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War Dogs (2016) War Dogs is a thrilling film directed by Todd Phillips, released in 2016. Based on a true story, it follows

War Dogs (2016)

War Dogs is a thrilling film directed by Todd Phillips, released in 2016. Based on a true story, it follows the journey of two friends, David Packouz and Efraim Diveroli, played by Miles Teller and Jonah Hill, respectively. Struggling financially, the duo becomes involved in a risky business venture, bidding on government contracts to supply ammunition to U.S. troops in Afghanistan. The film highlights their incredible rise to success, untangling a web of corruption and danger along the way. Packed with gripping performances and intense action sequences, War Dogs delves into the world of international arms dealing. To immerse yourself in the suspenseful atmosphere, you can find and download the sounds of the film here.

A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
A kid from Arkansas
A kid from Arkansas
A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
A month, tops.
A month, tops.
A partnership agreement, no prior contract.
A partnership agreement, no prior contract.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
Absolutely. They are, sir.
Absolutely. They are, sir.
Actually, that is not a fact.
Actually, that is not a fact.
Actually, you know what? On second thought,
Actually, you know what? On second thought,
AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds
AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
AEY would ever see.
AEY would ever see.
AEY. How may I direct your call?
AEY. How may I direct your call?
After Enver called the Pentagon,
After Enver called the Pentagon,
After that, we started killing it.
After that, we started killing it.
Against a deal of this size.
Against a deal of this size.
Ah!
Ah!
Airport, let's go.
Airport, let's go.
Albania is a lot of things.
Albania is a lot of things.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
Albania?
Albania?
All girls.
All girls.
All of it.
All of it.
All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
All right, here he is.
All right, here he is.
All right, I gotta take a leak.
All right, I gotta take a leak.
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right, uh, give me
All right, uh, give me
All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
All right? I'm your partner.
All right? I'm your partner.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
All that matters is they fucking work.
All that matters is they fucking work.
All the documents we forged, photos of repacking.
All the documents we forged, photos of repacking.
All the lies we told the government,
All the lies we told the government,
All the money is made between the lines.
All the money is made between the lines.
All the pressure you're under.
All the pressure you're under.
All these containers are filled with your bullets.
All these containers are filled with your bullets.
All we cared about was the AK ammo.
All we cared about was the AK ammo.
All we have to do is ship the guns
All we have to do is ship the guns
America has an embargo against China.
America has an embargo against China.
Among defense contractors,
Among defense contractors,
And 22 hours just to get there.
And 22 hours just to get there.
And a lot of my clients are elderly.
And a lot of my clients are elderly.
And according to Efraim, they did.
And according to Efraim, they did.
And an in person interview.
And an in person interview.
And does that include mags?
And does that include mags?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And expand the company.
And expand the company.
And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.
And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.
And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
And got the fuck out of Baghdad.
And got the fuck out of Baghdad.
And he knows what he's doing?
And he knows what he's doing?
And he would become that person.
And he would become that person.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
And hundreds of permits.
And hundreds of permits.
And I don't want you to walk away from this empty handed.
And I don't want you to walk away from this empty handed.
And I got to work with you shit bags?
And I got to work with you shit bags?
And I had a big idea.
And I had a big idea.
And I love you.
And I love you.
And I really appreciate it.
And I really appreciate it.
And I think it's pretty fair.
And I think it's pretty fair.
And I was hoping to get some clarification...
And I was hoping to get some clarification...
And I was watching it and thinking about when we were little
And I was watching it and thinking about when we were little
And I'm an international arms dealer.
And I'm an international arms dealer.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
And ice cream.
And ice cream.
And if there was an angle to be played,
And if there was an angle to be played,
And if you could please just call me back
And if you could please just call me back
And instead of selling bed sheets
And instead of selling bed sheets
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade,
And now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade,
And now you're about to blow me in my car.
And now you're about to blow me in my car.
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
And proud to welcome you,
And proud to welcome you,
And sent to the government.
And sent to the government.
And sentenced to four years in prison.
And sentenced to four years in prison.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
And that one kid would always win it?
And that one kid would always win it?
And that was Efraim's genius.
And that was Efraim's genius.
And that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.
And that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.
And that's all because of AEY.
And that's all because of AEY.
And that's what war is really about.
And that's what war is really about.
