101 Dalmatians (1961) Animation Edit

A big hullabaloo. Come along!

A hundred and one? Where did they come from?

A la mode!

A lovely pair of turtledoves.

A modest little place...

A musician of sorts.

A perfect meeting place... if I can only arrange it.

A ride home? Perdy, did you hear that?

A tedious time of the year for bachelors.

After 5:00 already.

After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.

After him, boy.

After them! After them!

After we took care of 'em. There's gratitude for you.

Ah, ah... I'm terribly sorry.

Ah, ha ha ha!

Ah, nobody home but the little ol' cook.

Ah, oh well.

Ah, shut up!

Ah, they're heading for the park.

Ah... We'll get on with it...

Ahem!

Ahem!

Ahem!

Ahem! Nothing at all. All in the line of duty.

Ahem! Oh, think so?

Ahh!

Ain't nothin' to it.

All clear, Perdy.

All expenses paid.

All right, keep the little beasts for all I care.

All right, Pongo. All right, boy.

All right.

And fifteen plus two... a hundred and one!

And forsaking all others,

And her bashful Beethoven!

And I think you could say, Roger is a rather handsome animal in his way.

And Jasper and Horace.

And look... there's a whole lot more!

And my nose is froze and my ears are froze.

And my toes are froze.

And Patch, and Rolly,

And Penny, and Freckles.

And Perdy, my darling.

And poor Roger is your bold and fearless Sir Galahad!

And speaking of champions, friends,

And that's... final.

And the mother's doing fine, love.

And then the lyrics, hmm?

And there's room for all of you.

And we've been up and down every road in the county.

And yet I wonder.

And yet?

Anita, darling. What a dreadful thing.

Anita, is he serious?

Anita, you're such a wit.

Anita!

Anita...

Any news, Colonel?

Any way you like. Poison them, drown them.

Anyone who would think of hurting these puppies...

Are you one of the 15 stolen puppies?

Around the corner and off to the park.

As far as I could see,

As soon as the show's over.

At first I had no particular plan,

At least I was determined to do my best.

At least they had seen one another.

At that time, I lived with my pet...

At the dairy barn across the road.

At times she seems almost canine.

Aw, please, miss. Have pity.

Aw, shut up!

Back here! Back here!

Baduns?

Barking signal. It's an alert. Report to the Colonel at once.

Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?

Be quiet now!

Been trying to reach you. Afraid you'd been captured.

Besides, you'd get crumbs in it, you cabbage head!

Better double check it, Colonel.

Better get aboard, miss.

Better hurry.

Blast 'em, Tibs. Give 'em what for.

Blast it all, Tibs. On the double, man.

Blast it all! Better see what's up.

Blast this pen.

Blast this wretched, wretched pen!

Blimey!

Blimey! It's them, all right.

But Colonel...

But for some strange reason they left!

But I am, just the same.

But I had a rough idea...

But I warn you, Anita, I'm through with all of you!

But I wasn't giving up.

But if it were left up to Roger, we'd be bachelors forever.

But in this case, his crime was not burglary.

But it always turns out I'm dreaming.

But it's heading for Hell Hall.

But it's true, sir.

But just right for two couples who were just starting out.

But they ain't big enough.

But we didn't call for any inspection.

But we're not a... ...bit sleepy.

By George, Pongo! Eight puppies.

By Jove, that's strange... strange indeed.

By Jove, yes! So it is.

By Jove! It can't be the Pongos.

C'mon, back to the truck. We'll head 'em off in half a mile.

C'mon, don't crowd.

C'mon, Horace.

C'mon, Horace. Give 'em what for.

C'mon, Horace. Give 'em what for.

C'mon, Horace. Let's get on with it.

C'mon, kids, hurry.

C'mon, kids! Roll in the soot.

C'mon, kids. Run on ahead.

C'mon, Lucky boy. We can't give up now.

C'mon, Lucky. Down, dear.

C'mon, Perdy. Better get on your make up.

C'mon, Perdy. Let's go.

C'mon, shake a leg.

C'mon, you old renegade. We're going home.

C'mon! C'mon, let's have it, boy.

