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The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

The Kentucky Fried Movie is a cult-classic comedy film released in 1977. Directed by John Landis, the movie is a series of skits and parodies, lampooning various genres and pop culture of the time. It features a hilarious ensemble cast including Bill Bixby, George Lazenby, Evan C. Kim, and Donald Sutherland, among others. This satirical gem takes aim at everything from blaxploitation films and disaster movies to television commercials and news broadcasts. With its irreverent humor and over-the-top antics, The Kentucky Fried Movie has become a beloved favorite for comedy lovers. You can enjoy and download sounds from this iconic film right here!

A magnificent display of skill.
A man willing to risk his life for the sake of adventure.
A new and exciting level of sexual fulfillment.
A quick reminder: these reports are not intended
A terrain so rugged, so treacherous, no country will claim it.
A torrid sensual lust fueled by those who said no!
A toy robot!
A toy robot?
A warm welcome for Long Wang!
About making that big purchase,
Across the board on petroleum products
Actor/director Bill Bixby.
After a grueling day, you finally run out of leaflets.
After dimming the lights,
Ah, yes, spoon.
All brakes...
All right, all right!
All right, Donald.
All you have to do is click your heels together three times
Although so far there is no known treatment for death's crippling effects,
Am unfriendly Visitor.
Among the finest in the world.
An affiliate of Argon has developed a way to reclaim oil
An amount sufficient to supply the entire city of Oakland, California.
An anticipated 10% price hike
An unlimited cost of living clause.
And a decision is forthcoming.
And a gentle kiss.
And a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off.
And a stroke of luck
And as for my American friend,
And aspires to be a research chemist.
And Billingsley charges that Fielding is trying to destroy him,
And come back with Ada Gronik.
And failed in their duties.
And find out how milk is handled and prepared for delivery.
And for good measure, sit on this, John.
And for the future, the promise of capturing
And gently exploring the curves
And gently exploring the curves
And global extortion.
And here in Milan, Italy,
And his entire family of five.
And I'll tell you that, in fact, Mr. Grunwald is a spoon.
And I'm told that our audio hookup is now operating.
And if you'll follow me through this hallway,
And if you're Gemini like me, you can expect the unexpected.
And inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
And intends to use her knowledge of atomic devices
And introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems.
And is involved with several charities.
And is now a switch hitter for the Atlanta Braves.
And legs...
And no longer care.
And now, having gotten the presidency
And one woman defy such incredible odds.
And pestered over sixty pedestrians.
And pop open a Willer:
And quite a nasty one, young feller!
And request you refrain from using flash bulbs.
And save 60,000 gallons of valuable energy.
And say, "There's no place like home."
And sentenced to 20 years in a federal penitentiary.
And Sheila Hamilton.
And show the frames out of sequence!
And that curly hair on your chest!
And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
And the FBI.
And the next morning...
And the nuclear power plant's is about to blow any second!
And there were prisoners, and...
And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
And these?
And this housewife don't realize it,
And this time the URW is demanding
And this unique recycling method.
And those big, strong, broad shoulders!
And time for a review of the morning's top story, with Tom Leclair.
And time for our daily feature of debate,
And to eat on a regular basis.
And we'll start the questioning with Mr. Hornung.
And we'll take an up close look at the nation's newest safety craze:
And we're back.
And were sent to bed without supper.
And what have you got for us today?
And who are they?
And will recommend ouster of any senator
And you can just imagine the food problems we have.
And you can take that crap and blow it out your ass.
And you didn't even notice my perfume.
And, quote, "handpick the next governor."
Announcer Steven McCrosky was found guilty
Any of a family of cowardly, carnivorous beasts of Asia and Africa.
Are allowed to stay out after curfew.
Are concentrating their 11th hour contract talks
Are learning faster in Louisiana.
Are still listed as missing.
Are there any questions?
Are you ready for this morning's exercise, Mr. Loo?
As a matter of fact we're having trouble mating him.
As a result of being raised in captivity.
As everyone expected, a surprise witness.
As he's a licensed airplane pilot.
As it readies itself for the ultimate sensual awareness.
As more than 500,000 Japanese railway workers
As soon as the absentee ballots have been tallied,
As the pace of trading has slackened.
