TMNT (2007) Edit

Actually, I was already here on business.

After all, the jungle can be a very dangerous place.

All right. But remember, we're only up here for training.

All right. Finally, some excitement.

All right. I'm on my way.

All right. Let's hear it. What's Raph doing?

All right. Nice.

All right. That's what I'm talking about.

All ye generals, wake from your stone slumber.

An evil born 3000 years ago.

And don't let me catch you calling the cops.

And don't let me catch you calling the cops.

And how will we know these friends?

And I expect you to honor it.

And I thought Girl Scouts were pushy.

And more importantly, I'm better than you.

And now we got walking statues? You got a plan for those?

And second of all...

And Splinter says you don't write anymore.

And thank you...

And that is a torment I can no longer bear.

And that's why we'll always be brothers.

And the monsters that were unleashed...

And there ain't no bad guy or monster gonna ever change that.

And there's an engraving on it. Looks South American.

And upon the portal's opening...

And we will finally have our victory.

And when the portal opens, we'll lose the city to monsters within hours.

And who knows? These guys might be friendly.

And with rocketing interest rates, that's bad news for homeowners...

And you keep them up. Got that?

And you will finally be free of your stone prison.

Anyone for dessert?

April. I've had my eye on you for a long time.

Arise, my brothers. Arise, dear sister.

As ordered, no one gets into the tower...

At least he's keeping busy.

Attention, all on duty officers:

Bad dog.

Bad news is, this thing is gonna run out of bodies soon.

Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.

Because this has Winters' name written all over it.

Besides, these people need me more than my brothers do.

Boys!

But didn't you tell him how weird things have gotten with the Turtles?

But Donnie's a genius. Why would he take a job like that?

But I could never leave this place.

But I'm not gonna stand here and debate Splinter's orders with you.

But if the curse is broken, we will no longer be immortal.

But it also turned his generals to stone.

But Master Splinter, how can I be expected to do so...

But now a greater evil is poised to destroy their very brotherhood.

But that's just me.

But then the local legend started sounding familiar...

But you must realize that while, at times, you may not be my favorite student...

But, hey, like I said, it's just a myth.

But, Master Splinter, I messed up big tonight.

By the time our brother discovers this turtle is not the 13th monster...

By the time they return, the portal will already be closed...

By your wish, Father.

Can I get rid of this too?

Can't this piece of junk go faster?

Casey can't come to the phone right now because we're hardly working.

Casey, come look at this.

Casey, I am standing on the dock with a priceless statue and no delivery truck.

Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.

Come on, I'm gonna drop kick you to hurty town. Come on, little guy.

Come on.

Come on. That's the second mask this week.

Come on. What is it with ninjas and smoke pellets?

Come to daddy.

Coming up, the vigilante known as Nightwatcher strikes again.

Community college.

Cool. I want one.

Cowabunga Carl Party Services. Cowabunga, dude.

Cowabunga, dude. I'm here for little Maxie's 13th birthday party.

Cowabunga.

Crime never took a break. You did.

Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in?

Don't do this to me again. Not now.

Don't get up. I'll serve myself.

Don't push it. You can't leave and come back...

Don't worry, they're impossible to miss.

Donatello, this home has become like an empty shell.

Donnie's probably got everything under control.

Dressing up like it's Halloween every night?

Dude, it's the cops.

Dude.

Dude. Going down.

Dudes, can it. Here comes Splinter.

Dudes, did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night?

Dudes, that rocked. Let's go again.

Each of your brothers has strengths and weaknesses.

Enter.

Every 3000 years, the stars would align...

Every ninja's day should start with a healthy breakfast.

Fine, then. I quit.

First of all, this team you speak of doesn't exist anymore.

Foolish creatures. We are immortals made of stone.

For soon, we will have further business together.

Forget about them. Get on with your life. Concentrate on your work.

Four turtles...

Friendly.

Funny thing about anger:

Get off my car.

Get off of me, you little monster.

Go on.

Goal.

Good morning, my sons.

Good night, dark prince.

