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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a film released in 1975, is a legendary British comedy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a film released in 1975, is a legendary British comedy that has attained a cult following over the years. This satirical take on the legendary King Arthur and his quest for the Holy Grail is packed with absurd humor and unforgettable characters. The cast includes the iconic Monty Python comedy troupe members, such as Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. Their brilliant comedic timing and hilarious antics make this film a timeless classic. From the sword-wielding Black Knight to the Knights who say "Ni!", the absurdity of the situations and dialogue keep audiences entertained and laughing uproariously. To relive the humor of this remarkable film, you can play and download sounds from Monty Python and the Holy Grail here.

A certain special something.
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A newt?
A path!
A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
A shrubbery!
A swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second.
A very brave and influential knight...
A what?
A witch!
A witch! A witch!
A witch! We found a witch!
Accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
Actually I am a Knight of the Round Table.
Ah, no. Never. We've no shrubberies here.
All between 16 and 19 and a half...
All right, sonny, that's enough. Just pack that in.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All right?
All right?
All right. We'll kill him first, then have tea and biscuits.
All the kings said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp...
All you can see stretched over the hills and valleys of this land.
An African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow.
Anarcho syndicalist is a way of preserving freedom.
And "I'm not worthy."
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
And again.
And anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats..."
And Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required...
And chickening out and pissing off home
And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin
And I feel sure that the merger... the union...
And join us at the Round Table?
And make sure he doesn't leave.
And Monsieur Arthur King who has the brain of a duck.
And my special guest here today.
And no singing!
And now, the big one!
And packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin...
And so we're looking for it.
And that, my Liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
And that, my Liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
And that's what you're gonna get.
And the brave but dangerous Sir Lancelot of Camelot...
And the Grail is there?
And the Holy Grail...
And the Lord did grin...
And the number of the counting shall be three.
And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp...
And there was much rejoicing.
And there was much rejoicing.
And therefore?
And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the Grail?
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
And we shall watch and pray.
And wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
And winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight into autumn.
And your father smelt of elderberries!
Anyway, on to scene 24, a smashing scene with lovely acting...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Are you sure he's got one?
Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9 to 21.
Arthur
Arthur, having consulted his closest knights...
Arthur, king of the Britons...
As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward...
Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid.
Ask me the questions. I am not afraid.
At a special biweekly meeting...
At last! A call! A cry of distress!
Ayear passed.
Bathing, dressing, undressing...
Because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Behind the rabbit?
Behold, Arthur, this is the Holy Grail.
Between the princess...
Bloody weather.
Blue. No, yel...
Bones of full 50 men...
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Brave, brave Concord, you shall not have died in vain.
Brave, brave Concord, you shall not have died in vain.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
Bravely ran away, away
Bravely, bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
Bread. Apples.
Bring her forward.
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade.
Burn her anyway!
Burn the witch!
Burn them!
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified...
But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
But follow only if ye be men of valor!
But I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
But I don't like her.
But I don't suppose you could tell us where we might find a...
But I don't want land.
But I want the girl that I marry to have...
But if he had to leave and we were with him...
But now we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think.
But other illustrious names were soon to follow.
But the Grail! Where is the Grail?
But there is one small problem.
But they were no nearer the Grail.
But we are nice, and we will attend to your every need.
But you are dressed as one.
But, Father, I don't want any of that.
By a simple majority in the case of internal affairs.
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma...
Camelot? Are you from Camelot?
Can say "Ni" at will to old ladies.
Can you hang around? He won't be long.
Can you tell us...
Castle Anthrax?
Charge!
Charge!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Come no further, for death awaits you all...
Come on, back. Right back. Come on.
Come on, Concord.
Come, come. You must try to rest.
Come, Patsy.
Concord, speak to me!
Consult the "Book of Armaments."
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
Daffy English "k****its"!
Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur.
Did you kill all those guards?
Dismount!
Do it. Go away.
Do you think this scene should have been cut?
Do your worst.
Does wood sink in water?
Don't be afraid of him. I've got a rope all ready.
Don't grovel. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
Don't let any of them go through.
Don't like her? What's wrong with her?
Don't worry about that.
Dr. Piglet, Dr. Winston, practice your art.
Dramatically?
Dramatically.
Ere the other side he see.
Ere the other side he see.
Every time I talk to someone, it's "Sorry this" and "Forgive me that"...
Exactly.
Excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Excuse me. Could somebody give me a push, please?
Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart.
Fine. I don't want to waste any more of your time.
Five is right out.
Follow!
For it is your sacred task to seek this Grail.
For, since her own father...
Forward.
Four if they had a coconut on a line between them. If the birds walked...
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two...
Frank!
French persons!