As we join the proceedings, Judge Colus D. Smizer
As we were able to include him in our family activities.
At Argon, we know that a country which depends on oil
At Argon, we're working to keep your money.
At least I think so.
At this time, the judge will ask Mr. Hornung to show relevance.
At this time, the male may whisper to the female,
Auntie Em!
Back in the United States,
Back to Kansas.
Barbara Radnitz as the nurse.
Because clo... stores were closing down.
Because I never know quite what they're going to be bringing out here.
Because of the wage price freeze three years ago,
Become aware of your own body
Been so crassly exploited!
Better.
Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world,
Big Jim Slade!
Big Jim, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs,
Billingsley is the fourth governor in U.S. history
Bonus card.
But all I wanna do right now is to go back home.
But certainly a big gorilla like this...
But Claude Lamont has done many
But conventional drilling is not always possible.
But do care.
But first, New York City teachers are voting
But he certainly is cute.
But how do I use zinc oxide?
But I've got to, for Helen's sake!
But it would be wrong!
But my dear fellow,
But perhaps the most dangerous was the poisonous fish.
But that is not important right now.
But then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead.
But there's really no need to look any further than your own front door.
But they all depend on zinc oxide in their daily lives.
But was pronounced dead at the scene.
But what have you learned from all of this?
But you buy Life magazine
But you'll have the chance to kill fifty, maybe sixty people.
But, Larry! Oh, Jesus!
But, um, being a Gemini, I just never know what to expect.
Butkus!
Butkus!
Butkus!
Butkus!
By a car driven by the defendant, Ms. Rita Filagree.
By exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured,
By the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of...
By the way, many of you may not know this,
Can I help you?
Can you get away "Scot Free"?
Can you identify the man driving the blue Buick?
Can't afford to run short,
Carol, put down that knife!
Chemicals play an important and ever increasing role
Christ! Did a cow shit in here?
Claude Lamont.
Claude, it's such a pleasure to have you with us.
Claude, let me ask you about the film we're going to see today.
Claude, let me ask you about the film we're going to see today.
Claude, where are you living now?
Claude, you've done extensive work with the great white shark.
Clearly at least a thirty megaton nuclear blast.
Come back to Montana with me.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in. I'm in the den.
Come on, turn on the TV.
Commuters scrambled to find alternative ways
Congratulations, Mr. Loo.
Could you kindly point him out to me, please?
Crude oil can be shipped via mammoth supertankers
Death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
Deep Throat, which will begin shortly.
Defeat an army of deadly killers,
Defense attorney Taylor, are you prepared with your case?
Despite millions of dollars of research,
Didn't have to mean his absence from our daily lives.
Dino here may may not be the handsomest suitor I've ever seen,
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,
Don't forget, your Moon is in Sagittarius
Don't let Dino's looks fool you. He's really gentle as a lamb,
Donald Sutherland as the clumsy waiter.
Donald, forgive me, hmm?
Donald!
Donald?
Dr. Klahn has a great sense of hospitality.
Dr. Klahn is magnificent leader. He has our gratitude.
Each with a capacity of4,000 cubic liters.
Eat lead, sucker!
Enough to fill an 1,100 ft. tanker
Everybody'd think he was a creep or something.
Evidently, you are anxious to see my operation.
Except that they really do need a wild surrounding.
Experts attribute the stabilization
Film at 11:00.
Film at 11:00.
Film at 11:00.
Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal
First reports from CIA linked it with the Red Chinese.
First, we walk along the beach in the moonlight.
Fish for dinner last night?
For if you don't eat well balanced meals at sea,
For our next feature length motion picture presentation,
For someone very close to you.
Forget it!
From readings earlier in the day
From teenagers' faces.
From the discarded combs of local residents
From the San Diego Wild Animal Preserve.
Full time daredevil.
Gentlemen, welcome.
Gentlemen.
Geographical boundaries are of no significance to me.
Give your partner a reassuring smile
Go ahead, Ron.
Good morning. Welcome to A.M. Today.
Governor, the city's in flames,
Governor, what are we going to do?
Great! You found a patsy. Go again.
Guard number one, you're out on your first date.
Guard number two is a real skating buff.
Guard number two...
Guards!
Guess who.
Happy birthday dear... Sheldon.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
Harvey's still smoking those cigars?
