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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" is a captivating movie released in 2004 as part of the iconic Harry Potter film franchise. Directed by Alfonso Cuarón, this fantasy adventure unveils the thrilling third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint), and Hermione (Emma Watson). With the mysterious escaped prisoner Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) on the loose, secrets are uncovered, friendships tested, and the dementors lurking. Dive into the enchanting world of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and immerse yourself in its magical sounds, available for play and download here.

A bit more.
A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!
A child's voice, however honest and true...
A Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like.
A fair few.
A finger. That's all that was left. A finger. Nothing else.
A great lesson. So follow me.
A great man.
A little drop of brandy brandy windy wandy for Rippy pippy pooh?
A little louder and very clear. Listen:
A talent, rumor has it, he passed on to you.
A werewolf has no choice.
A woman.
A woman...
According to him...
Actually, I'm fine here.
Actually, it's nothing to do with the father.
After he saved you, he sent them off.
After me. Riddikulus!
After that, the dementors can have you.
Alive, you're free.
An Animagus is a wizard who elects to turn into an animal.
Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination.
Ancient Runes? Exactly how many classes are you taking?
And all this time, you've been his friend.
And besides...
And did either of you two...
And don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say:
And don't take any detours. If you do, I shall know.
And for now, that will do.
And he's in this room! Right now!
And in his mind...
And just so you know, Harry...
And kill me.
And Mum.
And next! Step up, step up!
And now we wait.
And open your books to page 49.
And Snape's coming.
And that is why...
And that there could be the sun and that's happiness.
And then he asked for the worst, did old Lucius.
And then Lucius Malfoy got up. Well, you can imagine.
And then?
And tomorrow you'll be on your way back to Hogwarts.
And we aren't leaving?
And what would bring him here?
And you know it.
And you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime.
Any minute now.
Any minute the dementors are gonna perform the Kiss.
Are you deaf? Put that light out!
Are you going to kill me, Harry?
Are you incapable of restraining yourself...
Are you mad?
Are you sure about this, Harry? This is very advanced magic...
Aresto momentum!
As a matter of interest, what were you thinking?
As an antidote to your ignorance, and on my desk, by Monday morning...
As long as you see it, we'll see it. Now, when I open that wardrobe...
As Minister for Magic, it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Potter...
Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you have done?
Away, you silly creature...
Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time.
Back off, Harry. Back off.
Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready!
Before, down by the lake, when I was with Sirius...
Besides, dead, the truth dies with him.
Besides, people like me are...
Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasle Bee? Don't your family sleep in one room?
Blimey. What was that?
Bloody hell! What's happening?
Boggarts are shape shifters.
Bombarda!
Boys, I think it's time we teach Weasle Bee how to respect his superiors.
Broaden your minds.
Broaden your minds. You must look beyond.
Buckbeak!
Buckbeak.
Buckbeak. Okay? Quickly. Hurry up. Okay?
Buckbeak's been sentenced to death!
But as the dementors seem to have developed an interest in you...
But first, you must broaden your minds.
But he and your mother gave their lives to save yours.
But I don't like flying...!
But I think that you need to know the facts.
But in order for it to work, you need to think of a memory.
But it's the best I have.
But someone was screaming.
But the word of three 13 year old wizards will convince few others.
But then I remembered that night on the train...
But they'll catch Black, won't they?
But to this day, he still remains a faithful servant.
But wait one more minute. Harry has the right to know why.
But we'll take him to the castle.
But we've decided your needs are greater than ours.
But what's he got to do with me?
But where is it?
But why deny the dementors? They're so longing to see you.
But you know, happiness can be found...
Can I have a go, Harry? After you, of course.
Can you do this? Yes. Very well.
Close your eyes.
Come and get the nice dead ferret.
Come back here, Potter!
Come back!
Come in.
Come now, Dumbledore. Someone's obviously released him.
Come now. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban...
Come on, don't be shy. Come on.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. And we can't be seen.
Come on. Come on, Buckbeak.
Come on. Everywhere else is full.
Come on. Move on, move on.
Come on. We should be at Hagrid's.
Come out, come out, Peter!