Get a blanket on that one.
Get on with it!
Get on with it!
Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
Go and tell your master...
Go get a glass of water.
Go on, clear off. Go away.
God be praised!
Good idea.
Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you.
Greetings, King Arthur.
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
Guards!
Had enough, eh?
Has just fallen to his death.
Have at you!
Have at you! Come on, then.
Have we got bows?
He asks each traveler five questions...
He can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
He can leap about...
He is brave Sir Robin Brave Sir Robin who...
He is sneaking away and buggering off
He knows of a cave.
He was not afraid to die O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
He who is valiant and pure of spirit...
He's already got one, you see.
He's getting better.
He's going to tell He's going to tell
He's got huge, sharp...
Heave!
Hello, daffy English "k****its"...
Hello!
Hello!
Hello? Who is it?
Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
Here in Anthrax we have one punishment for lighting the grail shaped beacon.
Here in this forest.
His head smashed in, his heart cut out His liver removed, his bowels unplugged
His nostrils ****d, his bottom burnt off And his penis...
Hold it!
How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
How dare you profane this place with your presence!
How many did we lose?
How you English say, I one more time...
Hurry, Sir Lancelot.
Hurry. I am ready.
Hurry. Let's go.
I am an enchanter.
I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."
I am not.
I am ready!
I arrange, design and sell shrubberies.
I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King!
I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing.
I can explain. I was riding north from Camelot when I got this note...
I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
I cannot tell. It is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!
I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot...
I could stay a bit longer.
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
I didn't!
I don't know that!
I don't know that.
I don't want to talk to you no more...
I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
I fart in your general direction.
I got better.
I have been imprisoned by my father...
I have come to take... Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge.
I have to push the pram a lot
I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who...
I know...
I mean, to be so understanding.
I move for no man.
I must speak with your lord and master.
I never!
I said "Sorry" about the old woman, but from behind, you looked...
I said it! I said it! Oh, I said it again!
I see. Running away, eh?
I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land...
I seek the Grail. I have seen it here in this castle!
I understand.
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no. You knew it all, didn't you?
I was looking for it...
I wave my private parts at your aunties...
I will send help when I have made the daring and heroic rescue...
I won't go.
I'd rather just sing!
I'll bite your legs off!
I'll have your leg! Right!
I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid our life must seem...
I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I get carried away.
I'm Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
I'm Father.
I'm fine!
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
I'm not quite dead, sir.
I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go?
I've got to get to Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
If he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve "A a a argh." He'd just say it.
If he will give us food and shelter for the night...
If she weighs the same as a duck...
If the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion.
If you do doubt your courage or your strength...
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall...
If you do not appease us.
If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery...
If you think you got a nasty taunting this time...
In a very real and legally binding sense.
In God's name, show me the Grail.
In Mercia? The coconut's tropical.
In my own particular...
In order to maintain air speed velocity...
In search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot.
In the castle of A a a argh."
In the joyful bond of holy wedlock.
In the name of God and the glory of our...
In the name of God, we shall not stop our fight...
In the name of King Arthur, open the door!
In the name of the Lord...
In Thy mercy.'
In war we're tough and able
In which Arthur discovers a vital clue...
In which there are no swallows, but I think you can hear...
Is no basis for government.
Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?
Is there someone else we could talk to?
Isn't there a St. A a a argh's in Cornwall?
It could be carried by an African swallow.
It could grip it by the husk.
It doesn't matter.
It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurel particularly.
It is Arthur, king of the Britons.
It is far from this place.
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot.
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table.
It reads, "Here may be found...
It seemed a bit daft, me having to guard him when he's a guard.
It's a busy life in Camelot
It's a fair cop.
It's a simple question of weight ratios.
It's just a flesh wound.
It's only a model.
It's the legendary Black Beast of...
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Just to pass through, good Sir Knight.
Keep running!
King of the Britons!
King of the Britons! Defeater of the Saxons!
Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.
Knights...
Leap out of the rabbit and...
Let him handle us easily.
Let us ride to Camelot!
Let us taunt it. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
Lie strewn about its lair!
Lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril...
Like what?
Listen, I built this kingdom up from nothing.
Listen. In 20 minutes you're getting married to a girl...
Look well, Arthur...
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger...
Look, you're a busy man and...
Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky...
Look!
Look! The dead prince!
Look! There's the old man from scene 24.
Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Making exciting underwear.
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle there?
May find the Holy Grail...
Meanwhile, King Arthur and Sir Bedevere...
Message for you, sir.
Mine is Zoot. Just Zoot.
Move along. Come on.
My friend and I will say...
My Liege, it's Sir Robin!
My Liege!
My name is Roger the Shrubber.
