102 Dalmatians Edit

A coat to make the world "shuvver."

A la carte? Dinner?

A large sack and rubber soled shoes.

A party?

A reflection of our inner life.

A special something…

A warrant to search the premises.

Aaaah!

Aaaah! Ugh.

Aaah aah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! A rat!

Aaah! Aaaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! It's the little rat!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Excuse me!

Aah! You're going the wrong way!

Abandoned no more.

Adults only, of course. Oh, do come.

After my exorbitant fees, milord,

After you, then.

Ah, I like the strangling also.

Ah, I see.

Ah, not just any "poopies."

Ah, what fiendish justice.

Ah. Told ya.

Aha. Okay. Hey, Joe!

Ahh, bonsoir, my little ones.

Ahh!

Ahh.

All her millions will go straight into the dogs' homes of the borough of westminster?

All right, chomp, sock it to him!

All right, one kiss. Ready? Eeeek!

All right. Thanks, miss.

All the houses that have had dalmatians stolen.

Alonzo, I need you.

Alonzo!

Alonzo!

Alonzo?

Alonzo.

Alonzo. Oh, joy. Le petit homme.

An alliance…

An interminable soak…

And a drop of sumatran…

And Cruella's back!

And did you know…

And digger, he was banned from every park in London as a menace to roses.

And drooler…

And for the best, unless… unless she's rehabilitated.

And for the family.

And give him a little extra for a tie.

And he… Alonzo.

And he's got a record for dognapping.

And I don't represent animals in court.

And I know just where to find him.

And I know oddball because she doesn't have any…

And I think I deserve a second chance too.

And I think I deserve a second chance too.

And I think I deserve a second chance too. Don't you?

And I'm falling dreadfully behind with my paperwork, as you can see.

And it's my duty to inform you that if you go anywhere near fur,

And now BBC 2 is proud to present…

And now for the topper.

And now to my coat!

And plenty of green vegetables.

And the house of De vil.

And the same goes for dogs. Eh?

And this is domino.

And this!

And we were going down for the third time when Cruella stepped in.

And we're going to be such friends.

And with my behavior control therapy,

And write our names in the pantheon of stars.

And you are… how do you say… dog meat.

And you call yourself a dog lover?

And you, out of prison at last.

And… oddball. He's not gonna hurt you.

Animals! They are all animals!

Anybody wanna order takeout?

Are snug and safe at home?

Are the right person to run this establishment?

Are these your lovely dogs?

Are you jealous, Jean Pierre? Jealous? Of him?

Aren't they, dipstick?

Aren't you in a tight spot?

As soon as the video's over, straight to bed for the children.

Aversion therapy, hypnosis,

Bad man grabs three little spotted doggies.

Be nice.

Be quiet!

Beautiful good hearted people.

Bingo.

Blimey, they work! I can fly!

Blimey! I'm seein' spots!

Body blow! Body blow!

Bonus fall.

Box of abandoned puppies just around the corner.

Bring me the "poopies"!

Brush up your Swedish, Dr. Pavlov.

Buried in the yard with my bone. This is…

Busted!

But 99 puppies would make a lovely coat.

But did you know that if she ever goes back to dognapping,

But I can guarantee the bailiff is on his way.

But it is not a rat. I know rats!

But stealing…

But texture is vital.

But this is last year's length!

But tonight I will begin to set things right.

But where?

But you'd have to be a sniveling, whimpering, cowardly little chihuahua…

But, cherie… faint heart never won fair lady, Jean Pierre.

But, of course, the real challenge remains.

But, uh,

But…

Butch, he says he wants two spaghetti speciale,

Buy the dump.

Bye.

Bye. Be good.

Can you dig it, digger?

Can you imagine what drooler would do with â£8 million?

Careful. Careful.

Chilly.

Chloe, darling! Dipstick.

Chloe, meet waddlesworth.

Chloe, that helmet. I'd rather have my skull crushed.

Chloe, you can't possibly believe… this is crazy!

Chloe! Are you, uh… yeah, I'm going.

Chloe. Hello, miss Simon.

Chomp's brought his favorite video. Is that all right?

Chop, chop.

Come here, you.

Come on, boys. It's grub time.

Come on, dipstick.

Come on, drooler! Hit him with both barrels!

Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

Come on, oddball, little Dipper, dipstick.

Come on, show us.

Come on, waddlesworth. Today's the day.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Well, miss Houdini.

Come on…

Come with me.

Come, fluffy. Mummy will drive.

Could you manage something with puppy dogs?

Couldn't tear them apart, sir. Ah, never mind.