Has brought us to Beaumont, Texas,
Have found the light at the end of the Tunnel of Love
Have you ever been in a martial arts army like this?
Have you verified this idea of distinct territories?
He could still be a useful member of our family and the community.
He has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him.
He has to chase it, confront it, and whip it.
He is a teacher of scuba diving
He is tough and ruthless.
He kindled the Sabbath candles.
He studied the Talmud at night.
He was a short Hasidic Jew.
He's backstage right now. I have to go get him.
He's rough and toothless.
He's sitting over there.
He's tame, isn't he? He won't bite?
Headache, cold, or minor arthritic discomfort.
Heck no, Beave! Girls are different.
Hello, I'm Henry Gibson,
Hello, this is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now.
Hello. My name is Ming Chow.
Hello. Welcome to High Adventure.
Here at our multibillion dollar refinery in Fairbanks,
Here, Dr. Klahn has built his fortress.
Here, let me put this Band Aid on your arm.
Hey, Carol! Watch where you swing that cigarette.
Hey, look, Wally.
Hey, Wally, being in court is really neat stuff.
High Adventure.
Hold off for another couple of days.
How about sand?
How about you, number three? The same question.
How many men do you take with you on these voyages?
How much is a ticket?
How was your trip to the mountain, Mr. Loo?
How would you wake me up in the morning?
However, Radio Peking subsequently denied the allegation.
Humanitarian deeds over the past several years.
I am flattered by your curiosity.
I can hardly believe that. After all,
I can't do it. I just can't do it!
I could kill you!
I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself!
I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
I could tear every hair out of your insensitive head!
I do.
I do.
I don't care.
I have come to rescue you.
I have?
I hope you were paying attention.
I hope your accommodations are to your liking.
I I can't do it.
I know just the man.
I know that people must feel their best to do their best.
I know you wouldn't do it, Carol.
I love the unknown, I am the unknown.
I love to run my hands through your hair.
I mean, if a guy cried,
I object, Your Honor! That shirt is immaterial.
I owe my allegiance to a higher source.
I propose a toast, to you and me and the future.
I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club.
I said no pictures, and no comments.
I said no pictures.
I see you've started smoking again.
I see. And, uh, what sizes are they?
I take Sanhedrin.
I tell you, this building is unsafe!
I think I'll pass to Arlene.
I think it's pronounced "heenus."
I think perhaps the next person to...
I want you now.
I was on this terrible mountain ruled by the evil Dr. Klahn.
I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors.
I will show how these facts relate to the case.
I wouldn't tell you that in a million years.
I wouldn't. I'm no ding a ling.
I'd like to get one of those for my kids.
I'm afraid so.
I'm afraid you underestimate me, Mr. Pennington.
I'm home at last.
I'm melting! I'm melting!
I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
I'm not wearing any pants.
I'm on another diet.
I'm Paul Burmaster.
I'm sorry, we're running short of time.
I'm sure you'll find the caliber of men here
I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months,
I've brought you a present. Take your pick.
If I were asleep and you were my alarm clock,
If it pleases the court, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
If it weren't for zinc oxide, you wouldn't have that bar of soap...
If you don't see anything you like...
If you were terrified by Earthquake,
If you were thrilled by The Towering Inferno,
If you're a Libra and have been hesitant
If you're Taurus, see your florist.
Impotent?
In addition to your occupation as a spool, is it not true...
In conclusion, Your Honor, I would like the jury
In Detroit, top officials of the United Rubber Workers Union
In Japan, with those Japanese.
In motion picture history.
In order to better utilize our country's vast supplies
In our daily lives.
In our next segment, we'll see why schoolchildren
In the meantime, this is A.M. Today.
In the northbound lane of U.S. Highway 30
In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died.
In the tradition of our ancestors.
In your world of awareness.
Involved in the accident.
Is about to ask Mr. Hornung to make his opening remarks.
Is absolutely irresistible.
Is an enticing prelude to sexual foreplay
Is at the convention center now with a live mini cam report.
Is he in this courtroom right now?
Is how he performs in the face of danger.
Is it not true that you're a driving instructor?
Is outfitted with various whips, chains,
Is that of premature ejaculation.
Is this a rare animal?
Is this lipstick on your collar?
Is trying to fly troops and arms...