And the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
And the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
And the guy would not stop talking.
And the guy would not stop talking.
And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers
And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers
And then not deliver.
And then not deliver.
And then put those in double walled,
And then put those in double walled,
And then we waited.
And then we waited.
And then, in the middle of the night
And then, in the middle of the night
And there were hundreds of them.
And there were hundreds of them.
And was already about to make more money
And was already about to make more money
And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
And we are looking at options as we speak.
And we are looking at options as we speak.
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we just got fucked.
And we just got fucked.
And we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
And we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
And we used to do the lines from the movie.
And we used to do the lines from the movie.
And we're international arms dealers.
And we're international arms dealers.
And what about shipping?
And what about shipping?
And what we would like to do
And what we would like to do
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
And you make good money?
And you make good money?
And you quit after building me half a house,
And you quit after building me half a house,
And you're freaking out that I might say something.
And you're freaking out that I might say something.
Any luck today?
Any luck today?
Any of you ****as ever seen this motherfucker before?
Any of you ****as ever seen this motherfucker before?
Anybody who tells you otherwise
Anybody who tells you otherwise
Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.
Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.
Anyway, when I was over there,
Anyway, when I was over there,
Are you ever not acting, man?
Are you ever not acting, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
As God as my witness,
As God as my witness,
At the State Department.
At the State Department.
At what point do you just admit you're a liar?
At what point do you just admit you're a liar?
Baby.
Baby.
Back then, I didn't know anything.
Back then, I didn't know anything.
Bashkim.
Bashkim.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Beautifully said.
Beautifully said.
Because anything that implicates me,
Because anything that implicates me,
Because five minutes ago,
Because five minutes ago,
Because he's a fucking animal.
Because he's a fucking animal.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
Because I really miss you. Okay?
Because I really miss you. Okay?
Because that's the middle of fucking day
Because that's the middle of fucking day
Because The New York Times called,
Because The New York Times called,
Because we're on our third date.
Because we're on our third date.
Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
Before I left Albania, I took everything.
Before I left Albania, I took everything.
Before they covered international diplomacy.
Before they covered international diplomacy.
Before we could begin,
Before we could begin,
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Berettas are an Italian gun.
Berettas are an Italian gun.
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
Body armor, and an M16.
Body armor, and an M16.
Both men last week, charging them with fraud
Both men last week, charging them with fraud
Both sides of every conflict on the planet.
Both sides of every conflict on the planet.
Bottom feeders who make money off of war
Bottom feeders who make money off of war
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
Bro, what the fuck!
Bro, what the fuck!
Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.
Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
But after meeting you two face to face,
But after meeting you two face to face,
But by repacking all the ammo
But by repacking all the ammo
But from one Christian to another
But from one Christian to another
But he just wants to sit down and talk.
But he just wants to sit down and talk.
But I didn't know that yet.
But I didn't know that yet.
But I get why you're doing this.
But I get why you're doing this.
But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off
But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off
But I overlooked one crucial factor.
But I overlooked one crucial factor.
But I promise you,
But I promise you,
But I ran into my friend from growing up.
But I ran into my friend from growing up.
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small ball shit
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small ball shit
But I wanted you to hear this firsthand.
But I wanted you to hear this firsthand.
But I'd had enough.
But I'd had enough.
But it was a complete disaster.
But it was a complete disaster.
But listen, can we talk for a sec?
But listen, can we talk for a sec?
But looking back
But looking back
But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
But not Efraim. He kicked back.
But not Efraim. He kicked back.
But not for us.
But not for us.
But that didn't matter to us.
But that didn't matter to us.
But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
But they're ignoring the crumbs.
But they're ignoring the crumbs.
But this feels like the moment
But this feels like the moment
But this isn't about being pro war.
But this isn't about being pro war.
But this was a huge fucking problem.
But this was a huge fucking problem.
But we didn't lose it.
But we didn't lose it.
But we saw that as an advantage.
But we saw that as an advantage.
But what the hell.
But what the hell.
But you already know that
But you already know that
But you want to know what it's really about?
But you want to know what it's really about?
But you'd be wrong.
But you'd be wrong.
But you're my boy.
But you're my boy.
By how much?
By how much?
By repacking the ammo,
By repacking the ammo,
By trying to fuck over Henry, the way you fuck over everybody else.