Cruella De Vil,

Cruella De Vil, that wretched…

Cruella De Vil, who has it all!

Cruella De Vil, you're under arrest.

Cruella De Vil.

Cruella De Vil's probation officer.

Cruella sounds so… Cruel.

Cruella will always be Cruella.

Cruella! Cruella!

Dalmatians? Oui. Second chance "poopie" shelter.

Darn it.

Demonstrators? I thought they were critics.

Did you hear something?

Didn't pinch it, did you?

Dinner is served.

Dinner would be nice.

Dipstick, be polite.

Dipstick, she called him.

Dipstick!

Dipstick.

Dipstick.

Dipstick. Do you want mine?

Dirt.

Disgusting creature!

Do call me Ella.

Do you believe in second dates?

Do you hear me? It never happened.

Do you hear that? What? What is it?

Do you like it? I'll be keeping my eye on her.

Do you really think that you, a convicted dognapper,

Does she look dead to you? Does she?

Dog nice! Aaaah! Nice!

Dog shelter suits me.

Dog, James dog.

Dogs can fly!

Dogs. Mm hmm.

Domino! Little Dipper!

Don't admit to anything. What's all this about?

Don't be hard on yourself, dear.

Don't panic, Kevin. Let me handle this.

Don't worry, oddball. I'll have 'em out in a jiffy.

Don't worry. Everything'll be all right.

Don't you?

Don't you? ♪ What you gonna do ♪

Dottie, are you sure?

Dottie, I've got nothing to wear. Please help me.

Dr. Pavlov, my client… is cured.

Dr. Pavlov!

Drooler got ahold of it.

Drugs…

Earlier than I planned, but c'est la vie.

Eight million pounds! Eight million quid.

Ella! Ella!

Ella?

Enjoy the show.

Everyone on your best behavior. Pick up your signs.

Everyone, eat!

Ewan was just off.

Ewan, can't you do a little better than that?

Ewan, this is an I.O.U.

Excuse me, young lady. Is this spot taken?

Excuse me. The orient express? Platform nine.

Excuse us, chomp.

Fifty francs a week. Oh.

Fill 'er up, kev. I'm a very hungry dog.

Fill your belly. Come on.

Find me a little niche somewhere?

Flap wings? Oh! Where did these come from?

Fly up to your house, and then I'll feed you. Come on, waddlesworth, fly!

Follow les chiens.

Follow that dog!

Followed by a nap…

For three special puppies.

For which I have lost three years of my life!

Forensics is on its way. Over.

Forgive me.

Forty dalmatian puppies…

Found this, sir… list of addresses.

Four dogs. Well, look who's here.

Freedom is…

From tonight…

Funny without meaning to be.

Fur! It's everywhere!

Furnish yourself with a torch,

Genius!

Get in the sack!

Get out! You are unfit to look upon this goddess of fashion!

Give us a kiss. Aaah! Everybody would laugh at us!

Give us another chance. I'm not the one running a charity here.

Go away!

Go right through.

Go! Go! Why not him?

Go. Get in.

Good bye.

Good girl.

Good night.

Good.

Got her.

Grab my legs! Grab my legs! What… oh!

Great.

Great. Now we have to start all over again. That's it.

Grr! In fact, you shouldn't even be here at all.

Has been riddled with mistakes.

He chewed through three postmen before I rescued him. Now he wouldn't hurt a flea.

He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.

He means you. Where are your manners?

He's a rottweiler. Hello.

He's a talk a to me! Okay, he's a talk a to you. You the boss.

He's ours! He's down! He's… he's getting up!

He's with you! Aah!

Heavy on the meats a ball.

Hee hee! Hee hee!

Hello, all.

Hello, everybody!

Hello, Judy!

Hello, Kevin.

Hello, nice bird. Aah! Aah!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Is that you, Nigel?

Hello? There are "poopies."

Help, help! Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh!

Her again. Yes.

Her assets stand at a mere â£8 million.

Here she comes! Who she comes?

Here you go. There.

Here, puppy, puppy. Puppy.

Here! Here we are outside the second chance…

Here's a snap of me with the dogs.

Hey, hey, what you doing? Hey, get off… oww!

Hey, I thought I told you to wait outside. Hey.

Hey, wait for me!

Hey, what's that? Listen. Hey.

Hey! Hey, wait! Come back with my grub!

Hey! Hey! That's not fair!

Hey! Hey.

Hey.

Hi!

Hmm? What possible motive could I have to want to…

Hmm. How much?

Hmm. Tastes like chicken.

