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King Arthur and his knights in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," ready for their comedic quest in a medieval setting.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Soundboard

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a legendary British comedy film that was released in 1975. It was written and performed by the renowned comedy group Monty Python, consisting of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. This comedic masterpiece quickly became a cult classic, known for its absurd humor, witty dialogue, and memorable characters.

Set in medieval England, Monty Python and the Holy Grail follows the comedic misadventures of King Arthur (played by Graham Chapman) and his Knights of the Round Table as they embark on a quest to find the Holy Grail. Along their journey, they encounter various obstacles and eccentric characters, leading to hilarious situations that push the boundaries of comedy.

The movie showcases the remarkable comedic talents of the Monty Python troupe, with each member playing multiple roles. John Cleese brilliantly portrays Sir Lancelot, a fearless yet somewhat clumsy knight, while Terry Gilliam brings to life the gruff and enigmatic character of Patsy, King Arthur's loyal servant. Eric Idle delivers a memorable performance as Sir Robin, a cowardly knight who nonetheless manages to sing amusing songs about his courage. Terry Jones impresses as Sir Bedevere, a knowledgeable knight with an affinity for herbal remedies, and Michael Palin charms as Sir Galahad, a noble knight with a knack for attracting women.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail's success lies in its ability to cleverly mix satire, slapstick humor, and intelligent comedy. It parodies the conventions of medieval literature and the Arthurian legend while simultaneously mocking numerous historical and social aspects of British society. With its iconic quotes, such as "It's just a flesh wound!" and "I fart in your general direction," the film has truly become a staple in comedy culture.

For fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there is now an opportunity to relive the film's hilarious moments through sounds that can be played and downloaded. From the sound of coconut halves being banged together as the knights "ride" their invisible horses, to the uproarious singing of "Brave Sir Robin," these sounds will transport you back to the absurd world of Arthurian parody.

Whether you're a devoted fan of Monty Python or a newcomer to their brand of humor, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a must-watch comedy classic. Its enduring popularity over the years proves that its wit and absurdity continue to captivate audiences of all ages. So sit back, relax, and prepare to join King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their unforgettable quest for the Holy Grail.