By trying to fuck over Henry, the way you fuck over everybody else.
Bye bye, Ella.
Bye bye, Ella.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you another question?
Can I ask you another question?
Can I get the shit?
Can I get the shit?
Can last forever if properly stored.
Can last forever if properly stored.
Can we just get right to that part?
Can we just get right to that part?
Can you believe how fast it is?
Can you believe how fast it is?
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.
Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Captain, please do not do that.
Captain, please do not do that.
Careful, Efraim.
Careful, Efraim.
Change $ 10,000.
Change $ 10,000.
Checking on the delivery status of my Berettas.
Checking on the delivery status of my Berettas.
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
Cigarettes.
Cigarettes.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Where's everybody going?
Come on! Where's everybody going?
Come on.
Come on.
Come together to unveil the latest in warfare.
Come together to unveil the latest in warfare.
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
Containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
Containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.
Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.
Cool, man.
Cool, man.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Can you do an ounce?
Cool. Can you do an ounce?
Corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
David has apprised me of the situation
David has apprised me of the situation
David here was jerking off guys for money.
David here was jerking off guys for money.
David, do you have a passport?
David, do you have a passport?
David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
David, I know the real reason
David, I know the real reason
David, it can be done.
David, it can be done.
David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
David, look at me.
David, look at me.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
David, we need to talk.
David, we need to talk.
David, we're gunrunners.
David, we're gunrunners.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
David!
David!
David?
David?
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
Day and night.
Day and night.
Depends. You got good shit?
Depends. You got good shit?
Did you come back just for this?
Did you come back just for this?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?
Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?
Did you know his uncle
Did you know his uncle
Did you not hear what I just said?
Did you not hear what I just said?
Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?
Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?
Do they work?
Do they work?
Do you have any questions?
Do you have any questions?
Do you know what happened to him?
Do you know what happened to him?
Do you know what he found out?
Do you know what he found out?
Do you know what those are?
Do you know what those are?
Do you realize we're going to make 600K
Do you realize we're going to make 600K
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
Do your fucking job!
Do your fucking job!
Does anybody else have any questions?
Does anybody else have any questions?
Does it sound like we're more than two people right now?
Does it sound like we're more than two people right now?
Doing all the work and you're in Miami trying to sabotage it.
Doing all the work and you're in Miami trying to sabotage it.
Doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
Doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
Don't give them a reason not to.
Don't give them a reason not to.
Don't mess with it.
Don't mess with it.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.
Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.
Done.
Done.
Drown, motherfucker, drown!
Drown, motherfucker, drown!
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
Dude, I am so fucked.
Dude, I am so fucked.
Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.
Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.
Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
Efraim Diveroli.
Efraim Diveroli.
Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
Efraim never paid the box guy.
Efraim never paid the box guy.
Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
Efraim, Henry Girard is down at the bar, waiting for us.
Efraim, Henry Girard is down at the bar, waiting for us.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim?
Efraim?
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.
Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.
Even if we could land the Afghan deal,
Even if we could land the Afghan deal,
Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.
Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.
Even the AK ammo?
Even the AK ammo?
Ever.
Ever.
Every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding.
Every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding.
Every time the page turns.
Every time the page turns.
Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
Everyone has their own version of a story.
Everyone has their own version of a story.
Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
Everything okay?
Everything okay?
Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Fact, 18 months ago,
Fact, 18 months ago,
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
Federal agents arrested
Federal agents arrested
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
Fight with our business associates.
Fight with our business associates.
Fight with our families,
Fight with our families,
Find a fair solution.
Find a fair solution.
For everything.
For everything.
For light cardboard boxes.
For light cardboard boxes.
For once, the American taxpayer
For once, the American taxpayer
For the last three days, making other arrangements.
For the last three days, making other arrangements.
For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
For visiting us here today.
For visiting us here today.
For you.
For you.
Forging relationships
Forging relationships
Fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
Free gas.
Free gas.
Freezing my ass off.
Freezing my ass off.
From Albania to Afghanistan.
From Albania to Afghanistan.
From all over Eastern Europe.
From all over Eastern Europe.
From Jordan to Baghdad.
From Jordan to Baghdad.
Fuck is this?
Fuck is this?
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.
Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.
Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
Fuck that, it almost worked.
Fuck that, it almost worked.
Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, Marlboro!