Is Zinc oxide.
It goes down easy.
It is also important to know what to do when you die.
It is lipstick on your collar!
It is my intention to prove here today,
It is now time to approach your love partner,
It is now time to insert the birth control device.
It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do?
It seems we are having trouble getting that report.
It was a dream of extraordinary magnitude.
It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!
It was a very pleasant journey.
It's 18 minutes after the hour,
It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature,
It's a great pleasure to be here.
It's always been an absolutely delightful segment.
It's been said that the test of a man's courage
It's cool, refreshing and far less filling.
It's hard to believe you went to bed with a headache
It's hard to believe you went to bed with a headache,
It's one of the few that we've been able to raise in captivity.
It's safe and effective.
It's...!
Jack Roberts as the governor.
Jake was there and...
Judy's been a guest on the show many times in the past.
Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are,
Kick me.
Klahn?
Knock it off will ya, Beave?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Rialto "Feel o rama" invites you to stay
Larry, we're going now!
Larry, we're starting the engines.
Larry, you can't go in there! It's certain death!
Lay off, will you!
Leave a message when you hear the beep.
Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
Leave her.
Let me get you a towel or something.
Let me see!
Let us meet our guards.
Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!
Let's pause for this brief message.
Life magazine buys the Zapruder film,
Loo...
Look what they are bringing out here!
Many deserving families have been helped.
May I mix you a drink?
May latch on to his honker.
Maybe four months at a time.
Maybe it was just a dream.
Metal hooks...
Miss Filagree was a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle,
Miss Filagree, as a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle,
More erotic than Deep Throat!
More offensive than Mandingo!
More shocking than Behind the Green Door!
Moscow in flames. Missiles headed toward New York.
Motion picture distribution...
Moving smoothly up the torso,
Mr. Grunwald,
Mr. Grunwald,
Mr. Grunwald,
Mr. Grunwald, in addition to your occupation as a spoon,
Mr. Grunwald, would I be more likely to use your service
Mr. Grunwald, would you please follow me
Mr. Hornung, Mr. Taylor, approach the bench.
Mr. Hornung, you may make your opening remarks.
Mr. Loo will be punished for his treason.
Mr. Loo, you must understand,
Mr. Taylor.
Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale!
Ms. Rita Filagree.
My gosh, he is huge!
My government is prepared to offer you £50,000
My guest for tonight has been famed explorer Claude Lamont.
My reality and yours, that's whose!
My reality and yours, that's whose!
Nancy, this is Susan.
Never again will one man
Never before has the beauty of the sexual act
Never before has the screen unleashed such violent fury.
Never learn that expanding welfare rolls
Never mind, operator, I found him myself.
New from Barker Brothers, a game for the entire family:
******s!
No pictures. No pictures, please.
No, I was there.
No, no, you wouldn't say "Your Heenus."
No, no. Spoon!
No, please! Anything but that!
No, um, they camp out in desks and...
No, you're my guest.
No!
No! Ladies and gentlemen, I have it right here.
No! Not Detroit!
No! Not water!
No? Good. Follow me.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not for quite some time.
Not only will I show relevance,
Not really, we have matched Dino up with several likely candidates,
Not the time for reckless spending.
Now he may kiss her gently on the face and neck,
Now it's Willer time.
Now you are ready to approach the conjugal bed,
Now your opponent shakes again.
Now, bring me the prisoners!
Now, here at the world's leading headache clinic,
Now, I understand there was great danger involved.
Now, I understand there was great danger involved.
Now, I understand, Judy, that you've got another surprise for us.
Now, Mr. Hornung, you are going to have to show relevance.
Now, new ways must be found to produce crude oil.
Now, once again.
Now, take him to be tortured!
Now, they must prove themselves worthy
Now, this next fellow may not be small,
Now, try again.
Nytex relaxes you,
Objection, Your Honor! The counsel is leading the witness.
Of course, "spool" doesn't make much sense.
Of crude oil every day,
Of extraordinary magnitude.
Of the development, Mr. James Hitchcock...
Of the upper body.
Of unrelenting desire.
Of yet untapped natural resources.
Officials say the strike disrupted the lives of sevent...
Oftentimes, we must take enough food for three,
Oh, Carol!
Oh, darling, I'm so sorry.