Good work, boys. That was easier than I thought it was gonna be.

Good. Because until you can act as one, you are forbidden to fight.

Greet them warmly and bring them to me.

Guess night school's in session.

Guys?

Happy birthday from Cowabunga Carl.

Hate to rain on your parade, pal, but we thought we'd even the odds.

Have you seen the way this guy behaves...

He became immortal...

He wasn't always a ghost.

He would spend the rest of his days in regret...

He's a big hit.

He's happy because he's mortal again, Mikey.

Hello?

Hello?

Here you go, pal. Make sure this is safe.

Here's Mikey.

Hey, a little help, O fearless one.

Hey, babe. I am so sorry. I set the alarm clock, but...

Hey, black and blue clashes with green, dudes. Hey, that's...

Hey, buddy. Come on, man. Up we go.

Hey, Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jetpacks?

Hey, have you ever done this before?

Hey, I was born careful.

Hey, I was training. Training to be a better leader, for you.

Hey, Leo's back. Better go say hello before he leaves again.

Hey, look, guys. I grabbed a toaster.

Hey, Raph. Don't do it, man.

Hey, this thing ain't rustproof. Get off of me.

Hey, wait a minute. How did you know it was me?

Hey, wait up.

Hey, you went AWOL, Leo...

Hey, you're the trained master, not me.

Hey.

Hey. I got shotgun.

Hey. Oh, no. Come on, now. Wait.

His brotherhood was turned to stone.

Hope I'm not disturbing class.

Hope that wasn't expensive.

How bad could it be?

Hurry, we don't have much time.

I am not afraid of a myth.

I believe this is the one they call General Akeela?

I can't even sleep without the sound of the subway rumbling over my head.

I can't go back a failure.

I couldn't agree with you more.

I did something really stupid, Master Splinter.

I did something.

I don't feel so good.

I don't know. I just know something's missing.

I don't know. It's possible.

I don't think so.

I found him. He's not coming back.

I give us a 10 for style, an eight for skill...

I got allergies.

I got it on my last trip to Japan. You like it?

I got my own issues, you know? Like back at home, with April.

I gotta hand it to you, Raph...

I guess if I could live anywhere other than the city, I'd go too.

I guess it comes from growing up with a houseful of brothers.

I hate to see brothers fight like this.

I have missed you, Leonardo.

I have some friends coming to town...

I heard his bike turns into a plane or, like, a jetpack.

I know that there's a reason why he's the better son and I'm not.

I know that your attitude has been a source of contention to this team.

I love when they play hard to get.

I love your work ethic, Tommy. It's an inspiration to us all.

I mean big.

I mean, we haven't heard word one from him...

I must have hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles.

I must warn you, we do not come cheap.

I remember how that used to feel, busting up crime syndicates.

I return from my training, master.

I suppose you think the Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.

I think I made my point.

I think it's a disgrace, taking the law into your own hands like that.

I think we lost it.

I think we walked in on a family feud, guys.

I think we're getting off on the wrong foot here.

I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.

I want to ask you before I go...

I want to send these creatures back...

I want you to know that I appreciate your intentions...

I was counting on you to bring order to the chaos of this family.

I was out. I was out and I did... I did something.

I was so caught up in my own world, I forgot about everyone else.

I would love to know what it is that you do that's so great.

I'd have to disagree with you on that one.

I'd rather enjoy the show. What do you say, fearless leader?

I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

I'll tell you what's embarrassing. You can't follow a single order.

I'm better off calling my own shots now. Get used to it.

I'm certain things will be back to normal in no time, master.

I'm going out.

I'm gonna need you too.

I'm just saying that if it was my brother, I'd find a way to work it out.

I'm never usually that happy to be in pain.

I'm not afraid of a ghost.

I'm not trying to tell you what to do.

I'm not your enemy. I'm just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support...

I'm okay.

I'm smart.

I'm sorry I failed.

I'm sure my man Casey's got it all under control.

I'm telling you, sir, it's not that kind of phone line.

I'm the caveman type, au naturel.

