Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) Edit

A fortress of solitude.

A little dull.

Across the chasm of death.

Actually, I've been thinking, that soon, it might be time for me to head out.

Ah, uh, uh! No peeking.

Alone, lonely loner..

Alright now pile on everyone, couldn't be easier.

Alright, I'll help ya. But I got rules. Rule number one:

Alright, let's do it.

Alright, preggers. Don't get your trunk in a knot.

Alright, you guys get some shut eye, I'll keep watch.

Always listen to Buck. Rule number two:

Am I okay? Do you know anything about child birth?

An ugly pineapple.

And I'm sure you're gonna grow up to be giant, horrifying dinosaurs.

And the scores all tied up.

And we didn't even know it.

And you're gonna have to go through me to get them!

And, and those three... and her.

Anybody here?

Are you a kid? Don't answer that.

Are you hungry? Maybe you're hungry. I know just the thing.

Are you nuts! We're not getting on that thing!

Aren't you?

Aye!

Baah, baaah! Ahhhh!

Baby proof nature? Get outta here.

Back... and forth and back. Until finally I let go and shot right out of his mouth.

Bad eggs, rotten eggs! A heart attack you almost gave me.

Better friend? Are you plucking my whiskers?

Better luck next time, snowflake. This isn't gonna hold him long. Let's go!

Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.

Breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.

But I loved her.

But you're getting a little carried away.

Can we keep him?

Come here, kids. Well let me tell you something. You're where you belong now.

Come on, inside, inside, inside.

Come on, mammoth. You supposed to have a good memory.

Come on, Sid. I don't want you touching anything. This place is for kids.

Coming up baby! Coming up baby! I'm coming, Ellie!

Crash and Eddie are coming with us?

Crash? Eddie?

Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy!

Diego, there you are. You missed the big surprise.

Diego... Catch!

Digested?

Dinosaur attacked Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli.

Do earthquakes, shriek?

Don't ever, yabba, dabba, do that again!

Don't let my boring domestic life hit you on the bottom, on your way out.

Don't panic! Just some, technical difficulties. Keep holding it in boys.

Don't say that, when you're pressed up against me.

Don't worry about a thing. You're doing fine.

Don't worry, Buck, we got this.

Don't worry, it's just lava. Deadly,

Don't worry. He's where he wants to be.

Doom and despair. Yadda, yadda, yadda!

Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had! Me too.

Earthquake!

Eating kids is not a discipline issue.

Ellie wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.

Ellie!

Ellie! Ellie! Wait up!

Ellie! Whoa!

Ellie! You saw that thing? This is gonna be dangerous.

Ellie?

Excuse me. I'm trying to have a conversation here.

Face it, Sid. We had a great run, but... now it's time to move on.

First sign: stealing someone else's eggs.

For the record, I blame you for this.

Goodbye, Sid!

Grab that ammo.

Grrr!

Guys don't talk to guys, about guy problems.

Ha! Score one for the sloth!

Half eaten carcass! Hunk of... Oh, no!

Having a family, that's huge. And I'm happy for you, but...

He who has gas, travels at the back of the pack.

He'll bounce back, it's one of the advantages of being Sid.

He's alive.

Hello, Rudy!

Hello!

Hello? No, no. I can't really talk right now. I'm trying to recover a dead sloth.

Here I am!

Here, boy. Here, come on!

Here's what I think happened:

Hey why aren't I up there?

Hey, get off my lawn! Go on shoo!

Hey, no biting!

Hey, where you going?

Hey! Me amigo's. Que pasa?

Hi, neighbour!

Hmm, it smells like a buzzard's butt fell off.

Hmm. How about Aaah! The baby's coming! How's that?

Hold up, guys!

How about we get Sid first, and then go back for Roger.

How do you know, oh, great and wisely, weasely one?

How you going to become big and strong dinosaurs?

I am not.

I C E A G E 3 DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS

I call him Rudy.

I can have them on Sundays to Tuesdays? Wednesdays to Fridays? Weekends!

I could use a little compassion.

I don't believe it! You're trying to baby proof nature.

I don't know, being a parents, a lot of work.

I don't want to panic anybody, but who's flying this thing?

I feel tingly.

I forgot what it was like to be part of a family.

I got it! I got it!

I got tracks.

I got you.

I gotta say sweet heart, you really got timing...