Can you imagine, Roger, fifteen puppies!

Can't we see the rest of the show first?

Certainly not from your mother.

Coats! Dog skin coats?

Coco!

Colonel, sir, lights on the road.

Colonel?

Colonel? Are you the Colonel?

Come along, children. Bedtime.

Come and get it, kids. It's on the house.

Come now, Tibs. Don't be ridiculous.

Come off it, Ducky. We got no time to palaver.

Come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle.

Come on out. Come out wherever you are.

Come on, now. We're going home!

Come, Miss Birdwell, we're running short of time.

Comes under the heading of "Defense of the Realm Act".

Could it be a violation of a city ordinance?

Could your crime be classified as larceny?

Crazy woman driver!

Cruella de Vil.

Cruella, isn't that a new fur coat?

Dad! Mother!

Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news.

Did not!

Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.

Didn't deserve an attractive mate.

Do as you like with them. Drown them!

Do something of a violent nature, that is...

Do they like warm milk? It's fresh.

Do you think they've seen us?

Do you understand?

Do you understand? Tonight!

Do you wanna get nabbed by the police?

Do you want to stir up the whole neighborhood?

Dogs ain't that smart.

Dogs is always paintin' themselves black!

Don't crowd. You'll have to take turns.

Don't forget, it's a promise. See you in three weeks.

Don't go hiding from ol' Uncle Jasper.

Don't miss next week's episode. Who will triumph?

Don't worry, kids. There's plenty for all.

Don't worry, Perdy. They're on to her.

Don't you dare go up there, you long legged lummox!

Double crossin 'little twerps, pullin 'a snitch on us!

Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen...

Electric company.

Electric company. Hmph!

Eleven? Eleven puppies, Pongo.

Enough of this nonsense. I'll pay you twice what they're worth.

Everybody here? All 15?

Fancy that.

Fiddle faddle and rot, sir.

Fifteen puppies?

Fifteen. Fifteen puppies!

Fire one.

Fire two.

Five, six... seven...

Follow me!

Follow the collie.

For a while, it seemed to work.

For heaven sakes, where are they?

For our last contestant,

For the first six months or so...

Form a queue... along the wall. Snap it up.

Fourteen.

Fourteen.

Get some rest and don't worry. I'll be standing watch.

Give me a match. We'll burn 'em out.

Give us a swig,

Glamorous and carefree was all nonsense.

Go get him, Thunder.

Go on, get out of here...

Go to sleep now. Close your little eyes.

Good evening, ma'am.

Good luck, Pongo.

Goodnight, audience. See you next week at this same time...

Goodnight, Ducky. Ta ta!

Guzzle the whole works. I hope it gives you colly wobbles, that's what.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha. How's that for callin' 'em, eh?

Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Hang the papers! It'll be forgotten tomorrow.

Have they called the police? Scotland Yard?

He be the only one in barking range.

He can handle her real diplomatic like.

He has news for us. He'll meet us at Primrose Hill.

He missed him. OI' Thunder's pretending... I think.

He told her off, Perdy. She's gone.

He wants the message.

He was a bloomin' hero, ma'am!

He was married to his work, writing songs.

He'd settle on the grass, puff his pipe and that would be it.

He'll get that dirty ol' horse thief.

He'll get that yellow livered...

He's even better than Dad.

Head 'em off. Head 'em...

Hello?

Hello?

Help, Jasper! Get me out of here!

Help! Help! Help!

Here puppies.

Here, dog, here.

Here, dog.

Here, here. Patch, you settle down.

Here, puppies! C'mon now.

Here, puppies.

Here's a bit of Christmas cheer for you,

Here's their tracks heading for the village.

Hey, get out of the way, you little runt!

Hey, Jasper, look! Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, Jasper.

Hey, Jasper. Did you...

Hey, kid, let's go.

Hey, lady,

Hey, look, Horace!

Hey, there they go, the little sneaks.

Hmm hmm hmm.

Hmm! Oh, surely not.

Hmm! Unusual breed.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Perhaps a little too fancy.

Hmm... sounds like old Towser.

Hold on, Sergeant. You hear that?