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A blessing from the lord
A blessing from the lord
A blessing from the Lord!
A blessing from the Lord!
A cave which no man has entered
A cave which no man has entered
A duck!
A duck!
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut
A newt
A newt
A path! a path!
A path! a path!
A scratch your arm's off
A scratch your arm's off
A spanking!
A spanking!
A spanking! a spanking!
A spanking! a spanking!
A what
A what
A what a grail
A what a grail
A what?
A what?
A witch!
A witch!
A witch!
A witch!
A witch! a witch!
A witch! a witch!
A witch! we found a witch we got a witch we found a witch
A witch! we found a witch we got a witch we found a witch
A year passed
A year passed
Aaargh
Aaargh
Action!
Action!
Ah well actually I am a knight of the round table
Ah well actually I am a knight of the round table
Ah! but can you not also make bridges of stone
Ah! but can you not also make bridges of stone
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
All right
All right
All right sonny that's enough pack that in
All right sonny that's enough pack that in
All right we'll call it a draw
All right we'll call it a draw
All right! not biscuits but let's kill him anyway
All right! not biscuits but let's kill him anyway
All right! we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits
All right! we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits
Almighty god we thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy
Almighty god we thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy
Almighty God, we thank Thee...
Almighty God, we thank Thee...
Am I right
Am I right
Amen
Amen
Amen (2)
Amen (2)
Anarcho syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom
Anarcho syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom
And after the spanking the oral sex the oral sex!
And after the spanking the oral sex the oral sex!
And again! over we go!
And again! over we go!
And don't apologize every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and i'm not worthy
And don't apologize every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and i'm not worthy
And here in castle anthrax we have one punishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon
And here in castle anthrax we have one punishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon
And his nostrils ****d and his bottom burned off and his penis
And his nostrils ****d and his bottom burned off and his penis
And how'd you get that? By exploiting the workers.
And how'd you get that? By exploiting the workers.
And I feel sure that the merger the union between the princess and the brave but dangerous sir lancelot of camelot
And I feel sure that the merger the union between the princess and the brave but dangerous sir lancelot of camelot
And if you think you got a nasty taunting this time you ain't heard nothing yet stuffy english knights!
And if you think you got a nasty taunting this time you ain't heard nothing yet stuffy english knights!
And make sure he doesn't leave
And make sure he doesn't leave
And my special guest here today
And my special guest here today
And no singing!
And no singing!
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk!
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk!
And sir robin the not quite so brave as sir lancelot
And sir robin the not quite so brave as sir lancelot
And Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave As Sir Lancelot...
And Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave As Sir Lancelot...
And so arthur and bedevere and sir robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene 24
And so arthur and bedevere and sir robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene 24
And so we're looking for it yes we are we have been for some time ages
And so we're looking for it yes we are we have been for some time ages
And st attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
And st attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
And that's what you're gonna get lad
And that's what you're gonna get lad
And the aptly named sir not appearing in this film
And the aptly named sir not appearing in this film
And the aptly named, Sir Not Appearing In This Film.
And the aptly named, Sir Not Appearing In This Film.
And the grail the grail is there
And the grail the grail is there
And the holy grail returns to those whom god has chosen
And the holy grail returns to those whom god has chosen
And the lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and
And the lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and
And the lord spake saying 'first shalt thou take out the holy pin '
And the lord spake saying 'first shalt thou take out the holy pin '
And then spank me and spank me! and me and me
And then spank me and spank me! and me and me
And there was much rejoicing
And there was much rejoicing
And therefore
And therefore
And this enchanter of whom you speak he has seen the grail
And this enchanter of whom you speak he has seen the grail
And this is my trusty servant patsy
And this is my trusty servant patsy
And this isn't my nose it's a false one
And this isn't my nose it's a false one
And we shall watch and pray
And we shall watch and pray
And we will return with a shrubbery one that looks nice and not too expensive
And we will return with a shrubbery one that looks nice and not too expensive
And what do you burn apart from witches more witches!
And what do you burn apart from witches more witches!
And who had personally wet himself at the battle of badon hill
And who had personally wet himself at the battle of badon hill
And you clear off!
And you clear off!
And you, clear off!
And you, clear off!
And you!
And you!
And you'll come and get him
And you'll come and get him
Answer me these questions three #bridge #troll #answer my questions #i have questions
Answer me these questions three #bridge #troll #answer my questions #i have questions
Answer Me These Questions Three #bridge of death #troll #stop
Answer Me These Questions Three #bridge of death #troll #stop
Anyway you've got bad breath
Anyway you've got bad breath
Apples
Apples
Are there what are they tell us do they hurt
Are there what are they tell us do they hurt
Are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Are you from camelot
Are you from camelot
Are you saying ni to that old woman
Are you saying ni to that old woman
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate
Are you sure he's got one
Are you sure he's got one
Are you sure that's absolutely necessary
Are you sure that's absolutely necessary
Arthur arthur king of the britons
Arthur arthur king of the britons
Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the holy grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion
Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the holy grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion
Arthur having consulted his closest knights decided that they should separate and search for the grail individually
Arthur having consulted his closest knights decided that they should separate and search for the grail individually
Arthur king of the britons
Arthur king of the britons
Arthur! Arthur!
Arthur! Arthur!
As the horrendous black beast lunged forward escape for arthur and his knights seemed hopeless
As the horrendous black beast lunged forward escape for arthur and his knights seemed hopeless
Ask me the questions bridge keeper i'm not afraid
Ask me the questions bridge keeper i'm not afraid
Ask me the questions bridge keeper i'm not afraid (2)