I grabbed hold of that, roast pink fleshy thing that dangles at the back of the throat.

I hung on to that sucker, and I swung back and forth, back and forth.

I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.

I knew you would agree.

I liked you guys better, when you were extinct.

I love it.

I love peaches, they're sweet and round and fuzzy.

I may have lost an eye that day. But I got this.

I need to get to her.

I never thought of going back. I've been down here so long, it feels like up to me.

I saw that, tough guy.

I say Can we talk about this?. You say Grrr.

I say they're vegetarian. You say Grrr.

I smell something.

I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now look what they've done.

I told you! It was just a kick.

I wouldn't do that, if I were you.

I'd like to present, Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko.

I'll have them out of there before they're digested.

I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do!

I'm a mommy.

I'm fine, don't worry about me. I'm just taking my...

I'm not pregnant!

I'm not really built for chaperoning playdates.

I'm not sure how much of that you could hear?

I'm responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think?

I'm so lonely.

I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says, It's just for kids.

I'm sorry, no, it's okay, it's okay. Don't cry! Why you still crying?

I'm sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe, and

If it wasn't for me they'd be... Egg sickles.

If you eat me, it will send a bad message.

If you go in there, you'll find your friend... in the AFTER LIFE!

In the ice, for ever!

Is he going to be okay?

Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one with the hormonal imbalance?

It's a healthier lifestyle. I mean look at me.

It's amazing.

It's an old saying. But uh, it's not a very good one.

It's either this dinosaur, or that one!

It's going great. Ah, excuse me.

It's good to have you back, Sid.

It's happening!

It's not poison.

It's Okay, It's okay, mamma's here!

It's okay, mommas okay!

It's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.

It's Rudy I'm worried about.

It's Sid!

It's so disturbing.

Just before, Rudy could suck me down his gullet.

Just Crash? Just Eddie?

Just don't break anything!

Just go with the pain. It's just a contraction.

Just like your mother.

Let me just dry you off.

Let's get our...

Let's go.

Like I'm going to be afraid of a pretty flower.

Like I'm going to be afraid of a pretty flower.

Listen these things get complicated. Maybe we can work something out.

Listen, I'll protect, Ellie. You stop those guys.

Long for Buh!.

Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge.

Mamma, mama, mama!

Manny, I know you're excited. I am too.

Manny, if they reach her, it'll be to late. You have to trust me.

Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in. You can't change that.

Manny, wait! No one has to leave.

Manny, wait! No one has to leave.

Manny, you take care of Ellie, until we get back.

Manny?

Manny?

Maybe I'm not ready.

Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude! Hold these.

Me? You should hear you.

Missing my friends. Probably are not missing me.

Momma...

Momma's coming right back.

Mommy, his not sharing.

Mummy dinosaur carrying three babies, and... some floppy green thing?

My bad.

My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning!

My paws are burning, baby! They burning!

Nah, too long. We need something short and punchy, like, uh... peaches!

Never had I felt so alive, than when I was so close... To death.

Never mind!

Never thought I would say this, but... I missed you, buddy.

No dependence, no limits, the greatest life a single guy can have.

No wonder you're single.

No, go! Go find some adventure, Mr. adventure guy!

No, I'm sure everything's fine.

No, no, no! That's not for us kids. Way to feathery, and fleshy, and...

No, no, no! We do not eat live animals, period.

No, no, no... That's... You're taking this the wrong way.

No, no, that last dino caught my eye with a claw and...

No, not really. I saw 'em come through here earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls.

No, they were underground, in ice.

No!

No! I'm too young to be eaten.

No... I raised them vegetarian.

Not one! It's incredible.

Now go, fly. Be free.

Now I wish my kids were here. You could have been friends.

Now let me tell you about the time I used to sharpen, clam shell to turn a T Rex.

Now, they're following me! I know, they think I'm crazy.

Now! Eyes forward! Back straight... and... uh, yes...

Of course I can, I'm the biggest thing on earth.

Of course, it's still work in progress. Few rough edges, here and there.

Oh good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like Sheldon or Tim.

Oh, come on! Am I talking to myself here?

Oh, great!

Oh, great! After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.

Oh, I heard all of it.

Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven?

Oh, I'm getting dizzy.

Oh, I'm really sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling! It's just that I love you so much.

Oh, it's a boy!

Oh, it's okay, it's okay. Don't worry, we're gonna be fine.