Oh, Donald, you're always kidding.
Oh, Donald!
Oh, Donald!
Oh, I can't do it.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my poor baby.
Oh, no, he's real friendly.
Oh, no! Abraham Zapruder films the assassination.
Oh, no. Him!
Oh, not only has this idea been substantiated,
Oh, take me to the drive in and prove you love me!
Oh, that that's me, right here.
Oh, you must have had a bad dream.
Oh. Hello, Oscar. Hello, Oscar.
Okay, go ahead and do that.
Okay, it's now 24 after the hour,
On a number of occasions.
On September 22nd, 1957,
On the Big Three tire and rubber companies.
On whether to continue their weeklong strike.
On, um, Eyewitness News.
Once again, here are John Fitzsimmons
One dollar.
One of the most widely used and oldest chemical compounds
Only accelerates inflation
Opium, weapons traffic, assassination,
Or (C) I want you.
Or even what we would call impotence.
Or help start a library.
Or perhaps a tragic dismemberment
Or plan a series of window displays on home safety.
Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker
Over forty trillion cubic feet of natural gas
Overruled.
Pennington, of the...
Pertinent to a crime so "heenious"...
Pisces: It's a good time to pull the plug on that machine
Please, give generously when death knocks at your door.
Please.
Precisely. Klahn has kidnapped
Prices on the stock market softened this afternoon
Prior to packaging and world wide distribution.
Professor Ada Gronik,
Provides fast, effective relief from pain of
Put this man in cell number one, and give him a drink.
Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles.
Recuerdos a todos.
Refreshed and ready to begin a new day.
Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Regretfully, we have discovered among us
Relaxing as you fill your senses,
Relieves pain from tension and minor discomfort,
Resulting in over $55,000 in damages.
Rex Kramer, part time airline mechanic,
Rex Kramer: danger seeker.
Right now, I'd like you to meet the Hefsteders.
Ron Butler with local affiliate WILO
Ron Butler, do you want to hazard a guess as to the outcome of that vote?
Ron, are the teachers still voting?
Ron, is there any hint at all about a possible outcome?
Ron, what's the situation there?
Russian intelligence sent up this photograph,
Say thanks to Nytex PM,
Say what?!
Scot Free.
See George Lazenby as the architect.
See? I told you we'd get hollered at.
Seeking out the erogenous Zones.
Senator John Hammond of New Mexico says
Several things can happen.
Shake the dice and see.
Shanghaied?
She fought a savage battle to stay alive in the ghetto.
She was six feet of black dynamite.
She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil.
Sheila, will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals
Sheldon Grunwald was driving his vehicle
Sheldon.
Should premature ejaculation occur,
Show me your nuts.
Showed us that the absence of life from Johnny's body
Since you are responsible for the death of Dr. Klahn,
Slim, and Ben.
Slowly massaging the erotic areas,
Smell.
Smoke detector alarms.
So the next time you have a cold, do what Bill Bixby does.
So when I'm on the set and have headache pain,
So you wake up feeling so wonderful,
So you want to see your own blood, is that it, Donald?
So you've got to reach for all the gusto you can.
Some are very large, others are very small.
Sometimes, we will take as many as 45 or 50 men on a single voyage.
Speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead.
Staged a three day strike, which began today.
Stenographer Gordon Simley had a sex change operation,
Still, everyone can acquaint himself with the warning signs of death:
Sudan revealed evidence, uh, Wednesday night
Susan, this is Nancy.
Sustained.
Sustained.
Take him to Detroit.
Take Sanhedrin, the extra strength pain reliever.
Tell me you love me or I'll slit your throat.
Tell us, Claude,
Tenderly embracing the hips...
Tens of thousands of lower level employees
Tests have proven Sanhedrin's modern formula
Than... let's say, my wife?
Thank you for joining us here
Thank you, Barbara.
Thank you, Joyce. With us today, Judy Morton
Thank you, Mr. Pennington.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That a report scheduled for release next week
That blanket.
That brassiere you're wearing...
That Colonel Hernando Escalante of Libya
That fire extinguisher...
That is unknown. I don't know.
That on the evening of February 22nd, 1957,
That you're not a driving instructor?
That's been keeping your daughter alive for the past six months.
That's five down and forty five to go.
That's good because dead men don't talk.