I'm the only one that has to be responsible?

I'm very disappointed in you, knucklehead.

I've always known that you'd be the one to help me find my way home.

I've got a shareholders' meeting at 10. I'd rather miss it.

I've missed you too, Father.

If Master Splinter were here...

If you ask me, guys, this has Winters' name written all over it.

If you don't learn to recognize this...

If you've come to kill me, could you make it fast?

Immortality is a curse, brother.

In his quest, the warrior learned of a constellation...

Is anyone here?

Is he dead?

Is this place a museum or what?

It fills me with pride to see you boys together again.

It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others.

It is time to put an end to the curse that I have brought upon myself...

It was in that time that a warrior king named Yoatl...

It was just a myth...

It's a long way from the city to just drop in.

It's actually Aguila, but that was a good try.

It's bad enough that you're out every night playing vigilante...

It's broken. The clock...

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

It's his temper that always jeopardizes all our missions.

Join us. Join us, Foot Clan.

Jungle boy. Good one.

Just remember what my analyst said, just go to my happy place.

Keep laughing. Last night was an embarrassment.

Keep on running, you filthy little hermit crab.

Keep them on schedule in completing their task.

Kind of hope he never comes back.

Kneel, my son.

Leave now.

Leo, is that you?

Leo?

Leo.

Leo.

Leo.

Leo.

Leo. Hang on.

Leo. You came back.

Leonardo, this team you are so eager to lead is incomplete.

Leonardo.

Let it consume you, and soon enough...

Let's hope so, because if not, Aguila will use the portal...

Like I said, too easy.

Long have we been in hiding. Perhaps too long.

Look at me. Found the elevator.

Look at you. Ain't you cute?

Look, Casey, we're gonna lose the biggest client we have...

Look, trust me when I tell you, you don't wanna do this.

Looks like it's just you and me, shaky.

Looks like someone got to him before us.

Looks like you picked a good time to come home.

Maybe, just maybe...

Mike's gotten into the entertainment business.

Mikey, remember our talk.

Mikey, when have you ever said that?

Monsters loose in the city?

Monsters.

More beasts. Let's send them back where they belong.

My compliments to the chef.

My head.

My ninja will find the last monster and you will bring it back here.

My spleen.

My, my, my. And what is your name?

Named after the great Renaissance masters...

Nevertheless, Karai, I trust my family more than I trust you.

Nice pad, kids.

Nice parallel parking.

No one really knows. He just sleeps all day.

No way.

No, I'm not playing hard to get.

No, you kind of failed to tell me about that one, buddy.

No!

No.

No.

No. The criminal element of this city may be guilty of a lot of things...

None, my lord.

Not human...

Not so immortal, huh, dudes?

Nothing could stand in their way...

Nothing will stand in our way...

Now he's in my mouth.

Now I know who to thank for this shot in the arm.

Now, I can't say for sure, but he was definitely an alien.

Now, I'm sorry that your illustrious group have been reduced to hired guns...

Oh, and this qualifies as just fine?

Oh, babe. Thanks.

Oh, but you don't understand, lady. I got...

Oh, come on. You call that an attack?

Oh, good. I have nightmares about birthday parties.

Oh, gross. I think he's in my no... My no... My no...

Oh, hey, Raph.

Oh, my shoulder.

Oh, my. This is my associate, Casey.

Oh, no. Casey.

Oh, so it's like Halley's comet, only monsters come out?

Oh, wait, babe, real quick. You left a message saying you found Leo.

Oh, wait... Just... I'm...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The turtles are back, dudes.

Oh, yeah. Well, I notice you got quite a temper.

Oh, you know something, big brother?

Okay, Leo, I'll bite. What are we doing up here?

Okay, Leo. Whatever you say. Nobody was talking about him.

Okay, Leo...

Okay, so this is my fault now, huh, Raph?

Okay, that was different.

Okay, that was just weird. I mean, first the Foot, then that hideous monster.

Okay, then.

Okay, whatever you say, sir. Please, I got kids in college.

Okay. Just a little bit creepy.