Come.
Concentrate. Face your fear. Be brave!
Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
Curiously long life for a common garden rat!
Damn good of my brother to keep you.
Dear lady, who did this to you?
Delicious.
Dementor! Dementor!
Dementors affect you most because there are true horrors in your past.
Dementors are the foulest creatures to walk this earth.
Dementors are vicious creatures. They'll not distinguish...
Dementors aren't supposed to be on the grounds. Dumbledore's furious.
Dementors force us to relive our very worst memories.
Did not.
Did what?
Dirty coward cut it off so everyone would think he was dead!
Do I detect a flicker of fear? Oh, yes.
Do not give him one again.
Do they use a cane at St. Brutus', boy?
Do you have a memory?
Do you mind me trying?
Do you want to move a bit closer?
Does he get to fly?
Does that a lot.
Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once?
Don't lose him!
Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black.
Don't worry, he will. He will come.
Duck!
Dufftown? That's not far from here.
Dumbledore obviously wanted us to return to this moment.
Earlier, it showed someone in the castle. Someone I know to be dead.
Eat this, it helps. It really helps.
Eat. You'll feel better.
Enough talk, Remus! Come on, let's kill him!
Ernie, little old lady at 12 o'clock!
Ernie, they're right on top of us!
Ernie, two double deckers at 12 o'clock.
Exactly how do we do that?
Excellent. I won't have this namby pamby...
Except your eyes.
Excuse me, sir. Where's Professor Lupin?
Expect...
Expecto Patronum!
Expecto Patronum!
Expecto Patronum!
Expecto... Expecto...
Expelliarmus!
Expelliarmus!
Expelliarmus!
Eyes like the devil, he's got, and a soul as dark as his name.
Finally, on a more disquieting note...
Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.
Finish that off for Mommy. Good boy, Rippy pooh.
First thing you wanna know is they're very proud creatures.
First, I'm pleased to welcome Professor R.J. Lupin...
For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.
For me?
For now, I need to rest.
For some time, my life will be too unpredictable.
Forget about it, guys. See you later.
Forget about it, guys. See you later.
Form a line!
Fortuna Major.
Fortunately, I'm delighted to announce...
Fudge has to see Buckbeak before we steal him.
Fudge is coming.
Gambling their sacrifice by wandering the castle unprotected...
George, if you will.
Get away. Get off.
Get back, all of you.
Get out of the way!
Give me the cup.
Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up.
Go on.
Go on. Don't be shy.
Good luck, professor.
Good luck.
Good night, professor.
Good night.
Good punch.
Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.
Grave danger.
Great man, Dumbledore.
Green. That's a monkey.
Hagrid, exactly what is that?
Hagrid!
Hagrid!
Hagrid.
Hang on. That's not possible.
Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that...
Harry Potter...
Harry, are you all right?
Harry, are you all right?
Harry, listen to me. No one's coming.
Harry, open the door.
Harry, some within the Ministry would strongly discourage me...
Harry, swear to me that whatever you might hear...
Harry, they've captured Sirius.
Harry, what happened?
Harry, would you come with me, please? Professor, good night.
Harry, you're in Hagrid's hut now.
Harry, you've seen the way that bloodthirsty beast of hers...
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry! Look at you. You look so much like your father.
Harry?
Harry.
Harry.
Harry.
Harry. Harry.
Harry's got sort of a wonky cross. That's trials and suffering.
Has this anything to do with Sirius Black, sir?
Have I said something?
He arrived here just five minutes before yourself.
He bit me. Scabbers.
He destroyed him!
He didn 't kill Pettigrew, he destroyed him!
He doesn't deserve it.
He had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble.
He said Buckbeak was a deadly and dangerous creature...
He sent the dementors away.
He slipped past them once. Who's to say he won't do it again?
He was their friend!
He was their friend...
He won't keep it. He'll turn it over to Professor McGonagall.
He, too, was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.
He'd have been straight to an orphanage if he'd been dumped on my doorstep.
He'd have been straight to an orphanage if he'd been dumped on my doorstep.
He'll like that after all those years in Azkaban.
He's a murderer.