Ask me the questions bridge keeper i'm not afraid (2)
At last! a call! a cry of distress!
At last! a call! a cry of distress!
At least ours was better visually
At least ours was better visually
At least ours was committed it wasn't a string of pussy jokes
At least ours was committed it wasn't a string of pussy jokes
Away away varletesses!
Away away varletesses!
Away, away, varletesses.
Away, away, varletesses.
Back to your bed!
Back to your bed!
Back. Come on.
Back. Come on.
Bad bad zoot!
Bad bad zoot!
Bathing dressing undressing making exciting underwear
Bathing dressing undressing making exciting underwear
Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Be quiet! (2)
Be quiet! (2)
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet
Bedevere my liege
Bedevere my liege
Behold arthur this is the holy grail look well arthur for it is your sacred task to seek this grail
Behold arthur this is the holy grail look well arthur for it is your sacred task to seek this grail
Behold the cave of caerbannog!
Behold the cave of caerbannog!
Behold the cave of Caerbannog.
Behold the cave of Caerbannog.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable
Beyond the forest they met lancelot and galahad and there was much rejoicing
Beyond the forest they met lancelot and galahad and there was much rejoicing
Beyond the forest, they met Lancelot and Galahad...
Beyond the forest, they met Lancelot and Galahad...
Bloody peasant!
Bloody peasant!
Bloody weather
Bloody weather
Blue
Blue
Blue no! yellow!
Blue no! yellow!
Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about its lair
Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about its lair
Brave brave brave brave sir robin
Brave brave brave brave sir robin
Brave concorde you shall not have died in vain!
Brave concorde you shall not have died in vain!
Brave sir robin
Brave sir robin
Brave sir robin ran away no! bravely ran away away
Brave sir robin ran away no! bravely ran away away
Bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot
Bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot
Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat
Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave
Bravest of the brave
Bread
Bread
Bring her forward
Bring her forward
Bring Out Your Dead #death #sick #virus #covid19 #coronavirus
Bring Out Your Dead #death #sick #virus #covid19 #coronavirus
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead! bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead! bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead! bring out your dead! (2)
Bring out your dead! bring out your dead! bring out your dead! (2)
Bring up the holy hand grenade
Bring up the holy hand grenade
Brother maynard you're our scholar
Brother maynard you're our scholar
Brother maynard!
Brother maynard!
Burn her anyway burn her!
Burn her anyway burn her!
Burn her! burn her!
Burn her! burn her!
Burn her! burn her! burn her!
Burn her! burn her! burn her!
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting
But father
But father
But father I don't want any of that
But father I don't want any of that
But I don't like her
But I don't like her
But I don't want any of that i'd rather i'd rather just sing
But I don't want any of that i'd rather i'd rather just sing
But I don't want land
But I don't want land
But I don't want to think i've lost a son so much as gained a daughter
But I don't want to think i've lost a son so much as gained a daughter
But I don't want to think I've lost a son..
But I don't want to think I've lost a son..
But i'm awfully sorry
But i'm awfully sorry
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable
But mother father lad
But mother father lad
But now we're glad
But now we're glad
But other illustrious names were soon to follow
But other illustrious names were soon to follow
But the fourth one stayed up
But the fourth one stayed up
But the fourth one stayed up!
But the fourth one stayed up!
But the grail where is the grail
But the grail where is the grail
But then of course african swallows are non migratory so they couldn't bring a coconut anyway
But then of course african swallows are non migratory so they couldn't bring a coconut anyway
But then, of course, African swallows are nonmigratory.
But then, of course, African swallows are nonmigratory.
But there is one small problem
But there is one small problem
But they were still no nearer the grail
But they were still no nearer the grail
But you are tired and you must rest awhile
But you are tired and you must rest awhile
But you are tired, and you must rest a while.
But you are tired, and you must rest a while.
By a civil majority in the case of internal affairs
By a civil majority in the case of internal affairs
By a two thirds majority in the case of
By a two thirds majority in the case of
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!
By what name are you known
By what name are you known
By what name are you known?
By what name are you known?
Camelot camelot camelot
Camelot camelot camelot
Can you hang around a couple of minutes he won't be long
Can you hang around a couple of minutes he won't be long
Certainly sir
Certainly sir
Charge!
Charge!
Charge! (2)
Charge! (2)
Cherries
Cherries
Chicken! chicken!
Chicken! chicken!
Churches
Churches
Cider
Cider
Coconuts Migrate? #birds #no horse #carrying a coconut
Coconuts Migrate? #birds #no horse #carrying a coconut
Come come you must try to rest
Come come you must try to rest
Come here
Come here
Come on back! right back!
Come on back! right back!
Come on concorde!
Come on concorde!
Come on put this man in the van
Come on put this man in the van
Come on then
Come on then
Come on then (2)
Come on then (2)
Come on you pansy!
Come on you pansy!
Come patsy
Come patsy
Come patsy (2)
Come patsy (2)
Concorde speak to me!
Concorde speak to me!
Consult the book of armaments armaments 2 9 21
Consult the book of armaments armaments 2 9 21
Course it's a good idea
Course it's a good idea
Crapper!
Crapper!
Crikey!
Crikey!
Cut down a tree with a herring it can't be done
Cut down a tree with a herring it can't be done
Cut off in this castle with no one to protect us.
Cut off in this castle with no one to protect us.
Cut that out!
Cut that out!
Cut that out! cut that out!
Cut that out! cut that out!
Cut your own head off yes do us all a favour
Cut your own head off yes do us all a favour
Decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually.
Decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually.
Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened king arthur
Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened king arthur
Dennis forget about freedom don't drop that mud
Dennis forget about freedom don't drop that mud
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any more or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any more or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already
Did you dress her up like this
Did you dress her up like this
Did you kill all those guards
Did you kill all those guards
Did you say shrubberies?
Did you say shrubberies?
Didn't know we had a king I thought we were an autonomous collective
Didn't know we had a king I thought we were an autonomous collective
Didn't mean to you put your sword right through his head!
Didn't mean to you put your sword right through his head!
Dismount!
Dismount!
Do you suppose he meant the camargue
Do you suppose he meant the camargue
Do you suppose he meant the Camargue?
Do you suppose he meant the Camargue?