Hold on! There's smoke coming from the chimney!

Honor and keep her in sickness and in health;

Horace and Jasper were gonna pop us off and... skin us!

Horace, look what we got! A tabby cat!

Horace, look!

Horace, me lad, I've got a sneaky suspicion we're not welcome here.

Horace, there they go!

Horace, they're fighting dirty!

Horace, you idiot!

Horace!

Horace! Oh!

How 'bout that bunch of little ones?

How did you make it all this way?

How many?

How marvelous, how perfectly... ugh!

How marvelous.

How'd you like a tabby cat stew?

How're we gonna do it?

Huh? Dinsford?

Hurry, kids!

Hurry, kids. Hurry!

Hurry, Perdy. The van's about to leave.

I ain't gonna hurt ya.

I beg your pardon. Please excuse me.

I could see no reason why my pet...

I couldn't depend on Roger. I knew what he'd do.

I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but do it... and do it now!

I don't care whatever it says.

I don't know what we'd have done if...

I don't know what's come over him.

I don't know.

I hope we're not too late.

I just remembered.

I just saw the papers. I couldn't believe it.

I know, I know!

I live for furs. I worship furs!

I must say, what on earth!

I must say... such perfectly beautiful coats.

I really don't know Roger.

I say, Colonel! Colonel, sir?

I say! Well, I do say!

I still can't believe...

I suppose we'd better investigate.

I think she means it.

I thought we was gonna pop 'em off.

I was afraid we'd missed them. Perhaps they passed on by the park.

I was determined that somehow they just had to meet.

I was so happy at first, but now I...

I will.

I wish they could stay with us for always.

I wish we could walk on the snow.

I wish we weren't having any.

I'd like to tear his gizzard out.

I'd never find another pair like that,

I'll bark all night if I have to.

I'll be back in the morning. The job better be done...

I'll bet they made off with the good silver.

I'll call the police. Help!

I'll check these other two rooms.

I'll get even. Just wait.

I'll get the rest.

I'll give him a nudge and shove him in the dirt.

I'll go ahead with the next bunch.

I'll go along as far as Camden Road and give you instructions.

I'll knock the spots off you. Let go!

I'll knock your blinkin 'block off.

I'll pop 'em off and you do the skinnin'.

I'll pop 'em on the head, you do the skinnin'.

I'll send word for ol' Towser to stand by.

I'll skin every one of them spotted hyenas...

I'll sound the alert!

I'm afraid we can't give them up.

I'm being more than generous.

I'm hungry, Mother. I really am.

I'm hungry, mother. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry, Mother. I'm hungry.

I'm not sleepy. I'm hungry.

I'm right behind ya, lad.

I'm so afraid.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. He's never acted this way before.

I'm sorry, Mr. Simpkins. The answer is no, no, no.

I'm sorry. The answer is no.

I'm sure we'll get along.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm the one with the spots.

I'm tired and I'm hungry and my tail's froze...

I've got no time to argue. It's got to be done tonight.

I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.

If it's the last thing I do.

If our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know.

If the panel fails to guess your unusual crime in ten questions,

If there's any news, we'll let you know.

If there's anything to be cheerful about.

If we can manage it. We'd better hurry.

If we're going for a... w a l k.

If you don't get out of this house...

If your crime wasn't robbery, did you...

In a bachelor flat just off Regents Park.

Indeed he was. A bloomin' hero!

Is there a woman in this wretched world who doesn't?

It ain't fair, Jasper.

It be the Colonel. The old boy himself!

It be up to me to reach the Colonel!

It can't be far.

It can't be!

It is?

It must be a yes or no question.

It was a beautiful spring day,

It was a perfect situation if I planned it right.

It was a problem, a real problem.

It was almost too good to be true.

It was downright dull.

It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone.

It... It's stopping at the gate!

It'll be a sensation!

It'll be at least three weeks. No rushing these things.

It's a truck headin' this way.

It's always open a wee bit. C'mon.

It's an alert. Sergeant!

It's an alert. Sergeant!

It's fabulous!

It's for your own safety, ma'am.