He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.
He's here, somewhere in the castle!
He's my rat, sir.
He's not really a rat. He was a rat. He was my brother Percy's rat.
He's not worth it.
He's the first one that done it.
Headmaster, stop them.
Hedwig.
Hedwig.
Hello, Harry.
Hello. I am Professor Trelawney.
Hello. Neville, what frightens you most of all?
Here they come. I'd better hurry.
Here we come.
Here we go. Come on. Sit up. Deep breaths.
Here, eat this. It'll help.
Here, listen. She just won't let me in.
Here!
Hermione, no!
Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
Hermione, will you please tell me what it is we're doing?
Hermione! Bad idea. Bad idea.
Hermione! Hermione, wait.
Hey, guys? Guys?
Hey, Neville, try an elephant.
Him I've heard of.
Honestly, Ron. How can somebody be in two places at once?
Honeyduke's Sweetshop is brilliant, but nothing beats Zonko's Joke Shop.
Horrors your classmates can scarcely imagine.
Housekeeping.
How could you? You've been with us all the time.
How dare you talk about James in front of him!
How did it go, Hagrid? The hearing?
How extraordinarily like your father you are, Potter.
How fast is it, Harry?
How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
How long have you known?
Hurry up now, Buckbeak, okay?
Hurry. Filch is heading this way.
I assumed it would take the shape of Lord Voldemort.
I broke the law. Underage wizards can't use magic at home.
I can understand if you choose to stay with your aunt and uncle...
I can't believe they're going to kill Buckbeak. It's just too horrible.
I could do it, you know.
I didn't mean to blow her up. I just...
I didn't really expect him to linger.
I didn't think my dad would have wanted his best friends...
I don't care. Anywhere is better than here.
I don't even know if it's real.
I don't know if you know, Harry...
I don't know. Going to Hagrid's?
I don't know. Maybe we've broken down.
I don't think the minister's suggesting you had anything to do with this.
I expect you're tired of hearing this...
I feel sure we'll meet again sometime.
I felt weird, though.
I got a real treat for you today.
I got up and did my piece. Said how Buckbeak...
I gotta tell you something.
I have now just confiscated a rather curious artifact.
I haven't the faintest idea how this map came to be in your possession...
I hear Draco's father's furious. We haven't heard the end of this.
I heard Snape telling Dumbledore.
I hope he finds me.
I just hope I'm wrong.
I knew I could do it this time because...
I know why.
I know.
I meant me!
I need to know how to fight them. You could teach me.
I said we'd take you to the castle.
I saw him across the lake.
I saw myself conjuring the Patronus before.
I saw the beast, just now.
I saw you coming.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
I still think it was brilliant.
I think it was my mother...
I think it's time you went to bed.
I think so.
I think someone's coming aboard.
I think we have a winner.
I thought I just saw...
I thought I just saw...
I thought if you signed it, then I could...
I thought so too, until you mentioned Pettigrew on the map!
I told Dumbledore you were helping a friend into the castle. Here's the proof.
I want everyone to picture the thing they fear the very most...
I want you to return to your dormitory and stay there.
I was going for the rat.
I was lucky not to be arrested.
I was talking to you there. And now you're there.
I was thinking of him.
I will if she does.
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Give me the cup.
I'll come back later.
I'll never forget the first time I walked through those doors.
I'm just telling you what I saw.
I'm quite convinced the castle is safe...
I'm so sorry, dear boy. Did you say something?
I'm sorry to hear about your broomstick.
I'm sorry, Potter. That's my final word.
I'm sure Madam Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
I'm sure.
I'm warning you, Hermione.
I've got you, Marge. I've got you.
I've looked worse, believe me.
I've searched the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery. There's nothing there.
If he does, you can go and touch him.
If I am proud of anything...
If not, the consequences are too ghastly to discuss.
If not... Well, we'll get to that later.
If something's wrong with the bitch, then something's wrong with the pup.
If we succeed, more than one innocent life could be spared.
If you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
If you go bursting in, you'll think you've gone mad.
If you succeed tonight...
If you'll excuse me, I need to have a little word with the driver.