Oh, look at this! I got to tiptoe! I got to tiptoe! Eat my dust, dingo!

Oh, never mind.

Oh, no, no, no! Not good. Not good.

Oh, no!

Oh, oh, don't cry! I'll find a dry place.

Oh, poor guys! I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, wait... No! No!

Oh, you little...

Oh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly.

Oh, you're so beautiful. Oh, she is...

Oh... right! Right... Oh, wow!

Okay big daddy, I can't wait to see, how you handle the teen years.

Okay granted, we do have some discipline issues.

Okay look, if you feel anything, even if it's nothing...

Okay, come on! Spit him out! If you don't spit out little Johnny,

Okay, Okay I'm going.

Okay, okay...

Okay! Alright. It's okay. Daddy's, daddy's coming.

Okay! Good luck with the slow decadence to madness, we're gonna go now.

Okay. Ellie, this is where I draw the line. You, Crash and Eddie back to the village.

Okay. Here you go guys... Muncher, muncher.

Okay. So, I'll just tell her that you're fine. It was nothing.

Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm gonna lose you. I love you too.

Opossums, you're with me.

Or possibly a cute dog. I just make up these rules as I go along.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Over here you colossal, fossil! Looking for something?

Peaches?

Pop, goes the weasel!

Pregnant lady, wants a lift. Yabba, dabba, Do!

Right, Right. Yes cos' of all the uh, mortal peril. Of Course.

Ronald, where did you come from?

Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless. He knows all, sees all eats all.

Rule number 5 says, you can ignore rule number 2, if there's a female involved.

Rule number one.

Run for it! Hurry.

Run!

Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.

See, she's putting us down...

See? That's your answer to everything.

Seems they were born one day and then gone the next.

She looks just like her mother. Thank goodness!

She's perfect. I think we should call her, Ellie.

Shh! My kids will hear you.

Shoo, shoo! Come on! Move!

Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday.

Sid, someone must be worried sick looking for them.

Sid, whatever you're doing. It's a bad idea!

Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli.

Sid's not violent, or co ordinated.

Sleep well, kids. We have a busy day tomorrow. Forging, Hunting...

Snap out of it, come on! Pull!

So long, big guy!

So, listen! Ellie thinks theres something bothering you...

So, look at us. We look like a normal herd to you?

So, that's a yes.

So, you're just living down here by your wits! All on your own, no responsibilities?

Sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.

Sounds like a jungle of misery to me.

Stay close.

Stay here! You take care of your brother now.

Stop eating our friends, plant!

Stop it, no.

Stop that! Don't you see? We're all gonna die.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Take cover!

Talk to the trunk.

Thank you, for deserting the herd. That was totally super.

Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years.

Thanks!

That's our queue. Come on, Peaches.

That's ridiculous.

That's right. Come on!

That's rule number four. Now, let's go find your friend.

That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it?

That's where they care, for the newborns.

That's you in three weeks.

The baby is coming! The baby is coming! I'm having a baby.

The baby is fine. It's the freaked out daddy I'm worried about.

The baby! What, what, what now!

The important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy.

The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster.

Theory two:

There I was... My back against the wall. No way out.

There she is.

There you go.

They died laughing.

They don't belong here, Sid.

They'll be nothing but bones in 3 minutes.

They're just laughing, what's so bad about that?

They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back.

This is awesome!

This is how you resolve a conflict?

This is it, mammal's. Right where you started. This was fun.

This is not the time guys. We need all the help we can get!

This is the end of Sid, the sloth.

This isn't exactly your playground.

This isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get, Sid.

This place is totalled.

Through the hole, over the valley. One more loop...

To a girl, but for a guy, that's like six months of therapy.

To get there! You got to go through the jungle of misery.

Toxic fumes.

Two... Don't make me say three.

Uh... Round is good. Round is foxy!

Umm... 3 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple.

Violent lava!

Wait a second... Where is Diego?

Wait up, guys!

Wait, wait. What about me?

Wait! Sloth down!

Wait... Time out. Hold up. Jeez, you guys are getting fast.

Way to go, Mom Zilla!

We are poor little lambs who have lost our way.

We gotta do everything, huh?

We need a code word. Yeah, something that says, the baby's coming.

We'll camp here. Now, who's hungry? I am. You don't need the calories!

We'll have to move fast.

We're almost out.