It's going to London as soon as the engine's repaired.

It's impossible!

It's in the blinkin' papers, pictures and all!

It's just one of those things.

It's made more money than we ever dreamed of.

It's not far. C'mon, this way.

It's not much, but it might hold you as far as Dinsford.

It's old Meathead.

It's old Towser down at Withermarsh, sir.

It's Pongo, Regents Park! It's an all dog alert.

It's that mangy tabby cat. He's the ringleader.

It's the baduns, Horace and Jasper.

It's the Colonel. This way.

It's the Great Dane at Hampstead.

Jasper, do you suppose they disguised themselves?

Jasper!

Jasper! Horace!

Jasper! Horace!

Jasper! Jasper, you idiot!

Jasper! Jasper!

Just anything to attract attention.

Just fourteen.

Just look, Queenie.

Just name your price, dear.

Just the same, Sergeant, use extreme caution.

Kanine Krunchies is the champion of all dog biscuits.

Keep thee only unto her so long as ye both shall live?

Let go!

Let her in, Nanny.

Let me know when the puppies arrive.

Let me out! Help!

Let them sleep, the poor things.

Listen, you idiots!

Look at him run, the old coward.

Look here, Tibs. What's the idea of barging in at this hour?

Look, here's Lucky!

Look, Pongo.

Lucky, get down. We can't see.

Lucky, you little rascal, let's go.

Maybe it's Scotland Yard.

Maybe they found something. Hello, Inspector?

Meet Mr. Percival Fauncewater.

Melody first, my dear.

Missed him. Missed him by a mile.

Mother, make him get down.

Mr. Fauncewater is a burglarby trade,

My feet are slippery.

My name's Pongo.

My ol' pet Roger, he told that devil woman off.

My only true love, darling.

My story begins in London...

Nanny. Fifteen!

Never.

Nine... three more.

Ninety eight...

Ninety four, ninety five, ninety six,

Ninety nine!

Ninety seven,

Ninety three,

No dog's better than Dad.

No one's lived there for years.

No spots at all. What a horrid little white rat.

No telling what sort of hocus pocus you might run in to.

No time for games. Where are the little brutes?

No time to explain. Busy, sir.

No time to explain. There's trouble.

No you don't, Jasper!

No, but we're running out of time.

No, Colonel. Retreat, retreat!

No, it was all up to me.

No, no, no. Fourteen.

No, no, no. I mean it.

No, no. They're covered with soot.

No, son, we can't leave tracks.

No.

Nope!

Not a blasted thing.

Not a single one. Do you understand?

Not even for a cup of tea.

Not if I looked for 100 years.

Not one schilling 'til the job's done.

Not so much as one bloomin' footprint.

Not so very long ago.

Not you, miss. I mean Horace!

Now be off with you, you big weasel!

Now get going!

Now get going! Watch your driving!

Now I mean it.

Now if only the girl...

Now there's a fancy breed.

Now we've got 'em, Horace. They've run out of room.

Now you've been gone and done it.

Now, stay right with me.

Now, what's this?

Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty.

Of what to look for.

Oh yes,

Oh, Cruella.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, dear, what I mean is...

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. He shot poor Thunder.

Oh, dog skin coats! Come now, Tibs!

Oh, he's intelligent enough, as humans go.

Oh, I do hope so.

Oh, I say. Here, take mine.

Oh, I...

Oh, I'd like a nice fur, but there are many other thing...

Oh, Lucky!

Oh, must be Cruella, your dearly devoted old schoolmate.

Oh, my darlings... my darlings!

Oh, my new spring suit and my new hat!

Oh, of course, dear.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh! Jasper!

Oh, oh.

Oh, Pingo! Uh... Uh... Pongo?

Oh, Pongo, boy.

Oh, Pongo, I'm afraid we're lost.

Oh, Pongo, it was her!

Oh, Pongo, Pongo! Ho ho, it's Pongo!

Oh, Pongo, you old rascal!

Oh, Pongo.

Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?

Oh, Pongo... it's her. It's that devil woman.

Oh, Roger, he's all right! Thank heaven.

Oh, Roger, you are a fool!