If you'll excuse us, Remus and I have business...
Imagine Professor Snape in your grandmother's clothes.
In Azkaban!
In this room, you shall discover if you possess the Sight.
In this room, you shall explore the noble art of Divination.
Innocent blood shall be spilt...
Intriguing, isn't it?
Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
Is there no chance of fixing it?
Is your grandmother quite well?
It comes and it goes. Still, I consider myself lucky.
It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving.
It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise.
It looks as though it's a parchment designed to insult anyone...
It made a great deal of difference.
It made all the difference in the world. You uncovered the truth.
It may be the last thing you ever do.
It was a dementor. One of the guards of Azkaban. It's gone now.
It was badly wrapped. They made me do it.
It was my dad.
It was searching the train for Sirius Black.
It wasn't my dad I saw earlier. It was me!
It'd be a lot better if the Ministry wasn't sending dementors...
It'll be nice to do it again as a free man.
It'll just be me and him.
It's a cat, Ronald. What do you expect?
It's a trap. He's the dog. He's an Animagus.
It's all right. It's chocolate.
It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out.
It's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs.
It's among the darkest omens in our world.
It's an omen...
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's cruel that I spent so much time with James and Lily, and you so little.
It's him, headmaster. The one they all talk about.
It's just a thought. I can understand if you don't want to.
It's late. It's nearly dark. You shouldn't be here.
It's meant to be the most haunted building in Britain. Did I mention that?
It's not funny, Ron.
It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.
It's the Grim!
It's the happiest I've ever felt...
It's too late. It's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.
James wouldn't have wanted me killed!
Just a bit more. That's a boy.
Just do it.
Just make your bow.
Just stroke the spine, of course. Goodness me.
Just talking.
Keep calm, everyone. Break into fours. Back to your common room.
Keep still.
Keep still.
Keep that beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea cozy.
Keep trying. Come on. Quickly.
Keep your nerve. Steady.
Later perhaps, if you behave.
Leave him alone! Get off him! What are you doing?
Let me explain. Neville, would you join me, please?
Let me get this straight. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban...
Let me tell you...
Let me through, please. Excuse me! I'm Head Boy!
Let the man through. I didn't mean to open it, Harry.
Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's not wait for the grass to grow.
Let's practice it now. Without wands, please.
Let's walk you off a tower and see what you look like.
Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
Look at him. His face.
Look at him. Loves the smell of the trees when the wind blows through them.
Look at the cup. Tell me what you see.
Look who it is. Madam Rosmerta.
Look. Buckbeak's still alive.
Lose yourself within it.
Loss of limb will not excuse you.
Luckily, a very simple charm exists to repel a boggart.
Lumos Maxima!
Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima.
Madam Pomfrey said another minute and I could've lost my arm.
Malfoy, are you okay?
Malfoy, no...
Malfoy's coming.
Marge!
Marge. How lovely to see...
McGonagall gave it to me first term.
Meanwhile, I'd like a nice cup of tea or a large brandy.
Mind where you're going! Slow down!
Mind your head.
Minister, I really think I should sign as well.
Mischief managed.
Mischief managed. Nox.
Move!
Mr. Filch? Round up the ghosts.
Mr. Potter, at last.
Much worse.
My dad conjured the Patronus.
My dad didn't strut. And nor do I.
My dad will come. He'll conjure the Patronus.
My dear, from the first moment you stepped foot in my class...
My dear...
My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor for this evening."
My old friends!
Mysterious thing, time.
Never let James and Sirius out of his sight.
Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess.
Next! Ron!
Nice and slow, now. Nice and slow. Slow.
Nice and slow. Now let him come to you.
Nice doggy. Nice doggy!
No one is to enter this dormitory until it's been searched.
No one was screaming, Harry.
No permission form signed, no visiting the village.
No sign of Black, nor anywhere else in the castle.
No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel.
No, minister. Over this way.
No, no, no. I'll get this. You get in.
No, not a soul. Not unless you count Tom.
No, thank you.
No!
No? Well...
No.
No.
No. I resigned, actually.
No. Only one will die tonight.