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Nay, come, come. You may lie here.
Never! No shrubbery!
No chance, English bed wetting types.
No more, no less.
No, no. A a a argh. Back of the throat.
No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.
No, no. You just keep him in here, and make sure...
No, no. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
No! Oh, no!
No! This cannot be.
No. I am Zoot's identical twin sister Dingo.
No. Just...
None shall pass.
Not "is."
Not another shrubbery!
Not at all. They could be carried.
Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Not like that! No!
Not more than a swallow's flight away had discovered something.
Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed.
Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.
Nothing really.
Now go!
Now Lancelot, Galahad and I...
Now remain gone, illegitimate faced bugger folk!
Now this is what they did.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Of course not! You are English types.
Of course. Joseph of Arimathea.
Of whom the old man had spoken in scene 24.
Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom! And don't drop that mud.
Oh, great.
Oh, he's died.
Oh, I remember. Can he leave the room with us?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see. Right.
Oh, it is a lonely life.
Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shut up. Go and change your armor.
Oh, yeah.
Old crone.
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached...
One day, lad, all this will be yours.
One, two, five.
Or else you will never pass through this wood alive.
Or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter...
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
Or we fire arrows into your heads and make castanets out of your testicles.
Our quest is at an end.
Our quest is to find the Holy Grail.
Over we go! Good. Steady.
Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Please, please!
Please!
Prepare a bed for our guest.
Quick! Quick! You're in great peril!
Quickly, this way.
Quiet!
Quiet! Quiet!
Quite indefatigable
Quite.
Remove the supports!
Returns to those whom God has chosen!
Right!
Right! That settles it!
Right.
Right. Off you go.
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming right up.
Run away!
Run away!
Run away! Run away!
See what I mean? I get carried away. I really must apologize. Sorry.
Seek you the Bridge of Death!
Set out on their search to find the Enchanter...
She has been lighting our beacon, which I've just remembered is grail shaped.
She has got a wart.
She is a bad person and must pay the penalty.
She turned me into a newt!
She's beautiful. She's rich.
She's got huge...
She's made of wood.
Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! And you!
Shut up! Will you shut up?
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
Signifying by Divine Providence...
Simple. They just use a strand of crepon.
Since the near fatal wounding of her father...
Sir Galahad the Chaste.
Sir Galahad the Pure.
Sir, I have a plan.
Skip a bit, Brother.
So anything that you could do to help...
So be it!
So each of the knights went their separate ways.
So foul, so cruel...
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
So we French fellows outwit you a second time.
So why do witches burn?
So you better get used to the idea.
So you think you could out clever us French folk...
So, brave knights...
So, logically...
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land.
Spank her well, and after you have spanked her, deal with her as you like.
Spring changed into summer.
Stand by for attack!
Stop it!
Stop that! Stop it!
Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here.
Stop that. Stop that.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords...
Summer changed back into winter.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses...
Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail.
Taking the French by surprise.
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here.
Thank you. Thank you.
That I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Tim.
That is why I am your king.
That is your purpose, Arthur.
That no man yet has fought with it and lived!
That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer.
That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one.
That Thou has vouchsafed to us the most Holy...
That we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.
That's an unladen swallow's flight, obviously.
That's easy!
That's enough music for now, lads.
That's enough music for now, lads.
That's it! Run away!
That's no ordinary rabbit.
That's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever saw.
That's them. Yes.
That's three "its."
That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me?
That's what it's all about.
That's what's carved in the rock.
The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.
The Black Knight always triumphs!
The Castle A a a argh.
The cave of Caerbannog...
The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise.
The Lady of the Lake...
The last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...
The quest for the Holy Grail.
The strongest castle in these isles.
The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights.
Then I dub you Sir Bedevere...
Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
Then when you have found the shrubbery...
Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
Then you shall die.
There he is!
There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
There is much danger, for beyond the cave...
There it is! The Bridge of Death.
There! Look!
They have basic medical training, yes.
They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...
They were more than two laden swallows'flights away.
They're doctors?
This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail.
This is my trusty servant Patsy.
This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
This is the castle of my master, Guy di Loimbard.
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one big living room.
This is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
This new learning amazes me.
Those who hear them seldom live.
Three questions as best you can.
Three questions. May cross in safety.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count...
Three. We better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
Through the kingdom of Mercia...
Till each one of you lies dead...
Tim.
To fight and...
To fight and...
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
To join me at Camelot.
To make them an example in these dark times.
To open the doors of this sacred castle...
To the north there lies a cave...
To which God Himself has guided us!
Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged!
Together they formed a band whose names and deeds...
Too late!
Torment me no longer. I have seen the Grail.
Tracts of land.
Um, yes.
Unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser.
Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert...
Until one day...
Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Very dull and quiet compared to yours.
Very helpful.
Very well. If you will not assist us voluntarily...
Victory is mine.
Wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit...
Wait. I can defeat them. There's only 150 of them.
Walk away. Just ignore them.
We are but eightscore young blondes and brunettes...
We are here today to witness the union of two young people...
We are not used to handsome knights.
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni."
We are now the Knights Who Say "Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom ping."
We are simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
We are the keepers of the sacred words:
We demand entrance to this sacred castle!
We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable
We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get!
We must examine you.
We must give you a test.
We shall say "Ni" again to you...
We shall use my largest scales.
We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mercy...
We were so worried when the boys were writing it.
We will say "Ni."
We're an anarcho syndicalist commune.
We're Knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable
We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot
We've got a witch! A witch! A witch!
We've lost him.
Welcome, gentle Sir Knight.
Well, can we come up and have a look?
Well, I'll tell you.
Well, it's always the same. I always tell them...
Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain.
Well...
Were retold throughout the centuries. "
What a wonderful escape
What also floats in water?
What an eccentric performance.
What are you?
What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.
What if you get a question wrong?
What is that?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is this test, O Knights of... Knights Who Till Recently Said "Ni"?
What is your favorite color?
What is your name, handsome knight?
What is your name?
What makes you think she's a witch?
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
What seems to be the trouble?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
When I started, all there was was swamp.
When suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
Where could we find this cave, O Tim?
Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?
Wherein carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock...
Which no man has ever crossed.
Which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Who are you?
Who goes there?
Who nearly stood up to the Chicken of Bristol...
Who wishes me to marry against my will.
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...
Who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."'
Who, when he seemed about to recover...
Whoa there!
Whose castle is this?
Whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
Wicked Zoot!
Wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
With a herring!
With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
With your silly knees bent, running about advancing behavior!
Would be...
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
Yes, let me go. I will take it single handed.
Yes, they're the ones. I'm sure.
Yes, we're looking for the Holy Grail.
Yes!
Yes! Depart at this time and cut the approaching...
Yes. A bit.
Yes. It's not a very good name, is it?
Yes. It's very nice.
Yet these are not strangers to our land.
You ain't heard nothing yet...
You are indeed brave, but the fight is mine.
You are just and fair, and we will return with the shrubbery.
You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power...
You cheesy lot of secondhand electric donkey bottom biters!
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs!
You empty headed animal food trough wiper!
You even kicked the bride. This is gonna cost me a fortune.
You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
You have suffered much. You are delirious.
You have to know these things when you're a king.
You killed eight wedding guests in all!
You mangy Scots git!
You must return here with a shrubbery...
You must see the doctors immediately.
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
You stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared.
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality.
You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!
You'll be stone dead in a moment.
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
You're loony.
You're not allowed to enter this room...
You're using coconuts.
Your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task...
Your mother was a hamster...
'Cause they're made of wood? Good!
A duck! A duck! Here's a duck.
A grail? Yes, I think so.
A scratch? Your arm's off. No, it isn't.
All lies! Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin
Am I right? I'm not interested.
Amen. Amen.
And not too expensive. Yes.
Are there? What are they? Tell us. Do they hurt?
Are you going to bleed on me? I'm invincible!
At least ours was better visually. At least ours wasn't just pussy jokes.
Bad, bad Zoot! What is it?
Because you don't brush my teeth. Stop bitching. Let's have tea.
Bloody peasant! What a giveaway! Did you hear that?
Brave Sir Robin turned about I didn't!
But by 2/3rd's majority... Be quiet!
But come. No, please!
Camelot! Camelot!
Certainly, sir. Look, my Liege!
Come on. What?
Cut your own head off. Do us all a favor.
Did you dress her up like this? No, no!
Did you say shrubberies? Yes.
Do us a favor. I can't.
Excuse me. Where are you going?
Feature for schools. Take eight. Action.
Gawain. Ector.
Get back. Get back.
Get on with it! Oh, I am enjoying this scene!
Get on with it. Yes! Get on with it!
Get stuffed! He'll do you up a treat, mate.
He who answers the five questions... Three questions.
He will be soon. He's ill. I'm getting better.
He's buggered off. So he has. He's scarpered!
He's not quite dead. No, I feel much better.
Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Why not?
Hello. He killed my auntie!
Here. He says he's not dead. Yes, he is.
Here's one. Ninepence.
How do we tell if she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her.
How do you do? How do you do, good lady?
How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one.
I am a knight of King Arthur. Very nice castle, Camelot.
I am king. Oh, king. Very nice.
I am sworn to chastity. Back to your bed at once.
I am your king. I didn't vote for you.