On the contrary, my son...

Only time is of the essence, my dear.

Our time is just beginning.

Please tell me we're getting paid by the pound here.

Pupil dilation is normal.

Pushy sidekick.

Raph?

Raph?

Raph. Raph!

Raph's hurt. You need to get over here.

Raphael.

Raphael.

Raphael. Kneel.

Report of a disturbance on 32nd. No units available.

Right, and while you've been playing games, brother...

Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on, what were you thinking?

Save the brute vigilante junk for that Nightwatchman.

Savor your victory tonight.

Sewer's up, bra.

Show yourself. Do you realize who you're dealing with?

Since you're so rich and powerful...

Sir? Sir. Sir.

So did we win now?

So did we win?

So how did we fare?

So where do we find this guy and his stone jokers?

So, what happens now?

Some people just can't take a hint.

Some sort of stone. Probably obsidian, I think.

Sorry about that, ma'am.

Sorry the reunion isn't under better circumstances.

Special delivery.

Splinter sent me down here to become a better leader.

Stay with me, now. We'll be out of here soon.

Sure, they had a bunch of guns, but they weren't like these guns.

Swear your allegiance to us and no harm will befall you.

Take care, Mr. Winters.

Take everything. I'm not even looking. Go.

Take it easy, little dudes. I bruise easily.

Take it easy. I'm not gonna hurt you...

Thanks for bringing me back.

That can't be good.

That doesn't prove anything.

That spicy meatball's on the house.

That was too easy.

That would be the swirling vortex to another world, I assume.

That's just rude.

That's what this is about, Miss O'Neil: Penance:

That's what's important.

That's your department, April.

The 13th monster must not be found.

The Foot Clan and I have come to hear your offer.

The Foot ninja is not without honor. We work for Winters, not you.

The Foot? I thought they were history.

The ghost of the jungle.

The ghost of the jungle. He punishes those who prey upon the weak.

The kind that involves familiar faces from your past.

The legend of Yoatl. It can't be.

The Nightwatcher.

The problem is that we were hired to merely patrol the city...

The roof. You know what the roof is, don't you?

The Stars of Kikan align.

The time has come to reopen the portal and rain destruction upon the Earth.

The warrior king was left to eternally walk the Earth...

Then show these fools how a true warrior acts.

Then the time for hiding is over.

There ain't no other solution.

There are no excuses when you are the leader, my student.

There. That's where I saw him.

There's a log on the road, senor.

There's monsters out there.

There's this whole thing about settling down...

These are the merits of a great leader as well...

These guys really don't die. Sensei, are you all right?

These statues may appear to be only stone...

They battled many creatures and foes before defeating their archenemy...

They say 3000 years ago, some great warrior...

They took him.

They will help you gather the remaining 12 of these abominations...

They'd better hurry with that last monster.

They'll never find us in here.

They're into everything: Real estate, technology, pharmaceuticals, hair gel.

They're lost without you.

They're playing my song.

Thing about you immortal stone guys is...

Things aren't looking so good back home.

This is the police. You on the roof, put your hands behind your...

This is why I have forbidden any surface activity.

This place needed a skylight.

This place used to be fun.

Those aren't souvenirs.

Time has done nothing but made you weak.

Time to punch in.

To conquer all the kingdoms of the world.

To picking up the pieces.

Trust me, I've lived long enough to know.

Two creatures remain, my lord.

Two minutes for high sticking.

Typical. We do all the work, he gets all the thanks.

Unless it's together.

Wait a minute. How did something that big just disappear? It doesn't...

Wait a second. Those statues look...

Wasn't that hard, man. You know, you look like a big, metal turtle.

Watch out.

Watch where you're going.

We appreciate the generous donation...

We are ninjas.

We cannot return to the surface to fight evil...

We couldn't survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo...

We do not need any help.

We fight together. We stand for good, together.

We have our own plans.

We have to go out and find who's responsible for this.

We interrupt the Gilmore Girls for this special news report.

We know what you're up to, Winters. We know about the portal...