Fuck you, Marlboro!
Fuck your contract!
Fuck your contract!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Stop.
Fuck! Stop.
Fuck! What a dick.
Fuck! What a dick.
Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fucking cool, man.
Fucking cool, man.
Fucking Warren.
Fucking Warren.
Full disclosure?
Full disclosure?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Getting canceled for cause was a death sentence.
Getting canceled for cause was a death sentence.
Give us a smile, gorgeous.
Give us a smile, gorgeous.
Go crush it.
Go crush it.
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go! Come on.
Go, go! Come on.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
God bless Dick Cheney's America!
God bless Dick Cheney's America!
God bless you.
God bless you.
Going back three years.
Going back three years.
Good morning, buddy.
Good morning, buddy.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
Got it.
Got it.
Great fucking job, boys.
Great fucking job, boys.
Great fucking job.
Great fucking job.
Great. I was worried
Great. I was worried
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re email me those numbers.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re email me those numbers.
Great. Where did you find this guy?
Great. Where did you find this guy?
Great. With which part?
Great. With which part?
Great. Yes, sir.
Great. Yes, sir.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Had a falling out with my parents.
Had a falling out with my parents.
Have you even thought about this?
Have you even thought about this?
Have you ever felt it?
Have you ever felt it?
Have you ever seen the skin on an 82 year old man?
Have you ever seen the skin on an 82 year old man?
He can fill the whole order.
He can fill the whole order.
He has no plans to attack Iran.
He has no plans to attack Iran.
He just fell off the planet.
He just fell off the planet.
He knew about that too.
He knew about that too.
He knows!
He knows!
He looks so tan.
He looks so tan.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
He out. You looking for weed?
He out. You looking for weed?
He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
He really believed this could be the answer.
He really believed this could be the answer.
He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.
He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.
He says your permit has expired
He says your permit has expired
He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
He was a local businessman
He was a local businessman
He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
He's a complicated young man.
He's a complicated young man.
He's a fucking animal.
He's a fucking animal.
He's asked me to mediate.
He's asked me to mediate.
He's charging us a 400% markup!
He's charging us a 400% markup!
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's good, right?
He's good, right?
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
He's on a terrorist watch list!
He's on a terrorist watch list!
He's the reason we got this deal.
He's the reason we got this deal.
Head of Albania's largest military export company.
Head of Albania's largest military export company.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Helmut fucking Newton over here.
Helmut fucking Newton over here.
Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.
Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.
Henry Girard?
Henry Girard?
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Henry has contacts in Albania.
Henry has contacts in Albania.
Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
Henry, what the fuck!
Henry, what the fuck!
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
Henry's people sent a driver
Henry's people sent a driver
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
Hey, Bashkim.
Hey, Bashkim.
Hey, boys.
Hey, boys.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hey, can we order some food?
Hey, can we order some food?
Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?
Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Hey, Georgia, I gotta call you back.
Hey, Georgia, I gotta call you back.
Hey, give me a minute. I'll meet you guys in the lobby.
Hey, give me a minute. I'll meet you guys in the lobby.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Hey, I never said thank you.
Hey, I never said thank you.
Hey, I think I got something.
Hey, I think I got something.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Hey, mami, where are you going?
Hey, mami, where are you going?
Hey, man, we got a problem.
Hey, man, we got a problem.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
Hey, Marlboro!
Hey, Marlboro!
Hey, Marlboro?
Hey, Marlboro?
Hey, seriously, is this safe? Driving to Baghdad?
Hey, seriously, is this safe? Driving to Baghdad?
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
Hey, this is David.
Hey, this is David.
Hey, what about gas though? It's a long trip, no?
Hey, what about gas though? It's a long trip, no?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, why are you slowing down, man?
Hey, why are you slowing down, man?
Hey, you're back.
Hey, you're back.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do you know where her blue sandals are?
Hey. Do you know where her blue sandals are?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
Hold up.
Hold up.
Holy fuck, bro.
Holy fuck, bro.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit, the Triangle of Death, bro?
Holy shit, the Triangle of Death, bro?
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
Holy shit. Seventy grand?
Holy shit. Seventy grand?
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
Honestly, until last night
Honestly, until last night
Honestly, we were out of our league.
Honestly, we were out of our league.
How about this?
How about this?
How about zero cents on the dollar?