We're leaving the playground this instantly... One...

We're not alone, are we?

We're trying to save Sid and now we're all gonna die!

Welcome to my world!

Well aren't you noble.

Well I've put in the, blood, sweat and tears to raise them.

Well, at least you still got your looks.

Well, his dead. Welcome to my world. Now, uh, go home.

Well, I got a whole speech here. I've been working on it.

What about rule number 2?

What about you? Ever thought about having kids?

What are you afraid of? You're the biggest thing on Earth.

What are you gonna do with those... those flimsy tusks?

What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a Dinosaur!

What does that mean, I've got your back? I'd rather they cover the front.

What? He is.

What? No, you can't leave now. She's off the trail.

What? You're not gonna eat your vegetables?

What...

What's going on? Are you okay?

What's rule number one?

Whatever they are, wherever you found them, take them back.

When you run into the Beast?

Where's mommy?

Who's fat now?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa! This should be the best time of our lives. We're having a baby.

Why don't you come and get it? To the cave! Go!

Why not? She's sweet, and round, and covered with furs.

Why should I take you back. I love kids.

Will you help us find the floppy green thing?

Wow! Nice mucus. And I don't care for, everyone.

Wuss!

Yeah that's gonna happen.

Yeah, but If I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.

Yeah, but If I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.

Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.

You are super weasel.

You can't protect your mate, mate!

You gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell...

You got all that from the tracks?

You got it. The plates of, wow. Or whatever's left of them.

You have no idea what I'm going through. Okay forget I said that. Let's do this together.

You have your family and I'm better off alone. By myself.

You know, experts say that you should let the kids eat whatever they want.

You know, I think there's something bothering, Diego.

You risked your life, your mate, and your baby to save your buddy!

You should talk to him.

You're a real softie, you know that?

Your friend might be alive. But not for long. Rudy's closing in.

Abandon all hope, he who enters there! Alright we get it.

Alright, so I'm not made of stone. Incoming!

Alright. Goodbye, goodbye, bye. Okay, follow me!

And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely. The skulls right, take a load of mammals.

And I don't even like Sid. Who does? He's an idiot!

And me! And me!

And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks. That's, Sid.

And we didn't reck it. We're losing our touch bro!

Are you guys havin' the same dream I am? We've been living above an entire world.

Aren't you gonna do something. Why my kid had it first.

Aye? Aye! Aye!

Bet you didn't see that coming? Manny?

Bogey at 3 o'clock. Fire!

Boys, are you ready for adventure? Yes, sir!

Buck. What?

But he spit them out! Well, that's super! Lets give him a gold star!

But, that just made everybody giggle. Well now what?

Can I baby sit for you? Not a chance.

Can you try to hold it in! Can somebody slap him for me?

Christmas, Christmas time is here... Are you crazy?

Code blue, code blue. Or pink, if it's a girl

Come on then! Chop, chop! We should all have our heads examined.

Come on, barf him up! Sid!

Come on, Ellie. You should rest now... Pff.. Life at the party.

Come on, think. Peaches! Peaches? Peaches!

Come with us. You mean... up there?

Did not! Did to!

Diego, I'm scared! Can I hold your paw? Yeah, of course...

Diego, what are you doing here? Sight seeing. Looking for Sid, same as you!

Do you know who I want to kick? That's the third false alarm this week.

Do you think my ankles look fat? Ankles. What ankles?

Do you think the beast will find, Sid? Or, more importantly, us?

Ellie, Ellie! Where are you? Where am I? Manny!

Ellie! Ellie, where are you?

Ellie! Manny!

Ellie! You okay? You have to try this.

Excuse me, twinkle toes. Giving birth here. Oh, right. Sorry! You're okay?

For a day! Give them back, you lunatic! Look, these are my kids!

For danger? Yes, sir!

For death! Uh, can you repeat the question?

For free? That's so cool. Yeah, maybe he'll give us one too!

Have you ever flown one of these before? No, first time actually.

He will be missed. Oh, no, no, no! Not so fast!

He's gone. What am I supposed to do now? That's easy.

He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving?

He's the one that gave me this. Whoa! He gave you that patch?

Hello, Manny! Little Johnny!

Help, someone help us! Hurry!

Hey we're not dead. You sound ridiculous.

Hold on, little Johnny! I'm trying!

Hold on. Why? What's wrong? Peaches?