Oh, Roger! You were magnificent, darling.

Oh, Roger. What'll we do?

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, that's Nanny, a wonderful cook and housekeeper.

Oh, those dear little things.

Oh, well, in that case I'll take them all. The whole litter.

Oh, yes, Captain!

Oh, yes, I suppose I'd better.

Oh.

Oh... maybe the ol' boy's found something!

Oh... that's my pet, Roger Radcliff,

Oh... the puppies are here!

Oh... Whatever will I do?

Ohh!

Ohh!

OI' Thunder always wins!

On "What's My Crime?"

One at a time. One at a time!

One down, nine to go. Miss Birdwell?

One long howl, two short.

One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.

One wild and stormy night in October.

One, two, three and four... is seven.

One, two, three, four...

One... two...

Ooh! The little darlings.

Or a cat casserole?

Or I'll black your other peeper.

Or I'll knock your blinkin' block off!

Or I'll... I'll call the police!

Our pets would never turn them out.

Our puppies, are they all right?

Out for their evening constitutional.

Out of my way, you barkin' haystack.

Out the back, across the pasture.

Pack up. We're leaving.

Perdita, darling, are you all right?

Perdy, I'm afraid it's all up to us.

Perdy, I've got an idea.

Perdy, watch out!

Perdy, we better get these little nippers off to bed...

Perdy, we'll take them home with us... all of them.

Perdy, we're in luck!

Perdy! Perdy!

Perdy? Perdy, darling?

Pipe and all!

Please let me help you.

Please let me help you.

Please, just go away. You've done enough.

Please? Oh.

Please... stand... by.

Police! Somebody help me!

Police? Help! The puppies.

Pongo,

Pongo, a few scraps I saved...

Pongo, boy, is that you?

Pongo, boy, slow down.

Pongo, boy, take it easy!

Pongo, I've got a ride home for you.

Pongo, there's Cruella.

Pongo, you old idiot!

Pongo, you silly old thing!

Pongo!

Pongo!

Pongo!

Pongo! Pongo!

Pongo! There she is... Cruella.

Pongo...

Pongos, you've made it. Good.

Poodles.

Poor little thing.

Poor Perdita. Of course, she had no choice.

Princess, shh. Quiet, everyone.

Prissy, come in here!

Psst!

Psst. Kids, follow me.

Quiet, boy!

Quiet!

Quite all right.

Ready, Captain. Aim,

Remember, friends, just send five...

Retreat, on the double!

Right out through this hole. Here, grab a torch.

Righto, sir.

Righto, sir. Right away, sir!

Roger, after all, that's your first big hit.

Roger, I admit she's eccentric, but she's not a thief.

Roger, she'll hear you.

Roger, that's truly an inspiration.

Roger, what on earth...

Roger, you are an idiot!

Roger, you are an idiot!

Roger's... Roger's songs!

Rolly, wait your turn, dear.

Rolly, you've just had your dinner.

Roof! Roo roo roof!

Run for it!

Say now, Horace. That's just what they did.

Say, that is an idea!

See the van down the street?

See you in Dinsford!

See? He's just as good as new.

See? What did I tell you? That's one of his tricks.

Sergeant Tibs reporting, sir.

Sergeant Tibs! I say, Sergeant!

Sergeant? I say, Sergeant.

Sharp's the word and quick's the action.

She can't possibly love them.

She wants our puppies. That's all she's after.

She's a devil, a witch! What'll we do?

She's a regular little tartar, ain't she, Horace?

She's been investigated by Scotland Yard.

She's gonna make coats out of us.

She's such a kind, understanding soul.

Shh, children. Children, shh.

Shh, shh. Let's just wait and see.

Shh!

Shh. Here they come.

Shut that door!

Shut up. Take a squint in there.

Sir, I'm afraid that would be disastrous.

Six down, four to go.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven...

So 's not to leave their tracks?

So sorry.

Something he knew absolutely nothing about.

Sometimes at night I can hear them barking,

Songs about romance... of all things,

Sounds like a number. Three fives is 13.

Steady, boy.

Surely, this crime could...