We live together. We train together.

We must do this more often.

We shall finish what we began all those years ago.

We strike hard, defend, protect, and fade into the night.

We'll be right there.

We're contributing around here. All you do is sleep.

We're going to enjoy this.

We're gonna rescue our brother, and then we're gonna save New York City.

We're not going until we get Splinter's blessing.

We've gotten this image in from an amateur cameraman...

Welcome home.

Well, at least his personality's still intact.

Well, at least some people care about justice these days.

Well, by all means, then, let's finish it.

Well, I got a news flash for you: We got along just fine without you.

Well, I'm going to bed.

Well, if he's doing that, who's keeping an eye on Mikey?

Well, if you're not too busy, remove it.

Well, is he gonna be all right?

Well, it appears that today is my lucky day.

Well, looks like I got a sidekick.

Well, what do we do now?

Well, what's he do all night?

Well, you always did run with a strange crowd, April.

Were there any problems, general?

What are you?

What if this warrior just kept living forever?

What in the...?

What is it?

What is this...? What?

What seems to be the problem?

What was that?

What, is it performance art? I don't get it.

What?

What? I'm not robbing you, I'm helping you.

What...? What have you done?

What's going on, guys?

What's going on, Raph?

What's this all about, Raph?

Whatever.

Whatever.

When this is over, I'm totally calling the architect.

Where are the cops? How come the cops haven't shown up?

Where are you, Casey?

Who are you working for?

Who are you? Show yourself.

Whoa, check it out.

Why couldn't you send him away for training?

Why do you do this to yourself, Mikey? Those glory days are over.

Why don't we take one more call about these monster sightings?

Why is it everyone's got such a hard time believing I am a good guy?

Why skate a halfpipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?

Winters?

With one monster still free, the curse will never be broken.

Within days, the country. And within weeks, the world.

Without the final monster to break our curse...

Witnesses say there are holes in the floors...

Witnesses.

Would it help if I told you that those statues you collected for Winters...

Wow, good news is, there's a bunch of Foot ninjas...

Yeah, I do nothing. You're right. You got me all figured out.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Ma'am.

Yeah, right. You're the sidekick.

Yeah, so? You think we should help these guys?

Yeah, that would help.

Yeah, that would make her your mom too, doofus.

Yeah, well, guess what, pal. Now you...

Yeah, well. Our strange crowd hasn't been the same without you.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. Spoken like a true has been.

Yeah, you better run.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, those are a first for me too.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yes, sensei.

Yes, sensei.

Yes. I guess so.

Yoatl won't know the difference.

You are every bit the warriors I was informed you were.

You are so smug, you know that?

You are strong, passionate and loyal to a fault.

You are the eldest of your brothers.

You can't go trick or treating without your mask.

You do know I only have a wooden bat, don't you?

You do understand honor, don't you?

You don't understand.

You fight well. You should join us.

You got room for one more?

You have passed.

You know what I always say, Train by doing, dude.

You know, I don't even care about Leo anymore.

You may be the eyes and ears, but they are the muscle.

You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me, Raph.

You must learn to be strong when they are weak.

You never said anything about monsters.

You owe me no apology, but perhaps you should talk to Raphael.

You smell that? It's like a monkey cage up here.

You think fear is the best way to accomplish things.

You think the world revolves around you, don't you?

You think these lowlifes take vacations at the first sign of pressure?

You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help.

You want a butt kicking, little fella? Yes, you do. You do.

You would think they would be more concerned about the 13th monster.

You.

You'd better get home now.

You're gonna need these if you're gonna lead us out of here.

You're gonna quote a rulebook to me that you ain't been following for a year?

You're scratching the helmet.

You're still here? Go back to your jungle.

You've got to be kidding me.

You've made a very old man very, very happy.

Your absence has been particularly difficult for him...

Your brother is home.

Your brothers need you, Leo.

Your strength is needed here now.

Your time for giving orders is over.

Your time's run out, Winters.

Your training period ended a year ago.

2802, 2802, burglary in progress at 55th and Broadway.