Honestly! Don't worry. I'll go.

Hoo! Aaah!

Hope comes knocking.

Hope Springs eternal.

How can you work here? I can't even keep me own story straight.

How could they release that… that…

How did you get out?

How did you know that? She told me.

How do we get out from this mess?

How kind of you to come.

How you could actually believe that Cruella De Vil had changed.

Hurry, boys! Get in there!

Hurry!

I am so sorry for the demonstrators.

I am the great LePelt,

I am the Napoleon of the fur, and you are my…

I asked if I might have the pleasure of delivering this.

I broke into the lab and freed those dogs.

I can see we're not needed.

I didn't know you spoke French.

I do not believe it.

I do, a actually.

I don't see any dog. Where is it?

I don't see any press,

I don't think I trust anyone who knowingly puts Cruella anywhere near dogs.

I don't want her to be sensitive about her lack of, um,

I had no idea that Kevin was a…

I have a perfectly good idiot…

I have patented a humane cocktail…

I have so much to atone for.

I hope it's not too presumptuous, but I've brought you a g g gift.

I hope so.

I I think I found meself. Mm hmm.

I just realized I'm not a rottweiler at all!

I k kept everything just as you l left it.

I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.

I know, but they were worried. Oh!

I managed to get another week out of my probation officer, boss.

I mean, miss De vil, she seems devoted to…

I mean, this is a prison, not a pet shop.

I need spotted puppies, you idiot!

I need…

I pity the poor probation officer that has to look af…

I pray someday to be forgiven.

I propose…

I remember you… As a puppy.

I see you as a coal miner,

I sent Ewan to pick up those. There was a phone call and…

I started the shelter,

I think I'll call him fluffy.

I think I'll enjoy doing a little dusting.

I told you you wouldn't believe the truth.

I took you misfits in out of the goodness of my heart, and this is how you repay me?

I was abducted by aliens.

I was hoping we would dine alone tonight.

I was inviting you to dinner.

I was out. Out?

I, uh, had a great time.

I'll be right out, Kevin.

I'll do it for you.

I'll get to you, Ewan.

I'll put you straight back in prison.

I'll think of you every time I wear your sweet little doggies!

I'll wear you on my sleeve.

I'm a retriever.

I'm being set up. Here's the box of puppies you asked us to…

I'm Chloe Simon.

I'm feeling a little…

I'm having a few friends 'round for dinner tonight with their dogs.

I'm innocent, I tell you! Innocent!

I'm Kevin Shepherd. Waddlesworth!

I'm not doing it.

I'm really beginning to dislike that woman.

I'm ruined! This is the fall of Maison LePelt.

I'm seeing spots.

I'm so pleased you're here, darling.

I'm so sorry. I should have trusted you.

I'm sorry, miss De vil.

I'm sorry. I…

I'm sorry. It's okay.

I'm your probation officer, Chloe Simon.

I'm yours.

I've a special surprise planned for you, my dear.

I've come from miss De vil's solicitor, Mr. Torte.

I've got you now, you little rat!

I've saved the last three for you. Me?

If Cruella De Vil draws it, it defies length.

If forfeited, the money will be donated…

If I'm caught stealing puppies, my entire fortune goes to him.

If puppies can't be safe in this world, who can?

If three more puppies were reported missing.

Illegal immigrants? Of course.

Inspector Armstrong! Oh, inspector, thank you.

Is Alonzo keeping up?

Is everything all right?

Is he one of your charges? No, he's not the one.

Is it safe?

Is it suitable for the children?

Is it yours? No, it's mine.

Is it… line three!

Is it… yes! Stay there!

Is there some problem? I mean, uh…

It is a bit…

It must have jolted their brain waves back into…

It won't do any good, you know.

It's a "poopie." Alonzo!

It's all they can afford.

It's completely see through. Look.

It's for the dogs, of course. That's eight million.

It's just your little man outside.

It's my duty to demonstrate against a fur fashion show.

It's no good looking at me like that.

It's pointless for you humans to play tug of war against us dogs.

It's probably just as well with miss De vil coming in.

It's smaller than I remember.

It's spooky, all right,

It's such a relief to have the bad man in jail.

It's the judge's orders. Eight million quid?

It's the red baron, king of the sky!

It's you.

Jean Pierre,

Jean Pierre, our next challenge:

Just goes to show, a dog will love anyone.

Just like you said at the restaurant.

Just one moment! This man has no right…

Keep breathing, and I'll be there in a second.

Keep the photo.

Keep your spots on… sorry. You don't have any.

Kevin Shepherd? Yes, hello, guv.