Sweet, simple Anita.

Take over, Captain.

Tea time!

Tea time.

Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen!

Ten.

Thank you sergeant, Colonel, Captain.

Thank you, Cruella.

That is, after you've paid your debt to society.

That old dirty Dawson!

That ought to do. She'll get you back to London.

That Pongo and Perdy would run away.

That would be too late.

That's a good little one.

That's it!

That's right, sir... routine.

That's right. They'll have their spots in a few weeks.

That's the stuff. The blacker the better.

The answer is no.

The devil take it. They're mongrels... no spots!

The famous Pongos. We were so worried about you.

The humans tried everything. Now it's up to us dogs and the twilight bark.

The most beautiful creature on four legs!

The old de Vil place? Nonsense, Tibs!

The old notion that a bachelor's life was so...

The police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight!

The puppies are here!

The puppies arrived right on schedule...

The puppies!

The twilight bark? That's only a gossip chain.

The yellow livered old skunk!

Then of course you have your little spotted friends.

Then suddenly... I spotted them.

Then we could finish our little game.

There he is, behind that rock.

There they go, Horace, me lad,

There they go, Horace, up the stairs.

There they go... in the van.

There's 99 of us all together.

There's a hole in the wall there by the door.

There's a Labrador there.

There's a new act just been passed in Parliament.

There's no one out tonight. I'm afraid it's too cold.

There's no puppies around here, not since Nellie's last litter.

They 're completely worn out and half frozen!

They 're following our tracks.

They 're over there by the TV.

They ain't in here.

They didn't even see us, Patch!

They gotta be around here somewhere.

They have names and colors. They're not from the pet shops.

They say the ol' place is haunted or bewitched or some such fiddle faddle.

They took the puppies!

They'll be standing by!

They'll get their spots. Just wait and see.

They're all here, the little dears.

They're gone! Patch? Lucky? Rolly?

They're gone. They flew the coop...

They're hiding in the hay.

They're Labradors.

They're lost or captured, or something or other.

They're not mongrels!

They're nothing but common sneak thieves.

They're so exhausted and they still have such a long way to go.

They're somewhere in this village, and we're going to find them.

They're the ones!

They've been located somewhere north of here...

Things were going along first rate.

This hogwash ain't fit for a fancy bloke like yourself.

This horrid little house is your dream castle.

This way, children. Around this way.

This way, Perdy.

Those good for nothing hoodlums!

Those scoundrels! They stole the puppies.

Those two blokes, Horace and Jasper.

Three down, seven to go. Inspector?

Tibs? Tibs? Oh, yes, Sergeant Tibs!

To your puppies at the de Vil place.

Too old. Too young.

Towser, what's going on?

Try 'er again, mate.

Twelve and... one, two, three. That's fifteen!

Twice that many, Dad. Now there's 99 of us!

Two down, eight to go.

Two nights past, I heard puppy barking at Hell Hall.

Two weeks? Three weeks?

Two woofs, one yip and a woof.

Two, four, six, and three is nine, plus two is eleven.

Uh oh. Rolly, hold on. You're only half done.

Uh oh... but Roger never stopped work 'til after 5:00.

Uh... oh!

Uh... oh!

Very confusing, I must say.

Very unusual.

Wait a minute now, wait a minute... thirteen!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Watch me pot His Lordship smack on the conk.

We got a job to do. Excuse me!

We have to get back to London somehow.

We lived in a small house near the park,

We lost one.

We never get to go.

We still have fifteen!

We want to go for a walk in the park.

We want to see "What's My Crime?"

We'd better run for it.

We'd just about lost hope. We have shelter for you...

We'll all roll in soot. We'll be Labradors.

We'll close in on 'em. Enough of this "Ring Around the Rosy".

We'll find the little mongrels if it takes 'til next Christmas.

We'll have a Dalmatian plantation.

We'll have a plantation... a Dalmatian plantation.

We'll hold them off 'til the bitter end.

We'll run 'em down before you can say "Bob's your uncle".

We'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.

We'll settle for half a dozen! We can't wait.

We'll settle for half!

We're froze to our bones.