Key & Peele - Marbles Edit

All right.

And I look forward to serving the state of Arizona.

Another one fell for the marble trick.

Are these marbles?

As you can observe...

But she is blind.

But what she does do, is she'll turn a blind eye...

Do you have any

For my birthday.

Forget the marbles, boy!

Good God.

Hey!

How many really?

I am so I'm they're just so beautiful.

I can't it's just these marbles.

I do, sir.

I don't

I don't know what is wrong with me.

I got to tell you, they're just so beautiful.

I got to tell you.

I just needed to feel

I mean, that's a thing that a child would do, it is.

I was just admiring your container of marbles.

I was saying that Lady Justice,

I was wondering what it would feel like

I'm 100% aware of that.

I'm assuming there's

I'm gonna wait for the last

If there were just kind of a whole ton of marbles

If they were in my mouth?

In fact, we are willing to do anything to win.

In her prime.

In my in my face.

Is a committed woman.

Is a dumb, blind, old lady. I heard every word.

Is an important job,

It's just these particular marbles.

It's my honor, sir.

Janice, send in the cleanup crew.

Just don't do that.

Just, you know...you know.

Just...

Like, just what would it feel like

Like, what would the marbles feel like

My wife got them for me as a gift...

Now, being an Arizona Assistant State's Attorney

Of Arizona.

Oh, uh...

Oh.

She doesn't cook, doesn't clean,

She's a slippery little scallop,

She's not dumb.

She's reminiscent of Kerry Washington

Spit the marbles out, please.

Thank you.

The marbles, they're just

There you go.

To in my mouth.

Welcome to the team, Mr. Wise.

Well, don't do that.

Well...

What am I doing over here?

What are you doing?

What is going on?

What they felt like in my mouth.

What?

What?

Which brings me to a speech

Why, yes.

Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

Yeah.

Yes no!

Yes, I do know that.

You know we do serious business here, right?

You obviously don't take this job very seriously.

You see... Lady Justice

You were saying that Justice

You were saying?

Nope. All right.

'Cause I've forgotten where I was.

[atmospheric choral music]

[choking]

[choking]

[coughing]

[dramatic music]

[humming]

[marble clacks]

[marble rolling]

[marbles clattering]

[muffled groaning]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled shouting]

[stomps]

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