No. Sirius!
No...
Nobody will come to a pub where they'll get scared out of their wits.
None of it made any difference.
Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog.
Not a single professor inside this castle would help Sirius Black enter it.
Not by your scar, by your eyes.
Not only did Black lead him to the Potters that night...
Not only was she a singularly gifted witch...
Not so fast, Harry.
Not the Grin, you idiot. The Grim.
Nothing, of course. You're safe. And that's what matters.
Nothing.
Nothing. School stuff.
Now whilst I've been assured...
Now, Ancient Runes, that's a fascinating subject.
Now, can anybody tell me what a boggart looks like?
Now, how much do you want?
Now, I will not cover up for you again.
Now, since I am no longer your teacher...
Now, which one of you can tell me the difference...
Now, who'd like to come and say hello?
Of course.
Of course. That's why he knew to give you the chocolate, Harry.
Oh, and by the way.
Oh, by the way, Harry. Whilst you're here, it would be best if you didn't...
Oh, crikey.
Oh, executioner, your services are no longer required.
Oh, God.
Oh, honestly, Ron. If you ask me, Divination's a woolly discipline.
Oh, no.
Oh, please.
Oh, really? And who might that be?
Oh, Vernon.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. I knew her.
Okay, Buckbeak. Come quickly. Come with us now. Come on.
Okay, go, Harry. Go!
On the other hand, running away like that, given the state of things...
One who did was Sirius Black. And he told You Know Who.
One, two, three.
Only her clothes, very clearly, in your mind.
Otherwise, he'll think Hagrid set him free.
Ouch, Ron. That was my foot.
Our Care of Magical Creatures teacher...
Our pain becomes their power.
Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?
Particularly you, Harry. With you in a moment!
Pea soup?
Perhaps. But for now, let him sleep.
Peter Pettigrew.
Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there!
Pity.
Please!
Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night.
Potter.
Potter. Is it true you fainted?
Powerful...
Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
Probably Neville forgot the password again.
Professor Dippet had that ling planted when he was headmaster.
Professor Dumbledore doesn't want dementors around the place.
Professor Lupin?
Professor Snape.
Professor Snape. Yes, frightens all.
Professor, can I ask you something?
Professor, just so you know, I don't think that map always works.
Professor, why do the dementors affect me so?
Put you over here, just behind the wing joint.
Quick. Quick!
Quiet, Vernon. You, clean it up.
Read it.
Remember what Dumbledore said?
Remember, these visits to Hogsmeade village are a privilege.
Remember? They hid. Few knew where they were.
Remus! Remus!
Remus?
Reveal your secrets.
Riddikulus!
Riddikulus!
Riddikulus!
Right smart bird you got there, Mr. Potter.
Right, yeah. Tell them. I'll tell them...
Right, you lot. Less chattering. Form a group over there.
Right. I think you can go and pat him now.
Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Right. Sorry about that. That's enough for today.
Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Ron, look!
Ron, Ron!
Ron! Haven't I been a good pet? You won't let them give me...
Ron.
Ron. Ron!
Room 11.
Rosmerta, my dear. I hope business is good.
Run along and play with your chemistry set!
Run!
Run! Run!
Say hello to Buckbeak.
Scabbers, you're alive!
Scabbers!
Scabbers! You're alive!
Secure the castle, Mr. Filch. The rest of you, to the Great Hall.
Seeing their faces.
Serves her right. She was a terrible singer.
Severus, please.
Severus...
Shall we? Wand at the ready.
She had a way of seeing the beauty in others...
She has been properly punctured and her memory modified.
She will have no recollection of the incident whatsoever.
She's gone mental, Hermione has. Not that she wasn't always mental...
Should have realized if Voldemort didn't kill you, we would. Together!
Should your behavior reflect poorly on the school...
Show us what you see.
Shut up, Malfoy.
Shut up! Shut up!
Since I am neither, it would be inappropriate.
Sir, we just learned about red caps and hinkypunks.
Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the Dark Tower.
Sirius Black may not have put his hands to the Potters...
Sirius Black, you mean?
Sirius Black!
Sirius Black!
Sirius!