...but we've got a deadline to meet. I'm sorry.

All right. Yeah!

Coward. Get back here. You're on your own, jefe.

He's doing our job for us again. Tommy.

Here we go, now. So, what are we looking for?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Huh, Leo?

Hothead. Splinter Jr.

How do you figure that, Donnie? Yeah.

I mean, is he there with you? No.

I should've stayed in law school. Ain't that cute? He's trying to get away.

I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I? No, Mikey, you're not dreaming.

I've tried it. He's lecturing.

Keep your hands to yourself. Hey, who's tickling me?

Leave it to the police. Up next...

Leo. I got him. Out of the way, please.

Mama! Oh, she is dangerous.

Mr. Winters. Miss O'Neil.

My brothers, I... We are no brothers to you.

Nice to meet you, Kenny. Boyfriend. It's Casey.

Nice work, Jones. I have my moments.

Nightwatcher. Nightwatcher.

No. Yes.

Oh, boy. Please tell me that wasn't you.

Okay, any more bright ideas? How about this?

Okay, jungle boy. Grab a vine. Raph, wait.

Raph? Meet me on the roof, okay?

So my question is, where are you? April.

So you were successful? Yes. The fourth general.

Wanna drive? I would, as a matter of fact.

We're not... I say we stop talking.

We're trying to help you. Never.

What happened to Raph? I don't know. He's unconscious.

What kind of business? Ancient artifacts.

What, you never heard of smoke pellets? Warn me next time.

What? Leo. Hey.

Why do you hate me for that? And whoever said I wanted to be led?

Winters. Looks more like fall. Get it?

Yeah, I think we did. We won.

You've never heard of Winterscorp? That's what I'm telling you.

...13 monsters were released into our world.

...a scary story the locals told kids around a campfire.

...and a two for stealth.

...and I do stress amateur.

...and now you're schooling us on your master plan?

...and report anything strange to you.

...and stop this vigilante nonsense.

...and this world.

...and trained as ninjas.

...and we think that it's time you sent all these monsters home.

...as if something or someone had just blasted straight down through them...

...as the real estate market continues its downward spiral.

...as they left a trail of destruction behind them.

...brothers.

...but at a price.

...but being quitters ain't one of them.

...but clearly not the final monster.

...but I believe we made a deal, Karai.

...but only when tempered with compassion and humility.

...but they're like family to me. I didn't choose them.

...but you can't change the world like this.

...directly over Winters Tower in the next 24 hours.

...expecting us to fall in line like your little soldiers.

...for the continued protection of your village.

...four brothers...

...genetically reborn in the sewers of New York.

...getting the snot kicked out of them.

...has his heart set on a collection of 3000 year old statues.

...he would ask you, What is your heart telling you?

...if I could take one last look?

...if we continue to fight each other.

...if you don't get down here.

...it does not mean that you are my least favorite son.

...it will already be too late.

...known as the Stars of Kikan.

...leaving authorities scratching their heads.

...led a brotherhood that fought side by side with one purpose:

...like some kind of vigilante showboat. But his days are done.

...much.

...Nightwatcher's come into the neighborhood...

...no one interferes, no one bears witness.

...now you are much stronger.

...since Splinter sent him away on his little vacation.

...sit around, wait for Leo to come back and save the day?

...so I decided to snoop around.

...spending all of his riches and all of his power...

...that I'd like to roll out the red carpet for.

...that makes me miss the old times.

...that sounds like something out of science fiction.

...the energy from it gave the warrior eternal life.

...the Shredder.

...then all hope is lost for our family.

...time to teach you a lesson.

...to draw forth an army of evil and the world will be lost.

...to find a way to revive his stone generals.

...to guide us through our problems.

...to undo the damage that was done so many years ago.

...to undo the damage that was done so many years ago.

...we will never be stopped.

...were shooting these things at me and Raph?

...what is it we could possibly have to offer you?

...when we have an army at our command.

...with you inside it.

...you lose sight of everything.

...you sure know how to show a lady a good time.