Huh, can I look now? Easy, don't freak out the baby.

I can't take it anymore. He breathe it. And now I'm breathing it.

I don't call that communication. Grrr!

I feel so... puny. How do you think I feel?

I love you, bro! I know!

I promised myself I wouldn't cry. I didn't.

I thought those guys were extinct. Well then, that is one angry fossil. Sid!

I... I gotta... Yeah...

I'll check it out later. Okay. See ya!

Into a T Rachel Yes, master.

Is everybody okay? Where's Buck?

It's okay, I'm up here. Hang on, Ellie. We'll be right there.

It's your adventure, not mine. So, you don't want to be around my kid?

Just sit tight, we're coming! There's only one thing to do.

Ladies first! Age before beauty!

Leaving broccoli, a vegetable. Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?

Leaving dinosaur, a vegetable. Are you nuts?

Madam... She is not doing that.

Manny, it's alright. I got your back. Now you're talking. Come on, lads!

Never heard that kind of dino before. That's Sid.

Night time is possum time. Yeah, we own the night, baby.

No don't! No, don't! Stop!

No pain, no gain! What pain?

No, it's just I got a funny feeling. You're hungry, low blood sugar!

No, Sid. They're havin' a baby Yeah, but we're a herd. We're a family

Not that kind of tingly. I can feel it too.

Off you pop! Not without, Sid.

Oh, come on! I work cheap. Alright. I'll think about it.

Oh, Manny... I made it myself. Our family.

Oh, well, the Buck stops here! We couldn't have done it without you.

Pineapples? She gets cravings.

Plus the guide is a lunatic! What? You mean Buck? Oh, he's whacko.

Plus the guide is a lunatic! What? You mean Buck? Oh, he's whacko.

Pomegranates, g****fruits, nectarines. She's ordering a fruit cocktail.

Ronald! Whoa! That's insane.

Rudy... Rudy!

Run! Don't you have anything better to do?

Say something. Thanks for saving us.

Shut up! You shut up!

Shut up! You shut up!

Sid must be down there. Well, his dead! Real shame.

Sid, wait. No, no, it's ok.

Sid! Help!

Sid! Give them to her. She's their mother. How do I know she's their mother?

Sid? Sid?

So, it's just the two of us. No, Sid. It's not the two of us.

So, why do they call it the chasm of death? Well we tried, 'big smelly crack'.

So? That's why guys don't talk to guys.

Sometimes I wet my bed. That's alright. Sometimes I wet your bed.

Stay with the baby. We'll be fine. Go!

Stop laughing! Do you know what's funny though?

Take care of our sister, Mr. No pressure.

That tastes like fish. Okay. That's just weird.

That's a lot of aloners. Precisely!

That's it, I'm tearing it up, from the roots. Do that and it'll clamp shut forever.

That's its tail. It's a girl.

That's not necessary. Yes, it is.

The Sloth says the playground's open! No, wait. Not for everyone!

There we are! A picture of health. That's not little Johnny.

They were, Sid. Yeah, it was a lot of work.

They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day. But it's even worse at night.

This not good. The baby is coming!

To the plates of wow. Wow!

Totally bonkers! And his feet smell.

Tourists. Puked on by a plant. Awesome!

Ultra weasel. Diesel weasel.

Voila! Playground for junior... Oh, wow!

Wait, wait! Sid's that way! Tell that to them.

We could make it a regular thing. I don't know about that.

We just punch each other on the shoulders. That's stupid!

Well maybe 5 for the fat one. I'm not fat!

Well, better than nothing. Madison!

Well, we better get moving. Aren't we forgetting something?

Were you killed? Sadly, yes. But I lived.

What are you doing here? Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.

What is the matter with you? I'm a single mother with 3 kids.

What Manny means to say is... No, I get it. I'll take them back.

What's that sound? It's the wind. It's speaking to us.

Why? What happened? Diego's leaving.

Why'd you do that? I don't know.

Yeah, and where's the dinosaur? Alright, alright. Good point.

Yeah! Hasta la vista, birdie!

You can be on ours. You'd fit right in.

You can do it. Push! Push! I can't do it.

You were a good parent, Sid. Thanks!

You wet my bed? That was gas talk, dude.

You're not meant to be a parent. Why not?

...this is animal I am your baby and this is my milk

...you gotta tell me. And we're outta here.