That's him!
That's Nytex PM. It's hard to believe.
That's why I want you to marry me.
That's why we're able to bring him out here.
The airport has been seized by terrorists,
The astrological report.
The Atlantic and the Pacific.
The bailiff is now trying to identify the driver of the blue Buick.
The balloting here has now lasted almost three hours.
The best taste in beer since 1892.
The bizarre story of what happens when high school girls
The CIA thinks it can infiltrate
The dam is threatening to burst,
The dish towels you use every day...
The emergency brake on your car...
The explosion claimed the lives of the owner
The famous Chinese nuclear physicist
The female may respond by repeating, "I want you now."
The female, if she is so inclined,
The guards will have to be bribed. We'll need money.
The heat control on your stove...
The identification of the mystery driver.
The important thing is to eat well
The intellectuals have been much agitated,
The Joy of Sex album comes equipped with...
The kind of man who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear:
The kissing should be increasingly passionate,
The litigants you will see are the actual people
The male may fondle her back and arms.
The most realistic depiction of death, doom, and destruction
The mountain of Dr. Klahn?
The National Guard's powerless to deal with the situation,
The number of a Sheldon Grunwald.
The pain reliever that works while you sleep.
The poisonous fish will kill you faster than a bullet.
The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in.
The report will not damage the agencies,
The revelation of erogenous Zones
The safety catch on your son's rifle...
The screen has never dared to be so explicit!
The shelves in your refrigerator...
The shelves in your refrigerator...
The survival of the free world is at stake.
The tanks to your left store our biological chemicals for germ warfare,
The trouble is that all efforts at reproduction have been unsuccessful.
The truth about masturbation.
The union didn't get a cost of living clause in its contract,
The United Appeal for the Dead turned misery into happiness.
The whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
The, um, strike there is...
Their recreation center.
Theirs was a love of passion,
Then call your first witness.
Then I'll play love songs on my guitar,
Then you will be scared shitless
Then, move to opposite areas of the bedroom to disrobe.
There are plenty of things you can do right here in your own community.
There occurred a multi car collision
There. Wasn't that nice?
There's no place like home.
These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are,
These are the Hartz mountains of Asia,
They alone dared to triumph in a hellish inferno
They showed us that despite Johnny's handicap,
They would make great pets
They're fine.
They're very loveable. His name is Oscar.
This could blow the case wide open.
This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard.
This is Henry Gibson saying,
This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur.
This is not a charade.
This is Paul Burmaster, thanking you for joining us on
This policeman, this farmer,
This time, with feeling.
This way, gentlemen. I'll show you to your rooms.
Those curtain rods...
Three days ago,
Three dollars.
Three others were injured and two people
Three years ago, our Johnny died.
Time to kick off your sandals
To be tried for a crime while in office.
To create a practical detonator,
To foster a belief in astrology, but merely to support people
To get to their jobs as traffic clogged Tokyo streets.
To join Klahn's army as our agent.
To listen to a tape.
To my right is the atomic detonator
To remain among us.
To supply fully one fourth of the world's addicts.
To the recent deregulation of foreign imports.
To the south end of the courtroom.
To Uganda to assist president Adi Amin.
Today we bring you the trial resulting from that incident.
Today's top story concerns a meeting of OPEC ministers in Tehran yesterday.
Together, no one could stop them.
Toto!
Tough break. But now you go again.
Traveling comes naturally to guard number three,
Turn on the TV. I think the news is on.
Twenty two material witnesses die of unnatural causes.
U.S. attorney Mark Fielding is the prosecutor,
Uh oh, look out!
Uh, goodnight and, uh,
Uh, it could just be shyness, a natural reluctance,
Very nice.
Very well, then.
Very well, then. I'd like some time to go over my briefs.
Wake up! Wake up!
Wallace and Theodore Cleaver had their allowance suspended,
Wally!
Watch for science series number seven...
We also have evidence to show that few or no sharks
We are building a fighting force
We are honored to have you among us.
We are now entering the Haybrick wing,
We are now ready to heighten our foreplay to petting.
We can raise some money. That's no problem.
We don't want the judge to yell at us.
We forge our spirits
We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors.
We forge our spirits in the tradition of our ancestors.
We have them to thank for our family's newfound togetherness.

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