? I don't think there's anybody by the name of Sarah Mazzucci in this town.

Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. Okay.

Merlin, are you okay?

Merlin! Dad! They took merl yeah. Yeah, I know.

Merlin's fine. Merlin's fine.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho!

Merry Christmas. Good night, sir.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Might find a walleye in there. See anything?

Might get there by midnight. If you'd like to catch it, we should probably go now.

Move back, please. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Move it! Move it.

Move!

Move! I'm mov

Move! Move up!

Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, [CLEARS THROAT]

Mrs. A! [CHUCKLING]

Mrs. Anderson. [NERVOUS MUTTERING]

My husband is the only one with a key, and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now.

My name is Dave.

My name's Alvin Firpo.

Never mind.

Never to return!

Never was ours.

New customer? Heh heh!

Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

Nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. Sarah.

Nissan's for a car. But it was round...

No camera, and the security guard, he's older than water.

No choice. But he resisted, every step of the way.

No, he's not. All right? It's over.

No, I don't believe so.

No, ma. Dave and Alvin would never steal anything.

No, no, no. One for you. Thank you.

No, no! It's all right! Put the money back!

No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality.

No, sir. Not this year.

No, we couldn't. No, we couldn't. No, no.

No, we're just we're just passin' through.

No! No, the roads to the interstate are closed.

No! No! No!

No? [CHUCKLES] No what? What are you talking about?

No.

No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. Oh, good.

No. He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you.

No. I thought what I saw might be a suspect.

No. I'm Bill. I apologize for my brother. He's, uh [CLEARS THROAT]

No. Let's wait and see what they're up to.

No. No, just an assumption. No, we haven't seen

No. Shut up. Check!

No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave.

No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

No. Why?

Nobody move, goddamn it! This is a robbery!

North.

Nose is as long as a telephone wire.

Not all of them revolve around you. Come on. Don't hold back, ma.

Not at all. Come on in out of the cold.

Not quite.

Not this year.

Nothin' better than that smell in the whole, wide world. It does smell good.

Now I remember. I saw them too. [CROWD CHATTERING]

Now, can you identify these three men as the men who robbed the bank?

Now, do us both a favor. Don't do anything you'll regret.

Now, he used this membrane to fly high above his predators,

Now, one other thing.

Of another Christmas...

Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk.

Oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house!

Oh, about, um... 45 minutes.

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

Oh, and, uh, however much these cost.

Oh, aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way!

Oh, Christ. He looks like he's turning blue.

Oh, come on. Now, would I do that to you? Dave...

Oh, dear! Well, come on in. I hope you don't mind.

Oh, good. What do you mean, oh, good?

Oh, just a little TV. A daring prison break at long island state prison in New York.

Oh, Mrs. [DELIGHTED GASP] I like that.

Oh, my God, a gun! [CROWD CLAMORING]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Guns!

Oh, my God. I must need some ointment or whatnot.

Oh, my goodness, son. Your lip is bleeding.

Oh, no, cops! Hey!

Oh, no, no, no, no. He's gaining on us. Just relax.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. We'll take care of him right away. He's all right.

Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether?

Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall.

Oh, ow!

Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. What? You know him?

Oh, this can't be true! Vic, what are we doin' in this joint?

Oh, we're very proud of him.

Oh, well, you're a priest. Yeah.

Oh, well. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show.

Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night.

Oh, you don't have to put it out now.

Oh!

Oh! [SHUDDERING] I got ya.

Oh! I think they've had enough excitement for one day.

Oh! Oh, did you want to talk to her? Yes, I wanted to talk to her!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh. Uh... well, uh...

Oh. You don't wanna read that, ma. That's a real heartbreaker.

Ohh... mentally retarded.

Okay, Ed.

Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her.

Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones!

Okay.

Okay. How you guys doin'? [CLEARS THROAT]

Okay. Okay.

Okay. This bank is like a beautiful orchard.

On the insurance. Only a crook would do a thing like that.

One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks.

Only instead of fruit, there's money ripening on the vine.

Ooh! ♪ I'm Alvin and you're Bill

Ooh! Ain't you worried about talkin' here?

Ooh! That hurt.

Outside.

Over anticapatory.

Over by the rock.

Over here! Move! Move!

Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account.

Over there in the in the coffee shop.

Overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck.

Oww! [COUGHING] You all right?

Paradise, Pennsylvania,

Please please, I can't [CASH DRAWER OPENS]

Please don't tell me you knew about this. Uh, no. No, I

Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise.

Pop, will you knock it off?

Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get.

Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine.

Push! Go! Go!

Put the gun down! Get off of me!

Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states on the night Christ was born.

Quiet, okay?

Rai oh.

Really? There's no problem between us? There's startin' to be.

Right there. Heh! Oh.

Right this way. I want agents at every roadblock.

Right up into them.

Right. [MA] What are you saying?

Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. [CHUCKLES]

Ring dings and milk? Ring dings and milk!

Rip off your heads and shit down your throats.

Rough night? [CHUCKLES]

Row! Row! Like a viking!

Run! Run, Merlin! Run!

Same time next year.

Sarah Collins? Yeah?

Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone.

Sarah?

Sarah.

Say, Bill.

Say, spill on aisle three.

Scallions too. But anyway,

Season's greetings. Santa claus is coming to town.

See, I heard that banks always claim,

Separate? Just pretend like you don't know each other.

Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! What is your name, rookie?

She works right there. Where?

She's been here a couple of years now. Heh!

Shh!

Shit!

Shit! All right, back away!

Shit. He's got kids.

Shit. What?

Should we go get him? No, you sit down.

Shut quiet, please.

Shut up and get inside.

Shut up!

Since I've had a picture of a woman in my wallet?

Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire!

Sit down, you clown. Okay.

Sit down! Sit down, or I'm gonna shoot somebody! Sit down!

Sit down. Then where the hell...

Smiley. Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. [JERRY] Yeah, right.

So chances are, there's an arsenal back there.

So I get into the car with these two strangers, and

So I knew you were all right.

So it's ground beef cheese scallion scrapple.

So long, fellas. So long! [LAUGHING]

So long, Jerry. Take it easy.

So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum!

So why don't you just pull your trigger?

So, I guess we have a clean slate now. Huh?

So, let's breathe in. [ALL INHALE]

So, maybe my partner Clovis and I got a little...

Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it?

Something came over the wire tonight about two escaped convicts...

Something tells me I'm really getting jammed.

Something to read.

Something you may regret.

Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops!

Sorry, Ed.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry. Put the table on their tab.

Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper?

Speaking of which, when are you two gonna get hitched?