How about zero cents on the dollar?
How am I supposed to chill out, David?
How am I supposed to chill out, David?
How are you, sweetie?
How are you, sweetie?
How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
How did that charity thing go?
How did that charity thing go?
How did two 20 something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
How did two 20 something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
How did you get in my room?
How did you get in my room?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
How long you been doing this for?
How long you been doing this for?
How much safer?
How much safer?
How old are these?
How old are these?
How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
How was the funeral?
How was the funeral?
How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's your baby?
How's your baby?
Huh? What?
Huh? What?
I actually heard it was the other way around.
I actually heard it was the other way around.
I ain't seen shit.
I ain't seen shit.
I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.
I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.
I am confident that your residents
I am confident that your residents
I am Yili Pinari,
I am Yili Pinari,
I am. I've been on the phone
I am. I've been on the phone
I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.
I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.
I can bury you.
I can bury you.
I can do it for $100,000.
I can do it for $100,000.
I can explain.
I can explain.
I can get most of the shit for pennies on the dollar.
I can get most of the shit for pennies on the dollar.
I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
I cannot stress this enough.
I cannot stress this enough.
I could tell you how
I could tell you how
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!
I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. It seems excessive.
I don't know. It seems excessive.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
I don't want to be here, all right?
I don't want to be here, all right?
I dropped out of college after one semester.
I dropped out of college after one semester.
I dropped out of high school
I dropped out of high school
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
I fall over, she revive me.
I fall over, she revive me.
I found this deal. And I'm over here
I found this deal. And I'm over here
I found this.
I found this.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucking hate Bush.
I fucking hate Bush.
I got three.
I got three.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
I guess it's going all right then.
I guess it's going all right then.
I guess not.
I guess not.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I had bad information.
I had bad information.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
I had to lie. Iz hated the war.
I had to lie. Iz hated the war.
I have a big idea.
I have a big idea.
I have a Class 3 Firearms license.
I have a Class 3 Firearms license.
I have not been paid yet.
I have not been paid yet.
I have proof.
I have proof.
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
I have to ask myself,
I have to ask myself,
I hired this new guy, Ivan.
I hired this new guy, Ivan.
I introduced you to him.
I introduced you to him.
I just don't know if I'm ready yet.
I just don't know if I'm ready yet.
I just gave you $300 for some weed.
I just gave you $300 for some weed.
I just wanted to make it official.
I just wanted to make it official.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
I just wanted...
I just wanted...
I know another dealer nearby.
I know another dealer nearby.
I know you got another ****a in the crib.
I know you got another ****a in the crib.
I know you're upset.
I know you're upset.
I know!
I know!
I know.
I know.
I know. Because I didn't want to freak you out.
I know. Because I didn't want to freak you out.
I know. It's okay.
I know. It's okay.
I like fancy shit, that's my thing.
I like fancy shit, that's my thing.
I like your shades.
I like your shades.
I live on crumbs, like a rat.
I live on crumbs, like a rat.
I love you so much, Iz.
I love you so much, Iz.
I love you. Bye.
I love you. Bye.
I mean, it's pretty much top of the line for institutional use.
I mean, it's pretty much top of the line for institutional use.
I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
I missed you, bro.
I missed you, bro.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
I remember.
I remember.
I see $17,500.
I see $17,500.
I see a helmet, fire retardant gloves,
I see a helmet, fire retardant gloves,
I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
I showed him the list and he can help.
I showed him the list and he can help.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
I think it's a great idea.
I think it's a great idea.
I think the most important thing to understand is
I think the most important thing to understand is
I think you meant to say,
I think you meant to say,
I think you should come work for me.
I think you should come work for me.
I thought he was still in LA.
I thought he was still in LA.
I thought that you said you sold,
I thought that you said you sold,
I thought we both felt that way!
I thought we both felt that way!
I thought we were gonna hang out.
I thought we were gonna hang out.
I thought you meant pillows!
I thought you meant pillows!
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in ****stan.
I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in ****stan.
I want my cut. I'm out.
I want my cut. I'm out.
I want to apologize about Albania.
I want to apologize about Albania.
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
I was 22 years old
I was 22 years old
I was about to fire the entire office.
I was about to fire the entire office.
I was completely lost.
I was completely lost.
I was done with Albania.
I was done with Albania.