Kevin, how many times have I had to tell you…

Kevin. Look.

Killers!

Knockout!

Know you don't believe in second chances,

Leave me alone! No… no…

Lepelt, with his slippery frenchman ways.

Let go of my paw, you twit! I told you I couldn't fly! Ohh!

Let's get ready to tumble!

Let's just enjoy the show.

Let's.

Like taking the baby from the candy. Oh, just like.

Listen, can we just be sensible about this?

Listen. Hey, wait. There's more.

Listen. I won't say it again.

Little Dipper's easy because his tail is exactly like his daddy's.

Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!

Look at me! I'm Rudolph, the red nosed rein dog with a present for miss oddball.

Look away, children! Turn a blind eye!

Look out, everybody! It's the bad lady's cow.

Look,

Look, I, uh,

Look!

Look. Another volunteer.

Looking good, girl!

Looking… oh, no! Oddball's got no underwear!

M m me? Why should I… ugh!

Mama Mia.

Me mum always said, "when the heart hopes, hope comes knocking."

Meanwhile, I need a furrier.

Miss De vil. Yes?

Mmm!

Mmm? Between monsieur LePelt…

Mmm. Friends.

Monsieur LePelt has clearly run out of ideas.

Monsieur LePelt! Monsieur LePelt! Get out!

Mr. Puppeteer and I came to an agreement.

Mr. Torte, your client is, I believe, a wealthy woman.

Ms. De vil, I am releasing you into the custody of the probation office.

Murderer! Murderer!

Mustn't harm the "poopies."

My brilliance astounds me.

My client is not a laboratory animal, Dr. Pavlov.

My dalmatian puppy coat.

My ever loyal valet.

My idiots didn't recognize you.

My idol, my inspiration, at my show.

My only visitor,

My past…

Naah!

Never mind.

Next time I'll bite your bum, you smelly little git.

Nice bird!

No more telly.

No pay stub, no probation.

No, Alonzo.

No, I do not.

No, I should never have trusted Cruella.

No, I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: We dogs can't fly!

No, it's not possible.

No, oddball! Oddball!

No, the dogs are over here. These rescued dogs are being evicted…

No!

No!

No! No!

No. I'm done with all that.

No. No!

No. No.

No…

Not Ella. Ella's gone.

Not enough. We need 102.

Not here!

Not to barge right in there and take charge of the situation…

Not you, Alonzo. Another idiot.

Nothing. Nobody saw anything. Oh!

Now here you are.

Now I crush you, little man!

Now is not the time to count your change, Kevin. Come on!

Now it all makes sense.

Now you should get some rest.

Now, Chloe, you can't stop me.

Now, hair must be a statement,

Now, tell a me, what's a you pleasure?

Now, tell me.

Now's your chance. You fly up there and just cut a few strings.

Odd.

Oddball, no!

Oddball!

Oddball!

Oddball!

Oddball! Aah!

Oddball! Oddball?

Oddball! Stop! Get 'em back here!

Oddball.

Oddball. Yeah, that's a sweater.

Oddball's got her spots!

Oddball's obsessed with…

Of course. From "poopies."

Of electric shock treatment,

Of LePelt!

Oh, Alonzo, how considerate.

Oh, blimey! The coppers!

Oh, come, fluffy.

Oh, darling, darling.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Dottie, they're absolutely beautiful.

Oh, fluffy, a bath,

Oh, for Pete's sake. Are you two at it again?

Oh, good idea, spotty.

Oh, he's smiling at me.

Oh, Jean Pierre, the world is so unfair.

Oh, Jean Pierre, you've outdone yourself.

Oh, Kevin, how could you?

Oh, Kevin, I don't know how to thank you. Oops.

Oh, Kevin, thank you. It's brilliant.

Oh, kiss her, for heaven's sake, while we're still young.

Oh, Lassie… Oh.

Oh, miss De vil, I've w waited for this d day.

Oh, miss De vil.

Oh, mummy's home, and I'll never leave you again!

Oh, my gosh. Chloe's dogs.

Oh, my… oh!

Oh, no, I can't look! She'll be killed!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, oddball! Ohh!

Oh, oh! No!

Oh, oh. Ohh!

Oh, please, please call me Ella.

Oh, puppies. Mm hmm. Oui. Voila.

Oh, right.

Oh, stop whining.

Oh, thank you very much. And I must say, miss De vil,

Oh, thank you.

Oh, this is all so dreadful. You need distraction, darling.

Oh, what a sweet voice.

Oh, what am I doing? Help! Help!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! Oh, hello!