Sirius!
Sirius.
Sirius. Come on!
Slow down, Harry. That's it...
Slowly, now, slowly, slowly...
So much for the easy part. You see, the incantation alone is not enough.
So now I'll say goodbye, Harry.
So please, take the cup of the person sitting opposite you.
So that's that...
So...
Somebody did betray your parents...
Someone sees you outside this time of night, you'll be in trouble.
Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.
Sorry, you can have too much of a good thing.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Spiders! There's... There's spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap dance.
St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution for hopeless cases.
Still doing that after three years.
Stop!
Suffice it to say your professor finds himself incapable of teaching...
Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise.
Take Marge's suitcase upstairs.
Tell me what this is all about.
Tell them to search every painting in the castle to find the Fat Lady.
Ten, nine, eight...
Thank you, Mr. Malfoy. That's the second time...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That hurt.
That is Sirius Black, that is.
That man.
That remains to be seen.
That someone made the dementors go away.
That suggests what you fear the most is fear itself.
That was a boggart, Harry. A boggart.
That was a noble thing you did back there.
That was so scary.
That would have been remarkable. Here, eat this. You'll feel better.
That, Ron, is a hippogriff.
That's it. Come on, now. Come closer. Less talking, if you don't mind.
That's it...
That's not good enough. Not nearly good enough.
That's not good. Ron, run!
That's not possible.
That's not really your concern, is it, Potter?
That's right. Black could be anywhere. It's like trying to catch smoke.
That's the end of the lesson. Thank you! Sorry!
That's the memory I chose.
That's us.
The Accidental Magic Reversal Department was dispatched immediately.
The art of crystal gazing is in the clearing of the Inner Eye.
The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses!
The dementors will be stationed at every entrance to the grounds.
The Fat Lady! She's gone!
The Fat Lady's there.
The Fat Lady's there.
The Leaky Cauldron. If you have pea soup...
The ones that love us never really leave us.
The real thing would be worse. Much, much worse.
The spell I'm going to teach you is called the Patronus Charm.
The tail I could live with. But the fleas, they're murder.
The term "werewolf"...
The truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book, waiting to be read.
The very first time I saw you, Harry, I recognized you immediately.
Then I suggest you take extra care, Mr. Potter.
Then it'll be you!
Then let's give it a try. You feel ready?
Then speak the incantation, Expecto Patronum.
Then you wait and see if he bows back.
There are several ways to become a werewolf.
There was only one that night.
There you are, Potter!
There you are. You came.
There's another. It's not happy, exactly.
There's something else you should know too.
There's something moving out there.
Therefore, I must warn each and every one of you...
These are your new schoolbooks. I took the liberty...
They don't see nothing, do they?
They feed on every good feeling, every happy memory...
They include being given the power of shape shifting...
They might chop it.
They take the shape of whatever a person fears the most.
They were talking to me.
They'd know it was me, and then Dumbledore...
They're going to suck out his soul.
They're your mother, Lily's.
Think I want you seeing something like that? No.
Think, Neville, think.
Thirteen years ago, when you stopped...
This flesh is only flesh!
This is a Time Turner, Harry.
This is going to be rich.
This is how I've been getting to my lessons all year.
This is not normal.
This is very wise.
This term, we'll focus on Tasseomancy, the art of reading tea leaves.
This time tomorrow, the owls will start arriving and parents will not want...
This way, now.
Those weasels! Never told me about any Marauder's Map.
Those with permission, follow me. Those without, stay put.
Three turns should do it, I think.
To enter Hogwarts Castle on one's own...
To find you.
To the Shrieking Shack?
Together we shall cast ourselves into the future.
Tonight, he who betrayed his friends, whose heart rots with murder...
Turn me into a flobberworm. Anything but the dementors!
Turn out your pockets!
Turn to page 394.
Twelve years of it!
Twice.
Uncle Vernon, I need you to sign this form.
Unless you've been ripped to pieces!
Until then...
Usually just a fry up for me, what with 12 dogs.
Vengeance is sweet.
Vernon!
Vernon! Vernon, do something!
Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff.

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