I was hoping to see you here.
I was hoping to see you here.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
I was looking for the plumber's number
I was looking for the plumber's number
I was never going back.
I was never going back.
I was talking about America.
I was talking about America.
I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
I was wrong about you two.
I was wrong about you two.
I will get you your guns.
I will get you your guns.
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
I'd be done by now.
I'd be done by now.
I'd been working with Efraim for two months
I'd been working with Efraim for two months
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
I'll give you $1,000 right now
I'll give you $1,000 right now
I'll just have a coffee. Thanks.
I'll just have a coffee. Thanks.
I'll make you rich.
I'll make you rich.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'm a few minutes early.
I'm a few minutes early.
I'm a trustworthy guy.
I'm a trustworthy guy.
I'm about to get out of here with my girl.
I'm about to get out of here with my girl.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
I'm blowing off some steam.
I'm blowing off some steam.
I'm canceling you for cause.
I'm canceling you for cause.
I'm curious, how many millions?
I'm curious, how many millions?
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm done, Efraim.
I'm done, Efraim.
I'm five months pregnant!
I'm five months pregnant!
I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
I'm having a baby with!
I'm having a baby with!
I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
I'm just going to call you right back, okay?
I'm just going to call you right back, okay?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm never going to lie to you again.
I'm never going to lie to you again.
I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
I'm not an arms dealer.
I'm not an arms dealer.
I'm not bragging.
I'm not bragging.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious. You're not going to work here.
I'm serious. You're not going to work here.
I'm shutting you down.
I'm shutting you down.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, David.
I'm sorry, David.
I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?
I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still confused, man.
I'm still confused, man.
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
I'm trying to find my friends.
I'm trying to find my friends.
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've thought about it a lot.
I've thought about it a lot.
I've thought it through.
I've thought it through.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
If God were here,
If God were here,
If I asked you to build me a house,
If I asked you to build me a house,
If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
If there's an entire defense industry,
If there's an entire defense industry,
If those Berettas are really in Amman
If those Berettas are really in Amman
If we fast forward to our third date.
If we fast forward to our third date.
If you bring it to me,
If you bring it to me,
If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
If you see something interesting,
If you see something interesting,
Illinois for our big meeting
Illinois for our big meeting
Implicates you as well.
Implicates you as well.
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
In a speech today,
In a speech today,
In AEY by $10 million.
In AEY by $10 million.
In all fairness, there was never
In all fairness, there was never
In all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
In all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
In dealing with the Ministry of Customs.
In dealing with the Ministry of Customs.
In every country we do business with.
In every country we do business with.
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
In the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
In the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
In the end, the thing that did us in?
In the end, the thing that did us in?
In the middle of a worldwide shortage.
In the middle of a worldwide shortage.
Inside big wooden crates.
Inside big wooden crates.
Involving three separate audits
Involving three separate audits
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Is either in on it or stupid.
Is either in on it or stupid.
Is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
Is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
Is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Is that legal?
Is that legal?
Is that okay?
Is that okay?
Is this a fucking joke, David?
Is this a fucking joke, David?
Is this a fucking joke, man?
Is this a fucking joke, man?
Is this what you meant by mediation?
Is this what you meant by mediation?
Is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
Is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
It doesn't work like that. I bought them in bulk.
It doesn't work like that. I bought them in bulk.
It is a very reliable weapon.
It is a very reliable weapon.
It is much safer.
It is much safer.
It is updated by the minute.
It is updated by the minute.
It is. But I'm done.
It is. But I'm done.
It just... It just sounds professional.
It just... It just sounds professional.
It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
It means it's from China.
It means it's from China.
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
It meant we would never win another contract.
It meant we would never win another contract.
It reminds me so much of this story I once read.
It reminds me so much of this story I once read.
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
It took us three separate flights
It took us three separate flights
It was 5K, right?
It was 5K, right?
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
It was a setup.
It was a setup.
It was always okay.
It was always okay.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
It was even better than we thought.
It was even better than we thought.
It was fucking surreal.
It was fucking surreal.
It was hard not to laugh.
It was hard not to laugh.
It was like a fucking museum in there.
It was like a fucking museum in there.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
It was pathetic.
It was pathetic.
It was really strong shit.
It was really strong shit.
It was ridiculous.
It was ridiculous.

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