Oh, you are awful!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Aah, aah!

Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Oh! Ah.

Oh! Goodness.

Oh! It was a dream.

Oh! Nice. Nice, doggy.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Ohh!

Oh! She's in the back.

Oh! Why do I feel incomplete?

Oh! Yes, I see. Thank you.

Oh! You have doggies?

Oh! You're both idiots!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Aah!

Oh. Is that normal at her age?

Oh. Oh.

Ohh ohh ohh ohh!

Ohh, I'm gonna regret this.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! Aah! Aah!

Okay, let's get them out of here.

Okay, who's next?

Okay.

Okay.

On, dasher, on, dancer, on, digger, on, drooler!

One adult, three dogs and one bird, please.

One hundred and… are you 100 or 101?

One hundred. In a bunch. Come on, in a bunch.

One. Have a seat.

Only two minions to abuse?

Ooh, I suppose I must.

Ooh, not bad.

Ooh, what fun to get away with murder!

Ooh!

Ooh! Oh! What's that?

Ooh.

Oooh hoo hoo hoo!

Oooh!

Oops.

Or something in the sewers, perhaps.

Out! Out!

Ow!

Oww, you dog, you!

Oww!

Oy, I'm a dog, mate. Four dogs.

Oy! They've got balloons!

Paris! City of I'amour! Of la mode!

Paris.

Philanthropist? Cruella, I didn't realize…

Piece of cake.

Please eat! Eat!

Please! Call me Ella.

Poo! What can he do for you?

Potted? Twee widdle potted…

Protecting the weak and the innocent.

Pull! Pull!

Quick, quick, quick, quick!

Quickly! To the bakery! But can we trust him?

Quiet!

Reinventing the poodle skirt.

Remember that. Thank you.

Remember, darling, we have the doggies to live for.

Right! That's it, Mr. Buttocks!

Round three!

Round two!

S p o t s!

S p o t s.

S p o t s.

S sounds w wonderful.

Save some for tomorrow. I don't know where our next meal's coming from.

Scented with lavender…

Second chance dog shelter says it all.

See it… again.

See you soon! Chloe! Chloe!

See, Ewan? There are good hearted people everywhere.

See? Now stand aside, birdbrain.

Sh shipped off to Paris…

She asked to change her appointment. I thought you knew.

She h changed.

She is! Why suspect Kevin? Caught him red handed.

She tricked me!

She'll see. She'll see that I'm the loyal one.

She's after the puppies!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

Shh, shh, shh!

Shh!

Shh! Be quiet!

Shh! The show's gonna start.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh. Nice doggy.

Shiver? Exactement.

Shudder? Sh…

Shut up, Jean Pierre!

Sir.

Sixteen dalmatian puppies were reported stolen last night.

Skinning is one thing,

Smashing.

So bad that we'll rip the veils off the eyes of fashion…

So soft, so luxurious, so practical in any weather,

So we can show our appreciation to a magnificent species.

So what did they say?

So, could you tell us how Cruella De Vil became plain Ella?

So, where was I? Oh, yes.

So… so did I.

Somebody do something!

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry. How can I help you, officer?

Spots.

St. John's mews, please. You know, I could get five to ten for this.

Stand aside, worm.

Steal puppies. Poo!

Stop playing and give me a hand here.

Stop!

Stuttering sweetly on the far, far side of the bulletproof glass.

Submerged in feather pillows and satin…

Sure hope you know where you're going, pup.

Surprise!

Sweet and solid,

Sweet puppy.

Ta ta!

Take chomp here, for example.

Take our guests of honor to their places.

Take your time.

Taxi, stop!

Taxi!

Thank you so much. Bye bye.

Thank you, fluffy!

Thank you!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks, oddball.

That I let myself trust him.

That one's vicious, he is!

That second chance is the only dog shelter in the borough?

That was denied me by that canine cabal…

That was your dognapping conviction?

That would be Ben on the telly.

That's 35 to 70 in dog years.

That's all? Yes.

That's funny, because he looks like a macaw.

That's my probation officer!

That's not much.

That's pathetic, kev. How many times you gonna fall for that one?

That's right. Go hide behind mummy.

That's why I started second chance. I knew what it was like to need one.

The best a spaghetti in a town.

The coat of dreams.

The dog ate your pay stubs.

The english can do the knitwear.

The keys, my little c cabbage.

The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey!

The little man is too slow.

The Mark of a great furrier, Alonzo, is that he does his own strangling.

The p poopieman gets to ride in the c car.

The puppies!

The skinning? Not the strangling?